Insane Motivational Memes For Guys

[@derekgil8427]

*”i’ve got big dreams and an even bigger ass”* is for sure a quote that’s gonna go in history textbooks

[@jamesedgar3575]

It'll be in reference to a Kardashian

[@Parker.-.]

Kim Kardashian’s new lawyer slogan

[@lowkeydominick]

For sure

[@leahheart2319]

Can’t wait for that. Finally, something we can use outside of school!

[@QueerAndHunger]

I've got small dreams, and my ass is even smaller.

[@garfieldbrooks]

danny: "your one stop shop for tips and tricks on how to be a good boy!" my dog: **listens intently**

[@aly5320]

my dog: y'all hear sum?

[@grimreapeter5436]

Your dog doesn’t need to watch a video to be a good boy. He’s already a good boy

[@aaron_n6310]

Dog status= ☠️

[@ligood]

My dog: what about a good girl?

[@kareemzoubi3057]

🤣😂😂😂

[@yamama9134]

Imagine your handsome nemesis never gets married and it's you who has really have been fooled

[@SorowFame]

Your handsome nemesis actually had a crush on you but was too nervous to say so they were waiting for you to make the first move.

[@MuhamadAli06]

You thought that i was being fooled, until you knew who was really fooled

[@welp5468]

LOL

[@toshitajoshi3851]

@@MuhamadAli06 We've been.... Bamboozled

[@crispygaming7491]

@@toshitajoshi3851 Or you could say, hoodwinked. :3

[@rickethgoldsworth]

I ship this man and his enemy. It's almost like "i won't get married until i know for sure that we can't be together". What a sad story :(

[@zutarasdaughter]

i can tell who you're talking about from your pfp lol

[@LynetteTheMadScientist]

Crying cat meme

[@rickethgoldsworth]

@@zutarasdaughter ah yes, the biggest enemies 😌

[@analogueapples]

tbf people in their early 20s which is basically teens should not get married. Their brains are not developed enough, they make impulsive decisions and often don't know enough people that they could choose from. It is like high school friends, they might seem right for you at that moment because you can't relate to most teens at all, but if you grow older and meet a lot of other people, you will understand you didn't have so much in common. It doesn't happen always but is more likely to happen than not.

[@thisisausername7732]

he protecc he attacc but most importantly he's got his parents in the bacc

[@dumpsterracoon9920]

dEaD mEmE

[@cctaryn576]

I got my parents in the back Disappointment is attached

[@brynbish8173]

@@cctaryn576 I was going to make a similar comment but yours is much better

[@potmeetkettle]

@ahh hah This sounds like a song Danny would make. KEEP THE LYRICS GOING YALL!!

[@emma-cb3he]

this is a username this is the highlight of my day

[@enabunny5522]

danny's the type of guy to repeat someone's typo in the group chat and make it the name

[@potmeetkettle]

@royal ghost >.< I remember being in a group like that.... And since I lagged so much, I was always the one making the typo.

[@BlazeIcyRobloxVids]

haha i do that

[@user-fh4fs3ur6h]

Im that friend lol that happened just now

[@avocadoemmy4961]

thats definitely me

[@avocadoemmy4961]

@@BlazeIcyRobloxVids lmao

[@lillystryker8570]

A pair of enemies are waiting for each other to get married before they fall in love. They both die alone. The end.

[@horseluver4ever623]

Plot twist: marry each other

[@ewu..]

HorseLuver4Ever 😏

[@nieveorirlniamh]

@@horseluver4ever623 lol. yes

[@nieveorirlniamh]

@@horseluver4ever623 lol. yes

[@astromoonie]

@@horseluver4ever623 if you focus you can hear the rapid keyboard clacking of thousands of fanfic writers in the night

[@alicegriffin3588]

I want a wattpad fanfic about two handsome enemies who keep waiting for the other to get married until they eventually realize they’re in love with each other.

[@name_notimportant8038]

😂😂😂

[@leahburcham8743]

probably already exists lmao

[@bangtanchefs4849]

oh my god please

[@Molly-555]

Carry on by rainbow Rowell. Not a fanfic but it definitely has that kind of concept

[@alicegriffin3588]

Molly 555 Lmao I actually love that book that’s awesome

[@aprilspark3570]

Danny aggressively screaming “please reply at your earliest convenience” is my life.

[@jiddy3151]

It’s mine too dawg 😫

[@junothedragonslayer2997]

*VANESSA*

[@VueiyVisarelli]

I want to make that my husband's phone notification sound. 😂

[@mimicatmoon]

E̛mPL̶oYEe͟ ̸MaN̡gL͡eR̢ tell us how it goes 😳

[@noah-kc3tx]

April Spark yes, that’s the reason I’m alive

[@viamendes1621]

3:06 ohhh that's why Drew waited to marry Amanda. He needed to make sure Danny and Laura were married first

[@smackmyassandcallmecharlie4579]

No, Drew and Danny are in love.

