The Worst Tattoos Of All Time!

[@unamusedmule]

Dickey-Dines-Show in a nutshell: Austin: *does anything* Jared: *laughtes until he dies*

[@NN-ir9bj]

It's definitely a formula; it's classic talk-show humor...but, in the case of these guys, I think they still behave like that when the camera's off!

[@SlyHikari03]

@@NN-ir9bj mhm. Kinda reminds me of Howard stern. In the sense that it’s a talk show kinda deal.

[@thenotsoguitarguy9429]

"No Regerts?" "Don't worry. I am one of THE tattoo artists in the city, man" "You mean one of the TOP tattoo artists in the city?" "Yeah, something like that..."

[@miasworld5427]

Just one of then brah...

[@adamwarden6018]

Just ok is not ok

[@dsml3348]

Adam Warden 😂😂😂😂

[@toastom]

"I am THE tattoo artist here man."

[@lilyshaner3202]

The one they couldn't figure out at 1:27 was actually the Virgin Mary holding an adult Jesus Christ, you can tell from the familiar facial features on Jesus and the robe the Virgin Mary is often pictured in when pictured in art(at least in the Catholic Church)

[@taylorhanes5194]

Yeah it's called the Pieta by Michelangelo

[@fuzzgutterwins3]

I feel like the tat at 10:00 is a draugr from skyrim.

[@Colrmebloodred]

I think someone tried to clone Chewbacca and fucked up.

[@drunkenclown4805]

Scrolling through seeing how many worked that out lol It ain't a Skyrim one just a normal viking draugr

[@abandonedaccount1231]

@@nightwingx0126 yeah, I was honestly kinda digging it

[@RedEyesTops]

That viking on the back of the guy's head has a pretty decent helmet though, I think that tat can be fixed

[@chacewood9680]

It reminds me of a Skyrim draugar.

[@marlar4267]

It's definitely a draugr. I thought the helmet was decent too.

[@Satsujinki1973]

7:45 I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be the Dire wolf symbol of House Stark. In this case more like House Shart.

[@babdabubda5266]

Saw Bexey. Clicked on video. No Bexey in video. Depression.

[@clownworldhereticmyron1018]

You have been clickbaited, here is $5 off at hot topic as compensation

[@babdabubda5266]

@@clownworldhereticmyron1018 That place still exists? I thought it died in 2013

[@skator8423]

yea ik lol

[@sendmeflowers8110]

Babda Bubda same dude

[@domdarklord263]

sameeee

[@gracmacle]

From my limited knowledge of Michelangelo, it looks like the second one was trying to be his statue “Pietà”.

[@generalhargrievous9928]

Joker had that haircut in Scott Snyder's Batman Endgame

[@ricardomendoza-oy8mp]

General Hargrievous I came looking for this.

[@Jgonzskates]

@@ricardomendoza-oy8mp same lmao

[@69fox]

I like your profile pic.

[@zthig.7809]

It would be fun to see you guys do this but with only band tattoos. Loved the vid

[@NN-ir9bj]

I'd like to see that, too!

[@TranzparentMethods]

Most of these look like a 6 year old drew them.... 🤣🤣🤣 Oh, and I'm so getting that tat of Tupac on a unicorn... WHAT?!?!?

[@clownworldhereticmyron1018]

Honestly, I've seen six year olds draw better than some of these...jesus

[@Gaztax96]

13:57 how didn’t they notice that Jesus has six fingers!😂

[@maxscardanelli6185]

That's fucking hilarious dude! Now that you mention it, I'm surprised that they didn't spot that one either...

[@lil_pemsiofficial9268]

"His butt must be so wide it looks like it's just huge" -Jared Dines 2019

[@stu2729]

11:26 looks like a wolf who would howl at the sun.

[@RevengenceRaven]

The ad that played before this was for long lasting temporary tattoos,..."so your bad decisions arent permanent" that is hilarious!😂🤣

[@CorvinRayne]

They should’ve just zoomed in on Jared’s right bicep and roasted his tattoo.

[@NN-ir9bj]

I guess they figured they didn't have to, since everyone else is doing it! 😅

[@CheddarTheShredder]

That the Cuphead soundtrack in the background? Dope.

[@sidthejovian5105]

Yup, Cuphead. A metalhead(s) favourite game.

[@rileyhambruch4939]

The Jesus one at 15:34 looks more like a bad drawing of Cole from Knocked Loose

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Holy shit it actually does! That's so funny. 😂👌🏻

[@mattlittke5233]

This is why my tattoos cost me a LOT of money.

[@blakedout]

This is the reason why I want to know the tatto artist first so this doesn't happen

[@clownworldhereticmyron1018]

Right?! Honestly, when people don't even look at an artist's other work before getting a tat, they deserve a bad tattoo.

[@frayedendsofsanity1733]

Just came to comment Danny Devito's underboob.

[@turbocateyeS475]

Jajajajajaja

[@715LlamaFace]

When Tupac is "just some random guy" damn.

