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2 ай бұрын

Jon Stewart dives into Biden’s SOTU and the holes in Trump's and the GOP's performative patriotism. Plus, Desi Lydic and Michael Kosta discuss the House’s proposed plan to block TikTok, RFK's unexpected VP pick, Kate Middleton conspiracy theories, and Elon Musk's shutdown of Don Lemon's X partnership. #DailyShow #Comedy
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@karinpewe3840
@karinpewe3840 2 ай бұрын
"To have a villainous ruler forced upon you is a misfortune. To elect him yourself is a disgrace." -Samuel Adams
@elibnem4126
@elibnem4126 2 ай бұрын
Can we avoid any more disgrace America ? We've had our fill
@louisehicks3285
@louisehicks3285 2 ай бұрын
Great quote!
@cindyschneider4728
@cindyschneider4728 2 ай бұрын
Beautiful!
@hoffjt1
@hoffjt1 2 ай бұрын
@@elibnem4126 The Right is not done until they have their Dicktator in Office
@shawncyphers2043
@shawncyphers2043 2 ай бұрын
I so agree
@ChristiansStormedOurCapitol
@ChristiansStormedOurCapitol 2 ай бұрын
Remove the Tax Exempt Status of American Churches and fund public education. End the cults!
@jenniebranch6188
@jenniebranch6188 2 ай бұрын
AMEN!
@user-px5wi8tw6c
@user-px5wi8tw6c 2 ай бұрын
I can't give this post enough thumbs up
@christopherbeattie3126
@christopherbeattie3126 2 ай бұрын
More wealth in religion than anything. Totally agree 👍
@SeaJay_Oceans
@SeaJay_Oceans 2 ай бұрын
government schools are criminal child abuse destroying the souls of children.
@dangonzalez3505
@dangonzalez3505 2 ай бұрын
Those godless liberals. And those godless communists. Therefore, liberals are communists.
@charlestidwell4970
@charlestidwell4970 2 ай бұрын
Jon hits the nail on the head again. The redcoat thing was spot-on genius.
@Mark-Haddow
@Mark-Haddow 2 ай бұрын
Why? It's factually incorrect. The redcoats weren't the ones waging war so treaties could be broken with the indigenous people. PS, the US lost the war with the Redcoats. The revolutionary war was between British separatists and British loyalists.
@EebstertheGreat
@EebstertheGreat 2 ай бұрын
@@Mark-Haddow If you think the British never broke any treaties with American Indians, you haven't spent much time reading about the French and Indian Wars. But that's obviously not what the analogy was anyway. Trump wants to be a dictator, and his supporters say he should be. His opponents want a democratic republic. The comparison is so obvious I can't believe you would disagree with it.
@HRHDMKYT
@HRHDMKYT 2 ай бұрын
@@Mark-HaddowThat last part is what Jon was referring to: Trump wants to be a King👑, and these MAGAts want to let him, so they’re like the British Loyalists & their red coat fighters. Trumpers know little about history, so they probably have no clue that they’re likely to lose just like the British did back then. The British retreated and were allowed to sail back home, but where are these MAGAts going to go when they lose their ‘fight’ against the Libs? 🤷‍♂️
@MrMancreatedgod
@MrMancreatedgod 2 ай бұрын
​@@Mark-Haddowsure bruh. No red coats were sent over. You're lacking alot apparently but historical knowledge is certainly amongst it.
@charlestidwell4970
@charlestidwell4970 2 ай бұрын
Thank you Professor History Geek. It has nothing to do with history, it's satire, not history. The fact that it, according to you, is inaccurate, is irrelevant to the context of the comedy skit. This isn't a Ken Burns PBS special, it's the Daily Show on Comedy Central. The dichotomy he points out and the relevance of the portrayals of the respective parties and their juxtapositioned hypocrisy is the point. The hypocrisy of traitor worship and trying to say it is patriotic was succinct spot-on, and genius. I hope this helps clear up your confusion on the skit.
@ivocanevo
@ivocanevo 2 ай бұрын
The Daily Show is nailing it. Welcome back, Jon!
@ericb6048
@ericb6048 2 ай бұрын
meh, it's just tickling your brainwashing
@bird3713
@bird3713 2 ай бұрын
John's monologue that ended with the "wear the right color coats" was honestly sheer brilliance.
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 2 ай бұрын
They probably will because they don't know their history or have proper education in general. At this point, I just don't think they want to admit they've been conned for the past 9 years!
@JeffreySchueler
@JeffreySchueler 2 ай бұрын
I listened to this without watching the audio (the first time anyway) and assumed the coats he referenced were brown.
@christopherporter2459
@christopherporter2459 2 ай бұрын
Jon's
@emsnewssupkis6453
@emsnewssupkis6453 2 ай бұрын
Do understand that the color reverse is at work here. Communists on the left are normally 'red' while we citizens who want freedom are 'blue' but the leftists took up the 'blue' so we are 'red'. Hey, silly leftists! VOTE RED! Thank you.
@user-yb5bg8im5g
@user-yb5bg8im5g 2 ай бұрын
it was mocking and gratuitous. ''all hat, no cattle.'' john used to offer guidance and solutions. now he is taking potshots from the sidelines for laughs and clicks.
