The Worst Speedrun Ever

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[@Duskaria]

I hold the record in Desert Bus with a score of 10.000 since 1995 and the way I did it was to shift into 2nd gear befor the game started up, engaged the clutch and gave my bus gas.

[@toiletgoblin4424]

I’ve gotten that score in 5.51 hours but I can’t show it because I keep getting bad games

[@casucasueq4479]

Will you sign my arm cast please?

[@cheef825]

what a beast

[@reagandow850]

The Spycrab - now that’s FUNNY!!

[@generalgk]

Whatever you say Todd

[@graeme6056]

Rule 33: if it exists, there’s a speed run of it.

[@Aidan174]

I was gonna like this comment but then I saw the huge mistake I would've made

[@MrCODEmaster00]

Chaotic Shadow Legends anyone? I still have the Wii disc and Wii.

[@skullcrusade3436]

I speedrun the hell out of nutting on Rule 34s

[@waluigi138]

Life.

[@fuffy93]

Fasted nut in the west

[@minatoarisato6347]

Imagine being the guy who has to watch the Baten Kaitos speedrun to verify that it's legit.

[@samuelrs5138]

I should copy/paste a video of it on KZbin, make a complaint against myself from another account so the video gets pulled or aged restricted, then appeal to KZbin for manual review. It would take a team of nine people a 40 hour work week to review it lol

[@perseus5656]

@@samuelrs5138 that will take months to upload to youtube tbh

[@notspider-man7777]

​@@samuelrs5138 Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[@Homururu]

I watched it and the guy took tons of breaks to let the item evolve and announced the times he'd be back in

[@prismatic3695]

@David Daivdson If yt is smart they could just ip ban you though

[@endlel]

I got a world record for the “who can beat Super Mario Brothers in 1 hour and 3 minutes whilst using all the warp zones and dying at least once”

[@Robert_McGarry_Poems]

That's my favorite category too.

[@Nevernamed]

You forgot the % sign.

[@knox1392]

k

[@FrostytheWicked]

@@knox1392 k

[@croozem11]

@@FrostytheWicked k

[@codieb5612]

I'm honestly hugely disappointed you completely forgot the Club Penguin get banned% run

[@augakem]

"My disappointment is immeasurable.. And my day is ruined."

[@TheOctoJon]

that run is actually fun though.

[@BlueflagAlpha]

It was actually good

[@lpfan4491]

how about the fact that some guy actually made a one post-only threat at speed demos archive explaining how inconsistant the gayporn strategy in the get banned from psn-speedrun is? appearently the admins and mods dont always look at everything so you sometimes dont get banned instantly,even if you pn them that shit

[@fernandolemon9204]

A classic.

[@michaelaeschbacher4648]

I swear guys, I managed to click on Mr Plum before the race even started

[@crocs_n_socks]

H U M A N E L E M E N T

[@Thief256]

you wouldnt understand the human element of clue

[@John_Lee_]

2nd gear baby

[@hatsuneelissu5924]

let me geuss... You started in second gear right?

[@reddeatharena9218]

Hatsune Elissu new glitch actually lets you start in 3rd gear

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

"Hey, I did an awesome speedrun of Schindler's List the other day!" "You mean you watched the movie?" "Yeah, and I watched the whole thing faster than anyone ever has before!"

[@libertyprime9891]

my favorite documentary

[@15-Peter-20]

Well i did Nazi that coming

[@PokeFan28]

*Watches movie with family* Mother: Thats so sad Son: *Sweats intensly* shut up i am close fore the world record

[@TheBonkleFox]

I shifted my dvd player into second gear and popped the clutch just before the production logos started

[@Liravin]

is nobody here aware of the fact that you can speed up things?

[@DeathbyProxy]

“Did you see that sick decision that he made? Woah what a god”

[@DeathbyProxy]

Albinore Dio Yeah it was funny doe

[@SgtLion]

Couldn't you pick the decision route that caused the least talking though? With the amount of referencing earlier decisions they do in that game, I feel like you really would have to work out the optimum dialog tree.

