Today Now! utilizes computer technology to show a mother how rampant drug use and prostitution has ravaged her little girl's body. More coverage at: onion.com
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@Juel924 жыл бұрын
The actress who plays the mother plays it so perfectly that this sketch almost felt too dark for me.
@consumy18414 жыл бұрын
Actress? Man, I sure do love consuming raw onions!
@williametherton40964 жыл бұрын
Idk where The Onion got its actors, but some of this shit is almost too much. Check out the one where they praise a fat kid for his idea to wear a t-shirt at the pool to stop bullying, or when they teach a gorilla the meaning of death. Lol like wtf, I love this network and I'm sad it's not what it used to be
@weirdo666364 жыл бұрын
@@williametherton4096 what did it used to be? lol
@aguyfromnz5374 жыл бұрын
This is real news moron
@pebbleman7214 жыл бұрын
@@weirdo66636 You're looking at it. Onion doesn't have much funding now, so gold nuggets like this doesn't occur anymore
@cyrax13119 жыл бұрын
"That's good she's off the drugs!"
@hunterjohnson79556 жыл бұрын
cyrax1311 I fucking love when I read the comments as it say it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@demetriusmiddleton12464 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alexlogan2024 жыл бұрын
@@hunterjohnson7955 does drugs
@etcetraetcetra31733 жыл бұрын
Silver lining
@lads.77153 жыл бұрын
@@etcetraetcetra3173 silver lining... with a dark, purple outline...
@datamasked6237 жыл бұрын
"Are those bruises from her pimp, Douglas?" "Yes."
@captainegg26724 жыл бұрын
Ago
@pungoblin93774 жыл бұрын
One step at a time, as they say.
@kylegunn34203 жыл бұрын
To escape her pain she would have taken up crystal meth.
@dangersnail58393 жыл бұрын
@@litty4553 Europeans can be Karen’s too
@dangersnail58393 жыл бұрын
@@litty4553 also, why are they painful to watch?
@bitterpickles9 жыл бұрын
The script and editing are what really make this. Every time they update the girl's appearance they cut to the mother and her face is just incredible.
@nmmxiii93896 жыл бұрын
bitterpickles stfu tool
@qpqpqpqpqpqpqpqp6 жыл бұрын
no u
@pee-bot4 жыл бұрын
@@nmmxiii9389 wtf do u mean
@nmmxiii93894 жыл бұрын
Rat King who tf r u
@pee-bot4 жыл бұрын
@@nmmxiii9389 ur mom 😎
@meedily8 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the insincerity in their voices. It's absolutely accurate with with most newspeople. Love it.
@84blizzle7 жыл бұрын
meedily That's what is so genius about this channel, every word is properly placed, down to the reactions and atmosphere, every beat of there comedy is a jab at media coverage. They deserve more recognition imo.
@medexamtoolsdotcom4 жыл бұрын
Then you should definitely watch this one kzbin.info/www/bejne/b4aXeZRvfbapg9E
@FatGuyInSpace3 жыл бұрын
I'd say it's less insincerity and more like absolute disconnect
@Redmenace963 жыл бұрын
meedily, you hit the comedy nail with your hammer. Half of the humor in this, is the phoniness of the hosts. They couldn't care less about the human tragedy they are reporting. And that is the fact in our real world. You can't listen to those clowns.
@batchagaloopytv5816 Жыл бұрын
its absolutely on point
@Umprella10 жыл бұрын
Possibly the darkest video the Onion has ever produced, and also one of my favorites.
@maxwellmaler30156 жыл бұрын
ARPANET Troll you really haven't watched all of the onion, have you? Darkest video? Really? 😒
@elevateordie5 жыл бұрын
@@maxwellmaler3015 hey Maxwell Maler...reply with a darker one!I think the panda abortion One is pretty good...
@samsaraslight83775 жыл бұрын
@@elevateordie porkin across America, Sex house. There are a hand full of them and they're all have insanely disturbing commentary.
