Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation

Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down.
More coverage at: onion.com

[@maximutatro3176]

The way the ceo talks about the kid like he’s a rival who he begrudgingly respects is my favorite part

[@maazkalim]

Forget about his fat compensation-packages..

[@masterofalltrades_]

The ceo sounds like he's about to cry lmao

[@baboonery3]

I’m broke

[@NickyTheCat]

whom

[@violethill4454]

​@@NickyTheCatwhy

[@pliosaurus]

"He wished away our legal team". Best line there.

[@tgbro123]

WELL THANKS FOR SPOILING IT IN THE COMMENTS

[@cal0729]

+tgbro123 Dude watch the video before going to the comments

[@badouplus1304]

I feel you dude, I always read the scripts before to go see a movie, sad...

[@abstractpoet8977]

"Quick Spread of Boy's Leukemia 'Best Case Scenario'"

[@sep0272]

tgbro123 why would u read comments then watch video

[@brendonhavener]

So there was a child cancer ad before this that was like 3 minutes. I sat there waiting for the punchline thinking it was the Onion.

[@calebeli4179]

Neronian Diamanti I bought ten tumors and gave them to the kids down the street! Doing my part.

[@calebeli4179]

Neronian Diamanti tubeworms may help as well! I will look into bulk buying options

[@exoryy143]

God damn

[@jizou1581]

Neronian Diamanti I give kids HIV in easier ways

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS8pYuQn6uVbcU you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.

[@cowboyforgame1063]

Imagine if the kid's illness is actually real and his wish is to be in an Onion news video.

[@baconboy486]

That's genuis

[@technoeggnog]

@@baconboy486 Your goofy misspell made Google think you said “that’s the knees”

[@onlyguitar1001]

I was thinking that too. If so, he has been immortalized.

[@baconboy486]

@@technoeggnog Lol

[@rafaelpinto8657]

Now you got me thinkin

[@elephanturkeymelt]

The video's glitchy because the kid wished for the evidence of his wrongdoing to be destroyed Edit: I'm watching 3 years later and the video is no longer glitchy. The child has been defeated

[@juch3]

Did this happen only recently, why did no one talk about ut

[@joelhenderson3723]

@@juch3 Yeah, it wasn't always like this, but I can't say for sure when it happened. I just know I've watched it before.

[@elephanturkeymelt]

Yeah, it was working before. Here's the clip uploaded to Dailymotion and not glitchy if you want to check it out: www.dailymotion.com/video/x2lffn2

[@dominusart2407]

This is literally breaking the 4th wall

[@MarkSir]

since the video was wishes away, here is the backup: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZ-mkKSIgrFkrJI

[@Zyphon]

The kid wished for the visuals to be destroyed so that no-one will pay close attention to what happens

[@macrett]

last person I'd expect on a 12 year old Onion video is a minecraft youtuber im subbed to...

[@InvidiousIgnoramus]

Man, I don't know what youtube did but so many old videos have broken footage now. Maybe something to do with flash support ending?

[@InvidiousIgnoramus]

@@CaptainMaxwell7 I doubt they will. It's far from the first time they have irreparably damaged old content.

[@mikemodern9491]

Oh no

[@AddisonDj]

Hi zyphon

[@MetalliCxZero]

"...from now until the day he dies" "well we can only hope that's coming soon" I had a near death experience omg

[@Androlaxy95]

That was the funniest line ever! You beat me to it.

[@rlouisd1]

I cannot believe she said that. The parents could stop this. This is a child, a very sick child. He is not the devil. Do not wish him to die soon. Adults can stop this. Let the parents take Make a Wish to court, but quit granting him every wish and change the rules, now.

[@razorooni4007]

***** The movie is better IMO but these are still damn hilarious.

[@user-dq6hs4ry6z]

Louie Dicks just commenting to make sure you remind that you posted this 3 years ago

[@mschuhler]

Louie Dicks Just commenting to remind you that you posted this bullshit 4 years ago

[@thedean6073]

this kid being named "Chad" is prophetic

[@AshRaf-to5gu]

Ikr

[@TheGreatestSoul]

944 likes and posted a year ago and only 1 reply? let me fix that

[@SexySkoChick]

😂

[@Edvit40]

@@TheGreatestSoul its a comment dude

[@TheGreatestSoul]

@@Edvit40 ?

[@brandonyoung2.0]

14 years later and we still continue day after day to grant Chad's unlimited wishes. We thought we almost had him about 3 years ago, but he wished the grim reaper take the other kids instead, so he could get their wishes too.