[@belletaunde102]

@@fukue2964 New to KZbin I see

[@shady8045]

@@SgtLion yeah but that wouldnt be that impressive, all you would have to do is look it up and do it once (and also be semi competent enough to click the buttons fast enough)

[@Noise-fe6dp]

The thought of even trying the cookie clicker one makes me nauseous

[@TayoEXE]

It makes my wrist hurt just thinking about it

[@tobynhenry3977]

just the sound of clicking hurts your ears at some point, as well as not being able to use the bathroom

[@zym6687]

@@TayoEXE The clicking is only during the first ~15 minutes of play depending on your luck with golden cookies. It quickly becomes inconsequential considering the average cookies/second for the run is 98970 and because of the hardcore category clicks outside of click frenzy are only ever worth 1 cookie/click. Even clicking 20 times a second is irrelevant when you've got 1,000/second sure its faster than not clicking, but at that point youre saving as much time by just buying the next purchase immediately instead of trying to whip to buy it and go back to clicking.

[@KlearChristal]

@@zym6687 My eyes.

[@patczuch]

@@zym6687 you know it said no upgrades?

[@wisnoskij]

This is basically how normal people feel about all speed runs.

[@dunkelwelpling]

Damn, that is so true.

[@Brain-washed2]

yo

[@Bleh1217]

Oof

[@ericschuster2680]

Nah ther's some good shit like Titanfall 2 or Doom (1, 2, 2016) that is really entertaining to watch!

[@normiecamo4788]

Oof

[@nels1098]

Without joking, the worst “speedrun” ever seen by humans is Badabun’s Super Mario Bros. speedrun

[@GoblinsOfFarmington]

I think you mean other peoples speed runs

[@gamershadowz1537]

@Alfonso Razo sut up its a joke dude

[@questwalkerko]

@Alfonso Razo Yeah, but we are talking about the 'worst "speedrun"', not the video

[@endlessgalaxyz6379]

Fr, he’s chilling eating pizza & drinking soda while doing something that takes pure concentration LOL

[@shady8045]

what are you talking about that run was godly, he did tas tricks while eating greasy ass pizza and somehow did a arbitrary code execution glitch that allowed him to get 12 coins after collecting only 9

[@Damento12]

>Desert Bus A game so long and dull that LoadingReadyRun makes a charity marathon out of it.

[@netkid5460]

And J o e l

[@the-hd5cx]

Mom: Son, you've been in that room for 5 days, what are you doing? Speedrunner: **FURIOUS CLICKING**

[@seanpazdera6407]

As someone with 12.334 tredecillion cookies in Cookie Clicker, I can tell you that the speedrun is possible because of buildings and Golden Cookies, they don't have to click 1 billion times.

[@the-hd5cx]

Sean Pazdera My god, I haven't heard of those numbers in cookie clicker since I was seven and learned how to hack flash games

[@seanpazdera6407]

@@the-hd5cx That's the power of playing for 3 years.

[@the-hd5cx]

Sean Pazdera bruv

[@johnjoh2034]

@@seanpazdera6407 Do you still play today?

[@MrDarkauraftw]

There is one category of guitar hero speedrunning thats actually cool, "full setlist fc any speed" where you can speed up the songs however fast you can handle and need to 100% all of them, it really removes the autoscroll effect and gives a lot more skill to the run. Randyladyman has a great run on youtube to give an example.

[@teaface794]

faedf Yang? No that is note speed or "hyperspeed" which just increases the speed of the auto scroll. Without it it's very hard to make out the notes in fast songs. This refers to speeding up the actual song from normal speed (100%) to whatever speed you can handle 150, 200 ect. Wasn't a thing in the original games.

[@teaface794]

@faedf Yang? The speed runs still use specific songs and charts. most runs are for guitar hero 3 so they will play the entire set list at whatever speed they can but the run has to use the same charts as everyone else. However yeah the orgional speed runs for any% and what not have strict rules which obviously don't allow 3rd party clients. This run was just made with them in mind

[@donnaken15]

You could do speedruns of battles since the song ends by just beating your opponent. MadGamer or whoever did it once with a timer (though I don't really think it was speedrunning but I haven't seen it)

[@monochosen]

Favorite Video from Apollo Legend Rest in peace.

[@michaelb4415]

Peace, not piece

[@monochosen]

@@michaelb4415 Edited. thanks for telling.

[@waffles6280]

the desert bus 99 point run would take ~33 days to do. That's a whole month spent babysitting a bus

[@dr.dylansgame5583]

And you cant walk away to go get food or piss and you cant stick a clamp on the button since the bus turns faster then it viers

[@waffles6280]

@@dr.dylansgame5583 straight up best way to do it would be to get like 10 friends together, and have 2 up in the day, 2 up in the night (with the second to get food and water or sub in when the other dude needs to piss), and the other 6 resting. But if it was one dude doing it I genuinely think it is impossible

[@adam.z7719]

Waffles what kind of satanist makes a game where what you just said is literally the only viable strategy.

