"fresh silk- you could smell a spider's asshole on it". He's got a unique way with words. Creative and brilliant.
@anthonycameron9086 Жыл бұрын
Hot off the eight arms 😂
@atlemartoresonfjeldstad4557 Жыл бұрын
Word, but silk is made from silkworms not spiders
@dylangrieveable Жыл бұрын
@@atlemartoresonfjeldstad4557 yea, I still love the wordplay though
@handIedeez Жыл бұрын
@@atlemartoresonfjeldstad4557He’s not wrong though lol. We may not have harnessed a way to use spider silk efficiently but there are garments made of golden spider silk
@tonyluong6732 Жыл бұрын
@@dantesinferno1258 bro 'the limousines of rats' is how I describe my ferrets to people because of how much it killed me,he changed my language. that is genius
@omarq1020 Жыл бұрын
I love how humble Theo is when says he will forever be poor in his heart and hate the rich 🤣
@HazeLmao Жыл бұрын
while being a multimillionaire and part of the 1% lol
@David-eu1ms Жыл бұрын
Rough childhood.
@aidanfl Жыл бұрын
@@HazeLmao the 1% is hardly the issue, it’s the 0.1% lmao
@HenritheHorse Жыл бұрын
@@HazeLmao The middle class is even part of the 1%. So most likely you if you are not a kid or at least your parents.
@emuccino Жыл бұрын
@@HazeLmao If you earn more than $34k you are part of the 1%
@rugoshath Жыл бұрын
"If you had to pick 6 things I don't like, the French would be 4 of them" - Hahahaha, jesus dude :D
@dac554 Жыл бұрын
Coming from a Louisiana man (He more likely to have french (acadien) ancestors than not)
@BR-ty3hx Жыл бұрын
Can't believe Jesus said that
@bgod3006 Жыл бұрын
Thats true tho, french people are dickheads. Not all of them ofc but many of them. Every french person ive met have been full of themself.
@terrilreece8045 Жыл бұрын
Classic Theoism. Lol
@charliedillon1400 Жыл бұрын
@@dac554 I'm at least half English and I don't love the English. I consider myself 100% American.
@dlmsarge8329 Жыл бұрын
I don't have a clue which planet loaned Theo to us, but I wanna say a big big thank you to them!!!
@baxpiz1289 Жыл бұрын
louisiana
@CraigW34v7b9 Жыл бұрын
^THIS^
@MateusRei Жыл бұрын
@@baxpiz1289 #FACTS WE OUCHA! 😂
@matthewburke153 Жыл бұрын
“The devil tickled him when he was being made” I will use this everyday if I can. 😊
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 Жыл бұрын
Gang gang
@Nik-lf4rw Жыл бұрын
gang gang
@augustineproduction Жыл бұрын
Gang Green. But for real… funniest part of the whole thing! 😂
@winstonsmith11 Жыл бұрын
Fr. That's the best thing I've ever heard to describe... well... you know.
@nivangunaratne6765 Жыл бұрын
The best way to avoid cancellation is to confuse the cancellers
@StonkeyDomp Жыл бұрын
From two tank-tops in the winter to three handbags in France!
@roraz114 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@zackr3746 Жыл бұрын
My dude tho 100
@ravenpiece Жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@TommyTest147 Жыл бұрын
Theos rap album name
@trevorsenger4665 Жыл бұрын
The solo episodes are my favorite. You just never know what is going to come out of theo mouth!! Hope everyone is hanging in there and doing good. Love you all
@quill1260 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Trevor, I hope you and yours are doing good too.
@nurgle-j5n Жыл бұрын
Love you too bro God bless
@userunknownspeechlesswhistle Жыл бұрын
This is why I love Theo. He's very easy to relate with something as simple as "I mean, look at me"...(pause), immediately it feels like the dude 'gets' it for millions of viewers.
@mactire6045 Жыл бұрын
"Frenchin around dawg." The most jaw-clenched statement of that 7 mins.
@Loutripe Жыл бұрын
I'm French and I still love you Theo
@Burley_Bert Жыл бұрын
We love you too. No cross tourism *Handshakes*
@olgacruz4726 Жыл бұрын
You’re the part of the French he has love for💕😂
@donniezawadski2047 Жыл бұрын
Love you too cabron . No digas que no
@sunilor1 Жыл бұрын
Same !
@justinad1520 Жыл бұрын
My fave part of this podcast was when he said "If you put 60 French people in front of me.... I wouldn't like em"
@nb-rc8nf Жыл бұрын
I find it hilarious how he hates the French, but why does he hate them 🤣😂
@misscleo378 Жыл бұрын
@@nb-rc8nf I have found most French people to be quite pleasant, outside of Parisians.
