4:03 "HEY NIA, CAN YOU HELP THIS KID GET LAID?" Fantastic.
@larrymcjones3 жыл бұрын
Makes me laugh every single time lmao
@TheRubidiy9 жыл бұрын
"Hey, Nia! Can you help that kid to get laid?!" Laughed my ass off ))))))))))))))))))))
@ethanuncensored9 жыл бұрын
I know, that was the epitome of awesomeness.
@SugarStrangler9 жыл бұрын
"Hey baby you should see our 7-11" lmfaooo
@GAZAMAN93X7 жыл бұрын
Goodfella 7/11 was a part time job.
@MotherViksChaat6 жыл бұрын
Jill's Sandwiches boo👎
@spettit20115 жыл бұрын
I wish Billy Bald Balls was my school counselor when I went to school.
@dariusp69693 жыл бұрын
For real imagine someone that has actual life experience instead of some person that took a course for 4 years
@popcorn209953518 жыл бұрын
lower your standard. in high school you want the prettiest girl. when you get older you realize I missed out on some sweet walls
@seanforbes39378 жыл бұрын
100%
@FRANCO-cm7ol7 жыл бұрын
good advice
@mightymoeish7 жыл бұрын
never miss out on the freaks
@RSD22.7 жыл бұрын
legend comment
@theguywhoisaustralian14656 жыл бұрын
Sweet walls being a vagina?
@joemanco10755 жыл бұрын
I never thought "oh this podcast would be much more entertaining with Bill's wife" but hell, it kind of is
@upcoming33415 жыл бұрын
"I didn't like what your face was saying to me, so I told it to shut up." I fucking love Nia!!
@laralogan89399 жыл бұрын
i love nia and bill!!! had a good laugh...
@ExBruinsFan9 жыл бұрын
Will you still love Nia after she fucks him in divorce court?
@laralogan89399 жыл бұрын
ExBruinsFan if they decide to screw each other in a divorce court it is not your headache...
@1ceYourPimpHand9 жыл бұрын
ExBruinsFan Is she going to take his empty pizza boxes and his Prius?
@ExBruinsFan9 жыл бұрын
1ceYourPimpHand He's rich, now, Dude. Not _Kobe Bryant_ rich, of course.
@skageschei1318 жыл бұрын
Please keep Nia on the podcast!!
@Crawlerjamie7 жыл бұрын
Skage Schei NO FUCK NO LESS NIA MORE BILL
@ovnbun19815 жыл бұрын
I enjoy them both, and I appreciate Nia's inputs from time to time.
@tovsteh4 жыл бұрын
What? Nia is hilarious and together they make a great podcast duo.
@tovsteh3 жыл бұрын
@Steve Odin yea she can be a bit of a feminazi at times. A product of being a privileged middle class woman.
@burpostockings3 жыл бұрын
I love when Nia is on. She acts like such a priviledged brat, but Bill always knocks her down a peg, and she ends up agreeing. Both of them together are hilarious
@nickleone96355 жыл бұрын
Nia is right cause I used to never be able to get girls to date me until I got comfortable with myself cause girls respond to confidence but not hubris
@ilyasantonov2123 жыл бұрын
Glad you figured it out dude 👍
@adams14589 жыл бұрын
"Hey baby, I'm from the next town over, you should see our 7-11" I'm using that lmao then Hey sally!! Nice Fucking Rack!
@Deyone_Jackson5 жыл бұрын
*I KNEW SHE CALLS HIM B-B I KNEW IT* 😂
@yellowzoiid3 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@ianmccullough59109 жыл бұрын
Billy Freckles.... The man without a country.... I'm freaking crackin up at work lmao!!
@steve93418 жыл бұрын
"I was 'ol Billy Freckles."
@lukebennett16484 жыл бұрын
"hey let's cut the bullshit, my place is just round the corner" lmao
@blakebetsworth98695 жыл бұрын
Join the track team, as long as it mixed-sex which is typical. You meet a wide rang of girls from your school in an athletic environment, but the best part is a track meets. They last so damn long and there's always down time to meet girls from other schools.
