These Two Are Pathetic

[@michaelh13]

To start an OF, Pyro doesn't need makeup, he needs a haircut

[@dermegger7733]

"OnlySlop"

[@southernstargazer2006]

How the fuck do pyro fans manage to get unfunnier with every single comment? Like we get it, haha, pyro has a bad haircut, you don’t gotta say it, because literally fucking everybody has said it before. Like just make a comment about the video for once, goddamn.

[@thelostodst1664]

@@southernstargazer2006 I mean.... I think its pretty funny, and he does too, have you seen him? he feeds into it

[@southernstargazer2006]

@@thelostodst1664 I mean pyro might be alright with it but that’s cause he’s making good money from children who can’t do anything but spew the same insults. It’s so annoying when I go to the comments for some type of fucking discussion, even if it’s something stupid, it would at least be better than these kind of comments because they contribute nothing to the video and they’re just like farming. It’s the same damn insult and not only is it rude, but it takes away from the video.

[@thelostodst1664]

@@southernstargazer2006 most passive Pyro viewer.

[@AyushiBoi]

Gay incest slop, thank you for covering this pyro

[@prodkilltec]

dawg 😂

[@redline841]

Gay slop

[@mimikyube]

​@@redline841glop

[@Yugga_Bubba]

@@redline841 hate those people

[@catgirl2052]

I’m a boy kisser I like kissing boys cute ill boy :3 (I’m lesbian)

[@MixerElixer]

Yep, Dolan and Pyro's fight truly is pathetic

[@some_body]

Was expecting this comment lol

[@PocksDW]

His hair is almost as pathetic as the fight.

[@ChArLiE-1chaz9]

3.7/10

[@edubot123]

@@some_body how tf did your reply come out before the comment was posted? (according to my CURRENT youtube page)

[@kadoharp]

@@edubot123yeah wtf 😅

[@Jinxonxanax]

thx pyro for crossdressing, now I'm 100% sure I'm straight

[@derdude6214]

It made me even gayer than before

[@nigma6942]

ong bro smash frrr

[@7ADR]

yeah straight up hard for him

[@nigma6942]

@@7ADRIM HARD FOR HIM

[@GuyPerson-jt9tv]

Bro, you can be gay, just don't be gay with your brother lmao

[@chidubemanukwu]

Fax

[@TylerMarkRichardson]

In Alabama its the other way around

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

exactly

[@thelocalcrusader9522]

I saw a video of a guy calling them the "incest boys" I thought "yeah that's a good insult to call them" Now I see

[@windowstechsupport3562]

I think that was N30N

[@sj3614]

They went from "Island boys" to "The Islands have eyes"

[@vidzorko4492]

😬

[@Sir_mike_myers]

💀💀💀

[@mustcomplete]

underrated 💀

[@The-Man-On-The-Mountain]

Just when I thought I had seen the peak of degeneracy, just when I saw that little glimpse of optimism because it couldn't be worse, this society surprises me again.

[@shinji2898]

Average LA Citizen: -Will commit incest for clout

[@doug9779]

We truly live in a society

[@bigsmoke6675]

Man who thought had no hope left loses additional bit of hope he didn't even know he had

[@araamahasla555]

You really think this is degenerate? Bruh.

[@ForgeReaper]

@@araamahasla555if this isn’t degenerate, what is?

[@scoutforlife1356]

Hearing Pyro finally admit this about himself is really heartwarming

[@Subpar1O1]

So glad he finally came out as multiple people, so proud of him

[@theloathsomedungeater5268]

3.2/10

[@stefman3553]

Most original comment on a pyro video

[@scoutforlife1356]

@@stefman3553if you get to the trough early enough, you can become the slop

[@prxbhav_rizzfr]

Good to see Pyro confirm that both him and his barber are pathetic after all.

[@Vross_MKII]

2.9/10

[@Pinkgobi]

Pyro fans find a second joke challenge

[@vidzorko4492]

Anime pfp+unoriginal+commenting for likes

[@prxbhav_rizzfr]

@@vidzorko4492 drawing my brother made when he was young + original comment don't pull stuff out of your ass + everyone comments for likes and likes only

[@JakeBone]

"one time is funny two times is fucking annoying"

[@ToasterBrains13]

I am so proud of you Pyro! It’s so amazing that Dolan said yes to the ring!

[@bag.7322]

I'll be honest, Pyro can pull off the female look very very well.

[@hv4329]

Yeah, I'd break his back 😩

[@thundahcrash6827]

Indeed…almost too well..

