They say it's hard to trigger a Texan. Not so much

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That Englishman in Texas

That Englishman in Texas

Күн бұрын

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@Puma_mom
@Puma_mom 2 ай бұрын
Say “pee-can”, that does it every time!
@miafrench7169
@miafrench7169 2 ай бұрын
A peecan rides in the car with ya. Ya don't eat it.
@tammycook5522
@tammycook5522 2 ай бұрын
@@Puma_mom ...LOL. Pee - can.. truth! My granny always said pee can is what you need when the toilet gets broke. 😁
@user-gw4gs2xz9x
@user-gw4gs2xz9x 2 ай бұрын
@@Puma_mom it's peh-cahn.
@AtomicSquirrelHunter
@AtomicSquirrelHunter Ай бұрын
BLASPHEMY!
@WasLostButNowFoundInJesus79
@WasLostButNowFoundInJesus79 Ай бұрын
😂 yes!!
@julienicholson4878
@julienicholson4878 2 ай бұрын
I'm Texan, but not country. I didn't know this rule but I did it instinctively because straw hats breathe better and doesn't absorb as much heat as the black
@rebeccacurtis6680
@rebeccacurtis6680 2 ай бұрын
Straw hat after Memorial Day, not Labor Day. Lol. There's a reason for it, though. Straw hat is cooler. However, it's your head. Bake your brains, if you want.😂 Still a funny video. Love your channel ❤️
@MorrahaDesigns
@MorrahaDesigns Ай бұрын
I firmly believe that he said Labor day, and Y'all just to trigger us further. He knows what he did.
@tammycook5522
@tammycook5522 2 ай бұрын
Not triggered...but definitely a "Bless your heart" moment. Hugs from somewhere on the Brazos River 😂
@JohnathanBerserk
@JohnathanBerserk 2 ай бұрын
So triggered into acting condescending and superior?
@user-gw4gs2xz9x
@user-gw4gs2xz9x 2 ай бұрын
​@@JohnathanBerserk well, if the shoe fits. Looks, summer time is hot here. You dont wear hide hats in the summer, thats to keep heat in. You wear straw because it gives ya shade and it breathes. It aint rocket science.
@happygiyuu
@happygiyuu 2 ай бұрын
@@JohnathanBerserkIf someone’s stupid, they’re stupid. No hidden meanings.
@ahtemmathehun3506
@ahtemmathehun3506 2 ай бұрын
​@@JohnathanBerserkResponding, politely, to a person makes one triggered?
@tammycook5522
@tammycook5522 2 ай бұрын
@JohnathanBerserk .... bless your heart can mean many things in Texas...it's not condescension , in this case, it was meant as an empathetic and sweetly humorous comment. Bless your heart, Mr. Berserk.... 😁
@hadmatter9240
@hadmatter9240 Ай бұрын
As a native Texan, I can assure this is comedy.
@americanrn125
@americanrn125 Ай бұрын
And for the ladies, with or without Cowboy Hat, NO white dress shoes after Labor Day! Don’t put them back on until Easter 😂
@GordonActual
@GordonActual Ай бұрын
60 years ago, my grandfather told me only farmers wear straw hats. He was a cowboy before he was drafted in the first world war. Straw hats are sweatier, as an Executive Cow Puncher, I wear quality fur felt, or a cap with our brand on it. Hats are what separate us from the animals.😊
@katyb9532
@katyb9532 Ай бұрын
I live in the great State of TX and this was hilarious! Thank you for the morning laugh! 😂😂😂
@LookSquirrel177
@LookSquirrel177 2 ай бұрын
It's like wearing a hoodie in the summer...
@Ironox01
@Ironox01 2 ай бұрын
I once triggered a Texan when he said everything is bigger in Texas, and I asked, "Like what?" So he listed a bunch of stuff, and we looked them up, we found that everything he listed were everywhere except Texas.
@alanjaw546
@alanjaw546 2 ай бұрын
It's ok. Let them have the passive-aggressive win. They're still butt-hurt about the tea.
