There's A Kids Show About A Man's Super Long Dick

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[@littletinycanvas853]

I'd rather die the worst way possible than being saved by Long Schlong John.

[@nuhuh629]

Laughed so hard I dropped my phone

[@miajmosley]

LMFAOOOO YOURE SICK 😭😭😭

[@mollywhoppedsouls_pvp]

That would be dying in the worst way possible so jokes on you I guess 🙃

[@HauntedFishes]

Granted, you won’t be saved by Long Schlong John, you’ll be killed by him.

[@BonyHawksToeSkater]

Suuuuuuure. 👌🏼

[@yogiartstudios4551]

Imagine future generations trying to revisit their childhood being like “oh I remember this show about a guy with a long tail” then googling it and being like “oh… it wasn’t a tail. Why was I allowed to see this”

[@the_salon6681]

Makes me proud to be danish

[@lisafollin8754]

Same!!

[@jonasborupbak4929]

Hell yeah broder!

[@raymondbulte3891]

unfortunately i’m american but i claim your energy

[@deityskill5435]

it’s so funny watching the world react to John Dillermand. I’m so proud to be Danish too 😂

[@ImaXXeatXXyeh]

Our people living up to our reputation

[@Koijn2K]

People hate on this, but it actually have some great messages about stuff like taking responsibility

[@florian9540]

are ppl rly hating it? Idk, but it seems it just caused confusion, especially the US. But i think it is viewed as harmless in Europe.

[@Koijn2K]

@@florian9540 Yeah the US is def more conservative about this kinda stuff and most people here in Denmark just thought it was funny and didnt really care, but i still heard quite a few people saying it was dangerous for kids to watch.

[@tornadodee148]

@@Koijn2K ahh yes the US with their usual " *GASP* HIDE YOUR CHILDREN " censorship energy XD. we Canadians unfortunately, arent as far ahead of them, progressively speaking, as people think we are.

[@thefridge7335]

@@florian9540 not all Europeans are like this..

[@anitachamberlain3391]

America censoring the Paw Patrol puppy has a whole new light after this.

[@doughnutsprinks]

The intro for the cartoon sounds like a straight up South Park parody

[@SmeIIyRat]

Where's Wally escalated quickly

[@dr.rubbertail5407]

Where's Wally: Adults Magazine Edition

[@HeatherHolt]

Or Where’s Wallys Willy I guess would be more apropro

[@Jdsteele96]

"Wally" eh? Someone's overseas from me 😝

[@JewishFrog]

"This film expresses the erroneous worldview towards the meta-wrongness often attributed to disestablishmentarism as applied to figments of expressions of idealistic piques of rage contained in imperialist fobbings." ~ Movie Bob's Sweaty Crevice

[@xxRAINA1xx]

The only thing I can imagine while looking at this is the rule 34 and the people that are going to cosplay as him. Or the people that are going to have to dress as him for kids birthday parties this can go so wrong so fast.

[@mikkelpoulsen2391]

yoooo I'm from denmark and I know this show. It's actually pretty damn funny

[@nomdeplume2213]

Yeah but kids shouldn't be watching that shit lol i feel sorry for denmark in 20 yrs when these kids grow up

[@lisafollin8754]

@@nomdeplume2213 why shouldn't they watch it?

[@guitar_jero]

​@@nomdeplume2213 They're gonna be fine jeez

[@abandonedmuse]

Humor is so subjective and this show proves that.

[@abandonedmuse]

@@nomdeplume2213 I dont think kids see it the same way adults do. So it's probably funny for them. It's just subjective.

[@MaxPower-js1sk]

That was fantastic. We Europeans have a different sense of humour.

[@dimitristsekeris1821]

No we don't! I am utterly shocked!

[@MaxPower-js1sk]

@@dimitristsekeris1821 The show is European. The American seemed to be having a hard time understanding that the show exists perhaps down in the Mediterranean area things are different from the North?

[@dimitristsekeris1821]

@@MaxPower-js1sk Maybe. Greece is certainly not as progressive as Denmark.