@ChinBiter474 жыл бұрын
The et one is pretty good lmao
@andrewjoyner41334 жыл бұрын
Take a look at the 'missing girl probably raped' video
@jhillst8 жыл бұрын
I always shake my head when I see these missing-child posters with age-progressed photos showing the child smiling with a perfect face and hair. Do they honestly think the person will look like that after being homeless or in captivity for over five years?
@zain60084 жыл бұрын
Sometimes the captors actually take decent care of them.
@RalphRoberts14 жыл бұрын
@Zain Al-Shallah This'll sound racist but I'm not at all surprised it's someone with your kind of name that'd make that comment.
@zain60084 жыл бұрын
@@RalphRoberts1 OK thats a fair joke lol( even tho its pretty racist I'm not offended) but I've seen cases in which the children actually don't go on the sides of their biological parents and instead treat their captor like their real parent. There was a pretty famous case recently I'll see if I can find it for you. Its horrible but it happens. I think I found it kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJnbd2ymi9NmpLc this might not be the same video but its the same case I think.
@RalphRoberts14 жыл бұрын
@Zain al-shallah Well that's completely different. As they pointed out in the video that rarely happens. That's a girl who was taken at birth so the kidnapper was the only person she ever knew as a parent. What jhillst was talking about was older abductees that actually have developed features to go by for age enhanced photos. If an individual sides with that kind of abductor they have Stockholm syndrome. Unless they were already in an abusive home and chose to go without force which wouldn't mean they're not still being manipulated and probably seduced.
@user-pu2xu2iq9o4 жыл бұрын
Ralph Roberts that’s quite racist
@wolfie80124 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced there's a department at The Onion whose sole purpose is to come up with stuff that go too far lol
@xX_wiLLiam_Xx3 жыл бұрын
@@lukusbread7241 no shit
@danielmcsween8843 жыл бұрын
Ahahahaha.
@chromevolt54943 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is, we never what happens to those who actually go missing. And them making a satire just says something.
@SteveJobzz3 жыл бұрын
They're called writers. Check it out.
@commenterjosh2428 Жыл бұрын
I'd like to join that department
@freetrial97934 жыл бұрын
When they age her the attributes change too. "Mouth: used" "eyes: Haunted" 😂
@warrentang74594 жыл бұрын
Fuuuuuck
@Dandandandandandandandandanda13 жыл бұрын
Wow never notice the little details.
@jenm13 жыл бұрын
God that is too real :(
@alexf93813 жыл бұрын
@@jenm1 Yep.
@snorfietsers40063 жыл бұрын
Mouth: hungry
@lancelefevre35110 жыл бұрын
Some of these can be a little tough to laugh at but, you've really got to hand it to them, they've got balls doing these kinds of skits. The shit is hilarious.
@abrarhossain26824 жыл бұрын
Why are there no comments?
@JuanPablo-lt3us4 жыл бұрын
Abrar Hossain purged
@-invalid-28823 жыл бұрын
This was old before 13 year old girls cancelling on Twitter existed
@sashatoao84213 жыл бұрын
@@-invalid-2882 Ok I was about to get so fucking pissed off at you, but I just realized you're NOT Adolf Hitler. So it's fine.
@superlolgal5553 жыл бұрын
I mean they're the people who got front page of the newspaper after 9/11, so they must be doing something right.
@whitiscool19 жыл бұрын
"whatever street gang she may have been running with..."
@manaulhoque65072 жыл бұрын
RIP Michael K Williams
@abreathingcoffin80893 жыл бұрын
The look in the moms eyes actually inspire dread and sadness in me
@joew8438 Жыл бұрын
The actress who played the daughter had to first lose 20 pounds to play a meth addict convincing, then gain 30 pounds to play a homeless mother. Such commitment to the role!
@thevideocommenter3061 Жыл бұрын
what actress? this is all real. be a little considerate for the pain the family goes through.
