Fantano Reading Wack Bars for Like 9 Minutes

[@samcoker2458]

Him deconstructing the “single like a pringle” line is still hilarious

[@tatumbetter69]

Im just surprised hes never heard that phrase before

[@peytonwarren1936]

Tbf they literally had a tagline that was “betcha can’t have just one.” It was deserved. E: fuck. Fuck. That was lays.

[@vawnjour]

Single like a jingle would've worked because phone jingles are usually song singles

[@SauliBo1]

Idk why he’s complaining cause “Pringle” is the singular word for “Pringles”. If he said I’m single like Pringles I would understand his frustration

[@verbatim7508]

@@SauliBo1 The problem is that there's nothing clever about the rhyme, it's just rhyming for the sake of rhyming without putting any thought behind it

[@yambarkan5386]

‘’The demise of our relationship has resulted in me going to regular dialysis”. One of his best lines till this day.

[@ladicius5741]

yes

[@joaopedrosalgado8725]

yes

[@mojavemango7098]

yes

[@the_Googie]

Lost my kidneeeeys

[@seigeengine]

That kidney bar could be good if it was a reference to responding to the loss of the relationship with substance abuse, since even if you get a donor kidney, you need to take drugs for the rest of your life to keep your body from killing it.

[@Setashi]

That "Icon tatted on my torso" reaction is genuinely one of my favorite Fantano moments of all-time.

[@smeb7554]

Lmao fr, that whole reaction to that video

[@spekmannetje]

"icon tatted on my torso" i don't have icon tatted on my torso

[@3129021jc]

Mf pointed at nothing 🤣

[@Scroolewse]

give credit to Jayden though that shit was unironically funny as hell

[@falloutboy691]

The guys editing that ep did jaden super dirty, but I'm all for it.

[@franciscofarias6385]

The jump from "where are the ghostwriters here?" talking about Drake to "Pink Guy dabbles in blatant pedophilia" really got me

[@duncan5318]

6:58

[@WyWid]

@@duncan5318 thanks dunk money man

[@big_sea]

yes

[@Scroolewse]

ITS NOT PEDOPHILIA MOM IM A LOLICON ITS DIFFERENT

[@ANGEL-fr2km]

@@Scroolewse 💀

[@MRred-kb2yn]

2:13 hits different after meet the Grahams

[@voidc4]

Ye lol

[@Hylician]

fr

[@kiiltomaeki]

I've seen all of these clips a million times, but they never fail to entertain me

[@unhxlysilver1688]

fr

[@lilkhaos8133]

Same lmfaoo

[@starmanda88]

Same and same

[@JackieLombardi]

The Chance bars literally never get old

[@0_Cardboard_0]

You got the By The Time I Get To Leanix pfp

[@ElliYeetYT]

“Cause It Just Died, Like Food Coloring Does.” I’m crying with emotion. That is so beautiful and smartly written.

[@yotsugiononoki2842]

"your booty is heavy duty, like diarrhoea" is worse imo

[@acat1473]

Bro you're here, nice to meet you :)

[@autoph_]

@@yotsugiononoki2842 "you got buns, i got aspergers" is even worse than that

[@E_X_H_U_M_E_D_06]

It was all trash.

[@spiridonrobert16]

@@E_X_H_U_M_E_D_06 not really coming it was stupid just to be a stupid bar

[@bearcudlybear]

The Pringles line is especially dumb when you consider theyve had major branding campaigns where the tag line is "you can't just have 1" and the fact that they're one of the few chip brands that actually fill up their packages with chips. Like Pringles are explicitly known for being the opposite of single lmaooo

[@BigOwl51]

@@alexjameskeefer they both did it. If he said single like lays that would make more sense cus there’s so much air in their bags that there might as well only be 1 chip in the whole bag

[@rinzler1801]

21 says "pringle" instead of pringles, implying he's talking about a singular pringle

[@bayrockdev]

Perhaps that's the point.. he can't stay single.

