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Rafi Comedy

Rafi Comedy

Жыл бұрын

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@theintelligentcow7447
@theintelligentcow7447 Жыл бұрын
This guy has perfect timing, the accent really ties it all together lol
@cereszin
@cereszin Жыл бұрын
He is known in Brazil for his timing, great comedian
@nabildiab2739
@nabildiab2739 Жыл бұрын
I agree
@richardlemire8968
@richardlemire8968 Жыл бұрын
Them really are pro(s) 😅😂
@samigaming9398
@samigaming9398 Жыл бұрын
Read about Mary in the Qur'an and the scientific miracles of the Qur'an and Mohammad in Hindu scripture and song of Solomon ch5v16 Hebrew 😊
@amaliasalazar3090
@amaliasalazar3090 Жыл бұрын
Boring
@daniellehohensee2021
@daniellehohensee2021 10 ай бұрын
"They are *here*" has me howling.
@laserfoxpro
@laserfoxpro 10 ай бұрын
auuuu??
@daniellehohensee2021
@daniellehohensee2021 10 ай бұрын
@@laserfoxpro Use your words, I don't speak bottom.
@Mr.__Sofi
@Mr.__Sofi 10 ай бұрын
​@@daniellehohensee2021🤓🤓🤓
@syrexproductions5012
@syrexproductions5012 10 ай бұрын
@@daniellehohensee2021 then learn how to speak bottom
@EZgamesthegoat
@EZgamesthegoat 10 ай бұрын
Bro’s a 🐺
@syedkhawarzafar5108
@syedkhawarzafar5108 6 ай бұрын
He just killed "them all"😅😅
@hamzahfanzuri131
@hamzahfanzuri131 4 ай бұрын
😂😅
@congNguyen-rj9tu
@congNguyen-rj9tu 3 ай бұрын
Nice one
@nuracheep2908
@nuracheep2908 2 ай бұрын
Good one😂😂😂
@chigozieunegbu569
@chigozieunegbu569 7 ай бұрын
If you watched more than 3 times, gather here 😂😂
@gabrielekarl9278
@gabrielekarl9278 4 ай бұрын
👋
@rusydir841
@rusydir841 3 ай бұрын
True😂
@karunketone10
@karunketone10 3 ай бұрын
I can't... I've watched over 25 times 😂
@tall-dark-and-nevermind
@tall-dark-and-nevermind 3 ай бұрын
Gets funnier the more i watch 😂
@nuracheep2908
@nuracheep2908 2 ай бұрын
You called??? It's been 2 weeks...and im still here watching the same short😂😂
@valinogoldberg2475
@valinogoldberg2475 Жыл бұрын
"They are here." Is a chilling introduction of a horror movie.
@WretchedEgg528
@WretchedEgg528 Жыл бұрын
Then you hear a noise behind you and slowly turn around, sweating profusely. The pizza... IS GONE! *Thunder* =D
@pididoubleu
@pididoubleu Жыл бұрын
It's Liam Neeson
@ulfingvar1
@ulfingvar1 Жыл бұрын
The whole gender nihilism IS horror!
@Drusille
@Drusille Жыл бұрын
it should be better to say "they is here" so we all know there is not a football team coming to dinner
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie Жыл бұрын
@@Drusille Or be honest and use Pronouns as they are intended, as descriptive words of whomever you're speaking about. If it's a female, it's a SHE if it's a male it's a HE.. if they are an unknown person it's they, it's the only usage to refer to a singular person in the following question "and they are?" And that is only because it's an old phrase that's older than He and She itself. Even Here and There are derived from the same word as He and She are and of course They, Them, and You... not I or me though... You should probably go back to school if you would ever call a person of known gender for anything other than he or she... because the next time someone uses the wrong pronoun in my vicinity I'll tell them, "Oh my mistake here I thought, long grass freeze sky, soot gold liquid knee five asterisk dollar sign quiche end bracket." Because if we're going to speak nonsense, I can also do that.
@QueensGambit9876
@QueensGambit9876 10 ай бұрын
"Where are they?" "They are here" I died..😂😂😂😂😂😂
@oscardaone
@oscardaone 10 ай бұрын
Yeah those lines 😂😂😂
@raisuketv9630
@raisuketv9630 10 ай бұрын
sounds like venom
@natalieshanahan3609
@natalieshanahan3609 10 ай бұрын
Me too😂
@ainv2983
@ainv2983 10 ай бұрын
😅
@Thisisabadideageorge
@Thisisabadideageorge 10 ай бұрын
Lmao me to thinking they have mental issues
@khushishilpa
@khushishilpa 2 ай бұрын
He is calmest comedian I've ever seen.
