Furby dramas and other twisted toy tales

[@davonmulder8458]

You look like a kidnapped business man that has gambled his life away... Love it

[@UrFavGothChick]

this is my new aesthetic

[@Plagolago64]

Ahahahaha

[@smugumin3448]

All you need to make it more accurate is the tie being slightly undone

[@nonosquarejpeg]

Brutal.

[@retrobonez]

Squid game

[@lydtoons2075]

The way Matt just cringes when his Furby starts speaking is both concerning and hilarious to me

[@BatsBeyondStar]

can't wait for THAT to be animated

[@buhbruhh]

@@BatsBeyondStar thank you for blessing me star shooter

[@RandomPerson-bx9ix]

Why does this have 1.4K likes and 2 replies

[@buhbruhh]

@@RandomPerson-bx9ix thats what i was thinking

[@lydtoons2075]

@@RandomPerson-bx9ix I honestly don't know-

[@flamingdog9207]

"Choose a weapon!" Man, these old toys were way ahead of their time, they even know the environment of the modern day and adapt to it!

[@nextgeneration6898]

Hmmm let's see.... A flamethrower

[@fireispog3417]

Ohh... I'll choose a nuke

[@thebetaman]

Anti Material Rifle

[@pcjqjwe1122]

I choose Asteroid

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@fireispog3417 I’m sorry you are not level 100 you can use glock ak47 or gernades (5)

[@somethingidkwhatimdoing]

For anybody who was confused about 7:50, he said he lived in a 1 story house, meaning he couldn’t experience the fun of making his slinky tumble down the stairs.

[@NoGoatsNoGlory.]

I live in a one story house, but we have this thing called a basement

[@maddieb.4282]

@@NoGoatsNoGlory. this is the perfect opportunity to say “who asked?”

[@NoGoatsNoGlory.]

@@maddieb.4282 to who? Me!?!? That doesn't make sense. While indeed no one asked, I was giving important information that just because a house is one story, that doesn't mean it is devoid of stairs.

[@itzmedb8290]

Considering it was plastic, in my experience with plastic slinkies normal size and the tiny ones, it would not have tumbled.

[@KimJongUnnie]

@@NoGoatsNoGlory.obviously their house was

[@GwenSpanner]

I used to have an leprechaun that would play some Irish folk song when you pressed it's stomach. One time I put it through the wash, it got all distorted and weird. The last furby video inspired me to find it and perform some experiments, but after the dissection I made a terrifying discovery: it doesn't have a voicebox, it's insides were just stuffing, which has now made me far more scared of it

[@hl5217]

Tip: move to a different universe if you wish to survive

[@glitzarprincess627]

Burn it!

[@aceeighteyed2820]

good luck lmao

[@luluwohoo]

you (or your family member) probably took it off after it broke and you don't remember it

[@GwenSpanner]

@@luluwohoo shh, its more fun if you don't try to rationalise it, also the only person who would likely have done that is my mum, and she said that she hadn't

[@ACastillo_]

Aw how cute Matt has a friend. *Sleep with one eye open.*

[@analogVulpine]

GRIPPING YOUR PILLOW TIGHT Exit light Enter night Take my hand We're off to Never-, Neverland

[@lorifischer6885]

Hold your pillow Tight..

[@silliercrayon9588]

GRIPPING YOUR PILLOW TIGHT

[@thatman8562]

@@silliercrayon9588; EXIT LIGHT

[@ericspecullaas2841]

Thought I saw it under your bed...... sleep tight

[@biggizmo5771]

My mom referred to herself as The grandmother of me and my brothers Furbies. One day she told us that she came in the house and heard one of our Furbies say “grandma?” In response to hearing her voice. At the time it seemed like a funny wholesome thing. In hindsight however, if that actually did happen and she wasn’t just telling us that because we were kids, That’s fucking terrifying.

[@kyrauniversal]

not really. Isn't it supposed to learn English like that? It's more like how someone treats a pet, honestly. The only off thing is it being you And your brothers'.

[@biggizmo5771]

@@kyrauniversal I suppose you’re right. Though, the implication the Furbies can distinguish between individual humans (based on the voice alone no less) is unsettling to me whether it’s an intended feature or not.

[@khunt5336]

@@biggizmo5771 They're not exactly right. They don't 'learn' English, not by listening; they're pre-programmed with certain words that they begin to say more often as you play with them. Grandma isn't one of those words either, as far as I know.

[@biggizmo5771]

@@khunt5336 Well damn

[@hypnosisguy]

@@biggizmo5771 objective: *survive*

[@GiyuuSIMP101]

I have a Furby, hasn't had batteries in it for years but every time I walk past the cupboard I hear it shout "WAKEY WAKEY IT'S TIME FOR EGGS AND BAKEY!"

[@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer]

Then your furby was extra cursed because that isn't one of the pre-set dialogues they can have. Yeah yeah, I'm a huge fury nerd . . lol

[@GiyuuSIMP101]

@@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer *excuse me!?*

[@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer]

@@GiyuuSIMP101 If you search 'All 90s furby dialogue' the first result should be a list of all things a 90s furby can say from the official Furby wiki

[@GiyuuSIMP101]

@@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer how did it not *kill me!?*

[@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer]

@@GiyuuSIMP101 Because its a potato

[@DeliriousPersona]

we got stories, but i never thought we'd get DRAMAS. very cool.

[@thedailybrowser5951]

Furby Divorce, OH THE TENSION!

[@draake0619]

@@thedailybrowser5951 "why are you leaving me, I LOVE YOU!", Said the annoying boy Furby, "Why!? It's because you always scream "WAAAAH!!" in the middle of the night, EVERY NIGHT!" Said the sleep deprived girl Firby. "PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME, I'LL DO ANYTHING!", "Anything?", "ANYTHING!". now that's the story on how a Firby got a carrot up his ass, very, very sad indeed.

[@thedailybrowser5951]

@@draake0619 sad? More like SELL IT FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, THATS WHAT I CALL COMEDY!

[@hadleygriffin44]

Next it'll be soap operas

[@draake0619]

@@thedailybrowser5951 why thank you kind sir.

[@supremeoverlordkrenner6160]

I love the way he cringes when the furby speaks. not like it's the most annoying thing of all time, but instead like it's holding his children captive and he is being forced to do things. Brilliantly made

[@experiment8351]

Probably what’s happening

[@orangegrey292]

Wow that’s what you look like 😮 I always thought he would be like 17 LOL

[@linainverse9369]

I thought its voice was cute

[@SarahJSweetheart]

His cat trying to shut the thing up after only being on for 30seconds is the most relatable thing ever.

[@ThemindofSimon.]

@@orangegrey292 WH- EXCUSE ME WHAT? WHO ARE U TALKING ABOUT- THE COMMENTER OR MATT-

[@Seal_Dev]

Part 4 anyone? Also: he actually brought a Furby. Fucking legend

[@bri_lala6960]

The fact that he is looking to sell it now is hilarious.

[@xandra475]

part 5?

[@leiacreates2264]

Part 6?

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

Nah, we need to be planning part 8

[@uhohmemebiggestboy212]

*PART ∞*

[@CuppaCoffeeCreme]

I used to have a Jessie toy that would yell “Yeehaw!” When you pulled the string on its back. After it was long forgotten in the bottom of the toy bin, I woke up to it screaming “YEET” Over and over

[@LiterallyAnimatic]

Yeet 💀

[@MyNaymIsSnek1526]

YEET

[@JalinaTheFox1]

Y E E T

[@soggy_tunasandwich]

YEET!

[@flammable_portable]

*Y E E T Y E E T Y E E T Y E E T*

[@bloodorange7428]

This series made me remember an old talking Santa plush that my family has. When you press his hand he’s supposed to say “Remember: the magic of Christmas, lies in your heart” but his batteries are almost dead and corroded from sitting in storage for God knows how many Christmases, so now he speaks in a low, garbled mess. But somehow, the part where he says “your heart” is still clear enough to make out, which makes it seem like the damn thing is asking for a blood sacrifice whenever you activate it

[@delicioustatertots988]

Dude you gotta record that, that sounds funny as hell

[@NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN]

*santa needs blood*

[@drizzyrizzle3095]

Who are we sacrificing today?