@johnbonamigo5696 Жыл бұрын
70*
@justinad1520 Жыл бұрын
@Saul Bachman I think it's more a joke than anything real. I doubt he feels that way
@justinad1520 Жыл бұрын
@@johnbonamigo5696 make it a million
@plnkfloydian7814 Жыл бұрын
Theo has been looking really healthy and on top of everything lately. Gang gang
@GabsR-N Жыл бұрын
"People fuckin' Frenchin' around" GOT me! 🤣
@shelleybloxom3093 Жыл бұрын
Theo I adore your outlook on life. Keep being yourself bud. One in a million!
@greavsie1967 Жыл бұрын
What a guy so fucking humble it's not real I love this guy so much. The all the best from Scotland.
@imamanabanana Жыл бұрын
"I'll never be infected by that shit that shit starts in your heart"....never change Theo. Hope you stay true to the good light forever, God bless you from any darkness, in Jesus name Amen.
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 Жыл бұрын
I had tears running down my face I was laughing so hard during this podcast. 😂 Gang gang Praise God!
@audhumbla6927 Жыл бұрын
jesus croist
@eishstudentbudget Жыл бұрын
"Are you a nerve, are you an instinct? Tell me." 😂💯
@Nonameforyoudangit11 ай бұрын
One reacts; the other is innate. Gorgeous idea from a gorgeous man.
@tdotgang538 Жыл бұрын
“You can smell a spiders a hole on it” 😂
@yellowleaf28 Жыл бұрын
Dude’s super in touch with his feelings, I wouldn’t even know I disliked that thought/feeling/attitude coming off that person until much much later
@SolidMikeP Жыл бұрын
That RICH PERSON ENERGY is real, I feel it all the time in construction, you can almost feel it on your skin.
@winstonsmith11 Жыл бұрын
I know what you mean. It's so uncomfortable.
@davidchamberlain9440 Жыл бұрын
I appreciate how reflective you are Theo! You are always reflecting on your life and your experiences and learning and growing from those experiences! You are a great model for always finding the better version of yourself, even when its so much easier to just fall into a rut.
@oraakkeli Жыл бұрын
He might seem dumb on the outside, but on the inside, he's more intellectual than the vast majority of people.. #THEOVON2024
@christianjoelstraight3453 Жыл бұрын
Brendan's never been more jelly of Theo..
@Burley_Bert Жыл бұрын
It's hard to dress chunky monkey ice cream as a french dip...
@aaronsanchezz Жыл бұрын
Bobby lee went crazy over it
@Bondisaurus Жыл бұрын
@@Burley_Bert LMFAOOOO THIS COMMENT 💀💀💀💀
@anujlal7942 Жыл бұрын
“Hot off the eight arms” LMAOOO
@sstaners12346 ай бұрын
Big props to Theo for just going along with it. I think the best part was seeing him rock the suit.
@andrewbautista23 Жыл бұрын
love theo, just the most humble, naturally funny comedian
@dgator3599 Жыл бұрын
Theo speaking the truth as we ALL know it! Love u bro!!
@edwardobodo2268 Жыл бұрын
LOVE YOU MAN. Sure humble. True legend. That video touched my heart
@SolidMikeP Жыл бұрын
"you get out on the streets.....and its French" ahahah
@GriseldaBSF410 Жыл бұрын
Theo a regular fashionista!
@minionoverhaul Жыл бұрын
I love the therapy that happened here in a form of talking to oneself hahaha
@mizztia5303 Жыл бұрын
Proud of you Theo for staying humble
@blanchdubois398 Жыл бұрын
riding on private jets is so humble, not!
@frjcde9392 Жыл бұрын
@@blanchdubois398 What’s wrong with a private jet? If you can afford it why wouldn’t you 😂
@frjcde9392 Жыл бұрын
@@blanchdubois398 And he was offered the ride on the jet, who wouldn’t take that up? Your telling me you’d rather ride on a plane with a hundred other people, kids, etc 😂
@nyzrh Жыл бұрын
@@blanchdubois398 NOT !