[@dst55y33]

@@waffles6280 That would then fall in the friend assisted speedrun (FAS) category.

[@radioactivian4412]

@@waffles6280 well shit I'm lonely

[@Hesitation8815]

Walking dead - Did you see that sick decision he just made? 😂

[@YellowBunny]

I will remember that.

[@neoz8913]

yes I did, yes I did

[@GamesMercy]

"Wow, what a god"

[@DanielAyy]

Lmao savage

[@pilpyfimbleton8918]

I could probably watch it once to see what decisions are the shortest, and then never again.

[@Toze_Senpai]

"If the game exists, there is a speedrun of it. If there isn't, there will be. "

[@TheGamingComputerBomb]

Andre Weeb nah mate this is rule 35

[@D8W2P4]

@@TheGamingComputerBomb It's both.

[@DiabolicCrusher]

Unless it's a really shitty game or an mmorpg.

[@stoic_rose]

moon remix rpg adventure is a sad exception of this rule

[@ricefarmer8553]

@@DiabolicCrusher doesn't matter how shitty it is.

[@gooble2761]

This comment took longer to write than the clue run

[@mrnoneofurbusiness7942]

reset and try again

[@katebradley9306]

@@mrnoneofurbusiness7942 LMAO

[@Alicious_Al]

This showed up in my recommended. Rest in power, Apollo Legend.

[@KaeraNeko]

Joke categories should be judged by entertainment value rather than technical execution, in the same way that TAS runs often are. That doesn't mean they're not bad runs, but if they manage to crack a smile, I'm willing to say that it validates their existence.

[@KaeraNeko]

@Nii Albezsta Mr. Scape, I'm not feeling so good...

[@KaeraNeko]

@HettGutt Also a valid point.

[@bruhmoment1835]

FO:NV sex% is honestly quite technical, as is Super Mario Odyssey nipple%

[@princegoatcheese9379]

@Nii Albezsta Bruh

[@prismacan7752]

Me and my friends will sometimes race each other in a category we call textbox%. It's like any% or 100%, except you have to read any text boxes you come across out loud, in that character's voice, or "your version" of that character's voice. It's very entertaining. Super Mario Sunshine was my favorite one to do.

[@yeeper4468]

How to beat the cookie clicker speedrun: Step 1: Bind every key you have to m1 Step 2: smack your head against your keyboard Step 3: ??? Step 4: profit

[@fade2black001]

What about the use of speed hax?

[@thisisasupersayin376]

Nah, there's too much delay between presses for smacking your head against the keyboard to be effective. You gotta hump the entire keyboard with your chest.

[@trickygamer555]

@@thisisasupersayin376 no, if you try that, you will find that not all presses will actually be processed. move with your hand over the buttons instead.

[@abigfatblob]

Nah, that's too slow. You have to fuck the keyboard, then you'll finish at ~30 seconds

[@peterjohnson9438]

Open up DevTools, halt the script, find the multiplier variable and set it to a suitably high value. Click once. You're done.

[@oxedward4738]

Idk why I keep getting recommended Apollo vids but it makes me really sad every time one of them pops up. RIP

[@TheSecondVersion]

He died? edit: oh wow, just a few days ago, right at the start of the year

[@ramonestefano]

@@TheSecondVersion shit, for real, how come?

[@B0ssReaper]

Why am I getting his videos recommended now that he passed away... This really sucks!! Rest In Peace my brother, I hope you're finally without pain and worries now.

[@deplorablemecoptera3024]

The fact that they called it "dank percent" rather than "420%" is a missed opportunity.

[@Deamons64]

Deplorable Mecoptera dude, ngl, dank% is my favorite OoT speedrun.

[@SyphistPrime]

420% is different. You do 4 100% runs and then an all dungeons run back to back.

[@noobiesensei6281]

At 420% you fly off way too easily.

[@brianng9765]

@@SyphistPrime and then you have to find the exact cut for 1/5 of the game and stop right there

[@sn31t33]

Can somebody tell me 2hy they even call it % after any shit?

[@JoJoRama]

How about Ace Attorney speedruns? ALMOST 2 HOURS of precise button mashing and screen touching action. It's pure crack and it barely gives you enough time to breathe properly

[@Zephhi]

I hardly ever see Ace Attorney runs but it's pretty dumb yeah

[@JoJoRama]

@@Zephhi I've seen one before and got terrified with what goes inside the mind of an AA runner

[@Millacks]

Well aa would be the most annoying and boring speed run ever.