[@TheTrueThanos]

Underrated

[@NorthAmericanEditing]

I guess you could say Chad did some wishful thinking 🤓

[@sloft-70]

The year is 2589, another assasination attempt has failed as The Cosmic Warlord known as Chad cut Obamatron 5.0 in half using his ultimate infinte omnytrix duel gauntlet 3000 in a milisecond. Humanity's last push against the tyrant seems in vain as the world falls into the darkness under the hand of Chad.

[@roywempor8395]

@@sloft-70 what a chad

[@davidparr4636]

A shooting star. I wish there were no wishes.

[@therevx5225]

"They can send donations" has me fucking crying. Just imagine instead of putting a stop it, this kid just wishes his way into dictatorship over America

[@Nova-tl4yc]

Nah he gon wish for the planet

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

I’d take him over Brandon. This kid clearly had a sharp mind

[@ParksandPosh]

This kid actually grew up to be Donald Trump

[@chrisdawson1776]

@@ParksandPosh 🤓

[@jeff-hd9og]

@@ParksandPosh 🤓🤓

[@Emz20869]

"He wished away our legal team" - I died XD

[@justinmebes476]

Emxblues rawr xd

[@riku30005]

So did Chad after that.

[@yagomizuma2275]

And the editing crew

[@monster_madeline]

rawr XD

[@MarijnVideos]

@@riku30005 XD

[@UncleRicoOSU]

I’ll never understand why they stopped doing these skits. They were always hysterical and the acting was always great.

[@imagination43]

They didn't they just went on to be called CNN, FOX, BBC

[@eglol]

Probably too many people who were fooled. Before you argue about how dumb it would be for them to believe that something like this is real, remember that not everybody is aware of the actual state of the law and the way the world works...

[@tailwhup]

my guess is that they ran out of funding or it was too expensive

[@ftroop8462]

Because they were funny and The Onion is no longer funny.

[@gracielynn9623]

@@ftroop8462 I was just getting ready to write that same thing and then I read your reply. Dammit.

[@jualove3178]

I love how these people say everything with completely serious faces.

[@mark-jf5ik]

“until the day he dies-“ * nod * “we can only hope thats coming soon”

[@igrim4777]

They're professional breakfast news hosts reporting serious news, of course you want them to take it seriously.

[@immortalsun]

Yeah, it’s called acting.

[@inlinechris]

That’s literally the entire point of these?

[@madmaxmedia]

There's nothing at all amusing about the Make-A-Wish Foundation going bankrupt.

[@EchoChaser96]

He wished away the legal team... Lmao

[@trippysnow3791]

800th like

[@elithelgiver2397]

courtney wedderburn. That killed me😂💀

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS8pYuQn6uVbcU you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.

[@zikosiss]

@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Thank you.

[@Baggerz182]

repent to God

[@jaykerouac2]

Make-a-Wish President: "We continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes from now until the day he dies." Woman host: "Well then, we can only hope that's coming soon." _hahahaha_

[@bleumann9774]

Starla Anne I agree, this is outrageous. They should stop catering to him and just throw him out of the hospital....then see how the little turd likes it.

[@justinebeaver1419]

***** 'Scuse me, but I don't think that the boy is being "catered" to......he's probably eating the hospital food. (Unless he wished for a caterer to bring him his meals from outside the hospital.)

[@recalcitrist1]

Alex Korova LOLOLOLOOL

[@justinebeaver1419]

*****

[@recalcitrist1]

***** Totally agree! There's never an unhinged homicidal nurse around when you need one.

[@WestOfEarth]

Only the Onion has the comedic brilliance to satirize such a dark subject. I wish I knew where these writers are now.

[@armelior4610]

Cancelled to oblivion, most likely

[@razberry93]

@@armelior4610oh shut up

[@squirtlemyturtle]

On strike

[@RVPissBoys]

@@armelior4610ain’t that the truth

[@shingtome2179]

Okay…I only knew it was fake when the lady host said they can only hope the kid dies soon 🫥

[@MyPetVirus]

As a kid I met my favorite band through Make A Wish and lived to tell the tale. This is hilarious, kudos to the Onion. It's been 20 years since my Wish, and all my friends since have asked me why I didn't wish for more wishes. (And yes, I know it's satire!)

[@jayden-lt7hm]

what was your favourite band?