[@unhxlysilver1688]

@@rinzler1801 Where would you find a singular pringle though

[@Mr09Dot]

@@bayrockdev right? 21 also wrote "fucked a nigga bitch, I'm a gentleman"

[@16tonw8]

The "beefing like it's 1337" line is actually way more clever than he's giving it credit: 1337 was the start of the Hundred Years' War

[@jk4675]

England v France

[@absolutegarbage3654]

1337=LEET

[@alexmonza2823]

Is it clever just because it's a reference to a historical period? It doesn't make it any more clever

[@isk8atparks]

tbh, that still doesnt help its case

[@thereallifesaiyan]

Yeah, I actually like that line lmao

[@maverickREAL]

He channels such emotion into "PRINGLES ARE NOT SINGLE PRINGLES ARE MANY."

[@syzx7538]

but the bar was pringle, single like a pringle, not pringles :o

[@Genevieve1023]

@@syzx7538 But you would never find a pringle by itself. You even put them in your mouth two or three at a time.

[@syzx7538]

@@Genevieve1023 a Pringle is a Pringle lol

[@drankFoD]

@@syzx7538 yeah but it doesn’t make sense . Pringles aren’t usually single

[@syzx7538]

@@drankFoD ok but that’s like saying BULLETS ARE NOT SINGLE THEYRE MANY but the bar was “bullet” feel me? Ik Pringles are Pringles but if I said a Pringle bro I’m talking about a Pringle not Pringles you feel me?

[@birkobird]

“The demise of our relationship has resulted in me going to regular dialysis treatments” is Anthony’s best line in a review to date.

[@callmeviper7723]

I'll always remember this Waka Flocka song where he says "Baby bring three friends so we can have a foursome". Which would be 5 people.

[@fridaykitty]

maybe it means he'll only sleep with the three friends 🤔

[@EnkiDootDoot]

I mean, someone needs to hold the camera.

[@Sorrelhas]

Maybe my man likes to watch

[@saurabhjaiswal4497]

Damnnn 🥲

[@dabossman5650]

@@fridaykitty yea true

[@stevebuscemi4185]

Melon getting genuinely mad about chances aweful bars is hilarious

[@Pikzel3]

”Are we serious?!” lmfaaoo

[@jxomxo]

That slam when he said “What the HELL are these similes?” 💀

[@nom5358]

“I just feel like I’m nonstop ranting about how trash the lyrics are on this record, but that’s literally like, all I can do. They’re really bad”

[@amicuscuriae]

“Now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato” is an all-timer. I’m not even sure it’s a bad line any more.

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Baked potato’s 🔥🔥🔥

[@SlaterRecordsTV]

idk, mashed potatoes do be better tho.

[@seanhutt4621]

I used to think it was cheesy and it has grown on me so much Even though mashed will forever be my bay Now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato

[@fulcrumthebrave5715]

I'm half Irish and mashed is better

[@larasgate3]

whose line was that?

[@friendlyboy880]

i love this entire series. The delivery is fucking perfect

[@chrimbo7767]

Big agree

[@kevinbalfe]

If the lines from "Lemon Drop" were on that 1-800 track, I'd call that suicide hotline.

[@leaveitorsinkit242]

What did he mean to say here at 3:18?

[@Sylandrophol]

"i'm more crazy than a short lady trying to give birth to eighty-four babies" reads like bars rigby would write up in an episode of regular show and he'd nearly get killed because of them

[@ryangadola8475]

1:51 is even funnier when you realize daddy long legs only have 6 legs since they aren’t spiders.

[@kiyote437]

Depends on what you mean by "daddy longlegs!" In some places, "daddy longlegs" refers to Tipulidae (crane flies) which, being insects, do indeed have only six legs. However, in many other places, it refers to Pholcidae (cellar spiders) or Opiliones (harvestmen) which are arachnids with eight legs. This second meaning is far more common where I live, and it was probably what the artist meant here.

[@the_Googie]

@@kiyote437 spiders are cool. Thanks for ur insight!

[@scottbourrell4810]

in Australia daddy long legs ARE spiders and they're venomous

[@Bobcat205]

@@scottbourrell4810 because everything in Australia can kill you.

[@pervenchemusic]

@@scottbourrell4810daddy long leg “spiders” aren’t actually spiders, but they are arachnids, unless you’re referring to an actual spider which is ALSO called daddy long legs, i get there’s a lot of confusion cause in the UK both an insect and an arachnid are called daddy long legs

[@maxxvii2037]

"Do i take what he's saying seriously? i can't because what he's saying is stupid. Do i take what he's saying as a joke? i cant because i don't think it's funny" Such a goated phrase right there.