[@JoJoRama]

@@Millacks There are some runs and they've become highly optimized. If you're fond of the franchise, I'd actually suggest watching a few minutes, just to be shocked over this madness

[@JoJoRama]

@GilArcher Valeu!!

[@WobblesandBean]

It's been a year. This was the video that introduced me to your channel. It's still just as hilarious as it was the first time. I miss you.

[@flariz4824]

1:55-2:02 is the casual mentality in a nutshell upon viewing speedruns.

[@mcaso123alt2]

It's funny how you say the rollercoaster tycoon runs are boring, I know the #2 on that board (flaminglog) and he has so much fun and pride in running it, he made so many facebook posts about his progress shoutout to Anthony

[@TheSquareOnes]

I've never seen a run but it sounds like it could be pretty serious to me, if the menuing and item placement is intense enough then it's still going to be a very high-skill speedrun. Apollo's complaint was essentially about the graphics showing accounting spreadsheets rather than a strange child with a sword moonwalking everywhere. I'd also prefer to play the moonwalking child game but it doesn't make the accounting game any less legitimate in terms of the player inputs.

[@backlogbuddies]

Good job to him! I can't beat a park in under 20:(

[@Flaminglog]

:)

[@Zephhi]

Still boring

[@Noxedwin]

Shoutout to Anthony...being such a weiner playing a boring-ass game like a ding-dong.

[@turtlelizard1531]

I laughed SO HARD at the 300 hours speedrun. That is crazy.

[@SamsarasArt]

So fast!

[@Robert_McGarry_Poems]

World record for the longest world record.

[@captainkoskilol9057]

Ah yes, nice

[@chandlerprunty]

It's pretty entertaining outside of the waiting, it's been my favorite part of Really, Really Long-A-Thon consistently.

[@Digibullet32]

at that point is it really a speed run or just a completion trophy...who else is trying this and how u classify 300+hours as a speed run!

[@nahog99]

Holy fuck I was just rewatching this tonight and saw a recommended video about Apollo’s passing. I can’t believe he took his own life!

[@usingbridge1770]

Literally exact same just happened with me. I was just starting to watch his content and enjoy it. It really surprised me. Rest in peace.

[@_zigger_]

He's in hell

[@nahog99]

@@_zigger_ Lol, imagine believing in hell 🤣🤣

[@vincentb5431]

I watched the entire video in 2x speed, meaning I have the record for the 'The Worst Speedrun Ever" speedrun

[@brianr.5341]

Correction, it's the "The Worst Speedrun Ever%" speedrun record. Can't forget that %

[@laurenpeterson6625]

I just tied your run :/

[@genericname2747]

Oh yeah, well I read your comment at 2x speed, so I have the "Worst speedrun comment%"

[@lisaruhm6681]

@@genericname2747 I just read your comment at 2x speed, so I now have the record "Reading a comment about Worst speedrun comment%%"

[@DrZaius3141]

Skipped intro and outro, 2x speed. Got you beat, mate.

[@clingingtomcat8587]

I’m the mod of the walking dead leaderboards and honestly I don’t know what drugs I was on when I thought of the genius idea that it would be a good game to add lmao, reason why I do not run it

[@RTADan]

2:55 dude thank you so much for featuring my videos. I actually didn't come up with any of those categories myself just for the record but still thank you so much for featuring my clips even tho 2 of them aren't even WR anymore. I was actually wondering why suddenly people where commenting on my Blue% WR recently, guess I just found out why lol. Keep up the great videos!

[@troyjt2252]

it's because your categories are retarded and not standard. "Mweep"... "Blue"... so dumb.

[@fazecrazy6266]

@@troyjt2252 you re so toxic and edgy. You are now the opposite meme of quirky and unique. Now go find yourself that kind of girl so you guys can complete each other

[@mrosskne]

what does mweep mean?

[@MariOfTheMountains]

Rest in peace, you absolute legend.

[@danjal69]

How’d he die?

[@xxcabbagedevourer420xx4]

@@danjal69 Alzheimers

[@JR-me7yk]

@@danjal69 self-off while simultaneously trying to blame others for his decisions

[@GraveMemories]

​@@JR-me7ykbilly Mitchell sued him for a million dollars over a illegitimate world record. Apollo didn't do anything wrong. I followed the whole story during this time. Stop spreading misinformation about a guy who literally killed himself because he was going bankrupt fighting a BS lawsuit

[@glubschii2310]

Rest in Peace

[@SonicFanChris4]

Getting 99 points in Desert Bus would take 33 consecutive days.

