Rebel Moon Part Two - Please Make It Stop!

[@DSas2300]

I lost it when the villain brought his own violin players to provide dramatic backing music for his betrayal.

[@El_Wanderer91]

Wait, you're joking, right? RIGHT?!

[@DSas2300]

@@El_Wanderer91 Not at all.

[@Dirtyz1234]

Please say "sike"

[@DaTangoHD]

Those violin players also changed their music in accordance with what was happening during the scene, despite having bags over their heads. They even did a whole crescendo (idk music terms) when whats her face decided not to kill bad guy and run away. Pure. Cinematic. Genius.

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

Are we sure he isn't the greatest parody film maker ?

[@NatePrawdzik]

"I don’t like grain. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."

[@Sm1ret]

😂😂😂 🤣 😂 🤣

[@judgeprime3730]

😂😂😂

[@TsandLman]

I mean, at least sand won't give you diabetes.

[@se5384]

well-played

[@T0MapleLaughs]

"Sorry you feel that way. Oh well. Time for slow motion harvest montage number five."

[@fermewilmotsagriculturebio3434]

As a farmer i couldn't get past the notion that in the first movie they are basically diverting the equivalent of a carrier group, to threaten a village that by the looks of it produces at most 10 tons of grain to sustain themselves. That is like the US navy sending a carrier group to the other side of the world to extort $2000 worth of grain...

[@jamesdewane1642]

I think you need to get into this metaphorically... That's all I got.

[@TurboLoveTrain]

...you just described Afghanistan except it was opium and marijuana not wheat... Using the US military as a comparison makes this MUCH more believable... How much has DoD spent shooting down flying lawnmowers to keep a shipping lane open that the US doesn't even use... Have you seen who they appointed to thee US Public Health Service?.. Yeah.. looking at DoD makes this all more believable for me.

[@danieldorn9989]

@@TurboLoveTrain Why did the US military leave 83 billion dollars worth of military equipment in Afghanistan? It is obvious that a never ending war like Afghanistan was mostly used to keep the military industrial complex going. And after they left Afghanistan, the Ukraine conflict started, with no end in sight. How much money and military equipment has been sent there?

[@noaccount4]

@@danieldorn9989 department of defence was just really committed to the bit

[@nachonachoman]

I liked how they had tech to levitate the cart collecting the grain but everyone was harvesting with hand tools. And why did they levitate it so high? Just off the ground would have been good but they jacked it up 4 ft and needed an extra person up top to grab the grain. So stupid

[@sloths-df3gf]

I kept telling my wife, "I don't care about any of these people."

[@KaraokeNig]

It is so pretty looking and so empty.

[@mdnght0095]

Did she reply: ''Thats ok honey, I dont care about u either.'' ?

[@the-little-boy723]

​​@@mdnght0095Damn, you've got the whole squad laughing.

[@awesomehpt8938]

These farmers have energy weapons and anti-tank rocket launchers and spaceships, but they haven’t got a single combine harvester to harvest all that grain?

[@laurabeane8862]

What about Hydroponics below the surface? Grain? What Grain? I don't see any Grain...

[@jonathanyoung8109]

Priorities

[@Agooo13431]

Yes, Disney was in charge of their budget

[@sivasankar2784]

John Deere only sold harvesters to the evil guys

[@highendservicesbarrieont8347]

Eco friendly laws...new green deal reasons😂😂😂😂

[@g00se99]

Reminder that Netflix cancelled Mindhunter because of budget issues and green lit these flaming piles of turd for 160 million.

[@dariobassi318]

that's what I was thinking exactly right now.

[@dadocta5168]

Wise choice 👍

[@hittintrees]

This is still the cancellation i am most pissed about. Learned about it by chance and it left me speechless at the time. So disappointing.

[@idiotsplayinggames4752]

Never forget Santa Clarita Diet.

[@ufox77]

I’d guess given the plot of the last (brilliant) series of Mindhunter, it might have been about more than just budgetary issues.

[@MarvinPowell1]

"Somehow, Evil Lloyd returned." I guess Zack Snyder really DID make a Star Wars fan fiction.

[@PnMGunReview]

No. The good guys use RED lightsabers in this universe. So it's not anything like Star Wars.

[@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623]

You have to be a fan to write fan fiction. And overall the level of SW fan fiction is much better then what both Lucasfilm and Zack Snyder offer.

[@EricGraham94]

hahaha Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber

[@louisduarte8763]

@@EricGraham94 Followed by "Simple Jack", going full r****d. Wow, Tropic Thunder's still a great movie!

[@battlesheep2552]

​@@PnMGunReviewbut the good guys do use red lightsabers in Star Wars. The Empire did nothing wrong.

[@bountyhunter779]

-What's your story? -My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate was killed by the emperor! -Oh the pain, the pain! (Remember....it's a 6 movie Trilogy!

[@johnbender5356]

it would be cheaper to buy the grain at premium prices than pay for an invasion

[@RafitoOoO]

Well, logic and reason clearly aren't Snyder's strengths lmao.

[@Film_Sushi]

It´s obvious that evil empire is printing money so it doesn´t care about the costs... lol...

[@williamflowers9435]

Not to mention, how long will the grain last? Who’s going to grow more after you kill the villagers?

[@gabrielsyme4550]

Yeah, the plot is pure nonsense

[@zerogrey3798]

@@RafitoOoO You know he didn't write the story, right. He's just a director and producer.

[@paranoyd70]

It really says a LOT when even Kathleen Kennedy thought this script was garbage & turned it down. What was Netflix thinking?

[@arafat2924]

they were thinking ZS would get his Twitter army of braindead Snyderoids to subscribe, probably

[@GuadalupePicasso]

To be fair, Netflix puts out a lot of trash.

[@Wandering_Bear]

Netflix was thinking this would be an easy way to earn DEI credits so that Blackrock and Vanguard pays for it all..

[@ThePhysicalReaction]

Just wait until one of Kathleen Kennedy's next star war fan fiction shows comes out, and there are plot/character elements lifted directly from this. :o

[@monsterboomer8051]

Netflix generates generic garbage so they can say their streaming library has 10x more content than HBO Max and other competitors. Simple as.

[@yaboiportch]

We don't deserve you, Zack Snyder! ...No, really, we don't deserve you. What did we ever do to you, Zack? Why are you doing this to us?

