The Weird World Of "WISH"

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[@thedondeluxe6941]

"Beef Socks" could easily be a real Primus title.

[@Bkens023]

The Don DeLuxe 😂

[@thedondeluxe6941]

@Stevie G They do indeed.

[@thedondeluxe6941]

@Coal Temple Shake feet with beef?

[@rileylibbybigtoke2679]

Indeed it could.... Totally something they would do.

[@bondedwithpotatoes0076]

pork soda beef sock

[@stefpenfield5918]

Despite all my rage, that pillow is Nicholas Cage.

[@jessfreeman3272]

Someone will say what is lost is Nicholas cage

[@DarkestofTimes]

@@jessfreeman3272 tell me I'm the crazy one, Nicholas was an only son.

[@benyannay5829]

I kinda whant the pillow though

[@hooknmouth5764]

I want a Nick Cage pillow!!!

[@pupjesse1863]

🤟🤟🤟🤟

[@alexandergiandettore]

"Poo poo farty smell fetishes." - Austin Dickey

[@phantomechelon3628]

"Whoa - that thing was so far up her butt!" - also Austin Dickey (I'm sensing a theme here).

[@rileylibbybigtoke2679]

I huff lady farts, smell farts sometimes.

[@musicman7098]

U guys need to make a top 10 list of the hardest Jared has ever laughed

[@zachwillowbay1553]

Music Man709 fake laughed*

[@infinitedeath4567]

I back this

[@kati-mari5368]

or top 10000

[@melissah9572]

Bert the farting hippo is from NCIS! Everyone's favorite goth forensic scientist, Abby Sciuto, owns him!! Low key always wanted a hippo with a choker because of Abby... lol

[@Dickey7861]

Melissa H oh shit definitely didn’t realize that haha that’s dope!

[@davidmilostan994]

I was wondering why it said NCIS and u knew about Abby, but I didn't know about Bert... I need a spiked collar farting hippo

[@johndelgadillo2815]

Im watching ncis while watching this

[@rgerber]

Are you a goth?

[@melissah9572]

@@rgerber close enough 👍🏻🦇 not quite goth like Abby though

[@methylsky]

Censoring DickeyDinesShow is kinda pointless as it already even has profanity in it's name looking at you, Dines.

[@sledgehammer2512]

K. Metylski Austin actually does all the editing, and it’s because of demonetization

[@KP_Tunes]

K. Metylski in all seriousness tho, they shouldn’t censor their videos

[@methylsky]

@@KP_Tunes yea, the show itself is kinda nsfw, especially when Austin starts joking about, idk, çüñts or sth and Jared basically stops breathing cause he's laughing

[@methylsky]

and as we speak, KZbin is updating.

[@sykwookiee]

@@johnnyRandomadness rrriiiggghhhttt...

[@EnergeticxCheese]

Lmao Austin was on a roll this video

[@Dickey7861]

Matthew Hall thank you!!

[@needfoolthings]

High as a kite, that's why.

[@jackdotsontv]

I’m watching this while relaxing with my Nicholas Cage reverse sequin pillow.

[@alexlevesque9687]

Alternative Title: The DickeyDines shopping list

[@chepat1674]

Jared looks like he’s wearing a larger man’s pajama shirt. 😂😂

[@michelawelman5204]

"I LOVE ME A GOOD THING THAT CAN PICK ME UP SOME NOODLES" 😂😂 scoopy thingy

[@flipit8924]

Most of the views on Wish are people just going "WTF is this???" and then laughing at humanity 😂

[@zenon459]

They're still making money from it though

[@tastybaconsensation]

My sister got the nick cage pillow for Christmas. Stay posted for updates, as i know shes going to shit herself

[@sepehrsetakhr4996]

Since I’m watching this late,anything interesting happened?

[@kamiraanddie12394]

@Thomas Ertzeid Gulseth but christmas is everyday!