[@Vexxel256]

@@drizzyrizzle3095 “big sis is the obvious choice”

[@mainegameboy5670]

Wait I think I have that same plush

[@Dr.Bright17]

For some reason, I can’t stop imagining Matt TRAINED his cat to attack any Furbies immediately on sight judging from the intro

[@GeorgeIsRandom]

Lol

[@Ltwpe]

Lol

[@Qaptyl]

Lol

[@starryskies0]

Lol

[@Poki-_-]

The cat should’ve have a shirt with the words “furby destroyer”

[@jellyyrabbit]

Bamboo is well aware that that's a hellbeast, and he's trying to save you from your impending demise

[@amandapanda5087]

We love Bamboo

[@EdnaK728]

He's a cute little kitty

[@MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp]

That painful look on Matt's face when the Furby said it loved him, love it.

[@tomahawkunion7491]

I had a Furby once and when it ran out of battery(like everyone else's) started to make terrifying, demonic screeching noises. So my mum put it on a window ledge to just... well.. do nothing but occasionally it would sense movement and then let out the cries of a thousand souls. Anyway one day I had my friend over and when he went upstairs to go to the loo the furbies eyes and mouth jolted open and then let out the ear piercing yell of a choir of deatheaters. After his eardrums being burst he immediately ran ,practically jumped, all 13 stairs shouting at the top of his lungs: "LIN THERE'S A MONSTER OWL THAT TRIED TO EAT MEEEEEEEE." And it was only recently until he told me the furby said... iiIiII'mMmMM hHuNGrYy

[@jakegarrett8109]

Oh that made my day, thanks... After several awesome comments I was seriously laughing at this one for a solid 2 minutes trying to be silent at night. Pretty sure my neighbor thinks I'm either crying and muffling it with my pillow or being choked and having a seizure because that was too good!

[@tomahawkunion7491]

lol

[@mistyeyes204]

You guys are lucky with the no batteries and its still living kinda thing. All mine did was scream insults to me whenever i talked in a baby voice to it

[@4mb3rs1lly]

Wow Harry Potter reference.. I LOVE IT

[@glowingmarcy46]

wtf

[@vickaroonii]

My country is catholic, so by proxy my family is, too. When I was very young I got this small stuffed bear that was wearing pajamas, was on his knees, had his eyes closed, and was seemingly praying. It had the sticker of a heart on its belly, and when you pressed it you'd hear a recording of a male voice saying a prayer. Several years later I found it abandoned in my closet, the heart sticker practically ripped apart. I pressed its belly and out came the most disturbing screeching and whirring sound I've ever heard. Safe to say it was the complete opposite of a prayer.

[@jennyhochstetler1595]

S@tan found the voice box

[@furbymaster4239]

Hey my family is Protestant and every year my grandma would give me one of those bears, one of the lines of that prayer was if I should have died before I wake. My dad had to tell her to stop at one point, we all thought it was creepy for a children's toy to have that specific prayer.

[@vickaroonii]

Jeez, that *is* creepy! Here's the thing though, I believe the bear spoke in Spanish because that's my country's language- still though, I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who owned a religious bear at some point.

[@notaulgoodman9732]

Did you show it to your parents?

[@vickaroonii]

@@notaulgoodman9732 Nope. I just kinda forgot about it until we moved. Now that I think about it, the audio was really slowed down and distorted. I don't think they even remember the bear.

[@Sundjer_Bob_Kockalone]

More furby/toys stories = more laughter! Can’t wait to watch this!

[@snailcheeseyt]

118 likes already

[@snailcheeseyt]

hmmmmm

[@Cringinator4000]

Did you watch it?

[@Sundjer_Bob_Kockalone]

@@Cringinator4000 yep, like parts 1 and 2 and other Matt Rose videos, it was funny, Matt's voice makes it even more funny. I loved it

[@Cringinator4000]

@@Sundjer_Bob_Kockalone good

[@melodierose7034]

I have recently became obsessed with the 90s furbies, and how they work. I am in highschool. At 8:19, one of my furbies has does that same exact thing. Me and my mother (because I don't have any siblings) said it was, "having a seizure." It was really weird, because I sniffed the chest of it after we had taken the batteries out, and it smelled like someone had put a battery in a bonfire. Needless to say I was worried that it was gonna explode if I had kept the batteries in.

[@therealCrazyJake]

I think in the Toy Story universe, Furbies would be these mischievous rebel characters constantly breaking the rules of not revealing themselves to their owners, only the owners just think the toys are creepy demonic abominations, which I can imagine that the Furbies find absolutely hilarious!

[@alexisrhodes7248]

They're mischievous alright

[@I_also_like_sirens_hehe]

Toy story 5?

[@mr.jitterspam9552]

​@@I_also_like_sirens_hehe maybe...

[@theenderdestruction2362]

Until they get destroyed for their behavior

[@catbatrat1760]

That is PERFECT! XD

[@magicalgothgirl666]

When I was little, I had two animatronic twin dolls, one blonde and one brunette, that had sensors on the sides of their heads so it could resister when the other doll was near. This allowed them to "talk" to each other and go through their programmed responses, like saying rhymes together and childish bickering when you would feed them with the magnetic bottle and cereal it came with. One day I accidentally dropped the blonde and her head broke off beyond repair so I had to throw it away. The brunette would ask nonstop where her sister was and if she could talk to her when ever I would turn her on, making me feel guilty like I'd killed the other twin or something. I finally got rid of the brunette because I got so spooked.

[@weird_art_kid]

Aw that’s actually really sad-

[@angelam6470]

I'd probably throw it away too

[@iamyourrealfather2417]

That happened to me, but it was my sisters I broke her doll and still not guilty today (That thing scared the shit out of me, and my little bro)

[@jennifertelfer6837]

Oof-

[@taylorberry1735]

What were their names?

[@coolguy-wr3fh]

i cant believe i forgot about this story until the third installment of your series. my dad once bought my stepmom a pen as a joke. said pen had the face of pauly d from jersey shore plastered all over it. when you pressed the top of it, it would cycle through reciting various phrases spoken by pauly d in the actual show. my 9 y/o sister managed to jam the pen. i dont know how, nor do i know why, but she did. all i know is that the hellspawn of a pen proceeded to cry out, “don’t touch me, im tan! don’t touch me, i’m tan!” repeatedly. it wouldn’t stop. eventually, my dad got so pissed at it that he banged it on the table repeatedly while screaming at it, “go to hell!”. only then did it pipe down.

[@C_Films.]

That pen definitely had mental issues…

[@lorifischer6885]

I'm Dying LMAO

[@maverickREAL]

She touched it, despite its warnings that it was tan. Hubris.

[@jaredloveless]

My child had one of those Fisher Price dogs that plays games and helps kids learn. It could be turned on and off but if it was left on there was no way to tell, except... at one a.m. on the dot it would say "PEEKABOO, i SEE YOU!"

[@sapphanimates]

Apparently according to my dad, I used to have a FurReal Friend Puppy as a very young kid. One night he tried to sneak into the fridge at night to get a beer, and the toy dog activated. It started barking and chasing him. He swears that he almost shit his pants.

[@irishuisman1450]

that's one way to reduce alcohol intake xD

[@ashleybro6933]

my ADHD ass thought the fur real puppy was trying to get into the fridge 💀

[@nemmy-editz8653]

I had the big giant FurReal Friends dog, it was called Biscuit, and I have a vivid memory of me shoving a wii remote in it’s mouth while sitting on it’s back and making it “play” just dance, the paw that moved never worked ever again, it would make a weird whirring noise anytime you made it move, and the “microphone” that you made it do tricks with never worked either. All that over a 3 year old shaking a toy dogs head about. God I’m glad I never had a real dog at that age.

[@riverstyx7251]

@@ashleybro6933 you aren’t alone in that. I just thought “a toy puppy getting a beer, that’s new”

[@localchibigameuser9732]

@@ashleybro6933 same even though I dont hae adhd

[@EternalTheMandarinGoddess]

The fact that Furbies can pick up radio signals like they're Mangle from FNAF makes them even more horrifying.

[@newcinema4931]

Mangle is the second best animatronic

[@sayosweeti5757]

Was gonna ask what the best one was- then noticed your name had springtrap in it lol. Mangle was always my favorite.