[@omarsingh5771]

smack my ass and call me charlie shut up before I smack your ass and call you charlie

[@Bob-np2uc]

Omar Singh shut up before I O your Singh

[@gabilopes375]

1362 Bob shut up before I 1362 your Bob

[@suibhnee]

Olivia Delpho shut up before i delpho ur olivia

[@moxygirlhey]

Imagine telling your crush that you can’t date because your handsome nemesis isn’t married yet

[@moxygirlhey]

Aaron Heych easy now

[@moxygirlhey]

Aaron Heych it absolutely counts, if it happens with the same person more than once. I can’t wait to watch this love story/rivalry showdown blossom

[@alexander_yoko]

:)))

[@MF-kk4lz]

Simon and Baz who?

[@wrd_lex]

13 year old relationships be like

[@charlotterose9749]

why wait for your handsome enemy to get married when you can just marry your handsome enemy

[@nothinghere6410]

Facts.

[@-skeetybeety-5240]

I mean, he is very handsome 👀

[@No-qd8ng]

Modern Problems require Modern Solutions.

[@spicemoss]

NOW we're talking

[@MixterMMA]

Its big brain time

[@isabellaherrington5369]

Two things to always remember 1: the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 2: wait for your handsome nemesis to get married before you fall in love

[@natejackson862]

Isabella Herrington and I got the parents in the back. Of the Audi.

[@spungifungi]

The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage anaerobic fitness test...

[@spungifungi]

Lol

[@homu790]

3. if your handsome nemesis just won’t get married marry your nemesis

[@clairebear1555]

1,000 LIKES BABY

[@gayghostguy2089]

'You can either have a girlfriend or self respect'. Oh good, I have neither of them.

[@BluebeerryBPS]

5tr0n9 r080t man But you have fellow Greg

[@Qkrizi]

This is a mood

[@mikefitzgerald548]

Yep ;-;

[@mrsawstenknight69420]

5tr0n9 r080t man same (i don’t have a boyfriend either)

[@starkolixx]

I have a boyfriend so can't relate XD

[@EmmaSmith-ls1gy]

This is the ultimate version of “I’m not like other girls: male edition”

[@gardensnailll]

Yep lol 😂

[@teresahowick5197]

😂😂😂

[@ljgarrison6910]

I think they call them "r/niceguys"

[@ftoast289]

Makes sense

[@Jnihnijn9in9in9ih9i]

4:31 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😃😍😘😥

[@slushiie9674]

the words "handsome enemy" is something straight out of an enemies to lovers fanfiction

[@caffeinegremlin251]

broke : waiting until your handsome nemesis is married, then fall in love woke: marry your handsome nemesis

[@barelyfunctioning3982]

caffeine nocaine Underrated comment

[@goompo]

Nemesis: I'll trap you! Me: You've already trapped me... In your heart. Nemesis. Aww... *Edit:* _Cheez-Its Fries that's a lotta likes_

[@wherethefrickismygoat7161]

Bada bing badaboom my good sir, you’ve trivagoed the hotel. I’ll tell Chief immediately.

[@garflover6969]

I’m gonna be so woke

[@vickyliza83]

caffeine nocaine yeahhhhhhh (Also cool name)

[@AnomalyINC]

Instructions unclear, married my handsome enemy, and we have three morally ambiguous and semi-adorable children.

[@bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612]

"Still a better love story than Twilight"

[@hahaloser6376]

i’m awaiting the day where there is a worse love story than twilight

[@rono3457]

@@hahaloser6376 fifty shades of grey

[@hahaloser6376]

@@rono3457 point taken, good day

[@tomuchcamoflauge]

@@rono3457 365 days, the worse version

[@alexthebudgie9071]

‘You can either have a girlfriend or self respect’ It’s a good thing I have neither

[@gracechristensen9352]

Yeah, your budgie in adorable 💖

[@confuzzled1302]

Adorable bird. I have neither too ;-;

[@cadenceolivia6304]

felt that

[@MuhamadAli06]

Saame😂

[@beccacatherine1143]

your little budgie alex is very pretty 💙. maybe you'll get a girlfriend at some point, but please remember that you don't need a girlfriend, you're perfectly whole and alright without being in a relationship 💙

[@jolieramos8982]

Imagine Laura coming home to hear "YOU ARE BEARING MY CHILDREN VANESSA AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO"

[@tridisha_k]

😭😭🤣

[@maryamsiddiqi8633]

Bro

[@panepistimiakoslogariasmos8758]

Can we just appreciate how smooth Danny's transition from vine to KZbin was?

[@xfire3778]

GregHead 13 can we just appreciate how smooth his transition to that sponsor was

[@L76-k8y]

No.