[@PKaye-ru2ks]

"I want nothing more than a sequel to Rebel Moon." They still made it

[@rodrigodicandia6932]

damn you zack snyder. YOU RUIN MY BATMAN V SUPERMAN

[@derekskinner2694]

What did we do? We asked for his cut of The Justice League....

[@henocksherlock3340]

Snyder's comprehension of anything has always been on surface level. A text book instance of who should've been a cinematographer to begin with instead of director

[@fandomking8939]

​@@derekskinner2694Snyder fanboys did. And it was still horrible. Darkseid forgot where Earth was! Outside Snyder fanboys, almost everyone found it only slightly better than the original.

[@jeeshadow]

After watching Part one, my wife and I decided to watch part 2 ironically. So much fun! We became Mystery Science Theater 3000!

[@chenbro1000]

Thats the way to watch this movie...like a funny parody :D "In a few moments they cut the grain in slowmotion...there it is!" 😄

[@beccasalt8960]

We did the same thing 😂

[@PBurns-ng3gw]

My favorite part was when they're all sitting around debating tactics, and out of nowhere Digimon Hounsou is like, "LET'S ALL GO AROUND THE TABLE AND REVEAL OUR TRAGIC BACKSTORIES, I'LL GO FIRST." And then we get a bunch of slow-motion vignettes that somehow made me care about each character even less.

[@matane2465]

Zack really liked that one scene in the first Suicide Squad movie so he copied it.

[@kukuricapica]

I still dont understand why that neo-noir prince turned into barbar Conan and wtf were those murder mittens from that Samurai lady? She litteraly didn't know how to fight until she chopped her own hand off and put on the gloves. Zack was on 40mg of Xans and 60mg of adderal when he wrote this shit

[@DPR1138]

Yeah, that’s exactly where I turned it off.

[@LeMuzi]

This made me laugh . Djimon must be looking at all the good films he did in the past and be like shit.. I did gladiator and now I'm doing this

[@joshdennis1]

Skipped the whole thing!

[@theusher2893]

Zack Snyder just looks like the kind of person who surrounds himself with people that never tell him "no".

[@MichaelSillion]

Can someone plz make a "Downfall parody" where no-one dares to say to Zack Snyder (The Führer) how bad this movie is?

[@vdiitd]

Because he is too overrated. He needs to learn storytelling basics or stop making movies.

[@Blodhelm]

@@marcelo3939 Was still a better storyteller that Zack, JJ or RJ.

[@stevewhite6241]

I am pretty sure he doesn't like listening to no.

[@IIISWILIII]

That plus a terminal case of low T.

[@TheElbowMerchant]

You know what what Rebel Moon didn't have enough of? Slow-mo and exposition! Problem solved with Rebel Moon: Scar Giver. Thanks, Zach Snyder!

[@taags]

How would they ever win the battle without slow-mo.

[@havocgr1976]

And lens flares, lots and lots of lens flares.In sloooooow mo ;p

[@tabben82]

And depth of field blur.. Holy the thing that wasn't in focus turned into a blurry mess

[@chrispalmer9838]

​@@havocgr1976And shell cases hitting the ground in slow motion...

[@Shineinpoverty]

And grain, more grain is always welcome, for poor children.

[@Viewable11]

Drinker, when you said "GO AWAY NOW," I felt that. I have never heard you so pissed. This movie must be a crime against art.

[@thejanusproject32]

No no, you should hear him when he did his review of the last Indiana Jones movie. That was waaaaaaaaaaaay more intense than that.

[@bellissimo4520]

2:29 - Showing footage of "Return of the Jedi" while narrating the plot of Rebel Moon was a stroke of genius... the "inspiration" and/or lack of actual creativity could not be more obvious...

[@NotJoelCauseheisneverwrong]

I thought it looked too good to be rebel moon.

[@DevonLad]

For 40 years it 'felt' like they made movies for me. I used to work in a video store and I loved watching new movies, Nearly all new releases I'd watch. Now it feels like an entire year goes by and if I'm lucky, there is 1 film I'd like to see. What the hell happened?

[@patanouketgersiflet9486]

Studio bosses and top executives come from any industry, could be detergent, finance or real estate, they have no knowledge nor care for art. The only thing that matters is the bottom line and they get overpaid for that.

[@earthwormandruw]

Same! I worked in a video store through the late 90's into early 2000's and absolutely loved movies. Now I barely even watch anything, it all garbage

[@TheGoblin1975]

Same, but I also owned a porn shop and strange enough... its same issue w adult industry too. Everything is awful

[@looinrims]

Woketivism happened

[@NimmelTheGreat]

You developed standards.

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

"My name is Scargiver! I'll cut you, but not kill you. Then I'll give you some neosporin to put on the cut so it heals and you get a scar. Fear me!"

[@och70]

I stood up from my couch and applauded when that line of dialog was spoken. I was literally shaking.

[@CrazyNikel]

*Perfection*

[@PnMGunReview]

Neosporin reduces scaring. The Scargiver delivers hydrogen peroxide and alcohol to the affected areas, ensuring maximum scarification.

[@Mark-cd2wf]

“If you dare!”

[@shadowspark220]

"Absolute Cinema." - Martin Scorsese, probably

[@banistersmind]

The mention of Zack Snyder's name is enough for me to lose control of my bowels.

[@jubylam7108]

Zack the hack snyder

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Lucky, I'd love to take more than just rabbit pebbles a few times every day.

[@notthefia9154]

Don’t worry guys, it’ll be a thousand times better once the 6 hour directors cut is released where it’s the same movie, but everything needs to happen as slowly as possible to show the directors *True Vision*

[@joachimwalle3760]

Probably just the same movie at 50% speed, though.

[@hailyrizzo5428]

The first cut would have been shorter if Mr Genius Director stopped making everything in slo mo.

[@mikerosoft1009]

We need matrix bullet time slo mo during the next harvest.

[@Youngphillynorf]

Theres less Slo-mo in the entire MCU

[@GT_Mr.C]

he has plans to do 5-6 more sequels.. it’s not gonna stop 😭😭

[@DOOMStudios]

If they want to do more than they gotta make sure Zack does not touch a pen to write them lmao.

[@margaretwood152]

*_"......FFFF~FV€K OFF, Film."_*

[@MarcelEnglmaier_1]

I hope nobody funds it. Thats the only way this goes away

[@toddstreet1734]

What in the name of, "Rocky," sequels is even happening here?

