Why does Reddit

[@thenoelmiller]

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[@leef6961]

Wild

[@owenjones6121]

Insane

[@sassyn000t8]

Ayo?

[@SevenGears]

quit telling me i can "double bag it"

[@Crypt.Bogey444]

super villain origin story

[@brynskolski5003]

"You gotta love this society we've created. Therapy is too expensive, education is dogshit so people just make bad decisions and cant work out their traumas so they exercise it on each other and then we get entertainment." fucking incredible

[@sophiab5717]

9:43

[@iheartjbgccb]

Where we've evolved at. Wonder how much different or the same it'll be a decade from now

[@kite-flying_potato]

That is one hell of an accurate diagnosis.

[@zg4705]

This society that is forced upon us more like. It wasn't always like this, and we can still change this

[@justincruz5720]

If therapy is too expensive, why don’t I check out Better Help? Cody and Noel seem to be partners with them on the podcast if I remember correctly, so I’m sure they are an excellent choice… Wait a minute.

[@threebee5]

When a story starts out with "I(24F) and my husband(42M)" it's almost ALWAYS going to be bad.

[@BlueTurn]

Every single time the age gap literally tells the story for them lol.

[@magickalmason]

Noticed that right away

[@meinenklinke]

Right? It’s like, oh, are there uneven relationship dynamics? I wonder whyyyyy.

[@58008O]

Why do people list their sex so often when it doesn’t even matter half the time

[@sdb87149]

@@58008O same pages on Reddit require age and gender idk why

[@czarnamamba97]

The piss story touched me on a spiritual level. I work at a cafe and so many people do this it's insane. Not only piss, there is this one guy, that every time without fail diarrheas all over the bathroom and in every single crevice such as inside of a flush button on the wall. Somehow we are never able to catch those people. They think we get paid for cleaning this mess, but there is no amount of money that would compensate for that. It's so horrible I get nightmares about it. No one should have to deal with that. I really don't get how those people function in a society being this dumb and cruel.

[@josephine2321]

if it’s the same guy who does the diarrhea thing you should try to ban him that is awful holy fuck

[@Merjacevi]

Dude I used to be friends with this guy who pretended to be a woman on reddit for no real reason other than to get attenw... He cosplayed as a very cringe "Not Like The Other Girls" woman in her late 20s and would have debates about feminism and stuff...meanwhile the account is actually ran by a straight guy who's unemployed and never leaves the house... Some people are just mental

[@ultraxim]

I worked at a cafe too and everyday there would be used toilet paper on the floor. The trash can wasn't even full but idk what the hell with these people. All of our clients were adults like wtf. And many times there was piss on the toilet too. One time I got the nice suprise of seeing a PILE of used toilet papers over the trash can. Like someone didn't open it (you had to tap with your foot to open it) and threw it on top, and then everyone did that. Literally a PILE I was so mad it ruined my day. Now I can't imagine diahrrea. People are ASSHOLES crist

[@calvincustard]

That's wild...hang in there Kat! I hope there's rewarding aspects of that job, otherwise I'd look elsewhere. Having worked some awful cleaning jobs, moving to even a slightly better job did wonders for my mental health!

[@Anna-19928]

I used to work at a coffee shop and one day I went to open and there was just a mess of soft shit in front of the door. The owner lived right above the shop so I was like “hey can you come down here and help” and hours later he claimed he never heard his phone. I was making $11 an hour

[@mrwendt6649]

So cool of Noel's twin brother from West Hollywood, Zach Miller, to do the first half of this video

[@missyiss]

wait he has a twin??!

[@edoneill6138]

@@missyiss kokokokokoko

[@allofthepoints9636]

Zatch

[@sophiab5717]

@@cheddson sorry for your loss

[@DARKENINGTIMES]

he just looked high lmfao

[@jacobleoncio4134]

Imagine me sitting down to enjoy my lunch break, seeing Noel posted a video, getting excited about it, and then taking a bite of my food only for him to describe diarrhea in a jar

[@kHz0]

Saturdays!!