[@charlieseen]

Line that is going in my back pocket bc it's applicable to a lot of situations tbh

[@SumeriyaYaxlaka]

What song was that??

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

They should change their official product slogan to "Pringles are Many." Sounds downright biblical.

[@matylda4724]

"wrecking my balls, miley" KSI so real for this one actually

[@kdrecords4562]

5:54 The sincerity in his "fuck you" has me wheezing

[@schematicb5393]

Classic

[@joeborda899]

It was so genuine 😂

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

When he mentions the poo poo and pee pee bars, I fucking lose it and can’t find it. Like Nav’s kidneys.

[@chessvibes3182]

Hey i found it what you lost... Like that single pringle

[@cesarmadero05]

2:57

[@Jewrangutang]

Crazy that Melon spit ALL of these off the dome 😳 Kendrick could never

[@gut853]

Here before the white boys that ride Kendrick's nuts take this too seriously

[@ayyyayay]

@@gut853 this TND channel, who takes most comments seriously here

[@talonalexander7161]

Erm. This is disrespectful to the GOAT Kendrick. Please remove this now before I report the comment for misinformation.

[@TheCreatorNFE]

​@@talonalexander7161 Blah.

[@SilkGMD]

@talonalexander7161😮😢

[@spooksahoy5097]

2:13 Aged like fine fucking wine

[@Flinch9000]

The levels of irony on that line is massive, my guy

[@franklingoodwin]

If Anthony was reading Cal Chuchesta lyrics from 'The New CALassic' there would be 0 minutes of wack bars

[@itsrie4807]

Real shit

[@peytonalexander5300]

“I got my rubber duck In my pickup truck” 😤🤘🔥

[@ayyyayay]

“Hide my anger like a porn folder” 🔥🔥🔥

[@TheAMSilviu]

❤

[@sleep6837]

Respect to Logic for being so self critical of his lyrics. He's really growing in maturity! Edit: Well this aged poorly.

[@PDSREACTION]

Fr

[@bobbytarantino3552]

Thanks, I know I'm famous but I'm still humble

[@leaveitorsinkit242]

What did he mean to say here at 3:18?

[@juanfa98]

this comments never get old

[@WiloPolis03]

These comments get old very quickly

[@Guidus125]

For me, nothing beats the review of Lil Xan's album.. it was hilarious yet such a pure roast that I even felt a little bad for him

[@treyebillups8602]

When he said “This album is less of an insult to my intelligence, and more of an insult to my humanity” I felt that

[@JacksonDreyer]

@@treyebillups8602 gosh that’s good

[@yme_1323]

"Icon tatted on my torso" I DON'T have 'Icon' tatted on my torso. Iconic

[@JGGNGHS]

I love how melon throws is phone in a fit of rage after the drake line at 6:23

[@Stefan_Gerards]

“your booty is heavy duty, like diarrhoea” - Eminem 2017, Remind Me

[@xodeez]

“I’m the shit, I’m fartin” - Kodak Black 2017, Drowning

[@bob4948]

"Did the man who invented college ever Go To college" Hopsin 2015, Fly

[@xodeez]

@@bob4948 we’re doing shit/poop lyrics bro 😂

[@bob4948]

@@xodeez pee-pipi-caca-poo-poo

[@bendover7841]

@@xodeez "I spit fire like I just blew a demon, my sh1t so cold I leave your toilet bowl steamin'" - Bo Burnham, I'm Bo Yo

[@jackofallfades2656]

Chance wins this round with a 1-2 KO punch. Penetrated defenses with "Like Pippi Long" putting his opponent off balance. Then connecting with the right hook "Like Daddy Long" for the finish.

[@benjiusofficial]

"Pass the ball to Brett Favre to win the game." - maddem

[@wxsteria3451]

I mean the J. Cole one is supposed to be creepy cause it’s about someone whose obsessed with an internet celebrity they never met. I think Cole portrays that really well imo

[@ImMimicute]

Yea I mean let's be real, fantano has never been one for nuance, it's great when he's going through like, ems albums and such where it's basically all ignorant nonsence bars for the sake of flow but when something is actually designed to portray some kind of meaning context flies out the window 😂

[@thewordisours8105]

“i need stock and it gotta be pippi long. are we serious?” 💀💀💀💀💀

[@thon3675]

The face he makes with the Pippi long line. It kills me every time.