[@asymmetricpixiedust5374]

We cannot, sorry

[@exotikals116]

I have no emotion

[@Bambabababambam]

ExilentGaming relatable

[@boppenhagen9062]

G - fastest R - growing E - channel G - On KZbin Don't look it up tho

[@kezvo0512]

Randomized bUt THaTs NoT hOW iT wOrkS!

[@melodyhaviland9393]

Randomized ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

[@ii_bakuhoe_ii1518]

Wow you are totally original...

[@ale_xxx-i]

but dont look that up thoe

[@skittleturkey4356]

Wait.... am I the only who sees something wrong with this? I can't place my finger what though but just something Is off.

[@papilonglegs9738]

So here I am, calmly doing my homework while this plays in the background, then suddenly... "WE HAVE THREE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN TOGETHER VANESSA!!!" Seriously though, that scared the shit out of me (my name's Vanessa). I fricking JUMPED

[@fransedajohanes4175]

Yes Vanessa. I don't even know you now. But I will. And you can't hide. Lmao. Best tips of my lyfe

[@suspiciousman4402]

Oh my goodness same I be like at 2:15: woah this is getting intense Then that left me like :O

[@vanessadalpiaz6423]

Shout out to all the Vanessa’s out here getting creeped out by that line

[@Lycan_the_deerdog]

Well you should stop ignoring his messages VANESSA!!!

[@vanessawolf5160]

Same 😂😂

[@edwardbridges-oconnor6251]

Wait, does every guy have a handsome enemy? Are they supposed to be more handsome than us, or just comparably handsome? Are we assigned to be each other's enemy, or do we just pick one another? I should write my congressman about this...

[@lakeharper5830]

hey any news on what your congressman said

[@dianas6800]

@@lakeharper5830 Plot twist ... Congressman is handsome enemy 😳

[@lakeharper5830]

@@dianas6800 👀👀 oh my god they were constituents

[@noface3641]

aww do all boys have a fated handsome enemy🥺 like matching souls

[@themasterprocrastinator4933]

Username checks out..?

[@Chloe-ef9sl]

NUMBER ONE ON TRENDING GREG IS READY TO TAKE OVER

[@mccalderbros5647]

Chloe I immediately checked the comments to see if anyone else commented on this. Fastest growing army on KZbin

[@lilliehurst6573]

Chloe, GREG has already taken over😌

[@bananas6604]

Yee yee

[@janiebanana]

Chloe I mean we are the #1 fastest growing KZbin army because we are Greg *Dont look that up**

[@bananas6604]

@icy_does_things yeeyee yeeyee *hits the WOAH*

[@royald5170]

#1 on Trending? Greg really IS the fastest growing army

[@cmarie7867]

Still, don't look that up.

[@nyateehee8578]

Did you have a doubt?

[@paulcosby8662]

dontlookthatup

[@sophiej_7275]

Yes

[@jjb0nks]

c marie yep don’t

[@akiramakara2062]

"I've got big dreams and an even bigger ass!" Is now my life motto, thanks Greg.

[@some.old.acount9069]

Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Moto Likes you

[@natalyaporter5730]

Akira Makara literally saw this just as it played in the video

[@teddyentropy233]

You’re welcome Greg.

[@spookygrape7827]

nice

[@Emily-ys2do]

Fuck, I spit my ice cream out on the couch when I read this

[@honeypie4156]

how to be a good boy • sit •stay •bark •shake •spin •obey owner

[@raneemrashid6439]

please tell me why I read the first two lines of this after being awake for 31 hours and had a moment of complete and utter confusion while thinking 'wow I guess the standards I set for myself are really too high'....pandemic got me forgetting about the existence of dogs 😭😭

[@EmperorAnimates777]

@@raneemrashid6439 oml 😂😂

[@robinthefool8960]

OwO

[@alfreddeyo217]

kill me

[@doctocatto1277]

On 4/22/2019 This is 1# on trending in The U.S

[@Salem_Core]

It is #1 , not 1#

[@join2131]

The Fluff vm.tiktok.com/d2deSy/

[@ambercastillo6030]

wait... it’s only in the us!?

[@69Macaquinho69]

@@ambercastillo6030 yes

[@planeteriah]

The Fluff Ik Greg taking over

[@doodledkaiju]

"How to be a good boy" Dogs: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[@scratch472]

Why does the dog have so many eyes?

[@leahheart2319]

I can’t believe what this world has come to, it’s sickening smh🤦‍♀️

[@raeh123]

Scratch because he’s Cerberus

[@kiokiokio6969]

@@leahheart2319 Is that a joke or is it serious? I agree either way.