[@MaxPower-js1sk]

@@dimitristsekeris1821 Really? I have never been to Greece. My cousins used to go there for vacations. I had a girlfriend from Athens and she gave me the impression that Greece was progressive, which was the opposite of what I thought. I live in Australia now, and there are a lot of Greek people here.

[@onetwo-in4mh]

Name one European comedy that gets international acclaim. I'll wait.

[@Purplethingyt]

I guess sexual things aren't taboo in Denmark like which probably explains the low std rate there, but still kinda odd. Maybe it's just the way I've been raised

[@Sammytheflaaffyfan]

Ey. Nice pfp.

[@TheLexusKitsune]

Not even the Japanese would go this far

[@shirleymaemattthews4862]

And the Japanese make some really REALLY Weird stuff! But even this IS TOO FRICKIN FAR!

[@gingy30]

Fun for the whole family

[@goffmars]

Common guys have some empathy, this is a day in the life of long schlong John, he's a person too.

[@lucascyr98]

And I thought Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo was a weird take on the whole "unusual body part acts as a tentacle" thing...

[@simloverfever]

Danish is such a weird language that even the producers did not understand each other and made this

[@livingcheese2910]

New MCU hero looks great here.

[@soulmechanics7946]

Three months..? For under ten minutes? You guys had better not be losing steam on us. You cannot let this channel drown.

[@redwolf92]

its just Denmark's *Marsupilami*

[@CallofFreaky]

i forgot about this, died out pretty quick

[@OguzDemirelli]

Man the makers of the show must have some insanity to even pitch that idea to the tv station.is it weird I wanna watch more of it?

[@Koijn2K]

If you think this is bad you should check out the danish movie "Terkel in trouble". I dont wanna spoil it but that movie is very offensive and it was originally rated safe for all ages here, but not recommended for kids under 7.

[@anitachamberlain3391]

I'm scared to.

[@sawk1875]

My dad showed me this cartoon around the time caillou was cancelled and we were laughing our asses off

[@user-bq2ej4ge8f]

LOOOOONG LOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAN

[@shannonhill5676]

John Dillerman reminds me of Where's Waldo. I mean his look strongly resembles him.

[@daronlemke8198]

Why am I so horrified that this exist

[@janospanos9031]

Happy Sooktober💀

[@krisz9976]

Finally Love Sausage has his own series

[@sintalento2627]

Wait for the john dillerman cosplays

[@dogmeet]

I remember seeing this on the stream, very good video haha

[@NandaWam]

"The amazing bulk" You guys should absolutely check that movie

[@Gatorade69]

That movie isn't even worth checking out. It's not funny bad, It's just bad bad.

[@KasperAS83]

@@Gatorade69 Agreed. I watched it for laughs but it's really not funny, just bad. So much random stock footage you would think it was funny but it isn't. Don't waste your time. Or do if you really like your time wasted.

[@Gatorade69]

@@KasperAS83 Yeah, a friend made me watch it cause I forced him to watch Hard ticket to Hawaii. I would recommend watching Red Letter Media watch it on Best of the Worst as they are more enjoyable than the film.

[@p3krwood]

What is even happening in Denmark

[@DecayDragon]

go go gadget extendocock

[@selenarivas436]

I just got out of jail n i missed your guys' videos so much man

[@poppamic]

One of the funniest things I ever did see 🤣

[@JessTheory]

I tune in for the handsome dudes but stay for the unholy content lol well done gents

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

Why do I feel the need to call Olivia Benson from SVU

[@Inuyasha3391]

That carpetbagger is running around again

[@Gustavo9831_Official]

As a true danish person it is normal to walk dogs with your coc

[@thesneakyslothh5550]

Tbf, Denmark is known for our fucked humor, goes for commedy and satire but over all we have no chill lol. If its funny its funny lol

[@RighteousRage]

Ya, and that would be totally understandable of this was aimed at adults. If you tell me it IS aimed at adults then fine, no problem. But if this is aimed at young kids you people have some deeper issues.