[@joseMgarcia0711]

All these whack bars cure depression. It makes you realize you're not the only one with the potential to go full cringe.

[@Ues2DC]

Actually it makes me depressed that people accept trash like this.

[@i_unfriend_u]

As much as I love Em, it seems like his more recent music consists of him trying to create the most insane rhymes, but with the corniest lyrics

[@turtlie7309]

Bornana is only the beginning

[@jadenblaze7352]

I'm pretty sure he's writing those lyrics ironically Like, he knows they are stupid af and people will only laugh at them in a "so bad that it's good" kinda way

[@gwenpolo1307]

So, as Melon said, do I take what he's saying seriously? I can't, because it's stupid. Do I take what he's saying as a joke? I can't, because I don't think it's funny.

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

It’s stupid humor, pretty mindless. Really I just do my best to appreciate his technical skill whenever I hear one of his newer songs and try to not think about what he’s saying too much 💀

[@MrKimKim]

i mean he doesn't have anything to prove anymore He just having fun now. Just like Melon said. He is doing side quests.

[@riley6875]

"wherever could you find or buy a single pringle" i never thought that critiquing music would reach this level of insanity

[@callahanhirrel535]

“The demise of our relationship has me going to regular dialysis treatments” I mean that’s kind of a bar in and of itself

[@SomeSong2]

Lemon Drop never fails to make my jaw implode from laughter in ways that few things do.

[@eatyranosaurus1517]

What does it mean

[@J.5.M.]

@@eatyranosaurus1517 yeah Genius didn't even help me learn what it means 😂

[@zbsfm]

i'm lost, what is it?

[@254koloko]

Is that a bar about licking pussy, though? I find it funny but never know if it's simile or some shit like that

[@nebulousbastrd]

wdym??

[@LeBeautiful]

When Eminem said "'Cause this type of melon that we're in this hard to deal" I felt that.

[@melgibson1284]

pickle

[@unhxlysilver1688]

h-hi lebeautiful...

[@legenddairy0]

Me when melon when hard me when *Drops mic*

[@JesusChristSaves.]

@@melgibson1284 genius

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Your like the kid that is in every class I’m in including lunch.

[@yarlodek5842]

“She put that thong on my groin groin then it go boing” Words to live by 😔

[@Lil_Yuri]

"Now a single Pringle is my favorite kind of potato" would be the ultimate wack bar

[@davidarchino9675]

"mj shit but the palace is not for kids" guess he meant other teenagers cause we all know drake aint keeping his own there😭 2:13

[@kid-ava]

"She toying with me like happy meal" just took over me for a minute, and so did the last one, Anthony was losing it 😭

[@LessGo7921]

“Tuck my napkin in my shirt cuz I’m just mobbin like that” - Aubrey Graham

[@melgibson1284]

drake hella corny for that one

[@quilluntouchableentity2034]

@@melgibson1284 nah thats acceptable

[@ewatson4901]

2:12 oof this has aged like fine wine

[@Corium1]

he sounds like a extremely tired English teacher

[@crayoneater6034]

5:46 How to ask your parents why you exist

[@kiyote437]

2:00 Oh... Martin Luther King, he means. Not the Reformation figure from the 16th-century Holy Roman Empire...

[@xavierjack391]

3:51 Man’s truly was offended by that baked potato bar. 😭😭😭

[@d.v.8038]

3:20: when you're running around in doom looking for secret walls

[@SlyRocko]

6:55 unfortunately aged well

[@Daniel-jz9td]

Even Melon called it, Drake sounds fucking stupid acting tough after Pusha T diss.

[@tameraburaya634]

bro said "keep making me dance waving my hands"

[@deletdis6173]

Aged nicely

[@scarfacedadio]

"WhydeyputdadickinthePUCCI?!"