@aksireaksi2624
@aksireaksi2624 6 ай бұрын
Where are they?? Batman : they are here
@Krishna_Ke_Parth
@Krishna_Ke_Parth 6 ай бұрын
I Was Going To Comment Same
@1ken1111
@1ken1111 3 ай бұрын
but wait
@catherinerangasamy8332
@catherinerangasamy8332 10 ай бұрын
As an English teacher, I laughed so hard at this. 😂
@MandoMike
@MandoMike 10 ай бұрын
As an English teacher what do you think of today's word salad that's taken over the western culture?
@TheAndreyCraft
@TheAndreyCraft 10 ай бұрын
If you're English teacher, can you explain why do they use word "they" for neutral gender instead of "it"? It always was he, she, it, why did they replace "it" with "they"?
@MandoMike
@MandoMike 10 ай бұрын
@@TheAndreyCraft Seriously, They as in more than 1... It's all immaturity and a fad at this point.
@psilocypher
@psilocypher 10 ай бұрын
@@MandoMikeJust imagine how many lawsuits will be filed when the fad dies out by young adults against their abusive parents who encouraged them to screw with their hormones and have permanent sex changes. I can’t wait for society to snap out of it.
@gabshadow2687
@gabshadow2687 10 ай бұрын
I mean we do use ‘they’ when referring to a singular person tho it’s usually when their gender is unknown
@standardbanner
@standardbanner 10 ай бұрын
The way he said "With one person" is so on point. Gold
@dinonuggsmeal1141
@dinonuggsmeal1141 10 ай бұрын
@knot_AyUsernamewhy?
@TakeMyShots
@TakeMyShots 10 ай бұрын
reminded me Peter Griffin and idfk why
@geewhiz5926
@geewhiz5926 10 ай бұрын
​@@dinonuggsmeal1141he's dyslexic forget it
@dinonuggsmeal1141
@dinonuggsmeal1141 10 ай бұрын
@@geewhiz5926 eh ok
@fahrifahri3876
@fahrifahri3876 10 ай бұрын
​@knot_AyUsername lots of dyslexic people these days, started to make me scared tho
@Lifeangel2908
@Lifeangel2908 6 ай бұрын
I love this guy!! He is telling actual difficulties we face, on a daily basis.
@vikspod
@vikspod Ай бұрын
I havent experienced this not even once in my life lol
@JeanneGwerz
@JeanneGwerz 7 ай бұрын
To be funny and to make people laugh is not so easy. This guy does it with much accuracy and efficiency, in a very simple way. He is so good ! And his accent gives so much savour ! I hear him for the first time...I can't stop listening and laughing every time !
@user-rj5ym4wk3y
@user-rj5ym4wk3y 5 ай бұрын
Não se engane. Ele boicotou um comediante no Brasil por isso é esquerdista e pedo
@andrefdsouza
@andrefdsouza 3 ай бұрын
Btw, He is a Braziliam comedian, youtuber and much more that i Dont know haha. There are many ppl that Dont like him here in Brazil, because his kind of jokes.
@JeanneGwerz
@JeanneGwerz 3 ай бұрын
​​ Thank you for these informations. There is quite a moment I don't see him on KZbin. He has got his special own style, he is sometimes very funny, very good, but sometimes he is a little bit heavy. He uses too much words as fuck or what the fuck... He has still to work, but ok, he has talent.
@andrefdsouza
@andrefdsouza 3 ай бұрын
@@JeanneGwerz yeah, i see that too. He is often too heavy, actually
@williamtan7912
@williamtan7912 8 ай бұрын
“They are here” sounds like a legion of demons inside a person
@scarlett19b
@scarlett19b 7 ай бұрын
*Like Regan in 🎬The Exorcist!*
@gnajsdayout
@gnajsdayout 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@6stringedpsycho718
@6stringedpsycho718 7 ай бұрын
Because it is.
@rogemillecastillo3183
@rogemillecastillo3183 7 ай бұрын
That's exactly what it is...
@RajYaj
@RajYaj 7 ай бұрын
Sa 😂
@TherapistBoughtFromWish
@TherapistBoughtFromWish 10 ай бұрын
"Where are they?" "They are here.." Multiple arms came crawling out of the guy, as indescriable voices drew closer..
@sirtchreyacts8741
@sirtchreyacts8741 10 ай бұрын
That is too dark and scary to imagine!! Simply not even human at this point! 👽
@pbonfanti
@pbonfanti 10 ай бұрын
they are legion for are they are many...
@TenNoOkami
@TenNoOkami 10 ай бұрын
i...literally pictured this same thing(very similar scenario) in my head and came to the comments to see if anyone else thought so as well XD
@hifivelowfive
@hifivelowfive 10 ай бұрын
@@pbonfantiBunch of smegheads!
@YuezhiTribe
@YuezhiTribe 10 ай бұрын
💀💀
@longnez4554
@longnez4554 7 ай бұрын
"So I bought a lot of food"😂
@viniciusrosa161
@viniciusrosa161 7 ай бұрын
"how many times did u see that video?" Me: Yes!
@Zeph504
@Zeph504 Жыл бұрын
That is true. As non native english speaker we only see pronouns as a grammar. Its not identity or whatever. Its language.