@sharontuttle3000
@sharontuttle3000 2 ай бұрын
I love that JS calling out my words "these people are not patriots"
@mikek9297
@mikek9297 2 ай бұрын
They are in fact traitors. This should be grounds for taking awat their citizenship.
@80s-el9vc
@80s-el9vc 2 ай бұрын
Don't call them maga... Since trumps charges are RICO charges, call them RICO... Republicans In Cult Orangeman.
@ghostpiratelechuck2259
@ghostpiratelechuck2259 2 ай бұрын
Not much of an indictment. “Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.”
@shepherdsknoll
@shepherdsknoll 2 ай бұрын
They are not conservatives either, anymore than a hillbilly is a conservative.
@19Slim68
@19Slim68 2 ай бұрын
Jon Stewart supports open borders. How is that patriotic?
@Killerwale-hk4wy
@Killerwale-hk4wy 2 ай бұрын
Please America, don't let democracy down
@rickiex
@rickiex 2 ай бұрын
It's going to be hard, but many Republicans are waking up. We just need to survive one more election cycle of this clown show and hopefully we can go back to boring politics
@Killerwale-hk4wy
@Killerwale-hk4wy 2 ай бұрын
@@rickiex I really hope that you'll manage. I'm not American. I'm from Belgium but if Trump would be elected it'd be an international catastrophy which I am not looking forward to.
@MajorHenryL.
@MajorHenryL. 2 ай бұрын
Agreed! Vote out ALL DEMOKKKRATS!
@MajorHenryL.
@MajorHenryL. 2 ай бұрын
⁠@@Killerwale-hk4wy Why would it be a catastrophe? We had a fairly stable world when he was in office.
@tracysmith2790
@tracysmith2790 2 ай бұрын
🤣@@MajorHenryL.
@xxtokenxx
@xxtokenxx 2 ай бұрын
These two together were a great pair this week!
@SirSmoldham
@SirSmoldham 2 ай бұрын
"The Red Caps are coming, the Red Caps are coming!"
@elibnem4126
@elibnem4126 2 ай бұрын
Could be a future prediction. Thankfully none of them are smart enough to ever pull off any kind of lasting organization.
@HOTD108_
@HOTD108_ 2 ай бұрын
"Oh I'm gonna come" - Dictator Don.
@bardsamok9221
@bardsamok9221 2 ай бұрын
​@@elibnem4126they won't win by being smart, they'll win if democrats don't vote.
@ericb6048
@ericb6048 2 ай бұрын
@@elibnem4126 are you sterilizing more 5 yr olds today ?
@stephensorensen4477
@stephensorensen4477 2 ай бұрын
Please vote. 🗳💙🇺🇸
@MaekarManastorm
@MaekarManastorm 2 ай бұрын
No
@TheRealBlueValhalla
@TheRealBlueValhalla 2 ай бұрын
Maeker gave up or is in Russia and can't vote anywhere.
@troyrager1352
@troyrager1352 2 ай бұрын
😂
@tapatton9
@tapatton9 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Vote harder, daddy uwu
@d3po989
@d3po989 2 ай бұрын
For who??
@MaFo82
@MaFo82 2 ай бұрын
The jab at Matt Gaetz was just *chef's kiss* 12:11
@girlcheck
@girlcheck 2 ай бұрын
My daughter works at petsmart. People come in there all the time, grab dog food and walk out the front door. Shooting them doesn't make much sense for a $20 bag of dog food. They don't even allow their employees to intervene for fear they could be harmed. Can you imagine if they had an armed guard in there shooting people? No one would want to work there.
@mariposa9506
@mariposa9506 2 ай бұрын
Do they like being robbed? Having at least a deterrent would, well, deter it. Rather then shutting down the store due to losses and putting people out of work.
@alwillk
@alwillk 2 ай бұрын
Those bags of dog food cost Pennys on the dollar to manufacture. The mark up on that stuff is ridiculous. 30-60 %
@girlcheck
@girlcheck 2 ай бұрын
@@mariposa9506 You'd be surprised. This is the policy of many retailers now. That's the reason why all of those people got fired at Lululemon when there was a shoplifting scourge on their store and they attempted to stop the perpetrators. Unless they specifically have security, the employees are told not to intervene. My daughter's supervisor did say something to some people in the parking lot after they had stolen some dog food and they started throwing cans of dog food at her and hit her in the head. Battling the constant neverending issue of shoplifting is not worth the loss or harm of a human life.
@girlcheck
@girlcheck 2 ай бұрын
@@alwillk umm.. okay. But does that make it okay to steal it? Personally, I don't feed my dog's dog food. It's all s***.
@names_are_useless
@names_are_useless 2 ай бұрын
​@@mariposa9506 You're under the assumption Petsmart hasn't perform Risk Analysis on thefts and taken them into account in their profit margins. Either that or you're just looking for retribution for retribution's sake. I have to imagine these thefts are considered the more financially safe path over the potential liability of harm that could come from their employees trying to stop a robbery. Imagine a lawsuit if the robber and/or employees were hospitalized, or even killed. I've helped project Risk Analysis for several companies and have seen this point brought up before. Last I checked PetsSmart, as a business, was doing fine and not going bankrupt.