[@yeet-ej8mj]

Yep

[@ISimp4FictionalAndEmoMen]

@@sayosweeti5757 omfg, when I was younger, I was a hardcore Foxy and Mangle shipper- It still haunts me to this day-

[@jeremimoore3270]

its not fnaf its fnaf 2

[@Z4n3yB01]

I think I can explain all of the stories where the Furbies had no batteries in them and they still turned on. So basically, there are these things called capacitors in electrical systems such as those that are in these types of toys. Capacitors are designed to make sure the system doesn’t get too much power from the batteries. However, in doing this, they hold some of that charge as well. So if the batteries are removed and the toy isn’t attempted to be used immediately afterwards, then the capacitors will still hold this charge. And as they age, they slowly release this charge, until eventually they get so old that they release all of their charge, without any input from the system at all, resulting in the horror stories of people removing the batteries, only to have their Furbies turn on a decade later, or sporatically if they were kept, and also why they sometimes don't turn on afterwards at all, even with batteries.

[@Imlaor25]

Or it is possessed by a demon.

[@zabunga]

Thanks for the explanation!

[@yikes_lazzy]

Sure.

[@shore_]

whatever you need to tell yourself buddy

[@AmbrosiusAmaimon]

I didn't know that, that's interesting! Thanks!

[@cureaura2023]

Ok, so I have 3 stories (in chronological order of when they happened) 1. When I was like 2 to 5 years old, I had this Kai-lan doll from the TV show on Nick JR that would talk when you pressed the button on her hands. Anyway at around 1 am my cat Owen (RIP) snuck in my room and pressed the button and I heard a distorted "Ni hAo, i'm kAi-lAn!" coming from my toy box. As you can imagine, this scared the sh*t out of me and I went crying. My parents regifted the doll at a garage sale sometime after that, and I kind of regret it, it's extremely rare now. Hope the new lucky owner likes Chinese demons. 2. Not a toy, but shortly after we moved to a new house, my father got an Amazon Alexa. One day, we were playing along with the Wheel of Fortune game show on television, screaming the answers out to the oblivious contestants, and Alexa suddenly turned on and was like "Sorry, I don't know that." *We didn't even say Alexa or anything close to it.* 3. I have these Diva Starz dolls named Summer and Nikki (I still keep them cuz I like to collect dolls from the late 90s - early 2000s) and at one point in the middle of the night one day before New Year's Eve 2022, they were in some sort of conversation about fashion or something like that. The switch was off on Summer's but on on Nikki's. I took out the batteries after that and they have never acted possessed again. Sorry this comment is a bit long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@aedenoleary]

The Echo _does_ misshear stuff.

[@Rizbobiz]

Alexa always mishears and picks up things,it’s annoying

[@escaped_cephalopod]

I mean, the Alexa just wanted to contribute?

[@MyNaymIsSnek1526]

My Echo alwaysss doesss that sssort of thing. At thisss point I’ve ssstarted jussst muting her mossst of the time.

[@escaped_cephalopod]

@@MyNaymIsSnek1526 mine’s voice is all staticky now

[@duckk4515]

respect to matt for saying all the spelling errors amazingly and also doing the furby voices incredibly well.

[@coffee-ouji]

idk how a furby voice is so i gotta trust him

[@Thescooped23]

Matt looks like he’s been awake for hours because of that furby

[@springboobsquirepin6121]

The Stuart Shittle in your profile picture makes me think you've seen his video about the movie.

[@Emyrkin]

I had a furby once. Lost it in a hospital while getting blood tests. Came back for my results the next day and one of the doctors have it back and said "this thing scared a patient so much that they started giving it food as they feared if they didn't it would hurt them" my mother looked mortified and put the furby ontop of her wardrobe. Last night she woke up to it screaming "WHERES MY FOOD" it has no batterys.

[@veronica3662]

-Possessed? Check!

[@-StorytellerShorts-]

I didn’t have a furry, but I had this thing called a Booba which was a furby from another Galaxy. One day, I unearthed it, and my brother pushed it down the stairs. Now it makes its voice lines, but it doesn’t move and you can hear electric gargling inside it.

[@B-zk9bt]

HELPP LMFAO💀💀 WHY DID YOU TAKE IT TO A HOSPITAL💀💀💀💀💀

[@Emyrkin]

at the time, I loved that furby. yesterday I actually sold it, I honestly hope its spirit moves on and stops creeping us out@@B-zk9bt

[@wolfsyncc]

@@B-zk9bt to unleash the beast

[@mightyandray7260]

1:16 he sounds like he’s doing a shrek impression when he says “hungry”.

[@Antifearn]

I love how Bamboo hops up next to the Furby at 0:33 and bites its butt. He is clearly trying to protect Matt from danger.

[@danieldanielaltest0]

Yes

[@egget9]

This is exactly what i thought

[@Gacha_gays]

Bamboo protecc, Bamboo attacc, but most importantly, Bamboo thinks Furby is snacc

[@alexisrhodes7248]

He's a cute little kitty

[@UndecidedASMR]

Good Bamboo

[@DimensionalDynamo]

The fact that you frequently cautiously glance at your furby like “please don’t sacrifice my kneecaps..” Really just says how everyone is collectively terrified of these hellspawns.

[@BrodieEaton]

Fun fact: Birthday cards that play music when you open them are terrifying 4 years later. I once opened one and it started making just plain awful electronic noises that vaguely resembled a bunch of fart sounds to the tune of happy birthday (the card was fart themed for some reason. I don't remember why; I only remember the trauma.) The worst part? It didn't turn off when I closed it. It kept playing horribly disturbing rhythmic fart sounds regardless of the amount of times I opened and closed it to turn it off. I just had to sit there and listen to a slowed down mess of audio for a minute until the "song" stopped.

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

Even when they didn't get screwed up, I always hated those things. Hated them ever since I was young. Imagine expecting a normal birthday card, then opening it and suddenly hearing an incredibly noisy, bit-crushed version of your favorite song. It sent me up the damn wall as a kid and i'm still a little unnerved by them now!

[@19TheFallen]

Depends on the card......For example, I've seen some videos on youtube of cards with songs like "Who let the dogs out?" or "You can fly!" The "Who let the dogs out" ones merely sound like a symphony of demons asking who let the dogs out. That one makes me laugh a bit! But the "You can fly!" ones are creepier......The lyrics sound like this "Think of all the joy you'll find! When you leave the world behind AND KISS YOUR FACE GOODBYE! YOU CAN DIE! YOU CAN DIE! YOU CAN DIE! DIE, DIE, DIE! YOU CAN DIE, DIE, DIE!" If that's not creepy......I dunno *what* is!

[@Bacony_Cakes]

Taco Bell simulator 2016.

[@Captain_Cashies]

@@Bacony_Cakes the true successor to cat simulator 2013

[@p1ntamin]

I remember this one time my friend got me one for my birthday. I explicitly remember him saying he tried killing the batteries on it but got lazy and instead advised me to repeatedly open and close it so it sounded like it said “ow”

[@UnknownWhispers401]

Oh god I remember having this baby doll and when I was 3 it was in my closet, crying in the middle of the night. Eventually, I got so sick of it balling it’s little plastic eyes out that I got up, grabbed it, went to the stairs and threw it down as if it was my worst enemy. I still laugh about it to this day, but I think something was haunting the thing.

[@Lieutenant_Matrix]

I’m glad this one actually brought some comedic value

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Only one word: Chucky

[@OneEdgyAngerSniper]

If we are doing any type of cursed toy, here’s a good one. I had a yodeling Canadian beaver plush that was supposed to be a keychain. You’d press its belly and it would start singing. It had no way of replacing the batteries and eventually died. But it would still go off occasionally in this demon tongue chant that would last about 15 minutes, I buried it in the depths of my closest, but would occasionally hear it on the quieter nights. Eventually it was brought out on accident without me knowing, and so one night, it went off at full blast waking me from a dead in sleep, completely panicked. I buried the thing in my shirt drawer and left a note to destroy the furry bastard in the morning. Come the break of dawn I uncovered it, took it outside, and smashed it with a sledgehammer. I thought that would do it, so I went to take it inside and open it up to see what made this bastard tick. Not only did it survive, but the second I started cutting it open, it made the most anti-Christ scream possible, like someone lit Satan’s nuts on fire and poured hot sauce up his ass simulation. It took me stabbing the thing three times before the scream fizzled out with a garble, but it got one last punch in. The speaker had shot off some sparks and lit the stuffing and fur on fire, and in the process of getting it into the sink nearby, got burnt on the hand. So I took the burnt remains and buried it in the woods behind my house with a cross placed just above it.

