Theo Von's Semester At Sea

[@ghoulbladee]

I’m never talking to Theo. Everyone he’s talked to in his past has died lmao

[@PrettyGoodShot]

Them embankments...

[@Dexthesaga]

It validates the story he’s telling. Comedy is art so don’t expect it all to be true but believing it’s true is part of the experience:]

[@Belenus3080]

No one makes it out alive, sweetie

[@Lebowski333]

😂😂😂

[@alitlweird]

What happens when we die? What if you just end up all alone on earth? And the trees and animals all die, and the water dries up, and the rain stops falling from the sky, and the sun’s light begins to fade and the stars begin to burn out… but you’re just still existing. Not dying. And nobody answers your cries for some company. Eventually, you’re trapped in pure darkness. And cold. And then decades pass… you’re still alone. Has it been decades? Or has it been 1000 years? A million years?? who knows how much time has passed? It doesn’t matter, time no longer exists. It has run out. Everything has stopped existing. Everything but you. And then you start remembering all the times you were told about how Jesus offers the free gift of eternal life… but scoffed at the very idea. If it feels like the world is coming to an end… it probably is. It’s not to late to accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior. He’s our only chance to pass through death and make it into Heaven. The blood of Jesus gets sinners into Heaven the way insulin gets sugar into a cell.

[@ryanleblanc6817]

"He passed away. He was doing basketball." That may be the most Theo thing to ever come out his mouth lol.

[@callanc3925]

I think hes mixing up his old friend with tom segura

[@vehzee]

Even when he’s being sincere I can’t take him seriously 😭

[@deadassdgaf100]

my moat theo statement is: him telling Brendan S. (wherever he was) they were having a koala come out. Brendan says: "whoa. those things are full of chlamydia. you better wash your hands" So, then, Theo says: " well, i got some things, too. HE BETTER WASH HIS HANDS!" 🤣🤣🤣 yooo...im dead!

[@ryanleblanc6817]

@@deadassdgaf100 I liked when he was telling Joe it would be a good idea to eat someone Vietnamese on a plane in a survival situation. He said they would be more forgiving. And he said if you ate a black lady, her family would be PISSED. Rogan laughs but dismisses the idea and insists that the Vietnamese people would be upset too. Joe them immediately talks about how people in Japan seem not to harbor any bad will or animosity because of us dropping nuclear bombs there. Theo replies "Example A." Rogan and Jamie both die laughing at the comment

[@deadassdgaf100]

@@ryanleblanc6817 exhibit A , but yeah, love it. what about making lobe to a cheetah...."i think if you're good to it, it'll stay" "playin color me body with my own mind" THE RAT KING 👑 is the fkn G.O.A.T

[@cjbernardo93]

I’ve probably listened to thousands of hours of this man speak and not once has he mentioned this lol Theo is a legend

[@teddy.rose.88]

He's mentioned it at least once I forget where. This is also where his Vietnam story came from lol 😂

[@island97]

@@teddy.rose.88 he talked about it on TigerBelly .

[@michelsorensen4072]

episode 126 with lia ditton the rower ,he talked about it, and there is video in youtube,theo did stand up in sas reunion , he was in Fall 2000 class

[@woody8191]

Theo just seems like a guy who got boat schooled. Legend

[@bugtesties]

Underrated comment although I do picture more of a Mississippi River boat but still boat schooled Forsure

[@sarah-jaynemcdonald2594]

😆 🤣

[@SemesteratSeaChannel]

Theo does seem like a guy who got boat schooled, we agree.

[@fleshtaffy]

I think this is a big reason why Theo is the chillest dude around. Experiencing all that in a good environment at that age would give you such a dope outlook on life/the world. I'm kinda doing it now with the ESL game in Vietnam but I'm 30 years old. Wish I knew about this shit when I was young lol

[@twotatanka5396]

He’s a true diamond in the rough. I think that’s how it goes and maybe it works in this situation. It’s like Theo has been alive for 300 years. Theoses

[@SmickyD]

bro lay off the acid...