[@thesneakyslothh5550]

@@RighteousRage Tbh its not sexual in any way, and Denmark is not as small minded as alot of other countries. Theres nothing wrong with a show like this, its harmless and stupid, but its not corrupting the kids lol.

[@_viken]

@@RighteousRage Maybe we should stop sexualizing comedies from other cultures? I don’t know man, you’re not Danish so unless they are promoting mass murder I don’t see why your opinion should matter.

[@RighteousRage]

@@thesneakyslothh5550 Ah yes the classical excuse for showing perverted nonsense to children "we're just open minded".

[@RighteousRage]

@@_viken "so unless they are promoting mass murder" That's your cut off? Mass murder? Anything short of that is ok in your book? Sorry but I don't see why YOUR opinion should matter.

[@joemomma6317]

Well this should be.... interesting?

[@staranise2162]

I heard that Denmark is actually very sexually liberal

[@radiozoa]

CBT: the show

[@ink535]

Lol

[@markschull5096]

They finally made a show about me

[@ink535]

Stop the cap

[@Sophia-vk5bq]

Oh no.

[@Ikibrii]

It's a great show!

[@akayyalcin]

The boys herogasm shows uus how horrifying this would be in real life.

[@Lippy01]

How is Elvis even questioning this. He watched the 92 space movie for fuck sake.

[@pogtrexboy]

See this is why I don’t affiliate with Danes

[@happyyface66]

This so bad that rule34 cant even

[@frogzillatheki11a007]

I wanna be like him one day

[@johnodei618]

0:42 what show or film in this toy story for adults? Thanks

[@noribat2032]

unacceptable and horrifying

[@_viken]

Clever show with writing that’s better than most Cartoon Network shows, idk man seems fine to me.

[@larsfb7666]

you guys just don't understand us from denmark. sad.

[@nomdeplume2213]

Yeah Denmarks definitely contributing to the world with this shitty as show 😒

[@Koijn2K]

@@nomdeplume2213 can you explain why this is shitty? What problems does it cause?

[@danesqualitycontent8991]

@@nomdeplume2213 calm down jeez

[@Empus_king_of_the_damned]

Funny, i make vacation in denmark rn

[@rreed8538]

Some Danish dude saw that one guy from The Boys and made a show about him

[@sunnivamhagatun]

wtf denmark

[@robbycooper6787]

What's the rating

[@Jakepearl13]

I dodged the draft

[@kilgoretrout9725]

OOOHHHYYYEEEAAAHHH!!! 😃

[@herbalhealer3073]

Wagwino my bambinos

[@Padster911]

Sådan Danmark wuuuuuuh, we’ve aired far worse things on tv

[@_ANDRE.]

I mean look im all for showing somewhat older children stuff they shouldnt really see, as long as its not too much and they can take it. Like horror stuff, or more "adult" games like shooters and such. But sexual stuff is kinda i dont know. The show seems to be censored and over the top cartoony, but its still feels weird. But eh prolly isnt that bad but it still feels weird.

[@McCammalot]

In Denmark, and a lot of Europe, they would much rather show sexual stuff than murder and horror, which will often be restricted. "Doom" got rated 18 years and over in the UK.

[@McCammalot]

🤦🏽‍♀️ Sorry, not "Doom." "Dredd" with Lena Headey and Karl Urban

[@_ANDRE.]

@@McCammalot I live in Germany. The censorship is pure bs if its about violence and such. The first Dying Light for example never legally released in Germany. Also nearly everything about Nazis is censored. I hate censorship in all its forms. So even tho i think the show is stupid and maybe not 100% ok for children its existence is ok. But yeah its weird, sexual stuff doesnt get censored that much, but violence is not ok.

[@rigel9228]

@@_ANDRE. It was censored but they changed it because germany now views video games as an artform.

[@m00k61]

Was the end a bit of self awareness?

[@anthonymaley6440]

idk why but the intro to your videos is always like 20x's louder than the rest of the video

[@Bahlinka]

YES! almost all youtube videos are like this and its fucking annoying!!!!

[@kharnsagara]

The intro reminds me of CatDog

[@slobbieboy8309]

Who green lit this bruh

[@_viken]

Whoever did it, we should praise them.