[@amutha.vibess]

literally exactly what just happened to me hahah

[@CartierCasey]

Perfect video as I wait for my sushi to arrive

[@ron8440]

That’s on you bro. You should know that Noel has an obsession with puke and diarrhea lol

[@ihaveakirbyobessesion2617]

this is why i can never eat lucnh with a noel vid anymore lmao

[@chaoticoverdrive27]

As someone who used to work as a janitor in a government building, that second story doesn’t even surprise me. 😭 People are so fucked up.

[@arizz620]

I don't doubt joe just unleashing it all

[@PPSH-Riley]

Same bro I used to clean schools. Those elementary school children literally have something wrong with them. Like I'm scared for our future as a society

[@kennygriffey1046]

Same. Use to clean a building for a phone company - and the bathrooms were the worst. They would wipe and pile their toilet paper behind the seat. They would spit lugies on the mirror, and crap in the urinals. This was on a nightly basis I had to clean this mess...Like what the heck. Some of their desk were covered in fingernail clippings and food, place was a mess.

[@someasiankid6323]

I remember a kid pants to ankles and started to walk around the bathroom pissing on people

[@---wq9xp]

Genuine question, When I was deployed we had a "phantom pooper." By that, I mean, there was someone in our department who would shit in their hand and hide it somewhere on board. When I got stationed in VA, I found out that not only was it not isolated to our department, but every ship had one. My question is, have you been finding mystery dumps in odd locations?

[@kite-flying_potato]

There was a kid in my kindergarten class who did the 'I piss on everything' thing. One day he apparently sprayed every available surface in the boy's bathroom, and the teacher came into the classroom looking livid. I didn't see him again after that. Maybe he got sent for psychiatric evaluation/behavioral therapy. His name was Matthew. I remember because he would always say 'Matthew with 2 t's,' as if anyone spells it with one.

[@staarry]

Its always matthews

[@yxnglamppost3538]

#freemathew

[@matthewjoshumali]

hi fellow Matthew here, free my boy he aint do nun #freematthew

[@akaste4413]

last cold ones episode proves people do in fact spell it with one t

[@iheartjbgccb]

@@donteventryit007 lmfao same and it reminded me of the time I accidentally peed in elementary 🙃

[@blake12396]

The piss story really SPOKE to Noel on a personal level bc of his love for that peeing filter on Instagram

[@GoldenDriftz]

I swear every second story is him with that piss filter.

[@totallynotaliar9912]

@@GoldenDriftz he has a public snap ?

[@totallynotaliar9912]

@@GoldenDriftz nvm just realized it was insta, my bad

[@ocean4763]

Once as a 16yo I had to clean the men’s bathroom at work and someone had smeared shit all over the outside and floor somehow. I had to clean that, threw up while doing it, then had to clean that up too. I hate that 18yo kid pissing everywhere story, thanks Noel

[@kettlecorn5000]

i would quit right then and there

[@Itsdiamxndtho]

I did the same thing only I worked at a TJMaxx that was popular with the crackheads and one day I had enough of cleaning shit and food out of the bathroom 💀 I didn’t even put in my 2 weeks

[@mranderson717]

@@Itsdiamxndtho as you should, I bet they most definitely didn’t pay you enough for all that!

[@yogi8722]

i wouldve quit fr

[@jeanius8831]

fr like the fact that he likes that someone has to clean it up like why don’t YOU clean after someone’s piss

[@RetroJ3000]

I am a forever lurker on reddit. I can't imagine interacting with these people, but I love to watch it like an observer at a zoo.

[@gr4410]

same with twitter

[@TheTGOAC]

Keep it that way, they're animals.

[@X0TrueAlpha0X]

I'm always terrified of opening reddit. I know I'll see someone die, someone's dick, and then someone do a backflip off a crane into some water. All within 5 minutes of opening the app.

[@IHEARTCALYPSO444EVA]

what do you people follow?? I don't see that😂

[@X0TrueAlpha0X]

@@IHEARTCALYPSO444EVA It's mostly on the home page. But now with the recommendation sub thing. I see some crazy ass shit

[@KongQuestCo]

The front page is sanitized for corporations, you’re following some interesting stuff 😂

[@X0TrueAlpha0X]

@@KongQuestCo you still see people dying on the front page. Especially because of what's happening in Ukraine.

