Bill Burr - Advice: A LAY-dee Roommate

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[@Brevspread]

Everyone knows that lion goes after the zebra in the juicy shorts.

[@virces6563]

the wounded

[@nohabloemojislosiento4930]

@@virces6563 emotionally wounded by her father.

[@luke6209]

"theres no way for you to thank him" "Unless you give us a bunch of money" XD

[@bethebestyoucanbe5592]

lol

[@philorgneopolotin8762]

It’s damn accurate though

[@joshct9426]

"this is what men dream of, what we want for christmas". lmao

[@Eltalstro]

"Somebody dies up there every year; it always cracks me up."

[@rapinncapin123]

bill killed the three's company song. in a good way. rofl

[@xallthatremains8339]

Atlanta guy Hahahaha I was reading your comment when he started singing it lmao

[@babymama406]

Bill Burr always gives me amazing insights into how guys truly think. The part when he was talking about, “there’s probably stuff you haven’t done with a women yet and you can do it with her. And she probably will because she doesn’t give a fuck about you”. It was so true, most women are likely to be a lot less uninhibited when she doesn’t care what the guy thinks of her.

[@1992zorro]

Takes one to know one right?

[@peterhammond9207]

best advice for the best situation..."call it a life"

[@Destroylestien]

Get the NFL package....call it a life. LoL

[@bethebestyoucanbe5592]

Best line by far

[@redscarecomixx8488]

Someone dies up there every year...always cracks me up. Love ya Bill

[@MrDEFJAMJOHNNY]

To be alone in the wilderness, and still see buildings

[@Maj0ra]

his mr.pink impression was spot on.

[@carlhartwell7978]

lol, he even got the stutter/fluffed line (whatever it was) just right!

[@SirDanOfHell]

"Somebody dies up there every fucking year... always cracks me up!"

[@iRenz0]

Omg. Just listening to bill talking a bunch of shit is just so refreshing and easy to listen to. And dude just makes me laugh when he’s probably not even trying

[@howardhayne7756]

jealous of this guy

[@510faithfulforlife7]

Same!

[@SolidMiguelito]

Bill Burr is on point.

[@Zoologic21]

Bill always nails his LAY-DEEE impression.

[@unhealthyburrito6589]

The deep sea fishing analogy killed me.

[@theparadisesnare]

Let it run a lil bit lmao

[@KhromTX]

LAY-DEEE

[@yasirzainal1]

Larry upstairs fucking everything that's move! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@malootua2739]

Anyone here 8 years later and wondering how it all worked out?

[@jimwerther]

9

[@spencerrobbins3220]

11

[@malootua2739]

@@spencerrobbins3220 🤣

[@thefareplayer2254]

Ooooooh that's some CLEVAAH product placement, ol' Billy Burned Balls!

[@luizcadu]

The Reservoir Dogs reference was brilliant!

[@joebeuselinck6325]

His Steve Buscemi impression was PERFECT omg

[@MexicanDicer]

That Reservoir Dogs reference killed it for me HAHAHAJA

[@erizzle67]

I want Bill's rendition of the Three's Company theme song for my ring tone.

[@mflugo9082]

E-Rizzle McInerny send me your email and I can send it too you.

[@scotterickson6332]

Bill's great at 1:00, he sings "3''s Company" theme song. So funny, so thanks sizzle chest!

[@muskyclam5835]

Awwww the musky clam....love it. I did and I'll do it again

[@cornflower9258]

God bill burr makes me feel so good

[@murphyec]

"reverse threes' company" lmao

[@tuesdaytv]

Holy fuck he knocks it outta the park again!

[@dylancaspar4525]

"call it a life"

[@doommuffinz5276]

"And I dont know when you're gunna wake up!" 😂

[@timmmmkay]

Nice threes company theme singalong.

[@g13sean]

This might be the best one ever. Good for you man. Don't fuck it up...😂

[@rinathecat6199]

I think the Arizona guy omitted the part about him paying her rent.

[@MasterGuero]

"And I don't know when you're gonna wake up!"

[@jitepes]

Bill, you are awesome! Like Dr. Phil for the real world.

[@eamoncrawford]

She had a boyfriend but chose to move in with 2 males that she doesn't have an intimate relationship. She's definitely easy!

[@ginomartell4237]

"This is what men want for Christmas!" hahaaa

[@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164]

Keep you're mouth shut and enjoy the ride! Juicy pants? LOL Free shoes? LOL

[@ericedwards6019]

"What you have sir, is a fuck buddy. Congratulations." - Bill Burr

[@Tony-pt5vl]

Best time in ur life

[@anthonyelliot1548]

Free shoes.. Hahaha i almost died

[@DigBickOfaGod]

I just wunna see youuuuu

[@chriswilliams2035]

Bill is fucking hilarious

[@de5595]

Agreed

[@caseym8179]

Bill, just read the fucking emails!!! Damn, I didn't think you were ever going to get to the end, shit!

[@blklrd7932]

Bill, that is the dream

[@disastrousdilldo3914]

I lived with a dude and a chick in an apartment, and we made a system with the Three's Company song. "There's a sock on the door..."