@marcrodriguez01
@marcrodriguez01 Жыл бұрын
It was just that for pretty much everyone until like 3 to 5 years ago...
@benzuriel4466
@benzuriel4466 Жыл бұрын
​@@brdrnda3805 yes but it refers to something other than so claimed "gender identity" as being in "neutral", then, these modern day, before gender issue(s), they/them are used in one of the forms to refer a group of people. That's that
@crypticlol
@crypticlol 11 ай бұрын
​@@kelor123If you wanna roast about they/them, at least learn how to write in English properly
@jan-willembavinck3650
@jan-willembavinck3650 11 ай бұрын
​@@brdrnda3805singular they had been used for ages, but generally just for cases when gender is unknown. As soon as you know male or female you update pronoun to he or she. The weird thing now is that the gender confused people refuse to accept biological fact that penis = he, vagina = she.
@d.9962
@d.9962 11 ай бұрын
Yes!!!
@Martin-kn1cn
@Martin-kn1cn 10 ай бұрын
“He showed up with ONE PERSON” - Dumbledore said calmly
@jamoeclopton1939
@jamoeclopton1939 9 ай бұрын
You just kind of reworded his joke
@shrederman9838
@shrederman9838 9 ай бұрын
@@jamoeclopton1939 actually, its a harry potter joke.
@ladyphoenixgrey3923
@ladyphoenixgrey3923 9 ай бұрын
“DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET, HARRY!?”
@riene937
@riene937 5 ай бұрын
i've watched this several times... but never gets old😂😂😂
@judofan9467
@judofan9467 3 ай бұрын
The Viper survived his fight with the Mountain and went on to a career in comedy.😂
@Believe-on1wl
@Believe-on1wl 2 ай бұрын
Can’t unhear it now
@dan.p.8060
@dan.p.8060 10 ай бұрын
It’s so difficult being funny in another language. This guy is using his second language for material that’s just gold. Love what you’re doing. Watching from Seattle.
@Pomirkovany
@Pomirkovany 10 ай бұрын
But sometimes being funny as a non native language is easier. The accent and a little bit broken English can make some average comedy funnier
@Valefor61
@Valefor61 10 ай бұрын
@@callbettersaul Dude, by "funny in another language" he means being funny with a language besides your first language
@ian.alvesf
@ian.alvesf 10 ай бұрын
@@Pomirkovany his most valuable skill is the timing. Timing for comedy isn't related to main or second language. He's on the comedy since 2001, i wasn't even born! The way that you're typing sounds like u are belittling him and being childish.
@amberg4131
@amberg4131 10 ай бұрын
Sadly his jokes are being stolen by other influencers who butcher his jokes. He’s got another video showing how it’s been going on. They ruined his joke.
@Pomirkovany
@Pomirkovany 10 ай бұрын
@@ian.alvesf I was not talking about him specifically. I just didn’t agree that in general it’s harder to be funny in non native language. Don’t be so defensive
@sirionlyx
@sirionlyx 10 ай бұрын
"So you tell them" he was pissed
@gordonmitchell729
@gordonmitchell729 10 ай бұрын
No, tell they! 😂😂😂
@xetaxero
@xetaxero 10 ай бұрын
My guy bought a buffet and fed one person… I’d be pissed.
@inasaput8265
@inasaput8265 6 ай бұрын
The delivery and emphasis on each word is gold 😂
@veritasium1645
@veritasium1645 6 ай бұрын
He highlights the absurdity of new ideologies while laughing. More efficient than politics.
@youtubesucks3811
@youtubesucks3811 10 ай бұрын
😂 I love this guy. His bit about verbs is hilarious. “I dance, you dance, but he dances.. does he dance more than me?”
@TripppEE
@TripppEE 10 ай бұрын
Who is it
@youtubesucks3811
@youtubesucks3811 10 ай бұрын
@@TripppEE Rafi Bastos. He’s great, highly recommend him to anyone who likes funny
@larrytherustyboii7442
@larrytherustyboii7442 10 ай бұрын
I feel proud for getting the joke and i suck at grammar
@raenelllewis89
@raenelllewis89 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 thats adorable!!!! I gotta find him!!!
@redleeks6253
@redleeks6253 10 ай бұрын
That's not his joke actually. All kids (portuguese speakers) when learning english would kinda joke about it.
@metroidhunter965
@metroidhunter965 9 ай бұрын
“They are going to eat all this fucking food.” Spoken like a true Italian.
@gsd14011998
@gsd14011998 9 ай бұрын
He is Brazilian, isn't he?😂
@metroidhunter965
@metroidhunter965 9 ай бұрын
@@gsd14011998yes, he is. But what are Italians known for, in regards to eating food?
