The Worst Lines of Joss Whedon's Justice League

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samsonspin

samsonspin

3 жыл бұрын

It's that season again.
#ZackSnydersJusticeLeague #snydercut #jossticeleague

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@Miq__06
@Miq__06 3 жыл бұрын
Fans in 2017: Does a Zack Snyder Cut exist? Warner Bros: 5:10
@nonisland4509
@nonisland4509 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@AnandKu44
@AnandKu44 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@giddy5383
@giddy5383 3 жыл бұрын
Jess 🤣🤣
@ytbubble
@ytbubble 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@hiramgarcia462
@hiramgarcia462 3 жыл бұрын
Jajajajaja Épic xd
@lmaoqasim
@lmaoqasim 3 жыл бұрын
dude forced so much comedy into this movie, I was surprised Kevin Hart didn't just show up.
@tai2664
@tai2664 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@luisrivera4413
@luisrivera4413 3 жыл бұрын
He appears in the Whedon Cut Extended Edition
@aniketnaik1868
@aniketnaik1868 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@taarakahuja4993
@taarakahuja4993 3 жыл бұрын
#Releasetheweadoncutextendededition
@trapez77
@trapez77 3 жыл бұрын
How do you know this wasn’t in the Snyder cut originally and he cut it out after the theatrical version released when he saw people’s reactions to it
@naxiin8218
@naxiin8218 3 жыл бұрын
I used to think Whedon's version was a tragedy, now I realize it was a comedy.
@Jaegerborn
@Jaegerborn 3 жыл бұрын
A comedy no one's laughing at. Kinda like the jokes he made as a child in school.
@benjaminwhite8019
@benjaminwhite8019 3 жыл бұрын
Jalen Sparrow damn the whole ass joke FLEW over your head
@vulnerablerummy
@vulnerablerummy 3 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminwhite8019 that reply checks out whether he get the joke or not
@Jaegerborn
@Jaegerborn 3 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminwhite8019 I’m pretty sure OP was referencing Joker. As was I.
@SwagsterPotatoGD
@SwagsterPotatoGD 3 жыл бұрын
I saw this same joke in snyder cut post credits scene video :)
@averagebardenjoyer
@averagebardenjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
it’s hilarious to me that the flash’s jokes in snyder’s cut were actually better
@leoa7927
@leoa7927 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing how much easier it is to appreciate jokes when they actually fit into the pacing rather than putting it to a full stop
@Marzo7866
@Marzo7866 3 жыл бұрын
@@leoa7927 Truth.
@TheRedcat14
@TheRedcat14 3 жыл бұрын
@@leoa7927 spot on
@aripapermaster8047
@aripapermaster8047 3 жыл бұрын
The one joke I liked was the brunch one
@xxparadoxx3971
@xxparadoxx3971 3 жыл бұрын
@@aripapermaster8047 lol
@jawbone6907
@jawbone6907 3 жыл бұрын
This looks like the deleted scenes compilation that you see at the end of every Disney's Pixar animated movies.
@SrWah-qu7xx
@SrWah-qu7xx 3 жыл бұрын
Except these were in the real movie 😔
@beast_boy6822
@beast_boy6822 3 жыл бұрын
spot on xDD
@jeremywoods770
@jeremywoods770 3 жыл бұрын
The gag reels
@YannickTMessiah
@YannickTMessiah 3 жыл бұрын
True hahahaha
@PatrickLofstrom
@PatrickLofstrom 3 жыл бұрын
@@SrWah-qu7xx no longer the real movie, phew
@Werewolf914
@Werewolf914 3 жыл бұрын
Wonder Woman saying "I work with Children" was actually Gal Gadot talking about Joss Whedon and the line somehow made it into the movie.
@robertjackson9005
@robertjackson9005 3 жыл бұрын
So glad it’s gone in the Synder Cut, cause it is just terrible.
@billybarnett9518
@billybarnett9518 3 жыл бұрын
Ironic how she already feels this way and Shazam isn't even on the team yet! Lol, how does that happen?
@LegoDork99
@LegoDork99 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something Black Widow would say
@robertjackson9005
@robertjackson9005 3 жыл бұрын
@@LegoDork99 well, Ray Fisher came out recently and said Joss Whedon would even call her Natasha
@mitskisdaughter9370
@mitskisdaughter9370 3 жыл бұрын
@@robertjackson9005 what-
@jxmmikhent9720
@jxmmikhent9720 3 жыл бұрын
He literally turned justice league characters to the avengers characters.
@samsonspin3256
@samsonspin3256 3 жыл бұрын
Except they don’t fit the characters at all and it’s yikes
@RyanFloom
@RyanFloom 3 жыл бұрын
Except for one major difference, Avengers are actually funny
@username8404
@username8404 3 жыл бұрын
@@RyanFloom justice league isn't meant to be funny. Disney marvel caters to little kids/simpletons.
@jaswanth7508
@jaswanth7508 3 жыл бұрын
@@RyanFloom Fuck Joss Whedon
@injusticeExpert7
@injusticeExpert7 3 жыл бұрын
he did but honestly i don't put the full blame on him because isn't that wb wanted him to do because they wanted to make it super light compared to bvs
@juliaboechat4218
@juliaboechat4218 3 жыл бұрын
Why does Batman sound like Tony Stark in this movie? Thats a crime
@FaithCeil
@FaithCeil 3 жыл бұрын
I got the same vibe.
@cgulis1734
@cgulis1734 3 жыл бұрын
Because Joss Whedon can't tell the difference between them
@muhammadfaisalfachrurrozy1203
@muhammadfaisalfachrurrozy1203 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck i hate Joss Whedon
@TGM-XO
@TGM-XO 3 жыл бұрын
Idk why they made him comical it’s like they forgot dude witnessed the death of his parents
@SachinSingh08
@SachinSingh08 3 жыл бұрын
Poor man’s tony stark
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine failing so hard at just finishing a movie that was almost entirely done that they had to spend $70 million and get back the original director just to fix your mess.
@NIDELLANEUM
@NIDELLANEUM 3 жыл бұрын
That is a nice way to look at it. Have you ever screwed up so badly the person you replaced has to return and do it again from scratch to fix it?
@RG-Zeldaplayer
@RG-Zeldaplayer 3 жыл бұрын
If that had been the brief you might have a point - however we now know that; Snyder had already cut the movie to two hours before Whedon began his rewrites, the studio wanted the film to be lighter in tone and suitable for a younger audience, Whedon was hired specifically to add humour to the movie, there was a severely limited timeframe, Whedon wasn't allowed to extend the movie beyond the 2 hr limit, nor was he allowed more time to actually film the extra material and he had a cast arguing with every decision.
@strangelaw6384
@strangelaw6384 3 жыл бұрын
@@RG-Zeldaplayer well then whedon shoulDN'TVE TAKEN THE GODAMN JOB
@RG-Zeldaplayer
@RG-Zeldaplayer 3 жыл бұрын
@@strangelaw6384 Yes you do. If you're a massive comic book nerd of a director with the opportunity to work on the first ever Justice League movie, for a studio offerring you the chance to make a movie with another IP you're enthusiastic about and all you have to do is fix a production stuck in limbo to save the studio from canning the whole project, you absolutely take that job.
@cammiesay4627
@cammiesay4627 3 жыл бұрын
@@RG-Zeldaplayer Unfortunately he didnt live up to expectation. What he gave was an abomination to the highest level. Cannot believe he thought his reshoots and cringe lines were better than what Snyder already had done. Regardless if the studion mandated him of cutting it short. What he did was not just edit, he attempted to stamp his name on the first JL film by reshoots of I dont know what you call it but I would borrow what Chris Terio, the writer of JL, said it is VANDALISM!!!
@kryptonian1371
@kryptonian1371 3 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you try to turn Batman into Ironman
@MrLaserPony
@MrLaserPony 3 жыл бұрын
Or a disney Batman
@fizzo53264EVER
@fizzo53264EVER 3 жыл бұрын
Man if for you this is Iron Man you have probably never seen a movie with Iron Man in it
@isham2044
@isham2044 3 жыл бұрын
@@fizzo53264EVER He's right tho, you can literally see the MCU Ironman in Batman. Basically Batman doing his best impression of Ironman. Its not 100% Ironman but you can see that everyone in Whedon's version bleeding out the MCU's Avengers when they are on screen.
@usagi8561
@usagi8561 3 жыл бұрын
That^s right. Iron Man is possibly the most ironic and sarcastic character of the MCU. You can't make the same jokes and hope it works with Batman. Batman's always been brutal and realistic unless he is Bruce Wayne around people. But he is with Diana or other heroes in here, he doesn't have to act billionaire playboy and make jokes even though he is without the mask. It is just unnecessary.
