The Worst Show On Television (316) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

Come ride scooters with me in your city: chrisdelia.com/tour

[@NickBlume]

"Burden Chris D'Elia" Chelsea more valuable sidecar to Broadway: save rent cash purchase house time for me and I'm like I'll make a million real quick by getting a 150,000$ loan for buying 50k Chelsea/Broadway parking space(s) then give 100k to someone like Chris to podcast a brain storm with you about it and then wham someone buys the tall mobile towers for performance on performance vehicles for a million dollars (similar to Burden's parking space tower).

[@apex7640]

10 more women have come forward to talk about how Chris sexually abused them. You have Cosby level numbers.

[@dominicgreen7532]

Chris I love your comedy think all these accusations but no charges absolutely crazy I think you should really make a response to rolling stones mag man like just confront it like Joe Rogan there's a reason you aren't being charged?

[@lesleyd2448]

Come ride scooters in Vegas Chris 🛴

[@MrJimtheRooster]

Chris will manifest Jeremy Renner onto the podcast somehow all because of that experience. Just watch

[@joelllllllllllllll]

Quick reminder that Ryan Callahan, of the TFATK Podcast, is withering away as you’re reading this

[@ZeyZemZer]

I think it’s Ryan Callum 😅

[@Djmindkiller]

Wriiiiinks

[@kickinwing1103]

You mean Brad Cullen?

[@bangUwitApickle]

You sure about that?

[@tulsathundercat]

He'd still meet you half-way tho 😁

[@aaizner847]

tick... tock...

[@dan6151]

D'Ephilia.

[@darthboti]

Lol Chris are u scared of prison

[@terancet8671]

It was all consensual and if you read the article carefully 90% of the women messaged him first did he take advantage of his fame yes but does taking advantage of your fame to sleep with women put you in prison no, it doesn’t …the door is in the upper right corner byeeeee

[@themardybum08]

@@terancet8671 imagine lying for chris the hebephile d'elia.

[@terancet8671]

@@trevorsparks2636 actually consensual means everything for adult women who literally got exactly what they asked for by randomly DMing someone in hope of what exactly? What it seems to be is a group of mentally unhealthy women got exactly what they were trying to get. I’m not defending chris in anyway apart from what he did doesnt deserve prison time those women are adults who put themselves in that situation and then stayed in it. Present should be reserved for actual rapists and pedophiles. These women just played stupid games and won stupid prizes. Give me one positive outcome from DM in a married man from half a country away.

[@darthboti]

@@themardybum08 delusional fan Base right

[@samiboi8521]

@@darthbotino, just people who aren’t one sided and actually read the whole story and not just little hit pieces put out by biased organizations to get clicks and clout

[@blotterdowney8075]

how the fuck is this still going lmao

[@brittanyella]

honestly I’m just here for the water breaks 😂

[@dominicgreen7532]

Chris I love your comedy think all these accusations but no charges absolutely crazy I think you should really make a response to rolling stones mag man like just confront it like Joe Rogan there's a reason you aren't being charged?

[@IbrahimMuhammad_114]

Hows the career goong delia?

[@davidcapparelli843]

dolphins duck people dude

[@komamix]

Bro, why arent you in the austin scene????? Did you get ousted cause ...... well..... you know....

[@MrOiManDudeGuy]

NEVER CLICKED SO FAST INNNN M’LIFE!

[@lvx_rose]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYESSS DUDE!💪

[@spartan_warrior5927]

I NEVER COMMENTED ON A PERSONS POST SO FAST IN MY LIFE!!!!

[@petesnik1282]

Dork

[@spartan_warrior5927]

@@petesnik1282 donkey

[@rowen7643]

Lol lowkey mee too

[@SO-if3yn]

As a Mexican, who also knows Armenians, I can say Chris’s takes on both races are 100% accurate.

[@mx-lj4qq]

Glendale gary

[@MrJMO78]

As someone who’s not Mexican, (as if that means shit) nobody cares about your race. Just make a comment.

[@meggiemegggs]

*Chris starting every story with, So I’m in a Coffee Shop* pushing him quicker into his old Italian man Era before our very eyes *Up next: Gardening stories*

[@YakubKang]

Chris is a sex offender

[@JoeMofKZoo]

Love

[@themardybum08]

Does you like being a fan of many sexual predators, or just Chris?

[@MastrWobblez]

Bet

[@tylermanning4321]

I want to blowtorch my eyesockets

[@rw3080]

You are done! 😅

[@SuperVolsung]

"Trees" Day is an actual day lol

[@trishm142]

23:42 yeasss thank you! Cream cheese only on bagels! 😂

[@anthonyv9242]

Delia u got a fight headed ur way

[@gqedpbeicq]

Did you cut your hair? You lookin fly as fuck with Prada under your eyes.