[@reekachristina4288]

I did Semester at Sea in 2008 ...our voyage was 109 days..we had the record for the longest trip at the time. I worked in the computer lab. I love how this is still mindblowing to people. It's been around for so long...lol

[@lylakirkpatrick3580]

Right! I'm heading off on this fall's sail but was listening to my grandmother's best friend, who is well into her 80s, tell stories of when she was on her SAS voyage at my age. She remembers buying a bikini and everyone freaking out. So funny.

[@lucasottens8506]

That's where Theo learned how to spoon with another man for warmth, among other essential _Sailor_ skills.

[@JonnyUnderrated]

Theo is exactly the kind of kid you would expect to meet on a semester at sea ...and thats awesome! lol

[@Mr.Rogers91]

This is what keeps me coming here.

[@jammy7032]

How come he’s never mentioned this 🤣🤣

[@yoholmes273]

Now it all comes to together...

[@the_cheap_ones]

In honor of mark.

[@harrymothowl8923]

He’s always mentioned going to the countries but never really explained how haha I just figured it was Road Rules

[@hawaiianrussian1047]

He actually has on this past weekend and once on the king and the sting

[@NewsNowLIVE1]

Cause he’s gay

[@maxmereles11]

I went on semester at sea too in 2018. His take brings back mems 😂😭

[@kbiddys5238]

Mans really just described the suite life of zack and cody on deck as his life.

[@niks9652]

I don't remember the episode where someone died and they put his body in a freezer lmao

[@Elizondough]

Its so hard to tell when Theo is being serious or just pulling a joke out his ass lmao

[@rp-wn5or]

Semester at sea is definitely a thing tho!

[@brendanriley1968]

It’s what makes him one of the absolute greats!! I can’t tell some times either!😆😂

[@Ahrths]

he was watching suite life on deck before this

[@coltonknowles1314]

I think the same thing all the time! At first im laughing and then theres no punchline he jusst keeps going and im like oh shit hes not joking 😂

[@Jetsetfastfood]

It's all fake ! He is from Santa Monica!! His agent came up with the Louisiana character!

[@rocketRobScott]

Did Theo ever know anyone who didn’t die? He got that Reaper Touch.

[@rolson627]

"He was a senior citizen"..."ohhh ok" lololololololololol

[@BenHutchinson92]

Sal and Theo need their own podcast

[@usedconn41]

Way more of this story needs to be told

[@Tyler-gd1ox]

He’s literally never said this shit lmao 😂

[@imthepopcornman]

hes mentioned it here and there on some pods back in the day i recall. Forgot all about it.

[@aniquinstark4347]

Just googled it and he's not even making it up. There's a bunch of articles from 2012 calling him an alumni of SAS.

[@MetalRampage23]

Link pls

[@dianem.99]

@@MetalRampage23 Google!

[@FlorianFIro]

I can confirm. I was on the same trip.

[@psgamerss]

Every person that Theo mentions in stories ends up being dead 😂

[@bebeaggad3302]

Theo man. You always put your self down bro . But you really are an impressive person.

[@Faire_ride]

Theo always has a far fetched story with a character connected to it that has passed away

[@CM-xy7uk]

Sweet life on deck starring Theo von

[@darrellmcalister320]

He's probably already been nominated, but if not, I would like to formally nominate Theo for most interesting man in the world.

[@jeremylawson6648]

lol i’m screaming “CHICO!” into my phone

[@Bmvoien]

Sounds legit bro

[@joenunez3800]

Sal asks great questions

[@ithoughtyouknew7036]

Im from Norcal. The college is Chico. My brother in law almost died there from alcohol poisoning, inlaws removed him immediately. Humble county has way more weed though.

[@ithoughtyouknew7036]

@@Joe-sg9ll- yeah that, stupid spell check. More north the better the weed.

[@Bmvoien]

Tbh sounds fun af

[@terrancebrown87]

Genuinely great

[@hooligansway]

This does not surprise me, eccentric even with his education.