@nirvanas8086
@nirvanas8086 3 жыл бұрын
@@fizzo53264EVER it's that batman is acting like iron man, this is exactly or somewhat similar to what Tony would say in this scene
@Peter_S.Woldrich
@Peter_S.Woldrich 3 жыл бұрын
This movie is the first case, in the history of cinema, of a parody that came out before the actual source movie.
@enoknivlac4148
@enoknivlac4148 3 жыл бұрын
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@asha80801
@asha80801 3 жыл бұрын
this is the only way i'm going to acknowledge this movie from now on
@Qwertzalcoatl
@Qwertzalcoatl 3 жыл бұрын
You Sir, just won this comment section!
@tai2664
@tai2664 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@horseoperamarker
@horseoperamarker 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo yes
@tredd7385
@tredd7385 3 жыл бұрын
“Do you bleed” was horrifying to watch 😂
@blaisetelfer8499
@blaisetelfer8499 3 жыл бұрын
Just like Sarah Connor dramatically saying "I'll be back" in the last Terminator. You can't just insert a line from a previous movie into the new one and expect it to make sense.
@tavadaardendrian319
@tavadaardendrian319 3 жыл бұрын
Also, Superman’s face CGI was especially noticeable....and gummy? For some reason?
@hihwsjai188
@hihwsjai188 3 жыл бұрын
@@blaisetelfer8499 exactly
@elfsong713
@elfsong713 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I had a lot of trouble paying attention to any of Superman's lines in the Josstice League because of his FREAKY CGI FACE!
@blaisetelfer8499
@blaisetelfer8499 3 жыл бұрын
Same; it looks like he gained weight then got botox
@valef9450
@valef9450 3 жыл бұрын
The right title should be: *how to cringe for 7 minutes straight*
@jeremysolomon7791
@jeremysolomon7791 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@vimalmathew2679
@vimalmathew2679 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@ridosaputra5273
@ridosaputra5273 2 жыл бұрын
👍
@lonechromosome
@lonechromosome 3 жыл бұрын
it’s actually criminal how joss whedon replaced the foundation of the future success of the DCEU with a brunch joke
@TwistedReality13
@TwistedReality13 3 жыл бұрын
Would you prefer a boner joke? 😂
@davidcubillos1196
@davidcubillos1196 3 жыл бұрын
@@TwistedReality13 oh hell nah
@hcampina100
@hcampina100 3 жыл бұрын
I doubt it was Joss' decision.
@jwreckitc7049
@jwreckitc7049 3 жыл бұрын
The flash is my fav so i enjoyed the humor but Snyder's Barry was SO much better
@serdsouza6670
@serdsouza6670 3 жыл бұрын
@@TwistedReality13 hey don't disrespect Ralph that way!
@MaestroDrake
@MaestroDrake 3 жыл бұрын
This is now a blooper reel.
@pabletoday9782
@pabletoday9782 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao ikr
@_nightshade_gaming4792
@_nightshade_gaming4792 3 жыл бұрын
Confirmned
@amromsr5463
@amromsr5463 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@md.s6412
@md.s6412 3 жыл бұрын
all josstice league is bloopers
@leandrodesouza92
@leandrodesouza92 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@megaarbok3290
@megaarbok3290 3 жыл бұрын
This seems infinitely longer than the Snyder Cut
@johnmilne9750
@johnmilne9750 3 жыл бұрын
Man im 6 minutes into this video and i completely agree
@NoneShallDefyMe
@NoneShallDefyMe 3 жыл бұрын
This is accurate af lmao
@postaled
@postaled 3 жыл бұрын
The power of cringe distorts time and space.
@soundsqueerbutokay
@soundsqueerbutokay 3 жыл бұрын
FACTS
@mtakum
@mtakum 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@thisguy3372
@thisguy3372 3 жыл бұрын
“Children, I work with children.” Plot twist: That was just Gal Gadot talking about the reshoots
@Schwifty1
@Schwifty1 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like every time Ben Affleck smiles he's just genuinely laughing at the script and lines like "what the f am I saying?! xD"
@CaptainTitforce
@CaptainTitforce 3 жыл бұрын
Random Michael Bay appears: Ben, just shut, shut the fuck up
@raihanaradhana2246
@raihanaradhana2246 3 жыл бұрын
LOL i know right, from writing Good Will Hunting to this
@rudy1999
@rudy1999 3 жыл бұрын
''I mean..do you..talk to fish?''
@UIGRES45
@UIGRES45 3 жыл бұрын
Turkey time, gobble gobble. :)))
@nahor88
@nahor88 3 жыл бұрын
If I was one of the core actors having already filmed the Snyder scenes, I would have had a SERIOUS chat with Joss like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???". He basically turned every character into Tony Stark with the 1-liners.
@ContemporaryCompendium
@ContemporaryCompendium 3 жыл бұрын
One more week until this will be a forgotten memory.
@TimeBomb014X
@TimeBomb014X 3 жыл бұрын
We live in a society where the Whedon Cut is but a distant memory, isn't that right, Zack Snyder?
@otakuzero4900
@otakuzero4900 3 жыл бұрын
It already is
@Tom-py8ym
@Tom-py8ym 3 жыл бұрын
Its more of a stain
@justareplica
@justareplica 3 жыл бұрын
Lucky me, I’ve never seen the original so I get a real memory of Snyder’s Justice League.
@TimeBomb014X
@TimeBomb014X 3 жыл бұрын
@@justareplica well no one has seen the original, we will March 18
@vicvalentini362
@vicvalentini362 3 жыл бұрын
2:46 Amy Adams' reaction was too realistic to be just "acting".
@thegentleartoffisticuffs6983
@thegentleartoffisticuffs6983 3 жыл бұрын
She's just wondering where her career went wrong
@wackypenguin94
@wackypenguin94 3 жыл бұрын
She's like: how is this new director adding this scene
@ArcTrooperRod-269
@ArcTrooperRod-269 3 жыл бұрын
@@thegentleartoffisticuffs6983 _SHE DIDN'T WENT TO THE PREMIERE IN 2017, THAT TELLS A LOT_
@lobbb1497
@lobbb1497 2 жыл бұрын
Checking the nearest clock to see when today's shoot will be over
@megamanxhunter
@megamanxhunter 2 жыл бұрын
When Diane Lane said "He said you were the thirstiest reporter he ever met", both she and Amy look like "what the fuck is this line. Did you just say that".
@latentspacex
@latentspacex 3 жыл бұрын
Josstice League tried to be funny like avengers, but the darker feel fits JL much better
@ironwolf1689
@ironwolf1689 3 жыл бұрын
It's not even about it trying to be funny. The comedic theme doesn't fit, to begin with, but it is executed embarrassingly poorly just for some extra icing on the cake I'm not a massive fan of DC or any superhero shit really but this movie is actually terrible in every possible way. Snyders cut actually had characters instead of a fucking joke slot machine. You couldn't take anyone in this movie seriously if you tried. It is a shining example of how not to make a movie.
@AbsoluteAbsurd
@AbsoluteAbsurd 3 жыл бұрын
@@ironwolf1689 this
@Marzo7866
@Marzo7866 3 жыл бұрын
@@ironwolf1689 Yeah, it's not like the DC universe can't have jokes, it's just that the jokes have to be a bit more subtle and downplayed than Marvel's style of comedy, and that's something Whedon didn't know or care about. And considering we're talking about Whedon, I reckon it's the ladder.
@ironwolf1689
@ironwolf1689 3 жыл бұрын
@@Marzo7866 I agree humor is fine to have in a movie it just has to fit within the context of the movie and actually be well thought out
@kronoskaalan1838
@kronoskaalan1838 3 жыл бұрын
@@ironwolf1689 uhm..... That's what he said
@KivaGordon
@KivaGordon 3 жыл бұрын
The whole Bruce science talk was more of a Tony Stark thing
@cesar6447
@cesar6447 3 жыл бұрын
It would fit more on the flash... the actual flash... not this one
@kaylabennett5897
@kaylabennett5897 3 жыл бұрын
@@cesar6447 lol 🤣
@noahtuita3406
@noahtuita3406 3 жыл бұрын
It's exactly what i've been saying since 2017 lol Joss made Bruce turn into Tony Stark. He nerfed Batman, nerfed the Flash, and nerfed Aquaman. Aquaman in 2017 was scared to die, scared of Superman. Flash never done battle and was scared of bugs and tall people....like really??