[@sepehrsetakhr4996]

Thomas Ertzeid Gulseth I didn’t pay attention to the day 😂

[@connordrysdale1796]

Oh no😂

[@dreameater9225]

gonna keep tabs on this.

[@Sticky6Ft]

So I've owned the sax pipe once. Actually hit like a champion

[@Jaybo196]

Legend

[@knightofaurdougne1637]

Absolute legend

[@31luckispucki10]

That must’ve been some good ass oregano

[@J_Ritz]

Fucking Legend

[@samwolf512]

I would love to see a version of this video where you make the titles of the items into metal verses

[@gorka7509]

Wish weird product metal battle... I can see it work tbh

[@ion_force]

COLLAPSING FOLDABLE EXTENDED BASKING LAMP FUN EXTRA PRODUCT SELF LUBRICATING 14' ALL DAY FUN

[@cableboxcal3337]

This is the most iconic, memeable episodes in so long. I need more of these lol

[@OldFartsStreaming]

You dudes just made me scream out of laughter while on the train home from work... So there is that!

[@Dickey7861]

DoogelCraft happy to help disturb the peace lol! Thank you for watching 💜

[@kkov1230]

We need a video of just austin talking about his mosh pit experiences

[@ApacheX11]

YES

[@monke12355]

YES

[@31luckispucki10]

Sounds like a good story gaming episode

[@nalk20]

The gift of nothing, reminds me of an old joke: What do you give a man who has got everything? A shot of penicillin .

[@zenon459]

Wait *WHAT*

[@puppyy780]

I've actually ordered the meat socks. I had the same reaction and just had to have them.

[@hartwarg3051]

They almost look like human foot tendons and muscles, like if your feet were skinned.

[@darvire]

"You're going to have to censor these" Can still very EASILY see what the censored items are

[@draculxxx1194]

Thank you for this I'm in the hospital with my mom and this cheered her up

[@321SoukuFanda]

I don't know why, but instead of reading Rings of Saturn on dickey's sweatshirt I read Anus of Saturn. XD

[@SnapOffFilms]

“Whoa... that thing was so far up her butt” 😂😂😂

[@djwarnes2651]

11 trailer trash moms filling up mountain dew bottles disliked this

[@worstmusicproduction]

"Nothing" gift is quite zen-buddhist tho

[@freethinker2851]

And then he became enlightened

[@Grimoriumm]

Bert the farting hippo is actually from a TV show, it's Abby's on NCIS

[@BassandBuds]

My friend has the sax pipe and it's actually really fun to smoke "green tobacco" out of it

[@maxscardanelli6185]

I might have to get that saxophone pipe. As well as that joint holder ring. $5 for the two seems like a steal. Until they add shipping costs...

[@christianvasquezmusic]

wish is literally a meme, i refuse to believe any different

[@kiragurt6850]

Y'all have given Dickey too much power with that lav. And I'm enjoying every second of it.

[@psychochicken9535]

"This has Aberdeen written all over it."

[@Moss-qe9uf]

Is beef socks on the demonetisation list? jaredfuckingdies.mp4

[@moviecore4621]

That little Sworn In reference at the end kinda got me tickled hehehe

[@lorif4569]

That was the deepest enigma I have ever seen And I have seen some enigmas before Austin 2019

[@geekygaladc]

Now I know what to get for people when they say they want nothing for their birthday or Christmas.

[@chickenlarrium]

I watched 2 ads for you. You're welcome.

[@literallyjesusbehindbars]

One of the only channels that I enjoy watching ads for.

[@skrumbobumbo3279]

I am your evil new rival. I skip all ads.

[@TheDommiB]

Feeling like a samaritan everytime haha

[@Dickey7861]

Your good deed for the day has been noticed. Thank you kindly 💜

[@skrumbobumbo3279]

@@Dickey7861 Am I going to hell?

[@MasonFries]

The Sherman literally just looks like my gut...