[@sawdust07]

i'm always wishing someone would put a clip of him saying the lyric "Like Bed Bath and Beyond i've got a lot in store" from the review of New Beginnings by Reason in one of these compilations

[@jimmyl27]

Immediately begins with Big Sean slander damn

[@Cho0segoose]

bruh wtf is ur pfp

[@jimmyl27]

@@Cho0segoose Do you like it?

[@54ayberk]

@@jimmyl27 do you like the way it sounce ⁉️

[@filesjofficial]

DAMN.

[@McFlyIncognito]

That Drake line aged so fucking bad

[@Aquaaaaa777]

Every time I watch this and when Fantano says “The demise of our relationship has resulted me going to regular dialysis treatments” I always end up dying from laughter 😭

[@totempolejoe1]

I have repeatedly returned to the Cringing with Jaden video specifically to rewatch Fantano reacting to the "Icon tatted on my torso" breakdown. That's in my top 5 favorite Fantano clips.

[@isaakhall5322]

“Icon Tatted on my torso “ “I actually DONT have icon tatted on my torso “😂😂

[@3xittt]

2:20 Kendrick gotta see this

[@deletdis6173]

Fr 😂😂😂

[@deletdis6173]

Aged like fine fuckin congac.

[@lilyhope432]

1:45 The deadpan "Are we serious?" Made me ugly laugh for like two minutes straight

[@vwnb]

That KSI track is genious. It is important to note that the whole rhyme goes: Wrecking my balls, Miley / Making a storm, Kylie

[@theivanvarga]

3:38 ,,LIKE I LOST MY KIDNeeEYSs!!"

[@125kmph]

It's a shame that Anthony doesn't appreciate that Logic didn't name the song Melon Drop, but instead wrote it as a diss track against his arch-enemy even though he was an easy, interchangeable target.

[@Sunkhrist]

As an Eminem fan… I can see why my friends hates me when I say literally any pun…

[@aryanrajshekar5887]

umm i didnt understand elaborate. sorry im a bit dumb

[@arvidbergman]

Yeah elaborate for me as well please, how exactly could you ever be an Eminem fan?

[@aryanrajshekar5887]

@@arvidbergman by having good music taste

[@arvidbergman]

@@aryanrajshekar5887 bornana

[@aryanrajshekar5887]

@@arvidbergman ends your fav rapper lmao cry

[@narcspector]

"If you wanna portray yourself as tough, don't liken yourself to a thing you push babies around in" 🤣😭💀

[@im_skrunkly]

8:21 idk what you mean this line is fire, like a liars pants🔥🔥🔥

[@matylda4724]

no cause "where the ghostwriters on this album?" might be still one of the biggest insults ever

[@ttt7337jjj]

Chance making a bar about his tour and then having to cancel said tour is honestly one of the biggest L’s ever

[@sp3edah]

As someone who has not watched more than a minute of anthony fantano, this is amazing and i am considering watching more

[@TheAndrewj96]

As much as I enjoy these compilations, I would love to see someone make one where he’s reading out lyrics that are actually good. I always love seeing that.

[@johnnykapferer3813]

the facial expression at 1:47 has me crying

[@LazyCloud9]

That nav comment hit a lot harder as i work in transporting individuals to the dialysis centers 😂 No joke y'all take care of y'all kidney's!

[@tohsheeba1308]

I like how he sang those Nav lyrics with the same passion with which they were written

[@Gooberjoovies]

2:13 coming back in a big way after the past week's Kendrick/Drake beef 🤣

[@scottvogel8477]

So glad the baked potato line made it in.

[@FracturedEclipse]

Thank you, Anthony Fantano, for reading all these awful lyrics so we don’t have to.

[@stevefurrier9932]

4:15 I am not sure,but there was an Amad Driver movie called The Cruise,and it is tied to the Suzie Q line,cause I think a guy named driver played Q in one of the James Bond episodes,and Suzie,is also James Bond's crush,and Bond was famous for having good cars,and i think Jason Statham's role was a driver in a movie,and was named Driver. So it's so much there,bro just didn't catch it

[@MikeyJBlakeJR]

I like that Anthony has a very thick phone case cause he knows he's probably gonna throw his phone out of frustration

[@cosmoltayyy69]

0:30 the better line would be "i'm single like the last pringle" or "i'm single like the last pringle in the pringle jar"

[@Lp-army1]

Or I'm single like the Pringle can

[@technoblaaade2835]

"I need stock and it gotta be pippi long" 😭😭😭

[@matthewdaub]

"I need stick and it gotta be pippi long" is the best bar ever. Nothing will beat that.