@scooscotch1535
@scooscotch1535 3 жыл бұрын
Snyder cut was awesome ma dudes
@goldenyuri3556
@goldenyuri3556 3 жыл бұрын
@@cesar6447 After the Snyder cut he's the actual flash for me.
@rameshsharma4422
@rameshsharma4422 3 жыл бұрын
This looks like a high budget TV show😂
@AppleNerd11
@AppleNerd11 3 жыл бұрын
In all fairness, most CW Arrowverse shows have better writing
@victoriarodrigues7800
@victoriarodrigues7800 3 жыл бұрын
Well, I've seen better writing and better effects in the Arrowverse shows. This looks like a low budget show, Game of Thrones is a high budget show and the cgi there is a thousand times better. This feels like Supernatural level
@watterson.darwin
@watterson.darwin 3 жыл бұрын
@@victoriarodrigues7800 even though you can tell when its in cgi its not even that bad (talking about the cw effects)
@Harrydoc02
@Harrydoc02 3 жыл бұрын
No low budget lad
@rayray117
@rayray117 3 жыл бұрын
This looks like a low budget tv show🤣
@iceking7045
@iceking7045 3 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced Joss made this movie as bad as possible to make Avengers look like a masterpiece.
@samash7302
@samash7302 3 жыл бұрын
MCU fans like me hate Whedon’s guts too after that garbage Age of Ultron 😂🤣
@tlreclipse1126
@tlreclipse1126 3 жыл бұрын
@@samash7302 AoU is actually good. It's not as Solid as Avengers, but it was well put together movie and introduced some very important characters.
@MetalMadness_00
@MetalMadness_00 3 жыл бұрын
@@tlreclipse1126 not really and it exposed Joss massively
@dawae2162
@dawae2162 2 жыл бұрын
@@tlreclipse1126 plotwise its allright, but that endless joke just ruined everything from AoU
@jamesgreen1166
@jamesgreen1166 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing as ZSJL would’ve been released before IW, I could see that. Hell, At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if Disney, or at the very least joss, had his daughter whacked as a threat.
@IwoJima22
@IwoJima22 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad people are calling out joss and his unbearable dialogue.
@RoseJackson1607
@RoseJackson1607 3 жыл бұрын
have u seen Buffy? just shup up dudee
@IwoJima22
@IwoJima22 3 жыл бұрын
@@RoseJackson1607 have you seen his filmography? Non existent, he’s a shmuck. Look up his Wonder Woman script.
@dallasbagley
@dallasbagley 3 жыл бұрын
@@RoseJackson1607 Why would anybody here watch Buffy?
@dallasbagley
@dallasbagley 3 жыл бұрын
Me too. He deserves it, for making a shit movie, and being a shit Human.
@RoseJackson1607
@RoseJackson1607 3 жыл бұрын
@@dallasbagley because it's the most studied show ever (see Which Pop Culture Property Do Academics Study the Most? by Slate); the creator of The Wire even said that Buffy is better than The Wire. yeah dude, not everything you believe about pop culture is true, Buffy is the most underrated show ever
@Mantis42
@Mantis42 3 жыл бұрын
Cyborg in Zack's Movie: All about control, not just over machines but himself. This is his father's legacy that he struggles with. Cyborg in Joss' Movie: Black sidekick go "Boo-yah!"
@MSHwashere
@MSHwashere 3 жыл бұрын
You fricking had me at “booyah”
@alexingram5348
@alexingram5348 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, booyah is cyborgs catchphrase.
@kennethsatria6607
@kennethsatria6607 3 жыл бұрын
Teen Titans Cyborg is on a league of his own. The comparison of shallow characterization would be more on par with TTG.
@TheShadowless
@TheShadowless 3 жыл бұрын
ZS Flash: saves the JL by turning back time JW Flash: *tHiS iS dEfInItElY eAsT*
@sipalingindonesia
@sipalingindonesia 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexingram5348 more like TT's Cyborg
@AlquimistEd
@AlquimistEd 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit dude, that green goo "blood" looks like something straight out of the Spy Kids 3D movie......
@dan1310
@dan1310 3 жыл бұрын
it looks like nickelodeon donated some leftover slime from their kids choice awards
@nnll9243
@nnll9243 3 жыл бұрын
@@dan1310 Hahahah wtf
@ShiftyWolf117
@ShiftyWolf117 3 жыл бұрын
The whole movie looks like a spy kids movie.
@ChristianFrates1997
@ChristianFrates1997 3 жыл бұрын
Or Predator.
@rusty7984
@rusty7984 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot how bad it looked
@omeirkhan8312
@omeirkhan8312 3 жыл бұрын
Joss whedon just wanted to make another Avengers film but he can’t tell the difference between Batman and Iron Man
@christran9262
@christran9262 3 жыл бұрын
And now we know he couldn’t even tell the difference between Diana and Natasha.
@3Guys1Video
@3Guys1Video 3 жыл бұрын
:0
@robertcagatin3690
@robertcagatin3690 2 жыл бұрын
@@christran9262 FACTS
@multifandomz8221
@multifandomz8221 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm also a big fan of justice" PLS STOP
@Ghostking98
@Ghostking98 3 жыл бұрын
@@westixn it just you
@anattackhelicopter2680
@anattackhelicopter2680 3 жыл бұрын
@@westixn yeah it's just you
@BiggisDickis
@BiggisDickis 3 жыл бұрын
@@westixn Definitely just you
@THEdudeproductions
@THEdudeproductions 3 жыл бұрын
It seemed like a cool line to me when I watched it in the theater for some reason..
@valchapdelaine7356
@valchapdelaine7356 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a big fan of Justice felt more like Clark the "not impressed" seemed a little too trying to be cool, Supes is a folksy dork and thats why we love him.
@placeholder7410
@placeholder7410 3 жыл бұрын
Now make a trilogy. Worst shot Worst lines Worst of the worst
@samsonspin3256
@samsonspin3256 3 жыл бұрын
Worst continuity errors I think would be good. I don’t want to come after Danny Elfman. His Batman comment was unnecessary but Joss Whedon was really the one so far we know was a pretty shitty guy overall on this project. (Not including producers)
@placeholder7410
@placeholder7410 3 жыл бұрын
@@samsonspin3256 Yes... And thus, The Dark Knight Trilogy shalleth be complete.
@samsonspin3256
@samsonspin3256 3 жыл бұрын
it's coming.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6vKqHagYqlmmNE
@davidmarin2846
@davidmarin2846 3 жыл бұрын
Best of the worst
@rebel8185
@rebel8185 3 жыл бұрын
its like it is some kind of suicide squad
@jeanne5135
@jeanne5135 3 жыл бұрын
Flash in Snyder's cut: goes so fast that he turns back time and saves the entire universe Flash in Whedon's cut: Dostoevsky!
@serdsouza6670
@serdsouza6670 3 жыл бұрын
it's like a cave....a bAtCaVe
@SwagsterPotatoGD
@SwagsterPotatoGD 3 жыл бұрын
What is brunch?
@sarahelo9656
@sarahelo9656 3 жыл бұрын
when he said that I lost it... my ptsd
@brettbaglio1550
@brettbaglio1550 3 жыл бұрын
@@sarahelo9656 How come you have PTSD from that?
@sarahelo9656
@sarahelo9656 3 жыл бұрын
@@brettbaglio1550 I don't know, but when I hear that word my soul dies a little
@datagrab
@datagrab 3 жыл бұрын
*You missed the part where Bruce Wayne says "If we can't protect the earth, then you can be damn sure we'll justice league it"*
@3Guys1Video
@3Guys1Video 3 жыл бұрын
What??
@steelbear2063
@steelbear2063 Жыл бұрын
@@3Guys1Video A reference to Tony Stark in Avengers
@3Guys1Video
@3Guys1Video Жыл бұрын
@@steelbear2063 :v
@Marzo7866
@Marzo7866 3 жыл бұрын
Zack Snyder's Cyborg: I'm not broken... Joss Whedon's Cyborg: MAH *T O E S* HURT
@hishamelfangary722
@hishamelfangary722 3 жыл бұрын
Cyborg and flash were terrible, vanilla characters in Josstice League. In the Snyder Cut they are my favorites. That "I'm not broken..." moment was hard.