[@waifuthief8173]

Mason Fries bro it’s funny because that’s my name

[@igneoussock2616]

Doughnut

[@ElaineClush]

But seriously who can explain the weight loss toe magnets

[@Calilou52]

God

[@ghoulishgam3r508]

It's simply a scam, but karens can't resist a scam.

[@theplaceifeelsafest6319]

The magnetic pull of the universe sucks your weight from your massive gob through your toes

[@hairypooter4110]

It's probably made for ingrown toenails.

[@Indi]

I literally never laugh harder at anyone elses videos. Please keep with the consistent uploads 😭

[@Dickey7861]

INDI [NEW EP OUT NOW] appreciate you 💜

[@Indi]

@@Dickey7861 appreciate u more 😭💜

[@StalwartSpartan298]

Was having a bad day, watching you guys can turn my mood around every time. Thank you for being the people you are, truly

[@_beaver_204]

When you see a 20 minute dickey dines video 👀👀

[@DamianTroyer]

1:06 The spider in the middle coming to check out all the memes.

[@tronis96]

we need more of this

[@seymourbuttz6419]

I've never seen austin speechless before. Imagine making something so horrifying that it renders Austin dickey speechless

[@WittyName44]

Unless it was vacuumed, that ball has air in it. I call bullshit re: "Nothing"

[@michaelm.2736]

I Wish I would stop seeing ads for Wish.

[@FlabbyPillows]

Not gonna lie... I only ever watch these videos for Austin anymore.

[@jailenbailey]

I think Jared does these because of Austin 😅

[@jasminesays]

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

[@salvatorevulcano2427]

Wothout Austin, this wouldn’t exist

[@jdssurf]

Hm, I’m totally opposite.

[@GhostGhoat]

I have that head-shaped stress ball. I bought it at a museum in Japan. The texture is really nice, but the overall structure is more firm than a "normal" stress ball.

[@nickkduhh]

The joint/cig ring is actually dope, had one back in highschool and would have joints chillen while gaming

[@cameronsterling3446]

I literaly bought that pillow as soon as i found out I could. DIdn't even need to watch the rest of this video. I already got what I needed.

[@andymorris4653]

My friends and I are gonna do Christmas with weird shit from Wish

[@grubalaboocreosote4774]

Amused by people who got here before demonization and saw ads.

[@devonherr3236]

So why and also when did you guys start censoring everything? One of the reasons I loved the dickydines show was because it was RAW

[@jameslyonheart7928]

"Trust me I really hate doing it, I’ve always been very against censorship but it’s starting to affect my income not censoring each video. I deeply apologize because it deeply bothers me too but unfortunately KZbin likes to pretend that swear words don’t exist." - Austin replying to a person with a similar comment from the video before this.

[@devonherr3236]

@@jameslyonheart7928 ok I suppose that's understandable

[@ben10nnery]

Because Ad Tube doesn’t like it.

[@ricklepick5134]

Fuckin RAWWWW!!!

[@JackCarver10]

Guys I LOVE that you put the Banjo Kazooie Music in these videos please keep doing it

[@trev827]

Thanks guys for making me burst out laughing in the sauna around a bunch of naked old dudes.

[@solidussmith]

The Banjo music is perfect lol

[@jesselucero4581]

"This has Aberdeen written all over it " hahaha for those of you not from Western Washington you won't get it but just replace it with the scummiest town in your area and it still applies.

[@YaBoyJRock42069]

Amazing video idea. I see some wild ass wish stuff pop up on my fb feed

[@jeffyellowega5828]

still laughing... great one!

[@trevorsmith1375]

I stopped watching you guys for a year so I could binge watch , cheers 👌

[@Vic-xr2gd]

My boys are posting so much i love it

[@PeacewiththeGraces]

Austin's reaction to the last one KILLED me 😂😂😂😂

[@guitarjay741]

Seems like Austin has the duffel bag

[@4TurnXT]

I have that Nicholas Cage pillow in our living room! 😂😂😂

[@ainadupuis2651]

Same with Fluffeetalks too yo lol!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheCrimsonIdol987]

Dudes, that incense burner product description had me dying. Bruh, ya gotta warn me before slaughtering my lungs like that.