[@meteyuzbas6936]

ofc its danish 😭

[@badlilkitty96]

why did i think you guys were like the same person? lmao

[@maemeebee]

AHH I WAS FIRST ♡ LOVE YOU GUYS

[@KingOfGaymes]

I know it was European the second I saw it

[@casper6405]

This is the reason why we think we're better then everybody

[@thefridge7335]

No no no only western Europe is like that not all of us are crazy lmao

[@_viken]

@@thefridge7335 Nah Eastern Europe is full of dictatorships. This cartoon is better than most modern American kids shows so I’d rather watch it.

[@bloodycoffee9293]

I'm so jealous of the kids today, I wish I had shows like this in my childhood memory.

[@swaysway1702]

Uncle grandpa really has went downhill huh?

[@absolutebackfire191]

Deviously based

[@DarwinskiYT]

I’ve heard about this before The Danish sure are bizarre

[@Synthia17]

This is supposed to be for kids but it's gonna be watched mostly by adults, sounds like a brilliant marketing

[@joekinnear4671]

This is the funniest shit.

[@prestonalldredge4242]

Its happy tree freinds all over again

[@chennychenny]

Im German and I'm like 99% sure I watched this on TV when I was a kid

[@_viken]

You probably recognize the clay animation style from a lot of older European kids shows. America had a show with clay-ish style scenery called Mr. Rogers Neighborhood or something along those lines.

[@chennychenny]

@@_viken I did some research and found out that I actually just watched another KZbinr do a video on this show and for some reason my brain saved that as kind of childhood memory lol

[@GlitterGum]

SOMEONE TELL ME THIS IS A HOAX

[@jimmyredd]

When the Danish Board of Children's Programming optioned my life story, this is not what I had in mind!

[@ImLoupz]

AugustTheDuck is stealing your conteeeeeeent go peeeeeeeep it. Many videos you guys have made he also did a video on not too long after you guys. Please check him on it I wanna see it so bad

[@coldhelix4161]

another reason to hate on the Danes.. - a Swede

[@6xbryccex202]

These are the kind of educational shows we need here in America 🇺🇸

[@Eucster]

Hi

[@officialkiadimundi4319]

Hi

[@ilovewingstopandcanes]

hi

[@d3mxn572]

hi

[@janospanos9031]

Hi

[@ryoma107]

Hi

[@kabirdas2786]

It’s very European.

[@LeNomEstYves]

First you say "This was brought to my attention on stream" but later you say "I randomly stumbled across this weeks ago". I don't give a shit either way, but why lie

[@MadLover4690]

Couldn't it be a few weeks ago on his stream? Both statements could be true.

[@KingOfGaymes]

These statements aren’t mutually exclusive, it could’ve been randomly mentioned on his stream

[@corporatebillionaire824]

Must be a sick country.

[@danesqualitycontent8991]

Wrong. Denmark has a 3% depression rate

[@_viken]

Denmark is actually very happy and one of the best rated countries to live in. This show is clever and because the Danish live in a different culture, you shouldn’t insult them.

[@nomdeplume2213]

In 20 yrs when denmark cant figure out why the young adults are so awful lets remind them of this lol

[@lisafollin8754]

I just don't get all your hateful comments?! How does watching this at 3-5 years old make you awful?

[@karkonite]

First comment🤙🏻

[@noirweiss]

Makes me ashamed to be Danish

[@_viken]

This is Danish pride right here.

[@bobbyhill6828]

Hey look up Elvis and Bionics feelings on using the no no word 4-5 years ago. Unsubscribed. If you don't want to be cancelled fine but don't act like you're above everyone else you hypocrite.

[@DanishCowboy]

When I clicked on this video had 666 views

[@thealarm7057]

Idk but your guys's intro has been loud as fuck for a while... Like not funny loud :/ Muted for the first 5 seconds loud.

[@qqLucaqq]

Americans just dont get our European humor

[@Dec.H]

Gotta be the worst reaction channel on youtube its only got people watching as theyre main channels are entertaining