@AbsoluteAbsurd
@AbsoluteAbsurd 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bigguy4x418
@bigguy4x418 3 жыл бұрын
Zack Snyder’s Cyborg: [Cyborg and Aquaman enter the Batcave for the first time. Cyborg looks up and sees Batman’s airplane] Cyborg: It wants to fly. Aquaman: You speak to machines? Cyborg: No, I don’t speak to machines, I speak to intelligence. 🙄🙄🙄
@MissMedeiros
@MissMedeiros 3 жыл бұрын
@@bigguy4x418 Victor is a machine, so he understands how an artificial intelligence feels because it is part of him. I didn't see anything cringe in that dialogue. Cringe went to Batman to ask Aquaman if he "talked to fish", but from his naughty answers I already realized that you are a fan of Josstice. 🙄🙄🙄
@bigguy4x418
@bigguy4x418 3 жыл бұрын
@@MissMedeiros It’s bad dialogue. Maybe if he said…. Cyborg: No, I don’t speak to machines. I speak to intelligence. The IPhone 12 is telling me it wants dance. ….. then you’d understand that it’s bad dialogue.
@theroadrunner7659
@theroadrunner7659 3 жыл бұрын
This movie made flash sound so weak
@booben_0659
@booben_0659 3 жыл бұрын
i kinda liked they way he was a bit slower than the others but it was a bit too much
@bettilopez4327
@bettilopez4327 3 жыл бұрын
Not weak, just not cool. besides, he's supposed to be the youngest & least experienced in real high stakes situations.
@creed-pones-all529
@creed-pones-all529 3 жыл бұрын
@@bettilopez4327 in all fairness the only part of Josstice League I enjoyed were the Flash’s scenes but I can’t get over how the main thing he does is run but he kept tripping I just can’t wait till Thursday to see a way better movie
@Me-tp6ll
@Me-tp6ll 3 жыл бұрын
@@bettilopez4327 cw flash is way better like 10x this flash doesnt even know that Multiverse exist
@Me-tp6ll
@Me-tp6ll 3 жыл бұрын
Super weak
@TimeBomb014X
@TimeBomb014X 3 жыл бұрын
They really did Batman dirty here, from the man who had the single greatest Batman fight sequence recorded in history with the warehouse fight and saying bad ass lines like "Your not brave, men are brave." Or "You where never a god, you were never even a man." Or "The world only makes sense, when you force it to." Then Whedon gave us snarky insecure Batman that gets beaten up by everyone and says "Something's definitely bleeding.' and "I don't not like you."... It was worse than the Bat nipples from the 90s
@gimu9834
@gimu9834 3 жыл бұрын
Batnips take the crown
@Joseph-sg3jz
@Joseph-sg3jz 3 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with batman saying something's definitely bleeding
@TimeBomb014X
@TimeBomb014X 3 жыл бұрын
@@Joseph-sg3jz Because it's a lame joke to make light of the situation and it's something the Snyder Batman wouldn't do
@Joseph-sg3jz
@Joseph-sg3jz 3 жыл бұрын
@@TimeBomb014X I defienly could see Batman from the animated series saying something like that. and conroys batman is way more comic accurate than afflecks so...
@TimeBomb014X
@TimeBomb014X 3 жыл бұрын
@@Joseph-sg3jz Don't insult the Conroy Batman, not even he would say a line that stupid.
@TheJanvicgwaps
@TheJanvicgwaps 3 жыл бұрын
Josstice League: Haha Jokes go brrr Zach Snyder's Justice League: Character arcs for everyone.. And yes that includes you Cyborg!
@aditsuskianditapratama1720
@aditsuskianditapratama1720 3 жыл бұрын
@Hayden Burns Of course, you're blind.
@SwagsterPotatoGD
@SwagsterPotatoGD 3 жыл бұрын
@Hayden Burns I think you meant Whedon's cut
@RG-Zeldaplayer
@RG-Zeldaplayer 3 жыл бұрын
What arcs? Yeah Cyborg gets a bit more of a narrative - but the rest of the cast are there as characterless exposition machines delivering terrible dialogue. Whedon at least gives every character actual character and development.
@M_K360
@M_K360 3 жыл бұрын
@@RG-Zeldaplayer talking nonsense I see
@somethingwithultra7231
@somethingwithultra7231 3 жыл бұрын
@@M_K360 what an amazing defense, maybe you should actually release a proper counterargument.
@alexwright5419
@alexwright5419 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: at one point Jeremy Irons said Joss Whedon’s new lines “were fucking stupid.” Which yes, they were.
@3Guys1Video
@3Guys1Video 3 жыл бұрын
Damn
@mikala2088
@mikala2088 3 жыл бұрын
omg this is even worse than when I saw it in theaters
@mikala2088
@mikala2088 3 жыл бұрын
Peter Parker tbh I think man of steel was a great movie. Shame ppl think otherwise. I literally cannot imagine how else a modern post-dark knight trilogy superman movie could’ve been done. Unless ppl wanted some more colorful and lighthearted then they should’ve looked elsewhere.
@fatezero8662
@fatezero8662 3 жыл бұрын
@@PeterParker-yo6gu I don't even see Man of Steel as dark imo. My reason on why i didn't liked it that much is because the 2nd half was too exhausting to watch it had too much action and unecessary destruction without moving the plot forward, the first half was so good tho because Supes was developed well.
@fatezero8662
@fatezero8662 3 жыл бұрын
@@PeterParker-yo6gu Not what I meant anyway, I'm just saying the action went too long for the plot to move forward and the overdestruction was nauseating. The only fight scenes I liked was Zod vs Supes going dragonball z and Supes vs Fiora.
@fatezero8662
@fatezero8662 3 жыл бұрын
@@PeterParker-yo6gu and your point?
@CrazyBombWorld
@CrazyBombWorld 3 жыл бұрын
The worst for me is definitely the BRUNCH part. Imagine bringing an all crew just to film a joke that IS NOT A JOKE. WTF WAS THAT.
@purpleswag1490
@purpleswag1490 3 жыл бұрын
It makes zero fucking sense like how did they not understand brunch is just breakfast at lunch time ffs
@bigguy4x418
@bigguy4x418 3 жыл бұрын
For realz. Also, what about that one scene in the Snyder Cut where the heroes are on the roof talking with Commissioner Gordon? [Cyborg, Batman and Wonder Woman leave rooftop] Flash: Oh. They just vanished. That’s rude. 🙄 Unfunny scene. Things are slow in the Flash’s perspective because of how fast he is, so he would’ve noticed they left. Seriously, who was that joke for? The audience? It made no sense. Terrible joke.
@tabarsl4k67
@tabarsl4k67 2 жыл бұрын
maiskeskevoufaitelà?????
@brettbaglio1550
@brettbaglio1550 2 жыл бұрын
@@bigguy4x418 That was in both cuts,
@mr.moviemafia
@mr.moviemafia 2 жыл бұрын
@@bigguy4x418 That happened to be in both cuts, and while I agree the logistics of it make zero sense, I always thought it worked better than other jokes in the 2017 cut. Either way it works way better in the 2021 version
@AWDTH1111
@AWDTH1111 3 жыл бұрын
2:48 “A man I knew, said that hope was like a mustache. Easy to loose, but if you dig around, it’s usually close by.”
@pyroblade888
@pyroblade888 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@msms7265
@msms7265 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@jeromeschmidt7805
@jeromeschmidt7805 3 жыл бұрын
Whedon writes his scripts like a CW show. Which isn't a surprise.
@kodyco7262
@kodyco7262 3 жыл бұрын
Except the cw shows are better
@essschesss6471
@essschesss6471 3 жыл бұрын
@@kodyco7262 not even 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@arthurwaring
@arthurwaring 3 жыл бұрын
@@kodyco7262 nah if CW made Justice League they would've made flash gay, cyborg gender fluid, would've replaced Batman with batwoman🤪
@RaRmAn
@RaRmAn 3 жыл бұрын
@@arthurwaring It's better to replace Batman with her than give them control over any version of Batman
@cauaviniciusguedes1434
@cauaviniciusguedes1434 3 жыл бұрын
@@arthurwaring exactly haha except batman to batwoman hapenned haha
@EasternUmi
@EasternUmi 3 жыл бұрын
Snyder's Flash: Make your own future, Make your own past. Whedon' Flash: God, I hope this is east. Snyder's Cyborg: I am not broken... And I am not alone. Whedon's Cyborg: My toes hurt
@bezeani8836
@bezeani8836 3 жыл бұрын
The my toes hurt scene was actually nice
@roijabz2937
@roijabz2937 3 жыл бұрын
@@bezeani8836 no no it's not
@ranulphshieldwield7631
@ranulphshieldwield7631 3 жыл бұрын
@@bezeani8836 cringe, out of place and absolutely horrible scene.
