Thee Best Dad Jokes on Dock Tok-Friday Favs

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[@timothyhudson7999]

I always pick up hitchhikers and when I do I don't say anything for a really long time. Then I finally ask "So how far do you think you are going?" Then I tell them "Put your seat belt on...I want to try something. I saw it in a cartoon but I think I can do it." -Steven Wright

[@homeskillit5649]

So much better when they crack up

[@warrenhenning8064]

Grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says "we have a drink named after you." Grasshopper says "you have a drink named Steve?" The bartender says "holy crap, a talking grasshopper!"

[@sunshinyday]

Hooray (who Ray) takes me on the floor every time. Lol. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DanielTucker-x8m]

You guys are so awesome and funny 🤣🤣 please keep them coming 😂😂

[@Joseph-tf4hu]

A woman was found drowned in a bathtub full of milk. The police suspect it was the work of a Cereal killer.

[@ikvangalen6101]

Het last words: cheerio!

[@Vagabond_rfC]

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye deer.

[@ikvangalen6101]

Oh deer…..

[@BrittMassey]

Must be a true dad joke, because it's kinda bad !

[@hanve]

❤❤❤

[@NikitaNikitin]

Guys who didn’t get 19/20 go here

[@fredandmolly]

Twenty won (21)

[@zhou006]

astronomical= very large?

[@CanyonCreeper]

It means very unlikely

[@stevennagel9264]

It’s the dumbest shit that makes you laugh. Why are we built this way? Lol

[@darkpatches]

How was Jesus able to turn water into wine? He was the King of the Juice.

[@BmanTheChamp]

How about this one: How do you know Jesus was on steroids? He was King of the juice.

[@anonymousYTviewer69]

Wine isn't juice...

[@ikvangalen6101]

Stop wining!

[@Elizabeth-vw1vb]

Or the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lay awake wondering if there really is a dog.

[@Zack-Hates-Youtube]

First

[@debbiehills2928]

❤😂you 2 are the funniest ones!!!

[@kadeemk4679]

The step ladder 😂

[@Gerard-mv9rc]

Hitchhiker hilarious

[@jeffreyjones486]

I have a set-ladder but I treat it like it’s one of mine

[@Annaursula]

Kerle wie aus dem Bilderbuch!!! Super

[@norman9291]

For some reason the Mt Rushmore thing killed me

[@DockTok]

So random 😂

[@UNCRLS]

Did you hear about the comedian who only told serial killer jokes? He had everyone in stitches! 😄

[@darkpatches]

A blind man walked into a bar.

[@dominicharvey6048]

And a table

[@anonymousYTviewer69]

​@@dominicharvey6048And a chair

[@BojaneBugami]

And the wall

[@darkpatches]

I feel like you guys don't get it. 8^O

[@anonymousYTviewer69]

@@darkpatches ok. So explain....

[@mito88]

papis!