Bill Burr & Nia - Dentists That Kill Lions

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9 жыл бұрын

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@zenhaelcero8481
@zenhaelcero8481 8 жыл бұрын
"But this wasn't the flavor they were looking for!" Can't stop laughing!
@solidkingcobra
@solidkingcobra 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad that Bill married Nia because he is reluctantly exposed to shows he doesn't want to watch American Greed, Real Housewives, etc. and then he can make fun of them for our expense. and now with Lola, Billy is watching kids shows now. hilarity.
@RylzMunkister
@RylzMunkister 4 жыл бұрын
What do you think expense means
@joshbreaksk8IN
@joshbreaksk8IN 3 жыл бұрын
@@RylzMunkister I'm sure they meant at his expense for our pleasure lol
@Vaporvice84
@Vaporvice84 9 жыл бұрын
"I'm talking about BRANDISHING A WEAPON!!"
@RobertMichael
@RobertMichael 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@bpmode
@bpmode 9 жыл бұрын
The American Greed voiceover imitation & accompanying music are hilarious
@davidv2122
@davidv2122 9 жыл бұрын
'do you have any liquids in there?' 'No it's all been drained.' dam that made me laugh so much
@RockoJerome
@RockoJerome 5 жыл бұрын
2:57 "BRANDISHING A WEAPON!!" kills me.
@tzerambo3140
@tzerambo3140 4 жыл бұрын
Rocko Jerome what is that from
@CurePhyllodes
@CurePhyllodes 7 жыл бұрын
I totally Agree with Bill at the end of this --- not to mention this lion had 23 cubs who needed their father for protection from other male lions
@BrienAhern
@BrienAhern 7 жыл бұрын
I like nias laugh 😊
@thabotshuma8767
@thabotshuma8767 9 жыл бұрын
I am Zimbabwean. No one I know or anyone in my family gives two shades of a fuck over Cecil "Named-after-our-Donald-Trump" the Lion
@G.G14
@G.G14 9 жыл бұрын
You and your family are a bunch of idiots.
@GENERICCEREAL67
@GENERICCEREAL67 9 жыл бұрын
Thabo Tshuma 30,000 lions. 7 billion knuckle dragging cunts.
@GENERICCEREAL67
@GENERICCEREAL67 9 жыл бұрын
Thabo Tshuma The reason why there are babies starving is because theres.... 7.... billion.... people on the planet.
@thabotshuma8767
@thabotshuma8767 9 жыл бұрын
GENERICCEREAL67 Let's go for 8 billion. Occupy one of Saturn's moons or something. No lion ever made a scientific discovery
@thabotshuma8767
@thabotshuma8767 9 жыл бұрын
***** haha not really sorry
@ryanmounce2850
@ryanmounce2850 3 жыл бұрын
I know this is old as hell. Ive got to add, my carpentry shop just did work for a dentist. That dude was loaded. We were installing Millworks in his 5th location. The owner hadn't touched a set of teeth for at least a decade. He just built a brand.
@TheEdwardSaenz
@TheEdwardSaenz 9 жыл бұрын
These two are my favorite
@bengordon3423
@bengordon3423 3 жыл бұрын
off mic....”I’m talkin’ about brandishing a weapon!” 😂😂😂
@elili8016
@elili8016 4 жыл бұрын
I swear dentist makes a shit ton of money
@MrTinTinTinny
@MrTinTinTinny 9 жыл бұрын
Good episode. I agree with Bill and Nia on this one.
@Cypress1600
@Cypress1600 3 жыл бұрын
How insightful
@billhobin07
@billhobin07 8 жыл бұрын
news update, Zimbabwe declares open season on lions after 200+ people are killed by lions.
@sabsays4091
@sabsays4091 5 жыл бұрын
AAaOOaaaa--oooo-aaaaa-wooOOOO
@yake222
@yake222 3 жыл бұрын
to quote Chris Rock., "If a black dentist wanted a mansion he would've had to invent teeth"
@ralphlopez3077
@ralphlopez3077 3 жыл бұрын
I literally thought about that bit where he lives next to a white dentist :)
@mindprism
@mindprism 9 жыл бұрын
I can see how drilling on peoples teeth could make you psycho, its way different than a doctor. You are basically water boarding people all day to that drill sound. SNL should do a skit on a cosmetic surgeon who secretly hates his clients vanity and so turns them into wretched monsters.
@danielstanton9764
@danielstanton9764 9 жыл бұрын
Bill, you raise some great points then you knock them down with logic. Always great. My favourite.
@spidermonkey1868
@spidermonkey1868 2 жыл бұрын
@ 3:59, who else got heaps excited when Bill said he going to PoCast for 30years!!???