[@annieothername]

Yeah, thats why I don’t fuck with Reddit. I’m seeing shit FB moderators do VICE interviews for and seek therapy for, but just in my free time? Nah, I stay off there.

[@p.j7372]

As someone who has to clean nightclub toilets after a 12 hour shift serving those pricks that second story infuriated me in a way I can’t not even describe

[@wat5709]

The difference is the people on the nightclub are probably fucking wasted but this guy did it sober, willingly

[@minaberric4069]

Ur very appreciated!!!! I’m sorry u have to do that :( nobody should have to clean up piss every day!!!! I hope u can get another job soon

[@wat5709]

Coming back to this comment 5 days later, I’ve encountered exactly what the second story described. One of my high school’s bathrooms (one on the lower level so it was mostly used by freshmen) had been soaking in piss from the top of all the stall doors, streaming down to the bottom of the doors and dripping into a puddle of pee. Every single door.

[@wissmiss1718]

Noel thank you so much for uploading right when I needed to clean my house. Perfect timing.

[@what-fv6wx]

I was literally in the middle of doing the dishes, I saw the notification and sat my happy ass down right away

[@zarrelli10]

I was just about to shower literally

[@samgadoury5531]

His vids are the perfect background noise fr fr

[@mercurymami]

dishes for me😛

[@potatospud1597]

Homework assignment due tomorrow :)

[@stinky5264]

There’s a guy in these Reddit threads that has a piss kink but specifically his kink is people reacting in disgust to his stories about him pissing on shit. He posts in all these confession style subreddits

[@marl3ymarl3y86]

Certified Reddit moment 🗿

[@nicholasn.2883]

Wait a minute. How do you know so much, Stinky?

[@stinky5264]

@@nicholasn.2883 I’m him.

[@stinky5264]

@@nicholasn.2883 no jk someone on tumblr figured it out

[@crystaleunoia3974]

Dear God we fell into his trap!

[@Maria_745]

I actually didn't know people bought and sold Reddit accounts. I just thought people lying for karma were nerds

[@haventchangedmypfpsince2009]

Same. Ig it's similar to gold farming in a MMO and/or selling your account but it still surprises me that this can be done on even reddit, I wish I was as good of a liar as I am a writer.

[@user-wo3yd5ke4s]

What do you mean by lying for karma

[@Maria_745]

@@user-wo3yd5ke4s basically what they call the like count on Reddit and your total number shows up on your profile

[@AprilWhelan00]

Why is karma valuable enough that people are buying accounts with a lot of it?

[@catcactus1234]

@@AprilWhelan00 because big internet number makes brain happy and corporations/businesses like having high karma accounts because it makes them look “hip” with the Reddit crowd.

[@fionap.6311]

God, that diarrhea jar story was something else. The husband got physically violent over sealed shit. He preferred sealed shit over his fucking wife. Is now divorcing over sealed shit... I cannot begin to understand.

[@nastytits]

But how true can this be.. 😅🤢

[@fionap.6311]

@@nastytits i hope not, but damn if it is...that's insane

[@meinenklinke]

Another comment said that was confirmed as a fake story because the poster gets off on other people being disgusted. So… that’s fun?

[@fionap.6311]

@@meinenklinke should be writing scripts with that creativity

[@TheUltimaFortuna]

Its all fake

[@karankhatana9528]

The first minute just looks like Noel trynna imitate Cody

[@johnny8030]

so weird, I thought the same thing lol

[@memeslasher69]

He wasn't sleeping with a kid tho 🥸

[@djstanton3218]

I got a story boys. When I was in college I worked at this retail store called Gabe's. It's basically Marshalls but just a different company. I had to come in at 5am and clean bathrooms. I literally was the first person there every morning and sometimes had to wait for my manager to get there because I would be so early. I figured oh it's 5am there's no way these bathrooms are going to be dirty and if they are how bad could it be? Man, let me tell you, some of the depraved shit I saw will never leave my mind. Shit on the walls, floor, just in unimaginable places and unthinkable situations I would find myself in daily. Threw up multiple times while working there due to it. Here's where it gets fucking nuts. On top of it all, there was another guy who worked with me(not gonna name drop him) and immediately I could tell that he wasn't all there mentally. Well one morning we both had to clean the bathrooms together and long story short, as we are cleaning the women's bathroom he proceeds to basically tell me that he has a shit fetish. I was like okay I'm gone. Told the managers what he said left and never looked back. I don't even bother shopping there. Absolutely insane memory that you unlocked for me, thanks Noel.