@hadmatter9240
@hadmatter9240 Ай бұрын
"They're still butt-hurt about the tea." Uhem, no. Texas wasn't one of the 13 colonies that beat the greatest empire of the time...with a militia (look up the origin of "militia"). Matter of fact, at the time, Texas was Spanish territory. I sense jealousy, which you should take up with Spain.
@alanjaw546
@alanjaw546 Ай бұрын
@hadmatter9240 oh, please. Tell me all about it.
@kpaggie
@kpaggie 2 ай бұрын
Think I unconsciously observed that! Husband & I come from different backgrounds, but both from generations of native Texans, and settled here after trying disparate locations as medical workers. Texans are triggered all the time, but there is a culture of keep your mouth shut or “under your hat.” Never speak on others opinions or actions, politics, religion, money, personal business, or anything “impolite.” But they & we grumble to our selves & anyone close to us. And probably comment on KZbin.😉
@ilimes
@ilimes 2 ай бұрын
cultural do's & dont's are different from "being triggered easily".
@sjfanning7711
@sjfanning7711 2 ай бұрын
👍😂👍 But it’s straw after MEMORIAL DAY. In May.
@proletariat2885
@proletariat2885 2 ай бұрын
Who says that about Texans? Lmao they are always riled up about something
@miafrench7169
@miafrench7169 2 ай бұрын
Born a Texan. Never heard a cowboy get pissed over someone wearing a hat in the summer. Straw or not. In summer we do wear a lot of ball caps tho, cause you dont mind sweatin in them.
@user-jy7mw9kc1c
@user-jy7mw9kc1c Ай бұрын
Texan here. That accent is On Point, bruv. Well sorted! Dyaknowha'mean?
@OldCowboyTx
@OldCowboyTx 2 ай бұрын
There’s a few things actually: but this is definitely one of them lol.
@DaneLMusic
@DaneLMusic Ай бұрын
I don’t care about the Labor Day rules. If it’s hot it’s straw hat time, and if it’s cold is felt hat time. In texas we have 11 months of straw hat time…
@karensmith3830
@karensmith3830 2 ай бұрын
No I would say, “Have fun with the Waco heat in a hot hat. We will catch you when you pass out from the heat.” Then “Oh, are you 🥵 ? You poor thing.” Then “Yes the straw hat IS a lot cooler. Gee, I wonder why nobody ever thought of that? 😂”. From a Texan who has lived in Waco during the summer.
@henlybenderson
@henlybenderson Ай бұрын
“Nnnnno” 😂
@user-fv5ms4sz8e
@user-fv5ms4sz8e 2 ай бұрын
We don't like people throwing trash on the ground, (Don't Mess With Texas) we don't like rude, dangerous drivers, (Drive Friendly The Texas Way) and we don't like thoughtless people (Do Unto Others, As You Would Have Others Do Unto You.) Although you can wear a felt hat in the summer, it's more widely practiced to use straw. However, sports caps are also used for hot seasons covered with a winter cap over it when it's cold. The cowboy style had offers a great deal of protection from the sun, but isn't very practical in the wind. The US Calvary produced a cowboy styled hat, with chin strap, to make them stay on better and to lay on the wearer's back instead of setting it down or holding it.
@lineset7765
@lineset7765 25 күн бұрын
I'm from Oklahoma and Texas and its the Cowboy Way, the felt hats are way to hot this time of year but Brits and city folks havent figured that out.
@jameswoodard4304
@jameswoodard4304 15 күн бұрын
It's not about being triggered. It's about concern for your health. If someone hastles you in Phoenix in August because you're walking around in an arctic parka, they aren't being triggered. They're trying to save your life. But if you want to roast your noggin with a black felt hat in the Texas summer, that's up to you. I'll just stand by to direct the ambulance.