[@austinjrb]

... designer eye bags? 😭🤣 that's creative as shit hahahaha

[@bangUwitApickle]

Keeps on rolling. Like a stone

[@oakabielb5406]

Crazy how your fans just turn away from the plethora of horrible accusations made about you.

[@scottyj871]

The Chris vs Sprinkles saga begins

[@gnsxsEtrnl]

Chris, I can confirm, as someone who used to be over 450 pounds and would eat when I wasn’t hungry, I’ve lost almost 300 pounds and I forget to eat and my body reminds me by making me nauseous. Take a bite, watch that shit chill the eff out

[@Greg-ys2gy]

Damn

[@MotoTweak]

Congratulations man. Proud of you

[@CheesecattleMacklesbee]

Credit where its due my man! Weight loss is fucking hard and most of the time its because of the habits our parents gave us. My addiction has been working out since I lost 70 lbs and now Im boxing. Y'killin it

[@evonne315]

❤👑♥️

[@circlethebaggins1865]

Same. 400 to 220. I’d rather hit a medium bucket of balls and have a water than eat now-days. It’s wild how the body adjusts to just activity and sustinence and what it actually needs if you let it.

[@laxmannate07]

Bruh, how long before you end up in the slammer?

[@Bigjshifty08]

BIG L on the cream cheese take. Big W on the Martha Stewart take hehe would also smash.

[@madgenius731]

Bro wants a muffin disguised as a cupcake and doesn’t even know it 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Blurggg]

100% you won by walking away and not giving that little troll what he wanted.

[@circlethebaggins1865]

Chris, if you think the price of flowers is exorbitant, I recently lived with some geriatrics for a bit for reasons, and you would be shocked at the DENT they made in their bags with how many greeting cards they sent each month. Picture about 30-50 cards, at $7-$10 a pop, every single regular month. The holidays ramp it up to around 250.….at least flowers are alive?…..imagine acquiring DENTS for paper that has someone else’s art and text…..and then paying the government to transport it…..

[@Pheyora]

Dude ya gotta start posting these in the morning I need SOMETHING for the traffic drive!😭

[@joshuaheussmann4693]

I save them Friday mornings lol

[@Pheyora]

@@joshuaheussmann4693 Thursday is a real dry spell for me. Imma have to watch stavvys world on Thursday mornings

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

Hey hey dog... listen....no listen dog.....everytime ju upload more clips dog.... I get even more excited to see ju in Vancouver dog 😂

[@DonnyBulletproof]

It's going to be cool to see how nice to everyone your wife is once you're divorced and the money runs out

[@alexdatoss8962]

Hey, why ye here? Go way.

[@michaelcbyers]

Also side note. Chris has one of the best Eminem impressions I've heard.

[@lesleyd2448]

Lol one of my favs ❤

[@staciecanada4329]

Eminem liked it too! Chris' impression is in one of his songs.

[@weetbixboi1679]

"feelings are only a moment" that hit me hard bro.

[@nutellanebula]

Your wife is so cute and sweet ❤

[@orihc321]

❤ love you Chris! Blessings to you & the family!

[@osamahashoor2548]

The part where they made him order his coffee on the computer pissed me off

[@bfoz]

Crystallia?

[@granddillz]

Rolling stone man that's rough. Keep taking shots at u everywhere. Maybe make some adjustments? Lol

[@parasiticmold9827]

Wonder how he’s just ignoring everything that’s being said about him

[@bossmanprezzie8923]

Ohh tell me what people been saying!!

[@kristinela8126]

@@bossmanprezzie8923 the recent rolling stone article is so cringy. This guy is so funny but I’m torn, is it true 🥴

[@dbeck82]

​@@Matt-McKinney trust your instincts

[@MrJMO78]

GTFOH😂 Troll much?

[@kylechampton]

Just got 4 shots over ice for fun this morning. My barista was confused and asked if I was ok cause I always just get a coffee

[@haveaseatsir]

Chris “water off a duck’s back” D’elia ain’t scared of all the recent fire.

[@austinjrb]

Cancel culture is ridiculous. If you tell good jokes, I'm gonna laugh and I'm coming to the show FOR ME. It's not some donation to the entertainer for recycling and petting puppies. I'm invested in the merit of the product/work/service. And I think this is becoming a more common perspective. A growing number of people don't WANT to be judging, surveilling, and analyzing businesses 24/7. It's tiring. And most of us have enough to really be concerned about as is. This fact alone should keep Chris productive. The cancel mob is a very loud and obnoxious minority whose voice is blasted through the mainstream media's speakers.

[@haveaseatsir]

I’m a fan of Chris’s podcasts because the way he views life and his sense of humor mirror mine. I don’t give a fuuuuck what he does in his spare time-that doesn’t change the quality of his content.