[@DarkFrozenDepths]

792 hour speedrun lol

[@lpfan4491]

and at least 4 people have to take turns since normal humans just die if they are awake for 11 days at a time

[@Riku70X]

@@lpfan4491 I don't understand the math here. 33/11=3. So instead of bringing in a fourth person, who may not be as skilled as the other three, just have 3 people and let them play for 11 days each. Sure, they'll probably die, but they'll get the world record.

[@lpfan4491]

okay,have fun being dead. also,i know that 2 or 3 people could also just sleep in shifts and make it that way,but depending on rl stuff and individual people oversleeping,that could be a problem

[@Riku70X]

@@dad_hoc Desert bus demands insane timing and execution. It's probably the hardest game to speedrun, ever.

[@CommanderWiggins]

If it exists, it has been speedrun. It's the biggest rule of the internet next to Rule 34.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

There is a mod for it

[@qhost301]

can comfirm. people speedrun the many mobile games out there

[@RichConnerGMN]

@ghost boi you can speedrun certain tasks in it

[@johnjoh2034]

@@RichConnerGMN You cant speedrun a game that doesnt exist though.

[@Pigcrafter1112]

@@johnjoh2034 But you can speedrun making that game.

[@ryanmarshall4332]

Poor Apollo. I know he wasn’t perfect, but I think it’s likely that mental and emotional issues contributed to his sometimes odd behavior during the last couple years of his life. At the very least, I hope he’s at peace.

[@A2TheGame]

"You see that SICK decision he just made?" LMAO

[@SeyseDK]

it compares to some Guiness records I spose, largest ball of yarn etc. doesn't take skill, but the sense of you being the "best" in the world at something. I'd never watch it, but I also don't condemn them for doing it

[@erwinlommer197]

Largest ball of yarn is not about being best at anything. It is the biggest ball of yarn in existence which makes it a world record. Same thing as the largest dog wedding for example. You are not required to have any skill. Just the size of the event is what makes it a record. There is even a category for who has the most number of stupid records.

[@MeesterTweester]

Yeah some of the point and click games aren't bad if they have players with passion for it

[@i_am_ergo]

Have you seen John Oliver's episode on the president of Turkmenistan from two weeks ago? Well, I highly suggest it not only for the sheer hilarity of making fun of one of the world's dumbest dictators, but also to learn a thing or two about Guinness World Records and where they get their money.

[@nokki25]

That's what turkmenbashi needs - a speedrun world record. Tukrmen% hehe

[@i_am_ergo]

@@nokki25 GWR would develop a game just for him, stage an event where he pretends to play and "sets" a record, and not release the game to the public to prevent the record from ever being beaten. True Turkmen%.

[@frickinfrick8488]

I need a part 2 for this, I adore Apollo talking about dumb speed runs like a dad confused, disappointed and irrationally angry with how the youngins spend their time.

[@dekoldrick]

Polybius any% Speedrun No one would ever break the record.

[@shagarakar]

teh Smile the game doesn’t exist

[@Sora-MMK]

@@shagarakar you can just buy it on steam lol

[@shagarakar]

Sora-MMK the original game isn’t real. If it is on steam, it is proabably a fan game

[@Sora-MMK]

@@shagarakar it is the same as the world record so its not important. the "original game" has no entry in speedrun dot com.

[@OuterGalaxyLounge]

@@shagarakar Says who? I saw a console at an underground facility in Roswell...

[@necronerd7507]

What about the cookie clicker “true neverclick” speedrun. The requirement is that you can’t click the cookie at all

[@Laezar1]

It's just rng with golden cookies right?

[@feha92]

I feel like all cookie clicker speedruns are essentially javascript speedruns in disguise. It is not that hard to write scripts that does what you need, and if you have done it once the speedrun literally only becomes a "fast-typing & money spent on CPU%" speedrun

[@ryanhutchinson4467]

So, would you have to just sit there and see how long you can go without clicking the cookie or leaving the game? Sounds like a fate worse than death.