[@neoasura]

@@MarcelEnglmaier_1 They're siphoning off of all the Disney+ subscriptions to pay for them, all the more reason to cancel if you were dumb enough to subscribe.

[@annatardlordofderps9181]

Its impressive how little resistance it took for the villains to go from "We need the food from this planet for our armies to eat." to "F*ck it. Destroy this planet."

[@MegaSpideyman]

Well, at least one of them did question that, though that didn't last long.

[@Timothee_Chalamet_CMBYN]

I thought they were on a moon

[@aukarlfon5229]

I think the army just got pissed off with the villagers killing them..

[@GeorgeMonet]

Why would a space force need the tiny amount of grain being produced? Someone really screwed up if a ton or two of grain either way is going to cause the navy to starve.

[@AsdrubalBarka]

It was because what the bad guy cared was to kill or capture the female protag to take her to the regent and win a ton glory and stuff, so that's why he stopped caring about the grain, as the food was needed to hunt the rebels, but the protagonist was a better price

[@whompingtonbusworth]

Hack Snyder is to film making what canned spray cheese is to nutrition.

[@minbari73]

CSC? I can feel my stomach gurgling just at the words.

[@watermeloniesha]

Shade😅😊😂

[@ryanatkinson9622]

“Somehow, Evil Lloyd has returned” - Star Wars, the Magnificent Grain of the Scargiver Seven

[@CalvinNoire]

I thought Lloyd would be the green ninja.. What a plot twist!

[@goliard84]

Somehow, the Scargiver has returned. Somehow the Princess has returned. Damn movie…

[@All2Meme]

Maybe they should have had the Evil Empire stealing all the grain alcohol. Then it could be "Rebellious Mooning Part II: The Hangover".

[@The_Laughing_Cavalier]

Rebel Moon Part 3: The Grain Strikes Back

[@michaelfields7088]

Zack Snyder: Thanks for the title!

[@666LonesomeSailor]

Rebel Moon Part4: A Grain Full Of Ashes

[@seanburke424]

Rebel Moon Part 3: Going Against the Grain

[@Rasengan9000ttt]

@@666LonesomeSailorRebel Moon Part 5: Grain Wars

[@RomanCigić]

Rebel Moon Part 5: Shadows of the grain🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@guitaroso]

That "Go away NOW" had an extra flair of anger behind it...😂

[@waylongroves200]

Right? I thought it was extra salty myself.

[@vamos7]

Agreed - last time I heard that level of gritted teeth fury was after the review for the Willow series [cue Nick Cage in 'Mandy' clip].

[@xenomorphexidious9102]

That hasn't happen for long time of him being like this. He used to yell us to gtfo the video.

[@hyperion303]

Most definitely. I've noticed this last line does vary from one film to another and I don't think it's coincidential.

[@jaredohlstein7355]

I mean can you blame him? It was certainly earned.

[@JohnMartin-kf2sm]

I like how you bring up tight efficient screenwriting. I think of Raiders of the Lost Ark and the first time we see Belloq after Indy escapes from the temple with the idol. In just a few lines of dialogue between him and Indy we learn so much about their history and rivalry.

[@tacitus6384]

Why don't they just buy the grain? Surely that's cheaper and more economical than sending a battle-carrier, thousands of soldiers and losing lots of tons worth of war equipment?

[@nathanmarden3754]

They hadn't reached the bronze age yet when it came to trade

[@kwantowy_prokrastynator]

@@nathanmarden3754 but your reply is gold 😂

[@dog3y3]

For one village that probably could have been skipped and their Empire stores wouldn't have felt the vacancy.

[@thefirstk6331]

Thats a long story but i try to explain it, evil loid actually tried to buy the grain but the 2nd leader sold the grain to Rebells already so they didnt had enought anymore, so it escaladed because they didnt wanted to sell so evil loid killed the leader of the Village, then the 2nd leader and love interest of strong female lead agreed to sell it. After that evil loid let some men behind to whatever help or look after them, they then tried to r*pe a girl from the village and good friend of strong female lead so she killed all of evil loids men and so the deal was gone and strong female lead started planning to fight them.

[@pwrstock]

Great call! Hilarious

[@stimpsonjcat67]

I made it all the way to "Why is Anthony Hopkins in this movie?" before I lost it. God Bless you Drinker. You are the hero we deserve!

[@rostov2211]

I remove all liquids from reach before watching a TCD review. I'm always crying by the 2-minute mark from laughing.

[@MartinHain-ls9sc]

Anthony Hopkins doesn't know he's in the movie. They did with him what Steve Martin did in Bowfinger with Eddie Murphy.

[@Johnthecollie]

There was supposed to be the entire plot with the robot, but I think Zak Snyder‘s writers ended up changing that part of the story. There’s supposed to be an ancient AI deep within the caves under the waterfall that took over the robot.

[@adamcade604]

The Same question I had for transformers 5!

[@mathieus.1851]

He probably needed more money to take to the grave

[@DOOMStudios]

Just surprised that Netflix is willing to do 4 more of these movies with Zack…….

[@margaretwood152]

*_".....FFF~FV€K OFF, Film."_*

[@jerry12314]

Surprised?!

[@Tomiwa101]

They believe Zack Snyder has a strong fanbase due to the success of #releasethesnydercut. Anyone who is still a fan of Zack Snyder is an absolute idiot and a major part of Zack's problem.

[@CharlesUrban]

Netflix doesn't want good movies. Netflix wants movies with big names attached to them so that when people hear about them, they will subscribe to Netflix.

[@65firered]

Looking back at their history... Why are you surprised?

[@Turtle4turtles]

I stopped when they started harvesting the wheat…… being gluten free I couldn’t continue unfortunately 😩🤷🏽‍♀️

[@davidmeehan4486]

I was honestly impressed that they didn't golf swing the scythes.

[@secretgoldfish]

He based 1/3 of his film on that one scene from Gladiator where Russel Crowe waves his hand in slow motion over a field of long grass.

[@mkultra2456]

Look up Robot Chicken Unlikely Duo. You're welcome.

[@codylakin288]

Which is only funnier because that scene is taken pretty directly from images in the filmography of Terrence Malick 😂

[@secretgoldfish]

@@codylakin288 Yeah it's become a stock footage cliche, i've been asked to do/use it in several ads I've shot from folks who lack an imagination but were clearly (and easily) emotion-baited/manipulated.

