Girl "Facts"

[@sparrowhunter1671]

"if a girl goes silent during a conversation she's probably overthinking" bro I'm straight up not paying attention

[@paulblartmallgth6652]

That was probably the most cringy-est one. I would like to think that most of these are trolls but on the other hand, I think most of these dudes are serious 😂😂😂

[@katm6744]

This!!!

[@nickc389]

wait but why won't you be paying attention in the middle of a convo? i don't mean anything bad by this, just wanna understand as i can be pretty oblivious to these things sometimes, sorry in advance🙏

[@lilacviita2575]

@@nickc389 idk sometimes they might find u annoying or boring or sometimes they might not be so social to interact back

[@arizonagreenbee]

@@nickc389 Sometimes I zone out when conversations are boring or I just really don't like who's talking

[@whatsyouremergency4928]

“If she pulls away, pull her back” That is actually the worst thing to do, ever. I can’t stress enough how bad that is.

[@plague_doctor0237]

Pulling back a person when they pull away is the worst thing you can do. How do people think that this is a good idea? Like regardless of gender, you just don't pull a person back in general, it's disrespectful to that person's free will. Unfortunately the reality is that people who do this simply don't care about this concept, because they view people as property, they can't stand that the others have a mind of their own and can make decisions that are not controlled by them, for them the term relationship only means posession

[@daniboy4153]

That is how you get a criminal charge for harassment and assault

[@spicywatermelon8617]

This and the "if she's staring at your lips, kiss her" are at the top of the "What you shouldn't do when with a woman, or litteraly anybody" list. Those two will earn you a face full of pepper spray with a punch on the side.

[@Cedar-wz5vw]

Like, I can't tell if its a metaphor that's an extension of "playing hard to get" or literal ®️🅰️pê

[@staydetermined6717]

Like never heard something MAGICAL and WONDERFUL called oh I DON’T KNOW C O N S E N T

[@bonitoflakes4825]

When a girl says "Who tf are you? Get out of my house or I'm going to call the cops" it means that she's actually secretly planning your wedding in her mind and is just playing hard to get to spice things up. #girlfacts

[@spicywatermelon8617]

Then they get married happily ever after. The end 😍

[@pupsotired6225]

wattpad fanfics be like:

[@trypotherapy7478]

It gets even better if she pulls out a gun or tries to stab you- Then she's REALLY INTO YOU 🤩

[@doggoadexx2680]

@@pupsotired6225 SO TRUEE! 💀💀💀

[@vaidehi_n]

@@pupsotired6225 💀 I have comr across such exact wattpad troops

[@copiaenthusiast]

unpopular girl fact: girls love it when you give them your credit card info, your 1st pets name, your mother's maiden name, and your hometown! 🥰

[@oliviareynold312]

Giving girls your social security number establishes trust in the relationship! #girlfacts

[@skyisreallyhigh3333]

Wait, is this why my credit is so bad?

[@juliahart8593]

Not to mention your parents' adjusted gross income for the 2021 tax year!

[@MCHKTUN]

Yeah, we really do!!

[@kenmakozume-i4l]

damn straight!

[@bigmilkman]

Girl fact

[@SN-vn6wb]

So true bestieee 😩😩🤪

[@bigmilkman]

@@SN-vn6wb only true science here ❤️

[@tt-qq4xq]

also mean you should grab her and stalk her 💕

[@aisha5156]

Source: Trust me bro.

[@AddieDrawer]

The fact that your name and pfp is Bakugo makes this funnier, idk why

[@benro6564]

I tried to dress up as a girl to gain insider info, but everyone kept calling me a drag queen? I don't even drag race nor am I royalty

[@xavierbrown4051]

Ah, that's because you were performing in a nightclub.

[@Name-tn1zg]

Material gworrllll

[@bellabyers2929]

@@xavierbrown4051 an easy mistake I too have made the mistake in my life

[@Drek.i]

cocaine

[@Somoutogomea]

Have you perhaps considered becoming a femboy

[@vila777_]

the funny thing about the “boys act like children, girls act like mothers” is that it’s something i’ve heard from a few divorced women who’ve told their stories. part of the reason for their divorces is because their husband acted like an extra child for them to take care of rather than another parent. so i guess it’s accurate if you want alimony in your future

[@blue-dabad33]

weaponized incompetence from the husbands

[@jeil5082]

@@blue-dabad33 that hit the nail on the head. they could do better but they choose not to because its more convenient for them

[@jellyjilli1004]

@@blue-dabad33 and the fact that people are still spreading the "he'll act like a child. It's just how men are" around as "fact" means this ain't gonna stop anytime soon

[@crystaleunoia3974]

That's what my mom has to deal with. I feel like I have to take my dad's place to be there for my little brothers. I'm afraid that they will end up acting the same way to their wives when they get older. They already act a bit like him, and expect for everything to be done for them by the women in their life. The funny thing is that my dad will get mad at them for doing the same shit that he does. He basically is another fucking child, but my mom is in too deep to get out.

[@lydiamulfinger6781]

@@crystaleunoia3974 wow, I'm actually so glad to hear that this isn't just a me thing! My dad is the exact same way to the point that my mother, after having her 5th child, had to go back to school to become a nurse in order to take care of us

[@surburbia.overture]

This genre isnt a twinge of cringe, its a mile of something vile.

[@totallynotvaltorsdaughter]

Facts, some of those 'facts' are literally probably counted as SA 💀 it's ridiculous

[@heidokij]

@@totallynotvaltorsdaughter”If she pulls away, pull her back.” **wagging finger** nuh uh! you’re touching me without my consent!

[@totallynotvaltorsdaughter]

@@heidokij also, men ☕

[@noir._.drawingz4466]

@@totallynotvaltorsdaughterwallahi 💀🤚🏼

[@totallynotvaltorsdaughter]

@@noir._.drawingz4466 your pfp is FACTS

[@sooyaa942]

unpopular fact: when a girl eats, it means she's hungry. *sunset picture*

[@bluebird1914]

When a girl says she needs to study for a test, it means that she wants to pass the test *Sunset Picture*

[@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623]

unpopular fact: if a girl threatens to eat your spleen, don’t run and happily follow her into the basement with the smell of eleven corpses and the dismembered heads hanging from the ceiling. she simply wants to watch a movie with you. *sunset picture*

[@sooyaa942]

@@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 girl here 🙋‍♀️ can confirm

[@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623]

@@sooyaa942 I appreciate the confirmation! (as an ex-girl, I wasn’t sure if this was still correct)

[@lovetragic.]

unpopular fact: when a girl laughs, that usually means shes happy. *sunset picture*

[@babybluejustice]

the facts these videos are stating about women are basically just how y/n acts in fanfics 🧍🏾‍♀️

[@elledayooo]

lmao

[@Idfk505]

That shouldn’t be so true 😭💀

[@staydetermined6717]

Enjoy this ✨special✨ hell I’ve created: Fight song was in harmony with the other songs Then Everything changed When the Y/N attacked They were ruthless Corrupting everyone and everything in “her” path And her orbs- Made all the hot boys fall for Y/N I N S T A N T L Y Like, Jackson, harry, deku, bakugou, jake, Leo, jungle book…… and so many others- And when the fight song was a good song, as well as a good defence against the Y/N and when needed most Vanished and corrupted by Y/N as well Then, a 100 years had past Where myself and others who have survived found a group of People who call themselves “The commenters” Who were sick of Y/N corrupting fight song and the world So, they decided to Finally fight back- Not with a song on a rooftop but with their words and with a punch ore too- They call it the Y/N slander They still have a long way to go before they can stop Y/N for good But, I believe The commenters can Save the fight song and the others-

[@perfectheart7010]

@@staydetermined6717 Y/N Slander, The Last Hope

[@staydetermined6717]

@@perfectheart7010 :)

[@themeparksweatpants]

as a girl i did not know these facts, it blew my mind that us girls actually have needs? #girlfacts

[@myo759]

oof. Us girls didn’t know these amazing facts for so long

[@MaddyPerez128]

All I knew was that we don’t poop, so I assumed that we didn’t have any needs. Now I actually have to care about myself :(

[@myo759]

@@MaddyPerez128 holy shit thats sad :( same

[@cheezit2690]

Whoa, girls need things?