@joshdh46
@joshdh46 2 ай бұрын
You've got the snarky british lip smacks down perfectly
@AJwoodway
@AJwoodway Ай бұрын
Kentucky native living in Waco. I would be triggered if i went up against a better basketball player. Hasn’t happened yet. (Yall do play some solid football here though) 😄
@FuzzyWCTX
@FuzzyWCTX Ай бұрын
Mt dress hat is felt. Wear it several days a week in the summer heat. Wear my palm hat as well
@vk33771
@vk33771 Ай бұрын
Forget the hat, using "y'all" to refer to a single person is the trigger.
@jamesking9378
@jamesking9378 2 ай бұрын
I mean you could just say pee can instead of pecan. Or that Houston is a better team than Dallas. Or H-E-B isn't that good. Or that it's totally fine that all these foreigners are moving in from coastie states and not staying in the containment counties.
@cjeinstx
@cjeinstx Ай бұрын
Naw, go ahead! Wear that hat! Let the hot summer sun scramble your brain! He'll take it off on his own. I ain't worried about it. 🤠
@rileyreynolds3516
@rileyreynolds3516 2 ай бұрын
“Y’all” is plural btw
@MorrahaDesigns
@MorrahaDesigns Ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, the instant the hat appeared I said "that's black felt, in summer!"😂 And I just know he said Labor day and used y'all as a singular just to further trigger us.
@Yo_llama_11
@Yo_llama_11 Ай бұрын
I’m not mad, literally anyone can rock a cowboy hat any time of year even if it looks like you dunked your head in water
@bencruz563
@bencruz563 Ай бұрын
If you work outside, you don't ever hear the rule because you do it automatically. I doubt office folk in Texas would have to be told either. You're not wearing a felt hat very long in the summer.
@csully3680
@csully3680 Ай бұрын
I think it's mainly to keep the wool one from getting sweaty, but you look great, now go put some beans in chili and watch some Texans freak out, this one likes beans in chili, sometimes.
@marcusbruns9729
@marcusbruns9729 2 ай бұрын
As a Texan, this isn't a thing...
@gertexan
@gertexan Ай бұрын
Yep. I´ve been around for 60 years now and I can honestly say I don´t give a hoot what others wear.
@gabechowmein2286
@gabechowmein2286 2 ай бұрын
Just say your moving to Texas
@blakebetsworth9869
@blakebetsworth9869 2 ай бұрын
Just give a Texan a bunch of compliments about how great the city Austin is. OR, ask why the Cowboys haven't got it done since 95'.
@americanrn125
@americanrn125 Ай бұрын
These days, a H•E•B store is much more popular than Austin.
@travistreadway3180
@travistreadway3180 2 ай бұрын
I feel Texas isn’t “triggered” more so they’re just “upset” at times cause the reactions are never too crazy unless you in Austin
@GH0STS_D1E
@GH0STS_D1E 2 ай бұрын
yea in texas we stare at you and try to help or call you stupid quietly but in austin they will call you all sorts of names to your face while never telling you what you did wrong
@johncashion8428
@johncashion8428 Ай бұрын
Lol Correct
@rossnorris2351
@rossnorris2351 Ай бұрын
That among many other things, like I know people who will lose it on you for drinking unsweet tea and calling yourself a Texan. (Unless you're like me and pre diabetic, or just diabetic. But I even use artificial sweetener in my tea.
@jameswoodard4304
@jameswoodard4304 15 күн бұрын
BRRRRT!!! Flag on the play. Improper usage of "Y'all." (See above for Instant Replay. Y'all is 2rd Person *Plural* ) Smugg sense of satisfaction withdrawn. The Englishman will have to start again from the beginning of the video. 2nd down.
@markburch6253
@markburch6253 Ай бұрын
Maybe my definition of "triggered" is different from your definition of "triggered". Just telling you you're doing something wrong isn't triggered.