[@bigricharddaddy9995]

Are you a male? Don’t tell me you and your buddy were putting socks on your door when you took turns fucking the same chick. I really hope I just misunderstood your comment because thats fucking disgusting.

[@arrojenkins]

...or the one walking around wearing the fucking juicy shorts.

[@dreadred92]

Nowhere did it say she broke up with her boyfriend of five years on the same day.

[@Elgar337]

Reservoir Dogs

[@tejaswikalra2212]

It's like Reservoir Dogs...fuck me

[@patrickkilduff5272]

I think she should be Ms Pink...

[@nrdpc5975]

I dont get to seeee youeeeeee

[@prettypointlessvideo]

Been there, done that...

[@RashtaEinthisB]

2:11 yikes... 5yr ended 10:32 LMFAO

[@joee1213]

Yeah and that’s a horrible idea. Do not tell a girl you go on a date with that you’ve ever hooked up with your roomie. Ever. Who would want to deal with that?

[@Dino-fz6ub]

(( BILL BURR FOR PRESIDENT! ))

[@codyquinn4954]

7:00 to 7:30 killed me

[@dengaz4099]

from phoenix

[@privateprivate2268]

👍

[@JairajSinghPatil]

5:45 bill burr possessed by Louis ck

[@amberyuan1985]

Sorry didn't go to church today lol

[@dolanddrumpf6344]

Listening to this at thirty makes you realise that life sucks ass

[@VayaEP]

Dear bill bur, I had it and fucked it up

[@Account2129]

0:53

[@ShallowEra]

Bloody good advice if you start a relationship when you have a fuck buddy. If a chick takes you on then knowing the truth up front you won't need another fuck buddy cause you found a keeper.

[@swill1020]

What's missing here is easy: a sandwich and and a slice of chocolate cake and cold milk. That's it. Fall in love with none of it.

[@jmess003]

0:18 0:59 2:53 8:00

[@MiMenteOnLine]

I would go for the zebra in the juicy shorts, but I would be carrying it in the mouth while looking for an elephant to eat, just because I'm, at 32 years old, still being a lusty but hard working balding lion.

[@erickalvarado2671]

WAIT WHAT!!! When girls talk about a recent break up, that means they want it? No fucking wonder!!! I've been fucking up my whole life 😤

[@joee1213]

Sounds like her ex of 5 years dodged a bullet for sure. Also I don’t think it would be the hardest thing to do for the guy not to develop feelings. I mean unless she is his idea of dateable like relationship exclusive datable I’d say it would be really easy just to be roomies that have sex. Hardest thing for him isn’t catching feelings, it’s dealing with her when she does. It’s inevitable. The drama to come. Good luck buddy.

[@AndyHoward]

This is listed somewhere else as "F*ckbuddy"

[@choppertj1]

Maaaaannn, I doing pretty good and then I heard Bill say "U know 1 day ur gonna look back" FUCK... Really??? Now I'm the guy reman icing FUCK!!!

[@Jtgagemac]

Do you mean reminiscing?

[@dontwearflipflopsfag]

Reman Icing hahahahaa

[@38calibercoffee]

(4:34) 😇

[@zeldagoblin]

His annoying girl voice reminded of Louis CK lol

[@razadaza9651]

zeldagoblin sounded exactly like Louis CK

[@StarboyXL9]

Damn. I want a fuck buddy now. Thanks for ruining the past 2 decades of my parents training Bill :P lol

[@phobowl]

More Threes Company references please!

[@dmalo1999]

What if you develop feelings for her? What then?

[@AndreasDelleske]

Watch the feelings but let them come and go. They're just feelings. The problem is, we try to project our parent style of to love and be loved onto our partners. As long as we can't refrain from that needyness, we're f'ed. We can't go into posession and dependecy land like we did as a toddler because we don't want to be dependent or owned either.

[@shrapnel77]

It won't last. You cannot live with a fuck buddy and they do not last that long anyway. It might fuck up his living situation and that could suck if it's a nice cheap place.

[@macabreenterprise1823]

I gotta disagree with Bill, I think she just didn't like him in the sack and doesn't plan on doing anything with him ever again

[@carlhartwell7978]

3:50 listen.

[@virces6563]

@@carlhartwell7978 she's a whore. why would you give her time and attention if you want a good woman. men are just as stupid as women in this thing. rejecting nice good feminine women and going after fugly whores.

[@TheTaterTotP80]

Fucked up to Fish, though. No reason to harm or kill other living beings and it's cruel to do so. Also Fish think and feel like any other creature contrary to many people's misunderstanding. Even if they didn't they are still living creatures though and deserve love, care and respect as does all life.

[@icehemp]

Glad to see you came to a fucking podcast, took a 10 second piece of it and then began to spew your beliefs on everyone else in the comments section even though the majority of the podcast had nothing to do with that.

[@Eshkanama]

^^^for real, no one cares about your stupid fish beliefs Aquaman.

[@michaelkey9549]

pretty sure I read something a while back that discussed how marine biological scientists and researchers had proven irrevocably that fish don't feel pain, nor even possess pain receptors the way mammals do.

[@catherinewilson734]

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