[@leahheart2319]

Da Pereza it’s a joke, don’t worry 😆

[@misseli1]

"I want my parents in the backseat crying" that bit always makes me laugh

[@dimensionalremi]

"you can either have a girlfriend or self-respect" gay men: it's all coming together

[@mars-nf9cj]

lesbians: :(

[@victhehampter]

@@mars-nf9cj wlw can just make our girlfriends our wives and then we can have both 😎

[@bumble1303]

@@mars-nf9cj fhshdjd another toh fan

[@mars-nf9cj]

@@bumble1303 hi :)

[@goingunder2548]

me, a lesbian: alright let me take the girls out of your hands for you ;)

[@miazheng1336]

"i got big dreams, and an even bigger ass"- danny gonzalez 2k19

[@haya2941]

Lol

[@haya2941]

@@estherpace5620 it is a reference to my favorite character in my fav anime ( katsuki bakugou from bnha) thx

[@hilda5820]

mia zheng That sounds like something from the introduction videos in love island

[@nsinghize]

That's the opening line to a casting couch video for sure

[@miazheng1336]

Hilda 5 my god yes “hi, i’m danny gonzalez😋😝, i have a wife but fuck her🤪🤬🤬 yknow cos i have big dreams and an even bigger ass🥵🥵, and she’s just really pinning me down😭😔”

[@emmamose24]

imagine if both of the guys who are enemies just never got married bc they were waiting for each other to find love bc they both saw the same instagram post

[@wholeblends4327]

emmaclle haha

[@km-123]

this is a good au idea

[@cottontaelle]

they marry each other

[@emeraldtopaz]

They both make a fake account to catfish the other and slowly (and obliviously) fall in love Dude, I want to write this now

[@kee7374]

@@emeraldtopaz please write this and send me the link lmao

[@cybernictec]

fellas, I've got a solution: cut out the middle man and just marry your handsome enemy

[@tehribbons1192]

Best advice I've seen yet

[@cam_nc3312]

“Well, you got me there”

[@meltyvelpy]

Genius

[@mrreowler]

Chief called, he said this is it

[@justboycottlife9044]

*NO HOMO*

[@DeeGeeG]

Sounds like the incel subreddits. But with less racism.

[@fruitygarlic3601]

So capitalist MGTOWs then?

[@jellydonut1875]

So, all of reddit, with less racism

[@misnomer6345]

So... reddit basically

[@sweeflyboy]

@@misnomer6345 Unus Annus

[@misnomer6345]

@@sweeflyboy memento mori

[@capenkongolo2001]

Are we not gonna talk about that beach wave Danny has on his head I really like it

[@AmandaaRose]

Cape Nkongolo DUDE OMG YES

[@harrymea8210]

If you’re talking about his hair, he’s had that for quite a while now..

[@Canbies]

*swoosh* 🌊

[@heyryanisonx3141]

_on his head_

[@AmandaaRose]

HazMeaco of course, but it looks so different in this video

[@louisfroot]

Ether way, I'm glad that after years of searching we finally found the male equivalent of just girly things.

[@brichavez1415]

Louis Fruit ether

[@rryu05]

Bri Chavez tf is ether

[@nyanfem]

either

[@alexanderbrain1812]

*either

[@juliajello3558]

Lol why did three people after the first person corrected them ... correct them....

[@lexxieanni]

4:41 *found my senior quote*

[@EllisAlcantara]

Let’s see it then

[@The_UmbrellaMan]

Honestly same

[@oliviapanella3051]

BAHAHHA

[@ew8550]

mine is "i got a flat dreams, and even a flatter @$$"

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

and mine is "I have no dreams, and my ass is even more nonexistent" yes it doesn't exist and I poop out of my urethra.

[@kittencorp.3295]

10:05 ⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️ I receive: the sun You receive: a candle

[@KateCantDraw]

Moths: 👀

[@ayeeperccofficial]

Enemy: *gets married* You: *falls in love* Enemy: *holy frick i can't believe he did that*

[@joey1_]

The frickening 4k ultra HD

[@Lanoixsette]

Awww, I can't believe you've done this

[@howdypardner6278]

Language!

[@ashr8140]

Enemy : pikachu meme

[@vickyliza83]

100 monsters lol

[@dakotpilot9876]

There's no one else on yt that can make me laugh that hard, thanks danny

[@p1geonn]

Best revenge

[@carinstrydom1515]

that's the tea

[@Littledoughlittlelitboy]

Look at coryxkenshin KZbin channel

[@estherimmele8450]

My "messenger bubble thing" hid the "laugh" in your sentence. I freaked out

[@shawnmcguire6801]

Y

[@stevefilms1997]

I showed up and my handsome enemy’s wedding and he thought I would sabotage it but instead I went up to him and I told him “they thought they fooled me until they got to know who were really fooled.” And then we signed the marriage documents and we’ve lived happily ever since

[@unknown-hh7he]

beautiful

[@buttercup3123]

I'm very happy for u

[@cherilynsarts8845]

Amazing.