@treymccolley66244 жыл бұрын
You guys are my goal relationship.. sooo funny together..
@jevaunegordon9 жыл бұрын
"Hey Sally, nice dress" LOOOL
@tracystephens50145 жыл бұрын
The Amazon Uber one with Nia is absolutely hilarious
@swill10204 жыл бұрын
Tracy Stephens ... Hey EVERYONE, want to make some money??
@jamieholmes54438 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAH! I didn't like what your face was saying to me so I told it to shut up. That's why they are a togheter!
@slobonmyfilmsnob11 ай бұрын
Dammit, bill puts me in a good mood without fail, everytime.
@15aac7 жыл бұрын
"Alright beat it" hahaha
@brsvideos81435 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a "when you're" meme for when Bill calls Nia into the podcast.
@Blackphillipsupporter6 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get laid till my 19th b day. I literally did the same thing Bill advised against. I tried to be friends with them first and immediately got friend zoned. Learned afterwards that all ya have to do is charm/flirt and just go for it when the time comes
@mrnathanLL8 жыл бұрын
8:36 bit had me crying
@patriot4595 жыл бұрын
Hey what book you reading? Umm 😐 Harry Potter. Yeah? 😂😂
@EnigmaEcliptic7 жыл бұрын
compliment their shoes. they have a thing with this shit.
@joshualeija99844 жыл бұрын
He compared his high school time to a wasteland lol.
@Blazorbust4 жыл бұрын
"Hey Sally, nice dress" See it ain't that easy is it :p
@mrimpressions31582 жыл бұрын
“What book ya readin’” “Uh fackin Harry potah” “Yeah!!”
@pwrinklejohnson97829 жыл бұрын
The next time she says something especially funny...give her your sweetest look and smile and say"you are just too cute,I like you" then say you have to go but you'll catch her later. AND make sure to look back at her as you walk away. Men in general don't feel the need to look back and get one more glimpse so if she can catch you doing that...bam! Best of luck to you!
@fightingmedialounge5195 жыл бұрын
What type of romecom are you referencing.
@jonavuka5 жыл бұрын
so fucking corny holy shit
@RockPhonic4 жыл бұрын
"Hey, you wanna see our 7/11 baby"
@Elonpocalyps4205 жыл бұрын
My female friend once picked up a guy by telling him she messed around with one of his friends. That was her opener and they were together for over a year
@patersonjross7 жыл бұрын
Hey Sally...nice dress!
@juliodelacruz16784 жыл бұрын
“Hey Sally, nice dress”
@norse88254 жыл бұрын
Not so sure that 'friend zone' is static. Once they see you getting it on with other women outside the zone, their instincts will start to kick in.
@russbelperez38374 жыл бұрын
DAMN ur not lying
@quisthegreat65385 жыл бұрын
They missed the whole point he doesnt have trouble meeting them
@sakurad497 жыл бұрын
I agree 100% with Nia xD
@tonywords67132 жыл бұрын
most of mine started as friends which i seriously regret progressing because they were pretty cool friends. theres no un-crossing that bridge for the most part
@xsteveconwayx5 жыл бұрын
"Hey, Sally. Nice dress. I hope it's stain resistant cuz you're gonna need it this Friday night."
@gerrickwhisenant53314 жыл бұрын
Hey sally that dress fits your form nicely
@letsgobrandon1364 жыл бұрын
As far as the just walking up and asking for it like bill was talking about ive saw friends over the years use this method and it work. I learned over the years how to do it myself but I'll admit it has a low success rate (about 20%) and you'll get cussed and smacked occasionally but if you straight up ask 10 women to sleep with you and 2 accept the offer is it really that bad of a tactic. It sure beat getting friend zoned all the time
@themanifestmage5 жыл бұрын
Best starter I've ever heard as long as the girl has an inkling of confidence. *look at them with a bit of a puzzled look, then with a smile*: Those shoes? Really?
@matthewlenzmeier98593 жыл бұрын
Listen to Black Philip Show.