[@vaampyrr]

💀💀💀 ayo im so sorry you had to go thru that

[@sharvareedeshpande4309]

What the fuck! Man im so sorry

[@ethanpatch6840]

shoulda had him cleaning those bathrooms if he had a shit fetish

[@NoctuaOlivae]

I knew someone was going to try and excuse the jars with IBS lol. The doctor gives you a special labeled jar for piss/shit and normally it's something they give to you; it's not something you're supposed to be proactive about.

[@tereza3698]

yeah, also the sample is supposed to be "fresh" not some month old diarrhea cold brew

[@meinenklinke]

Look, I’m a crazy bitch with IBS, but I couldn’t wrap my head around anything other than maybe making a chart of color and consistency? That seems extra though. To be clear-I have not done that. 😂 But if someone wanted to track their bowel health that would make sense.

[@yea0000]

what’s really weird is them trying to excuse it.

[@kcb-7]

the second one fills me w hatred. i worked over the summer at a grocery store and i swear no one would actually shit IN the toilet but always AROUND the toilet. the worst was when there was a whole log poop on the ground. i didn’t clean it. i pulled the im a minor card cause i legally couldn’t clean anything that was considered a biohazard. also this guy would spit tobacco into the urinal every time he came to the store so that sucked too

[@imerdam626]

Sits down with a plate of food “Let’s watch Noel miller” Starts: 😰🤢

[@sc000f]

DEADASS LMFAO

[@Niniminns]

NordVPN are so lucky to get an adread after that beautiful story. I even had to consider getting a subscription because I just thought the story before the adread was so lovely

[@thunderclancat123]

I kept reading it as a dread like dreadlocks and had to do a triple take

[@Niniminns]

@@thunderclancat123 I somehow didn't realize ad and read are two separate words

[@placefantasy1821]

I’m crying laughing at the shit jar story bc it reminded me of a story my friend told me (they work in a hospital) and this dude brought in a stool sample in a fucking Dasani bottle. Every time I think about that story I absolutely lose it laughing like wtf a DASANI BOTTLE?!? I have so many questions and I truly hope I’ll never get the answers.

[@josephine2321]

how did it fit???

[@josephine2321]

i have so many questions

[@placefantasy1821]

@@josephine2321 I don't know and I genuinely hope I never will.

[@placefantasy1821]

@Cheezit Police Idk but my friend felt the need to specify that it was a Dasani bottle. Somehow it makes it even funnier that they chose the worst brand of water to shit into.

[@madi5286]

The venn diagram of people who would bring their stool sample in a dasani bottle and the people who would pay money to drink dasani is a circle

[@littlebug3186]

this video confirmed to me that men DO pee everywhere on purpose i thought maybe penises were just hard to control like a high pressure water hose or something

[@jeanius8831]

@Random Username #menstartsittingdownwhenyoupee2022

[@arthurmorgan4041]

@@jeanius8831 nah I'm standing up whenever because no matter what Ur gonna have dickheads pissing everywhere

[@someone-vk6gk]

YEAH my granpa used to do that and I'm so disgusted

[@trianglemoebius]

@@jeanius8831 I'm not sitting down on a public toilet. And that story is the reason why.

[@wattthefaqameye1146]

@@trianglemoebius I don't either I hover over, just get gud and up your quad game

[@thelandlord3989]

Imagine paying money for an ad break to have your brand name serenated by a fucking fart sound Absolute legend dude

[@theodickson3153]

You're funny ☺️

[@person.w9780]

I use reddit pretty often and the more I do the more I almost regret making an account. I have seen some of the worst takes on there.

[@Saxjon]

People will tell you the same thing about twitter, facebook, I have seen some real shit takes on Instagram and of course, here on youtube. My take away: the less you use any social media, the better. And I envy people that live without having any social media.