@gsd14011998
@gsd14011998 9 ай бұрын
@@metroidhunter965 you're spot on 😂 maybe we've inherited it from them. We don't like wasting food and at the same time we like it in abundance... Lol
@metroidhunter965
@metroidhunter965 9 ай бұрын
@@gsd14011998 well, you can’t really blame WWII fleeing for that. Immigration to Brazil from Italy was already on the decline at the turn of the 20th century. But Brazil was a hotbed during the 1800’s for Italians to move to The 1940 census only counted those Italians who’re second generation, meaning they were the first one born in the emigrated homeland.
@gsd14011998
@gsd14011998 9 ай бұрын
@@metroidhunter965 well indeed, I can't!
@reymhanibnu1650
@reymhanibnu1650 7 ай бұрын
this guy is a legend..i like how he act..his face and expression..its so funny
@Tsunomato
@Tsunomato 6 ай бұрын
Muito bom Rafinha, vc criou 999 fakes pra elogiar a si mesmo em inglês.
@user-rj5ym4wk3y
@user-rj5ym4wk3y 5 ай бұрын
​@@Tsunomatosó pode. Porque no Brasil quem aplaude esse lixo
@LeonardoRflp
@LeonardoRflp 4 ай бұрын
@@Tsunomato É que eles não conhecem muito bem o humor brasileiro (muito melhor), então até o Rafinha parece engraçado, sendo que pra nós não parece tanto. E como é um dos únicos que eles conhecem...
@muhammadnaimshaikh7143
@muhammadnaimshaikh7143 6 ай бұрын
He is so innocent 😂
@cookk-8392
@cookk-8392 10 ай бұрын
This guy’s joke + facial expression + accent + action + look are all perfect 😂
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 10 ай бұрын
E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎
@wolfiegirlthegamer5885
@wolfiegirlthegamer5885 10 ай бұрын
yep
@CanaDianKoRn
@CanaDianKoRn 10 ай бұрын
“Are they in the room with us right now?”
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 10 ай бұрын
E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎
@hotasianstepsister3039
@hotasianstepsister3039 10 ай бұрын
Sounds like a horror movie line
@best-pro570
@best-pro570 10 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
@yourbestfiend512
@yourbestfiend512 10 ай бұрын
LMAO
@---23---
@---23--- 10 ай бұрын
😂
@anuragshukla3528
@anuragshukla3528 6 ай бұрын
Finally someone openly called for true confusion. I can definitely relate to it.😂😂😂
@AnimatedLingoVie
@AnimatedLingoVie 7 ай бұрын
Man, i don’t remember how many times watched this short but it got me everytime lol
@megane0912
@megane0912 10 ай бұрын
"They are here" got me 🤣 I imagined the friend bringing some "invisible" friends like ghosts or something 🤣
@successfulogabaga2143
@successfulogabaga2143 10 ай бұрын
My name is Steve from africa, please help me and my brothers with some food.
@ChrisCoats-wy8bf
@ChrisCoats-wy8bf 10 ай бұрын
Me too 🤣🤘
@elektron2kim666
@elektron2kim666 10 ай бұрын
It is ghosts somehow.
@01IveR01
@01IveR01 10 ай бұрын
Yes, if a friend came saying they are here. Im like nope not today the pastor is out of town and I don't know how to do exorcism.🤣
@sirtchreyacts8741
@sirtchreyacts8741 10 ай бұрын
"They're HEEEEEERE" 😲😲😲
@austinred458
@austinred458 Жыл бұрын
"You tell them 💀 they're gonna have to eat all this f ing food."
@ZayxSt
@ZayxSt Жыл бұрын
i see you can hear
@blazikarbon
@blazikarbon Жыл бұрын
Why do you censor your own comment ?!
@SilkyCayla
@SilkyCayla 10 ай бұрын
what if they were vegan?
@EwanLim
@EwanLim 10 ай бұрын
@@SilkyCaylathen they have to eat everything in order to not disrespect the animals that gave their lives to feed others. 🤬🤬😂😂😂
@Death_the_Kid
@Death_the_Kid 10 ай бұрын
​@@EwanLimThat is kinda true though
@TheSILVERFINGERr
@TheSILVERFINGERr 5 ай бұрын
Brazil loves you Rafinha. You're one of the best. All the success of your career is well deserved!
@monasutnga9067
@monasutnga9067 7 ай бұрын
I was literally shouting on top of my lungs "They are here!" before he could even say it lol😂
@algladyou
@algladyou 7 ай бұрын
Now do we use "is" now since it's one?
@emperorwang0861
@emperorwang0861 10 ай бұрын
Being funny in a second language he learned as an adult is a truly impressive feat. It shows he is very intelligent.
@mikecole9676
@mikecole9676 10 ай бұрын
Very interesting comment! I never thought of it like that.
@TabbuEme
@TabbuEme 10 ай бұрын
My God, Americans are so used to the majority of their people being monolingual, that it's impressive when someone speaks a second language well.