[@thebassplayification]

Antony Hopkins is in this movie because he was able to record all his lines in one take over webcam, from his living room.

[@lyrabonbon5931]

I fucking hate that i understood this reference.

[@davidnewlove6977]

I like his look,his voice &....…...... no that's it.

[@zerolegacy7821]

Hey... easy check. You KNOW he got PAID to sit in living room and record his lines.

[@mikejorsch304]

Check out One Life to see he is still a great actor

[@grayavatar9766]

I eptied the washing machine and hung a load of laundry on the line, came inside the house, and they were still sitting around the table telling their backstories.

[@fredbloggs545]

But did it make you get the bread maker out?

[@warlock_r]

I had no intention of checking out these movies but now I'm genuinely curious because that's something Snyder might actually do with his ridiculous slowmo on every other shot.

[@Yj-Fj]

😂😂😂

[@Yj-Fj]

@@fredbloggs545😂😂😂😂

[@earlydoomer346]

And they didn't even make it slow-mo...

[@mattj809]

One of the dumbest things was the guy using axes to fight during a gun fight. Disney's been doing this, too. Melee weapons in a gun fight. Nobody would do that in real life. The lightsabers with the force make sense but there's no force in this movie.

[@SaladinVadik]

Just remember it was the "Native" long haired guy that was using the Axe. 😂 What does that tell you about Netflix or Snyder... 😅😂

[@Dante02d12]

It didn't make sense in Star Wars either. Order 66 worked BECAUSE using melee when long-rang exists is dumb, lol.

[@fish5645]

@@Dante02d12 Confidently wrong, it worked because the Jedi were outplayed and blinded. They put faith in clones and did not consider they would turn, Yoda only managed to survive his attack because he felt other Jedi dying all at once. When they were fought the Jedi were ganged up on, crossfire tactics to overwhelm them. It wasn't like a clone could go toe to toe with a Jedi and even then it is a Jedi. Nice try but if you are going to be a geek about it at least be a good one, being a know-it-all and not getting it right is insanely cringe.

[@Dante02d12]

@@fish5645 It worked because you simply _can't_ block an army of long-range weapons with a sword. We literally see some of the Jedis try and fail pathetically. Star Wars is dumb, and always has been.

[@jaywu4804]

@@Dante02d12 yeah it is just for the cool factor. also shows how the jedis are indoctrinated and uncreative, ''so uncivilised'' that's a gun that saved your life when your sword failed to, Obi wan.

[@mattvsmetaverse]

Didn't watch it, but I can tell the only thing impressive about it is that Djimon Hounsou is almost 60 years old and looks like he just got done shooting Gladiator.

[@Anonymousduck161]

Black don’t crack

[@alessandrocaviola1575]

I had the same impression. I was like, does he never Age? 😮

[@frankcarlosanaliza]

I really want him to do more good movies again.

[@davidharding1694]

He deserves better roles than this. Very underrated actor imo.

[@s0me0ne1se]

@@davidharding1694wouldn’t say underrated because almost anyone over the face of the Earth with more than 2 neurons can see and value his excellent acting chops BUT he’s not sufficiently PROMOTED in recent good products (movies / tv / entertainment in general) I’d say.

[@ThePierrephilippe342]

I tried to watch the movie yesterday. I kept pressing the 10-second forward button, like 100 times. Then, I went to KZbin and in the search bar typed 'Rebel Moon 2 boring.' I found your video and now I'm waiting for Rebel Moon 3 so I can watch your video again.

[@Johnsmith409]

It was a good movie

[@HowToChangeName]

I dont think drinker got enough sanity to review 3rd

[@boi7316]

At this point, I'd rather not watch the movie so as not to waste time.

[@junkmail1262]

Yes, I did the same thing! Even through the sex scenes!

[@RRTNZ]

Seven Samurai is a classic film that has had several successful remakes, which put their own unique spin on the story of a ragtag band of warriors defending helpless farmers from ruthless bandits...but this isn't one of them. It's amazing that he managed to bring out only the worst aspect of these films, with terrible performances, bizarre pacing and exposition dumps that mostly belonged in part one. It was Battle Beyond the Stars made for 100x the budget and only 1/10th the talent.

[@stalhandske9649]

Not only has Seven samurai had successful remakes, it is one in itself. A group of seven warriors taking up arms against foe of overwhelming odds has for some reason been a trope since ascension of Western literature. Oldest example I know is the Greek mythical vehicle "Seven against Thebes", which is already alluded to in _Iliad_ and more fully told by likes of Aeschylus, Sophocles and Euripides.

[@BrandonScott-mi5pz]

EXCELLENT WORK. THE CRITICAL DRINKER REBEL MOON PART TWO

[@Joshua_Griffin]

Damn Seven samurai is so good

[@jekw23]

@@stalhandske9649now this is the kind of comment I love. Adding context to an already classic movie. I’d assumed Kurosawa drew mainly on Japanese history.

[@nayeemhasan2713]

​@@jekw23 thats because kurosawa did. Op is talking out of his ass and assuming a lot of shit. Kurosawa explicitlt states that the story for 7 samurai came from japanese historical snippets. Not everything is anglocentric.

[@OwenThesaints-z5k]

I ignored your advice Drinker & watched it - it was a great laugh, loved the musicians,with bags on their heads, specially instructed to accompany the fight scene. Kurasowa is probably laughing from the grave too - look how far cinema has come in 70yrs

[@davidcooke8005]

The Drinker said "Good on me" for not seeing Rebel Moon 1 so my day is complete. My life choices have been vindicated by an internet personality.

[@Arko777777]

"Let the grain flow!" - Rebelus Moonus

[@user-pm7pw1tl3t]

Rebelus moonus is the only thing that brings me joy in life

[@volkerkalhoefer3973]

@@user-pm7pw1tl3t moonus ore anus😂🤣😂

[@atomicdancer]

"I feel thin, sort of stretched - like Zack Snyder's slow-mo shots over too much grain." - Bibel Bagoons

[@cattysplat]

"My sci-fi Ukraine war fan fiction. So reflective of the world today"

[@JonIsABanana]

You have saved potentially hundreds of hours of my life with your movie reviews. Doing god's work falling on the grenade for the rest of us. Thank you for your service.

[@dadocta5168]

More like a buffet, and he is leaving you to starve. Seriously though this is the War movie Dune 2 should have been.