[@billnyethescienceguy4502]

@@Saxjon you envy people? Just delete it man

[@Saxjon]

@@billnyethescienceguy4502 Easier said than done. There are still people I like in these social medias, sometimes they talk about things I didn't follow them for, but hey, what are you gonna do? They are their own people.

[@attiethetitan]

loving this new emergence of noel content, him just sitting down and talking about whatever interests him at the moment. not trying to hard to cram a hundred jokes in but instead just giving his honest and real thoughts. it suits you noel and your passion/mind is what makes us want to watch

[@attiethetitan]

but also please give a trigger warning or just a forewarning of some kind for graphic content, if that's not too much trouble. thank you!

[@bitticlan]

Noel playing a fuckboy character is funny, but Noel breaking character is hilarious 🤣

[@itsyaboy0594]

Could Be high! LMAO

[@elizabethkapsalis2356]

@@itsyaboy0594 literally thought he was high 😭

[@senatorarmstrong2100]

@@elizabethkapsalis2356 😆

[@RobertIDK]

Noel as always reminding us that Saturdays are definitely not back 💩

[@brandierae5506]

Yo robert i used to watch your shit like years ago and then you went on break and i forgot you existed

[@phaedra._.]

the voice that noel is putting on this video is sending me into that state of laughter where there's no sound because i can't breathe

[@AzazelBathory]

Bruh same, and that second story I just couldn’t cope with, I almost went into the danger zone of laughter where you feel like you might die

[@phaedra._.]

@@AzazelBathory it was the second story for me too, straight gold

[@sonikku956]

Sounds almost like Cody Ko

[@mikahs7944]

The first story should be a lesson for any young woman with older men telling them to come live “rent free” what’s up in them walls 😂😂😂

[@Polyeurythane]

Truly. I can’t fully and rightfully judge the relationship, but how she basically did everything for him and had no mode of her own transportation was a little sus to me, ya know.

[@candyandacurrantbun]

the first story is 100% fake lol

[@mikahs7944]

@@Polyeurythane true i dont know the full picture. i found that very strange too. so she was just locked away in a 40 year old masn house who stored diareha hahha.

[@mikahs7944]

@@candyandacurrantbun fuck im so stuck between cause its just odd enough that i beilive it.

[@candyandacurrantbun]

@@mikahs7944 No one who has found jars of poop describes it the way that person did lol. They also didn’t respond to anyone at all in the original thread (thousands of comments) except for one calling it fake. Sooo

[@maanasinair7384]

reddit be like: when i was born [M0] i immediately was done w life and now I'm older [M18] and i still feel the same

[@LIGHT-tq5un]

I've been looking for jobs lately and Noel just gave me an idea with the writing crazy stories then selling reddit accounts thing... shiii I might just do that 🤔

[@k0ok]

thanks for the idea, i am now gonna steal it

[@LIGHT-tq5un]

@@k0ok let's gooo lmfao

[@PRDGL_WindyBW]

You can also ask disgustingly sexually charged questions on r/askreddit. They always do well.

[@kashhaliwell]

why on gods earth would i think it was okay to eat while watching a reddit video from noel. 1 minute in and my appetite is gone.

[@nachgeben]

Black sweatshirt: Wobbling around, eyes barely open White shirt: Coherent, eyes open Noel no pls get help bruh

[@mtsoccerman]

haha he was high as fuck when he recorded

[@Len4Twen]

I don't think anyone needs help for some weed? Doubt he's on downers

[@j.leigh2323]

gotta love it when your wife loves you so much she writes paragraphs on paragraphs about you on reddit!

[@kaijuhunting]

i think if your wife has to write paragraphs and paragraphs about you on reddit then you both need help

[@yea0000]

@@kaijuhunting not if ur shitting in jars and defending them with ur life

[@LowIntSpecimen]

@@yea0000 that is bad true, but the wife is using reddit so they both got problems

[@yea0000]

@@LowIntSpecimen having reddit most likely for the the purpose of getting a second opinion on a situation and anonymously.. is a lot less strange then shitting in jars & keeping it

[@fumuwin]

very specific and descriptive intro, 10/10

[@tiffany1705]

I don't know if I've ever made it through a reddit video, they are just so foul. But we're in midterms, my brain is broken, and I needed to hear stories of people who have fucked up more than me.