[@zQoQz]

They’re metalheads dude... they don’t give two shits about pop culture

[@humanure0]

@@zQoQz calm down skippy

[@Candyman9721]

Jay is a bucket of potato Tupac is much bigger than some pop culture bullshit

[@ShadowRealmGame]

Austin’s reaction went, “That’s bad.” To complete facial reaction

[@georgesmith8366]

The back of the head tattoo is the most easily recoverable tat. Just some quality shading and color and it’ll be good 😂

[@GHOSTUNIT101]

why didnt they include jareds bicep tattoo?

[@nyashamrock6790]

10:20 it's a draugr (like in skyrim), the skin is sunken but still somewhat there

[@hupsza]

Why is Bexey on thumbnail?

[@sarty23]

Austin! Come To Finland and we will take A hellish löyly!

[@maxscardanelli6185]

12:10 Austin's face is priceless! 😂👌🏻

[@moviecore4621]

Nobody: random little grasshopper: SUFFERRRR! SUFFFEEERRRR!!!

[@danifoxx7469]

My dad’s friend is a self taugh tattoo artist who practices on himself and he’s currently doing a whole sleeve. ALL HIS TATTOOS ARE BETTER THAN THESE HOW ARE THEY SO BAD

[@TheCrimsonIdol987]

Lack of drawing skills? I dunno.

[@NN-ir9bj]

2:57 At first, I thought Spidey was pooping hearts onto a spider...I liked it better, that way.

[@exploringformetal6072]

You two always make my day:)

[@shilohstore6086]

11:27 why does it look like John Travolta?

[@NN-ir9bj]

😆 It does!

[@mikebarnes7441]

How?

[@mr.pleaseparty7780]

The last Jesus looks like 10 second songs

[@AspiringMusicianO]

The Lion on the finger is Bootleg Mufasa from a JonTron video. LOL

[@x_jh_x]

Wow actually first. Proud moment in my life. *hits refresh* ... Another moon I wait.

[@knugen8075]

xJose Hernandezx Well it seems your life is a lie, you are far from first

[@x_jh_x]

@@knugen8075 it's all fun and games until you hit refresh😂

[@markfetherman9098]

The tattoo on the back of that dudes head looks like literally any character from Metalocalypse

[@turbocateyeS475]

Jareds oddly placed and terribly aged recess tattoo shouldve been number 1

[@AfghanHippy]

How is his recess tattoo terribly aged?

[@mynamejosh5536]

The DickeyDines show is pure gold.

[@NN-ir9bj]

Lesson is, tattoos are not to be taken lightly. If you have a good artist, and have put thought into your design, they're great. Don't do it impromptu, while drunk! My mistake was ignoring the section on the waiver, that asked if I had itchy skin. I always have had issues with that, but I REALLY wanted my tatt...12 years later, the tattoo will just randomly get incredibly itchy, and the outline will get puffy...The artist who did it is a total pro, but my skin is quite sensitive. That ink is there permanently, so it's nothing to take lightly.

[@cvspvr]

tattoo removal

[@13gaming2]

3:38 "That's some guy" It's Tupac haha

[@NN-ir9bj]

It looked like the tattoo artist didn't have enough room to finish properly, and Tupac ended up with his neck snapped...

[@gatopaint5326]

It's og loc bro

[@livimason434]

I’ve seen all of these on Facebook not too long ago too hilarious and horrible 😂😂

[@user-fj6kk1vo8n]

Dines always seem blazed out of his mind on the Dickey Dines Show

[@TheOpinionatedNobody]

You should do a video on greatest fears -Btw I have an irrational fear of windows at night I can't explain it just like walking past a window at night gives me a shit ton of anxiety

[@HiThereFaceHere]

This is actually more common than u think. I have the same problem. I also have a problem with mirrors. Like say I'm shaving in front of the mirror and I drop something, I cant pick up the thing I dropped and look back in the mirror because I think the second time I look something will be behind me. Makes me panic for real

[@josephblumenberg6574]

2:00... he's the Joker, he's a midnight toker

[@francosteyn377]

Love you guys 🤘 keep up the great vids!!!

[@lawton2.03]

I'm pretty sure the tat on the back of the head is an iron maiden album cover

[@logan3223]

Its a drauger from skyrim i think

[@Mecha_Neko]

I can't drown my memeons, they know how to yeet

[@niteshades_promise]

thanks for the laughs! the best looking 1 was 1 eyed face on back of head!😂🍻

[@RGcrasyRG]

Yay, from Austin in Stevie T video straight down here.

[@oddersounds]

the birds look like they're holding snirely, the pokemon jared came up with a fajillion episodes ago

[@piko4891]

joker actually had that hair for a while in the comics tho

[@Thatz_Dustin]

Hey man! NES AND SNES Spiderman was dope af!

[@blaketaylor4763]

That second one is probably supposed to be The Pieta (Mary holding Jesus after he was crucified). Also the joker one is probably saying jokers on pot.

[@Meteor_Avenue]

This is why you should get a temporary tattoo of what you’re wanting from the tattoo artist before you get the proper one or ask to see a portfolio of the tattoo artists art

[@xVermyy]

You guys should do the best tattoos next :P

[@emilyjohnson7357]

7:49 I would legitimately get this tattoo in a heartbeat

[@neotempest774]

Yo. I loved this video. And you were right. I had a MIGHTY OLD LAUGH.