[@wybie2529]

breaking news: girls have needs and bodily functions ⁉️😳😱😰

[@blushives4888]

unpopular girl fact: if you text her that you love her and she responds "how did you get my number" or "why are you outside my house" or even possibly "i'm calling the cops you psychopath" she's really saying she's interested in you and you should try to ask her on a date again

[@alexisventura7191]

bonus: if she locks you in jail, what she really means is that she wants to lock you down in marriage!

[@_StrayKidsForever_]

Or, ‘who are you, I’m scared, why are you with a knife’(girls love the knife, btw!) it means she’s totally into u

[@i_Lik_Catz3]

⁠@@_StrayKidsForever_I agree StrayKids are the besttt ♡

[@PainthomasYT]

Instructions unclear. I'm now in federal prison.

[@Imxxyourxxsenorita]

​@@PainthomasYT Dw, it just means that she wants you locked because she wants to be the only woman in your life❤❤

[@viennagao2335]

Actually, studies have heavily suggested that if a girl you’ve been seeing turns away every time she sees you, files multiple restraining orders, and has a panic attack every time she sees your face because she claims that “he won’t let me live a peaceful life, he’s just everywhere and disgusts me,” she’s actually just hinting that she would love you to show up to her house uninvited with a boom box and tell her you want to marry her

[@snowkittwice]

Ik this is sarcastic but please stop before some dumbass takes it literally 😭

[@every1lovesBATMAN]

THESE COMMENTS ARE THE BEST. YOUVE MADE MY DAY. THANK YOU😭😭👍🏻

[@aynain1810]

@@every1lovesBATMAN SAME😭😭 BOOM BOX AHHH

[@miaouxmiaouxnumber1fan]

My ex saw this and was like ‘Oooooh that’s what he wants’

[@yuukistarfrost4552]

LMAO TOOOOOOOOTALLY YES THATS OBVIOUSLY WHAT I WANT WHEN I FILE RESTRAINING ORDERS!!!!!!!!!

[@LeahD123]

The popularity of the fact “If a girl goes silent in a conversation she’s probably overthinking” just shows that a lot of men assume women have no other priorities, interests, or responsibilities other than engaging in uninterrupted conversation with them. Like nah dude I’m just more interested in this tv show than talking to your boring ass.

[@CyberWarezz05]

Not only that, but they followed it with "repeat what you said so she won't overthink again".Like dude I'm not stupid, I just don't give a shit.True, in some case, I overthink a lot, but if something in a conversation annoyed me, I just...talk about it??

[@madeline5493]

@@CyberWarezz05 Seriously! “If she’s silent during conversation, no problem! Just *explain it again.*” No! Please! Save me from this NPC dialogue tree from hell 💀

[@imadoge5036]

I can't tell my opinion as a dude too much, but I can relate to going silent during convos. Whenever I talk to them, we just talk, ik that's mind blowing. I don't know where does that myth come from, I don't even pay attention if they go silent, I just go silent as well or finish my idea.

[@introvertedaz9963]

Ikr can't wait to be mansplained next time I zone out~😘

[@vfsberry7491]

You do realize that’s still overthinking? Right?

[@plu_plu_pluto]

“When a boy is in love he acts like a child, when a girl is in love she acts like a mother” Yes officer, this post right here

[@space.404]

Lol wtf

[@luckybat7137]

Sigmund Freud has entered the chat

[@burcebanning]

Freud is throwing a party in hell right now

[@Bread-hh8ys]

According to that post that has the source of: trust me bro Then gay couples would be toddlers screaming trying to out-kid eachother. Then lesbian couples would be mothers trying to out-mother eachother.

[@millytheotterlover1680]

The true fact is that when a boy just generally exists, they act like a child. 😂

[@comettherockmaster]

Remember if you see a girl walking home alone at night, don't approach her, this can make you seem creepy. Instead sprint at her on all fours, this will make you resemble a friendly dog (girls love dogs.) And she will know that you are there to protect her and she will feel safe. #girlfacts

[@ZaradkielArkAnghel]

Filthy frank style

[@SOMEONE_SPECIAL-h6n]

Omg thanks girly pop

[@bakageyama222]

I’m WHEEZING 💀 The fact that I imagined a guy running in his all fours with his long legs looking like a spider 😭😭

[@callmeqt1269]

i laughed out loud - thanks

[@neyademon1021]

this is comedy gold XD

[@goosegoose5737]

Studies show that when a girl runs away from you yelling “LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FREAK” she is really just playing hard to get, and you should chase her down to prove your dedication and win her heart.

[@missai.madrid892]

100% FACT

[@calmv3587]

I'm dying 🤣

[@georgered6867]

Its your man if he chases you and wants you...if hes not....hes got all the reasons😘

[@hannahtfdthbkktffrd]

Frrr

[@ochacochu]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kelpio]

As a member of the girl community, whenever i go silent it’s either: a.) because it’s awkward b.) because i’m listening c.) because i’m disassociating

[@amrithamoily3433]

d) because I am bored:)

[@theartistickaiviti]

Or All the Above including @Amritha Moily Comment

[@ammdisguisedasanegg]

Or I'm dead

[@amrithamoily3433]

@@ammdisguisedasanegg 😂

[@velvetiny7307]

It's a) for me most of the time 😭

[@ratmarii]

Girl fact! If a girl says “No thanks, I’m lesbian”, it means she wants to date! If you continue, she’ll say “Get away from me freak!” And that means that she absolutely loves you! You can now go into her basement uninvited Bonus fact: If she looks upset, angry, or scared, don’t worry it’s just her period!

[@feralpossum2089]

Once she finds you in her basement and says she will call the cops, don't worry, thats just role play!

[@ratmarii]

@@feralpossum2089 Yup!

[@G23417]

Once her brother tackles you to the ground cause he found you under her bed, don’t worry! He was just offended you weren’t under his bed🙂.

[@raydiioactive]

when she pushes you to the ground and runs, don't worry! she's just extremely happy and excited that you've done this for her! bonus: if she calls the cops, don't worry, she's just inviting them to your marriage!

[@mcdonaldsadmincourtney]

another girl fact: if she screams "leave me ALONE!" it just means shes trapped in a bootleg pokemon game !

[@Yowatchadoing]

Everyone always asks “what are girls” but no one says "how are girls"

[@pachirisu-chan]

got you a better one: "why are girls"

[@proudgirlkisser]

​@princesaguayoyo more like: "who are girls"

[@breadman7837]

“When are girls”

[@kasb3rry]

"Where are girls"

[@mizookgokaboomy]

“Are girls?”

[@urschkun]

I love that these "girl facts" make it seem like we're a different type of species that move like NPC #girlboss

[@katz1815]

Yas queen👸skinny legend😜Versace boots👾the house down🏚slay queen🤩hunsey mama👱🏼‍♀️and I oop😙daddy work😝charli xcx🎤snatched my wig💇🏽‍♀️

[@squidwardcallsmedaddy5174]

@@katz1815 what

[@turyabhatkar]

@@squidwardcallsmedaddy5174 somebody didn't slay the house down today...

[@squidwardcallsmedaddy5174]

@@turyabhatkar more like somebody didnt snatch the versace boots of charli hunsey mama's daddy

[@Illlium]

Breaking News: men still clueless about women, more at eleven

[@Gracehasyoutube]

Unpopular fact: the ocean is made of water. I haven’t seen many people addressing it lately.

[@SayeChii]

Actually that myth was debunked a few years back I think

[@die444luve]

@@SayeChii yeah its actually made of watermelon juice.

[@joutatheegg]

Silly people it’s clearly made of earth juice

[@cozycasasmr4510]

The ocean is fake

[@kookielattae201]

Wait--- Y'll actually believe ocean is real??!! It's clearly fake 🤦‍♀

[@KiraAfter_Dark]

"If she looks at your mouth, kiss her" No. I'm autistic. I don't like eye contact, so I look at people's mouth's when they talk. I don't want to be kissed by everyone.