[@rodrigobogado8756]

@@dadocta5168 low quality bait

[@soymuymuy]

imagine going through life just taking other peoples words for everything

[@robitaillecopeland1996]

you're bragging that you only watch movies someone else tells you to. Beta much?

[@dadocta5168]

@@rodrigobogado8756 No, I praised Zack Snyder. Dunking on him is bait.

[@adilleon6107]

Why no one is talking about the hovering wagon pulled by a horse . Oh and the slow motion harvesting!

[@sondoobie1987]

Mate, it actually broke my brain. I couldn't watch the rest of the movie and take it in. I did watch it but it was complete drivel.

[@thejanusproject32]

@@sondoobie1987 Nah nah, the first 20 minutes man. She kills the princess then has the chance to kill Bellisarius and just...walks the fuck out and kills other guards. Like what? He's RIGHT THERE. HE JUST BETRAYED YOU

[@666LonesomeSailor]

@adilleon6107 I think Zack Snyder felt in love with slow-mo scenes while he watched a snailrace... ... it was to fast for him! :D

[@reezlaw]

That is one of the few things that weren't stupid af! It's a primitive society that has a few modern items stolen to those soldiers, they just kinda adapted them with whatever else they had

[@All2Meme]

Maybe they're Space Amish?

[@bloodrunsclear]

So Zach Snyder saw Star Wars and thought 'You know what this needs? Less personality.'

[@EvilDoresh]

I bet he kept shouting "Slower! Less personality!" while directing.

[@NTJedi]

Zach Snyder saw Star Wars and thought "You know I can recreate this while high on drugs"

[@bartekstasiak4250]

don't forget the spice element from dune

[@KingSidd20]

The script was literally intended to be a Star Wars movie but they said no, so he made this instead lol

[@patrickww99]

Less personality... more warhammer 40k, more slow motion, more explosions, way less storytelling

[@By_Rant_Or_Ruin]

This is the description of nearly 90% of all tv shows and movies for the last 15 years; characters doing things that they otherwise would never do in order to make the bad plot continue cheaply.

[@phoenix0401]

Putting in the Star Wars clips with no comment is hysterical. And it seems subtler than anything in this script.

[@Rx37Legacy]

Was a nice touch indeed.

[@kaseysimons128]

I just the paused part 2 so I could come here and make sure that I was not crazy. Thank you drinker, you have reassured me that I can still observe, think, and am not off my rocker.

[@MrBen1980]

What upset me the most was that on Netflix you have a thumbs down, thumbs up and a double thumbs up available. Where is the damn double thumbs down button?

[@EvilDoresh]

The only double thumbs down is to not watch in the first place

[@parzavaal5335]

Tbh a thumbs down IS the double thumbs down. The first one is no rating at all, because you didn't care enough to rate it in the first place.

[@YABBAHEY1]

They do, it's the 'Unsubscribe' option

[@berengerdietiker22]

Just don't rate it after watching.

[@writingonthewall3326]

Because say bad things is bad. Say only nice things. Because say bad things is bad.

[@danclovinglife7315]

“It’s like it was written by an AI that only had 1 movie script to draw from and that script was Rebel Moon Pt1” - is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve heard all year. Drinker you are absolutely superb 👌🏼

[@ash23neuro]

"retarded" AI to be precise Xd

[@TieMaiShu]

Why don't movie studios just hire Drinker to write their scripts initially, rather than besting them after the fact? Cut out the middleman, so to speak.

[@Raskolnikov70]

@@TieMaiShu You really think Drinker can pass any of their DEI checklists?

[@treyjordan3168]

@@Raskolnikov70 The DEI Checklist is probably why 95% of the Trash Movies in the past 12 Years happened, the other 5% being just Bad Writers, of which 50% of those can be attributed to AI

[@KetsubanSolo]

​@TieMaiShu because as we've seen time and again on this very platform, critics often can't make a coherent film

[@GD-yl4lu]

I really liked the bit when the entire village watches the huge walking battle droids land a few hundred yards from the village and then are totally shocked and surprised when they think they've won without blowing any of them up and they start shooting at the village.

[@EvilDoresh]

Probably just thought those battle droids were there for emotional support.

[@johnmason5351]

"Mom can we have warhammer 40k?" "No, we have warhammer 40k at home."

[@_d--]

Soon Warhammer will become like this one mark my words...

[@doctorsatansrobot]

@@_d-- I think at that point they will have taken literally every sci fi universe from my youth and turned it to shit.

[@TheJadeJester]

40k is already there. Robbie G restored by xenos and an og heretic, to finish research banned by his vat dad and hidden more successfully than similar stuff said vat dad did……. Not to mention retconning the 13th Black Crusade to kick this into motion….

[@butters1273]

I quit drinking, and then TCD entered my life. Now, I'm proudly drinking more than ever before.

[@TheCriticalDrinker]

That's the spirit, old boy!

[@DOOMStudios]

Good Man!

[@alchemicalalek7535]

What might TCD be in this context??? But good on you laddie!

[@WayStedYou]

@@alchemicalalek7535 The Critical Drinker

[@ordo_draigo_assault_ham]

Have you ever heard of Hunter S. Thompson?

[@JACCO20082012]

I love how Anthony Hopkins' career has devolved into it being a legitimate questions when he shows up in something. He's one of the great actors of the last 50 years and now he's so old and bored he's turned himself into a game of Where's Waldo.

[@drooskeedoo3388]

He does just whatever he wants to do nowadays. Dude is old and is just having fun

[@Ale-dd3ek]

Got rich Got famous Might as well do some random stuff

[@q45ij54q]

The guy won Best Actor three years ago.

[@badman_iiixiii]

He's doing a Robert De Niro speedrun

[@caleidoo]

You know you can do both, right? Money grabs and high art? It's not physically impossible. He was amazing in Westworld and more recently, in One Life and The Father and got an Oscar for that role - the oldest person yet for that category. And as a diagnosed Asperger.

[@History_Coffee]

"Cinematic anti-genius" 😂

[@green_of_grey]

when "dumb mf" does not do justice to the referred wonder-kid..

[@carlosbkn2025]

its like the evil denis villenuve

[@Alex_Emmanuel619]

The part when you said it left you "strangely impressed" almost killed me 😂😂😂🔥

[@mikecronis]

Must confess I chuckled at, "Charisma vacuum." I'll have to use that in my travels.