[@ashaler__]

that is HILARIOUS OMLLL

[@TheRagingRodentGaming]

Put some salt on that crap. Holy frick.

[@Sundjer_Bob_Kockalone]

I read this in my head using the Matt Rose voice and it was fucking funny

[@StuffandThings_]

Now *that* was one hell of a rollercoaster to read, I think you win this one

[@o5-redacted0]

I would have burned that thing, surrounded it with salt, Made a priest bless said salt, put out the fire with holy water, and plop a cross on its remains.

[@glitzarprincess627]

One time my older sister walked past an animatronic clone trooper doll, not knowing it was motion activated. As she walked by it saluted and proclaimed "SIR THE REBELS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED!" She did the fastest crab shuffle to the side I've ever seen and my brother almost kicked it.

[@FloofyFella]

The rebels kicked Empire ass once again

[@Madenity]

How loud was it lol

[@chillpollo]

GOOD SOLDIERS FOLLOW ORDERS

[@glitzarprincess627]

@@Madenity very loud, when it shouted we heard movement in the other toy aisles, so it scared people who didn't even see it too

[@yaboi-rowlet]

I NEED IT

[@salad_bucket]

When I was younger, there were these commercials for a talking barbecue grill toy, and I remember really wanting it for a long time. When I finally got it for my fourth birthday, I was super excited for about two days, until I realized the thing creeped little me (and everyone else in my family) out. It stayed turned off in closets for a while, until I stopped seeing it around. My stepfather has told me that he still remembers waking up in the middle of the night in our apartment to a deep man's voice talking in the other room. He started sneaking towards it, and nearly had a heart attack when the thing called out "Come and grill with me!" in a distorted, batteries-dying voice. It was thrown out the next day.

[@sleepyslugcat]

PLEASE STOIP GHTU BF TJNFST BH TBHF

[@taz.6057]

@@sleepyslugcat you okay?

[@sleepyslugcat]

@@taz.6057 NO

[@TTricksterPanda]

If it was "playskool charlie coal", I've just looked up and, yeah, it's veeeeeery creepy

[@mata6340]

Your stepdads pov must’ve been legendary 😂

[@19TheFallen]

I just remembered another toy story......It's in regards to a toy my sister used to own.....A tickle me Elmo. The weird thing about this particular tickle me Elmo was that if you did the standard stuff that you'd do to one to get it to laugh, it wouldn't respond. Yet, the moment you started stomping on it or kicking it, the thing would start laughing its head off and saying how much it tickled! That toy was an absolute masochist!

[@Echo_the_half_glitch]

The sensors were probably broken

[@Frerryry]

My Furby would also connect to radio stations. Being woken up by heavy metal in the middle of the night at full blast is one reason to lock it in a box. It would occasionally say "FEED MEEEEEE" and "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." I recently went to go take the battery's out so it would stop, but there were none in there. Let's just say they make great firewood. Edit: Don’t ever burn furbies. They look like demons as they’re screaming their last words (which we FEED MEEE btw). Their mechanical parts burning as their husk is melting… Edit 2: Thanks for 1k!! Edit 3: 2k? Woah Ty!

[@Its_goldy_lol]

I mean Fur is flammable

[@knoxcool9657]

Should of hired a exorcist if I’m honest.

[@jking4854]

Your Furby was possessed by a 4chan hacker that liked to intercept signals and screech at normies.

[@axle-mations708]

@@jking4854 how do you know?

[@Cxntrxl]

I believe this is cos theres a ton of unnecessarily advanced features in them. They have an internal battery which charges off the external ones, so that it can survive when they die, it’s got corrosion sensors in the battery compartment, a radio, infrared lights and sensors in its eyes, voice recognition and replication and a ton of other stuff that’s unconfirmed. It’s insane, they may as well be military grade spy/horror devices

[@PG2994]

My friend had a Furby a couple years back. I went to visit their house for a sleepover one night, but I woke up at about midnight to find that the Furby had tapped into a radio report of a murder. It was staring into my soul from its shelf, like it was saying "you're next". They didn't believe me, but two days later, they lost track of the Furby. They still haven't found it. Edit: So we found the Furby. It was half-melted in the woods behind my house, with a crayon in its mouth and a firecracker beside it, letting out its dying screech. Needless to say, we made sure it was dead with a baseball bat and personally saw it off to the garbage truck.

[@MaskedAztec]

Burn it, burn the whole continent down

[@cookiecat6075]

Holy

[@trinitynotfound]

we pray for them.

[@mystic_topaz6783]

Have you asked them if they've checked their closets? Or under their beds?

[@nullhoshi1886]

YOUR FURBY HAS TAKEN ME HOSTAGE. HELP PLEASE.

[@the-chonk]

Matt Rose is like the office nobody in that one show that suddenly gets tons of screen time for whatever reason and the writers pull his whole character out of the ass. But I'm not complaining I actually love it ... Matt call me

[@Frutiger2Real]

You are that guy now😂😂 you have 100 likes

[@takayafisher8710]

"My daughter had a leapfrog toy and I swear it once said 'Yummy knockers'" That leapfrog toy's a keeper, that's hilarious

[@fr0stko999]

7:40 “Evil Gorillas Stroke Apes” quite the quote there, mate. 💯

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Evil gorillas = The Kong bosses from Donkey Kong Jungle Beat

[@layniejaye138]

You know how around Christmas all the toy stores have hundreds of the same toy stacked up on top of each other? Well one time I walked past a wall of animatronic baby’s that were motion censored and they all started screaming at me to take them home. There was like 40 dolls on either side of me just yelling all at different timings. After that embarrassment I heard a little girl go through that isle and just start crying.

[@amandapanda5087]

Imagining that is both terrifying and hilarious

[@harribo6527]

The Isle of souls

[@rosykindbunny1313]

That could make a good movie. The dolls, tortured and losing hope, beg for you to take them away from this awful place and give them a home.

[@elaynadiedinside]

LMAO-

[@aidan_357]

Matt is gonna milk this series for everything it worth and I ain’t mad about it

[@allishabordelon4411]

My family and I used to have a plastic owl toy with a graduation hat on that would teach you colors and animals and shapes. We would keep him in a toy chest. Well, as he got older, his batteries were failing and he sometimes would start talking weird. We would be watching TV and would suddenly hear "Whoo! Whoo! Who wants to learn?" or something like that coming from the toy chest. But sometimes he would say Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo over and over again in a horrifying glitchy voice. My little sister used to cry scared that he was going to explode. He finally shut off forever and we threw him away. I think about it now and laugh.

[@sbeveboi4503]

This sparked a childhood memory for me When me and my sisters were young, we had a furby to share, I think it was black and it would always burp and fart like an alcoholic dad. One day it kept coughing and sneezing until it closed its eyes and died, right in front of us. we changed the batteries but that didn’t help, that fucker died because it was an alcoholic I just know it!

[@maggotfurby2476]

Damn...R.i.p black furby. He must've had been going through a life crisis and maybe it was the reason why that poor little guy drank his life away. Sorry for your loss. 😞

[@mel0nman803]

After watching all 3 of the videos, I am thoroughly convinced that at least every 1 out of 5 Furbys is sentient

[@Captain_Cashies]

Can confirm, my furby didn't survive the first stage of possession after trying to keep demons away from my house

[@cutestarz0]

Its prob, 1 out of two as me and my brother had one each and my brother obviously had to get the blessed boi

[@alexbowlin7044]

1 out of 1

[@probablyahuman8572]

ALL Furbys are sentient. Some just keep it hidden…

[@aa-cl9sb]

its more of a 4/5 thing

[@AdventuresofPiper]

I'm late to this furby party, but I (plus my sister and some friends of ours) will never forget mine. We still bring it up from time to time. We were already pretty creeped out by the toy, despite the fact that it was functioning "normally", so we decided to have a "furby horror short story contest" among us. Mine was a furby being possessed by demons and described a scene where one started chanting in some backwards demon language in a deep scary voice before attacking the victim. The victim went to remove the batteries only to discover there were none. As soon as I finished reading it and been declared the winner MINE began rapidly doing all it's motor functions at once while saying "YUUUM" over and over and over. We (all girls) are screaming bloody murder while I have a hell of a time wrangling it to unscrew the battery compartment and remove them... but it KEPT GOING. Only thing that changed was the "YUUUM" turned into this demonic sounding voice speaking in tongues. I chucked it down the hall, it kept going and going while we're huddled at the other end freaking out... FINALLY we mustered up the courage to go stomp the lil devil to death.