@dianadeane9233
@dianadeane9233 2 ай бұрын
You guys are able to make awful news bearable- thank you ❤️
@TheRealBlueValhalla
@TheRealBlueValhalla 2 ай бұрын
@@YoUtUbEOFFICIALrealnotrick i thought you swore by bleach and horse paste, Boris
@MrHPham
@MrHPham 2 ай бұрын
During State of Union. I saw red coat and hat. 😂
@cscs88
@cscs88 2 ай бұрын
What an actual 🤡 she is
@chocolab3014
@chocolab3014 2 ай бұрын
Just one with blonde hair and a dumb grin. 😂
@DR.Poncho-dx4zr
@DR.Poncho-dx4zr 2 ай бұрын
I'll bet you did!! There were a few dressed up in maga gear and matching hat there that night.
@stephensorensen4477
@stephensorensen4477 2 ай бұрын
mtg
@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket
@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket 2 ай бұрын
@@stephensorensen4477 I hate Maga the Gather. (Magic fans get it)
@marmac7619
@marmac7619 2 ай бұрын
"Redcoats" & CONFEDERATES, but hardly - "PATRIOTS!"
@AuditioningByHeart
@AuditioningByHeart 2 ай бұрын
Desi Lydic, rocks!
@SlowCarsFastSFV
@SlowCarsFastSFV 2 ай бұрын
Thank you for calling that out, Jon. I've always found it disturbing that Trump and his supporters consider themselves American Patriots, but work to undo the framework of our institutions and societal norms.
@22568307r
@22568307r 2 ай бұрын
wolf in wolfs clothing and they're still blind
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 2 ай бұрын
@@22568307r None so blind as those who will not see.
@kathrynfrank4291
@kathrynfrank4291 2 ай бұрын
The "real America" bs is a ridiculous and racist.
@Ejexion
@Ejexion 2 ай бұрын
If you're referring to the part about freedom of the press, imagine the situation was reversed, and a right-winged edition wrote something false about the left. What would happen? Oh, that's right, it did, and that network was penalized heavily. For reasons -completely unbeknownst to the unsuspecting liberal viewer-, this treatment is never doled out evenly, as ABC, MSNBC, CNN have all been caught running countless false stories, most of the time knowingly, with paid actors posing as witnesses. It should be very, very disconcerting to everyone in the US that these networks are not held to the same level of scrutiny as, for instance, Fox. Sadly, the narrow-minded left won't realize this until they're finally cast into reality, when things have progressed to such a point that these blue-haired trans activists are being slaughtered by migrants in their cardboard-box-of-a-home, with their dying plea being "But I thought our strength was our diversity?!" Enjoy that, because it's coming, faster than these news networks will ever show you.
@DoubleTrouble-li5wi
@DoubleTrouble-li5wi 2 ай бұрын
I hate to do this but uh: undue --> undo.
@lorijensen2272
@lorijensen2272 2 ай бұрын
My brother died in a car accident it was a painful blur!! I remember the month and year but not the day! Some people do not want to remember every single thing about a loved ones death! Sicko people probably never lost anyone close to them!
@barcelonachair6487
@barcelonachair6487 2 ай бұрын
It's how we survive the pain of memories. People who are not attached personally to tragedy can create history and emotional dialogue about events in their minds to connect to things, but others who have survived the actual events in their own lives will leave out certain details such as dates, people, time, places, scents, colours etc to help them cope throughout the years. Many people even block the event completely. I am so sorry for your loss. I hope you are doing OK :)
@disorganizedorg
@disorganizedorg 2 ай бұрын
[probably never lost anyone close to them!] Since nobody in their right mid would become genuinely close to him, that seems a forgone conclusion.
@gwolf7716
@gwolf7716 2 ай бұрын
I say they never had anyone close to them in general or anyone they actually cared for as a narcissist.
@MarkJones-n
@MarkJones-n 2 ай бұрын
Not to mention that Hur ‘forgot’ that Biden actually gave the correct month/day.
@seashackf1
@seashackf1 2 ай бұрын
@@gwolf7716exactly tons of people around them who all want something from them, but no one close.
@n1vca
@n1vca 2 ай бұрын
The Daily Show / their writers and anchors are brilliant
@rachelgates509
@rachelgates509 2 ай бұрын
When asked about the statement made to the president, “you appear to have a photographic recall of the house…” Hur clearly WANTED to say he DIDNT RECALL saying that!!! That’s why he said that the words do appear on page 47 of the transcript!!! Oh??? You don’t RECALL saying that?!!! What’s the problem?!!! Are you, perhaps, a “sympathetic, well meaning, elderly man with a poor memory”?!!!!! Well?!!!
@andypandy9013
@andypandy9013 2 ай бұрын
Hi! A Brit here. PLEASE don't call Trumpers "Redcoats". That insults us. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kathyhague1867
@kathyhague1867 2 ай бұрын
Well, yes, of course calling them redcoats probably is difficult to the British who are alive now, but the way John Stewart is using it is rather appropriate. Our two party system the color red stands for the Republicans and the color blue stands for Democrats. With that being said, Donald Trump has pushed his red hats, and the people who wear them to believe that he is the only one who can rule this country. As you know, the president in the United States cannot serve more than eight years/2 terms. So the redcoats phrase is going to represent people who say they don’t want a democracy anymore. That’s what it boils down to the red people want 1 leader until he dies the blue people want to be able to vote for their president like our country has for the last 250 years. It’s not necessarily a dig to the British people now, it’s a dig at Trump‘s people who want to throw our constitution out the window.