@LmaoMoni Жыл бұрын
@@thevideocommenter3061 you’re trolling right?
@HYPERYoshi510 ай бұрын
@@LmaoMoni no? of course not
@tombaker84818 ай бұрын
Don't forget all the hundreds of tricks she pulled to get into character!...she worked HARD!
@ecMathGeek24 күн бұрын
@@tombaker8481 There were a lot of hard things she had to work on.
@Factrillion Жыл бұрын
I have watched 6 million Bollywood films, but never saw a mom as convincing as this mom. Terrified me for how real the anguish looks on her face.
@Celisar1 Жыл бұрын
With very subtle graduations. She is really doing some fabulous acting here.
@derekchristenson571111 ай бұрын
I swear, the Onion has hired some of the best unknown actors in the world for these skits. They put some high-paid actors to shame.
@kaiz184510 ай бұрын
@@derekchristenson5711 Not even "unknown actors" man, The Onion at times legit discover new actors FOR Hollywood. You know the Happy Death Day girl? She debuted here.
@Resi1ience9 ай бұрын
That woman did so well with so little that her acting alone makes this the most upsetting, offensive Onion skit. Because it feels too goddamn real
@lukemorgan61668 ай бұрын
OK maybe you watched them But six million times? Seems a little much to me
@SockPuppetSuperstar10 жыл бұрын
This kind of physical transformation is known as 'The Lohan Effect.'
@toastyvlogs84316 жыл бұрын
Sock Puppet Superstar 10 years ago today
@aarontheperson68674 жыл бұрын
@@toastyvlogs8431 1 year ago you posted a comment
@toastyvlogs84314 жыл бұрын
@@aarontheperson6867 oh wow thx for letting me know.
@iplaygames80904 жыл бұрын
@@toastyvlogs8431 5 months ago you responded to a responce about responding
@toastyvlogs84314 жыл бұрын
I Play Games 15 hours ago you responded to a response about thanking for responding to a response about responding
@PotawatomiThunderNew4 жыл бұрын
Mom: Maybe she would have gone up to someone and asked for help and maybe they would have helped her Reporter: Well that’s an intriguing possibility- Forensics expert (cuts him off): I’m afraid it’s not likely whatsoever
@warpromo66364 жыл бұрын
wow! you said LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT THE VIDEO SAID
@PotawatomiThunderNew4 жыл бұрын
ᴡᴀʀᴘʀᴏᴍᴏ / E D I T S yeah, that’s the point. Because it’s funny. People quote lines from videos when they think it’s funny. Don’t act like you don’t understand the purpose of doing it.
@warpromo66364 жыл бұрын
@@PotawatomiThunderNew yea but its not a creative joke at all, you're just saying "who else found this funny?". you're basically the person who said a joke louder and got more attention
@PotawatomiThunderNew4 жыл бұрын
ᴡᴀʀᴘʀᴏᴍᴏ / E D I T S “it’s not a creative joke at all” - yeah because it’s not making a joke period. It’s not meant to be creative, it’s not meant to be original, it’s not meant to make the person making the comment look like they are being funny themselves. It’s to do exactly what you just said; to say “who else found this funny?”. You recite your favorite joke and it becomes a spot for everyone else who’s favorite joke it was to stop and have a group laugh. It’s acknowledging your favorite part of it. You seem snobby as hell, get off your high horse.
@warpromo66364 жыл бұрын
@@PotawatomiThunderNew the only reason you have likes is because all the 3 year olds liked your comments, and dislikes dont make a difference
@FuzedBox10 жыл бұрын
"It's good she's off the drugs!" Bwahahahahaha!