[@austinjrb]

@@haveaseatsir my man, exactly exactly 👏🏾 well said

[@scotteddy2185]

​@@haveaseatsir and support chomos, nice!

[@Burgmannn]

All of it is consensual, and they're adults. Sure it's sleazy but I don't care too much tbh.

[@steven-tq5xr]

Anyone see the rolling stone 🪨 magazine piece about Chris D'pedophelia... DOOOOOONT TOUCH MEEEEE IS YOUR NEW SAYING CHRIS

[@Greeezy]

The article about women willingly engaging in a relationship with Chris and then mad they didn't get an apology? Get a vest with a bunch of pockets dude.

[@CheesecattleMacklesbee]

The time of pretending women dont have a brain and agency is over. And the time of adding more accountability to men instead of giving it to women is over too. If you had a dick women actually wanted to suck youd realize its not our job to check someone's birth certificate when Instagram lets them show their goddamn dirtstar.

[@steven-tq5xr]

​@@Greeezy no reply from you you absolute creepy sex preditor defender

[@PhilomenaBoutique]

I think one of his super fans should anonymously do a KZbin video in his DEFENSE to all the hit pieces including the new one in rolling stone which in my opinion (and I'm a feminist and a rape/sexual abuse survivor) did NOT show evidence of predatory behavior. I think he could have made better choices. I think he needed to get the help he eventually got as we all know for addiction. I think he was suffering from different things besides the addition untreated at the time. Now these aren't excuses BUT I don't believe he abused anyone...I don't believe he preyed in anyone. I think these were consensual kink relationships and interactions. I don't think anyone was forced to do anything and I don't believe a woman I repeat I don't believe a WOMAN could be groomed. That's actually setting women back. Women are smarter and stronger than that. Anyway, I think his fans should each not together but individually create a one time or maybe 3 episodes tops and anonymously to avoid clout chasing and to avoid the "killing of the messenger " type situation. If you're a fan and can handle the possible wrath of the internet haters, have a good vocabulary, can speak articulatley in front of a camera (or phone)I think it would be a good idea...a nice thing to do. It would show our appreciation for this podcast and the empathy we have for this funny good dude. Idk. What does everyone think? I have addiction in my own past so I'm afraid me on his side making a video might hurt him instead of hel him...even tho I've never done anything bad enough for them to dig up except not treat myself very well. What do you guys think? Also haha I need to know if Chris is related to Cono D'elia...from NJ. He's kind of a nonblood relative of mine. He came to our summer house in Manahawkin (long Beach island basically) every summer and other cool stories.

[@thecorrectoification]

I wish Martha Stewart had an Only Fans.

[@Havedy]

Regarding the guy holding the camera, I think the best option is to completely ignore him. Not easy to do, but also, that's eh's'boring of a video so like, he'd probably just walk away. He's obviously looking for a rise out of ppl the same way the westboro Baptist church does

[@Craftinglarson]

How corny is it to tell someone that their family is corny? Especially when they’re all matching and having a good time. Like you’re the odd one out bro. Where’s your outfit? That’s what I thought.

[@kagehughart1498]

More like Johnny no confrontation😂 Chris always builds up these stories where I think he’s about to take care of business and then he always let’s me down. I wish he would actually speak and act the way he talks on this podcast

[@YaKi509]

The more you talk about Calvin the more I love his personality. This is the Chris I like. Old Chris was cool but i like where you’re goin bro. Keep pushing

[@jgrinns]

Absolute shit taste if you want a fucking DRY cupcake!? Also cream cheese frosting is the best one by so far it’s unbelievable

[@MzMo916]

Selfie Stick Guy Was Probably Doing A KZbin “Walk Around Town” Video…. 🤣🤣🤣

[@omniinvestments7128]

😂DONT ME GIVE 4 CUPS BRUH!!!!!😅

[@HawaiianPunch557]

You could make thousands of memes about black ppl not tipping or always complaining about their food just so they can get a free meal but that wouldn't be cool

[@IMAGINARYAP]

My parents bought me an ALF stuffed animal. We haven't been cool ever since.

[@lesleyd2448]

😂😂

[@luciferianjesuslover9453]

SUPERGOOD???? what happened to supercult?

[@tybergeron6210]

Chris. You kinda look like ALF

[@Delentrevathan]

Crazy to see you got covered by Rolling Stone. When you're undeniable you're UNDENIABLE!

[@tunnelvisiontelevision4274]

Selfie sticks are tight

[@michaelbrush741]

I bet Chris is more annoyed by the fact that dude with the selfie stick didn’t know who he was lol.

[@Apotheosis1113]

Hi chris its me Hollywood we're interested in casting you

[@davidcapparelli843]

ha

[@seth1184]

Chris, when your wife was getting her "Hair" blown out on MD, that's code for "Back"... blown out by ALF.