@shubhtandon7
@shubhtandon7 3 жыл бұрын
Let's not pretend "I'm always dressed" is better than "my toes hurt" 😂
@oscaralextv
@oscaralextv 3 жыл бұрын
@@bezeani8836 Of course not
@baileymay5539
@baileymay5539 3 жыл бұрын
All these lines from the Josstice League feel like after credits bloopers.
@ChristianFrates1997
@ChristianFrates1997 3 жыл бұрын
Like A Bug’s Life.
@brettbaglio1550
@brettbaglio1550 2 жыл бұрын
@@ChristianFrates1997 And “Toy Story 2”. And “Monsters, Inc.”.
@XBLGR
@XBLGR 3 жыл бұрын
0:48 that is the most "un-Batman" thing to say in such a carefree way, that entire conversation is like Diana is talking to someone who saw a picture of batman and thought "oh this looks like an edgy-sarcastic dude with a cheeky sense of humour"
@hectorbonilla8509
@hectorbonilla8509 3 жыл бұрын
Bale's Batman was also sarcastic
@yuvikasingh9403
@yuvikasingh9403 2 жыл бұрын
dude exactly do you think a pretentious "the best detective in the world" guy would say something like that? nO lmao
@marciofilho2137
@marciofilho2137 3 жыл бұрын
The Josstice League looks like a very badly done parody of Super Friends. Whedon completely destroyed Batman and Flash in this movie.
@Ukaran
@Ukaran 3 жыл бұрын
And Snyder completely destroyed Batman and Superman in the previous movies.
@marciofilho2137
@marciofilho2137 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ukaran "mi mi mi"
@nodinitiative
@nodinitiative 3 жыл бұрын
Of course, Whedon is a Marvel man. Its obvious that he intentionally made the Justice League movie into something sucky. Its like having a fox guarding a hen house.
@yungmetrogaming9487
@yungmetrogaming9487 3 жыл бұрын
@@nodinitiative can’t really put all of the blame on him tho WB did zack dirty
@nodinitiative
@nodinitiative 3 жыл бұрын
@@yungmetrogaming9487 kinda stupid on the WB part to put a Marvel guy on a DC project.
@Kev24
@Kev24 3 жыл бұрын
Barrys “batcave” line actually made me almost walk out the theater
@z.tselmeg9246
@z.tselmeg9246 3 жыл бұрын
Lol i actually walked out of it.
@CounStellar
@CounStellar 3 жыл бұрын
I..........................defended this movie. Now I feel like I was in a codependent relationship with it. Embarrassed and absoluaaetely adoring the Snyderverse. Just as I expected once I discovered it was a thing... Love you, fans. Thanks for making this a reality. 😍
@SwagsterPotatoGD
@SwagsterPotatoGD 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@danofsteel785
@danofsteel785 2 жыл бұрын
So have I.
@kvngslayer1242
@kvngslayer1242 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Josh Whedon actually wrote a scene where the JUSTICE LEAGUE talks and has jokes while they let scientists die and still they don’t even intervene on PURPOSE!!! Cyborg accidentally shoots LOOOOOL.
@JustPhantomComics
@JustPhantomComics 3 жыл бұрын
After seeing Zack Snyders Justice League, not only did Whedon fuck up the movie beyond redemption, he also ended an entire universe, made it lose out on a billion dollars, cut out important character arcs and he cut out almost every actor of color
@bringbackmyspace7112
@bringbackmyspace7112 3 жыл бұрын
I was so glad to see Cyborg be the star of this version. His backstory and character arc was absolutely incredible. Whedon really screwed up cutting so much of Ray Fisher.
@stricklinr
@stricklinr 3 жыл бұрын
The Snyderverse was already on life support. It's no coincidence that WB brought in somebody with a vastly different vision for the franchise, and it wasn't just informed by their opinions, the box office for Man of Steel and BvS weren't great. They needed to change course, unfortunately they went the wrong way from being on a rocky trail to driving off a cliff.
@SuperGirl90100
@SuperGirl90100 3 жыл бұрын
@@stricklinr I understand and agree with this, although I would like to add that the Snyder Verse was only on it’s knees because of studio interference with the films. Now that we’ve seen Snyder’s Cut of JL, it’s easier to assume that BVS was going to be just as good and then the studio would not have felt the need to try and change direction 🤷🏾‍♀️
@ninjanibba4259
@ninjanibba4259 3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of color, the Cut could’ve definitely used some
@LongingAsp
@LongingAsp 3 жыл бұрын
@@ninjanibba4259 Yeah
@wedhoezshelter
@wedhoezshelter 3 жыл бұрын
Wheddon have a bad taste, bad lightning, bad angle, bad conversation
@wiinterflowers4277
@wiinterflowers4277 3 жыл бұрын
This movie is so bad that I owed Age of Ultron an apology.
@swift_lordyt6865
@swift_lordyt6865 3 жыл бұрын
@TurboTime nope. It was not.
@user-xe7nk7jq5e
@user-xe7nk7jq5e 3 жыл бұрын
@TurboTime avengers 2 leads to endgame and all that stuff but the movie is garbage...bad writing , simply the worst CGI and editing ...Joss Whedon is a mess.
@ssj4galactus
@ssj4galactus 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-xe7nk7jq5e i wouldnt say bad, just forgetable. Cgi was great what you on about?
@V1b2910
@V1b2910 3 жыл бұрын
Joss Whedon's vision with JL - Whedon to Batman : Okay, so you're super rich and have no powers so you're Tony. Whedon to Arthur : You have a trident, long hairs,godly powers and physic so you're Thor. Whedon to Flash : You're a noob who won't shut up so you're Peter. Whedon to WW : You fought in World War so you're Capt. America. Whedon to Superman : Everyone is scared of you. You become hostile at first and then join at the last minute. So you're Hulk. Now, let's make this movie shit by bombarding the lame ass jokes.
@allend807
@allend807 3 жыл бұрын
Surprised he didn’t put a scene of them assembling in a circle where the camera pans around them
@V1b2910
@V1b2910 3 жыл бұрын
@@allend807 but then he did put that shitty pose scene where flowers grew instantly. In addition. 1. Bruce and Diana's disagreement (like Tony and Cap ,"Suit up!" one) 2. Lois lane instantly calming down Supes (Sun's getting low). Okay, I know this one was already in it but it was way less impactful in Josstice league. 3. Flash falling on WW ( just like when Banner fell on black widow's boobies). 3. Lame ass jokes "something is definitely bleeding" , "Ahh wanna die" , "Mah toes hurt" , "booyah". 4. Brunch scene in the end. (Shawarma scene) 5. And OMG that awful iphone intro scene with Superman.
@serdsouza6670
@serdsouza6670 3 жыл бұрын
You're absolutely right
@sarahelo9656
@sarahelo9656 3 жыл бұрын
Lame ass jokes is an understatement. Now I’m questioning my sanity for enjoying marvel. I feel like it’s progressively becoming terrible, though. I loved the first modern movies
@yahyarajaee5883
@yahyarajaee5883 3 жыл бұрын
1:25 He basically recreated Tony Stark and Steve Rodgers in Age of Ultron and Civil War almost same messages and same shots
@slackstarfish8133
@slackstarfish8133 3 жыл бұрын
This movie was actually a parody
@Daniel-ll2cl
@Daniel-ll2cl 3 жыл бұрын
Of the snyder cut yep
@zackaygg
@zackaygg 3 жыл бұрын
No joke it actually is
@moxifloxi
@moxifloxi 3 жыл бұрын
how will Whedon ever recover
@larrywilliams4967
@larrywilliams4967 3 жыл бұрын
Keep him away from DC
@Rtr-oh1mz
@Rtr-oh1mz 3 жыл бұрын
You see the thing is...he won’t
@tutumazibuko2510
@tutumazibuko2510 3 жыл бұрын
OP was probably being sarcastic you idiots
@stricklinr
@stricklinr 3 жыл бұрын
@@tutumazibuko2510 but the replies aren't wrong. his reputation is heavily stained after the torrent of accusations of toxic unprofessional behavior. between that and poor reaction to Avengers 2 and JL, his stock in hollywood has plummeted.
@tutumazibuko2510
@tutumazibuko2510 3 жыл бұрын
@@stricklinr that literally hasn't changed the fact that his career is still thriving 😂🤣
@lucasdellamaggiore
@lucasdellamaggiore 3 жыл бұрын
Joss Whedon went through 3 tiers of comedy: Tier 1 being Avengers, where he perfectly blended comedy into the script. Tier 2 being Age Of Ultron which went a bit overboard with the humour at times but everything was still fine. Tier 3 being Justice League, where he turned the Justice League member's personalities into The Avengers, which really doesn't fit them.