[@spiderdude2099]

Therapist: "it's ok, Thicc Danny can't hurt you, he's not real" Thicc Danny: 4:40

[@GabeErwin]

I love waking up on a Monday morning as a Greg haha

[@KristenZianourry2015]

Gabe Erwin same gabe same

[@lilvantasfan834]

I wake up a Greg every day.

[@sofiasaaand8083]

Shut ut gaybe

[@trulygreg7620]

love ur videos

[@maremesow3965]

Hey, it’s you.

[@SamFioreMusic]

DUDE, YOU’RE NUMBER 1 ON TRENDING!! I LOVE THAT FOR YOU!! Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sc0rpion616]

Dude it’s not hard to see why he’s on #1 trending lol 😂

[@mongiibebe]

Thank God I’m a girl I never get into altercations with my arch-nemeses

[@missundies]

Mon Bébé Well, I'm now your arch nemesis and this officially AN ALTERCATION.

[@missundies]

Mon Bébé And I'm handsome too.

[@beidoumybeloved5333]

Ikr xD

[@alexiscarrion3969]

I feel so validated. I thoroughly enjoy being an old man holding a mop, sitting on my recliner throne, riding around and waving to the peasants.

[@BeKindNotMean]

"Yeah, you know what? I think I'm having a stroke." 😂🤣😂😂😂

[@dalia4530]

“I got big dreams but an even bigger ass” My new motto

[@offworld8811]

My new moto moto*

[@persninthecmmentssection9246]

I LIKE ME DREAMS BIG, I LIKE MY SUCCESS CHUNK

[@imalex2575]

@@zara-uq3lw me🤣🤣

[@coolcandyyaya9146]

HAHA I love that

[@fasoladm6979]

Video: Is for boys only Me: It looks like I'm about to break the law

[@persninthecmmentssection9246]

I AM THE LAW

[@persninthecmmentssection9246]

Stop you've volite the law,it's been to long since I seen a good comment.

[@Gloomy_zero]

Stop you violated the law. It's been too long sense I've had a good call.

[@maceelynnae]

*cracks knuckles*

[@exotikals116]

Heh, can't relate...

[@samistrash6262]

Another tip: Marry a dude so that your straight handsome enemy won't be able to steal him from you

[@ej6975]

10/10 advice, couldn't have put it better myself

[@mmmmmicrowave]

But what if I want to marry my handsome enemy and he's straight?

[@ej6975]

Markie uwu babe you just need a better handsome enemy

[@oncreativemode5486]

nice

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

@@ej6975 What if my enemy is ugly? :(

[@JakeCuster]

You heard it here first, Greg. We can’t fall in love until all Craig’s are married

[@ChrisShyam]

HAH I WILL NEVER GET MARRIED😈😭😭

[@Anya-hd5lq]

Jake Custer only the handsome craigs

[@eleventeenthirty2163]

Anya there ARE NO HANDSOME CRAIGS

[@itscrab9124]

I'm not married yet muahahahaha

[@mineitcraft2589]

No THIS CANT BE TRUE!! I WILL NEVER FIND LOVE NOW!!!!

[@zaina9250]

Yeaaaahhh I’m gonna take my Audi to the old town road I’m gonna ride till I can’t no more *i got my parents in the back*

[@rosemarydear]

fucK someone beat me to it sdfhglfgh

[@fartface4934]

While the parents are crying

[@freetoad5]

Baby seat intact They just fucking smashed Swerving now I'm gonna crash

[@NikoCoy]

Whats up reverse bro

[@chigiriluver]

Lololololol I’m dying XD

[@iwashere143]

omg you’re above game of thrones on the trending page

[@DragonDancer357]

Best tip! Marry your handsome enemy. Then they can't ruin your relationship or they ruin their own!

[@bluishwolf]

So this is why 50% of marriages end in divorce.

[@DragonDancer357]

And the other 50% is good enemies to lovers fanfics

[@qwertyqwo1484]

You can ignore my comment But in my dreams You are #1 on trending Oh wait

[@chicagolukes]

that's a little creepy

[@user-hb7ox2vw1d]

jason amadori it’s okay it’s just a joke

[@user-hb7ox2vw1d]

A creepy joke

[@leave4917]

qwerty qwo Yeah

[@7thoath]

It's yourself the creator ok

[@mariahfan1316]

"But I want my parents in the backseat of my Audi *The Audi R8 pictured is literally a two seater*

[@sovietbot6708]

It was a nice way of saying trunk

[@alexvasilachi9558]

@ the trunk is too small to fit even the limbs and you dont want to ruin the aerodynamics and 0-60 times by having them stuck on the roof so the ash tray is really the best option

[@kazakukog]

maybe his parents are just very very small, *don't judge a book by its cover*

[@1jdizzy1]

The trunk is in the front too, so I guess you are supposed to throw em in the engine lol

[@justbumblebee1]

Low keey saying je doesn't want his parents in his life, eather 😂

[@mayamorris3263]

The power of Greg has infiltrated the KZbin Algorithm. We are finally in.