[@shady8045]

wait that isnt possible

[@shady8045]

@@feha92 umm dude, that would be cheating. thats like saying you could do that with a Sm64 rom lol

[@plazasta]

now imagine if someone was caught cheating in one of these runs also I'm pretty sure that you'd need a new mouse every time you speedrun cookie clicker

[@brogan294]

I think you'd need a new hand every time you speedrun cookie clicker

[@plazasta]

@@brogan294 and a new brain because the previous one went completely insane

[@OVAH9001]

autoclicker

[@nightsong81]

@@OVAH9001 Does that count as a TAS?

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

@@nightsong81 there are mice that have their own autoclicker buttons. Would hardware still count?

[@yieschu]

The only good category of Guitar Hero Speedruns is FC Speedruns, where you need to FC every song in the game and if you miss a note you have to restart the song

[@Brain-washed2]

Yi-Es-Chu that's extremely lame missing a note should restart the run

[@TooMuchDad]

Brain-washed by that logic missing any trick in any speedrun should be a full reset

[@elijahdavallos6955]

@@TooMuchDad it does waste time when you miss a note and then restart the song though so is it best to retry the song, potentially wasting all that time, or just reseting the run? That is a speed runners dilemma.

[@TheSquareOnes]

@@TooMuchDad If every level in a game is an autoscroller then yes, you should probably restart the run after just about any time loss (at least assuming the leaderboard is populated and competitive enough that there are runs with few or zero restarted levels, but if there isn't it probably doesn't matter what your time is anyway outside of personal goals).

[@astra3766]

Yi-Es-Chu This needs to be made for Beat Saber

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

I mean, with games like The Walking Dead and Until Dawn, the strategy comes not from execution, but route planning. Still boring as shit though.

[@TheL0rd0fSpace]

I can't say for certain, but the skill in a walking dead speedrun woolf likely be mapping out the best possible route to minimize the amount of time wasted in "autoscroller" dialogue, memorizing each decision in that optimal path, and choosing them quickly. Doesn't sound all that bad.

[@SgtLion]

Yeah, that seems like a lot of work. Not to mention that different dialog paths can require you to do different tasks, and aren't mappable 1:1 to the resultant dialogs. It'd be a long time before the actual perfect run was figured out.

[@hetman1789]

So just cheating on an english test

[@mylesfrost335]

i haven't played walking dead in a long time but maybe there's decisions you can make that such as talking to someone who isn't required to continue to maybe speed up the run later, or navigating the world in an efficent route

[@hoppowins7746]

mike hawk because it is

[@omega792]

Random ass game: *exists* Speedrunners: we should make a speedrun out of this

[@sansspiritus5632]

We should make a religion out of this.

[@greatbot992]

Game where all you do is click 3 times to win: Speed runners: gotta make a speed run outta this

[@unknownuserr670]

*finishes shitty game in mins* im so good i should be a speed runner

[@mochii.lifeless]

they didnt care who i was until i made a "sick decision" in the walking dead speedrun

[@AwesSK]

2:47 hey it's me at #13. Thanks for the shout out...? Edit: I've had that game for a long time. I eventually decided to look up speed run categories of it and did a little grinding.

[@troll_more8177]

gj you

[@danielrein5503]

Love the game, speedrun it my self, I’m “bacontwins31” on the leaderboard on trinity island and dinky Park 👍

[@alansmithee419]

2:39 "I don't know, but it's been done" Congratulations, you summed up humanity and all of it's achievements.

[@bucketfullabiscuits7865]

I’ve seen some people do guitar hero speedruns where they have to fc each song. It really is clutch when they get ttfaf on their like 3rd try or something. There’s also a category where you can speed up the song as much as dare, and you have to pass it. Some songs deadass go to 350%

[@frankgenovese472]

Bucketfullabiscuits Yeah, with Clone Hero the Guitar Hero setlist speedruns are actually awesome to watch. Same with the FGFC runs.

[@Octave_Rolland]

"they have to fc each song" What what? Speak human you nerd.

[@FriedChckn13]

There's a version of the Guitar Hero speedrun that people play on Clone Hero (Modded Guitar Hero) where you have to complete all songs in the game, but in this modded version you can alter the playback speed of any song up to 1000%, so there is actually a challenge in choosing a fast speed for a song to get through the game faster, while also making sure not to have it go so fast that you fail.

[@twitertaker]

Did this become a serious category? Only saw the version of it from UKOGMonkey as a joke, a meme.

[@adammccormick95]

Clone Hero isn't just modded GH, it's a fan made clone made from scratch (outside of the in game visual and sound assets) in Unity.