[@MyNamesRevenge]

bro really said "i piss on everything when i'm in public, any advice on how to change this?" as if there is a solution other than just pissing in the toilet

[@spect80r]

Everyone always asks "why does reddit" but nobody ever asks "how does reddit?"😔

[@shootamcgaven7452]

You never ask a redditor how they are doing

[@alexricky87]

I do you one better "Who does reddit?"

[@Saxjon]

@@alexricky87 and I'll do you ONE better: When does reddit?

[@trentonrekdahl4966]

If I asked a redditor how they were doing, .01 seconds later another redditor would have 3 paragraphs explaining how that person isn't actually feeling what they say and is instead simultaneously an idiot, a liberal, and probably a virgin.

[@everybodysux4997]

Trying to visualize a grown man angrily attacking and wrestling jars of his poop away from his wife is the reality check I needed today. Covid made me forget how weird people really are 😂😂😂.

[@phoenixx6490]

Noel are you High? "Stoner voice" Yeah so like I piss on everything all the time

[@kainicholls9]

Thought this too

[@vmrc_994]

Yeah he was and the lack of people talking about it had me doubting myself but I really think he was

[@eggmon420]

As a cleaner, that pissing on the seat story makes me want to cry.

[@koalayancey3244]

I typically only check reddit maybe every three or so days, while on the toilet. I never had the idea that a lot of these stories are fabricated so they can sell the accounts, and I took a ton of awful stories at face value and felt horrible. To have the fresh perspective that some/most of the over the top ones are fake has definitely made me happier!

[@ustupid3934]

These guys definitely exist irl and they love browsing Reddit. Case in point the “my husband keeps poop in a jar.” turned out to be real. Couple of days after the post popped up, a police report was made, wife reported her husband to the officials for keeping poop jars hidden in their cupboards. It’s public, check it out. Turns out it was to get high, its an old traditional method from Africa. They would collect poop jars and leave them out in the blazing sun for months and once it became toxic enough, they’d open the lids and inhale it to get a “high”. Lotta desperate ppl want to get stoned without paying for it. Some genuinely r looking for general advice wit their relationships, hobbies, etc. Maybe less than a quarter are looking to make up dog shit for clout/entertainment. The degenerates are taking these fake ass stories srsly, to feel somewhat normalised and accepted for their degeneracy. The rest are pedophiles.

[@Rogern456]

For real though. Noel is my go to guy for poop and pee stories

[@ereri8546]

The sentence “ in this moment I knew he has chosen jars of curdled turds over is own wife” KILLS ME WTFFFF 😭😭😭😭

[@Strawbrriezzz]

Noel i am terrified by this fever dream of a video, thanks! even though my tolerance for weed is now so high i cant feel gas on four bowls, you got me feeling like im tripping.

[@s1l3nc38]

Literally me rn

[@bruiseviolet1992]

do you want a medal for having such a strong tolerance. how sick of you

[@mattuwu9978]

Dude I get splonky on less than half of a bowl and I’ve been smoking (every couple of months) since I was 15

[@diseasedworm9209]

Take a tolerance break Jesus christ

[@Strawbrriezzz]

@@diseasedworm9209 update:: I am doing a lot better now and smoke a lot less. I’ve taken a few breaks and lowered the potency a lot

[@eriksteverman]

Haven’t tuned in for a while. Noels voice soothes me. Thank you king

[@phoebes.788]

genuinely the second to last one is the worst story i think i've ever seen on reddit, i recommend reading it if you wanna feel like crying, throwing up, and committing murder all at the same time. that poor woman

[@cez_is_typing]

Which one?

[@AndrewPonti]

PLEASE keep this character from the beginning. It's f*ckin hilarious and makes me forget the horribleness of the world. Also - social commentary A+ today, as usual.