[@jackstoker6953]

Smash ?

[@KrimsonKattYT]

Anyone can pass as a girl with good makeup skill and not being fat. Pyro is skinny and has a GF who's really good with makeup. Him looking good as a girl is basically a given.

[@ricohartmann5153]

@@jackstoker6953Without hesitation

[@sole5650]

So happy to hear about Pyro's barber's dark secrets.

[@kim98677]

Bro I can't. I've never seen someone get bullied this consistently 😭 I cant Imagine what pyros live chat looks like

[@Freewavez808s]

It’s worse

[@mrduck1490]

Well at least the bullying slows down whenever something sad and serious pops up.

[@clyne8835]

It's like being on fucking omaha beach on D Day

[@occialked1798]

Finally, Pyro talks about how pathetic his haircuts actually are

[@somedude9900]

watch the fucking video kid

[@STR0SITY]

You can hate Pyro all you want, but at least he punches up.

[@XavierHyena]

Unless he's fighting with Charlie (penguinz0)

[@demonking41-l8j]

@@XavierHyena Then it's punching sideways, you're right.

[@MountainSoftware1984]

To me, this feels more like him wanting the positive publicity that comes with coming out as gay. Since they have had a lot of negative publicity recently, he probably expected this to bring people to his side, but it didn’t go as he expected

[@joutakujo9773]

Okay, but genuinely you looked great in those cosplays.

[@KrimsonKattYT]

Agreed fem Pyro is extremely hot I wouldn't mind if Pyro was always a girl. Pyracynical?

[@jamsya493]

awooga

[@magnesjberg24]

Him saying its not fetish related is the biggest cope of the year

[@eveyrhting]

@@KrimsonKattYTwhat the actual fuck man

[@medicfdumbo]

@@magnesjberg24 Yea its cope

[@eugenech.2450]

4:01 "Why did I freeze there" is the funniest moment

[@derp4coffee]

4:13 Senior citizen moment.

[@Saymaven]

The editor deserves a raise

[@demonking86420]

>comes out as gay after questionable action Ahh the Spacey card

[@SoulCider]

Honestly, Pyros hair is just barely better then what the island boys have, good on Pyros barber for not giving him the island look

[@toula6312]

Finally some good fucking credit

[@derrickwhipp1613]

Yea they give him the Sunday lesbian

[@dudemp4]

0:31 twerking jumpscare

[@HitachiTRQ-225]

2:23 lord please have mercy for this degenerate soul

[@denjis_left_nut]

THAT ISN'T MARZIA OR AM I TRIPPING?

[@apollyon2018]

​@@denjis_left_nutof course it is Marzia

[@selfware4335]

Pyros new editor is a menace

[@miguelvale756]

They're doing this because they realised they aren't relevant anymore, the faster we ignore them, the faster they can stop kissing each other for attention. With that said, keep talking about it.

[@bananabed9492]

3:49 showing leg on video, death sentance

[@killherqueen]

definitely wiggling his toes

[@apollyon2018]

​@@killherqueentwo death sentences

[@DrDementia]

This video made me uncontrollably evacuate my bowels

[@chaserplays000]

Oh dear

[@Pandolcee]

Pyro needs to get a job at a Japanese maid cafe

[@IMightBeZach0]

Editor kept the pause, hats off to them. 4:08

[@Wolf-f9]

2:24 that Ryuuko cosplay is makin me feel some sorta way

[@Molten546]

Thank you pyro for this 10/10 daily slop

[@TeaBroski]

That's the best definition anyone could come off with

[@10500042]

Well, of course they don't know what a "bad look" looks like. Look at the tats they thought were a "good look"

[@Longshanks1690]

2:35 …Editor, explain thyself. 🤨🤨🤨

[@S4leaguer999]

Regular slop now upgraded to gae slop

[@Drewfy100]

I'm glad that whatever Pyro talks about in the daily slop I almost have zero clue on what he's talking about. I love ignoring TikTok culture and will continue to do so.

[@apnapalm]

1:15 dont worry pyro, im bisexual and i have no issue with this. i think gay jokes (for the most part) are hilarious edit: and i know you are not making gay jokes, im just saying if you were, most likely i would be fine with it. there is a line ofc, but most people dont cross it, certaintly not you

[@99mage99]

As a fellow bisexual, we're living the best of both worlds Hannah Montana style, the jokes will never truly be about us. So of course gay jokes are funny, because we're only like 50% gay with a 50% margin for error on any given day.