@jerielfrancis36844 жыл бұрын
😂
@84blizzle7 жыл бұрын
The mother's face through out this 😂😂😂 lol this is so horrible
@Rombbb3 жыл бұрын
2:43 the hostess' self-indulgence here is so hilarious, smug "look at us helping people" face 😂🤣😂🤣
@brooksmc8 жыл бұрын
that's good she's off the drugs
@tiotito314 жыл бұрын
"Just trying to help bring a mother and daughter back together." LOL
@L4MD412 жыл бұрын
"The deep sadness in Tanya's eyes." Priceless, heh.
@jerielfrancis36844 жыл бұрын
😂
@justrandomthings3197 жыл бұрын
The way they say it in such a matter of fact voice kills me. I don't know how they don't just burst out laughing.
@sanna90624 жыл бұрын
Acting. It's called acting.
@DarrynJones5 жыл бұрын
File is corrupted here too. I contacted KZbin support, it was corrupted on their computer as well - they told me the only way it can be reported is by leaving a comment here and hoping the uploader sees it!
@rkoislife17384 жыл бұрын
its been 11 fucking years..... i dont think theres hope
@mrmarcuskimful4 жыл бұрын
Yuor'e corupted
@rkoislife17384 жыл бұрын
@@mrmarcuskimful so is your spelling *hits a nae nae so fat that it creates a second, third, and ninth big bang*
@rkoislife17384 жыл бұрын
lmao nevermind i guess it looks like it took 11 years to fix this XD
@mrmarcuskimful4 жыл бұрын
@@rkoislife1738 Fuk eye, just got REK'T
@hya2in84 жыл бұрын
does anyone else think the forensics expert was the pimp all along
@PradhumnShandilya2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment😂
@xoxdid2 жыл бұрын
Yes. He knows too much
@jimmyneutron6766 Жыл бұрын
Explains how he knows so much
@Chchommi4 жыл бұрын
Douglas knows a bit too much, it makes you think...
@bossle6834 Жыл бұрын
"But at least she's off drugs now" I died at that part
@moistnugget4147 Жыл бұрын
Note the deep sadness in her eyes. 😂
@lukelyon17812 жыл бұрын
This just made me sad because it's so true. I used to be homeless and there were a lot of women and children like this😔😔😔
@ignis_gehennalis_ov_God2 жыл бұрын
Hooooootttttt
@monsesh13162 жыл бұрын
Damn. I hope youre doing well now.
@HaxxorElite Жыл бұрын
@@ignis_gehennalis_ov_Godwtf?
@matth227 Жыл бұрын
@@HaxxorElitelook at his username. This person needs serious help
@catsaresocute65011 ай бұрын
That's something else about homelessness. I don't think people deserve to be homeless- I think probably all people would want a [decent] job and otherwise if they don't want to they probably can't - the reasons are probably menatl health or disbality issues that you should adress as medical issues. The problems are decent jobs, health
@JerkDouglas10 жыл бұрын
Whoa, had to stifle a little tear coming out because of the mother's reaction shots. Absolutely brilliant.
@quinnlevy89965 жыл бұрын
Is the video corrupted for literally anyone else
@mittenstherealest5 жыл бұрын
It definitely is for me! :(
@MarkSir5 жыл бұрын
backup here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6DJn2NsYs-AopY
@goldchocobo53725 жыл бұрын
Nope just u
@shenahpark10115 жыл бұрын
Same
@sonemesis70835 жыл бұрын
@@MarkSir ty good sir!
@bengranville66044 жыл бұрын
I FOUND HER! I opened up my bathroom door and there she was, right on the mirror
@cooltoast90563 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments moment
@freneticgamer41743 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for that. I needed that hard of a laugh.
@bengranville66043 жыл бұрын
@@freneticgamer4174 cool beans
@theon27693 жыл бұрын
cool beans
@duovigintillongaming37795 ай бұрын
@@cooltoast9056I think the context from any point in the video or the title or the thumbnail is too low for this to make sense in r/cursedcomments
@@Sundaeys lmaoo i realised that right after commenting, but i decided id keep it since it sounds funny. thanks for pointing that out, though.