[@addyred1861]

Happy for u brother

[@double6530]

It's been 31 years now

[@snorman1911]

@@double6530 and we still don't know his favorite band :(

[@hdhshdhs5503]

Your name is in the dexter series Shawn Decker, who have you murdered?!

[@3incher982]

Is it just me or is the video is glitching

[@kexin5768]

3 incher yeah its happening to me too

[@funkypants5023]

@@kexin5768 do you remember watching this video

[@kexin5768]

David yeah i do remember watching this

[@laycebug3260]

David I watched this a few years ago and it was not glitching. What happened?

[@MarkSir]

since the video was wishes away, here is the backup: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZ-mkKSIgrFkrJI

[@richardjohnson3599]

Before you ask, yes. It's happening to everyone.

[@lazyhomebody1356]

Is your- oh, sorry

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS8pYuQn6uVbcU you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.

[@palasta]

What's happening to everyone? What are you talking about?

[@JoseCastro-sx3wt]

@@dogsdreamtoo8427 it’s true can confirm

[@simcity4111]

@@dogsdreamtoo8427 it’s a lie, the true link is this one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM probably it’s just a bot lol

[@LukeNAndo]

I love that when he says "daily hotdog lunches..." the text actually reads "138 Hotdog Lunches...". The onion is so good at sneaking all those little funny details into a 2 minute sketch.

[@welcometoflavourtown3106]

"We continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes, until the day he dies." "Well then, we can only hope that is coming soon." LMAO.

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS8pYuQn6uVbcU you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.

[@FadzaiSimango]

@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Thank you!

[@unmeinks5907]

@@dogsdreamtoo8427 THATS EXACTLY WHAT A BOT WOULD SAY

[@animesimp8494]

Dang

[@Nobinobita007]

Oooh a broken video in KZbin this is my 1st time 😮

[@MarkSir]

since the video was wishes away, here is the backup: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZ-mkKSIgrFkrJI

[@tryagaintmrw]

@@MarkSir thanks

[@ChrisSchaff]

Hey guys I found the original and reuploaded a non-glitchy version! kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGmZhIaiiK90pa8

[@iamarchibald]

@@MarkSir and now it's private. Starting to think the kid is wishing the video away

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS8pYuQn6uVbcU you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.

[@Tapport]

Who gave Darth Vader a blue light saber?

[@Tapport]

Justy Whos defending a continuity error lol

[@SeraphimRoad]

tapport Chad did. He wished it...

[@Tapport]

SeraphimRoad Well Chad is killing me.

[@aple8307]

He took Obi Wan's

[@Silverwind87]

Execute order 66. And by order 66, I mean Chad. The kid, not the country.

[@ellagrace9326]

2:04-2:13 that newscaster had no mercy

[@鹰鹰鹰]

😂😂😂

[@rebel.11]

he deserves it

[@vinayramachandran4992]

😂

[@aniquinstark4347]

The glitched video is honestly fascinating. Goes to show how much youtubes back end has changed in 13 years.

[@sws212]

Also, the Onion's inability to fix it and its overall downfall that they don't even have the resources to back up and reupload an old video despite it being an issue for at least a few years.

[@jaffacalling53]

@@sws212 they fixed a few other videos that were broken though

[@DJSamsonofficial]

Wheres the glitching tho? I don't see it

[@crispnhollow7300]

@@DJSamsonofficial I've watched the video twice, and this time the corrupted footage isn't there.

[@GGsquared]

@@DJSamsonofficial They must’ve fixed it, I remember the video being glitchy

[@romanfox5368]

These Onion news segments and these two actors/comedians are absolutely amazing.

[@RetroMute]

Good evening Mr. Obvious. Must feel pretty special as no one else in the world knows what The Onion is.

[@romanfox5368]

RetroMute it does! It feels amazing!

[@ProdYoutube]

@@romanfox5368 its ok I didnt know who they were

[@ToastGreeting]

No offense, but they're called news anchors (or something). Not actors/comedians. Leave your politic out of this bro!!

[@ihyaakmal5995]

@@RetroMute Well i didn't know what The Onion is

[@hhds113]

"He wished away our legal team" LMAO!!! I wish he wished away our corrupted government.

[@iaadotlk1]

+hhds113 that would have been even better...LOL

[@rushthezeppelin]

+hhds113 This >

[@asandwhichandabagofchips931]

Do you live in Mexico?