@emperorwang0861
@emperorwang0861 10 ай бұрын
@TabbuEme my God, we're so used to the actual reality of most of the inhabitants of the world being monolingual in their homes, and if you had actually been around the world and not just around the internet, you'd know that was true. But way to tell on yourself you lil internet cool-point chasing kid 😘
@lukmanpelu8135
@lukmanpelu8135 10 ай бұрын
not he. THEY 😂😂😂😂
@TabbuEme
@TabbuEme 10 ай бұрын
@@emperorwang0861 IDK bro, a lot of people in other countries speak two languages at least and/or have extended family that speak a different language. Many cultures that integrated into another one are bilingual, and the entire east of Europe is bilingual, because Russia forced their own language on wherever they were. I had been around the world, in India a lot of people speak a bunch of languages, which is why it's not as bad when your English is alright. Any place of Europe you can get away with English, french in places near France, you can always run into someone speaking Russian in most Europian countries and Germans don't really like speaking English, but they are decent at it, I've met a lot of English speakers in Germany, though it is very hard to get them to actually speak English, easier just to find a Russian, my landlord in Germany, for example, spoke to his brother in Russian, spoke to his family in German and I talked to him in a weird mixture of both, when my Russian or German language skills fell short. I dunno bro, Europe is somewhat of a melting pot and I've only been to places with tourists outside the EU. But I have seen quite a bit of places where quite a bit of people can speak a few languages, rather than one. I'm sure, if you saw the world yourself, you could not be such an ass about it.
@polokomogorosi7418
@polokomogorosi7418 10 ай бұрын
That's the most menacing "They are here" I've ever heard😂
@sph8483
@sph8483 9 ай бұрын
Supernatural vibe
@amanofpotatoes2176
@amanofpotatoes2176 9 ай бұрын
Oh no, not the feds!
@mediahubtv3614
@mediahubtv3614 6 ай бұрын
"THEY ARE HEREEEEE!" hahahaha Nailed It Kabron!
@jcmat9917
@jcmat9917 7 ай бұрын
As a Dominican, especially for Christmas Eve or New Year’s Eve, I couldn’t relate more… 😂😂😂
@Bettermustcome92
@Bettermustcome92 9 ай бұрын
"Tell "them" they are going to eat all of this fucking food" I screamed 😂😂
@PureRadiance23
@PureRadiance23 9 ай бұрын
😂
@carmelitajones7779
@carmelitajones7779 9 ай бұрын
Me too.
@MikeJones-ti1cb
@MikeJones-ti1cb 9 ай бұрын
This is why comedy is important.
@provakarroychy1535
@provakarroychy1535 6 ай бұрын
Yes. Yes!! 🙌
@yaugir
@yaugir 6 ай бұрын
Why? I didn't get it
@user-uy5ck4bt9w
@user-uy5ck4bt9w 6 ай бұрын
@@yaugir Watch Porn then, Stop watching comedy
@songkim117
@songkim117 6 ай бұрын
No comedy no life.
@aito9801
@aito9801 6 ай бұрын
comedy can bring a message that sometimes can't be delivered in usual way.
@ameliatracy97
@ameliatracy97 7 ай бұрын
This is so me, 🤣🤣 because English is not my first languages, i'll totally do what he do with my confused face
@diamassserum2107
@diamassserum2107 7 ай бұрын
so true, its really confusing, why dont they just make a new word for that purpose instead of using theythem stuff
@ameliatracy97
@ameliatracy97 7 ай бұрын
@@diamassserum2107 yeah, in school we just learn "they" and "them" is for many people, he is for boy/men, and she is for girl/women 😂
@jayparadillo5331
@jayparadillo5331 4 ай бұрын
Smashing the replay button for this.. cant stop laughing to this joke..
@josmat
@josmat 9 ай бұрын
As Spanish person who struggled with English many years I want to thank this guy 🤣🤣🤣
@almarustrian5936
@almarustrian5936 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@wmarch88
@wmarch88 9 ай бұрын
I'm still struggling, 2 years speaking English with foreigners, thanks nobody use "neutral" pronouns
@bryant475
@bryant475 9 ай бұрын
And now they have "Latinx" , they want to change the romance languages to fit their delusion!
@V.E.R.O.
@V.E.R.O. 8 ай бұрын
Same, I didn't realize until recently that many English words that have an "S" in them are actually pronounced as "Z". Examples: choose, his, business, housing, was, clothes, reason, etc. It would be so much simpler if they just replaced the s with a z! And then there's the different sounds between the "B" and the "V", most times my ear can't pick up the difference, it's a good thing I'm a good speller.
@SteffCharlie
@SteffCharlie 8 ай бұрын
​@V.E.R.O. keep going though, you'll get there!! 😊
@guitarreilly
@guitarreilly 10 ай бұрын
Guys got such a great delivery. It’s so wholesome even when he swears
@annasard419
@annasard419 10 ай бұрын
congrats for your 1k likes
@waningmooncancer9628
@waningmooncancer9628 10 ай бұрын
Right?!? It's like he's innocently naughty 😆😆😆😆😆😇
@gregXxo
@gregXxo 10 ай бұрын
Funny and at the same time, it wasn't disrespectful
@anamariacambiaso5852
@anamariacambiaso5852 6 ай бұрын
Awesome.....I didn't expect to laugh so much. You explained it perfectly!!!!