@lperez44383 жыл бұрын
Lol didn’t even notice that
@classicpinball98732 жыл бұрын
Yup she shrunk to 4’9 after the meth
@belalabusultan59113 жыл бұрын
I am glad there are helpful people like Douglas out there, sharing the truth with parents and lifting their spirit.
@fireboltaz4 жыл бұрын
I wish the Onion still had the funds to produce these quality news reports
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd2 жыл бұрын
I mean that's usually how trafficking goes. They're let go after being forced drugs so they are either incoherent or afraid to say anything.
@raspberrysoda22773 жыл бұрын
Whenever I’m having a particularly shitty day I just watch this. It never gets old
@damdaniel51064 ай бұрын
The actress who played the mother is so perfect. I felt so bad.
@2000Betelgeuse8 жыл бұрын
1:15 The mother was beginning to have some hope and the detective totally blew her off.....lol
@baonkang59905 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about the glitchy video. Is it just me?
@godhateseveryonewhodoesntr59775 жыл бұрын
I think it has only recently become this glitchy because old comments don't talk about it. They even describe the people shown in the video while I can barely see those 2 eyes.
@MarkSir5 жыл бұрын
backup here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6DJn2NsYs-AopY
@joeyexos65675 жыл бұрын
Mines fine
@blackqweenmars Жыл бұрын
Respect for all the onion actors that can say all this weird stuff without laughing😭💀
@alexandersheridan21794 ай бұрын
This might be "the" darkest Onion report, it get's me every time.💀
@ryanstockdale34133 жыл бұрын
“Dressed in a tattered Cleveland browns jersey” 😂😂😂
@felicity47118 жыл бұрын
Our own forensics expert, Frank “The Punisher” Castle.
@hippiehillape3 ай бұрын
Mom played it straight and nailed it
@Wanttofanta4 жыл бұрын
I think this is the first Onion title that actually made me go "Holy shit...that's dark..." fkin hell lol
@senatorpoopypants71824 жыл бұрын
I totally thought by the end it would be a picture of a coffin behind a dumpster.
@theloniouszappa2 жыл бұрын
These writers are going to hell 😂😂😂
@manfromnantucket95446 жыл бұрын
I like how her height keeps drastically changing
@MichaelRosenblum_Emp50010 ай бұрын
I love how at the end the mom looks like she doesn’t want the daughter to be found 😂
@dogeraid59374 жыл бұрын
Legally *ITS QUESTIONABLE* Morally *ITS DISGUSTING* Personally *I LIKE IT*
@rodrigombl4524 жыл бұрын
That shit dont make sense
@superdestrier91604 жыл бұрын
of course you like it, DIO!!!!!!!!
@Celisar1 Жыл бұрын
That raises a lot of questions.
@Moustachebier9 ай бұрын
“Dressed in a tattered Cleveland Browns jersey” lost it
@ashlynarmstrong54832 жыл бұрын
Wonder if anyone found Tanya yet. She's been missing for 17 years now. Hopes and prayers🙏
@parth2819952 жыл бұрын
"That's good, she's off the drugs" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@randomwonders63204 жыл бұрын
Each time they update the child’s photo the mom is devastated
@djpage72 ай бұрын
"But she's off the drugs!" Kills me every time
@Jenneil0813 жыл бұрын
God I love the mourning mother. Watching her face realistically fall from hopefull to devasted is so good.
@jerryaubert62012 ай бұрын
Fearless satire. The onion was just across the way from me when I lived in Chicago.
@UnrealStew5 ай бұрын
I've seen this woman at least 30 times at my local Walmart.
@KingfisherLtd Жыл бұрын
"that's good she's off the drugs" and her face expression😂
@user-wd8wx5md5z Жыл бұрын
I had no idea american humor could be so dark and so realistic.
@TheGEOPOLITICAN Жыл бұрын
well you have missed out then
@revwillyg645011 ай бұрын
We're a f*cked up bunch!😂
@yvick777010 ай бұрын
Honestly any form of humor that is worth it’s oxygen is dark not just American humor.