[@dark_lynx5132]

same, im so worried that people think that i want to kiss them while im trying to avoid eye contact :(

[@gijsvandergiessen1150]

Same.

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

Same. I hate eye contact. Someone looking at ur mouth does not equal consent.

[@women3214]

Lmao agreeable.

[@emeraldemperor2601]

I was about to comment this

[@royaltyisfound]

2:26 i guess deaf girls and blind boys can’t ever fall in love

[@banana_365iguess]

rip

[@q4yv]

blind? NO BITCHES. deaf? NO BITCHES

[@genericyoutubecommenter589]

i dont even read fanfics but god if that isn't the best fanfic prompt

[@limpaika]

Okay but lets say it might happen, how would they communicate? No sign language bc hes blind and no talking because I mean yeah deaf people can talk, but it would really take much effort to communicate. And how would they meet, every step they would take into the relationship would require much effort from the girls side because talking isnt easy when you cant hear etc. But I dont know much about that, I might be wrong and overanalysing

[@Idknlandwh123]

I'm physically girl, so I'm deaf?

[@KonwTheTrut]

That ‘they be poopin’ part….I just taught our almost three year old daughter to say ‘everybody poops’ because we don’t poop shame in our house. She’s been saying that for the past few days now. So cute that it’s hilarious.

[@italia6357oo]

POOPSHAME LMAOO

[@honeyloccust]

Lovely ❤❤❤

[@theraffle]

666 like ;)

[@omegasage777]

So cute!!

[@traumedged]

💗💗💗

[@linksey]

As a psychology major graduate and current counseling student, it pains me how misinformed people are about psychology

[@kevrock]

Its just like brain magic, right? :)

[@HiddenMongoose]

Seeing such a well-said comment with BOTW Links dumbass face as the profile pic... it hits different and I fucking love it.

[@saturnitiez]

psych major as well; fucking same

[@OneWeekTime]

Agreed. Grad here. People co-op a lot of psychological terms with little understanding of them, or they misunderstand psych research (which was poorly described by some journalist or parroted on forums). Worse still, is people will internalize these concepts and restrict their behaviour to fulfill some identity or label without realizing it (e.g., self diagnosing, personality types, etc.).

[@elianazuniga6541]

As a person who isn't a graduate of anything and has basic common sense and enough brain cells to know most of these things;, it pains me how uniformed people are about psychology.

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

"When a boy is in love he will act like a child, when a girl is truly in love she will act like a mother" SECURITY!!! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!

[@emilykaylin3209]

mommy issues alert🚨

[@Guardist]

FBI OPEN UP

[@bored8157]

@@Guardist 👮🏻‍♀️👮🏼👮🏽‍♂️

[@lolar108]

security alert security alert! wee woo wee woo

[@die444luve]

everyday men r proving freud is right

[@ליליהאבנטוב]

i saw one once where it was "if she is walking infront of you, fug her and dont say anyting" and " if she looks at your eyes, dont look away until she dies" yes, exactly like that

[@Hana-Lee1987]

WTF

[@ChaosAsAWorm]

...* Slowly pulls out a knife* where they at?!

[@DawnXHorizonalt]

I think it was Meant to say "Hug" but still weird like imagine your partner is minding her own business and you just go: 🫂

[@alyssaqueen4869]

I saw that on a short lol

[@Ikhouvanbrood]

​@@DawnXHorizonalt I WOULD SCREAM HELP

[@alisha890]

as a girl, i am so glad that i’m growing more educated about my own gender. it’s really helping me discover myself

[@237vu]

😭

[@isabellejustcuz6075]

this better be a joke. SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW. do not r/woosh me u redditor

[@PinkCreepz]

Yeah these men really educate us women with their scientific facts #specialed

[@calowenby1654]

Lol.

[@roma8855]

Men are just so well educated on women's psychology that they've dedicated an entire "facts" tiktok account to it

[@emoscotchtape]

"If a girl goes silent during a conversation, she's probably just overthinking what you said" That's wrong. We are determining the best way to lure you into our basements and commence the sacrifice.

[@screamingbanshee1282]

Who do you sacrifice to, I sacrifice to the cookie monster

[@emoscotchtape]

@@screamingbanshee1282 I can't say for legal reasons, unfortunately.

[@margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486]

@@screamingbanshee1282 we should never say who we sacrifice too. That is apart of the feminine code. You should know better on your feminine days

[@kyra6744]

can confirm

[@SimBits]

I'm autistic so I'm probably just staring into space thinking about something stupid lol

[@hopingstare8980]

'' if a girl pulls away, pull her back '' dude thats how you get pepper sprayed

[@Bianca-iz5wk]

A get into jail speedrun

[@MrGoofyPup]

Well that seems to be an unpopular fact

[@gothic_fox3398]

"Sir go away" *yanks away* "Let me have you!" *grabs back* *Cue officer speed running to the area*

[@Bee-kv5tx]

Maybe kicked in the shins too. A nice jab to the torso. If you are with a specific type of girl, maybe a pocket knife in you.

[@agentarmoire3540]

"If a girl pepper sprays, add salt cuz what is pepper without salt" is probably the next "girl fact".

[@buff-SCOTTISH-Man-Drinks-TEA]

"Friends are Food not Fish" This was the most powerful message I've ever heard.

[@kevjumbanigahigafan1]

As a boy who has studied women for years, if a girl says "K" it really means "she doesn't really think the S&P500 can maintain its upwards trajectory perpetually, it is highly speculative form of economic analysis, and that using it to justify legislation rather than the plight and needs of the people based on scholarly research shows that capitalism has failed" She's just afraid of seeming quirky.

[@ninjaman7775]

bro this explains so much!! thanks man you just saved my marriage

[@kevjumbanigahigafan1]

@@ninjaman7775 I gotcha man. Men need to stay together during these troubling times. The lizard men are awakening

[@jackintheboxemployee]

Thanks, I'm a woman and was afraid of explaining to seem quirky 🥲😳😤😊

[@jYnghs]

as a girl, I can agree that the S&P500 can't maintain its upwards trajectory perpetually. thank you for sharing this it gives so much factual information about us❣

[@nanaa428]

the woman whisperer. giga chad

[@lillys9876]

GIRL FACT: Don't learn about people like their a separate form of life from a social media platform and consider talking to them like any other human. Crazy I know but worth a shot.

[@Kaiisdreaming]

Exactly!

[@DoTheDishesOrElse..]

Imagine talking to another human being, hahaha good one. Iamlonelyplshelp

[@Nowyuiiiseee]

@@DoTheDishesOrElse..Sorry about that, it was a bit of a dog move for Adam and Eve to eat the fruit.

[@evanccafton]

God, what about all that people in heaven there is like a trillion dear people and your god. They will be your friend

[@springtraps_grin]

GIRL FACT: Don’t judge people and assume things about them based on their gender I know, shocking

[@jasmineittes]

as a female women girl i agree with every fact in this video they are so true and in fact facts about girls!!

[@cbgoob3246]

Liking all the comments and then getting scared some dumbass will take it seriously 💀💀

[@Cosmocomely]

@@cbgoob3246 same

[@satanickittycat]

"female women girl" she is making new words 😭✋🏻

[@pondererofpointlessdreams5029]

@crashh ♡ me and the girls kissing all the female woman girls (totally not gay for female woman girls)

[@marisagarcia9154]

@@pondererofpointlessdreams5029 totally

[@saheryasmeen4368]

I was in a situation where I told a guy to stay away from me or I'll get a restraining order against him and he literally responded by saying "You are just playing hard to get, I know you like me and you don't wanna accept it" like WTFFFF

[@Gizmoneedscattoys]

WHAT?? BESTIE THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS LMFAOOO😭

[@idontknow1356]

"when a boy is truly in love he will act like a child but when a girl is truly in love she will act like a mother" sounds like a bad excuse to justify and excuse the actions of men and enforce gender roles on women saying they need to be the 'mature ones' in relationships

[@hadiakhtar8431]

Why did u have to twist it like that. Why can’t people just appreciate something for what it is instead of twisting it to mean what you want it to mean.