[@blitzkrieg1711]

Never has the phrase: "Man hath no greater enemy than himself" applied more adequatly than describing Zack Synder

[@Allsord]

Just wait. He’ll fix it in the 37 hour director’s cut

[@shadowflame8647]

😂😂😂

[@hrodvithit]

Zack Snyder has always been an enigma to me. Quite like any normal chump who just sat down to a video editing software for the first time, he slides all the sliders to either 100% or 0%, and somehow he has a full dedicated fanbase that sees it as some insane vision, and not just a guy who went "oh this look cool".

[@Dante02d12]

In my opinion, his two big perks are epicness and wonderful visuals. And those two things appeal to wide audiences. He knows how to sell. He _was_ working in advertisement after all. I don't think he is a bad director. I think he needs to find his soulmate scriptwriter.

[@beccasalt8960]

​@@Dante02d12he had all the characters line up on one side of a table to reel off their life stories, presumably because he couldn't figure out the logistics if they sat around all sides of the table like normal people. You say he's not a bad director, but he certainly ain't great 😬

[@TheHellyeahmen]

You know I usually perfectly understand why even the bad movies are made but this is the first time I have no idea why this sequel exist

[@gelchert]

I guess Netflix bought them both at once.

[@---777---]

Money laundering maybe?

[@r.daneel.90]

They were made one right after the other

[@Shayzar1]

@@---777--- you on to something

[@makeyourmark00]

Part 2 was half-way, if not mostly completed, when Part 1 dropped. In fact, I think scenes Zack couldn't fit in Part 1 made up most of the first hour of Part 2...which was not just painful but pretty irrelevant; "Just say no to excessive exposition dumps."

[@JamaisArriere1]

"Well you know it's gonna be tough come up with a new antagonist for this movie like we had in the first one" "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"

[@mustavogaia2655]

somehow evil guy came bacck

[@EddieBlaze-sm3go]

Oh, Wow Wow Wow... ...Wow.

[@JohnTaylor-vv3ez]

OOOOHH!! Evil LLoyd Christmas is TIGHT!

[@seanburke424]

heyshutup

[@mustavogaia2655]

@@seanburke424 ok, i will get all the way out of your back

[@juliusapriadi]

I also love how in both movies, heavy machinery keeps landing in the corn fields, flattening much of it, so apparently the corn can't be that critical to them. So no idea why they even bothered visiting in the first movie.

[@thanos7753]

They harvested it in the second movie so its impossible to damage it by landing and barely any aircraft landed in the first movie. You have no clue about what happened in the movies.

[@mikoto7693]

You were right, I’d had forgotten that the first part Rebel Moon entirely until I started watching this video based on your last video about it. I somehow managed to almost fully erase the memories of it. And to be honest I probably will forget again.

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

The grain must flow.

[@alidaraie]

Who controls the grain controls the galaxy

[@PnMGunReview]

The music of Eon: Void Dweller is now playing in my head...🎶

[@bjornh4664]

@@alidaraie There's a kernel of truth there.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

You see them unfolding? The expositions within expositions within expositions.

[@mechanicpluto2430]

Grains are messages from the deep.

[@charlesloomis2224]

Geez-O!!! I can’t board a plane without showing ID and proving who I am! Yet she was able to board an enemy ship because she pretended to be a good guy? 🤮

[@KetsubanSolo]

I mean in ROTJ the rebels basically fly their stolen Imperial spacecraft to Endor by doing the equivalent of showing an expired Drivers' License. But we didn't care about that cuz ROTJ made us care about the characters, unlike this film.

[@stevenschnepp576]

@@KetsubanSolo The Rebels were at least flying a captured Imperial shuttle, and that probably wasn't even the first time that day somebody tried landing on Endor using old codes. If the US military can fuck that one up with just one planet, the Empire can fuck it up with a galaxy of planets.

[@Arko777777]

And then she killed the medics straight up - the only guys in that army that were somewhat sympathetic.

[@fandomking8939]

​@@KetsubanSoloand Vader knew it was them.

[@RoyOrbisonsElvisTape]

Not just no combines (first built in1835, here on earth), but no grain drills - available since 1701, or disc harrows, modern adjustable ones have been around since 1940.

[@Twortortle]

Zack please, stop using your dnd sessions as movie ideas.

[@sgtGiggsy]

Nah... The dungeon master who comes up with this plot for a campaign would get mauled to death with dice.

[@doublep1980]

Zack Snyder has become his own parody by now and I dunno why they're still giving him these huge budgets.

[@dadocta5168]

Because his is the best director we've got.

[@doublep1980]

@@dadocta5168 Lol.

[@notkimpine]

zack snyder sucks ass because army of the dead is the most dissapointing movies of 2024 even the trailers can fool you because it's sets on a post apocslyptic las vegas and guess what fighting zombie tigers and fight zombies more. that's fucking it. this is zack snyder's of the worst and dissapointing movies of all time. netflix go home you drunk making these awful movies and wasted 3 hours of my life watching this shit

[@danhay8933]

Once netflix gives him the flick I dont see big prod. companies handing out 100's of mil, he might have to do mid budget dross for his dwindling fan base

[@converse5874]

he's got tattoos on his arms. that's why

[@rutchjohnson]

Things are so bad these days that I have to watch these kind of reviews first to absolutely make sure my time isn’t wasted. Thanks for the heads up!

[@musthaf9]

Welcome to the club, I’ve been like this for years now. And the studios have the audacity to blame reviewers when their film flopped, wtf

[@Brainflayer]

"Can we watch Dune?" "We have Dune at Home" Dune at Home:

[@SweatyFatGuy]

Wish/Temu/Great Value Dune.

[@All2Meme]

It's like Dune, but only one letter different.

[@THX--nn5bu]

Dollar General Dune.

[@Tsar-Czar]

I wouldnt compare Rebel Moon to Dune. Dune is a cinematography masterpiece and Rebel moon is ĥorse shite.

[@gagalover2k10]

@@Tsar-Czarthat was the point of the OP's comment

[@JoeBoxerNo1]

I was looking forward to Rebel Moon so badly!! I didnt want to believe you guys on how bad it was. Then after watching it. I will NEVER question your authority EVER AGAIN. It was such a dumster fire, I had to FF through SOOOOOO much of it just to get to the end. I think I ended up watching 1.5 hours of the 4 hour Total. I even wish I had FF through more of it though too. I am so freaking SICK of this skinny female super mary sue trope, it makes me wanna bash my head against the wall.