@Endrit719
@Endrit719 2 ай бұрын
I've rewatched this a couple of times it's just funny every time
@aadithyasaisankar3651
@aadithyasaisankar3651 Жыл бұрын
Remember kids, grammar exists for a reason.
@dimalicious888
@dimalicious888 Жыл бұрын
Thank you captain obvious.
@theuntalkins
@theuntalkins Жыл бұрын
​@@dimalicious888 not so obvious to everyone 😂
@rahadiant3
@rahadiant3 Жыл бұрын
Just a reason? What is it?
@eggbertmcflubermuffin9550
@eggbertmcflubermuffin9550 Жыл бұрын
Remember kid, "they" has been used singular for over 600 years.
@kauf0u
@kauf0u 11 ай бұрын
@@eggbertmcflubermuffin9550 can't find even in books from the end of the 19th /first half of 20th century, we're living in the same universe or not?
@0ixto
@0ixto 9 ай бұрын
“They are here,” said like they were an invisible army from a horror movie
@scarlett19b
@scarlett19b 7 ай бұрын
*Like the Twins in 🎬The Shining!*
@mark21trix
@mark21trix 7 ай бұрын
Definitely... Invisible demon 😈 called "legion"
@sarahevansy9359
@sarahevansy9359 7 ай бұрын
Just because they are. ,,, possessing that person😂
@stevieg6418
@stevieg6418 7 ай бұрын
Yeah we saw the video thanks 🙄
@Mimiyu004
@Mimiyu004 7 ай бұрын
His soothing voice is nailing the fact that he's explaining the crazy experience he's having
@ashcharya27
@ashcharya27 5 ай бұрын
He killed 'them' with his words.
@mahlakomakutu1469
@mahlakomakutu1469 10 ай бұрын
"so I bought a lot of food" 😂😂😂😂
@Chellirsl
@Chellirsl 10 ай бұрын
It’s a Brazilian thing. We would NEVER have someone at our home be hungry. NEVER. if someone is invited we will always make the person feel as at home as possible and well fed. So yeah, I can see myself doing something like that as well and going overboard with a whole lot of food for “them”.
@apeblackberry3641
@apeblackberry3641 10 ай бұрын
Tenant: Call me they\them. Landlord: They\them? I'm increasing your rent then.
@shadenox8164
@shadenox8164 10 ай бұрын
Are you stupid? This joke fails on two fronts. the first being singular they is a thing and the second being rent is based on the property not the number of tenants. That's why younger people rent places together because its cheaper. See the rent gets split between them not multiplied.
@trevorsreya8277
@trevorsreya8277 10 ай бұрын
Like they need an excuse to raise rent.
@schterban
@schterban 10 ай бұрын
@@trevorsreya8277 Felt that
@mouna2429
@mouna2429 10 ай бұрын
That's a nice idea with they comes more money😎💸
@Gonzhilaz
@Gonzhilaz 10 ай бұрын
so they paid the ticket for one person then?
@RSPodcast44
@RSPodcast44 2 ай бұрын
"30 degrees, very cold. the next day, 40 degrees, *much colder* " this cracks me up for some reason
@mahletyilma6431
@mahletyilma6431 7 ай бұрын
Hilarious and deep! 😂😂😂
@miminightcores3723
@miminightcores3723 10 ай бұрын
"Then tell them they have to eat all that food "😂
@hmcredfed1836
@hmcredfed1836 10 ай бұрын
you couldent get better out of it
@ArdenGAshtonWilliams
@ArdenGAshtonWilliams 10 ай бұрын
Best response 😂
@leezaRainboeveins
@leezaRainboeveins 10 ай бұрын
😂😂 I’d genuinely freaked out if someone said “they are here” but only a person showed up
@user-B_8
@user-B_8 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂👍
@bryant475
@bryant475 9 ай бұрын
Multiple personality disorder, like the movie "Split"
@alexdol811
@alexdol811 8 ай бұрын
Johnny, they are here! On trees! 😅
@AnimeChad1
@AnimeChad1 8 ай бұрын
​@@bryant475one day they're crying BLM the next day they vote democrat
@AngelaBusi190
@AngelaBusi190 7 ай бұрын
I literally cried 😂😂😂😂 thank you dude
@GoTerriers1
@GoTerriers1 4 ай бұрын
Delivery is totally on point! Very funny.
@meatismurder111
@meatismurder111 11 ай бұрын
“Took me three years to learn i am she is he is they are” lol as a non native speaker I related to that 😭
@Dream-zs7bl
@Dream-zs7bl 10 ай бұрын
😉
@Dream-zs7bl
@Dream-zs7bl 10 ай бұрын
😂
@nethermir2169
@nethermir2169 Жыл бұрын
This kind of comedy is so much better than cussing or calling someone in the audience and making fun of them.