@mrbyamile69733 жыл бұрын
At 2:25 "notice the deep sadness in Tanya's eyes" and they show the mother with the same exact look on her face as the "artist rendering" of her daughter.
@AleQuag3 жыл бұрын
The little box with the mother face I just can't lmao
@leminjapan Жыл бұрын
I've somehow missed this one over the years and almost couldn't bring myself to watch it. This is bold, even for the Onion. They truly are the best at finding humour even in the most twisted places.
@sameerhossain44484 жыл бұрын
No one should have to suffer the pain of wearing a cleavland browns jersey
@jenniferharrison10109 ай бұрын
You guys are fantastic THANKYOU XX
@windozxpert3 жыл бұрын
After all these years, this story still brings a tear to my eye.
@petitio_principii4 жыл бұрын
Should only have followed with, "even though we got to be realistic, the odds that she dumped the baby in the sewers and killed herself is highly likely, and increases by the minute." Only the Onion can make me laugh at such things.
@thekiller79944 жыл бұрын
Also, they should of mentioned the chances of Tanya probably getting murdered
@mandarin46793 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine the desperation that might drive a sad, lost little girl to wear Cleveland Browns merch.
@breebw8 жыл бұрын
1:56 "She would have become pregnant at the age of 13 at which time the pimp would have cut off her drug supply." Inaccurate. Pregnant teens are sought after on the streets. Her income potential would have climbed and peaked at the 8-9 months stage. Once she had the baby, that's when her income would have plummeted, at that point risking her drug supply. The child would be born badly malformed from the drug use, but thats of no concern to the pimp or the girl. Thats the reality.
@minakoadachi44938 жыл бұрын
Speaking from experience? Truly a tragedy.
@justinw45147 ай бұрын
you might think that the pain and misery apparent in the expression of the final render is a result of the all the hardship the poor girl has suffered in her life, but actually that's just par for the course for the average Browns fan.
@muggedinmadrid12 жыл бұрын
i love onion news. i think it's ingenious satire. but this one was uncomfortable viewing, knowing that this actually happens just made it too sad and shocking for me to laugh like i normally do.....
@sethsassy4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one. There isn't any real jokes here just a list of horrible things that happen to women.
@taowroland86973 жыл бұрын
@@sethsassy I mean, to be fair, way more men are homeless and having something to trade for resources makes survival easier for women.
@everyone43522 жыл бұрын
@@taowroland8697 That is actually kind of fair but it's still horrible
@blondie94222 жыл бұрын
Yeah this made me feel like I had a hollow pit of sadness inside me
@OliverOttoman Жыл бұрын
@@sethsassy the joke isn't that this happens to women, it's that the news covers stuff like that in these exploitative, pointlessly speculative, and sensationalized ways that often disregards feelings of a victim's family or loved ones or anyone who may have gone through something similar. It is uncomfortable obviously but it's hard to say it is actually cruel in its intent at all.
@keeganclick13464 жыл бұрын
He knows a bit too much.
@jurgenpolednick63842 жыл бұрын
Do you realy thing that someone selling the child wouldn't care about how she looks? The first rule is never beat them in the face!
@porshprix4286 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing your experience.
@Sawlger4 жыл бұрын
With every picture and storyline unfolding, the more the girl looks like her mother... Which is another dark aspect in and of itself, was that what initially happened to the mom?! Damn ONN
@donnyohakam5 жыл бұрын
"I just want her to come home" LMAOO
@Ryvucz6 жыл бұрын
I really want to see bloopers from all of these skits.
@CanImperator6 ай бұрын
I'm having this moment where my KZbin suggestions are a mix of Onion videos and andtual news stories and it's pretty hard to tell which ones are real from the titles.