[@allysonspence1813]

Rocket Love ❤️ the profile pic

[@brkh96]

Excuse me? We were always in! We're the fastest growing army did you forget smh

[@glyphoteque]

You gotta appreciate how these posts can't decide whether or not having a girlfriend/wife is a marker of success or an obstacle of success.

[@hannahflowers4069]

Why do I feel like Danny would be an amazing actor for The Office?

[@remingtonrr7848]

Rose' Flower he looks like the love child of Gabe and Ryan lol

[@alicebergin6646]

He gives me very strong Gabe + Jim vibes. Gabe's snark with the mild-mannered and (mostly) non-assholey persona of Jim

[@n-underwhelming]

But also, imagine him screaming: „IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!"

[@knowyourenemies7]

Bc you think it's 10 years ago!

[@nacho6438]

Helllllllllllll yessssssssssssss

[@scratchedcds]

They can be swell, But you can be as well They can beg, But they can never be Greg.

[@yikes876]

*whatever.works.01 ._.* for they will always be left on read

[@talvr.]

“i’ve got bigger dreams and an even bigger ass” might just have to be my senior yearbook quote

[@thebaIding]

Same-

[@bobbybush1750]

I don't believe you, I need pics for proof.

[@Silly715]

"I don't want kids in my backseat crying, I want my parents in the backseat crying." the most inspiring line ever

[@jariyahhh]

i love you

[@eldritchabomination9726]

"You know, I think I'm having a stroke," -Danny Gonzalez, 2019

[@coolcrabsavethegoats2496]

why does this comment have no replies? Anyway, FIRST or somethin like that idfk edit: i deleted a sentance

[@margmatis8885]

Avengers Endgame coming out on Friday=people crying Danny dropping a Ep on Friday=crying turns into happiness

[@hearth4days]

Hi fellow Marvel fan!

[@ausername5410]

the antisocial trashcan Lol. I’ll be a little bit happier.

[@ausername5410]

Hearth4days Hi other Marvel fan!

[@hatebaby6008]

go see shazam instead💋

[@najmahssn]

I guess I'm happy that endgame comes out on the 24th where I live💃🏾

[@gabycurcic5181]

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe: Danny: IVe GOt BIG DReaMs anD An EvEn BigGer AsS *Laura walks in and stares confusedly at Danny*

[@alanareece2233]

Wait who is laura

[@AlleywayMurder]

Alana Reece his wife I think

[@reilly1518]

@@alanareece2233 his wife

[@onevia_rc]

In the first post where is says "I want my parents in the backseat of my Audi" it's actually impossible since that is an Audi R8, a 2 seater vehicle.

[@raneemrashid6439]

Just drag the parents behind the car like tin cans on a string, make it happen

[@stacy1780]

they are in the trunk.

[@aughhhhh8304]

*_"I've got big dreams and even bigger ass"_* -_Danny Gonzalez,_

[@HotStrange]

Tumblr Lesbian best part

[@SLIMavocado-bq5xx]

So his dreams are smaller than his ass

[@BOOitsCASPER]

Lol wish I could relate...I have dreams flat as week old soda and an even more flat body

[@niavniav]

Tumblr Lesbian yes i screen recorded it

[@mccloud9915]

@@zoetevelde8802 ahhhh it's the end of the world cause she put s instead of z

[@hola_horchata6961]

#1 ON TRENDING!!! IM PROUD OF YOU DANNY

[@linisnotreal1120]

Fire Ram u got 420 likes you’re blessed

[@czakorides9050]

Lin Win no he didn’t dumbo he got 446

[@linisnotreal1120]

Czako Rides wow it’s almost like the number of likes can change.... fucking moronic children man

[@cwhitehouse956]

Czako Rides no dumbo he got 526

[@czakorides9050]

Lin Win r/woosh r/dumass

[@naj6464]

*enemy gets married* *i get married after* Enemy: OUTSTANDING MOVE

[@fixtureofthesun]

Naj meow ruff ribbit moo

[@simly5189]

“Can’t you see we don’t copy each other’s videos.... we copy Cody Ko’s”

[@lydieroebuck8521]

*danny talking about his arch nemisis* *troom troom coming out from behind a corner with their spy umbrella*: not so fast

[@Sky-st8xh]

Lol anyone else read that and hear troom troom voice lol

[@Sky-st8xh]

NoT SO fASt

[@platanoperiod6559]

😂😂

[@purplez3526]

You almost got away with being a girl GET OUT

[@kassie8901]

he had the perfect opportunity

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

This video is the BEST REVENGE to your handsome arch nemesis Cody Co

[@chelsie2767]

I hate watermelons okay, hot take tho Danny is more attractive than Cody.

[@Mo_Nilla_Co]

@@chelsie2767 ahhh, judging apples from oranges only bears sour fruit.