@feardahornypigeon
@feardahornypigeon Жыл бұрын
both are fine bruh, if something it's on you for messing with a comedian, let'em cook or get roasted
@digofirmo
@digofirmo Жыл бұрын
I agree. The topic is sensitive, but he's not being a jerk about it. He's just confused, as I'm sure a lot of people are.
@Flippy_Nips
@Flippy_Nips Жыл бұрын
@@digofirmo sensitive for whom?
@user-zx5pu1ws3q
@user-zx5pu1ws3q Жыл бұрын
@@Flippy_Nips for them apparently
@FendyWinardi
@FendyWinardi Жыл бұрын
​@@user-zx5pu1ws3q 1 person or many person? 😂
@aureliatolentino9395
@aureliatolentino9395 7 ай бұрын
This is a fave of mine. This and he always makes me laugh.
@LigiB
@LigiB 7 ай бұрын
They are here, he talk about demonic posesion of "them" 🤣🤣🤣👍😅
@naser.namdar
@naser.namdar 10 ай бұрын
i love how he tells his joke with his tone and accent, going quiet and gaining the crowd's attention
@rafaelchristianmorris3965
@rafaelchristianmorris3965 10 ай бұрын
Pure tallent no shouting but using a soft voice to entertain. ❤️
@AugustoXRock
@AugustoXRock 10 ай бұрын
Is this a jab at bill burr? xD
@wiles3953
@wiles3953 10 ай бұрын
Or Joe Rogan? Lol
@user-mu9ki8mw1y
@user-mu9ki8mw1y 10 ай бұрын
"They are here" was more like a grunt
@lunchakornsritawatchai6018
@lunchakornsritawatchai6018 2 ай бұрын
I have watched this for a thousand times 😂😂😂😂
@sanda5226
@sanda5226 6 ай бұрын
as someone who is not a native speaker i agree; you maling it harder for people who try to grasp this language
@johnwilson1094
@johnwilson1094 10 ай бұрын
"Our name is Legion because we are many."
@BlankCanvas88
@BlankCanvas88 10 ай бұрын
Totally. 😳
@jsensei402
@jsensei402 10 ай бұрын
Damn lol, thanks for the new metaphysical perspective on this phenomena.
@jeffersonreyes301
@jeffersonreyes301 10 ай бұрын
Ohhh yeah🤣 “them” that friend definitely had a couple demons that needed to be casted out. Look up the video on how NOT normal it is that there’s a 20% spike in LGBTZ whatever. IN KIDS!!! In F-Ing Kids man. Shiii gives it a whole new meaning to. Control the youth, control the future
@JennyG.COW5
@JennyG.COW5 10 ай бұрын
Woah!! 😮 Gotta Point! 👍 Matthew 26, Mark 5, and Luke 8!
@lukesteele9353
@lukesteele9353 10 ай бұрын
Spoken like a true hive mind
@tyago1949
@tyago1949 Жыл бұрын
This guys delivery is nothing else than PERFECT !!! The tone of his voice, the way he speaks slowly, he pronounces every syllable. I wish you tons of success buddy !
@gazelle20111
@gazelle20111 6 ай бұрын
His accent makes it so funny… They are here 😂😂😂
@satish8437
@satish8437 3 ай бұрын
Flawless delivery !! 😄
@wongtan5089
@wongtan5089 9 ай бұрын
Imagine how horrible it will be when the house burning and they tell fire fighters that "theyre in the house" and the firefighters stuck around looking for more than one person
@mareejoy6113
@mareejoy6113 8 ай бұрын
Wow, you actually make a really good point
@OurBailey
@OurBailey 7 ай бұрын
Haha
@carollbaptiste5411
@carollbaptiste5411 7 ай бұрын
And gettin injured in the process
@SicYennefer
@SicYennefer 7 ай бұрын
Firefighters ask HOW MANY people are in the house during fire
@ntdtmn2111
@ntdtmn2111 7 ай бұрын
⁠@@SicYenneferthe response is one person. The firefighters are even more confused lol
@GrillYoCheese
@GrillYoCheese 10 ай бұрын
The whole delivery of "With one person" had me laughing so hard I swear. I need to watch more of this guy he's awesome lmao
@m.ali.8834
@m.ali.8834 3 ай бұрын
Delivery is spot on. Hilarious
@Gannicus-USA
@Gannicus-USA 7 ай бұрын
This is freakin brilliant
@monojitchatterjee3185
@monojitchatterjee3185 6 ай бұрын
Hello! Do you like Anime or Linux?
@melissaisloud7404
@melissaisloud7404 10 ай бұрын
This is absolute gold.