[@yiasminathefangirl]

i’ve been vomiting nonstop today so thank u for uploading hopefully this vid will take my mind away from the pain edit: the first joke is about diarrhoea how lovely

[@8Dmovielover]

Maybe you should follow suit and fill jars full of puke

[@louramsey8279]

yeah this might not be the video for u rn

[@missyiss]

i hope u feel better soon ♥️

[@yiasminathefangirl]

@@missyiss thanks👍🏼

[@yiasminathefangirl]

@@louramsey8279 it did distract me, cause i just skipped the first part

[@geoff3610]

There's always a bit of a metagame trying to sniff out whether the post is real or not. Adds to the fun.

[@eggnostic]

Noel was baked asf in this video.

[@alonzo8293]

hell yeah

[@AzazelBathory]

When I was like in 2nd grade for some reason I would also piss all over the whole toilet at school because I thought the vice principal was the one that had to clean it. I didn’t even know him, had no reason to dislike him, just randomly thought to target him.

[@l.2620]

That poor poor janitor

[@zacharywood9416]

Your mama didn't raise you right smh

[@yea0000]

u have to be a certain kind of person to piss everywhere in a bathroom and leave it for someone to clean up.

[@AzazelBathory]

@@yea0000 I can’t explain why I did it, perhaps I was a divine avatar of justice and karma being possessed to punish that specific person for deeds unknown to me, I’ve never done such a thing before or after that…. Well except for that time all the boys in my class when I was 8 all stood back against the wall and pissed into the urinal across the room, then some kid ran through the streams thinking he could make it unscathed. He was wrong. But that technically wasn’t my fault!

[@stephhernandez7772]

😂😂

[@lorenzofacciponti311]

There was different energy about this video and it was absolutely wonderful

[@s1ngle.m0ms]

im addicted to these subreddits bro 😭 interesting to see noel's perspective bc i do be scrolling and being over sympathetic over some shit that probably ain't even real

[@bostpoxfox]

i've always wondered that too. "why does reddit?" the world may never know

[@An_Actual_Kiwi]

I genuinely believe noel was absolutely blazed in this video

[@a.w_.]

Shoutout to Noel for letting Cody do some of the video

[@joybird144]

thank you for being so funny Noel going through the worst breakup of my life and youre videos about guys storing their own shit and pissing all over public bathrooms is bringing me some comfort and laughter 💗💗💗

[@liftbread]

first problem with the diarrhoea Jar thing was the 24 YEAR AGE GAP BETWEEN THESE TWO PEOPLE. enough said

[@catherineward1913]

"Browsing the Internet raw" is the only way I'll ever be describing VPN-less searches anymore

[@hayyybailsss]

So did the husband dookie straight into the jar or did he funnel? I have questions

[@cur1ouscatf1sh]

You’ve heard of the poop knife, now get ready for the shit funnel

[@iluvy0umore]

why are Noel’s eyes so sparkly during the ad i usually skip that shit but he got me

[@slsthewriter1299]

I swear, if the poo in the jars were for medical reasons, like having samples for doctors to track his condition, then fine. But I just?? Jars upon jars hidden up there??? I know I'm not the only one wondering _why,_ especially given how defensive he was. Fake story or not, I just don't understand.

[@josephine2321]

honestly i think that one was true because of how batshit insane it was lol

[@tereza3698]

but like wouldn't it stink even through the sealed lid?

[@josephine2321]

@@tereza3698 idfk honestly I just kind of want to believe it because it’s funny and insane lol

[@slsthewriter1299]

@@tereza3698 Depends on how you seal it, and how good the seal is. If it's loose and/or broken, yeah, but if you seal it tight, it shouldn't. Like how you don't usually smell the food that's in the fridge when its closed, or how you don't smell what's inside a can.

[@tereza3698]

@@slsthewriter1299 I assumed he just put it in the jar and closed the lid, not bottled it and conserved it like a jam.

[@petekooshian5595]

I used to be a dishwasher in a small diner in my hometown (the kind that's stuck in the early 90s grandma phase and serves almost exclusively 60-80year olds) and I cleaned the bathrooms too as part of my job. One of the regulars (never found out who) would spray his dookie literally everywhere EXCEPT the toilet. It happened every shift without fail and it pissed me tf off every night (thank GOODNESS I had gloves and a disposable scrubby)

[@ozcontent622]

noel was definitely high as fuck in this video that’s my hypothesis

[@diseasedworm9209]

He’s not

[@CptCupcake5]

I used to do that every time I was in a public bathroom, including planes. I was a menace as a child.