[@Akmarizam]

When the horror story is real

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

I would like to take the time to point out that demons do not exist. This brings your entire story into question. Then again, it sounded fake from the get go so 🤷‍♀️🦔

[@AdventuresofPiper]

@@cdogthehedgehog6923 lol never meant to imply demons were real. We figured out the reason for the malfunctions later but it was a series of coincidences that, to a group of very young girls, seemed supernatural to at the time. We STILL talk about it sometimes, in fact.

[@apolloinjustices]

@@cdogthehedgehog6923 there have been three videos abt corrupted furbies that appear demonic and This Comment is what brings your skeptic out

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

@@AdventuresofPiper Ahh gotcha. That is a funny story, as are most Furby malfunctions.

[@Maxxx48281]

When I was like 8 I had this pink bear that said “I love you” when you squeezed it. When I was sleeping with it, it randomly said in a slow and terrifying voice “I love you” I screamed and woke my parents up and they threw it away xD

[@KingNothing1118]

My folks had gotten my nephew and I a talking Mike Wazowski toy back when Monsters Inc. came out. Completely forgot about it until one day about a decade later during band practice when, from behind our drummer, comes the voice of Billy Crystal from a pile of boxes. “I’ve got my *eye* on you.”

[@ariellefebvre9065]

I have several questions, heres one, What The Fuck?

[@foxplayz6043]

That is terrifying

[@fenvy9566]

That's the toy that also says 'yeah yeah, blame it on the little guy' right? I think my brother has one of those somewhere

[@KingNothing1118]

@@fenvy9566 yep, same one lol

[@goofmoonkey]

The drummer definitely pissed himself lol

[@faithnoe7222]

My little brother used to have one of those “Tickle-me-Elmo” dolls as a kid. We were sharing a room at the time, and one night I woke up to it laughing hysterically, thrashing about on the floor like it was having a seizure. The stupid thing was turned off at the time. It was my brother’s favorite toy, so my mom took the batteries out and gave it back to him the next day, now battery-free. The next night, it did the same thing. Scared me half to death. Needless to say, we threw away the possessed Elmo. I swear I can still hear its demonic little giggles…

[@o5-redacted0]

Rip to you

[@el-ij6zj]

God, that’s terrifying

[@fandomlover9461]

you sure it didnt come back and is hiding somewhere?

[@faithnoe7222]

@fnaflover IDK, it might…

[@lua5296]

@@faithnoe7222 You better sleep with one eye open Why toys, things that are made for you have fun, are so terrifying?

[@Maphteah]

I have a weird crystal-themed Furby on top of some shelves, it wouldn’t turn off when you pulled it’s tail like it’s supposed to. It would also constantly change personality like Yugi. But if Yugi had an obese 40-year old man, child-friendly angsty teen, and a Disney princess instead of a TCG playing pharaoh.

[@Anotherchild_lol]

Tcg playing pharaoh? What in the-

[@whimpering_worm]

@@Anotherchild_lol It's from an anime called Yu-Gi-Oh, it was very popular when I was a kid. I never really watched it because I was never fond of anime, but it was about a kid that has the power to turn into a pharaoh and they play a card game that can make actual monsters appear and fight each other. Anybody correct me if I'm wrong please.

[@Anotherchild_lol]

@@whimpering_worm ohhhh yeah i've heard of that

[@Eeeeeeeee75282]

The furby wouldn’t turn off by the tail probably because the string attached to it must have fallen apart. That happened to my sisters rainbow furby.

[@abadgurl2010]

Furby Crystal is pretty much just a restyled Furby Boom and those are meant to have multiple personalities pre-programmed that you can make it switch between. You just need to look up how to give it the right one you want it to have. Also, pulling it's tail is for one of the more rude personalities. I can't remember the actual way to make it sleep, but that definitely wasn't it. Nothing scary at all, lol.

[@AntonioPlays300]

When i was 4, I had a Bananas in Pajamas plush that would play the themesong and I found the thing 9 years later, pulled it’s string and all I heard was “BAaaaNANAa” and then it’s string snapped off the day after.

[@wizerdspell]

When I was around 9, I loved furbies because my mom wouldn’t, and still won’t let me have any real pets. There were two incidents. One time on Independence Day I took my furby to my grandmas house. I turned it on, and it proceeded to make this loud hissing noise. We left it in the car when we went to see the fireworks. We came back an hour later, and it was still rocking back and forth making that noise. It lasted the entire car ride back. Another day, my younger neighbor was over at my house with my little brother. I brought out the furby, and he proceeded to swing it around and drop it. The furby let out this horrifying screaming noise as if it was either in anger or agony, or both.

[@mralwaysbored9496]

Furby just doesn't like fireworks.

[@Captain_Cashies]

My extraordinarily stupid theory that this is artificial soul creation disguised as a children's toy has proof now yay

[@jennyhochstetler1595]

it is FNAF furby

[@AverageMD-Fan21]

@@jennyhochstetler1595 *Five Nights at Furby's.*

[@DJC-System]

The story at 6:33 (the steering wheel) it's most likely that the gaming wheel has something like force feedback. Meaning in a game when you are drifting or making a turn quickly, the steering wheel will add pressure to the opposite direction to create a simulated force. hence, force feedback. What most likely happened is the force feedback somehow glitched and the steering wheel when into recalibrate mode while the force feedback was glitching. Just unplugging it would have fixed the issue lol

[@ashleybro6933]

This is super interesting!!

[@RosimInc7]

Plot twist: After unplugging it, the wheel screamed "I aM fReEeEeE!!!" and flew away like a helicopter

[@RadeonVega64]

​@@RosimInc7lol

[@BritishBloke100]

When I was about 7 my friend brought his furby to an indor playplace. He asked me to guard it while he went on the slide. The second he left the thing look me dead in the eye and asked: ”Is he gone now?” To which I replyed: ”Yes.” It just started giggling in this old raspy voice…

[@eelraM]

W h y w o u l d y o u *R E S P O N D?!*

[@robert.7230]

Ok that's not good. That us more than possessed that thing is sentient by itself. Please tell me you or someone killed it, we don't want the first sentient ai to be a furby. PLEASE

[@BritishBloke100]

Thing is, I haven’t spoken to that friend in years, and I havn’t seen the Furby since we were in the playplace…

[@BritishBloke100]

Well, I was about 8 or 9, so… Instinct…? IDK…

[@BritishBloke100]

It was my friends furby, so that wouldn’t have ended well…

[@Corzilla22]

This comment is a bit long so if you want to read it, strap in! So this isn't about a furby, it isn't even about a toy, but about a clock. A very interesting clock. So I like to call this clock 'My Interesting Clock' or 'ICK' for short. ICK first seems like a normal digital 24-hour clock but once I tell you about what ICK can do, you will be shocked. I also have some videos about ICK on my channel if you want to watch those. So first I will tell you about how ICK turns on. So ICK has this button you can press to turn it on. When you press the button, ICK won't just show the time, no! ICK will show these things: - "b-1-4" For 3 seconds. - "b-1-5" For 2 seconds. - "b-1-6" For 1 second. - (Doesn't show anything for 20 seconds) - "HI" For 20 seconds. After this, ICK will go into this 'TV mode' as I call it. In this TV mode, ICK will show the TV's channel number which is 456. You can change it using a remote but my parents never change it because they don't have to. When ICK showes 456 you can make it show the time by pressing the button again. It is completely normal for ICK to do these things while turning on. Now I will tell you about how ICK can turn off by itself. For 2 days of ICK not turning off, there will be a day I call 'The turning off day'. In this day ICK will just turn off by itself, and it isn't random! ICK will do this 4 times on The turning off day. I don't exactly know when ICK turns off but I THINK that ICK turns off 2 times in the day, once at 9 o'clock, and another at 11 o'clock. I KNOW ICK turns off 2 times at night, once at 21:07 (Because I saw it) and at 23 o'clock. Now you might think that that's all ICK can do but oh boy it can do much more. ICK can not only turn off by itself but also turn on by itself. ICK normally turns on when it's been turned off for a long time. Now I think that this turning on thing is random. Once ICK turned on one time in the day, and another time it turned on 5+ times between 5 and 6 AM in a row. When ICK turns on by itself it goes through the whole "b-1-4" thing but will skip the TV mode completely and just says the time. Sometimes ICK stays on after that but most of the time it will turn of like 10 seconds later. That's how ICK could turn off so many times once. I recorded ICK doing this. You know what else I recorded ICK doing? Going crazy. When you press and hold the button, instead of ICK showing "b-1-4" and turning on normally, it will go crazy. When ICK goes crazy, it will show all these massages which were numbers and 4-letter gibberish like "EFSI" and "dnL3". ICK would do this for like 10 minutes until it would turn on normally. This is the end of the comment, but before you stop reading I want to tell you that I have a whole series about My Interesting Clock on my channel and if you want to watch it, you can!