@StevenKeery
@StevenKeery 2 ай бұрын
​@@kathyhague1867: Another pesky Brit here, Andy Pandy's comment was a tongue in cheek joke. Hence his emojies.
@justinbarion2269
@justinbarion2269 2 ай бұрын
​@@StevenKeery cheeky m8
@mattnagel8486
@mattnagel8486 2 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure, given the situation you've put yourselves in over there, this should be the least of your problems. But, with a screen name like "andypandy", I'll go out on a limb and guess that you're easily offended by nature.
@justinbarion2269
@justinbarion2269 2 ай бұрын
@mattnagel8486 no one's offended that you have low reading comprehension!
@batgurrl
@batgurrl 2 ай бұрын
Having Jon Stewart back on The Daily Show we need now more than ever. Stop supporting Trump’s ways, the opposite of patriotism. Monarchy S**T indeed. Please vote BLUE up and down the Ballot 💙🌊🌊🌊
@border411
@border411 2 ай бұрын
And Biden has done what for this country in the past 3 years?
@Anon54387
@Anon54387 2 ай бұрын
Think about the irony of calling Trump a redcoat when Dems are the ones who openly say they want to take people's guns away. THINK about that, let it really sink in, look up the Battles of Lexington and Concord if you have to.
@Obrimus
@Obrimus 2 ай бұрын
@@border411Not destroyed it, not tried to destroy it / end your freedom. And since you only have two options in your country (which is lamentable), the choice is very much obviously not the wannabe Führer.
@emsnewssupkis6453
@emsnewssupkis6453 2 ай бұрын
Leftists live in a closed world. Jon isn't popular. His audience isn't big at all.
@STFUBITCH96
@STFUBITCH96 2 ай бұрын
​@border411 not said he wanted to be a dictator?
@tamarachalcroft6227
@tamarachalcroft6227 2 ай бұрын
Why's it always seem we get more truth, served with a spoon of sugar sweet humor ❤😢✌️🤟USA🎉
@clm1115523
@clm1115523 2 ай бұрын
What's wrong with Hur's memory... 6:47, he doesn't seem to have any recall of what he said ... stating only, that the words appear in the transcript!
@Antares2
@Antares2 2 ай бұрын
He avoids creating the sound clip of him saying "yes, I said photographic" or something like that... like it's going to matter.
@michaelkissane6138
@michaelkissane6138 2 ай бұрын
Seeing those MAGA folks reminded me of Mark Twain's quote, "The best argument against a Democracy was a five-minute conversation with the average citizen". Please prove him wrong in November......PLEASE!
@jeffreydean7556
@jeffreydean7556 2 ай бұрын
Anyone on the extreme is crazy and man on the street style cherry picked examples are always going to be cringe. There are incredibly cringe people on the far left and far right.
@luis_sa78
@luis_sa78 2 ай бұрын
​​@@jeffreydean7556stop the false equivalency. There's no candidate on the far left with half the country willing to vote for him. Biden does not talk about killing militaries unwilling to do his bidding, does not say he wants to be a dictator, does not advocate to shoot people on the streets for stealing. IT IS NOT THE SAME.
@WhatUserNameDammit
@WhatUserNameDammit 2 ай бұрын
​@@jeffreydean7556 Sure - But only one side is advocating for the removal of constitutional rights and liberties. One side is advocating for shooting shoplifters, one side is advocating for a dictatorship. I can happily ignore a rant from a leftist, without worrying they're going to shoot me. Can't say the same for a right wing nut job.
@theairstig9164
@theairstig9164 2 ай бұрын
People in places other than America are deeply suspicious of democracy. Certainly suspicious of USA style presidential democracy . Examples include Hungary, Romania and Vietnam. Sometimes when people say “we need a benign dictator” it’s exactly what they mean.
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 2 ай бұрын
That redcoat analogy tho lol
@Mark-Haddow
@Mark-Haddow 2 ай бұрын
What about it. All it proves is Stewart hasn't a clue about Historical accuracy. *The redcoats by the way, defeated the US* The revolutionary war was between separatists and loyalists, with the separatists calling UDI to break treaties, which would see the slaughter of persecuted indigenous tribes.
@stephengould2232
@stephengould2232 2 ай бұрын
:What about their legs? They don't need their legs."
@VivaCo18
@VivaCo18 2 ай бұрын
You go Jon. Tell it like it is. ✌️
@Kamehaiku
@Kamehaiku 2 ай бұрын
Red and blue are equally evil and working against US citizens.
@justalittlewine1952
@justalittlewine1952 2 ай бұрын
“What are we doing“? That is what I thought when I heard people say that they did not know who to vote for. It was a no-brainer for me. I am not going to elect a dictator hoping to get cheap eggs. You’re basically offering to give up your freedom to save two dollars off of eggs. If I go to the supermarket and eggs are expensive, I don’t buy it. And if we all did that I bet you the price of eggs will drop.
@oliviaturner7388
@oliviaturner7388 2 ай бұрын
Plus, the price of eggs went up under Trump!!!! He couldn’t handle the trucker’s issues, or solve ANY problems at all. He wrecked farmers, fishermen, restaurants, and had to pay them lots of money, so they wouldn’t go out of business! He enabled and oversaw the deaths of almost 2 million Americans!!!