[@marsmarv]

These two films are a masterclass on: - how not to write a script - how not to art direct - how not to direct...

[@Dragonfyre137]

This movie is a master class on how not to. "How not to" what? Yes.

[@wavion2]

Evil Lloyd: Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Strong Female Character: Wh-- Evil Lloyd: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[@chrisgenson2278]

Strong Female Character: Your REEE is pitiful! Mine is the true REEE!

[@SlavicHavoc]

-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBEL Moon.

[@Goc4ever]

SJWs in a nutshell.

[@M1GarandMan3005]

“Guys! GUYS!! GUYS!!!!!”

[@random2829]

More than a DECADE and Disney has still not made a profit on the purchase of Star Wars.

[@SubZero-hs9xc]

Not exaxtly, they didnt make THE money on movies, but on the merchandise

[@oXRaptorzXo]

Yes they did. Just not on movies alone.

[@duditsgrey5148]

@@SubZero-hs9xc exactly this

[@marloncebo242]

​@@oXRaptorzXoI'd love to see the hard numbers. I personally think they did not. Because hasbro has gotten slaughtered the past decade.

[@randomlygeneratedname7171]

Think of it this way. The movies for Disney are just expensive adverts that they don’t really care about.

[@marko-gj1uj]

Snyder saw what Disney did to Star Wars and followed their footsteps

[@dangerousrobot9692]

Love that he just starts using Return of the Jedi footage cause that's basically what the movie's plot was.

[@Pemulis1]

The best thing about shows like this is the hilarious reviews they generate, and nobody is as funny as The Drinker. Also, the comment section is comedy gold.

[@of7551]

Maybe those films will use the warriors

[@Noxis07]

Wheat? Seriously? Galactic empire fighting peasants for fucking wheat? Wow, that is an impressive level of stupid. They couldn't have just made the peasants miners digging up a super rare magical bullshit macguffin rock that can turn you into a demigod? That would've been infinitely better than using wheat to drive the plot forward.

[@tarsioguedes]

But then, How can you make a "resemblance" about third world countries being "exploited" by selling food to rich white people countries like America? lol Don't get me wrong, I'm brazilian and I still live here. I just recognize woke bs when I see it.

[@treyjordan3168]

Why couldn't the Empire just BUY the Wheat? It sounds a helluva lot Cheaper than Invading with an Army of Conscripts

[@cattysplat]

It's like a terrible anecdote to the Ukraine war.

[@jacksimpson8529]

@@treyjordan3168 They tried that in the 1st movie, even offering a great price (3x the usual rate) for it. But village leader lying to them, by saying they didn't have the surplus the villains wanted, made Admiral Noble flip out and murder him, then demand the wheat or they'd kill them all.

[@Orange67647]

Like, isnt the first step to be intergalactical tirant is to make automated food farming in 1 dedicated planets that free of human freewill in case this stupid farmer hungerstrike happen

[@justforever96]

So to save us from the remakes and franchises his plan was to make a series of films that are just a bunch of existing tropes and concepts repackaged in artistic film technique? Although part of me feels like maybe little should have choked this down because if it falls the studios will just say "yep, see, no market for original non-IP films, what else do we have left in the vault we broke into?"

[@chasehedges6775]

In the words of Tony Stark to Loki: “Not a great plan.”

[@Marshal_Dunnik]

I'd like to see a J.J. Abrams and Zack Snyder collab, slow motion and lens flare would be a truly epic filmmaking combination

[@Verschal]

Best enjoyed with Baysplotions, and shaky cam.

[@StCreed]

Add in some more harvesting and we're golden :)

[@SubZero-hs9xc]

It would create a wormhole of unoriginality and destroy the World as we Know it, Turn it into a project of Ryan Johnson

[@NexusKin]

Throw Michael Bay in there to have excessive explosions.

[@andersmaidment]

Remember the end of Serenity? When Joss Whedon made you think they were going to go around the room with everyone saying that they were in and why? Then the third person (Wash?) Said something like, "What's the plan?"

[@simplewrites]

General advice: "Same but different. Take ideas,concepts, character and story archetypes from the past which people can recognize but add a new twist or combine them in a different way so that it feels new." Zack Snyder: "Same but different. Just copy everything but with a superficial paint job. Got it."

[@motherplayer]

Thanks for getting that right. There is a difference between using archtypes with a twist or combining in a different way to get a fresh outlook compared to just copying with a superficial paint job.

[@jefferydraper4019]

I know...he seriously could have turned the Seven Samurai thing around and really screwed with people. Maybe have the bad guy go off and find seven more bad-guys to attack the seven good-guys.

[@simplewrites]

@@jefferydraper4019 he seems to think that if he just puts the concept into his film, people will automatically like it despite him not doing anything with it. Zack: "I have a spaceship!" Audience: "Oh cool. Does it have any significance? Does it play an important role or perhaps provide good world building so we can better understand the setting? Perhaps it's an item of connection or of great historical value to one of the characters." Zack: "........uh..... SPACESHIP!"

[@jefferydraper4019]

@@simplewrites more of the reason that movies see great opening weekends then drop off immediately to oblivion. In 1984, I was watching the Terminator in theater for like the fifth time with a packed crowd. When it went to the $1 theater it was even more nuts. Hollywood has lost originality and creativity. I blame the comic book fanatics.

[@LurkingCosmicHorrors]

@@jefferydraper4019 This movie should have been a mirror of the first movie with Admiral Noble recruiting 7 evil guys to attack the village. A space king shark, an evil robot but its a roomba instead of humanoid, a dude made of laser swords, 3 more space sharks, and finally Belisarius.

[@RaymondCore]

I just re-watched "Hondo (1953)". An awful lot of great acting, character development, story telling, cinematography, action, and romance packed into only an hour and 23 minutes. A movie about real people doing what real people do and no special effects. I miss the old "Studio System"; they were movie factories that knew how to make movies. Now it's about making money or having 'write-offs' for wealthy envestors.

[@Vigriff]

If they were interested in making money then they wouldn't be belching out mediocre movies.

[@dogwithsunglasses4051]

Anti-genius will now be forever stuck in my vocabulary, thanks Drinker

[@reignman30]

That reminds me of the time when politician Hank Johnson was worried about the island of Guam capsizing due to over population and couldn't think of the word "narrow" so kept referring to it as the "uh uh umm least-wide" side of the island.