@phosphorescentscotsman Жыл бұрын
Nerve or instinct! I feel you on that one Theo. The line between Anxiety and Intuition can get VERY blurry at times. I enjoy you, and I enjoyed this clip. Be well my friend 👍
@chrisp6365 Жыл бұрын
When Theo talks about pissing off the end of his bed in a circle to keep the bad stuff away🤣😂
@DJCERS Жыл бұрын
People just frenching, just frenching around lmao 😂
@tbd419 Жыл бұрын
You wear the fashion well Theo!! Also generosity does start in the heart! 👊🏻
@pinchebruha405 Жыл бұрын
You know Theo you’d absolutely be a damn good fashionista, I think you’d be able to pull any look off, it’s never the clothes it’s the confidence and you sir are definitely comfortable and confident in your own skin
@GardenGangster85 Жыл бұрын
I just love you soo much Theo, you come from some place special, a gift from heaven ❤
@beezlebub3955 Жыл бұрын
Theo man, I love you more every time I hear you speak
@HigherEducationAwakening Жыл бұрын
this nigga a walking icon
@darienkinne1347 Жыл бұрын
I just watched the fashion show/comedy show this morning. General vibe of 'wtf is this, why am I even here?' was hilarious
@dylanorick Жыл бұрын
Theo is exactly the person to wear the scarf and have three purses. I know for a fact there's a damn vest under that jacket baby boy.
@jerryryan37039 ай бұрын
He makes it work! 😂
@jerryryan37039 ай бұрын
Theo coming out with those three handbags before he says anything had me😂😂😂
@rcyo-yo447 Жыл бұрын
This video made me realize that this type of content is just a modern twist on televangelists. Just without the guilt and deity driven fear of sins. And a heavy dose of comedy to make it more entertaining. Makes me feel that maybe I’m a little more like my great great grandmother than I thought I am. Except I’m not sending anybody money.
@kristallyzation Жыл бұрын
Send a nice letter instead, my grandma always did
@NvrgivupVN Жыл бұрын
Theo probably had the best hair and attitude in that place.
@marigoldruff Жыл бұрын
I hope Theo had Jeff Ross on the podcast someday. That has the makings of some good conversation.
@umchileanywaysso2 ай бұрын
Instinct sounds like a whisper. Anxiety sounds like a demand.
@1hayes1 Жыл бұрын
I've got total respect for this man.
@julieo4580 Жыл бұрын
Did Theo just reference an episode of Golden Girls with the man wearing a cape wanting to jump out the window? Yes he did 😂
@l-train7876 Жыл бұрын
All the comedians walked in a show??? Omg I thought this was a bit and I thought the pic was fake!! Wow Theo, really broadening your horizons🤯👏🏼
@Ryan_11990 Жыл бұрын
“You could smell a spider’s asshole on it!”🕷️😂
@r-e-s-o-n-a-n-t Жыл бұрын
Favourite comedian by far.
@peterlombardo8153 Жыл бұрын
"It's France, so ya know, people are just Frenching around."
@eslof Жыл бұрын
rumor has it they dressed up schulz as kramer
@trevorjalla Жыл бұрын
"You're... not from around here, are you?" "WE COME FROM FRANCE!"
@Anais8717 Жыл бұрын
“Hot off the 8 arms” ☠️😂
@MisterIanDuncan Жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd hear Stavros Halkias and Paris Fashion Week in the same sentence, but it warms my heart to see it. I love Stavros! :)
@41191362 Жыл бұрын
theo vons' got that cocaine tic up in there
@DanteDedicatoria7625 Жыл бұрын
Oui, Oui..... that's Gang Gang in French. 😎
@cadillaccabrera9625 Жыл бұрын
Qui qui quien is the correct term
@GriseldaBSF410 Жыл бұрын
@@cadillaccabrera9625 who who whoen? Actually it's gang gang
@winstonsmith11 Жыл бұрын
@@cadillaccabrera9625 who who who? I'm confused 😕
@Mr.PepeSilvia Жыл бұрын
You fellas look like typical wizards trying to blend in with the muggles and failing 1:13
@ozzyosman28 Жыл бұрын
You one of my favourites comedians you are an original.
@leeconstantine6335 Жыл бұрын
Theo just talking about his personal growth here
@rjkore5229 Жыл бұрын
Love you Theo! Never change! Keep away from that evil old money...its scary... Stay blessed in 2023!💪💪💪
@bearsbeauty5007 Жыл бұрын
LMAO "the devil tickled 'em " just classic.
@jramirez8425 Жыл бұрын
“You get out in the street and it’s French……. People…ya’ know.. just being French… Frenching around….”” 😂😂
@danielwestereng155 Жыл бұрын
that shit starts in your heart son!!!!!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you theo
@Marzelini Жыл бұрын
Theo a Real one! He got money money and he still the same guy. Gang Gang!
@BomChickyBowWow Жыл бұрын
Get to a meeting, bubba.