[@rahma6992]

@@hadiakhtar8431 because it is like that in so many hetero relationships. the dude has the emotional intelligence of a toddler and the women is expected to be his mom and bangmaid.

[@Araxijiro]

@@hadiakhtar8431 Because that statement is wrong.

[@katsukibakugo9536]

@@hadiakhtar8431 It’s not twisted, it’s exactly what it says.

[@hadilayyad6147]

@@hadiakhtar8431 Because a statement like that makes it okay to think it’s okay for guys to act like toddlers and accept no responsibility in a relationship while the women have to step up and do everything while keeping their mouths shut. Hell no. It’s just disrespectful to the women. You get married to have a partner, not another mother.

[@emma.kate13]

“When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her” Deaf girls reading lips: 🏃‍♀️💨💨

[@Vitoria-cq8mp]

OMG NOO💀

[@sabbathMIKU]

OHMYGODD💀💀💀

[@bluthehusky1232]

I wheezed💀 Edit: Holy shit 236 likes? Thank you so much I guess we all WHEEZED I'll make sure to give out inhalers

[@SoukokuTruther]

OMG NO 💀💀✋🏻✋🏻

[@abigailadhanom8189]

I LAUGHED HARDER THAN I INTENDED TO AT THIS 💀💀💀💀

[@ihateflicknotes3939]

“Only 4% of women consider themselves beautiful” very true I look myself in the mirror everyday and tell myself that I look like if Oli London and JYP had a child

[@sweaty2238]

JYP ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@babyfaceweeb8937]

I mean JYP was good looking when he was younger... The inner ugly took over.

[@c4stle_byers]

I’m so dumb- I read JYP as James Charles 💀💀

[@softia9]

jyp oppar~

[@ISUMMOODY]

YESSSS JYP PAPIIII

[@ScpDrRisha]

As a girl, I'm a disgusted at all the wrong things spread about woman. Like, not all girls like makeup. I hate it personally. I just don't feel free and It feels heavy on my face. I haven't wore makeup in a year. I'm also aromantic asexual so I hate it when men say that all girls have crushes! And when I'm silent during a conversation, I'm not over thinking of what someone said, it's the cue to let them know to shut up and that I'm not in the mood to talk anymore. 9:29 NEVER KISS SOMEONE WITHOUT CONSENT.

[@SnowWing000]

I mean..... Jaiden was gushing over a spaceship.... Wait, does it count if it's a joke?

[@poseidonthe1st]

Same thing with me

[@Certified_prick]

I hate makeup, it’s uncomfortable. And no I rarely have crushes. And I’m cupioromantic lesbian.

[@EddieOrr]

I once dated this girl who was quiet all the time and whenever she wanted to talk to me she just throws up really fast gang signs. I guess she's what you call a textbook overthinker. 😞

[@hera9668]

She wasn't the one for you king 😔

[@EddieOrr]

@@hera9668 🙏🏼appreciate ya!

[@jackisawesome3]

woman moment

[@veryfruityolive]

bro did she look at your mouth all the time too?? should’ve kissed her every time she did

[@EddieOrr]

@@veryfruityolive OMG I can't believe I missed that 😩

[@memezurdreamz2203]

Unpopular girl fact: If she stares at your eyes, that means that she finds them beautiful and that she wants to gouge them out of their eyesockets and keep them forever in her trophy room with the rest of the male body parts she has scavaged throughout the many previous dates she's been in!

[@curryricebowl]

Shhhh, don't let them know!

[@mcdonaldsadmincourtney]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@packedracer]

What-

[@curryricebowl]

@@packedracer If you're a guy, just pretend that you've never seen this okay

[@packedracer]

@@curryricebowl I’m more concerned about the fact you “allegedly” have body parts in your house. Like bestie can I have some kinda hungry

[@solong_abigail]

“When a girl is truly in love, she will act like a mother” um no, I’m not taking care of you, that was your parents job, not mine 😀✋🏻

[@sofvpgn]

exactly

[@daniboy4153]

As a man.. I'm honestly shocked that men say stuff like this. Like have their parents even taught them anything when growing up?

[@jkthegreat5687]

True but why is it that Society still expects men to provide like father figures? Like damn i dont always want to pay for first dates😵‍💫

[@purplewine7362]

@Sumfkn Bunny wat?

[@heccinsianna]

@Sumfkn Bunny mmmmm you are very, very, very far off from what your average normal male is actually like. Like I think it would be less far off to say all pansexual men summon eldritch gods at 3:41 AM from the bhäžkthäär using half an eggplant covered in a cloth with writing on it repeating üéłËŸĮŒ 347 times or until the eldritch god pardons them ^ hope this helps (From a pansexual male)

[@mwochizspwinklezZ]

girl fact: when she says, "get out of my house!!" it rlly means she wants u to stay an kiss her passionately. if she calls the cops, it means shes trying to b playful

[@Alyyxar]

as a girl I confirm 🥰 (I DONT PLS HELP IM BEING HELD AT GUN POINT-)

[@therealrockybfdi]

kanade pfp hai hi hi hai kanade is so pretty omg

[@Certified_prick]

@@therealrockybfdiPJSK PLAYER?!

[@Certified_prick]

Fun fact! Now yo have commited sexual assault, and breaking and entering

[@EnderPanReigns]

Okay, this is a funny coincidence, but last night I had a dream that I was with a guy, and we were jokingly acting romantic towards each other. I don’t remember much (my dreams are often foggy), but I remember him making an advance on me that he thought we had agreed on. I remember dream-me becoming mildly distressed, and saying (and I quote) “wait, can we not?”. And the guy immediately stepped back, looking appropriately bashful. He said sorry, and lead me into an area with more people (I think it was so I would feel safer?), apologizing. So, mad respect to you, John (I think that was his name? Again, very foggy.). Sad to see that my fictional dream-npcs are more respectful than many real men.

[@bombasticsideeye123]

Bro dang John is kinda wholesome

[@emgirl-fg8ow]

We stan John

[@slaylrd]

Be like John 👍🏽

[@yn2310]

We love John

[@iveology_]

Damn bro, ladies - get yourself a man like John.

[@Mushysoda]

"If a girl goes silent, she is probably overthinking." yeah, about women

[@Lilly-Lilac]

Lesbian mood

[@slay7301]

Yuh

[@Youtubeuser10873]

Yessss!!

[@nikita5917]

Woman moment

[@anah.forrat]

As a member of the Bixesual girls community I can confirm this is the most truthful fact I've ever seen.

[@asdfghjkl7064]

"70% of women express pain through silence". Cap. As someone who's studying psychology I can tell you that the way people react to and cope with pain differs from individual to individual. It's true that there's a tendencies of female and males to behave differently when it comes to express intense emotions like pain HOWEVER, 1. most studies didn't consider enough factors for different reasons 2. most recent studies shows that most of that difference it's because of the way context (aka the sexist system that pervade our society) influences people based on their sex and the biological influence of hormones is weaker than it was thought. There's more to say about the spectrum of sex to be more precise but it's not the topic. Also, infant research shows that kids have their own individual and preferred way to deal with negative emotions regardless of biological sex so 🤗.

[@theonebreadlord]

You are amazing, don't ask why I just agree

[@mrglassman9554]

Your comment is really insightful, thanks for that!

[@jkthegreat5687]

Corny correction incoming… There is no spectrum of sex Sex is binary by nature & isn’t chosen by the individual. however There is a gender spectrum in which people can assign their feelings with their identity by choosing what gender fits them the most.