[@oniondesu9633]

@@twitertaker ranyladyman did it also

[@BadWallaby]

Rest In Peace my dude

[@SpitefulAZ]

Still missing you apolo legend.

[@76XJK]

Don't forget that some people are literally speedrunning FNaF.

[@backlogbuddies]

But how?

[@akumabazooka9169]

? FNaF? What game is that?

[@backlogbuddies]

@@akumabazooka9169 five nights at Freddy

[@76XJK]

@@backlogbuddies Not dying and being quick in the menus.

[@tysopiccaso8711]

Really not that bad tbh, could be baldis basics or some shit

[@neros_soren]

"it's only menus" damn the insults to every SRPG run

[@lpfan4491]

i mean,fire emblem runs are not exactly nice. either it is all rng manipulation or it is pure rng

[@neros_soren]

@@lpfan4491 even RNG manips, in most cases, are skill intense, espacially RPGs, no idea about FE tho, but FFT has non afaik, and makes a intense SRPG speedrun with enemy AI manipulation, on the fly backup strats etc, and it's still all menus, so is pretty much every RPG. So...not a fan of insulting a speedrun just ebcause it's all menus, but that's just me

[@chandlerprunty]

@@neros_soren yeah, it's kinda gatekeeping bullshit, like all of us who run RPGs always get, but that's nothing new.

[@GODDAMNLETMEJOIN]

Menu heavy games definitely show better for challenge runs than speed runs

[@danksmemington362]

Yeah bro if a speedrun is just menus and RNG it's bad.

[@izzirf]

RIP Apollo

[@leonardliousander9742]

One of the most painful speedrun to watch is "getting over it" as it is intentionally flexing on us on how they finish it in 1 minute and 30 below seconds.

[@leonardliousander9742]

Now that I think about it, it's almost every speedrun ever

[@itzcheeze2356]

You're goddamn right

[@Kittyhat]

shoutouts to the RollerCoaster Tycoon speedrunning community, sadly i'm the only one who runs 3 even though I enjoy it... except the Wild campaign

[@backlogbuddies]

My copy of 3 never worked

[@scottmartin8888]

He said say there is 'some' skill involved lol

[@alexmohos917]

Ace Attorney: *Laughs* Edit:It isn't even April 1st.

[@samuelz7344]

Fav upload of urs. Watched it so many times. Plz make more like this.

[@professionalfangster1510]

R.I.P. bro. I didn't even know who this guy was, really. He's a speedrunner so I respect him. If there's an afterlife, I hope he's in heaven.

[@jegerbest89]

You only respect speedrunners? Damn son

[@demsterclippy4252]

@@jegerbest89 no one said "only"

[@skyrimpro117]

This, uh, had a surprisingly aggressive and hateful tone.

[@7thdayfallout]

"Imagine you fell behind your best and had to reset three hundred and forty hours in" for some reason this had in me in stitches for 5 minutes

[@njackson6807]

"Run's dead"

[@FunBox.]

3:01 the way you paused to say Mweep made me laugh

[@eatingsfun]

99 on that bus game looks doable ! *6 weeks later* Where'd my wife go?

[@Fqceless]

Actually: 99 points x 8 Hours each = 792 hours 792/24 = 33 It would ONLY take 4 1/2 weeks. . . not bad

[@MetallicMutalisk]

y-yeah my wife...

[@hiimmeurnot]

(you never had one)

[@TheSkypetube]

I don't have a life.. I-I mean wife

[@thisisasupersayin376]

Why do I automatically read jokes like this in Scott The Woz's voice?

[@glitchmage9999]

But check out the Super Scribblenauts TAS, which features, among other things: Maxwell convincing a kid to become a criminal when he grows up Creating Frankenstein's Monster entirely out of toes Cheesy Doughy Spicy Chocolate Bacon French Toast Peacefully breaking up rioters using chemical weapons and several dead lions

[@CommanderWiggins]

GlitchMage I've gotta check this out, brb. Edit: That was pretty great, will be watching all of it.

[@IamaPERSON]

Who did that speedrun?

[@hizakuuchiha6121]

Rest in peace

[@vondalironfist5753]

I got the record for ‘dying as soon as possible unintentionally while trying to speedrun minecraft’

[@Redd93]

Did you see that sick decision he just made? Wow, what a god. Lol.

[@megatrix500]

Come on, you can't treat Dank% like that, it's the most impressive OOT run out there man. It's even more epic than Mweep%, which I thought was pinnacle speedrunning

[@deplorablemecoptera3024]

Megatrix500 it would be top tier if it was called 420%

[@adwaawddw4730]

is this sarcastic?