@anonam0us328 Жыл бұрын
"cause the devil tickled em whenever he was being made" xD im using that!
@ric3p0 Жыл бұрын
hope yall had fun
@Kbailey39 Жыл бұрын
“Ya I do… but I’ll never be rich, I’ll never be infected with that shit” lmao
@stangreen5920 Жыл бұрын
3:25 Theo in some 🔥 threads, the dude looks legit
@kailismith Жыл бұрын
We might all be wrong but Stay well Theo! ❤️
@NelsonHerrera-y7s10 ай бұрын
What is important is that *you like em, forget what people think be you playa be you!! 🤜🤛
@ScotChef Жыл бұрын
"The devil tickled him when he was being made"! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍
@jazzsmith5187 Жыл бұрын
Hot off the eight arms *movement lmao this guys is hilarious
@LastxProdigyXL Жыл бұрын
watching this after watching the show, I appreciate theo even more 🙏
@davidthompson9504 Жыл бұрын
Theo ain’t back on the gear is he? The ol’ glasses and jaw clenching..
@f0lke Жыл бұрын
Yeah, my thought as well. Got some of that familiar tooth action going there. Hope he's alright.
@claytonzielinski1 Жыл бұрын
I noticed the same thing
@iB_pOpN Жыл бұрын
Bruh. Leave the man alone. Lol. He been doing good
@Lilybet1316 Жыл бұрын
He only gets mean when he’s using. He always funny but that hard edge is when I have a hard time watching.
@Vrizey Жыл бұрын
cocaine or testosterone?
@joeyw7325 Жыл бұрын
"The Devil tickled him" 🤣🤣bruhhhh
@jaytripp31109 ай бұрын
Cuz the devil tickeled him whenever he was bein made. I fuckin love it!!
@beneflaco Жыл бұрын
Theo out here looking like a bottle of pepto bismol from the 80s. That thumbnail has me dead 💀
@mike-reacts7309 Жыл бұрын
The silk so fresh you could smell a spiders asshole in it - " hahah I died there
@cbryan3549 Жыл бұрын
idk why them showing like 4 pics of stavros before saying stavros made me lol
@alfonzo9289 Жыл бұрын
I love you Theo. Thank you for not turning into "The Rich." It's the worst when people switch up when they get money.
@RecGamingx Жыл бұрын
"a make a wish fella" LMAOOO
@MAYK1NG Жыл бұрын
Loved that suit!! Looking fresh.
@withnail-and-i Жыл бұрын
But... the French created Theo's state of Louisiana
@cphoover11 Жыл бұрын
Isn't he French Cajun?
@connorglaze538 Жыл бұрын
I get the feeling he hates Looosiana too
@ThePIMPaboveallpimps Жыл бұрын
And he never forgave them for that apparently
@kramnewton8683 Жыл бұрын
He’s Polish Nicaraguan
@dogmosatchmo Жыл бұрын
The first Europeans in what is now Louisiana, we're actually Spanish in 1543. The French came late 17th century. The place is such a melting pot of history. France maybe 10% of it.
@WelcometoChickenlandia Жыл бұрын
"I went to Frayance"
@melanikwhyte5529 Жыл бұрын
“im pissing on both sides the yard baby”😂😂😂
@biggreasy1221 Жыл бұрын
Keep your guard up around these jackals Theo - love from little Italy, Louisiana
@samidalao3071 Жыл бұрын
"Fresh silk, you could smell a spider's asshole on it" lol
@puertoricanboy100 Жыл бұрын
I wish you would do an annual appearance for this event and just Don Rickle-it all the way.🤣🤣
@FrankWAlfieri Жыл бұрын
Theo there are great people at every income level. Remember that sentence.
@BobsYirUncle Жыл бұрын
Theo back on the beak? Looks like it 😉
@GriseldaBSF410 Жыл бұрын
Back on the judge?? What's beak
@bigben42 Жыл бұрын
Looks like perhaps some performance enhancing drugs might’ve been on the table
@MikeDubbau Жыл бұрын
I thought so
@frootloot6789 Жыл бұрын
what's a beak ?
@friskydingo471 Жыл бұрын
Brocaine
@indiopeltier9758 Жыл бұрын
The devil tickled him when he was being made 😆
@easr1233 Жыл бұрын
‘Look at me’ There you go 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@silverbackshooting1563 Жыл бұрын
My ex wife is french. I bought $450 floor seats at his show when he started talking shit about the french hahhha.
@sandraknight4751 Жыл бұрын
I was gonna invite you over Theo but, now I'm afraid you'll piss everywhere! Love you!