@HeadCannonPrime
@HeadCannonPrime 2 ай бұрын
The dumbest part is that Trump wouldn't care what the price of eggs are, or anything else. He would de-regulate the egg farms so they be able to charge whatever they wanted.
@us3990
@us3990 2 ай бұрын
Egg prices are high in Canada too, pretty sure we can’t blame it on Biden 🤔
@bjdefilippo447
@bjdefilippo447 2 ай бұрын
@@us3990 Exactly. The data shows that greedy corporations are gouging us, charging way more than the increases to their costs. People seem to think leaders control everything!
@demial4
@demial4 2 ай бұрын
​@@us3990this is exactly why I'm so confused when people complain about prices in America. Do they not check world news??
@JoshDisher
@JoshDisher 2 ай бұрын
If Hurr were on Star Trek, Im fairly sure his shirt would be red there too. 😉
@mammawlee
@mammawlee 2 ай бұрын
☺️☺️☺️ Send them home! Where is their home? NORTH KOREA!
@stoppin2look
@stoppin2look 2 ай бұрын
"45" really embodies today's Republican party -- not a bit of "love thy neighbor" or "judge not that ye be not judged" in any of them.
@user-rr3uu4fr7x
@user-rr3uu4fr7x 2 ай бұрын
Those who willingly accept being conned are as corrupt as those who con them.
@owenstevens7151
@owenstevens7151 2 ай бұрын
Meh, I don't care if they con themselves. Just stupidity then. Issue is they're conning me too by giving that dunce power.
@camcornish2634
@camcornish2634 2 ай бұрын
Facts and trumpers do not mix well.
@Justineyedia
@Justineyedia 2 ай бұрын
😂 "I only want to be a dictator for 1 day".🤦 Don't enable this guy
@angelamaryquitecontrary4609
@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 2 ай бұрын
Did you notice the utter lack of "my African Americans" at this event?
@masx4468
@masx4468 2 ай бұрын
@@angelamaryquitecontrary4609No worries, they'll be photoshopped in later.
@seeleunit2000
@seeleunit2000 2 ай бұрын
Exactly. If someone had managed to rein in that oversized Oompa Loompa years ago, we wouldn't be in this mess.
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 2 ай бұрын
Dictators, a class of people famous for their willingness to surrender total power. That's why there isn't a major American city named after the one guy to actually do that in the last 2 500 years, and why George Washington, after his refusal to be named King of the new American state, wasn't famously named "the American Cincinnatus".
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 2 ай бұрын
Say’s every dictator!
@mjc11a
@mjc11a 2 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant episode! The cast, the writers, and all those who work behind the scenes to put this together have my eternal gratitude 🙏
@Florian1260
@Florian1260 2 ай бұрын
Red coats, red hats. Same same
@Paumanokcom
@Paumanokcom 2 ай бұрын
Smaller font but still binding. Solid writing.
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 2 ай бұрын
Have you ever had a Trump Club Sandwich? A trump sandwich consists of toasted white bread, with an orange glaze on the outside, it's full of baloney and spam, with Russian dressing and a small pickle on the side. You can substitute the pickle for a small mushroom head for $130K.
@surfmarine3118
@surfmarine3118 2 ай бұрын
Awesomely funny
@markedly1013
@markedly1013 2 ай бұрын
Yuck!
@mitchellcintron2079
@mitchellcintron2079 2 ай бұрын
Do they wrap the sandwich in classifide documents?
@usmc187
@usmc187 2 ай бұрын
😂👍🏼
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 2 ай бұрын
@@mitchellcintron2079 Bamboo paper from Chineer.
@DamienPalmer
@DamienPalmer 2 ай бұрын
Desi + Michael are very dynamic.
@deniceeverham9467
@deniceeverham9467 2 ай бұрын
Thank you Jon
@mammawlee
@mammawlee 2 ай бұрын
It makes me sick everytime l hear about a 'bride' in prison.
@KeithJackson-ux7eh
@KeithJackson-ux7eh 2 ай бұрын
Why?
@idontwantahandlethough
@idontwantahandlethough 2 ай бұрын
@@KeithJackson-ux7eh because we shouldn't be normalizing SA just because it happens in prison. People often say they "deserve it" for being criminals, but that's nonsense; the punishment for the crime they were convicted of is jail time, not being repeatedly violated. People in prison deserve better. Why? Because.. well, _because they're people._ There doesn't need to be any more of a reason than that.. in theory purely existing means that you deserve a baseline level of decency. no matter what.
@heidistonebraker7380
@heidistonebraker7380 2 ай бұрын
@@idontwantahandlethough Agreed 👍 It’s also another form of misogyny.
@utha2665
@utha2665 2 ай бұрын
It's just Donnie projecting again.
@mariposa9506
@mariposa9506 2 ай бұрын
​@@idontwantahandlethoughunless the crime was sa
@user-mp2xc6dk6v
@user-mp2xc6dk6v 2 ай бұрын
Well. For a man with over ninety criminal charges someone has a strong opinion about shooting robbers. 😅 Be carefull what you wish for.