[@asandwhichandabagofchips931]

Heidenriech gee somebody doesn't get what I'm saying

[@atalentlessidiot7872]

Heidenriech I ran over somebody's cat.

[@kxmode]

Honestly, the only thing Chad could do was "wish for unlimited wishes." He couldn't actually use any of the unlimited wishes he was granted because his only choice was more wishes. Make-A-Wish didn't have to get him anything since wishes have no value. Their legal team sucks that they didn't know this.

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

He wished away their legal team, what are they supposed to do?

[@kxmode]

Chad wished for unlimited wishes. That's all he gets as his Make-A-Wish fulfillment. A wish costs nothing.

[@kennethM]

The lawyers were probably going to make that argument but he wished them away.

[@MossMothMyBeloved]

You don't understand. Once he wished away their legal team they quite literally crumbled to dust. Completely gone.

[@egacide]

The Onion, omfg they got me finally.

[@boredadventures918]

ǝqnʇnoʎ ɹW I knnnoooow I didn’t pay attention to who uploaded it I thought it was real fuck

[@ItsKgan]

ǝqnʇnoʎ ɹW I was pretty sure it was fake, and I knew after the news anchor wished the kid would die soon.

[@HandledToaster2]

Holy shit, I can't belive I fell for it

[@crowthewicked8344]

AppleToaster don't worry, you're not the only one...

[@gargantuanblunt]

If you don't look at who uploaded it you'll most likely think it's real until like halfway into the video because they make it a bit obvious on purpose.

[@Militiaa]

"Chad" At least we know why he is so alpha

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS8pYuQn6uVbcU you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.

[@monicaluna5207]

"we can only hope that comes soon".... This woman!

[@matthewwood690]

Today I got to experience my friend watch a video from this channel for the first time. It was so great witnessing the struggle of “This sounds too good to be true, but also looks super legit”. I didn’t even explain it to him, I just let him figure it out himself, and it was a phenomenal experience

[@Rahnsreality]

I swear that's my go to!!!....love doing that to people

[@ASweetShortCake]

“He can make a wish until the day he dies.” “Well let’s hope that’s soon” 10/10 delivery, Oh my gosh 😂

[@snlbitchluva]

I really thought it was real until the part where they called Johnny Damon a slugger

[@lazyhomebody1356]

Those of us who were there in '04 will always love all forty of them

[@vin_fm2354]

And that the kid is from boston

[@chrisgodwin6529]

LMFAO "he wished away our legal team" hahahahahahhaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@joelbeaudoin2761]

Chris Godwin

[@ScorchOni]

fr

[@TheTurdle]

1:57 Now I want the next Star Wars film to include Anakin fighting Jack Sparrow alongside a charizard and T-Rex. Knowing Chad he'll probably wish to make it canon.

[@PunkyPrincessPop]

They need to get another ill kid to wish that this boys wishes would stop. It's the only way!

[@justinebeaver1419]

***** Wow, that's a good point. I never thought of that. What if it threw off the space-time continuum for the whole galaxy and even beyond. We could literally have a universal catastrophe. That's messed up!! I didn't have a headache until I started thinking about this.

[@justinebeaver1419]

***** Unplugging the life support permanently is a little drastic. They should unplug it for just enough time to give the kid a some serious wacks with a belt.... or if that doesn't work, tie him to a whipping post and thrash the shit out of him (*_~)

[@PColumbus73]

***** It will spiral into a Spiderman VS Hulk Hogan VS Godzilla VS The New York Yankees! It would be a war of wishes!

[@NYCentralSpotter1070]

Starla Anne I think he should have made a wish for the leukemia to vanish overnight.

[@justinebeaver1419]

***** It's understandable that he didn't think of wishing for his leukemia to disappear. The selfish little turd was probably thinking too much about all the other stuff he wanted and all the people he wants to hurt.

[@ProtomanButCallMeBlues]

I heard that Chad hasn't even wished away his cancer.

[@jakepaulslittlebrother125]

Owner: "The worst case is that we grant chad his wishes until the day he dies" Reporter: *"And we can only hope that day is soon".* Holy shit 😂😂

[@FitzyS]

Wishing away the legal team is hilarious!!😂😂😂

[@da360tornado]

it really gets me mad how such a nice, genuine foundation that is just in the search for children's happiness can get taken advantage of by such a selfish "person". i'm not going to call him a child because what he is doing is a adult type of evil.