[@egetty6852]

I didn’t even get a notification, I just instinctively came to Noel’s channel because I felt it had been too long since I pressed like on a video.

[@marstamars1224]

I hope this is someone’s first Noel video

[@iburnedthegrassinmyfrontya9700]

I remember reading the diarrhea one on Reddit… it was the First thing I saw after opening the app and I was horrified but seeing Noel react to it actually made me laugh

[@user_2793]

Most normal day on Reddit

[@cigarettekoala]

the idea of using reddit or social media in general like an RPG is fucking wild but hilarious

[@dogzilla4398]

When he said he dropped his phone many times, I thought it was a transition into a rhino phone case add lol.

[@boogityhoo7452]

Lololol. Him staying "Yo" at the start sounds like a banger song about to drop when I hit the rewind over n over .

[@A_Random_Rat]

Notice how Noel’s twin brother is also brown. We’re one step closer to finding out his race

[@JakeRanney]

Noel is giving off some uncanny valley energy in this vid

[@ueuuehhh9748]

I absolutely love these type of you just speaking your thoughts videos im drunk and I want to say keep it up they make me feel sane how u think of stuff is so rational and honest and self aware god bless you

[@olivia_vermast]

The transition from fuckboy Noel to serious ad read Noel is harrowing

[@jaelibrete]

what crimes are the best to commit before turning 20

[@ryanappelbaum8168]

The dude saying he pissed on the toilet paper made me cry of laughter. That shit was so god damn funny

[@111clowns]

watch out dog i literally do this

[@doleboi5969]

I need to learn to stop watching Noel when I start eating food.

[@justincruz5720]

Embrace it.

[@clairedignum750]

I used to work at a Gastroenterologist as a check out person, so after the patient saw the doctor they would come sit at my desk and I would schedule their next appointment, or procedure, stuff like that. Occasionally, if the doctor wanted them to get blood work or a stool sample I would walk them over the the lab. One time a patient sat down and took one of those to go sushi containers out of her purse and handed it to me and said "can you have the doctor test this?" Her poop was inside the sushi container. No we were not able to test her poop, considering it was not in a sterile cup.

[@Carmilosbackyard]

I really needed to start my day off right cause college do be rough out here

[@natewalter9324]

Noel’s twin brother is so high, but like same man

[@leinaamatsuji-berry561]

Love reading surrealist AU fics on r/confessions

[@yaboiapathy2026]

i see so many short videos of the automated voice reading some shit off reddit glad to see someone talk bout this outlandish shit

[@user-vo4bf8mx4p]

imagine not knowing who noel is and clicking this video and hearing *this* intro

[@angeliquenodal7543]

noel is so human and that’s why he’s my favorite youtuber

[@titaniumkiwi1325]

noel off a perc 30💀

[@bunnylhm1708]

I got a cactus from Reddit once. It’s name is Dr. pricklepants now and it’s a very pretty plant

[@khalilahd.]

Been waiting for this weeks upload. I need a good laugh 😂

[@deadroses278]

Stories like the second one make me so happy my work made the decision to have the restroom not open to the public

[@nairzo5274]

What Noel needs to do is look at the TikTok Reddit accounts and look at the comments of those because people actually say their stories and not for points

[@drizzyenemy4882]

11:29 I thought we were about to go into another ad. "i'd like to take a moment..." has me trained already

[@ChrisPie1525]

Noel, you're my dude, for real, but I can't click on any videos of yours anymore when I eat. Because just when I think this is a safe video... it very quickly isn't. Thanks B.

[@uwu11]

It was great to see a colab with my two favorite youtubers, Niel Moller and Noel Miller

[@camsmediacorner]

Every single comment on Reddit feels like it’s coming from the same person. But hey better than KZbin comments right?

[@8Dmovielover]

Inb4 bots come in the comment section

[@redlamb]

“You can be like …. Racecar .. not ready right now” I’m genuinely deceased

[@leann4265]

Better title: *Why do men*