@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214
@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214 3 жыл бұрын
Well Said
@civilwarfare101
@civilwarfare101 7 ай бұрын
As if Iron Man, Hulk and Thor cracking jokes constantly fitted them. Whedon turned everyone into a discount Spider-Man.
@snoopy4749
@snoopy4749 7 ай бұрын
@@civilwarfare101no
@civilwarfare101
@civilwarfare101 7 ай бұрын
@@snoopy4749 That's what Whedon says to himself when writing scenes that involve geniune drama.
@snoopy4749
@snoopy4749 7 ай бұрын
@@civilwarfare101 At 0 point pre Endgame did the Hulk ‘crack jokes’ and Thor was definitely more stoic pre Ragnarok. Whedon’s a chud but your point is moot.
@minaminastheanimationfan7909
@minaminastheanimationfan7909 3 жыл бұрын
Now do the opposite: The Best Lines of Zack Snyder’s Justice League.
@IDK-lt5dl
@IDK-lt5dl 3 жыл бұрын
Make your own future. Make your own past. It's. All. Right. NOW!!!!
@BullyMaguirejr
@BullyMaguirejr 3 жыл бұрын
All
@kianlimbos689
@kianlimbos689 3 жыл бұрын
"Just gotta go the speed of light, far beyond the speed of light, you gotta break the rules barry and you gatta do it now!" -Flash "Stick to the plan, that's why I bought you together" -Batman "I'm not broken, and I'm not alone" -Cyborg
@jonhprime777
@jonhprime777 3 жыл бұрын
"Not impressed" Superman
@danofsteel785
@danofsteel785 2 жыл бұрын
"I have turned 100,000 worlds to dust looking for Anti-Life, looking for those who robbed me of my glory. I will stride across their bones and bask in the glow of Anti-Life, and all of existence shall be mine."
@1996recovery
@1996recovery 3 жыл бұрын
Man thank you zack snyder he fixed the movie and made it a million times better
@realcrunchy6572
@realcrunchy6572 3 жыл бұрын
He made it a million times more boring, slept at least 3 times through it
@psychomantis8007
@psychomantis8007 3 жыл бұрын
@@realcrunchy6572 They're Snyder fan boys. We can't expect much from them
@ssj4galactus
@ssj4galactus 3 жыл бұрын
It made it bearable. Its alright, but you guys are really hyping it to the moon
@psychomantis8007
@psychomantis8007 3 жыл бұрын
@writer 91 What kind of attempt of at a comeback was that? You serious?
@psychomantis8007
@psychomantis8007 3 жыл бұрын
@writer 91 I never said mine were great, but at least they make sense
@craftmastr
@craftmastr 3 жыл бұрын
We live in a society where: - We don't live in a society - Nothing is definitely bleeding - Death isn't itchy - We don't ask the philosophical questions surrounding brunch - Not everybody knows that oranges fall out of crates during crimes on the streets in slow motion - Sound waves aren't a Parademon's weakness - Barry doesn't fall on top of Diana
@SwagsterPotatoGD
@SwagsterPotatoGD 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂👌 underrated comment
@samsonspin3256
@samsonspin3256 3 жыл бұрын
The EDP meme I put at the end now haunts me now that we know his true colors. Oh god.
@officerspider7996
@officerspider7996 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah hindsight kinda sucks
@3Guys1Video
@3Guys1Video 3 жыл бұрын
Cupcakes 🧁
@jamesgreen1166
@jamesgreen1166 2 жыл бұрын
Either even better or even worse knowing what we know about joss too.
@MrcreeperDXD777
@MrcreeperDXD777 2 жыл бұрын
Cupcakes
@mikejohnson3338
@mikejohnson3338 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the line Flash says to Bruce while BM is baiting Diana: "You know that if she kills you, we'll cover for her?"
@RomainDelmaire
@RomainDelmaire 3 жыл бұрын
Superman = Doesn't remember who he is Joss Whedon = "Hey, would be cool if Superman said a line from the previous movie!" ...
@YouTube.Pigeon
@YouTube.Pigeon 3 жыл бұрын
Do you bleed? 🩸
@jax1384
@jax1384 3 жыл бұрын
I know there are worse lines, but when Superman said that I cringed into my seat
@Marzo7866
@Marzo7866 3 жыл бұрын
Now that somebody's pointed it out, yeah that's pretty dumb. And it's all to build up towards a shitty joke with Batman saying "Yeah something's definitely bleeding".
@ChrisPBacon-bm6ld
@ChrisPBacon-bm6ld 3 жыл бұрын
it's even worse in Whedon version: Superman doesn't remember who he is, but remembers fighting Batman, but doesn't remember fighting alongside with him afterwards, but thank God they kidnapped Lois Lane to bring her there, because Superman remembers her.
@jack-exzolt9858
@jack-exzolt9858 3 жыл бұрын
Even from a karmic standpoint it doesn't make sense. Clark spent more time fighting alongside Batman and WW, with Batman even saving his mom. Than Superman trying to reason with an enraged Batman. Where did this sheer animosity even came from?
@88Grimmjow
@88Grimmjow 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe WB still considers this Canon and not Zack Snyder's Justice League.
@samsonspin3256
@samsonspin3256 3 жыл бұрын
Pride
@88Grimmjow
@88Grimmjow 3 жыл бұрын
@Prince Smith as far as i know, josstice league is canon unfortunately. What's your source?
@88Grimmjow
@88Grimmjow 3 жыл бұрын
@Prince Smith that would be the dream, i hope we can restore the snyderverse as we did the snydercut so that he can complete his five movie arc. MoS and BvS and my favourite movies.
@88Grimmjow
@88Grimmjow 3 жыл бұрын
@Prince Smith yes BvS first and MoS as second.
@88Grimmjow
@88Grimmjow 3 жыл бұрын
@Prince Smith i think it's a very misunderstood scene. It is a serious movie and a serious scene. If one look at the context of that scene, it works very well imo. But unfortunately people compare bvs and mos to marvel movies, which are meant as merely entertainment, but snyders movies are more artful and have much more meaning and are profound.
@jaymesEo6
@jaymesEo6 3 жыл бұрын
It's like the Storm line in X-Men film "You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?... same thing that happens to everything else." Only sprinkled throughout an entire film.
@RG-Zeldaplayer
@RG-Zeldaplayer 3 жыл бұрын
That line was originally supposed to be set up by toad earlier in the movie - "D'you know what happens when..." was meant to be his catchphrase emphasising that Toads are exceptionally good at surviving - it was a reference to their evolution... Storm's line at the end was meant to flip it... Toad's lines got cut - Storm's were left in which is why it sounds so awkward.
@jaymesEo6
@jaymesEo6 3 жыл бұрын
@@RG-Zeldaplayer Storm doesn't need to make a joke like that no matter how it's framed. It's totally out of character unless he was going to mak her radically different from any interpretation ever.
@christopherregan1654
@christopherregan1654 3 жыл бұрын
She should've said "It Croaks," which both refers to the sound a toad makes, as well as it being another term for dying.
@ChristianFrates1997
@ChristianFrates1997 3 жыл бұрын
Whedon wrote that.
@jaymesEo6
@jaymesEo6 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChristianFrates1997 Yeah, that's the point of the post bud...
@fer-curium1650
@fer-curium1650 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao literally the only reason I didn’t want to watch this movie was because of flash. Dude was saying the dumbest shit
@Marzo7866
@Marzo7866 3 жыл бұрын
But on the flipside, Flash was one of the best characters in the Snyder Cut, hell ALL of the characters in the Snyder Cut were great.
@serdsouza6670
@serdsouza6670 3 жыл бұрын
Joss Wheadon Flash: literally a disappointment Snyder Cut Flash: absolutely brilliant, a cinematic icon, must be seen on screen again
@johnnyhui3950
@johnnyhui3950 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I don't even remember these dialogues. I guess my brain just help me from remember something horrible like this.
@lester--glz6636
@lester--glz6636 3 жыл бұрын
Bro same😂
@MrLaserPony
@MrLaserPony 3 жыл бұрын
Me too...I don't drink but wish I did when I first watch it
@SinonIG
@SinonIG 3 жыл бұрын
Same here now my brain hurts again from remembering this
@mk3a
@mk3a 3 жыл бұрын
What makes this worse was that the reason Snyder stepped away was because his daughter passed away from suicide. Basically, Joss Whedon ripped Snyder's work from his arms.