[@asdfghjkl7064]

​@@jkthegreat5687 Sorry but this is not true. Biological sex is NOT binary even if a binary explanation and use of terms results simple and useful most of the time, as the majority of people are either male or female. However a more correct definition of biological sex would be of 3 sexes: male, female and intersexual. Intersexuality is a condition that has many forms and in which sex characteristics (like chromosome patterns, gonads, genitals) cannot be classified neither as male or female, wheter in part or entirely. But a completely correct definition of biological sex would be as a spectrum that goes from male to female with intersexuality in the middle. It's a spectrum because sex characteristics develope differently even from male to male and from female to female. Mostly when it comes to hormones levels that of course have an impact on the way the body developes. Two men might both be males and still have different hormones levels where one fall on the spectrum closer to male and the other closer to intersexuality. Hope this helped ! :)

[@jkthegreat5687]

@@asdfghjkl7064 absolutely true! Intersex is a sex that is often looked over cause it is not necessarily wide spread it is a condition that is rather small in numbers compared to the other two sexes. However i don‘t think that hormones alone determine how masculine or feminine somebody is since there is no man that is more „manly“than others just because his hormones lead to him having more testosterone for example. Hormonal structure is also influenced by alot of other factors and does not only determine the sex of an individual. Basically hormones are a way for cells to communicate with one and other. In an nutshell hormones do not determine how feminine a woman is or how masculine a man is once u own a „y“chromosome you’re male which is why i dont see sex as a spectrum since once u‘re a certain sex u‘re that certain sex & hormones don’t make u more or less of that sex. Things like size of sex features aren’t influenced by hormones at all so how do we even measure how masculine or feminine a person is?

[@amberbusse]

unpopular girl fact: if a girl “doesn’t want to tell you where she lives” this is actually just her subtle way of inviting you to find out for yourself by following her home!

[@felicia_uwu4421]

“When girls fall in love, they act like a mother” Sees crush: CLEAN UR FUCKING ROOM

[@cragetty-ragetty5673]

HAHAAAAH

[@LivVirtual]

you laugh but this is what my mother has to do with my father (': the dining room is where his desktop is, and he spends like most of his time in front of it. he leaves orange peels and empty potato chip bags all over the place.

[@keslyajennifer]

What if I tell you that this is something I say once a week on my relationship? It's not that girls act like mothers, it's because they teach HYGIENE AND BASIC HOME TASKS to girls, and not for boys. So I have to carry this burden of being heterosexual and have a (cute) boyfriend who DOESN'T HAVE ANY CLUE OF HOW TO DO THE LAUNDRY.

[@d1gital.star.]

@Lazy Katt LOL

[@gh0ulzz]

ooh i wanna try!! girl: *sees crush* DO THE FUCKING LAUNDRY

[@CatTheHuman-]

When a girl says “You are super toxic I breaking up with you” it means she wants to kiss you #girfacts

[@PureSniperWolf]

When I want to save 15% or more on car insurance I ask for the #carfax

[@gwtolol2060]

When a girl says "Who are you?! What the hell are you doing my house?! Did you just break into my house?!", she's flirting and ready for babies.

[@TR-oc7hh]

@@gwtolol2060 SO true.

[@pix6005]

If a girl calls the police it means she is interested in you *sunset pictures* #girlfaks

[@bruh-js7tz]

when a girl says “PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE, I’LL CALL THE COPS” she’s into you, just doesn’t wanna show her feelings.

[@meforpresident7271]

"If a girl goes silent during a conversation shes overthinking" If someone's silent during a conversation they're probably not interested in your conversation :)

[@_BubblGum_]

or she doesnt know what to say

[@tsukitsuki5910]

or they accidentally muted themselves without noticing

[@colonyofrats4193]

@@tsukitsuki5910 as an autistic women this comments speaks to me

[@imadoge5036]

I agree with you, but why would you have a convo with someone who isn't the best person to have a convo with?

[@meforpresident7271]

@@imadoge5036 Because im bad at saying "no" to people. And they dont get my "subtle" signs that i want to end this convo or maybe im just bad at giving subtle signs? Lol

[@f.airy.x]

I’ve had men genuinely get mad at me for telling them I’m fine. They’ve gone on hour long rants abt how annoying it is and I’m reassuring them a million times that I’m fine and they’re overthinking it. It’s so annoying.

[@elianagraham6078]

Didn't expect a vid so soon but what we needed to start this year off. proud and and you're so strong, happy new year !

[@rayleebarber9471]

Ah, thanks! Even though at this time it's 10:40-ish. See you on the other side! Yee-Haw!

[@Sinisters_Sanctuary]

Agreed best end to the year

[@paapersen]

still waiting for my new years ;-;

[@liammeharry]

This is a bot

[@aedezatchie1002]

Honestly same and I don't know what else to say but same

[@Lucky-xb8vr]

All jokes aside, don’t ask *girls*. Get to know her, and it makes it so much easier to recognize the real emotions behind messages :D cus every girl is different

[@sonofaspyder3000]

PREACH

[@imadoge5036]

Yes, but get the hint that we're not mind readers, it doesn't hurt to say something and you also get what you want without blaming someone into actually being pissed as well.

[@EvanOfTheLake]

Just be an honest person, relationships have become a toxic minefield and it is driving me nuts

[@seosaidhmaceanruig1024]

But I want simple solutions to my problems /s

[@purplewine7362]

Nah it's better to directly say what you're feeling than play this game of "guess my emotions"

[@idontcare7340]

"When a boy is truly in love, he acts like a child. But, when a girl is truly in love, she will act like a mother" Yes, time for a diaper change, little Johnny. Do you need me to fix you a bottle of warm milky wilky too?

[@ifuckedyourmomlastnight2813]

milky wilky 💀

[@satirestudios5413]

Not the milky wilky 💀💀😭

[@say_woo]

💀

[@deliriouspenis]

that 100% would be some adult’s fantasy, and i wish i were wrong about it (maybe minus the diaper, but also maybe not)

[@underwirez]

man just compared a child to a baby

[@jxnni_xo]

4:37 shark fact: friends are food… not fish

[@kalebh3419]

Being a hetero dude must be exhausting, imagine being attracted to such an enigmatic entity such as The Women, while simultaneously resenting everything about them. Men deserve a purple heart for the way they have to interpret basic body language and verbal communication.

[@hadiakhtar8431]

Fax

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

So tru……… ✊😔💜 stay strong, kings

[@slevinchannel7589]

I still till this Day love the 'What is a Girl'-Plot-Twist in Madoka Magica. Jokes aside and next to the Humor-Side of things: I wanna say you all to check out HUSH and Hbomberguy and Krimson Rogue if you want more Nice-Guy-Coverage. Onision, The Golden One, and many others have talked about all this. And for more serious Deep-Dives into the Concept, The Take and Pop Culture Detective got the Psychology covered.

[@petereames3041]

There are a lot of women out there like that as well. Not all women though just like not all men.

[@user-gv5hm8po6b]

@@petereames3041 it was a joke dawg

[@c4stle_byers]

If a girl runs away from you screaming “leave me alone!” It means she wants to be in a relationship with you but doesn’t want to admit it.

[@MoonLäden]

A relationship of “LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE”

[@ODIOLASFUNCIONESNUEVASDEYT]

Aww she's just shy! If you really want to start a relationship then you have to take the first step, I would recommend paying a surprise visit in the middle of the night (to make it more of a surprise) and bring her some flowers or chocolates, girls go crazy with that!

[@alrc]

I always laugh when men say “ugh women are so emotional” But 3 examples always pop into my mind. 1. Look at when men are rejected by women 2. When their sports team loses 3. Men say women are the most emotional on their period (when their hormones have an increase in androgens) but also dismiss the fact that periods are uncomfortable and can be incredibly painful.

[@lotsodhliwayo]

That is the minority. Most men go to the gym when they get rejected to work on themselves

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

I really hate that argument because I have a real problem with my emotions to the point where I won't cry for months even if horrible things happen and every time I see a girl or anyone crying over small things I get incredibly envious (internally) of that

[@sailorstr6656]

Fun fact:it has been proven period cramps can some time feel identical to heart attacks

[@Ollie_Theidiot]

@@sailorstr6656 The pain ☠

[@SearcherKat]

As a man, I am very emotional when my sports team loses, but even more emotional when they win 😂😭

[@Akaria.Luvs1]

Honestly, even if I were to wear makeup, I wouldn’t do it to please anyone. I do things to please myself. I prefer being complimented in academic ways rather than my body because it makes me uncomfortable. :/

[@home5893]

You explain these girl facts like such a Chad, Chad. Edit: shout-out to Chad Chad for having a comment section of a lot of love and laughter. Thanks for all the likes dweebs.