@Jenauxn
@Jenauxn 2 ай бұрын
He seems to love endorsing things that will and does backfire on him.
@idontwantahandlethough
@idontwantahandlethough 2 ай бұрын
@@Jenauxn will and do*, but yes i def agree
@atomictime9410
@atomictime9410 2 ай бұрын
Any convictions? I haven't heard of any. Reminds me if Hillary and Biden.
@jeffsmith9384
@jeffsmith9384 2 ай бұрын
You can pile all the charges on someone you want, it doesn't make them guilty, it just means you're engaging in lawfare. I thought democrats were smarter than this.
@atomictime9410
@atomictime9410 2 ай бұрын
@@jeffsmith9384 💯
@mcm3a812
@mcm3a812 2 ай бұрын
Ill just say I’m glad jon is back. Other comments have covered the rest.
@JohnDoe-vy5hh
@JohnDoe-vy5hh 2 ай бұрын
I am just astonished that people support him.
@kahanasam
@kahanasam 2 ай бұрын
Did you take a look at his supporters?
@ThatOpalGuy
@ThatOpalGuy 2 ай бұрын
So taking classified documents is basically shoplifting, right dumpy?
@shai4ever
@shai4ever 2 ай бұрын
Exactly...I was thinking the same...and conspired to hide them. 😳😁🙄
@jeffreydean7556
@jeffreydean7556 2 ай бұрын
Don't worry. It's okay if you're too old and senile to be brought to trial.
@troyrager1352
@troyrager1352 2 ай бұрын
What about when Biden took classified documents as vice president?
@dracoargentum9783
@dracoargentum9783 2 ай бұрын
Funny how he demands that shoplifting should be shot, and that he would rather be Lincoln, being shot. Is he trying to tell us something?
@DejaVuSept11
@DejaVuSept11 2 ай бұрын
And shoplifting is now a felony, so…
@wconradjr
@wconradjr 2 ай бұрын
We need Stewart’s classic brand of commentary now more than ever! 😂
@badgerwithagun
@badgerwithagun 2 ай бұрын
I mean, we needed him in 2016, clearly.
@ChrisBar-pv3gp
@ChrisBar-pv3gp 2 ай бұрын
Thank you Jon Stewart... and welcome back!!
@larrysnyder2273
@larrysnyder2273 2 ай бұрын
Amen brother! 100%
@Ramen10420
@Ramen10420 2 ай бұрын
Red hat... hat red... hatred... these people are the embodiment of irony.
@ThatOpalGuy
@ThatOpalGuy 2 ай бұрын
Evil*
@rebeccamartin2399
@rebeccamartin2399 2 ай бұрын
Wow
@SeaJay_Oceans
@SeaJay_Oceans 2 ай бұрын
! MAGA Q ! ;-P
@wisconsinfarmer4742
@wisconsinfarmer4742 2 ай бұрын
keep spreading that one. It might take hold.
@ericb6048
@ericb6048 2 ай бұрын
Funny, because red hats don't hate or insult or cancel ppl
@fredsanford5954
@fredsanford5954 2 ай бұрын
And they should quit using the term "Christian Nationalist". The correct term is "Nationalist Christian", or "Nat-C" for short.
@wordforger
@wordforger 2 ай бұрын
Christian Nationalist: Someone who thinks the nation should be based on christianity, from "Christian Nation." Nationalist Christian: Someone who's really into nationalism, who also happens to be christian. At least that's how it reads to me.
@langying
@langying 2 ай бұрын
I see what you did there
@bretEdwards
@bretEdwards 2 ай бұрын
christo-fascist is more accurate
@bubbawilliams
@bubbawilliams 2 ай бұрын
White nationalist theocrats, these people are in no way following the teachings of Jesus Christ
@monochromaticspider
@monochromaticspider 2 ай бұрын
@@bretEdwards Not really. Their nonsense has sod all to do with Christianity. It's neo-fascism with some pseudo-Christianity on top.
@merenuisence
@merenuisence 2 ай бұрын
Welcome back jon Stewart
@user-bn6dk8ne8s
@user-bn6dk8ne8s 2 ай бұрын
F'ng terrifying!!!
@ChrisBruhn
@ChrisBruhn 2 ай бұрын
I do prefer the "Redcoat" analogy 😂I've been going with a failed pathetic attempt at "the south will rise again confederates,, but these losers want to go all the way back to a monarchy, the American memory is painfully short.
@nr14989
@nr14989 2 ай бұрын
You have to ask, how many lives killed because of fentanyl & Billions from hard working Americans has been spent to illegal immigrants' luxury hotel, food, legal fees and healthcare? These are vote buying schemes spearheaded by Biden & Democrats to intentionally turn them to voters at the expense of Americans
@nr14989
@nr14989 2 ай бұрын
You have to ask, how many lives killed because of fentanyl & Billions from hard working Americans has been spent to illegal immigrants' luxury hotel, food, legal fees and healthcare? These are vote buying schemes spearheaded by Biden & Democrats to intentionally turn them to voters at the expense of Americans
@nr14989
@nr14989 2 ай бұрын
You have to ask, how many lives killed because of fentanyl & Billions from hard working Americans has been spent to illegal immigrants' luxury hotel, food, legal fees and healthcare? These are vote buying schemes spearheaded by Biden & Democrats to intentionally turn them to voters at the expense of Americans
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 2 ай бұрын
We don't want that here in the south. I'm sick of seeing those confederate flags on pick up trucks in southern Tennessee.