@CodysFavorites7 жыл бұрын
You should see our 7-11 baby lmfao
@chrissy91534 жыл бұрын
Lol I’m only two years older than this kid I’m so happy that I can relate to someone my own age.
@G13375 жыл бұрын
Giving advice in aviation metaphors to a high-schooler? lol
@danielwillows16994 жыл бұрын
He should stream on twitch
@alastairsmith135 жыл бұрын
omg he said i was a man without a country 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 its so true tho
@JoyfulUniter4 жыл бұрын
"I was old billy freckles, a man without a country"
@jamesrucki45585 жыл бұрын
It took me till my early 20s to learn a trick in flirting most guys don't seem to know. A one liner is a good flirt and way to check if done correctly. You say a solid one liner to whoever you are hoping to pick up and fall back a good ways but still in sight. Wait and see if you get eye contact or if she appears to be looking for what may be where you went. It's a solid method for guys with lower confidence or fear of rejection and a good method overall. If you get eye contact across the room tho, Go back and talk a bit and don't fuck it up that's all you gotta do and a number or date is basically guaranteed. A good one liner back off and seem occupy yourself while waiting for a check or eye contact. The check is hit and miss tho as they may be looking for other parties, you'll usually know when you walk up to speak again tho. Might be something as small as a smile or a hair tuck or flip. 10 to 20 percent of women tho will watch out for doing these signals and actually be interested tho. See a pretty girl, talk to her. She dosent seem like your type. You save the number and maybe make a booty call of her or you just move on. Rejection ruins some guys, it's best to blow it off tho It's not big deal most attempts by far end in rejection. Doing this method tho I'd say you got an 80% chance or so of not being rejected tho. The one liner can't be a pick up line tho and needs to be rather quick. If done right you can even say a quick line to several women and wonder off a little ways and wait for one to make eye contact. If you are spotted making the one liners by the previous ones tho it tends to hurt your chances tho again a small portion will be the opposite and possibly initiate something. The one that initiates something after seeing you deliver another one liner to another women tho, will usually leave with you very quickly if you just ask and want to leave.
@jamesrucki45585 жыл бұрын
It should be obvious but do not be staring at her until she looks at you and you've made eye contact. A few seconds of a stare at most then and walk up.
@laserprop3 жыл бұрын
Tell the kid to ask for advice from the girls' fathers.
@vuckovicivan9 жыл бұрын
im cool
@user-hi7ze9jg7e5 жыл бұрын
6:50
@Mannymoke8 жыл бұрын
they act like it's fucking easy
@markpalmercomedy5 жыл бұрын
Love your podcasts bill and your comidy. You and your wife makes great couple 👫 Can't wait till you break up and she takes half your shit we will get some great stand-up material 😊😉
@LemonTree92802 жыл бұрын
Always make them wanting more...wish i wouldve realized that 20 yrs ago
@MrBlazzin1015 жыл бұрын
You're looking at it all wrong buddy. You make them laugh you already got your foot in the door
@gerry_atric2 жыл бұрын
That 11:10 moment when you imagine yourself hanging out with them. Nia: You blew it Bill: There was nothing to blow Me: That's what she said (*we all laugh til we pop, we become lifelong friends and they set me up with their perfect female companion friend and we hang out happily forever thereafter*)
@IronHide3910 Жыл бұрын
this is a beautiful scenario in a perfect world 😂😂😂
@ambushbob53836 жыл бұрын
I had lady friends in high school but they never helped me in that department
@bharathsf3 жыл бұрын
I guess bill Burr was like Chandler Bing
@desmondgrier64323 жыл бұрын
I lost my virginity in highschool sophomore year, my advice is try with the older women. My first was a year above me.
@alexfinn79895 жыл бұрын
just some at bats lol
@lukekerry31955 жыл бұрын
Why does bill have a mysterious reverb on his voice? Has he upgraded to an empty mansion for his podcast space or something?