[@Bondrewd_The_Based]

Pringles are many. Pringles are legion

[@rnbwsmtl]

this is the needle drop content i love the most, thanks for these hilarious compilations!

[@muffinpoots]

imagine eating one pringle. you should be arrested to protect the rest of us from your insanity.

[@mrflibble1259]

5:36 THIS is peak comedy

[@deletdis6173]

Fr 😂😂

[@yandhi3730]

8:29 that fantano look like "did you hear this?" Had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

[@deletdis6173]

😂😂😂

[@deekenny6256]

Me when I lift my cat in front of the mirror 9:04

[@christinapeterson8210]

My favorite part of this is when Fantano chucked his phone after getting frustrated by the Drake "Challenged by who" lyric 😆

[@vb2388]

If people are getting PTSD after listening to these whack bars…I recommend some enlightenment Some of MF DOOM’s Best Lyrics.. “The Rest is Empty with No Brain but the Clever Nerd, The Best MC with No Chain you ever Heard” - Figaro “Retarded in Real Life, On the Mic Rain Man Stand close to his main man like a chain gang Who give a fuck about who or they fancy crew That's no mystery, like Hardy Boys do with Nancy Drew” - ? “Catch a throatful from the fire vocal Ash and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull” - Guv’nor “Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self destruct” - Rhymes Like Dimes “what up? To all rappers, shut up. While you shutting up, keep a shirt on, At least a button up. Yuck... Is they rhymers or stripping males? Outta work jerks, since they shut down chippendales. Chipping nails, DOOM - tipping scales, Let alone the preorders, that's counted off shipping sales, This one goes out to all my people skipping bail, Dipping jail, whipping tail, and sipping ale” - Beef Rapp “One for the money, two for the better green 3-4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine Told the knock kneed ghetto queen get the head fiend Tell him it's for Medallin and use oxcyocetaline” - All Outta Ale “Already woke, spared a joke, barely spoke, rarely smoke Stared at folks when properly provoked, mirror broke Here, share strawberry morning, gone an more important spawning Torn in, poor men sworn in Cornish hens switching positions, auditioning morticians Saw it in a vision, ignoring prison Ignoramuses enlist and sound dumb Found 'em drowned in cow's dung, crowns flung” - THAT’S THAT “Do not stand still, boast yo' skills Close but no krills, toast for po' nils, post no bills Coast to coast Joe Shmoe's flows ill, go chill Not supposed to overdose No-Doz pills” - Figaro “Goony goo goo, loony cuckoo Like Gary Gnu off New Zoo Revue, but who knew The mask had a loose screw? Hell, could hardly tell Had to tighten it up like the Drells and Archie Bell” - Rhinestone Cowboy “I used to cop a lot but never copped no drop Hold mics like pony tails tied in bobbalobs Stop and stick around, come through and dig the sound Of the fly brown 6-0 sicko psycho who throws his d**k around” - Doomsday

[@lalitthapa101]

Nothing beats Goat Ross' "Put molly-

[@jon....]

You really had all of this ready to copy and paste?

[@anijeepa]

It feels illegal to be able to listen to bars this hard.

[@ellienixon3437]

So I watched this Buzzfeed video where they were given a $98 taco which was literally just a Pringle with some caviar on it We found the Single Pringle!

[@gabrielderyckpaul1209]

2:15 didn’t age well tbh

[@heavenly2k]

I like the Big Sean slander. He needs more of it

[@BirdParsons]

Bring back Hopsin Disses 2024

[@Camo_bomb]

2:05 and the clip right after aged like fine wine

[@berkkarsi]

Anthony laughing at "boing" is the funniest shit ever

[@Cecilpedia]

The rhythmic "eugh augh" in response to the lemon drop lines

[@boze-montana22]

Some of these bars give me hope in making it in music.😂👍🏾

[@SonicTheo]

You have to write some cringe bars if you want to make it

[@abelgenesis_]

“I need stock and it gotta be pippi long😑🤨 are you serious” killed me😭😭😭