@wendigo53
@wendigo53 2 ай бұрын
Nothing wrong with redcoats. Hi from 🍁
@fayboedecker2532
@fayboedecker2532 2 ай бұрын
Some of these items of Trump's view points should be on a build board scatter across the USA.
@raysun6617
@raysun6617 2 ай бұрын
Phoenix, AZ bas one.
@soutteruk1
@soutteruk1 2 ай бұрын
Some of those were Limeys!
@gilberthamilton9312
@gilberthamilton9312 2 ай бұрын
Yes, but you see the people who can afford that kind of advertising are on the side of the guy who gives billionaires tax breaks.
@TheTransitmtl
@TheTransitmtl 2 ай бұрын
​@@gilberthamilton9312His biggest detractor , the newspaper he's talking about is the WaPo owned by Bezos
@raysun6617
@raysun6617 2 ай бұрын
@@gilberthamilton9312 True. But he is no longer president and we will make sure to keep it that way. WE THE PEOPLE count.
@user-ze4ds5dy2s
@user-ze4ds5dy2s 2 ай бұрын
I love this little montage. The best vids in one place. Please do this again
@kevinleblanc47
@kevinleblanc47 2 ай бұрын
been to long John, Welcome Back We Missed Ya
@sir_serhii
@sir_serhii 2 ай бұрын
How is this possible you have only 2 candidates for presidency in US ? Outrageous in any European country
@beepbop6697
@beepbop6697 2 ай бұрын
Because of the two party system because of our "first past the post" voting system. See "Duverger's Law".
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 2 ай бұрын
Europe has too many politically irrelevant parties built around single personality.
@ThinkHarderPlz
@ThinkHarderPlz 2 ай бұрын
There are 3 but you just heard these clowns count him out.
@globalevents0
@globalevents0 2 ай бұрын
We don't. RFK2024
@captainjefferies9047
@captainjefferies9047 2 ай бұрын
We have way more than that when we start. We narrow it down. That's why we don't get that Weimar problem that's' so common in Europe.
@patti21125150
@patti21125150 2 ай бұрын
Best speach ever!! ❤ Go Jon!
@jeanneratterman
@jeanneratterman 2 ай бұрын
“Is it ever lonely for you?” IDK. Are narcissists aware there are others, aside from their insatiable need to be praised and their egos constantly puffed up?
@jdavis1214
@jdavis1214 2 ай бұрын
I love the newsdesk duo💕
@brianjennings7644
@brianjennings7644 2 ай бұрын
Jon Stewart was being nicer than I am.
@gerryphelps7205
@gerryphelps7205 2 ай бұрын
Being an idiot doesn’t necessarily mean that you have to brag about it!
@maiamckinney4180
@maiamckinney4180 2 ай бұрын
Glad Jon is back❤
@OliveFeint
@OliveFeint 2 ай бұрын
Thank you Jon Stewart for having the integrity to speak truth to a world who needs to hear it.
@phatkiddre
@phatkiddre 2 ай бұрын
I'm liking the two anchor format...
@en2oh
@en2oh 2 ай бұрын
I missed Desi. Very talented comedian. (Im only back because Jon Stewart is back but still, I forgot the rest of the cast_
@anniekirner4793
@anniekirner4793 2 ай бұрын
They can all relocate to Russia when he loses
@elviejodelmar2795
@elviejodelmar2795 2 ай бұрын
Back in the 1980s, I audited the security forces at every nuclear weapons facility. The Department of Energy (the agency that actually made nukes) asked the DOJ if it were OK to shoot someone escaping after stealing plutonium. At that time, it was illegal to shoot someone who had committed a theft, unless they were clearly a threat. How far US democracy has fallen.
@laurabXOTWOD
@laurabXOTWOD 2 ай бұрын
It's not so much him saying these things that's so scary, it's the huge crowd of people enthusiastically cheering on having their own rights torn away. Smooth brains all round
@nancycornett9949
@nancycornett9949 2 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@usmc187
@usmc187 2 ай бұрын
Awesome rips this week 😂👍🏼
@hubrisonics9517
@hubrisonics9517 2 ай бұрын
Red Hats are the new Brownshirts.
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 2 ай бұрын
I think this shows just how much Jon's return was needed
@maximeprometheas
@maximeprometheas 2 ай бұрын
Hur's criticism of Biden's memory does kind of fall flat on its face when he can't remember whether he complimented Biden on having a "photographic" memory.
@Spearca
@Spearca 2 ай бұрын
A well-meaning young man with a poor memory
@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00
@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00 2 ай бұрын
​@Spearca Well meaning? Lying about/insulting Biden's memory, one of the MAGA morons go-to tactics, obviously came from a place of malice.
@Moekoffee2001
@Moekoffee2001 2 ай бұрын
Digging deeper than the Mel Gibson “documentaries” may suggest a coat of gray, rather than red, being suitable for the analogy
@wisconsinfarmer4742
@wisconsinfarmer4742 2 ай бұрын
I agree. Their thinking and bigotry is more in line with the loser Fascist confederacy.