[@guitim24]

That incense burner is actually on my Xmas list!

[@devonlynch8766]

the blegh censor brings me so much joy every time i hear it. idk why

[@kmogames1587]

I literally went & bought the gift of nothing immediately after this video

[@XXDOOMSDAY-mb2rb]

When someone questions you about the coca-cola earings at an interview and says what is that and you simply respond w "I love coke" you most likely immediately got fired before being hired lol

[@sailorkatievenus4457]

Love the little sax bud pipe so cool

[@fedort-s6537]

12:20 - I am assuming it’s a bathtub for physically disabled people, I seem to recall a similar one in my great-grandma’s flat...

[@Hyperenealogical_Genesis]

I have that Nesse ladle thing and I LOVE it! I’ve had it for like 3 years and it has stayed in like perfect condition!

[@Finetales]

My mom has that Nessie ladle lol, it's her favorite thing and it's adorable

[@emilherrmann487]

0:00 "wadisupeverybodywelometothediggydinessho" ~Jared Dines, Speedmode activated

[@graceg9431]

Bert is the stuffed animal of a character on NCIS so its just merch

[@parkerhoffman4492]

Love the video, hilarious and love the Rings of Saturn hoodie👌

[@Deevon667]

Austin fucking killed it, and I'm dead now Thanks

[@theycallmem2256]

plss another part of this! currently laughing my ass off in the train😂

[@coolguyhino92]

Austin: Censors Ballchinian. Also Austin: Doesn't censor the half dozen other pictures of said Ballchinian, in the background.

[@josefgrimm2368]

Bro Austin spits soooo much in this video!!

[@Benobot99]

I love the N64 music in the background, keep it up!

[@benyannay5829]

That looks like a damn good doughnut

[@sonicsphincter6]

...that if you rub this cream on your beef curtains.... Lmfao I lost it.

[@Bliss_Hop]

Bro the disaster movie reference made me remember so much nightmare fuel!

[@pattondurio]

That guy at warped tour with the book got me tbh

[@A.Bus.Routes]

6:30 the baby head stress ball is the perfect gift for Infant Annihilator, or any of the other "I hate babies" metal bands

[@kgould6120]

7:30 Y’all must’ve never heard of St. Patrick 😂

[@c.m.davidson3105]

I love the banjo kazooie music!!!!

[@hot_dog788]

Other games on the console are, Korb’s Quest, Mega Marvin Siblings, Ultra Boom Sisters, Monkey Bong, The Incredible Myth of Zemlan and Pat Man

[@alexbourgeois7863]

12:20 so much spit when he says towel 😂

[@Star-xq4tp]

Dickey's one liners are fucking gold !!

[@Leo-vt7kw]

the joint ring made me snort my drink

[@muppetallica]

This was hilarious. I want that Nic Cage pillow. Those titles are all keywords, though. That's why the titles are so freaking weird. Ebay is the same way. Sellers will cram every word they think you'll search for into the title, so that it will come up as a hit. That way, even if you don't "realize" you "need" their product for Christmas, you type Christmas into your search and voila! their product comes up in your results.

[@rhonemeister]

I think someones been smoking the devils lettuce, lol

[@thine.]

with that mini sax lol

[@mitchellsracevideos8741]

12:57 best part ever lmao

[@dalenewberry4610]

This has left me scarred lol. Makes me want to go on Wish now for some good entertainment

[@ednaughton9666]

I keep getting a floyd rose suggested to me on wish

[@lachlanmcallum5749]

jared, you inspired me to play guitar and in 3 months the hardest thing ive learnt is the simple man solo

[@christinedeltsidou8418]

I love you guys!!

[@djbazinet8758]

The beef socks, I’d wear. I’m with it. All the way.