[@cyberspace667]

It’s very clever

[@dannyknightblade4592]

Zack Snyder is very much an anti genius.

[@JackMcLeodJr]

I stopped watching and consuming mainstream films, TV, games, products etc about a decade ago. Honestly it seems that I am missing absolutely nothing. I enjoy your banter mate 🥃 cheers Drinker

[@sevenproxies4255]

I've been enjoying myself with tracking down older films and shows that I haven't seen before. So much more rewarding than trying to catch the latest and not so greatest. Mostly because back then, professional writers made the scripts. As opposed to the glorified fanfiction that people produce today.

[@JackMcLeodJr]

@@sevenproxies4255 Don't get me started man, I'm completely nostalgic by nature lol. I can't stand how false everything has become. Zero standards, zero originality nowadays.

[@sevenproxies4255]

@@JackMcLeodJr It's good that people like Critical Drinker are around. His tastes match mine to a fair degree, so I like to give new stuff a watch if he approves. It sure beats using the normie mainstream media reviews or Rotten tomatoes. You gotta find those cultural soulmates who do reviews.

[@CMCAdvanced]

You telling me you haven't seen infinity war?

[@JackMcLeodJr]

@@CMCAdvanced Have heard of it but nope, not really interested tbh.

[@timgorg1919]

Planning a whole invasion with ships and soldiers to fight a village is like cutting a toast with a katana or playing dodgeball with a bazooka. It's a bit inefficient. What if they planted own grain. Or picked another planet. Or paid them a bit more. Or literally anything else than gathering a dozen ships to fight a village.

[@Diree]

You could say it was his ego and his wounded pride ... but then again, apparently nobody in this empire is in control of anything and I'm really struggling to understand how it keeps functioning if these are its admirals.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

@@Diree Yeah. That's Netflix.

[@georgetazberik6834]

If this was supposed to be Seven Samurai in Space, it should be a roving band of space pirates or mercenaries. But Rebel Moon is like if the Seven Samurai were attacked by thousands of the Shogun's bushi.

[@jamesdewane1642]

Wait. You're all too quick to judge this. Hear me out. Look at it like Jung. The empire is the left brain. OK, now I see. It'd be easier to write a better movie than justify this one.

[@Gd90Z]

Exactly. You have technology to bring people back from dead, faster than light travel, access to millions of worlds... just find a suitable empty planet and grow whatever you want on it ? Maybe in this universe IQs don't ever go above 60 that's the reason.

[@ThatActorGuyAdamson]

Thank you. Culmination of the career Zack has paved for himself.

[@Monz805]

Such a shame as his early movies were some of my favourites... 300, sucker punch etc✌️

[@Mouse_Metal]

The Evil Empire has technologies so advanced they can resurrect Evil Loyd and make him reach adulthood in a few days and then the aging process stops, but they can´t grow their own crop. 😂😅🤣😆

[@miladrahim5437]

The Evil Empre Inc. has 99 problem and growing crop sure is one of em, lmao.

[@majinvegitto4238]

They were watering their crops with Mountain Dew.

[@jimlamb7642]

It is so hard to find quality organic food.

[@DensDigitalDen]

I lost it when I saw the engine room of the spaceship, and there was like coal and fires? A galactic steam powered spaceship! Amazing stuff!

[@neillgowans4350]

Like the star wars dreadnought dropping dumb bombs after travelling to get to the destination in hyperspace having avoided planet killing lasers. Layer after layer of stupidity.

[@RabbitShirak]

Spared no expense!

[@havocgr1976]

Don't forget the crank used to turn the gun rofl

[@Rx37Legacy]

@@RabbitShirak Whenever i read these words i think of the Jurassic Park Ford cars meme 😂

[@dimercamparini]

Not that the completely manual targeting system for the big starship cannon, coming directly out of 1915 WW1 era, was any better...

[@kevinbuja8105]

“Charisma vacuum” & “Swinging farm implements in slow-motion like this is charity for farm aid…” 😂😂😂

[@Nnif-p7d]

Drinker: My today I will quit drinking. Netflix: rebel moon the Snyder cuts of part 1 and 2 out now Drinker:

[@WhatTheFrag]

Drinker, you've advanced to a new level. The lengthy star wars footage was F-ing halarious.

[@CobraDBlade]

Funnily enough The Slow-Mo Guys recently did an interview with Zack Snyder on the subject of slow-motion footage. The video is nearly an hour long. I swear the joke just writes itself.

[@cooperholand]

Honestly, I saw that part where they all started telling their back stories and immediately thought "drinker is going to tear this exposition to shreds"

[@mkultra2456]

Are you sure you're being honest? Be honest now.

[@cooperholand]

@@mkultra2456 honestly

[@cooperholand]

@@mkultra2456 literally in fact

[@mkultra2456]

@@cooperholand Are you actually literally genuinely honestly being honest?

[@kevinmalone1048]

You had me at Anthony Hopkins!

[@jcwoodman5285]

Not only did I NOT finish it, I didn't even realize I stopped watching. I just wandered off...😬

[@goober5713]

Damn, that's, that's harsh.

[@mancyank564]

But fair

[@goober5713]

@@mancyank564 I haven't watched either movie because I would probably do the same thing.

[@reignman30]

I honestly don't even remember hearing about it and I find out in a Drinker video there's a part 2. Was it straight to VHS or something?

[@paperclip6377]

​@@reignman30it was on Netflix I think.

[@dinosaurwoman]

I was eating and nearly choked on my food when you said Evil Lloyd. Thanks, Drinker! ❤

[@thegamedudeguy]

I hate we live in a time where special effects make you think you want to watch a movie but when you do you realize you shouldn't've

[@emirlsanchos6302]

Most movies nowadays are glorified tech demos.

[@SebaztienHawke-ci5hm]

I have not seen “shouldn’t’ve” written before. You’ve got guts, son, bringing that many contractions into one written word 😂

[@bullthatsalive9111]

Could have been great.... but at this point ill watch these back to back rather than star wars or rings of power

[@theengineerfiles5885]

White People Be Like: *Croatian Nokia ringtone* Black People Be Like: amog Grey People Be Like: *speaking in medieval guitar* Gold People Be Like: “It’s Snydering time.” Purple People Be Like: **PINGAS**