[@Skubbes]

My man out here again! Straight harassing that upload button. Tickling that lil thang

[@themardybum08]

harrassing that upload button like he harasses young girls on socials.

[@Kronikman07]

if you have a real nice local dairy ice cream, you that's a win. You can't beat a nice vanilla with whatever topping you want on it.

[@raulduke2823]

SCIENCE IS EVERYWHERE

[@Unz360]

5:22 Funny that there actually is a 'trees day" and we just had it a few weeks ago 😆

[@Abletoth]

I'd Smash t-shirts lol

[@modvccs]

CHRIS ALMOST TURNED INTO QUENTIN TARANTINO WITH THE RAZZI EYESS DUDE

[@davidvernonloebsjr7133]

Chris always coming in hot and just keeping it going!!!! E'yessss

[@bibahusak]

Great episode until the racist shit at the end. If Chris lost that shite, he'd be truly great.

[@ThatBoyBent]

18:58. Lol

[@yoitshannond]

Ay Chris, Japan and India are in Asia. S’geography…😂❤

[@gregkhatchatrian4918]

Chris walking on eggshells talking about the guy who stole the fried chicken

[@jbjoker18]

chris watches titan , thats wild , didnt know he was a comic book fan like that .

[@Syzygycollapse]

Back in black starts playing and I spit my water at work

[@cannaroe1213]

Lachs is German for Waterjew

[@robertw4411]

44:35 Forever spewing Confusious-like observations to give our abs a break from the chuckles ❤

[@walterlippmann6292]

chris is a broken man

[@iambs11]

can someone explain runk....thanks

[@jumpboys1408]

It's random. From a lifeline episode

[@yodasgurl]

Who is Mary -O?

[@Xpzilla]

Pretty out of touch to think no one hates Ezra Miller

[@kthoule123]

Alf kicked ass, I loved it. Especially the episode with that old time rock n roll!!

[@tylermanning4321]

Go back into your khole

[@matthewharetakis]

Runk

[@jennjones3243]

Texas???

[@TheGreenGoblinYT]

He was just here a few months ago

[@Adam-qf8ps]

37:00 More human than human 🎵 🔥

[@tylermanning4321]

E A sports ...Know the game.

[@AlexM143]

Jordan with the slaaam

[@greggosling2807]

that guy deserves to get leveled hahaha

[@alexconingham]

Leaving a comment for that algo

[@John-mo5fn]

Comment for the algorithm.

[@petesnik1282]

Cream cheese only in cheesecake DDUUUUDDDDDEEEEEAHHHHHHHH ! and for u people who want cream cheese on ur sushi , LINE EM UPPPP !!!!!!!!!!!

[@frankiechelebian4776]

Dude Melrose Weekly….😭😭😭

[@Trumpdog1]

Flowers made a Deeeennntttt

[@cassidy7592]

Chris be nicer to your fans when you see them public! If I saw you I’d be so pumped to see you-you make me laugh several times a week and you have for many years going strong. I just don’t live in the same country as you, so kinda hard haha Don’t be so grumpy lol 🤗😂

[@zidarthekid]

Stirring the algorithm

[@plicause5]

RUNK

[@ObiWanJabroni138]

The Alf rant 🤣 Chris is so fried 😂

[@molinasummers43]

The chicken part 🤣🤣 I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂. My stomach hurts

[@moodfrommoon]

thanks for keeping me smiling during my 2 year long bout of fucking covid. fucking being the cohert right.. wheres my human rights, right? anyways- tanks =^.^=

[@cassandrawilson94]

ALF!!!! I can’t 😂😂😂I’m dying! The real MVP! Also Chris, you have a whole in your armpit 😂

[@keithgordon3823]

31:33 LOL 🤣🤣🤣 that poor freaking actor! WTF, Chris!!!! Hahaha!!!!

[@Life_Rips]

Yeah but how good was that chicken though? To stay and eat it AFTER stabbing a person! Lmao where was that chicken from? 😅 lmk

[@dork401]

Please. PLEASE. Come. To. Alaska 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏❤

[@nateericsson3740]

Seen the episode where chris talks about the murder rate in Alaska? He wont go up there. I stayed in Fairbanks for a little bit and almost got murdered myself. (Motive was robbery, just wana make that clear) Alaska is no joke. Pretty much a different world lol. But I will say that Alaska also showed me the greatest good I've ever had. Worst bad but greatest good. Alaska is a very special place but only if you live there, vacationing dont count.

[@dork401]

​@@nateericsson3740 tom segura, bart karson, kevin hart. They got balls then

[@andrewbishop4447]

Alaska is one of those places where if he rattled it off on a tour plug he’d say “..and ill be in Juneau, Alaska(for some reason)”

[@shreddhead23]

😊🙏💯