[@grayesmith9774]

This dude is so amazed by Theo's story and the whole time Theo is just making it up as he goes along lmao

[@hawaiianrussian1047]

Nah bro he’s mentioned doing semester at sea on his podcast and once on the king and the sting. That’s the crazy thing about theo majority of the crazy shit he says is lies meant to be jokes but here and there he’ll actually say something true about his past and you can’t tell if it’s a joke or not lol

[@sealife12]

It takes a dedicated watcher of the podcast to tell when Theo is truthin’ or fibbin’. Lol I would say this is all 95% true with a few minor embellishments along the way lmao

[@paullayfield]

Look up the anti drug ad where he tells the story of doing coke with a cab driver then driving while the driver is in the back with a hooker. The story has a much different vibe & seems pretty fucking depressing. He may just have a way of telling a fucked up story & making it seem like it was fun or silly when in reality it wasn't quite the way he made it seem.

[@MrDragonpoop]

I mean it’s a real thing lol

[@doctordrewl]

Theo is the best SAS roommate possible 😂

[@tape4951]

Chico state baby let’s go

[@andrewcoskey3679]

I feel like your way more mature than the average comedian and your meant for something greater!

[@UppingDowners]

I totally believe Theo and if his homie really did die out there it would be Chico up north towards humboldt county

[@frankieigloos9532]

Chico really isn’t near humboldt county. Maybe it seems like it from a Louisiana perspective I suppose..

[@bingalz1]

Even if you're from so cal, chico and Humboldt are next to each other

[@ThePinnacle415]

Ya Chico State is a huge party school but humboldt state sounds more like the school he was describing. The weed flows like water up there

[@FlorianFIro]

Just found this bit. We sailed together. Best regards from Austria!

[@sheridan7475]

“I don’t know if they put him into the sea… like Osama Bin Laden…” 😭😭😭😭😭

[@sheepdog4404]

I AM TORN IN BELIEVING IF THIS IS ONE OF THEOS "STORIES", OR ONE OF HIS REAL LIFE EXPERIENCES...

[@mrboombastic4664]

Definitely legit. It stemmed from his OG Real World/Road Rules stuff on MTV.

[@onewillow8511]

🤣🤘

[@pabloescobargarlic2974]

@Mr Boombastic Was the cruise before or after real world?

[@quinnashcraft8012]

sp 129 here!! i just sailed 2 years ago and i can confirm having a roommate you don’t like really sucks

[@sunshine3914]

100 days with Theo… imagine that!

[@commandoconstruction2720]

Good story! Gang! Thanks!

[@kamikaze4132]

"Breaker High" late 90's tv show about a cruise ship highschool... Theo has lived every 90's movie/tv theme I bet. I can't wait for the autobiography

[@vehzee]

Suite Life on Deck vibes

[@ItsTurtleHD]

very cool and also something i didnt expect Theo to have done

[@dlaina100]

Hi! I was his classmate on Semester at Sea! His most Theo thing was to say "it was like a dream - yeah but it was a dream with a buffet".

[@flyoverkid55]

In watching his podcasts we get to thinking we know Theo, but he has a complex history that he continues to reveal over time. What next?

[@yahirbear]

Theo has been in space. You heard it here first! He’s that atmospheric bad boy

[@ryanleblanc6817]

He's playing 5D chess with us. I bet he has a few more huge chapters of his life he hasn't spoken on yet. Atleast I hope. Sounds cool when I say it like that.

[@dkm5816]

You have to ask Theo what happened each day at a certain age lmao what a interesting dude

[@marcshields3677]

Theos secretly in the CIA

[@Bmvoien]

Love ya both man

[@NewsNowLIVE1]

Man lived the life like Suite life of Zack and Cody 💀 2:44 idk if you’re thinking of Oaksterdam or not but it’s a weed college that I graduated from in Oakland CA

[@Prnto44]

I thought about doing this and now i might have to

[@awindey]

Royal CaribbeVon

[@shaodynasty1017]

Theo is THE real Zack and Cody lol

[@Bmvoien]

Ur fuckin stories blow my fucking mind bro

[@offmyleg1]

Holy shit...daughter leaving LA this Tuesday flying Amsterdam to get it started.. Trip on that Theo SAS !