@prestonmatthews39
@prestonmatthews39 9 жыл бұрын
Bill, Taxidermy has become advanced enough that you don't need any part of the animal to make a mount of it. All you need are detailed pictures, measurements and the weight of the animal and the taxidermist will be able to replicate a "dummy" so that it looks like it is the real thing. Also I know first hand about the "crooked dentists" I went into a dentist in my town and he said that every single tooth in my mouth had at least one cavity on it but as it turned out only one tooth had a soft spot and the rest of them he had lied about but since I've already had the procedure done,I will have to get them redone over and over again until I die! Huge fan, Have a great week
@LoneWolf-wp9dn
@LoneWolf-wp9dn 9 жыл бұрын
Preston Matthews yup chuck testa
@MikkiThaiGuy13
@MikkiThaiGuy13 Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅 Im picturing the dentist guy lookin like Higgins from Magnum P I. !!
@cadillacdeville5828
@cadillacdeville5828 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😆 how many teeth is he filling 🤣
@vowselfington8901
@vowselfington8901 3 жыл бұрын
ah wooooo ah woooo ah woooooo ... HAHAHAH
@MMMRATTY
@MMMRATTY 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a little late to the party, but I'm a banker and I have no less than three dentists as clients. They make a metric fuck-ton of money. It's not difficult to imagine one of them dropping $50k like it was nothing.
@wethole
@wethole 9 жыл бұрын
I agree with the last thing Nia said, this story got turned into a feeding frenzy, though not much will come out of it whilst bigger news stories will go unnoticed
@GENERICCEREAL67
@GENERICCEREAL67 9 жыл бұрын
Neonman78 30,000 lions left on the planet. 7 billion knuckle dragging cunts.
@victoriamorgan7188
@victoriamorgan7188 3 жыл бұрын
Dentists make a lot of money.
@saintbrosef6149
@saintbrosef6149 2 жыл бұрын
"How tf can a dentist afford 50 grand?" I lost 3 teeth in a seizure I had. 3 teeth implants cost 3500$ That's how he can afford 50 grand.
@ijonkilledyou6062
@ijonkilledyou6062 4 жыл бұрын
dentists make almost as much as doctors
@Shutityou
@Shutityou 2 жыл бұрын
By the way, it wasn't illegally hunted. If it wasn't for the organised hunting and the funding it brings, the fences would be torn down and the lions killed by local farmers protecting their herds. It's a complex matter which can't be broken down into lion good/dentist bad... If they van hunting big game then sadly the lions will be hunted to extinction.
@dustencross357
@dustencross357 Жыл бұрын
8:50: Bill finally admitted to being an elitist
@johnmccoy2380
@johnmccoy2380 4 жыл бұрын
Glass in the ice cream
@ColonelEviscerator
@ColonelEviscerator 9 жыл бұрын
It wasn't illegal. The dentist obeyed all the local laws, it was the GUIDE that broke the law. But no one's going after him.
@supastar25
@supastar25 9 жыл бұрын
***** the guides have already been to court. And he did break the law. After shooting and tracking it he along with the two guys with him tried to remove the research collar they had on the lion because it's protected. That act itself is a crime. Ignorance of the laws wherever you go is never an excuse.
@ColonelEviscerator
@ColonelEviscerator 9 жыл бұрын
supastar Not what I read. From what I read the guides tried to remove the collar and the dentist was pissed.
@supastar25
@supastar25 9 жыл бұрын
***** That sounds like his version. Media always come at it from different angles so you hardly ever get the full gist of a story unfortunately, ...guess we'll know more when those guys he paid to be with him are back in court
@G.G14
@G.G14 9 жыл бұрын
***** Doesn't matter to me. He's still a sick bastard who loves killing probably more than anything else. We don't need people like that in the society.
@ryanr4361
@ryanr4361 6 жыл бұрын
ColonelEviscerator the guy shot a lion. Fuck him.
@dallassylvestre7209
@dallassylvestre7209 4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know if Bill is still going to tour and come to Canada?
@wolfie498
@wolfie498 8 жыл бұрын
Lion eats dentist.
@ericsiggins254
@ericsiggins254 4 жыл бұрын
Its the narrators voice
@williamblakevanhoose3658
@williamblakevanhoose3658 8 жыл бұрын
When Bill gets out of lineI. I bet Nia pegs em.
@shizu-chan3942
@shizu-chan3942 5 жыл бұрын
HOW MANY TEETH ARE YOU FILLINGGGGGGG
@kevinjohnson7300
@kevinjohnson7300 5 жыл бұрын
My step mom actually worked in the building next to that Dentist, i guess he was a snotty dude
@fattygotawhip
@fattygotawhip 9 жыл бұрын
Is there an official MMPC channel?