@marktaylor4496
@marktaylor4496 2 ай бұрын
Who in the world is this Greg Kelly?!! How can he ask these questions with a straight face?! How can he listen to Donald’s answer with a straight face?
@shariarmakarechi1063
@shariarmakarechi1063 2 ай бұрын
I am SO glad Jon Stewart is BACK!
@Wowbkdk
@Wowbkdk 2 ай бұрын
The joke of it forced gen Z to make its first phone call is wrong it should have been Gen Alpha.
@djfulcrum9069
@djfulcrum9069 2 ай бұрын
I believe in the Unite States of America for they helped us in times of need. 🇺🇸🇵🇭🇨🇦...
@Neobert5240
@Neobert5240 2 ай бұрын
Can't spell Hatred without red hat!!!🤙
@wisconsinfarmer4742
@wisconsinfarmer4742 2 ай бұрын
Keep pushing that one. It will catch.
@diannadima7082
@diannadima7082 2 ай бұрын
Yes that is great!!! Glad our lawmakers finally stand for something that will help our security.
@lunchbox1398
@lunchbox1398 2 ай бұрын
I think 2 people table would be perfect. I love and i think they work awesome together!!!
@Jenauxn
@Jenauxn 2 ай бұрын
Agreed. I liked both of their personas more when they were together and played off each other.
@benothing3350
@benothing3350 2 ай бұрын
Dictators are not a substitute for the lack in manhood.
@Rick_Iz
@Rick_Iz 2 ай бұрын
🏆well done as always
@RixMusings
@RixMusings 2 ай бұрын
I don't you if you are known, you're next victim!
@sphinxtheeminx
@sphinxtheeminx 2 ай бұрын
Here in Great Britain our 'monarchy' was permanently brought under the control of the people - the powerful ones at least - as far back as 1215 when King John was forced to accept that no monarch or government was above the law of the land. Magna Carta was signed half a millennium before the American Constitution was thought up. Where was it signed? At the bottom, of course.
@jpm1544
@jpm1544 2 ай бұрын
GOAT segment
@eduarDOGames560
@eduarDOGames560 2 ай бұрын
I mean .. CARS 2
@sgt.tattoo9609
@sgt.tattoo9609 2 ай бұрын
Maybe someone puts the constitution in all CAPS?
@christyritter1828
@christyritter1828 2 ай бұрын
So glad Jon woke up 😂. Trump and Biden are Not the same.
@mnsawmill2904
@mnsawmill2904 2 ай бұрын
It's clear Trump has been thinking about what prison would be like, he should be !!
@nacarreira777
@nacarreira777 2 ай бұрын
and boy will his dance card be full.
@nolongerblocked6210
@nolongerblocked6210 2 ай бұрын
He'll have a boyfriend & a bunky in hours
@mnsawmill2904
@mnsawmill2904 2 ай бұрын
@@nolongerblocked6210 Only if they can't smell, and can change diapers !! LOL
@nolongerblocked6210
@nolongerblocked6210 2 ай бұрын
@@mnsawmill2904 🎯🎯💯😂😂
@Stardustpal25
@Stardustpal25 2 ай бұрын
Thats why he used the stink face for mug shot...😏
@pier-cmunez892
@pier-cmunez892 2 ай бұрын
That's JStew is OG 😊 onpoint
@christopherdahle9985
@christopherdahle9985 2 ай бұрын
Redcoats. Yes, that's perfect. Redcoats.
@wisconsinfarmer4742
@wisconsinfarmer4742 2 ай бұрын
Gray... graycoats.
@JJNow-gg9so
@JJNow-gg9so 2 ай бұрын
Love Jon for he calls it as it IS. AKA, TRUTH and makes one 😂😂😂.
@denaseright3579
@denaseright3579 2 ай бұрын
Stop our national nightmare vote 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙✌🏽
@eldenringer6466
@eldenringer6466 2 ай бұрын
nailing it john
@seanjones2456
@seanjones2456 2 ай бұрын
Is what the measels virus is saying was brilliant.
@mercandog507
@mercandog507 2 ай бұрын
Finally someone said it.
@vickiejohnson3141
@vickiejohnson3141 2 ай бұрын
You tell the unvarnished truth.
@blauskie
@blauskie 2 ай бұрын
ROOOB ERRRT HURRR - the sound one makes puking in the toilet.
@RixMusings
@RixMusings 2 ай бұрын
Sorry about your promple!
@jefschobert9765
@jefschobert9765 2 ай бұрын
To collect taxes without giving representation is … criminal behavior at the very least
@pho-kingsoup8126
@pho-kingsoup8126 2 ай бұрын
Many people are saying trump will change the Bill of Rights to, "Wee the people...more words.", to better capture his intent.
@MaekarManastorm
@MaekarManastorm 2 ай бұрын
Wow your dumb
@markbell9973
@markbell9973 2 ай бұрын
​@@YoUtUbEOFFICIALrealnotrickya beat me to it. So I'll just go with the Scots's "Ma wee lass." Or in this case "wee fingers." Or with that other wee thang, which doesn't exist. I mean: that one is a wee bit beyond wee, ain't it?
@GregBaker-ip7xo
@GregBaker-ip7xo 2 ай бұрын
I'm so happy that John Stewart is back. Not that I don't love Trevor but I missed John.😢😢
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