[@Satsujinki1973]

12:43 "How do you cover that up?" I am pretty sure that WAS the cover-up. You can see hands on hips and torso under it.

[@thedevilitself4172]

Tatakai no Kami yeah, had the same idea. Wow poor dude

[@charlottemaclean204]

Austin being all pouty at the start is me all the time haha

[@PsychoMantis308]

I knew the guy that did that Patriot. Its from an old shop called Big Dogs in Bellingham Mass. The owner was my step sister's cousin. He died a few years ago but was notorious for that Patriot tattoo

[@TheAC420]

I'm actually shocked they didn't know that was supposed to be Tupac on that unicorn.

[@katelamb4073]

It’s the Napoleon Dynamite Ligar!!! Duuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!🤣🤣🤣

[@Yungscarxrd]

I love it that you have bexey in your thumbnail lol

[@xx7secondsxx]

4:00 That's PAC on a unicorn! Lmafo!

[@clownworldhereticmyron1018]

Llama, alpaca, wolf, dog that is also half-snake...the world may never know LMAO

[@penguinsk8er666]

Aye that bexey in the tumbnail ooooh

[@leovoigr]

You guys should do a bad celebrity tattoo vid

[@NN-ir9bj]

I'm hoping for that, too!

[@leovoigr]

Yeah

[@olafsriffs]

seeing the P2 logo on Austin’s laptop makes me uncomfortably happy

[@nicholasdeville3870]

The tattoo on the back of that dude's head looks like a viking zombie or a viking mummy. And that big back piece that resembles a crab, looks like it's 1/3 frog (back legs), 1/3 trilobite (body/shell/legs), and 1/3 crab (pincers/eyes). Lol. Poor guy.

[@aether3569]

No matter how many caprisons I drink I cant drown my memons

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

I think getting a tattoo would be pretty cool (i have a couple ideas) but seeing all these monstrosities really puts me off. If i got any of these disasters on my skin it would be getting belt sanded off 😂

[@bleh8789]

Just go to a good artist man

[@BillyTheCheeseMonger]

Literally go to any tattoo shop and they wouldn’t do this to you😂 also look at the art before they put it on your body

[@quinnhooper5103]

The our futher face made my loose it lol good shit bros

[@miasworld5427]

I loved the spider man one lmfao

[@NN-ir9bj]

Spider Mess...😂

[@Monkeyman2808]

You gotta love the cuphead music in the back round

[@keng5616]

that tat on dines bicep should be on the list

[@Reece_Hart]

"This is Fluff as a lion" and I've completely lost my shit

[@taylor_drift]

The zombie skull head tat looks kinda like a shaved chewbacca. Lmao

[@XenoTravis]

The tattoo on Jared's right arm is pretty bad tbh

[@8ohvibesrecords811]

The first tattoo makes me wanna grab it & make it centered😂😂

[@princealigorna7468]

The "skeleton" on the back of the head I think is supposed to be a Celtic warrior in full facepaint. Doesn't explain why he has no nose though, and if that's what they were going for, the artist should have made the design in blue since Celts and Picts normally used blue war paint.

[@erikbradyrather]

The second one is horrifying 😂

[@user-gj2qb8de1e]

you guys are so fucking hilarious!!! don't fucking stop making these videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@rhannon12]

Who else thinks that tiger or cheetah chest piece looks like something Napoleon Dynamite drew? 😂 “It’s probably some of the best work I’ve been done.....” Lol!

[@Juurrgg]

I love it when Austin hits the whip lol

[@jackalsrule1555]

A Dickey Dines episode monetized? A thought I would never see the day ;-;

[@janderjanus2036]

The long deflated football reminds me of La Pietá by Michelangelo.

[@noahdiaz-granados9983]

makes me feel much better about my bad tattoos

[@helljumper9578]

Ngl that draugr tattoo on the back of the head is pretty wicked

[@mikavituhandle]

that Jesus at the end is best one, and its god awful..

[@a1t3rn4t3]

6:50 is that mrBeast tiger thingy😂😂

[@SpiderBoy-vn3qp]

Bexy in the thumbnail hell yeah

[@jebjebson7798]

8:17 A bird with a fox... I'd say a box.

[@whoman7489]

jareds right hand tattoo should’ve been on the list too

[@TheMetalTempestYT]

So many tattoo vids. XDDD love 'em.

[@connordylan4382]

the lil bring me the horizon reference still slaps 2020

[@sidthejovian5105]

Yup

[@sonarioX619]

Either people don't look at the stencil before it is placed and done or there is way to many tattoo "artists" going free hand when they shouldn't be...

[@dorkasaurus9765]

There’s a famous statue of Mary holding the body of Jesus. I’m assuming that skeletor tat is of that. As for the joker, I don’t read the comics but I am familiar with the stories and versions of the joker and some more modern jokers have that hair pre-Jared Leto.

[@thomaswebster6319]

That wolf looking thing with scales on it is a Stark. Actually looks dope as fuck if its done correctly.