[@thequietkid4887]

A relative of mine has a sword of Gryffindor from Harry Potter. It’s supposed to make a metallic clang noise every time you use it so it seems like you’re using an actual sword. It went missing, but it is extremely sensitive to motion, and goes off even when it move slightly. The upshot of this is that every once in a while you just walk near it’s approximate location and hear; [Insert Sword Sounds Here] Wish the Sorting Hat would take it back, but I think it has a No Returns policy.

[@thequietkid4887]

OH GOD I JUST HEARD IT AGAIN HELP

[@RosimInc7]

Buying a toy from a shop that doesn't take returns... My Goosebumps knowledge tells me that this toy has to be cursed o_O

[@lua5296]

I imagine someone coming to that house and just hear a sword sound That's enough to think you're going to be sacrificed? Idk but i think the goblins(that's the name in English?) are looking for where your uncle live

[@nextgeneration6898]

@@RosimInc7 * goosebumps theme begins*

[@Cottontailtie]

We had a children’s walker that sang the abc’s when you pushed it. Of course after we had all grown up, my parents decided to keep it in the corner of the basement. We went in the basement all the time and the thing sat there quietly, as it should. One day when I was 12 I went down there with my best friend to play a game of cabbage patch and suddenly the walker ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM started moaning like it was dying “æaáa…..bBbb….çCč….Deëeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-.” Before it promptly died. We both ran upstairs terrified and told my mum. She figured the batteries were running low and went to go show us so we wouldn’t be scared. She opened up the back so she could replace the old batteries. Except it was empty. We threw out the walker after that.

[@danfried7681]

lmao

[@frostthedutche]

I never had a furbie, but my brother used to have this bear statue thing on his desk. It would play music when you pressed on its foot. One day I went into his room to grab some markers and it went off. I hadn't touched it and it didn't even play a song. I remember it clearly, it said in a old smoker type voice, "Hey you." I was terrified and didn't even grab the markers. To this day I don't know how or why it did that. Bonus story: My grandma gave me a white polar bear toy, it looked extremely realistic and played some realistic noises of a bear growling. One day I went downstairs to grab something for my grandma, and since I was terrified of it I left it down there. I went into her room and quickly went to grab the thing she wanted, and then it growled, "GRRRRRROW!" I immediately ran out of the room and gave what she wanted to her. I then went to my room and proceeded to cry my eyes out for almost an hour. We also eventually got rid of it, and as we put it in a trash bag it growled and made more bear type noises. I'm still worried its not dead, I feel like it always comes back. I mean once it did come back but yknow whatever. Update: The bear is back and I am scared.

[@TheRandomPerson-b6f]

I accidentally bumped into a shelf in my room that had one of the original kind of Furbies on it along with one from around 2015. The older one went GRRRRRRRRRRgh and the newer one started singing something along the lines of "me me ME me ME ME ME".

[@springtrapsawesomegang3016]

My grandma had a soap bottle that played audios of the characters from The Secret Life Of Pets. So every time you dispensed soap, it would say something like “You’re so pretty” or something I can’t remember. It worked for about a year, but now every time you dispensed soap, it would make this weird, corrupted “Uuurrrggghhh” noise, it still scares me.

[@babychickenstudios]

My nephew had the same thing a couple of years back..when the batteries ran out it would make a weird screeching noise..we threw it away when it did that 😮

[@SnowMexicann]

shit turned into a my talking ben bottle "Uuuurgh"

[@dickhead209]

What the...FUCK?

[@Captain_Cashies]

A bit like a father's day pen I bought. It now shouts oooooooooooo when you turn it on

[@macydale3981]

I had one of them a few years ago. It didn't make a lot of noise when it died though I don't have it anymore 😃🤣😅

[@amandadaniels3391]

Love how the cat came up and attacked the furby out of no where. Pure amazement

[@princesspixel3151]

That cat is a hero

[@xxmarmaladedroogonxx6177]

I had a stuffed animal called “my scout” or whatever when I was five. It was great really. would play me lullabies and we’d “talk“ for hours. The thing about this toy is that you could input sentences into it using the little device that could make things like , “my favorite food is Mac n cheese” But you see , my father managed to program it to have an alarm at 8:00 saying “cock a doodle doo!” To wake me up. Well it malfunctioned one day and just said in this terrible d e m o n i c voice, “ do cock” and I eventually decided to stop sleeping because scout would no longer “protect me from bed monster” ( as quoted from my mother.)

[@tracypaxton1054]

LeapFrog My Pal Scout?

[@xxmarmaladedroogonxx6177]

@@tracypaxton1054 Yep, that’s the one.

[@MadameMistress]

I still have that. Think at one point it just started glitching and making horrible noises. Still a cute plush I keep around I’m just too scared to turn it on again

[@kitkattherat2673]

I had the purple version called violet. Found it in my closet recently and pressed her paw just to see what would happen. Instant regret because the only response from that thing I got was just “shhhh”

[@aesiro1336]

Fuck it, he IS the bed monster!

[@ariannahall36]

Imagine having a toy say "Horray time to go to school, choose a weapon" XD

[@x--issy-x6455]

I remember my teacher brought her baby into school once and the baby was about 2 years old. It was always obsessed with this one furby it would call “coocaa’ but every time he said it the furby got mad and let out a high pitched scream before saying: “MY NAME IS MELON”. Unfortunately that’s not all, the baby once accidentally hunched it’s eyes to the side of its beak so it’s face would be like: 👁👄👁 but the furby didn’t like this and every five seconds the furby chanted: “CHILL YOUR BEANS” the teacher was horrified so she took the batteries out and smashed it against the wall. The furby died after a faint, devilish: “beans…”

[@Captain_Cashies]

Beans

[@x--issy-x6455]

@@Captain_Cashies yes

[@robert.7230]

Bəªń§

[@lemone630]

Beans are like trains, they kill people

[@The93195]

BÆÑŠ

[@fetchwalkerenthusiast]

Got this lion toy from some of my American cousins when I was little. I don't remember what it called now, but it was supposedly advertised as "just like a real lion cub!" (that's what my cousins told me it said on the box, I didn't speak English then so I just had to trust them), and honestly? It was kinda creepy, when you felt on it's upper torso it felt like it had an actual ribcage, and the whole tail felt like it had bones in it too. It made these little noises too, standard baby lion shit, and I vividly remember one night it started making its little lion noises. But it was low battery I assume because they sounded less like a cute little lion cub and more like someone screaming and I was horrified of it. 8/10 it was very cute but still absolutely terrifying to hold given you could feel the inconsistent bone structure, minus the disgusting garbling

[@missdoirpy2870]

I know what you're talking about!! I used to have one a long time ago. I think it was called the Wowwee Alive lion cub. Cute as all heck, but it did sound freaky when the batteries started to die

[@sashakorytnikova4591]

This toy took "just like the real thing!" To a whole new level

[@3vie556]

I just got a vintage furby for Christmas, I started messing around with it and all the sudden, completely unprompted it said "Beware". Nothing else, just beware. Confused, (and mildly concerned) I asked "Beware?!" And it nodded. Just straight up nodded at me, silently, as if it had fulfilled a sacred duty, warning the human race of the furby uprising or something.

[@beckijenkins6699]

Lol

[@shrekoof722]

what the actual f

[@robert.7230]

The demon furbys are coming. Run.