[@schwastypantz8795]

He was doing basketball! 😆

[@johnb.7874]

Is Theo just killing everyone he meets? "He's actually passed away Vol.13868"

[@danev2001]

Theo could make a interesting sequel to Around The World In 80 Days

[@frankboy619]

Sweet life on deck = Theo von

[@6rathe]

"with the pork loin" 🤣

[@Rogers319]

The school was either Humboldt State or Chico.

[@stevenandbobthedog]

Lmao at his description of Chico state

[@jimcatanzaro7808]

Wow that could be a good comedy bit

[@michagander9165]

With the pork loin baby!!!!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@BayMedic]

Theo talking about Chico, CA Yeah, it's a party school, and yea some knocks graduate too

[@Rudylovesyou]

Theo is a Modern Sherpa

[@badtostada6123]

its like theo saw an old episode of breaker high and was like ohhh ya i did that too

[@spj2000]

How has he never talked about this lol

[@devinmichaelroberts9954]

its only crazy to him cuz he's never heard of it.. its super common tho hahaha

[@kellymcentee7172]

Chico State University...and yes...it is literally the #1 party school in California.

[@jonathansirmons7932]

It actually cost about $40,000.

[@elijah2118]

Another interesting and fascinating thing about ol Rat Kang

[@Cadoafilms]

Bro wtf I’m literally going on semester at sea in 1 month and never new this about Theo 😂

[@maherhussein1999]

The University he's talking about is Chico State!!!

[@TheNinito25]

Too funny. His roommate passed away while attending a weed college named Chico or Cheetos. Lol!

[@twiggles721]

Man, that's so interesting. Seriously.

[@augustwest5273]

I left Vancouver and finished in Florida. I was F90. What year were you? My daughter is on it now.

[@chaffeecityusa1129]

6g'$ of his own money, with financial aid and a scholarship. That was probably a 25k cruise. Someone look it up cuz I won't.

[@sunshine3914]

He has said, recently, that he paid off his student debt like 2 years ago.

[@AAllen-br8it]

What a life

[@jeffjohnson1464]

That would be cool as hell but you never know when Theo is serious.

[@antoniocardona8800]

He couldn’t hang bruh 😂

[@californiapoontappa]

I remember the commercials, I wish I could have done that

[@milee105]

Now im rly curious how the guy from weed town died

[@rogue1267]

He explains it. He was doin basketball.

[@milee105]

@@rogue1267 doesnt mean he died from it tho

[@jameskonzek8892]

I'd love 💕 to show Theo what being a Navy man is all about. That power mullet braided! Oh high seas Rapture & moistness!

[@elizabethtrainor4892]

Hey! Did you get from road rules? Like a prize in a challenge?

[@Bmvoien]

Ur so fuckin legit dude…

[@alext3571]

Damn bro I was on the last semester at sea voyage!

[@JW-lr8sd]

He's trying to say Chico but I think he means Humboldt state 🤣 -sonoma county NorCal guy

[@kevinhunt1202]

I thought it was called road rules lol

[@carmen-zq8er]

Chivo state babyyyyy

[@cheapthrillsII]

Chico, California

[@frios714]

Chico State?!? Humboldt State?!?!

[@fjduucudjdeididi287]

Yea my best friend got stuck in Thailand for ten months because he missed the boat because he was smoking hash with the deck scrubber,....true story

[@The.Destroyer.Of.The.Worlds]

Wow that's interesting

[@itsthatwutangguy.9370]

wu tang..

[@Secretdawg925]

It's chico.... Chico state

[@FreePickCapper]

That weed school, chino or cheetoh lmao

[@saelaird]

No comment on Bobby Lee and K... interesting.

[@computerbiscuit]

Theo Von admitting to docking 😳 Wait!?! O that’s not what he meant😇

[@aidenwindham9390]

The weed college he is talking about is Chico I have a couple friends that graduated from there both stoners 😂😂