@glennverdeyen5685
@glennverdeyen5685 10 ай бұрын
Good to know this one. I mean , from now on I'm telling my Italian friends I will bring "they" along. Imagine all that Italian food just for me 🤤
@MajesticJoshua
@MajesticJoshua 10 ай бұрын
The voice coupled with the accent means that this is perfection.
@kari8899
@kari8899 10 ай бұрын
Yes!
@zouzoufilghorba2150
@zouzoufilghorba2150 10 ай бұрын
Is this his accent or just for the show? Tx
@MajesticJoshua
@MajesticJoshua 10 ай бұрын
@@zouzoufilghorba2150 I doubt it.
@rennfeli3284
@rennfeli3284 10 ай бұрын
​@@zouzoufilghorba2150He is a brazilian comedian, so this really is his accent when he speaks english
@zouzoufilghorba2150
@zouzoufilghorba2150 10 ай бұрын
@@rennfeli3284 Thank you so much for ur response. Yeah! I love his accent and love ur first comment about the perfection. You can feel his humor despite of his accent. Tx again and take care!
@paulpanter4941
@paulpanter4941 4 ай бұрын
He brougth it absolutly on point
@rahuldsouza9596
@rahuldsouza9596 3 ай бұрын
"they're here" sounded like Pablo Franciso
@brittdove37
@brittdove37 Жыл бұрын
That was surprisingly wholesome 😂❤
@samigaming9398
@samigaming9398 Жыл бұрын
Read about Mary in the Qur'an and the scientific miracles of the Qur'an and Mohammad in Hindu scripture and song of Solomon ch5v16 Hebrew 😊
@mattgurnisson8370
@mattgurnisson8370 11 ай бұрын
​@@samigaming9398how about no...
@bhunag9383
@bhunag9383 10 ай бұрын
​@@samigaming9398 y. What does it say. I am sure mary identified herself as a woman?
@lightup6751
@lightup6751 10 ай бұрын
This isn’t wholesome is it
@giselahilgers4250
@giselahilgers4250 Жыл бұрын
That's the cutest roasting I've ever heard. 😂😊
@nelaris6969
@nelaris6969 10 ай бұрын
Right?
@hannaredda3061
@hannaredda3061 5 ай бұрын
I am, you're, we're, they're, he is,😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@amandadantas9489
@amandadantas9489 6 ай бұрын
Great!!! Proud of this Brazilian being international 😊 Congrats 👏👏👏
@Cletus_the_Elder
@Cletus_the_Elder 10 ай бұрын
This is fantastic. The horror-story reveal intonation of "They are here" and the turn was brilliant.
@mantismd573
@mantismd573 10 ай бұрын
Thats honestly the best pronoun joke I've heard so far lol
@joemadre9550
@joemadre9550 9 ай бұрын
Besides the obvious joke that these pronoun people think they get to force other people's speech.
@belladupont6777
@belladupont6777 8 ай бұрын
Outstanding
@Hjjjjjj655
@Hjjjjjj655 7 ай бұрын
His friend had multiple personalities 😊
@without.within.
@without.within. 5 ай бұрын
Dudes set up is great. Keep it up!
@_bxbyowl
@_bxbyowl 10 ай бұрын
I've never heard a soft "Wtf" that's cute 🤣
@cerebrummaximus3762
@cerebrummaximus3762 10 ай бұрын
Ikr!
@nostalgic6979
@nostalgic6979 10 ай бұрын
Actually that sounds scary!
@that_girl_shine8339
@that_girl_shine8339 9 ай бұрын
“Where are they?” “They are here!!” OMG this dude is hilarious 😭🤣🤣🤣
@rafaelvinhal8087
@rafaelvinhal8087 5 ай бұрын
Rafa seu stand Up em inglês está incrível kkkkk muito bom, ri demais!
@ordinaryretrogamer6944
@ordinaryretrogamer6944 6 ай бұрын
Perfect delivery
@janetflynn8390
@janetflynn8390 Жыл бұрын
And he said "They are here!" 😂😂
@annsly4745
@annsly4745 10 ай бұрын
the delivery of "they are here" is funny af, it's like ur friend's visit suddenly turned into horror situation 😂
@jouj4584
@jouj4584 5 ай бұрын
"They’re heeeeeere"
@lalatok-avatarsocialmedia2023
@lalatok-avatarsocialmedia2023 6 ай бұрын
His timing and voice makes the joke better 😂
@Munki
@Munki 10 ай бұрын
This guy's good. Delivery is so on point.
@usuariocelular8065
@usuariocelular8065 Жыл бұрын
i like how he says " with one person" 😂
@klebberbrazilian.theprofessor
@klebberbrazilian.theprofessor 11 ай бұрын
It's a typical brazilian thing to show irony. 😂
@ondrejlukac5769
@ondrejlukac5769 11 ай бұрын
Somehow... he sounds to me at that moment like Uncle Roger.
@AN_XI
@AN_XI 7 ай бұрын
Love this!
@Roar1921
@Roar1921 6 ай бұрын
One of the best I have seen. Can see on repeat mode
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