[@cutestarz0]

We gonna have to wait a few years to see

[@Taizu314]

When I was little (I think either 3 or 4ish) someone got me a lamb plushie for Easter that, when squeezed, said “Bah. Happy Easter Bahh” in an annoying voice that I can still hear to this day. That thing definitely got yeeted across a room at least once.

[@DSZI.ShyHunterBB]

I once had a duck toy that sang twinkle twinkle little star until the batteries ran out one day. It would randomly sing twinkle twinkle little star, but slow way the fuck down resulting in a corrupted demon like chant. I soaked it in lighter fluid, and watched it burn. . .

[@onerxowns2202]

DEAD SPACE much ?

[@unoriginalname5665]

@@onerxowns2202 my man

[@BobSmith-qn3ii]

I was sleeping over at my friend’s house and he had a furby. It was perfectly normal, no damage whatsoever, until about 9 o’clock at night when it screeched (louder than I’ve heard furbies go) “Cock-a-doOOOo… feED ME..”. By this point we were both a little weirded out but he got up to take the batteries out and the furby let out a terrifying death scream, some high pitched *eeeeeeee*. My friend left the room to get something to unscrew the bottom of the furby and I was alone with it, it blinked rapidly for about 4 minutes while making a string of repeated programmed noises like burps and ‘cock-a-doodle-doo’ s. Friend’s parents were not pleased with the commotion and ended up just throwing it from the second story window. Never got my own furby for that reason, nearly pissed myself.

[@Captain_Cashies]

Strange thing about this is it sounds like a horrifying thing known as "sky sounds" which supports the theory that they are possessed by demons

[@buwheal]

Poor thing probably had low batteries. They act erratic when low.

[@alexisrhodes7248]

It had a stroke, lovely

[@eastfallzz]

@@buwhealer… *POOR* thing?

[@Shfoonderontonius]

i used to have a puzzle toy that would say the name of the shape when you put a shape in the right spot. this was triggered by a light sensor that was covered by the peice. anyway, one of the peices went missing and from then on every time we turned the lights off we would hear "rhombus" coming from somewhere in the room

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

😂😂😂😂😂*RHOMBUS*

[@G0LDENPAWZZZ]

Light: off…… Almost RHØMBÛŠ

[@hisshoota]

r h o m b u s

[@WarTie]

R H O M B U S O F F A T E.

[@lissah-ry1bb]

R H O M B U S

[@foxegory5gaming570]

I had this Leap Frog spelling-learning... toy... computer... thing when I was a kid, don't remember what it was called though. It had a bunch of huge letters you could press to "type" into the display. It was a black LED display that showed animations of the Leap Frog frog, and it was big enough to show three letters at once. Anyway, it had multiple modes for "playing" - one for learning the letters of the alphabet, one for learning an assortment of predetermined three-letter words, and one where, to quote the toy, "now you can write your own three letter word". It just let you input any three letters and played back the word if it was one of the predetermined ones, and just made the phonetic sounds of each letter if it didn't find a match before making a sound of a sort of "boinging" onomotopoeia. Something along the lines of "bow-wow-wow", or whatever, it's not really relevant. But for whatever reason, if you tried to type the word "fox" in that third mode, instead of counting as correct or incorrect, the entire system resets upon pressing the letter X. So it would just go "F. O. Wow!..." every time I tried it, and to this day I have no idea why. And seeing as I'm now Foxegory5, I can only assume that Leap Frog just can't comprehend my existence.

[@cadelfowl7724]

A few years ago, me and my sister had just gotten Super Mario Odyssey for the Switch and were playing it in my bedroom on my TV. She had unlocked the N64 skin, and I was goofing around and mocking it as looking like a creepypasta creation. I said something to the effect of "and mario was so scary his eyes turned red and the power went out", and as soon as I said that, the entire power went out for close to 20 seconds. We were both hysterical.

[@cYObEL]

*oh no*

[@poogiebunniesofficialchann7147]

I WANT This To Be Animated

[@epicboyo4883]

My personalized copy did that all the time what are you complaining about?

[@polychrome2838]

I had a talking shape puzzle when i was little. The way it worked is that it had sensors on the shape indents that would say the name of the shape. A couple of times when someone walked past it in my toybox it would just randomly shout "TRIANGLE!" I think i still have it somewhere.

[@ADudeWithAChannel]

. T R I A N G L E

[@dickhead209]

Of course because they have Three FUCKING SIDES

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

*TRIANGLE*

[@elaynadiedinside]

TRIANGLE!

[@minecraftify95]

three angles

[@4mb3rs1lly]

I had a furby once. It kept screaming "FEEEED MEEEEEEEEEE" over and over again, then it yelled "I WILL TAKE YOUR KNEECAPS" to this day that still haunts me.

[@bananakitofinternetclan8350]

That is simultaneously terrifying and hilarious

[@ArcherProductions_studio]

omg

[@AM-ql5zb]

Phdjhdhxfbej😞🥸

[@sammyhampster6141]

So that's where the phrase came from

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

scout from tf2 is a furby?

[@Goosethemup]

Genuinely one of the only videos excluding other Matt rose videos to make me genuinely unresponsive from laughing I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breath hear or even laugh my diaphragm spazzed so hard I nearly died specifically at the flatlining funny is the moment this acurred

[@GrayAvian]

This could become a series and I'd watch every single episode

[@freelandhuber922]

I remember my old furby. i used to take him to the park and every where. it never went nuts. it lives a very happy life now. he was the best ever. to stop your furby from "going rouge" give it lots of love. thats all they want :)

[@buwheal]

Thank you for not making up the stupidest mf story ever like everyone in this comment section.

[@Nateorade18]

I once had a yellow Furby that I thought was gold for some reason, I never even named it (I had it between the ages of like 4 and 9) and I carried it with me EVERYWHERE. Then one morning, I was brushing my teeth and it was sitting on the bathroom counter to my right, watching me. Then, it suddenly screamed in a very deep voice, and died. For the next 3 years, I kept it on my shelf. It just sat there with its head facing the ceiling, it’s eyes black and wide open, ears bent back, and it’s mouth wide open. Sometimes I would wake up in the middle of the night and see it, and once I swear there was light in its eyes for a second

[@TnT_F0X]

Plot Twist. Furbys are SCPs and are completely sentient.

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

From this video, I can gather that, on any given night, half the human population gets up in the middle of the night to deal with Furby related shenanigans.

[@arloashmustdie]

I'm super late to this series but when I was around six-seven (2014), I had a furby named Kahlua (I heard the name from going to the LCBO w/ my dad and thought it sounded beautiful) and whenever my grandpa would get near kahlua she would switch personalities to a weird drunk man and yell what i assume were swears in furbish at him. The reason? My grandpa *killed* my previous furby, Splash, by accidentally sitting on him after covering him with a blanket to make him fall asleep. A few months later, my friend brought her fur real pet to my house so we could play with it and kahlua turned “mean” (squinty eyes, deep voice, making a spitting noise at us) until it left. Anyway sometime last winter i decided to play with kahlua to see if she still worked. The only thing she said in actual english was “me love new things”. Creepy considering i had just moved to a new house with my dad and relatively new stepmom :D TL;DR my furby was a jealous and probably sentient being who holds a grudge

[@Ruigi01]

It's not as extreme but yesterday evening a Halloween decoration that's been in the attic for 3 weeks randomly went off twice a couple hours apart and just played the voice line 'I can seeeee you. Where do you think you're going?' and then didn't play the rest of the voice lines. I now live in constant fear.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

The fact that it was a halloween toy too just kinda adds to the creepiness…

[@evade.user.Athena]

i had this stuffed bear,i named him wink,and since his nose fell of,of the corner while im sleeping i can hear his voice in my head “MEEEEEE CAAANNNNNNOOOOTTTTT BREEEEEEAAAAAATHHHHH” while i just lay there in pure horror.

[@lyndonbrown3471]

That wasn’t the voices in your head. I think you should turn around.

[@dustixo]

One time my friend was legit playing on his PlayStation and his furby somehow connected to the radio and started broadcasting a baseball game. Furby must’ve been a Yankees fan.