@GrayWoIf
@GrayWoIf 3 жыл бұрын
Well that's more on Warner Bros they just cared about the movie hitting theaters ASAP. They probably sat around and where like we need this movie out quick get that guy Whedon he's made films about superhero teams.
@patcleary4849
@patcleary4849 3 жыл бұрын
Joss Whedon's jokes are about as funny as a heart attack
@3Guys1Video
@3Guys1Video 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@pab1381
@pab1381 3 жыл бұрын
The forced humor is so bad lol. Can’t wait till this Thursday for me at 3am lol
@itgoodthings9158
@itgoodthings9158 3 жыл бұрын
Where you place??is it same in asian countries??
@knocturna9731
@knocturna9731 3 жыл бұрын
Wake up!
@pab1381
@pab1381 3 жыл бұрын
@@knocturna9731 dude This is gonna sound so weird but your comment ding woke me up just in time lol. And your name is nocturnal dream haha.
@slamyourheadin9449
@slamyourheadin9449 3 жыл бұрын
@@pab1381 you are the chosen one Matthew Vanek. Your name will be known across the multiverse.
@seriyooow310
@seriyooow310 3 жыл бұрын
Barry: "Arthur, yes, your opinion. Less preposterous. Option A?" *shows cap* Arthur: "Definitely not A" Barry: "Okay.. Or... B?" *shows 2nd cap* Arthur: Arthur: "..Let me see A again?"
@Richwiking318
@Richwiking318 3 жыл бұрын
Im sorry for you that you had to rewatch this piece of sh*t so many times to give us evidence.. You are a true hero
@samsonspin3256
@samsonspin3256 3 жыл бұрын
Lol it’s fascinating but pain
@Richwiking318
@Richwiking318 3 жыл бұрын
@@samsonspin3256 cant wait for Zack's cut.. I have high hopes for this one
@isoldmysoulnowwheresmytale6945
@isoldmysoulnowwheresmytale6945 3 жыл бұрын
@@Richwiking318 what'd you think?
@gameconqueror5259
@gameconqueror5259 3 жыл бұрын
@@isoldmysoulnowwheresmytale6945 phenomenal
@wittycommentator
@wittycommentator 3 жыл бұрын
In 2021 this feels like a blooper reel of the Snyder Cut
@Majorworks100
@Majorworks100 3 жыл бұрын
I recently watched the snyder cut. Seeing this version all over again was absolutely excruciating. Zack snyder's justice league was amazing.
@shedrachonah9433
@shedrachonah9433 3 жыл бұрын
The brunch line is just a copy of the shawarma line from tony in the avengers. The flash falling on Wonder Woman is just a copy of Bruce banner falling on Natasha in Age of Ultron. He was basically recycling scenes from the avengers
@filmflim
@filmflim 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Also watch Steppenwolf's first entrance and Loki's back to back, it's unreal how identical they are, down to how they drop in next to the CUBE super-McGuffins they both want.
@kennydrew6886
@kennydrew6886 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget when Superman and Cyborg felt defeated/overwhelmed after all that fighting just like that scene with Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk and Thor in Avengers 1.
@srguapo3158
@srguapo3158 3 жыл бұрын
A lot of us Marvel fans knew that Whedon would ruin Justice League after how he totally ruined Ultron
@ProtagonisTeneT
@ProtagonisTeneT 3 жыл бұрын
The argument between Bruce and Diana is just the shitty argument Cap America had with Iron Man. Such a pathetic and garbage take by Joss Whedon. A Horrible actor. When I try to watch his usual Avengers movie I barely can watch 10 minutes of that monstrosity
@ProtagonisTeneT
@ProtagonisTeneT 3 жыл бұрын
@@srguapo3158 So then why were you MCU fans blaming Zac Snyder for that crap when it was your shitty director?
@dingusrevolver
@dingusrevolver 3 жыл бұрын
The "snooze button" line is actually the worst thing I've heard in an actual, real movie. That's like something a middle schooler would write.
@baciu14
@baciu14 3 жыл бұрын
not the brunch one ? or dostoyevski ?
@justinblakeney3466
@justinblakeney3466 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know, "I like truth but I also like justice" is the most uninspired quote you could give Superman. It's like a bot wrote it.
@leftmostsaihh1471
@leftmostsaihh1471 3 жыл бұрын
@@justinblakeney3466 it sounds like one of those cringy “deep, woke” qoutes you see on facebook. Imagine comic superman saying that
@profleonardodeandrade
@profleonardodeandrade 3 жыл бұрын
The "do you bleed" line is the worst.
@MissMedeiros
@MissMedeiros 3 жыл бұрын
"Talk to fish"
@thecheeseburgertank633
@thecheeseburgertank633 Жыл бұрын
Get ready people, this will be your DCEU again for the next 10 years
@randomationhlt
@randomationhlt 3 жыл бұрын
Best line in Weadon’s Cut (and by best I mean decent): “Sorry guys, I didn’t bring a sword.” - Batman Worst line in Weadon’s Cut: 3 Way Tie between Flash’s Brunch Line, Martha’s “Thirstiest girl alive”, and Batman’s “something is definitely bleeding down there.”
@nathandsouza7104
@nathandsouza7104 3 жыл бұрын
And 2 more : "do you bleed?" and flash's "batcave"
@randomationhlt
@randomationhlt 3 жыл бұрын
@@nathandsouza7104 sure
@alexjoy2502
@alexjoy2502 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think batman would say "sorry guys" ever.
@randomationhlt
@randomationhlt 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexjoy2502 I understand. I am just going with what’s been said in the movie
@alexjoy2502
@alexjoy2502 3 жыл бұрын
@@randomationhlt just the line " I didn't bring a sword " would have been better.
@choriipan
@choriipan 3 жыл бұрын
Im glad i just saw the Snyder cut and never saw this shit lmao, kinda feel bad for all of them, too much forced humor and like everyone says, they turned Batman into a joke
@zibumalunga
@zibumalunga 3 жыл бұрын
Aye!! Same here
@FaceTheWindYasuo
@FaceTheWindYasuo 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@GameFormative
@GameFormative 3 жыл бұрын
batman is shit in snyder cut too....but at least he is in character
@960456
@960456 3 жыл бұрын
Whedon did Flash and Cyborg dirty as fuck, too. They got sooo much more quality time in Snyder's cut.
@subbumuthanna
@subbumuthanna 3 жыл бұрын
i watched only snyder too and holy moly that was so good. So glad i didnt watch josstice league.
@rayray117
@rayray117 3 жыл бұрын
Batman: Jesus, he is tall. Flash: What is Brunch. Wonder Woman: I work with children. Superman: Hope is like a car keys. Cyborg: Don’t understand the physics of how my toes hurt. Aquaman: MAH MAN, WOOO, ALRIGHT.
@weserfeld4417
@weserfeld4417 3 жыл бұрын
This aquaman's line is actually in the snyder cut aquaman trailer, and it sounds good in the trailer
@djjdjd470
@djjdjd470 3 жыл бұрын
Flash: I hope this is East
@Reza-uw2lr
@Reza-uw2lr 3 жыл бұрын
I cringe so bad
@tilakrajgolari1577
@tilakrajgolari1577 3 жыл бұрын
Making Bat-man to say jokes should be considered a crime...
@zhengyingli
@zhengyingli 2 жыл бұрын
This clip demonstrates why I was never convinced by the team dynamic in the 2017 version; the constant snarks they throw at each other makes it seem like they don't want to be together. In the Snyder Cut, the team actually resolve their differences like adults.
@brucewhite360
@brucewhite360 3 жыл бұрын
Just saw the Snyder Cut.. My god Zack saved us for the second time!!
@realcrunchy6572
@realcrunchy6572 3 жыл бұрын
I wish he did. The J Letto Joker is more cringe than anything here
@dwightschrute2753
@dwightschrute2753 3 жыл бұрын
@@realcrunchy6572 You're cringe
@thomasjoseph2514
@thomasjoseph2514 3 жыл бұрын
@@realcrunchy6572 joker is meant to be cringe 😬
@jjeaze
@jjeaze 3 жыл бұрын
Snyder cut is leagues better than this shit
@theaxbowlotl
@theaxbowlotl 3 жыл бұрын
@@jjeaze you might say it's....(takes off sunglasses) Justice Leagues better than the Josstice league.
@thehumanspider5203
@thehumanspider5203 3 жыл бұрын
I haven’t watched this movie since it came out, but holy shit. I don’t regret it.