[@NoName-de1fn]

Worse than voldemort

[@Breedo]

I actually suspect this child may have overcome his illness and grown up into bane the Batman villain. It'd explain his breathing apparatus, it's another thing he asked the make a wish foundation to create for him!

[@junoperberry]

i can't tell if this is a joke or not

[@Sarackosmo]

Please... Be joking... Please be...

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@Sarackosmo imagine being unable to detect sarcasm LMAO

[@youzettasonsofdigits1639]

wonder where the legal team went after being wished away. The pits of hell maybe?

[@atalentlessidiot7872]

YouZettaSonsOfDigits Nah. They went to the place where everything is gone from existence.

[@tunnelsnake420]

He sent them to the shadow realm

[@JellyDeeDonutGaming]

They jus didnt feel so good i guess

[@mypfpiswhatourphonesees4294]

If this video is deleted, you know who wished for it.

[@zacmayes2802]

Even 14 years ago The Onion was still the best news source.

[@jaizizkool]

I always love the comments on the Onion videos, people thinking its real lol.

[@HOSWELL444]

albertjace can’t find them comments

[@denverscott2173]

I love all the comments talking about people in the comments on onion videos thinking it's real, when I have yet to find one of these illusive comments..

[@efrentorresjunior8954]

Denver Scott It’s easy. Go under the comments that have the “we can only wish that day comes sooner” line and under it are idiots that think this is real and that the lady is being serious.

[@denverscott2173]

Eren Junior ok, I'll check it out thanks.

[@reedc7817]

Denver Scott I was one of those comments until I did research😂

[@Rikushix]

This is easily one of the best Onion reports ever, bar none. Never get tired of this.

[@illadin12]

Make a wish foundation is truely and honorable bunch, my grandma was dying of cancer and they brought her whole family from vietnam over to canada for over 6 months ... they are truely amazing... she was a good person and i'm forever in their dept for doing this.

[@Imapurpleplatyppus]

"The worst case is that we continue to grant Chad his unlimited wishes until the day he dies." "Well and we can only hope that's coming soon."

[@VoltanIgor]

It is actually quite easy. All you have to do to bring a 20+ level mage compared to the kid and he or she can unwish the wish. Of course-and this is possible- if there is no such mage in the area, like, for instance they are out there in a war for a ring or another valuable artifact, well in that case they are in deep shit. I would recommend in this case a player character of any level, who has a chance of rolling a 20 on a 20 die. All this applies for ADnD second edition of course. Otherwise, we are pretty much fXXed.

[@derekw6765]

Upvote for d and d

[@4f52]

Nerd

[@adansmith5299]

547265626f72 Quite original comment there.

[@SL-gz9gq]

VoltanIgor Sorcerers have wish, not mages, if so remember correctly

[@greenthizzle4]

547265626f72 video games are gay, I'm one of the few my age who dont even play them. Most people under 30 play video games now it seems.

[@tunakann7629]

*adjusts the antennas on my phone*

[@ChrisSchaff]

I found the original and reuploaded a non-glitchy version! kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGmZhIaiiK90pa8

[@scottowens398]

@@ChrisSchaff If this is a rickroll...

[@ChrisSchaff]

@@scottowens398 I figured most people would think that lol.

[@theuraniumgamernotactivean1646]

@@scottowens398 it is not

[@JonPoncho]

2:03 "...The worst case is that we continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes from now until the day he dies" "Well and we can only hope that that's coming soon."

[@lad7436]

JonPoncho Holy shit.

[@alejandro-jm2lt]

I actually read this as they said it holy shit💀

[@Thirteen37]

alejandro riiighhttt😂😂😂

[@robertpittman2200]

What the fuck i read that as they said it and the comments bellow 😂😂

[@athirdprostitute2912]

I am just so shocked by this, imagine abusing a system there to help you, it makes me so angry to see people like him take advantage of a family friendly company trying to help sick kids

[@stardumb3220]

@F. S. damn I wonder if "the third prostitute" is being serious or not

[@sgrp2706]

@F. S. Nah they must be playing along

[@raehik]

@F. S. Wrong. Chad is still exerting control over the Make-a-Wish foundation to this day. Once he realized he could wish people he didn't like to be "sent away forever" (we all know what he means by that), he became unstoppable. No more coverage because every journalist that gets within a couple miles of him disappears. Hard to believe but true

[@syntheticant8172]

@F. S. You're the one doing that. look at their name for God's sake, they know.

[@hastyhillfarmand4x480]

It really is disgusting.