@jakobblaine1505
@jakobblaine1505 2 ай бұрын
Yall, if you want a fight with the south, just say sugar doesnt belong in Tea and that its supposed to be warm... anyone not looking for an early grave please stand off to the side and anyone in the front row please be aware you are in the splash zone
@user-gw4gs2xz9x
@user-gw4gs2xz9x 2 ай бұрын
@@jakobblaine1505 as a Texan, there are many different types of teas, and unsweet is better than sweet. Crucify me.
@user-gw4gs2xz9x
@user-gw4gs2xz9x 2 ай бұрын
Also, tea can be hot OR cold.
@pixie9499
@pixie9499 2 ай бұрын
a texan will call you a snowflake for caring about bodily autonomy but the moment you say that cowboy boots are just boots, it’s a war. they’re very fragile.
@ThunderBunny572
@ThunderBunny572 2 ай бұрын
You must be the snowflake.
@cultofsucc5807
@cultofsucc5807 2 ай бұрын
“Bodily autonomy” istg if ur talking about abortion 💀
@kelseybailey3844
@kelseybailey3844 2 ай бұрын
You cannot tell me there's not one liberal in Texas. You can't speak for all the Texans
@AnonJake
@AnonJake 2 ай бұрын
@@cultofsucc5807well it’s healthcare so it should be safe free and legal
@ThunderBunny572
@ThunderBunny572 2 ай бұрын
@@pixie9499 you must be the snowflake ❄️
@ebe60ah
@ebe60ah 2 ай бұрын
Laid back😂😂 look at their driving
@TheLightbright01
@TheLightbright01 2 ай бұрын
Who lied to you about being laid back. You live in Texas go by unspoken rules of Texas. Or you will have to listen to a Texan tell you. Why do you think so many are moving back to California.
@rangergaming4427
@rangergaming4427 2 ай бұрын
As someone who grew up 95% in texas and still live here texas get triggered very easily . Though we have valid points when we do. Nnnnnnnooooook
@Calico5string1962
@Calico5string1962 Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@besteger
@besteger Ай бұрын
The punishment for wearing a felt hat in summer is as simple as it is severe: You’re wearing a felt hat. On your head. In summer.
@StoptheInsanityofRegressivism
@StoptheInsanityofRegressivism Ай бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@willhenderson3602
@willhenderson3602 Ай бұрын
Um u need to go to a pow wow with native americans. But be sure u ask b4 u take a picture of them it is respectful to them k laters
@lizzaangelis3308
@lizzaangelis3308 2 ай бұрын
Drive around with California license plates….we are laid back to a point we are also very vocal and stubborn
@sortasapien
@sortasapien 2 ай бұрын
You could've just said "climate change" 🤷
@MisterLobb
@MisterLobb 2 ай бұрын
It’s funny. The reason you don’t wear your beaver skin hat in summer is the heat. You will boil your brain, figuratively, - get headache and maybe pass out. But go ahead. Let me get my camera phone out first though.
@djk1563
@djk1563 2 ай бұрын
Tell them Alaska is bigger than
@user-gw4gs2xz9x
@user-gw4gs2xz9x 2 ай бұрын
Most of us Texans accept that, to be frank. Because it's right.
@danielpearson5852
@danielpearson5852 2 ай бұрын
Brother got the book depository before he could finish.
@tammycook5522
@tammycook5522 2 ай бұрын
@djk1563 .....I have a compromise, Alaska can be biggest in land mass, but TEXAS is bigger if you count liveable space. Lol
@MsRangerbaby
@MsRangerbaby 2 ай бұрын
Lol I got one much easier. Pronounce Whataburger properly
@leytonmanley1274
@leytonmanley1274 2 ай бұрын
Another way is to disrespect their god (Bucee the beaver) they have shrines all over Texas of it
@user-gw4gs2xz9x
@user-gw4gs2xz9x 2 ай бұрын
Bless your heart.
@americanrn125
@americanrn125 Ай бұрын
@@user-gw4gs2xz9x😂😂 Perfect!😂😂
@TamRonRVCarnivore
@TamRonRVCarnivore 2 ай бұрын
🤣
Which is bigger? Texas or Europe?
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