[@alliexcx5576]

I have never seen an @ in someones youtube username

[@grillboss6767]

@@alliexcx5576 they're the chosen one I think

[@12bree4]

Chad Chad knows their a chad. Do they live in chad? Does chad chad the chad live in chad? Is their roommate named chad? Do chad chad and chad live in chad? Is their apartment called chad? Do chad chad and chad live in chad in chad? Only the almighty chad chad that lives with chad in chad in chad can tell you

[@home5893]

@@12bree4 you know too much.

[@UnChannelDuVulpineX]

@@12bree4 Do you remember the US election between Bush and Gore? There was a big deal about 'hanging chads'.

[@mitternachtsfruhstuck4448]

"When she looks at your mouth, kiss her." Every (neurodivergent) person who struggles with eye contact but knows they have to look at least somewhere near: 😧

[@yoobeepedmeinthebeep]

Watch out watch out watch out You just got K I S S E D 😋

[@avinrains]

You can also look at someone's eyebrows, it looks close enough to eye contact that it gets you through what you need. (Source: I am ND)

[@spicywatermelon8617]

To avoid staring at people's lips, I just look behind them.

[@radioactivepower600nanaspersec]

And then we have the hard of hearing/deaf people trying to read lips, when suddently ✨non concentual kiss✨ Such gentlemen /s

[@miizuakiya]

me not liking eye contact and looking at my hands:

[@angorem6498]

As an observed generalization. a lot of guys want women to act in the mother role (caring for them, feeding them and cleaning their stuff) but also treat them like they are incapable of being reasonable adults. "if a girl is silent shes overthinking what you said and needs reassurance" As if many of these types of men dont say patronizing things to the women around them that cause them to just not want to respond anymore. How can you want somebody to cook for you and clean your dirty underwear and still act like they are childish and constantly need your validation? You shouldnt be able to be dependent on somebody and still look down on them

[@doggoadexx2680]

Some men basically want their gf/wife to be their “maid”

[@marcusfigved7593]

It's sad that some guys migth use these tic tocks for actual advice/reassurence.

[@tart5005]

freud keeps on winning istg

[@imadoge5036]

"Observed generalization" can you just not. I get that there are a lot of dumb dudes out there, just as many as women, but why generalize? There are kinds and kinds of people out there, ofc there are a ton of bad eggs and we're aware of their existence. But those are a minority, maybe a big or small one but a minority compared to the ones that are actual rational people, don't go for the bad ones.

[@JokeHatesItHere]

You're doing exactly what these #girlsfacts people are doing but to men instead

[@K3nn1_0n_p4wz]

“If a girl goes silent during a conversation, she’s probably overthinking what you just said” Nah, I’m just zoning out.

[@BlackberryAce]

I had a guy try to pull this weird test on me when we were slightly seeing each other. He had his place clean but it slowly got messy and he kept looking at me to clean it... It was weird and I didn't go back Edit: He also kept telling me how I should not have to think or to stop thinking

[@inezketchup]

That's so f*ed up. Don't play games like that with people. Good on you

[@luisalonsoxy3530]

Wait so he would slowly mess his room up? What kind of shit is that; we can see he has the capability to clean it himself (I’ve come to realize that this wasn’t over a single date, but rather over the time that they spoke to each other, which makes much more sense than what I initially thought)

[@BeanSprouts02]

Lmao what was he tryna do

[@myshiteu4934]

I had a dude in my class played the push and pull method on his girlfriend. They have been together for 5 years but the gf been through hell. He knew she didn’t have the best family in the world and that she had issues but he still used that method against her. He made her cry and insecure about herself. Then when he didn’t want her anymore he left while she almost committed suicide because of it. Everybody felt bad for her smh

[@gonk9204]

Thats so f'd. Whenever ive been interested/seeing a girl i find myself actually tidying my room up more often (sure its still abit 'comfortably unkempt' but definitely neater). I mean its nice to make an effort for you and your place to be presentable, thats only fair (and literally the bare minimum). Crazy to think any dude (or anyone in general) would do the opposite. Its funny, actually, apparently it got to the point where my mum could tell if i was interested in someone prehemptively based on if my room was tidier then usual, especially depending on who was coming over. Even more crazy that apparently she picked up on my subconcious 'nesting' (as she calls it) before i even noticed i was doing it once.

[@7_Mae]

I swear these "facts" are treated like cheat codes, like girls and women are NPCs for guys (or whoever) to win some achievement??? Buddy, do we look like NPCs? No no we're a whole main character and you don't have enough XP to even trigger our dialogue or story.

[@_-_sinexus_-_]

aHA yO bAbY GuUurL...😩 I JuSt wAnNA pAss youR (pErsuaSioN) cHecKpOint 👉👈🥴

[@zyerkos]

ay yo whats the console command to max my relationship score with a female 😳

[@thinkinyblinko6666]

Yeah you really do think you're the main characters and that's the problem lmao

[@ElpSmith]

@@thinkinyblinko6666 Imagine telling on yourself like this. Take several seats

[@thinkinyblinko6666]

@@ElpSmith imagine being a neurotic egotist like the average woman lmao that's psychological fact by the way

[@V1_Ultrakrill]

"She will act like a mother" -Does that mean lesbians after battling to see who is the better mother for one another Also I guess being a lesbian is unusual so I guess we're #notlikeothergrils

[@lily_littleangel]

#quirkie

[@joedatura1023]

As a lesbian, I can confirm this 100%. We battle all the time to see who will come out as the winner... as the ÜBERMOTHER

[@rose-eh7mf]

@@joedatura1023 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@burgerfriezs]

NOTLIKEOTHERGRILS 😭

[@suziesheep8519]

No. if you're lesbian apperantly you're both "acting like kids".

[@fIowre]

No one talking about af 0:35 the top most searched thing is girlfarts? No- ok

[@tomm.onpawss]

#girlfarts 😝😝

[@DawnXHorizonalt]

​@@tomm.onpawss i love your pfp btw

[@teravolt77]

“If a girl goes silent when you’re talking to her, she’s probably overthinking what you just said.” Or maybe she’s just… t h i n k i n g

[@spicywatermelon8617]

It seems they've forgotten we have the ability to think.

[@humanperson318]

Or maybe… just maybe they simply just don’t want to talk to you lol

[@fuu_sye4344]

I didn't know women could think 😮

[@iz2333]

Impossible, you cannot fathom the weight of my words by way of simple thought. The magnitude they carry shall only be understood through thinking in overdrive.

[@DerFinder]

I like how girls imitating boys usually just wear caps while boys trying to imitate girls just put a towel on their head and I'm surprised how it just works xD

[@bugstick9674]

u used xD u have no room to call other things cringy

[@DerFinder]

@Oreo Cookie Tell me how to prove it :( Well he replied to a comment that did not have the @user thing, so I didn't even get a message that somebody replied to my comment in the first place. Also my first comment was completely innocent, why would I reply with an alt acc that has the same name as my main just to bully someone else one month after he commented :( Again please report the false acc, I dont want any trouble because of this troll

[@Sunxxet]

@Oreo Cookie If you actually look at both of the acounts, they are actually different poeple. One account was created a year ago, while the other one was created six years ago they also dont have the same amount of subscribers. So yes, it was a bot

[@sameverglade5854]

@Der Finder Trash cringe cringy crap? What?

[@DerFinder]

@Oreo Cookie yeah just as I tried to explain :( Again, please report the false acc, I don't want this to cause any further trouble (other than it spreading unnecessary hate)

[@bobbyonkazoo3512]

Unpopular fact: when girls hearts stop pumping and she doesn’t breathe and there is a bullet in her head that means she’s dead, know it’s hard to figure out since girls are so mysterious

[@ODIOLASFUNCIONESNUEVASDEYT]

WHAT?? I thought my girlfriend was just sleeping :( I guess that explains why she smelled kinda funny..

[@lovelycloudyskies]

@@ODIOLASFUNCIONESNUEVASDEYT Carry her to the basement to rest.

[@ODIOLASFUNCIONESNUEVASDEYT]

@@lovelycloudyskies Now she will rest forever :)

[@davechongle]

what the fuck?