[@Captain_Cashies]

"7th batter up and we get our 2nd home run!" -Furby

[@dustixo]

@@Captain_Cashies lmao

[@alexisrhodes7248]

I guess it was bored and wanted to listen to sports for awhile

[@mikeyalexanderpadgett4019]

The. Furby. Wanted. To. Motivate. The. Friend

[@spooki3382]

ALL ABOUT THE METS BABY LOVE THE METS-

[@andiederenthal4895]

Not a furby, but something very similar. It had this feature where you can hold its belly and talk into it. Once you finished talking into it, it said what you said, just higher pitched and faster. The thing is, the toy also had a feature where the more it heard, the more it remembered. So, just imagine you accidentally left your toy on, and in the middle of the night, you hear "Ǫ̷̭̂̚R̷̎ͅǴ̸̮E̶̡̺̍́E̶̜͗̚B̷͇̗̏W̷̝̹̄Ȁ̵͎͈B̵̧̨̐̊Ẃ̵̰͠Ǎ̶̗͚̚B̵̨͘Ẉ̸̒̎Ą̵͖͆H̷̩̰̿͘H̸̦̬͝H̵̟͍̃H̶̩͐͛" from the closet.

[@alexisrhodes7248]

I'd probably pee the bed

[@eastfallzz]

I’d probably pick it up and throw it out the window or in the dumpster

[@addiewest6070]

I had one of these, there called hatchimals

[@andiederenthal4895]

@@addiewest6070 THATS RIGHT

[@addiewest6070]

@@andiederenthal4895 idk why i said had, i still have it

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

8:08 this is so funny to me because we have a very well known ice cream truck in my area that just screams “HELLO” randomly in the middle of the ice cream truck song and is so notorious that it got referenced in one of my classmate’s presentations in high school and every single kid in the class instantly knew what he was talking about because we all had distinct memories of hearing a haunting “HELLO” coming from the ice cream truck as kids. every single friend i and other kids in the class mentioned this to also knew what we were talking about, remembering the ice cream truck. all the adults were extremely confused, however, and had no memory of this.

[@Ciscstudios]

Me and my brother once had these toy walkie talkie things, Paw Patrol themed I think. Once we were playing with them in the basement and I can only assume they picked up on another frequency because we started hearing this. Mmm you want the chicken, yesssss the chicken, accompanied by giggles and incomprehensible chicken comments.

[@cleanestmidwestemofan]

i had a furby a few years ago, it had the pretty princess personality and would sit there and go “i love you soooo much😻” but when my best friend would come over it would turn into the gross drunk one and at soon as she left it would go back to normal. also my dad pet it too hard and it started talking in spanish and then died.

[@plaguenplay3516]

How hard do you have to pet a Furby for it to start speaking SPANISH of all things???💀

[@cammykaulitz]

i've never had a furby and i'm glad, but i was gifted one of those life size dolls. it was my aunt's when she was a kid so it hadn't been touched in a while. so, as you can imagine, she had dusty out of date clothing and messy blonde hair that was in a bun. i loved her for a little until she started to scare me because she was really old and one of her eyes was half-closed half-open while the other eye was completely wide open. her eyes would stay like this even if she was laying down. i became terrified of her so my mom put her in my closet which is right across from my bed. i always close my closet at night when i sleep because i was only a child. the first night after she was in my closet, at around 2-3 am i heard a soft knocking coming from the inside of my closet door. i was only awake because i couldnt sleep so i was watching something. the knocking did not stop until i said "hello?" which was about 2 minutes in. i just sat there after it stopped. i didnt get any sleep that night. i told my older brother (2 years older than me) that the doll was haunted and i didnt like it in my closet. he took the doll and put it in the hallway closet. i felt safer that night, but at about 8:30pm after everyone was in their bedrooms, i heard the same knocking, but this time it was much quieter because it was coming from THE HALLWAY CLOSET. didnt sleep that night either. the next morning, i told my brother about it, and we put it in the upstairs bathroom then ran downstairs. (we laid it down on its back in the bathtub) like 5 minutes later, we ran back upstairs and opened the bathroom door, and i kid you not, that stupid thing was standing up in the middle of the room, staring at us like we'd made a horrible mistake. we forced our mother to get rid of it.

[@Captain_Cashies]

Would be hilarious and terrifying if it said "hello there" when you found it standing

[@cammykaulitz]

@@Captain_Cashies dear god💀

[@soyavocado]

@@Captain_Cashiesgeneral kenobi

[@igorgaming1502]

@@Captain_Cashies General Kenobi

[@takayafisher8710]

​@@Captain_Cashies general kenobi check?

[@godmodeextreme]

So the worst thing that ever happened to me was with this toy dog. It would occasionally get stuck when trying to stand up, and make a displeasing mechanical crackling sound (idk how to describe it) like CRACRACRACRA really fast, and you had to flip it upside down, grab it's back legs, and snap them backwards.

[@kyle_ken_the_kitty]

Maybe the sound is from the plastic gears

[@godmodeextreme]

@@kyle_ken_the_kitty probably.

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

@@kyle_ken_the_kitty That's most likely it.

[@2CupsOfOrangeJuice2]

Very late, but I used to have a furby. I was finishing off some history homework about the battle of Hastings and how Harold Godwinson (supposedly) got an arrow in his eye. For some reason after reading that I turned to my furby and said "Wow, life really hates some people" and the little sqwaky demon replied as if on cue "Yeah". Kinda wish I still had it, we'd be talking like pals.... I-if it wasn't too busy performing necromancy ofc

[@smeyeteeth]

i was at a robotics camp over the summer some years ago and they had a skinned tickle me elmo. it worked perfectly, but it was not as cuddly when all the metal bits were exposed. it also now had no plush buffer for its laughter and was louder than sin. the slightest movement would set it off and at one point it fell off its place on the wall and began spasming on the ground while laughing. no one wanted to pick it up.

[@cosmixstar]

Now i'm imagining a SKINNED ELMO, thank you /lh

[@Emzy5426]

When I was a kid my Gran gave me one of the original furbies. After a few years, I decided to graduate to the Furby booms. One day when I was playing with it, I was 'feeding' it and the classic "nom nom nom" was playing. This continued, however, until I supposedly over-fed it and it mutated into a demon furby whose eyes flickered and blinked furiously whilst the pupils shook around and the body convulsed. I was about 10 so I was petrified, especially when it started speaking in a deep voice and its electronic eyes changed shape to cat-like slits and would repeadly burp and moan "ayeoooooooooo" and say "heheh no like" whenever you tried to move it. I also remember the time I was sleeping at my friend's house and she had the sims installed on her phone. It was the middle of the night and it would randomly screech "a zuzu!" in a high pitched voice.... I hardly slept that night.

[@alisonmartin7877]

The first story you said something very similar happened to me

[@Xleepy345]

The same thing happened to me but I was around 5 and I did it accidentally and then *_the collapse._* I was thinking that it was going to murder me

[@Captain_Cashies]

My furby was similar, it decided to screech at a f*cking 18000 hertz and then said me tired, yawned then it's eyes went black

[@johnt.190]

It wasn't saying "a zuzu." It was saying "Pazuzu"!

[@TIGOfficialYT]

One time I had a Perry the Platypus figure that was supposed to make that sound he makes in the show. My parents had gotten it for me for a birthday party and stuck it into the top of my cake. Upon pressing the button, rather than making the iconic sound, we heard a very gargled disgruntled "oOohOohghhO*". I kept it to scare my brother.

[@flamepelt3092]

OH MY GOD I HAD SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN, I had a plushie perry and the dogs got it, found it mangled and now It screams unaudible noises when touched

[@fieratheproud]

@@flamepelt3092 your dogs traumatozed Perry

[@GTKCF2023]

​@@flamepelt3092 make a video on the perry plush

[@AverageLongplays]

When I was a toddler I had a toy train with a bear inside it, if you pressed the bear it would say something along the lines of "Let's go!". One day, I accidentally stepped on it and it began moving. I think I had nightmares about that toy. Around this same time I owned this potty training thing that was yellow and had the face of a duck, When it recognized pee or basically any other liquid, it would play a chiptune version of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. I was about to go to sleep once, and the thing began playing. Turns out some rain had gotten on it while it was outside. (Before this I had another one of those but it sang Happy Birthday and just then stopped.) Last but not least, I had a small yellow piano thing. It was normal, but it had these buttons that would say the names of certain foods like hamburger, ice cream, etc. Eventually, its batteries began to die, so every button was broken except Hamburger, which was now just Ham.