[@LightBoltDash]

​@@99mage99best of what worlds lmao

[@99mage99]

@@LightBoltDash I'm genuinely concerned that you don't get the joke. Are you okay? Bisexual means attraction to men and women. Hannah Montana did a song called "The Best of Both Worlds". The joke is that being bisexual is you get the best of both the straight world and gay world.

[@derdude6214]

There is a difference between gay jokes and homophobic ones. There is a Dave Chappelle bit where he basically just screams "faggot" across the stage and tries to justify it. That's simply not funny unless you're 12 years old and in a COD lobby.

[@XavierHyena]

Pyro is definitely bi as proven by his leaked chats. Besides, anyone can make LGBT+ or cultural jokes as long as it's obviously not mean-spirited.

[@8itesize]

fighting for that Sneakylol collab

[@mementomori510]

The fastest description of Pyrocynical and PyroLive

[@KATinBLACK]

Incest baiting is one thing. It draws in a certain crowd that I may or may not be in. This is straight up incest. No way they’re just doing this for OF, they must’ve had thoughts like this long before and this is just an excuse to do it

[@ATLAS-cy4xi]

You can’t start off like that and then say what they’re doing is bad. You can’t have both in this instance

[@mightyx5441]

Ey, thats what happens in puberty but uhh....they kept that thought

[@KATinBLACK]

@ATLAS-cy4xi Yes I can. It's called drawing the line. Most people that bait aren't actually related or it's a joke like posing suggestively but never actually kissing or doing anything. This is real. It's too real for me so I'm just noped out

[@Bread-nx9fo]

Island boys and only fans are two words I wish I never heard in the same sentence.

[@dominicbeingsillyll]

They look like my books when I'm bored in class

[@EE-iv5ej]

Them: Gay Also them: Doing wincest-y things Alabamians: *confused screaming

[@EEWALLK]

Im so glad my little lesbian is addressing LGBT news

[@Areotide]

Femboy thigh Pyro is real

[@jamsya493]

😫

[@芦白龙]

For the record 'Gooning' is when you kiss the tip when looking at cosplay guys dressed as girls who are dressed as guys, and getting and then getting some of that salty treat in your mouth, 'Googing' = loving that Sodium Chloride+ NaCl+ Babbbbyyyyy

[@ChromaAqui]

4:10 Uhum.. yea, ok. We totally believing on that one, Mr. Pyro Incident.

[@Bed_Sheet_Ghost]

Nial McConnell was trying to explain why he dressed like a woman 💀

[@wylderiot]

Bro got the Ultimate Spider-Man cut 💀💀💀

[@zenlis1291]

I cringed so hard at 7:15 that i winced in pain after nearly tearing the muscles in my face apart.

[@Til_What]

I will only ever associate them with that meme about how they look like somebody raised sea-monkeys in monster energy. It's just too accurate.

[@cyberarcher]

honestly you posting images of you on instagram like that turns me o...... makes my day and makes me feel really confortable in my skin please do more :))

[@ryzokusovai292]

i swear Pyro is turning up to Insomnia as Leon from resident evil with that haircut

[@nilionth]

4:22 name? pls someone anyone

[@Richtofen]

4:15 you DO NOT fool me pyro LMAO

[@miskakoskinen9039]

1:20 knew it, pyro hates gays.

[@notnobody4875]

In the cameo gooning means to play with yourself for a long amount of time without climaxing, now give me my million dollars

[@fendviyo]

The cold ones cameo was fucking gold😂

[@nickreyes8366]

Glad you finally got out a video before critikal

[@lonestar125]

devastated to hear that despite being 2, pyros barbers still haven't managed to fix his disastrous hair

[@DaveCrosshaw]

it's the cancer brothers all over again, but instead of cancer it's just gay

[@snowi9585]

So glad to see Pyro finally came out about Dolan

[@UntrackedEndorphins]

"I'm straight" -> *I'm gay, but I'm a top I swear* -> "so guys"

[@Jimenez69]

It was memorable that pyro came out of the closet and started an OF with Dolan, he's like that. Fr. We support him because we feel him. He likes men, and it's just it is what it is. he's on top at the end of the day

[@shuouma7120]

4:08 I'LL CLAP, I'LL CLAP, I SWEAR I'LL CLAP

[@joshsg6525]

Goon is wine in a sack. Cheap and nasty, fucks you up.

[@magnesjberg24]

Pyro saying his crossdressing is not fetish linked is the biggest cope of the year.