[@tcbobb.8782]

This one was easily my favorite video from Apollo. Damn this sucks man. Imma miss him :(

[@ebonimom6964]

"Did you see that sick decision he just made?!" 🤣🤣🤣 Apollo I wish you were still here

[@justashibainu]

Dead Rising: The game is based on a timer so it will always take a certain amount of time until Overtime Mode starts. One of the strats involves getting kidnapped by the special forces and purposely getting knocked out over and over again All of the speedrun strats require you to activate as few cutscenes or loading screens as possible because the timer is stopped until the cutscene or loading screen ends. Dead Rising 2: Same as the original. You just stare at your watch most of the time until you can progress in the story. Gone Home: The speedrun involves walking forward, picking up a key, walking into the attic, and then reading a journal to end the game. It takes about 45 sceonds. Phoenix Wright: Endless menuing. Most text-based games are pretty awful as well because they only involve picking the quickest ways to end the conversation.

[@kagenace]

Rimworld Has the Worst Speedruns, it's 90% RNG.

[@cernixs223]

Theres rimworld speedruns? Never heard about that.

[@munat6662]

Oh God that sounds like straight AIDS.

[@Noxedwin]

Misrepresentative remark. The only thing that would be that level of random is if you selected the mode that explicitly says it's random. The name of the 'storyteller' (AI Director, DM, whatever you want to call it) is _Randy Random._ The game wears its chaos on its sleeves *if you ask it to.*

[@NMGardening]

I tried to get my girlfriend to go to rim world

[@guilhermepfister1522]

rest in peace

[@SameytheHedgie]

Good job. Now I have an overwhelming urge to start a speedrun of Desert Bus.

[@limelorax]

"You know, just because it can be done doesn't mean it needs to be done." Motto of the video

[@ferna182]

This new AVGN episode is really weird... Wait a minute...

[@M3rtyville]

people still watching AVGN? Wow...

[@KOTEBANAROT]

@@M3rtyville yeah and its still good babey

[@M3rtyville]

@@KOTEBANAROT good joke

[@GameBooAdvancePlus]

TAS is pretty much the only way to enjoy Scribblenaut speedruns. They're funny as heck.

[@Astar72439]

:( imma miss this guy

[@Nexit1337]

i must say, some bad speedruns are okayish, like TF2 spy main speedrun lul

[@backlogbuddies]

What? What is this?

[@Nexit1337]

@electric_hiccup 707 SHH don't tell em, or someone's gonna try and beat that

[@Chrixiam1998]

Tell me I didn't just hear Apollo Legend use the "it's not really beating the game because you haven't actually played the game" argument.

[@justas423]

Oh shit he did. Also ironic that a speedrunner is talking about dumb speedruns. A speedrun is a speedrun.

[@ChristopherConnors]

Editing and jokes on point sir :)

[@justarandomguy3893]

Rest In Peace My friend

[@LizardLeliel]

Time to watch Roller Coaster Tycoon speedrun now that I know it exists!

[@justas423]

Rule 4729: If it exists, there's a speedrun of it.

[@TheBonkleFox]

The opener of speedrunning Clue is one of my favorite things ever.

[@koyzumie]

Really funny and informative. Never even heard of some of these games. Couldn't have guessed that they were speedrun.

[@3ngag3]

When someone says a speedrun can be made out of any video game, they weren't kidding.

[@akumabazooka9169]

Speedrun arcade mode Wario war inc. Oh wait you can't coz they go on and on until it's impossible to go that fast. Can't be speed ran

[@bondedcastaway3085]

“I dont know but its been done” accurately explains my life

[@joji7851]

Rest in peace my man.

[@Killermemesexe]

i love the simplicity of your videos

[@RealParadoxBlues]

I just watched you say "I don't like this, so it's stupid" for four minutes. I want those four minutes back. ...that Cookie Clicker run sounds like a scheme to sell more mice, though.

[@jacobmorales2353]

"this is one step away from a movie, and we've turned it into a competition" LMAO

[@q7nator847]

“Wow did you see that sick decision?” Freaking hilarious 😂

[@tonykiller007]

"That sick decision he just made" I almost pissed my self 🤣..if only I could do that in life

[@monkeywithocd]

2:22 You can speedrun adventure games, just not Telltale's really. My sister casually speedruns King's Quest 3.