[@arrowofyarrow]

the “if a girl goes silent, she probably needs to explain it again” thing explains so much about how mansplaining happens

[@polly9753]

One time I zoned out and stared at a boy for few minutes and when he asked me what's happening I said "bruh sorry I forgot I was existing" and he shook his had in understanding The was the coolest interaction I've ever had with a boy

[@trypotherapy7478]

I once zoned out and stared at a wall, but a guy thought I was staring at him and so he started yelling - across the room - that I was ugly for staring at him, to wich I just told him I was staring at the wall and questioned that If he think's that I'm "so ugly" then why was he looking at me in the first place and basically told him to look away. Lmao He had no response to that so he just kept repeating himself over and over again until the teacher escorted him out.☠🤭

[@FalconRS]

When I am waiting for pizza and it's delayed, I am like weeping angel. Murderous, cold stare, no blinking, no sound. That explains weird looks I got from time to time.

[@Kyran1996]

I hate it when I unintentionally exist.

[@bobjoebo8933]

@@Kyran1996 #myparentscondombroke

[@bobjoebo8933]

@@FalconRS By the time the Pizza guy gets there I have achieved enlightenment through fasting

[@Plantascious]

“If a girl pulls away, pull her back” yes if a girl is annoyed or uncomfortable annoy her more until she final listens to you! great idea Edit: thanks for the likes lovelies❤

[@midnightshadow1491]

Laying hands on anybody sounds like a quick way to get a knife in the stomach, but what do I know? I'm a strategist, not a diplomat.

[@Schnort]

Remember men, if she doesn't give you consent and actually gives you express dissent, just continue lol it's fine

[@AteAjjj]

If a girl said "Why wont you leave me alone?" That means she doesnt want you to get out of her life, instead she want you to snuck in her bedroom and watch her at night

[@youarecheesefaceit]

Imagine him pulling in for the first kiss and the girl not ready, so she epulls away and his body language is just like "No, *kiss me*" like this isn't being cute that's just called no consent-

[@leila_hj]

Or calls the police

[@ana9678b6]

"Women are too emotional" is kinda funny (in an ironic, not actually funny way) because all the men in my life have ZERO control over their emotions and have angry outbursts over practically nothing

[@MoonLäden]

Same pfft

[@s_mai8970]

Right? You look at how they go berserk when their fave sports team lose. They destroy public properties, destroy everything around them and start hurling insults but god forbid women get emotional when they have to bear immense pain during their periods 😭

[@iconsumetables5240]

@Naomi same lmao, besides I don't like people feeling bad for me so I just don't cry

[@BlastedRodent]

For some reason anger doesn’t count as an emotion

[@Wojtek1250XD]

Not that it also isn't the other way around, it's pretty much normal

[@jacquelinereyz]

Studies shows that if a female files restraining orders, says “ he never leaves me alone.”, runs away if you try to interact with the rabid animal, it truly means that she loves you so much.

[@shotaaizawaslay]

I really don't feel comfortable with the "girls like older dudes" shit... which just normalise the fact that some older dudes seek for younger girls (Hollywood helps a lot into normalising this as well dang). It was in fact proven with statistics that our society accepts more older guys being with younger women as creepy at it can look sometimes. Not the other way around I can gatantee you. Also no it's not normal being attracted to younger people especially when it's one of or the factor of attraction. It just looks like you wanna control someone you think is easier to manipulate. How many times afab people got the "you sound/look so mature for your age". As an afab person (not a woman tho please respect that) I've received that so often from older guys trying to hook up with me when I was a teen. I do not believe cis men trying to hang out with younger girls. Those people are walking red flags to me I'm sorry.

[@idiomatic444]

Ya, I'm dating a guy 2 years older than me and when I told my uncle about him his first reaction was "so you like older guys?" And I have never been so uncomfortable

[@DrummerGhisi]

and then there is the "boys act like children when they like a girl" so i guess girls "liking" older men, even if thats not necessarily how that works, happens some time, is a symptom of their own very weird mindset of acting childish, maybe "older men" can be more mature, but that can really be a complicated and sensitive topic.

[@MackenziiRivers]

No. Liking people young is just a preference an has no say on anything lmao. If it aind downright pedophilic there is no issur

[@puchipuchi808]

@@idiomatic444 2 years is barely a difference.

[@puchipuchi808]

@@DrummerGhisi I hate how whenever the topic of age gaps in relationship is brought up, there would be people arguing that a person in their late teens ( legal age ) should date somebody middle aged.

[@cecilyisbored8333]

"When a girl goes identical during a conversation, it means she's overthinking about what you just said" It also can mean you just said something extremely stupid and she's trying to understand why the hell you just said that. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[@stxrs3073]

YES OMFG praise 🛐🛐

[@FalconRS]

How to deal with random weirdo with cringy convo - Phase 1: Awkward laugh. Phase 2: Stealth escape. Phase 3: Profit.

[@chelsa8575]

Ur welcome

[@frogballoon]

Yeah. Same thing as overthinking. Also, gotta love it when a girl goes identical during a conversation.

[@jimmy2dumb105]

"Identical" 😃👍 😃👎

[@bvtscave]

i hate it when In elementary school you tell your mom that a boy bullied you and all they have to say is “oh! That just means they like you, give it time!😊” that literally teaches girls to go back to abusive men and think it’s okay to do that because “it just means he likes you”

[@sameverglade5854]

I'm so glad my parents never told me this, they always told me to either, A. Ignore them, or B. Tell a teacher. If neither works, punch em.

[@explodinglungs5974]

@@sameverglade5854 That is genuinely 10/10 parenting right there (my family would say the same and possibly even throw the option of fighting the kid on the table/hj)

[@spiritsofwolves]

Bro that was something my friend told me in like 3rd grade and both my bully and me were like “the heck? 🤢” lol i didnt know that was an actual myth people believe in though i saw it on a tv show not long after

[@s_mai8970]

it's actually insane how so many of us girls heard the same exact lines. how is extremely annoying behaviour akin to "like". even if it's so, I simply don't like them and want them to stop annoying me??

[@Reverse_hermit]

Gasp that an omori profile pic!

[@P3EPER.]

"if she pulls away, pull her back" BYE

[@jesstheawfullyhideousmess4922]

I've figured it out all we need to do is just be with a woman instead of a man so we all deserve each other :)

[@materialgworl9416]

Exactly

[@eurywoulahan7412]

@@materialgworl9416 hi

[@0aktr]

LET'S GO LESBIANS LETS GOO

[@ChazymJey]

homosexuality for the win

[@Martha-w7w9b]

PERIODT 👆😔

[@MiaGrace2348]

“If a girl looks visably upset with you, don’t worry, she is just on her period.” - literally every man ever

[@toomuchtime4896]

not every man ever, be fair!

[@curryricebowl]

girls who hadn't hit puberty yet:

[@bella.k3307]

Literally had my mum said this to me when she tried to set me up with a guy who was a sexist pervert (I'm a closeted asexual lesbian btw)

[@NebulaBubbles]

no

[@midnightshadow1491]

@@bella.k3307 So how does asexuality correlate with being lesbian? Seems like they'd be mutually exclusive. But I'm a Nazi-sympathizer, so what do I know...

[@zoest2103]

“Girls easily get carried away by their emotions” True, my emotions constantly pick me up and carry me off into that same sunset in your video, ironically

[@99baking]

"girls can harness their emotional power to literally fly"

[@katgacha5728]

im wheezing💀

[@SnowWing000]

Huh. Maybe that's why men feel threatened by emotions. They know they can't be half as sentimental as emotions are.

[@graemebarnes3445]

Just stumbled across ye man, knew instantly this would be hilarious, and your dry humour is brilliant. "i am a boy, boys lie" "I sometimes wear eyeliner" "we are experiencing the same thing" GOLD mate

[@sleepy8850]

The "A twinge of cringe" never gets old 🤭

[@christopherminutolo9384]

Same with the "not really"

[@fyosig]

yos

[@mshindi9402]

Love your pfp pic.

[@sleepy8850]

@@mshindi9402 ty!

[@-khushlush]

Camillooo

[@irrrene]

"If she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold" Dude thats how secrets are supposed to work.