[@mohit7636]

bruh the island boys look like a public restroom, like god damn what drives someone to cover their entire body in tattoos

[@SkyTheStarhero]

Oh my god Pyro your fanbase are BOTS NOW LMAO

[@wickermind6668]

Pyro really tryna rock the Leon Kennedy cut thinking it works (it doesn't).

[@garyflaherty6495]

Its so great that pyro has addressed his situation with his horrific hair, im so glad that hes going bald.

[@dashingmlg601]

W comment

[@kay8942]

thanks for the daily slop pyro

[@jamsya493]

he loves money🤑

[@racoonwithrabies]

4:46 knee accident ? wth is that

[@apollyon2018]

British anatomy

[@Genasidal]

4:15 - Pyro be like "processing 🧢, processing 🧢"

[@ThatsSomeArtist]

So happy to see pyro finally exposing his barbers

[@TimeMovie93150]

pyro in cosplay though goddamn......

[@one_1111]

I guarantee that Pyro dresses up in women's clothing is because he has a kink other than inflated furries

[@blindmown]

It's a harmless kink, who cares.

[@alfalldoot6715]

​@@blindmownIt's easy to make fun of

[@Michal-je1hx]

No matter what orientation they are, incest is incest for god's sake

[@tokai5390]

Honestly the island boys being gay makes sense

[@AquaticNebula]

They want to be the Da Vinki Brothers so bad

[@bread6325]

Well done Pyro you hair looks good

[@homosexualshampoo]

i love how pyro just kicks his feet up and just chats on this channel

[@8-bitter]

You got David Hayter rejecting Pyro for either Pewdiepie or the word based, but then he meets up with vinesauce Vinny live, telling him to squeeze his hog. So glad David knows who to talk to and who to avoid.

[@passionateerrors]

These guys feel like the manifestation of 2017. But the bad times.

[@maxvogt3515]

Glad Pyro admitted this about himself and his barber

[@hypergu]

I swear to god my entertainment is the comments absolutely destroying pyro and not the video

[@SVTDI]

Yeah Pyro got a crossdressing fetish that pause is a tell.

[@HydrochloricAcid16]

It's not even been 10 minutes and this comment section is already full of children.

[@Гарик-Рубленое-Мясо]

full of semen

[@jamsya493]

@@Гарик-Рубленое-Мясоkum

[@Willow_Pillow__EN-VTuber]

Pyro and his twin are at it again

[@ysciao]

omg big poo hiii

[@Willow_Pillow__EN-VTuber]

@@ysciao omg himeno hiii

[@ysciao]

@@Willow_Pillow__EN-VTuber omg hiiiii

[@The_Mobile_Jockey]

"that ain't got no monayy..yy .y.yy" *intense lag for a second*

[@Adam-zh4hm]

0:37 it's so cringe that whenever you talk about gay or trans people, you have to proclaim that you're absolutely fine with it. You don't have to mate

[@Flokcher]

He said who cares. And who does really?

[@Adam-zh4hm]

@@Flokcher That's my point. He didn't have to say it but every time he thinks he has to proclaim his allegiance. It's cringe and unnecessary

[@actualnotanewbie]

Fun fact: I started following the Island Boys before they blew up, when they were starting drama with other Instagram users and getting in trouble with real gang members, the KZbin channel IG Live Drama still has their old IG lives lol

[@deddmeme]

Still less weirder then you pyro

[@mr.nonexistent9303]

bro looks like Gordon Ramsey ☠️☠️

[@blessedfetus]

I love it when pyro actually puts a thumbnail , it’s also great to see a title that isn’t TOO ambiguous so I can verify slop before clicking. Stop with the cringe clickbait pls

[@easypete975]

The titles that explain nothing forcing you to watch to understand what its about. click bait 100%

[@SalveASMR]

I mean, you clicked on it...

[@blessedfetus]

@@SalveASMR exactly ….. I clicked on this one but I don’t watch the shameless ambiguous clickbait ones

[@easypete975]

@@SalveASMR go do some asmr queer

[@CaptainEdMercer]

The island boys made a music video way before the island boy song, and in the intro they both are literally eating ass side by side next to eachother. I forgot the song name but if it's still up just search island boys music videos and you'll find it. This was years ago. So I've known they were kind of weird for a long time. I believe they're either gay or at least bisexual aswell as incestuous. There is a rumor tho that they aren't biological brothers, just life long childhood friends.

[@alen4704]

So happy to know that Pyro is finally exposing his barber's dark secrets

[@stasis760]

just in time for slop

[@pooper971]

Nice to know pyro is self-aware for how pathetic his haircut is