[@SCWood]

The virgin Wish maker vs the chad Chad Carter

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS8pYuQn6uVbcU you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.

[@carteradams43]

I am indeed a chad.

[@simcity4111]

@@dogsdreamtoo8427 it’s a lie, the true link is this one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM probably it’s just a bot lol

[@armadillolover99]

@@simcity4111 Can’t fool me, I have that link memorized

[@RoseTechServices]

Is this video messed up for anyone else? Audio is OK though...

[@programmaticallysun7musgov999]

Yeah, it's corrupted for me

[@roachdoggjr722]

ProgrammaticallySun7 MUSGOV it's as corrupted as this kid

[@MarkSir]

since the video was wishes away, here is the backup: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZ-mkKSIgrFkrJI

[@ChrisSchaff]

Hey guys I found the original and reuploaded a non-glitchy version! kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGmZhIaiiK90pa8

[@TCt83067695]

@@ChrisSchaff bless you my child

[@cobradragon-wt4tp]

I remember watching this last year and there was glitching at the beginning but most of the video was fine. And so I thought I'd check it out today... and now the entire video is glitched out. wtf is going on???

[@santimido]

Same what the hell is going on

[@Jcorry123]

Chad found out about the video and wished it away.

[@presentz9396]

cobradragon4373 he wished it away

[@Radi0he4d1]

The hard drive holding ancient videos is start to corrup

[@jamminout7671]

the kid wished that anyone would only be able to see his face once

[@kevinmartin1679]

Iv seen this channel 100 times and yet yall still manage to fool me, you guys are absolutely awesome, great job!!!

[@Judexxxxxjjjjj]

Well we can only hope that's coming soon HAHAHAHA

[@stephenking5852]

That's dark

[@seededsoul]

stop trying to make "hope" happen, Karen!

[@ivpt]

The video actually looks normal in the loading bar.

[@JesseCaul]

GUYS! STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT IT IS FAKE. The point is to play along, the onion is more fun that way, and hell; if someone believes it: mission accomplished!

[@monkeyboy8me]

only a fucking idiot would think this is real

[@razorooni4007]

monkeyboy8me I used to think this was real, about 5 years ago (Never herard of The Onion before) but then I realised about 5 minutes into the movie that it was bullshit lololol

[@fordalels]

It’s fake?

[@greenthizzle4]

Fordalels Fordalels no, it's more accredited then CNN

[@greenthizzle4]

Fordalels Fordalels and FOX combined

[@SquirrellyKnight]

They should’ve gotten another kid in there to start counter-wishing that kids wishes

[@NatetheGreat620]

I can't believe people think that this is real...

[@GameCaffeine]

I can't believe people think the comments are real

[@patrickanderson7879]

GameCaffeine I can't believe your name is game caffeine. Did your parents hate you?

[@nervozaur]

Dude Duderson 2/5.

[@greenthizzle4]

NatetheGreat620 dude you need to delete that shit, it's near the top where the people who think it's real can see it.

[@efrentorresjunior8954]

Jeffy Paul This was 3 years ago, likely that there was a change of comment rankings.

[@reganbrannigan3006]

Such a shame the video is broken, this was one of my favourite Onion clips

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS8pYuQn6uVbcU you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.

[@Gareth1892000]

@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Thank you!

[@proloycodes]

its fixed now

[@drewg7441]

"Well, we had gotten a pro bono legal team, and of course Chad found out about it, and guess what, he wished away our legal team." xD

[@ibidesign]

This is so funny on so many levels. Why is The Onion so much better than any mainstream TV or film entertainment?

[@b.e.e.l.i]

for some reason the delivery of “fire trucks, dump trucks, regular trucks. The kid doesn’t even DRIVE” just gets me

[@kohenwilliams5585]

Had to check the comments to reassure myself that my phone wasn't broken

[@god2electricboogaloo200]

The video isn't glitched, he's wishing away the Onion.

[@Stepbrohelp]

All of that and he couldn’t just wish away the cancer smh

[@Dannychow22545]

He wished for "the best oncologist" (cancer treatment).

[@justin8439]

for whoever is here right now. this video broken for you?

[@leventyildirim2002]

Yes. KZbin's been doing this for a while.

[@manwhatdoiputhere]

It's the kid trying to erase any proof of his crimes

[@massivecowbreakout7555]

Oh crap is my phone broken?