@whateverlove11
@whateverlove11 3 жыл бұрын
If you ever get curious, save yourself the pain and skip directly onto the Snyder cut. :) that one is actually worth it
@GrayWoIf
@GrayWoIf 3 жыл бұрын
This movie made me physically angry it put me in such a mad mood after I watched it I was furious only Spy Kids 4 has ever done that to me.
@xlzz.9082
@xlzz.9082 3 жыл бұрын
Same as me bro...it is because of stephenwolf looks so horrible and like shitty weird model that i know it is not even half baked 3D model but much worst...since then i have ban myself to see JL joss version till this day the snyder cut make it.
@miminkotube
@miminkotube 3 жыл бұрын
It baffles me how patronizing this movie feels, the jokes, the story, the "character development", the dialogue, it's like they're mocking JL and the public
@welcomematt6874
@welcomematt6874 3 жыл бұрын
“I just push people and run away” You mean to tell me that the flash (who is literally too fast to be seen by almost everyone) created an entire costume and alternate persona, as well as a secret hideout, all so that he could “push people and run away?” God that was a stupid line.
@jarrydgasson1802
@jarrydgasson1802 3 жыл бұрын
I mean that’s what we’ve seen him do in suicide squad
@crocbattle07
@crocbattle07 3 жыл бұрын
Technically that what he does in the Snyder cut but he doesn't sound like a wimp.
@viniminter2249
@viniminter2249 3 жыл бұрын
@@crocbattle07 did u see what he did after that
@fleeplayTV
@fleeplayTV 3 жыл бұрын
@@crocbattle07 I guess we will just ignore the part where he save planet
@rayharder4910
@rayharder4910 3 жыл бұрын
@@fleeplayTV Do we also ignore the part where a demon bug with a pea shooter who can't hit Batman for 15 min, somehow one shots Flash who's running faster than he's ever run? Amazing how perspective works.
@superjlk_9538
@superjlk_9538 3 жыл бұрын
“God I hope this is east” is actually kind of funny. The rest are awful Edit: Never mind I just saw the follow up joke. It’s ruined now. That’s was awful
@tai2664
@tai2664 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@AlquimistEd
@AlquimistEd 3 жыл бұрын
"He's not alright" isn't that bad, it sounds like something this Aquaman would say, but the closeup on that facial expression kinda ruins it.
@ninjanibba4259
@ninjanibba4259 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna die is funny too and Diana saying she works with children is also good Most of the jokes are forced, but some of them work and could’ve been in the Cut
@AlquimistEd
@AlquimistEd 3 жыл бұрын
@@ninjanibba4259 nah, that was cringe
@TheAnhphuong92
@TheAnhphuong92 3 жыл бұрын
@@ninjanibba4259 this is not the cringy marvel for kids. Get ur fact straight.
@Mintlicious
@Mintlicious 3 жыл бұрын
Joss Whedon really tried his best to make Bruce Wayne into another Tony Stark.
@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme
@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme 2 жыл бұрын
Danvers into jordan
@CaseyRedgrave
@CaseyRedgrave 3 жыл бұрын
The race scene isn't that bad honestly, maybe they should've saved it for Flash movie or something.
@KirbyLinkACW
@KirbyLinkACW 3 жыл бұрын
Assuming the movie isn't Flashpoint, I agree.
@batman4452
@batman4452 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the Flash scene isn't that bad.. but in the Snyder version it doesn't work cause Superman, and Flash don't speak.. it would need a proper start where Flash tells Clark how he's a huge fan, and we should test our speeds... since he says Supes was his hero in the Snyder Cut.... I do really like the race just wouldn't work without that intro to the scene imo... Also... the scene where Flash is scared, and Batman says save one person is actually a good scene showing Flash is afraid, and would have worked well... everything else will haunt my nightmares forever.
@leftmostsaihh1471
@leftmostsaihh1471 3 жыл бұрын
@@batman4452 oh i like that scene too. You can almost see him like mentoring another robin
@chrisjohn8725
@chrisjohn8725 3 жыл бұрын
@@batman4452 to be fair, the only other hero superman speaks to is batman. He has a very very minor conversation with WW in bvs ("this creature is from another world. My world") which I don't think counts.
@batman4452
@batman4452 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisjohn8725 I don’t understand what you’re gettin at...
@educatedchicken1533
@educatedchicken1533 3 жыл бұрын
Who's here after Snyder Cut. This video makes Snyder Cut look like an academy award nominee.
@sugandhakohli
@sugandhakohli 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't ... not ....." - Batman to Superman, 2017.
@faimzu7232
@faimzu7232 3 жыл бұрын
Basically, Josstice Leauge is comedy movie
@narlabegins
@narlabegins 3 жыл бұрын
Comedies are supposed to make you laugh.
@bimbimga
@bimbimga 3 жыл бұрын
@@narlabegins And this one make you confused, in pain and cry instead #FkYouJossWeedon
@Dimas5
@Dimas5 3 жыл бұрын
3:23 “i hope this is east” That line is actually pretty funny haha
@aryapavan4819
@aryapavan4819 3 жыл бұрын
Zsjl: Martha (spoiler) - The world needs you too Lois. JWjl: Martha - Lois is the thirstiest woman I've ever met.
@samsonspin3256
@samsonspin3256 3 жыл бұрын
Also they look like peaches in whedons
@ninjanibba4259
@ninjanibba4259 3 жыл бұрын
No no no, the Cut is worse with Martha, so disrespectful At least here it’s actually legit with her
@keniel-prime6214
@keniel-prime6214 3 жыл бұрын
Martha was mourning her son's death in the Snyder Cut.
@liynne
@liynne 3 жыл бұрын
@@ninjanibba4259 no it's not. its a martian manhunter thing to do and try to do that. and it makes sense for matha to actually not tell anyone she lost the house.
@khale4nia
@khale4nia 3 жыл бұрын
Who's here after seeing Snyder cut?! Can he fix the last season of GOT too?! lol
@yournan116
@yournan116 3 жыл бұрын
It's actually mind boggling how much better the snyder cut is and how dogshit josstice league was I cant believe they cut all the story telling for cringe comedy
@khale4nia
@khale4nia 3 жыл бұрын
@@yournan116 he must be friends with Rian Johnson
@wolfzeru5745
@wolfzeru5745 3 жыл бұрын
@@khale4nia Hey, Rian Johnson is not a bad director, at least not as bad as Whedon, he made a good job with Looper and Knives Out
@RB-qd1zi
@RB-qd1zi 3 жыл бұрын
@@wolfzeru5745 Rian is extremely terrible
@jackyv626
@jackyv626 3 жыл бұрын
@@RB-qd1zi looper and knives out were great
@spidavenom4
@spidavenom4 3 жыл бұрын
He knew what was Joss Whedon’s shots before we knew lol
@kinocorner976
@kinocorner976 3 жыл бұрын
Joss Whedon’s version is just a KZbin Poop of Zack Snyder’s version.
@dadwiththemilk6428
@dadwiththemilk6428 3 жыл бұрын
Things wrong with this movie: Batman = Tony Stark. Mustache and Brunch
@gensischosen251
@gensischosen251 3 жыл бұрын
josstice leauge its so bad that even Christopher Nolwn said himseft is horrible and do watch this film 😂😂 he said watch zack sndyer cut version i hope this film will be better learn more money than josstice leauge
@watterson.darwin
@watterson.darwin 3 жыл бұрын
Snyder cut justice league jusnyce leagder jnyder league juster league just us league the leaguer cut joss wetter
@darkseid856
@darkseid856 3 жыл бұрын
@@watterson.darwin hmmm. Makes sense .
@Dxntoo
@Dxntoo 3 жыл бұрын
@@watterson.darwin understandable have a good day
@user-ct4vt7pn7p
@user-ct4vt7pn7p 3 жыл бұрын
You're speaking the language of the gods....
@thewolverine8414
@thewolverine8414 3 жыл бұрын
@@watterson.darwin that makes complete sense
@icewallowkids6628
@icewallowkids6628 3 жыл бұрын
you forgot Diana: "you're asking people to risk their lives for something we don't even know about" Bruce, visibly annoyed: "yeah thats how this works..."
@feliperedondo7933
@feliperedondo7933 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? -You smell good -Did I not before? Is definitely the best dialogue ever xd
@eddhanks
@eddhanks 3 жыл бұрын
For those of you asking, yes, Superman does fight the hippo in the synder cut
@romusa10
@romusa10 3 жыл бұрын
Spoiler alert: he lost
@Jeffdraws101
@Jeffdraws101 3 жыл бұрын
That's crazy that almost everything in this video is not in the Snyder cut.
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