@ahhcmon96044 жыл бұрын
You can't be friends with women. The girls choose you and you just have to follow up after eye contact, look away and see if she's still looking. Even though men have to ask out women in the US the women usually choose you, it's harder to convince a girl to like you but it is possible, just be direct and confident. Don't say hang out, say go out. Just tell her she's pretty, or give her some other compliment
@RockPhonic5 жыл бұрын
"HEY SALLY!! NICE FUCKING RACK!!"
@charliedanaher98275 жыл бұрын
How do I write to this guy😂
@landonic815 жыл бұрын
U need to hand deliver a written letter to his house
@jamesbeasley-stokes95404 жыл бұрын
Hey, what's that book you're reading? Fucking Harry Potter 😂
@Mostafa-rq9rm9 жыл бұрын
I think you should become friends with a girl initially and then progress. If she doesn't want to progress, end everything with her.
@MarketResearchReading1149 жыл бұрын
Nia isn't whiny or annoying unless Bill gets her into one of those ruts and its like "come on dudes, be a little self aware" but with her she feels it so its like ok, lets try to figure out if we can pave this road, so you can make the turn instead of fish tailing. Its an interesting window into seeing what happens when he practices what he preaches. Course its a bit fudged to have the world in on it, but w/e you don't blame a dude who's made his money in farming from smelling like farm.
@henribergson21673 жыл бұрын
Don’t try
@TheGnurgen5 жыл бұрын
The problem wasnt that Bill blew it, the problem was she didnt...
@vampfan75695 жыл бұрын
The hair is always a good one, ask if they have done something to their hair. If they have, they will appreciate you noticing, if they haven't you usually get "No, why" and you have an opening to say that she looks different, and start a conversation.
@theguywhoisaustralian14654 жыл бұрын
Here's the thing. Nobody is having good sex in high school.
@zackk11815 жыл бұрын
Girls now in days are coming 2 me saying what do u like ;) but the prob is all the tuna smell btw I'm 12
@thelastviking20395 жыл бұрын
You guys are too old for this, sorry lol since he is a bit weird, go to a party and see a girl making eyes at you. Wait a few minutes go up to her compliment one thing and let her start talking. Talking talking Talking, just nod and say “yeah” look around like there’s something more important and slowly through the night give her more or less attention depending on how many friends she’s with. (Less with more friends). That will get you atleast a number if she’s just as shy and weird as you
@carcar44257 жыл бұрын
they like barely helped this kid
@francisdecosta30914 жыл бұрын
Just do what Billy blue balls did, and wait till you are in your 20s to get laid. You have hands, right?
@Xrayblazer35955 жыл бұрын
Bill yur advice sucked. Hes got the opening lines he cant close the deal. I had the same prob.
@peteranon84554 жыл бұрын
Never ask a fish how to fish. Fish don't know how to fish.
@RotGtIE9 жыл бұрын
Typical Nia. She can't figure out why it's so hard to give dating advice for men, then Bill points out that she's never been in the position of having to be a man trying to hook up with a chick (which is a completely reasonable explanation for the difficulty she is having), and she immediately sneers and gets bitchy. Just shuts it down with a "we're not going there." It boggles the mind as to how such an easily-offended person somehow lives with Bill Burr. One would think you'd need tougher skin to cohabitate with him.
@TheCynicalDude_8 жыл бұрын
+RotGtIE Yeah. I don't understand his choice in woman at all, either.
@willemkanon40206 жыл бұрын
THEY ALREADY DISCUSSED IT! You guys really hear what you don't wanna hear racist piece of shit. You know how Bill doesn't drop anything either it'd be tiring to keep discussing the same shit over and over.
@tricktracy22545 жыл бұрын
Women are insecure, they hate themselves
@stvia5 жыл бұрын
RotGtIE That's not what they were saying. Bill said "As a woman you don't have to..." but that's kind of wrong. Women still make efforts and fail. Even though it doesn't seem like it. That's the discussion I think Nia was referring to
@KB-nz6bv3 жыл бұрын
@@TheCynicalDude_ “how dare he find a black woman with an opinion appealing 😱”