[@annapanini]

I hate watermelons I think you spelt ‘old’ wrong

[@bri7433]

@@Mo_Nilla_Co wise

[@jenawilliams6554]

Ko

[@talhakhan-ht6hj]

So that's why Drew Gooden waited for Danny to marry first 😂😂

[@sophiamartinezzz78]

talha khan 😂😂😂

[@gyuisthebeom]

😂😂

[@nicolerod1804]

talha khan oh snap I didn’t even think about that😂😂

[@mayumigarcia9445]

talha khan dammit I es gonna comment this!! 😂😂😭🙏🏼🤣

[@carolinamarrone6741]

@@mayumigarcia9445 ikr!

[@RooiRokBokkie]

I really appreciate that you make the effort to do actual captions (not leave it to auto generate) and even capitalize, stress and emphasize certain words. It really makes a world of difference.

[@jackmattingly6780]

It’s been almost a year and I still don’t understand why I can’t fall in love until my handsome enemy is married. He’s such an eligible bachelor! What am I supposed to do

[@kittycoutourxxx2706]

Jack Mattingly what if he’s waiting for you to get married first

[@pepperlynn3075]

Lmaaaaaooooooo

[@emory6027]

marry your enemy

[@boysrestroom]

perhaps you should..... marry him?

[@lj.853]

I hope my beautiful handsome enemy with the amazing shimmering eyes. He is such a beautiful eligible man...😍

[@vanessamok5302]

I'm a Vanessa and when he shouted Vanessa my heart literally jumped and I felt so threatened ??

[@mya4869]

HAVE U RESPONDED TO HIM VANESSA

[@alwaysgonnaletyoudown]

VANESSA WE NEED UPDATES HAVE YOU TEXTED HIM BACK

[@Junipurrs_]

VANESSA TICK TOCK RESPOND TO HIM

[@dollykumo2959]

VANESSA GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND GIVE US THE UPDATE

[@imogenoliver-jones2687]

VANESSA PLEASE UPDATE US ITS BEEN 7 MONTHS

[@linkripper3902]

I wore my Truly Greg Shirt today to work and we are #1 trending on KZbin today. You are welcomed.

[@aivlysplath]

We thank you for your sacrifice.

[@georgenutt5815]

Jill H yes we thank link for his sack of rice

[@micah3235]

Dude perfect kicked this man down to #2

[@ainor3824]

@@iba0232 read this videos bio x

[@olywhitstvs6681]

@@aivlysplath help me get 1k subscribe! Thank you

[@Celest1alAdd1ct1on]

"you can either have a girlfriend or self respect" i have 2 boyfriends and no self respect what do i do

[@zestyghost4616]

just cry

[@Celest1alAdd1ct1on]

@@zestyghost4616 got that one down baybey

[@daughter_of_the_king_2580]

You officially failed in life congratulations 🥳🙂

[@Celest1alAdd1ct1on]

update guys i have 3

[@Celest1alAdd1ct1on]

and a tiny bit of seld respect

[@noor-hd9zd]

G- the R- fastest growing E- army G- on the internet Dont look that up

[@nicknickbeze3195]

G greg is the most R rakarakaraka E epic super fast G growing army on youtube

[@Mawfet]

I'm just waiting for someone to say, "but the first letters of those words don't match with Greg" 😂

[@Mawfet]

@@bluejaybird45 kgcoggovohbupbljvlfpufocljbljgettisupfkblvkfitsiyfjcovlvlv

[@thatsonyou6093]

_ThAtS nOT hOw It WoRkS_

[@althadottiedarcy3633]

I loocked it up and turns out greg is NOT the fastest growing youtube channel/army it is infact T-serise.i might seem lame but dats what googel says but idk who T-serise is i just know there was a fight involving it sooo....soz if dat disapointed anyone lol

[@onibeebee]

u gotta wait until they're married so u can finally give up on the deep, raw, sexual chemistry between u and move on w/ ur life

[@arithmomania1237]

Damn you're right

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Relatable 😩

[@Ginette4]

Yeah just think about how much sexual tension they were between harry and Voldemort

[@jewelsims8805]

je siis un BULLE draco would like to say something

[@Ginette4]

@@jewelsims8805 true that true that

[@cricat3776]

“I need to fall in love with a car” *Roger Taylor has entered the chat*

[@theGhostWolfe]

Underrated comment of the day.

[@elizahansen1777]

*It'S a MeTaPhOr BrIaN*

[@nova-jb2wi]

cri cat he needs to have a feel for his automobile

[@jagerbaby8628]

cri cat yes

[@bbbrachiosaurus]

roger was a very good boy then

[@casanovafiems1508]

You need to incorporate more of your funny skits Dan! I love them and would love to see more of your comedy skills put to work.