@privateprivate2268
@privateprivate2268 2 жыл бұрын
👍
@jc.1191
@jc.1191 4 жыл бұрын
Insurance scam probably
@Shutityou
@Shutityou 2 жыл бұрын
Lol at bill. No wonder he had the "uninformed" podcast
@gamingsfinest1
@gamingsfinest1 5 жыл бұрын
8:07
@user-ex9ti7ds3m
@user-ex9ti7ds3m 4 жыл бұрын
It was a legal hunt
@mrnoname3909
@mrnoname3909 9 жыл бұрын
Wow, great movie trailer voice!
@benisturning30
@benisturning30 9 жыл бұрын
Who is nia?
@tedcabana
@tedcabana 9 жыл бұрын
He probably canceled the check after he got home with the lions head.
@gailc1948
@gailc1948 9 жыл бұрын
My dentist also was certified or licensed in plastic surgery - who knows what this guy does.
@chi8514
@chi8514 9 жыл бұрын
Billy boy first
@trevorrr4
@trevorrr4 5 жыл бұрын
Can we just talk about how Bill has worked in virtually every kind of profession there is
@sluwisch
@sluwisch 9 жыл бұрын
You're idea of justice is awesome. You are 100% correct. A proper punishment would be that he gets treated without abuse but obligated to serve time and to provide the citizens with free dental care. Brilliant
@casualobserver2380
@casualobserver2380 4 жыл бұрын
Personally I despise people who kill animals like this for fun, I really do. Just want to point out that as usual Bill is mixed up. The hunt was legal. Doesn't make it ok but it was legal.
@molsy1768
@molsy1768 4 жыл бұрын
It wasnt legal, they infiltrated a national park and wounded a protected animal.
@psychicbyinternet
@psychicbyinternet 9 жыл бұрын
The median dentist salary in the U.S. is around 146K. The high end of dentists' salaries is 188K so he can probably afford it...
@judgeholden6761
@judgeholden6761 2 жыл бұрын
It isn't always poaching (don't think it was for that particular news story either), high profile news stories are also at dudes where it was done through services which identify sick, suffering dying lions and issue hunting licenses by raffle (raising millions for animal welfare) or sell them at insane prices. If some psychopath wants to spend hundreds of thousands towards conservation and saving animals from extinction to shoot and immediately kill an elderly lion dying of cancer miserably (you know, natures sick, cruel way) let him. Sick alpha males hurt their pride. People are just absolute uniformed idiots when it comes to hunting, including even high profile trophy hunting done legally. Most people are so naive about nature that they haven't even considered that being shot with a gun is pretty much as painless and merciful as you can fucking get lol.
@assfacetheclown29
@assfacetheclown29 8 жыл бұрын
Where do you think money for conservation comes from? Hipsters buying stickers for The back of their Subaru out backs? No hunting licenses, and the excise tax on guns and ammo. The people who hunt legally are the ones who actually make a difference for the environment.
@grapeape888
@grapeape888 8 жыл бұрын
I don't mind big game hunting but, imo you should only be allowed to do it with a spear and basketball shorts. Keep it fair imo.
@kicknadeadcat
@kicknadeadcat 5 жыл бұрын
He offered them 25 grand for that they said he could only pull a few teeth.
@mrwd1234
@mrwd1234 9 жыл бұрын
The reason the guy bow hunts is because he has a felony conviction for bear poaching in Wisconsin. That conviction makes him ineligible for firearm ownership or use.
@prasun911
@prasun911 3 жыл бұрын
the 'economic help' excuse is dumb.. the corporations have used up the african continent of its resources and then the same poor community is used to legitimize hunting animals. its a very weird thing.
@maltesefalcon4221
@maltesefalcon4221 9 жыл бұрын
Funny thing bill i'm a contract killer and would only charge 5,000 to kill a dentist the lion cost 50,000 lol ;)
@jc.1191
@jc.1191 4 жыл бұрын
Psycho
@ScentlessEd
@ScentlessEd 9 жыл бұрын
This was funny until Nia walked in
@YouAlreadyKnowBabi
@YouAlreadyKnowBabi 9 жыл бұрын
+ScentlessEd Preach! She's so fucking annoying.
@HYPNOTICVIDEO
@HYPNOTICVIDEO 8 жыл бұрын
+ScentlessEd Nia sounds cool.
@lupooflunarorigin120
@lupooflunarorigin120 8 жыл бұрын
I like Nia
@Ray-gg1ty
@Ray-gg1ty 8 жыл бұрын
+ScentlessEd something about HER voice idk guess its because shes black
@pepegrillo7005
@pepegrillo7005 9 жыл бұрын
KEEP NIA OUT
@Thirtiesguy
@Thirtiesguy 8 жыл бұрын
Even though Nia is annoying and ruins the show her last comment was spot on.
@adamrodriguez1724
@adamrodriguez1724 8 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT NIA AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!#
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