[@GingerSadClaps69]

True

[@willowdoesmusic1484]

it's so insane how all these things just lead guys into having horrible trust issues and being so emotionally separated from their partners. the whole "if a girl says she's fine she's not fine" is such a wild thing to say, cuz it's just telling people not to trust their partners at all, which creates an awful dynamic which causes the relationship to end, making the guy confused at what he did wrong and reinforcing these ridiculous ideas about how communication should be in a relationship. basically what I'm saying is just talk to each other and say how you feel. if you can't trust the other person to be honest with you if they're not okay, then that is not a healthy relationship

[@willowdoesmusic1484]

and then guys wonder why girls are so "complex" and "misleading" when its actually just cuz they're trying to dodge all of these stupid tropes and just trying to be honest with the guy and build a decent relationship. its wild how much of a cycle this shit is

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

The thing that kills me about this is that -- and I stress that this is a _small minority_ of guys, but -- some guys really seem to run conversations like a script, like they're just trying to choose the correct dialogue branch to manipulate you into a relationship with them, but it's all so obviously fake and calculated. And I'm sure, if they don't realize we can see through that and are trying to get away without a scene, our actions might seem really strange and unpredictable and entirely without any plausible reasonable explanation. Like, I just picture these guys going _Man, it really doesn't matter what I say, they always react the same way. I guess girls really are pathologically duplicitous and irrational._

[@gadrilmeronson3088]

the average man(if they haven’t really worked on themselves) is pretty emotionally repressed/stunted. Unless they grow up in a really healthy environment, most won’t really allow themselves to feel due to trying to uphold societal strereotypes. It’s probably why so many men are so heavily into sports, it’s one of the few socially acceptable things where strong emotions and general intimacy are allowed for guys. Women have a general sense of sympathy and companionship with one another. Yes, likely because the amount of creepy guys out there is not insignificant and they have to show solidarity against that. But as such, they’re just gonna be emotionally better developed than men on average. It’s a cycle where nobody really wins, and no one can break out it without being at risk on some level.

[@beanstheclown]

The thing is, there is a subset of the female population that is taught if her boyfriend/husband can't figure out what is wrong and fix it without her telling him, then he isn't paying enough attention and doesn't really love them. This then gets synthesized into the exact "I'm fine (I'm not really fine)" behavior described here. It's shitty, but I've seen it in practice and it destroys relationships (both current and future ones for both parties).

[@_Sloppyham]

I’d have to disagree with the “I’m fine but really I’m not fine” part. A staggering amount of people I know just don’t want to feel like a burden the other person, feel like they are complaining, or simply don’t want to talk about it. So when a lot of the people I know have the habit of not truly being fine, it’s downright idiotic of me to immediately think “well, they said they were fine so they are fine”. And come on, a lot of the time it will be written on people’s faces even if they say they are fine. St best they might want to talk about it, which is valid depending on the reason why, but that doesn’t mean they are fine.

[@BiggestPhangirl]

1. Why do people get on TikTok anymore? Even China can’t learn anything from it. 2. When I go silent during a conversation, you’re boring me or my imagination found something more interesting. 3. I overthink what to make for dinner. 4. If I pull away you better pull away too. 5. If I look at your mouth I noticed you need chapstick. 6. I need more than love to be remotely attracted to you. 7. None of the above are facts about girls, just about me, because each girl is different.

[@pepetheminecraftsheep7487]

“These are most likely written by men that have probably never even breathed in the same room as a woman” Me: that must have been a complicated birth

[@starstorm1267]

In the words of doofenshmirtz, “It all started on the day of my own birth… Both of my parents failed to show up…”

[@raccocooon7305]

and its probably true because the people who write these facts do not take in consideration the truth. they probably spontaneously generated (joke)

[@Scriblyn]

You don't need to say "me:", we know it's you talking

[@redlophix5670]

HAHAHAHAHHAHh

[@redlophix5670]

Oof that's gonna blow up for sure my dude hahahah

[@FatCurlyCat]

When a girl stops talking in the middle of a conversation, she is silent. *aesthetic music*

[@fightmelk]

can’t get over the “friends are food not fish” moment, made me laugh much more than it should have

[@skylarrae3884]

i’m dying about it. it was so funny

[@Cowface]

The “just ask her” advice is really good, and tracks with what my therapist said. Everyone is running around trying to covertly decide people, forgetting that it’s ok to show curiosity in who someone is. In fact, most people like it! It’s even ok to express romantic interest in someone! These would all be far less problematic if all gender references were taken out and replaced with people, person, human, they/them, or w/e. If men shut down it’s because they’re over analyzing too, for example.

[@cocothedino_2901]

all these girl posts remind me of a bizarre interaction i had on instagram, basically some 30 year old guy was hate following some girl centric meme page and going on triads in the comment section about how the teenage girls he started arguments with knew less about what its like to be a teenage girl than he did. he had this whole ideology of how young girls are corrupted to be vain and vapid because highschoolers liked wearing makeup? and he didnt get why other than to “manipulate older men into being attracted to them” 🤢. he talked like every girl after they turned 15 morphed into man hating gold diggers meant to spite him personally by not being interested in a 30 year old man who hated them. a lot of his beliefs were super contradictory, one moment all women were incompetent stunted children who could only be trusted with laundry and dishes and the next they were complex master manipulators that no man should trust. these posts give off the same confused, “women are overemotional and stupid but also vain and masterfully manipulative both at the same time,,, somehow”

[@nira4896]

What the?

[@mayateeemm5728]

he sounds like he dmed a teenage girl and got upset when she rightfully called him a creep, and then his wife found out and divorced him

[@nira4896]

@@mayateeemm5728 no he sound like he watch CP everyday

[@mayateeemm5728]

@@nira4896 that too

[@hopemarink3704]

._.

[@b0iledfurby659]

Girl fact! 😊🌸: when she looks away from you, she’s plotting the best way to sacrifice you to Cthulhu

[@bruhseriously9297]

this is the best comment i've ever seen in my life

[@alfhectrick]

UwU we shall start the sacrifice

[@dream_walker9726]

Fr fr, I do it every Friday so you better be careful

[@내일기-u8p]

we shall sacrifice him and drink his blood to quench our menstrual monster

[@Kiro_ii]

Omg I’m gonna perform my first sacrifice in a few days I’m so nervous hoping I get it right!!!

[@bilsflyingburrito3665]

"When girls are silent it means they're sad/overthinking" me, who just prefers listening over talking:

[@trypotherapy7478]

*Introverts be like:* Am I a joke to you?

[@Kimi3427]

Her sarcasm is in another level 🫡

[@TerrifiedMedic]

"if a girl goes silent during a conversation, she's overthinking it" Or maybe she's just listening to you?? That goes for literally anyone. You tend to not interrupt people during a conversation.

[@MrLeFluffy1]

"If a girl goes silent during a conversation, she's just overthinking your words!" Bitch I'm an introverted narcoleptic. Socializing, no matter how much I enjoy it, drains me of my energy. Y'know, the very very limited energy I already have, that socializing means I'm already devoting to fighting my narcolepsy, and masking my autism and adhd. If I go silent, it's most likely because my battery hit zero and my brain quite literally is rapidly fluctuating between micro-sleeping and pure and utter confusion. Huh. It's almost like "girls" are also human beings, and every situation is nuanced and unique to the individual in them. Wow. Who woulda thought.

[@roma8855]

I have really bad anxiety and I dissociate a lot so I tend to go "silent" pretty often, I don't understand why some men are so clueless about women, it's common sense that everybody, not just women, is different, it's a lesson people constantly repeat why do they seem to forget so fast 💀😭

[@calowenby1654]

I’ve never learned much about narcolepsy, but I gotta say I feel like your description educated me about what it feels like pretty nicely.

[@TzeentchMundi]

I struggled my whole entire life to find out what I had, but when I went to the psychologist, I had trouble talking. I have exactly everything you said, but no one believes me

[@millytheotterlover1680]

Wow, you have it all.... and not in a good way 😬

[@projectdreamzz]

I barely socialise with anyone except for my parents

[@chiken4065]

I hate when they say its a "psychology fact" so more people trust them even though its such bs 💀