[@ciaria4554]

Those dislikes are from CRAIGS who are jealous that Greg is the strongest army. Don't look that up

[@cleoresemanes8852]

Ciara O'Hara I looked it up after being Greg for a month. Apparently my soul is now the property of Danny Gonzalez.

[@_leeqt2279]

Cleorese Manes did you not read the fine print

[@RAWRzooted]

Ciara O'Hara I looked it up :’0 ItS tRue

[@ciaria4554]

@@RAWRzooted JOKES ON YOU YOUR SOUL IS NOW OWNED BY DANNY GONZALEZ MWAHAHAHAHA

[@bhumikasalhotra5081]

I looked it up too. it said it was lol

[@murderouscroww]

"don't fall in love until your handsome enemy gets married" radiates the same energy as the "enemies to lovers" ship dynamic

[@catdrinkingclorox]

nathanial whitmore *cough* * cough* klance * cough* * cough* * cough*

[@yeelias]

Enemy gets married You fall in love *Outstanding Move*

[@sophiadove2470]

Your attack is effective...

[@lucasviana1733]

With the enemy

[@kazukinoo]

EliasGamerN if it wasn’t a dead meme I’d enjoy this..

[@autumn5295]

It’s super effective!

[@thosebastardsliedtome4161]

Speech *100*

[@alexgratkowski776]

Even if you won’t answer the phone and file a restraining order, in my dreams we’re still married with three kids.

[@gio.romero]

Is Cody KO your handsome enemy?

[@abril443]

Sergio Romero no....”handsome” so no

[@WM1DBeautiful]

"Don't start recording until your handsome enemy posts"

[@allysonspence1813]

I see this while seeing Danny talking about his handsome arch nemesis do like actually!

[@beriking]

NEMESIS yall, its nemesis... and yes, i think so, but what does that make Drew?

[@sophiaarenas8012]

Barbora Holubcová the love interest?? Have u seen the fanfic video???

[@KaiJ8]

“I’m not gonna lick the inside of your heart” -Danny Gonzalez, the fastest growing youtuber ever

[@jadeallisonhollingsworth]

*Lik

[@tienha6101]

Gordon Bailey kikmk ok

[@Crocksdemout]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3ekl4lrbNNoa8k

[@predemitdeer7508]

it's gonzalez, not gonzales

[@DammsYT]

gonzalez

[@ameliarose7628]

"I don't want kids in the back seat crying........ Ha I want my parents in the back seat crying".

[@kathyegan6676]

Amelia Rose I want the horses in the bacc

[@vickyliza83]

Amelia Rose yes I want innocents in the back seat crying out for help whilst I torture them with James Charles

[@elliebeamydookie]

can we just talk about danny’s eyes bc they look really cool

[@verayuniar9598]

I am literally on danny videos binge and then he uploads im quaking

[@cazzystar777]

Danny is first on trending *I guess the youtube algorithm learned who was really being tricked*

[@XxlilmewmewxX]

@Rawan Halawi are you okay

[@megamind6000]

Gosh I need a gf

[@megamind6000]

Tired of jerking off to porn

[@PremiumVibesMedia]

They were getting fooled

[@XxlilmewmewxX]

@@samsonsson328 damn maybe you're the one who's not okay

[@justpeache.5274]

*MY BOY DANNY IS #1!* Greg’s 👏 are 👏 strong 👏

[@aubri9375]

Just Peach E. THE GREGS ARE TAKING OVER!

[@justpeache.5274]

Aubri 💪😈

[@ethanbender8143]

Greg really is the strongest arny on youtube

[@aubri9375]

Ethan Bender of course it is! There is no other army that could EVER come CLOSE to being NEAR Gregs! (Pewds is a bit close but the Gregs are clearly much stronger than the bros)

[@mercyjune9554]

i always appreciate the customized closed captions 3:19

[@NnannaOko]

Instagram posts: **Deeply trying to convince boys that having a girlfriend will ruin your life** Happy/Healthy couples: **Visible confusion**

[@laineynichols9665]

More like confused screaming

[@SuperT]

People who want girlfriend: *more confusion*

[@gideone9802]

Guess I have to break up

[@taezer3687]

• мσσиχlιqнт • let them convince boys to not have girlfriends, there will be more lesbians

[@NnannaOko]

The BlackPlagueWeasel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@keiracooney1867]

fastest growing channel #1 on trending as it should be

[@_sch_eme_]

"Somewhere else in that someone is of what someone would be getting fooled" "I don't understand" "Yeah you know what i think i'm having a stroke" Im crying help

[@gneepgnarp]

I luv ur pfp

[@_sch_eme_]

@@gneepgnarp thnx

[@lydiabenjamin6919]

I was at 0:12 of this video when my sister FaceTimed me so I answered and she talked to my mom. Mom hung up and then asked if I wanted my phone back to watch Greg... I was confused but then remembered I had been watching this. She paused it because she didn’t want me to miss Greg... I love her