[@SR-it4ky]

Yeah what happened to the Video

[@pvshka]

The kid wished for the video evidence to be destroyed.

[@apauln]

That's the 1st time I'm watching a corrupt video on KZbin. It's all pixelated.

[@kev3d]

I love Tracy's hostile indignation.

[@virez_tegh2314]

is it corrupted for anyone else

[@just_very_queer]

For me it is

[@TheHibbleton]

I love the shot of his packed room. And: 'We hired a pro bono legal team, but Chad found out about them and wished away the legal team.' Ah, I love The Onion.

[@sathvikg.5729]

Classic Onion. 13 yrs ago? Look at me, communicating with the past.

[@ABCDEFGH_-ef7su]

@@sathvikg.5729 Look at me communicating with the past and present

[@waitithoughtihadtousemyrea5976]

He wished away the video quality.

[@shanethrelfall416]

You have only one wish Ok… I wish I weren’t dying

[@BlueEyesWhiteCinnamonRoll]

This is the funniest shit “he wished away our legal team”this kid could’ve single handedly killed thanos in seconds (even with the infinity gaunlet)

[@college54114]

I love how clear the camera quality was in classic Onion

[@thyrsus07]

This is actually becoming the most viewed video glitch in history.

[@Elvanance]

Oh man, there is definitely 0.01% of people out there that believe this is real 😂

[@MilkManCaravan]

Thought my internet was wished away by the kid

[@zachrorke9046]

Kids with cancer are the most selfish people I know!

[@huntersatterfield1820]

He wished our legal team away LMAO

[@MikeyJMJ]

1:01 Love this interaction with the Yankee player. The kid's first gaze is one of appreciation but that 2nd one is like "you work for me now"

[@Equalyze]

AHAHAHA!!! I completely lost it at "All Bat Mobiles Ever".

[@ARockyRock]

Video corrupted somehow?

[@NART211]

Yeah, seems like it's YT's fault

[@MrKoshV]

Why is the video mangled. I can’t watch it

[@Dong_Tae]

Here's the backup : kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoqrqWeqgtBjjNU

[@CanadianGamer.01]

I kid you not, the first time I ever watched this video, I lowkey thought it was real. Then I checked out the rest of the KZbin channel 😂

[@soniconz678]

I remember seeing this as a kid and thinking it was all true

[@samurailevi49]

My favorite part was the part nobody could see.

[@George_Bland]

If you notice the preview window has the proper video, weird.

[@Vinnie_728]

Didn't on mine

[@_apexpheonix]

MY POOR GRANDMA SAW THIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS REAL IM CRYING LMAOOOOOO

[@CanadianBakin42O]

Lmfao Me: Shut, is youtube broken again? The comments:

[@lucaschapman55]

I wanted to drop dead at “he wished away our legal team”🤣

[@powerdad33]

Hilarious - What a work of genius!!! Bankrupting Make-A-Wish -- soooo funny! You guys have created a gold mine of humor!!! And your production quality is so high that it is almost believable (and you evidently do fool a lot of us!) Great writers, too! Keep pumping out the great humor.

[@baranorak4080]

This might be the oldest comment I've ever seen on KZbin. To think this was written when I was a toddler, not even in grade school...

[@montanawalker8819]

@@baranorak4080 Damn. Same bro. Also, with how sarcastic people are online now, I couldn't tell if OP was being sarcastic or not.

[@srajanrawat328]

I wish powerdad replies back

[@animefan7424]

@@srajanrawat328 they are subscribed to channels that are relatively new so it’s not impossible

[@fbicappuccino]

@@baranorak4080 i wasnt even born

[@Alice.59]

I still don't understand why the kids don't make the wish to stay alive..

[@notvalk5475]

I was a make a wish kid when I was 4 and I wished for me to be in Disney World. I had brain cancer and chemotherapy and stayed in hospital for 2 months before being done with it.

[@versamax6307]

@@notvalk5475 skill issue, should have wished for an F-14 tomcat

[@notvalk5475]

@@versamax6307 yea I should have

[@DemarcusAurelius403]

What the hell happens to this video

[@ytodysm4893]

I’m wondering the same. I’ve watched this video a couple times in the past without any problems. But I see comments from some years ago talking about its glitches.

[@Teh_Boi]

Chad always goes 1 step ahead the Make-A-Wish Foundation, he even wish away the legal team. Giga chad

[@ConnorUbetcha]

“And we can only hope that day is soon”

[@cavebrain69]

The video got corrupted