@Benitojacova9 жыл бұрын
I'm the one who found and helped her actually... and by that I mean I'm the one who got her pregnant at 13 so that she could stop using the drugs. Although I haven't seen her since I do hope she's doing alright that kid must be a pain in the ass
@mlgtroller63838 жыл бұрын
I think I saw her robbing a bakery in downtown Boston you should go look for your "wife"
@rico_16174 жыл бұрын
Such generosity
@asraiSOA14 жыл бұрын
"That's good she's off the drugs." -- LMFAO!!!
@Chrisholmes19764 жыл бұрын
I'm more wondering about Jim being missing. He went on the show porkin across America and then he just disappeared I'm really worried about Jim!! ;)
@PSILOCYBINISTHEWAY8 ай бұрын
This is actually such a heart breaking story
@cquilty18 ай бұрын
@kevin-gd4xg No it's not - it's comedy/satire.
@dancalvano87028 ай бұрын
@@cquilty1based on reality
@cquilty18 ай бұрын
@@dancalvano8702 But *still* comedy/satire. Lighten up and take the stick out of your plump rear end.
@ovalbeach4 жыл бұрын
"That's good she's off the drugs". Lol
@Slemon42616 жыл бұрын
the mother's face throughout all of this is priceless
@PencilBoxProjects13 жыл бұрын
The Mom is a good actress. She played the sad mother role very well.
@billbob42433 жыл бұрын
That is soo messed up Onion. And the most disturbing part is that her biological father is her most frequent John. Onion, you sick!
@elizabethgillen36606 жыл бұрын
It's gone all glitchy for me
@jahmircoleman67286 жыл бұрын
lizzybee 3.14 sammmmmee
@elizabethgillen36606 жыл бұрын
@@jahmircoleman6728 yeah it's really annoying
@MarkSir5 жыл бұрын
backup here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6DJn2NsYs-AopY
@danielninio84075 жыл бұрын
Mark Sir 教室 life saver
@missiontobeaman31115 жыл бұрын
Is that the joke?
@mgstress10 жыл бұрын
Man, the onion got dark.
@jerielfrancis36844 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@KhoPhi4 жыл бұрын
I'm seriously curious what happened within 2004 and 2006, because that's transition went downhill fast!
@luufia Жыл бұрын
she really inherited the saddness from her mother , they could be twins!
@southy35416 жыл бұрын
The Onion does a great job in showing the news industry for what it is.
@maha774 жыл бұрын
I know Tanya, she works as a cashier in the Kwik-E-Mart, and good news for the mother, she completely turned her life around, but the bad news is she was chopped up into little bits by an Axe Murderer, but the good news is Tanya had a child so this mother is now a grandmother, but the bad news is that child is now a crack addict
@---ec3jl4 жыл бұрын
How do you know her? It’s a fake news site. The Onion, do you know the actress? Or are you lying on the internet
@arienkhan70704 жыл бұрын
@@---ec3jl This is clearly a joke
@WeirdA.I.-nw2mw2 ай бұрын
As a parent whose daughter is missing, this clip is excellent!
@depressedglub325 ай бұрын
“After her pregnancy died of chicken wings pulled from trash cans shes probably about 30 pounds overweight dressed in a tattered Cleveland Browns jersey, carrying a jaundice baby swaddled in a garbage bag” 💀💀💀
@cb96002 ай бұрын
Pregnancy diet☺
@renlentlesstourist75748 жыл бұрын
i've been sleeping on the street for a year... and i even i found that 1 year age progression photo funny as fuck!
@casual_villain Жыл бұрын
Well at least she’s of the drugs
@neverjethot6 жыл бұрын
It's 2017, she works at the DMV
@nikoladoctorov5539 ай бұрын
I feel like Tanya after her childbirth without even being a girl...
@edmondsjc4 жыл бұрын
I need to hear more about that tool shed. My delightful mother-in-law drives me insane, and I want her out of my house.
@briant72654 жыл бұрын
The way the last shot looks just like the mother...! Nice touch!