Pitching Our WORST Ideas | The Yard

[@Mike-fp9ig]

This is my first podcast since I got back from the arctic. Hope nobody is Greek all of the sudden.

[@samdorrell9807]

Dude, I hate be the one to say this …

[@technetium9653]

You won't believe who's actually African

[@dontsleeponme7470]

Oh boy ur in for a treat..

[@fluorescentfuneralalt]

Might have to sit down for this one man

[@lukatim979]

I mean one of them is chinese so might as well

[@gatchabot]

nick really said from the beer🍺 to the key🔑 to the car🚗 to the tree🌲🗣🔥

[@Ic-gv2eo]

Fire comment

[@fragmentturtle]

😂

[@caleb_artzs2533]

🎵We should pay parking for the people

[@artemisoreillyhahn3956]

this is so funny

[@Blocko_Boi]

Barz

[@samt3412]

Finding it really funny that Lud talks about Gravity Falls like it's still going and not like it ended 8 years ago

[@quetia.]

man and slime just let him have the point

[@notjeepus]

is it not coming back with that website countdown hidden code stuff???

[@solidkink]

@@notjeepusIt’s for the Book of Bill, really cool breakdown vids about this

[@ThorfinnSkuII]

Yeah I had the same thought when he mentioned GF lol I kinda just figured he meant it as in the key of The Book of Bill drop this year; which subsequently works out to fill the form properly 😅😂

[@crayonlord3000]

bro confused bc of the new books for sure for sure-- who tf is showing up to their games claiming to work on it 🤭🤭

[@chanceroberson7517]

Haven’t watched the video but im guessing they pay for all of the parking in LA

[@GolenCheeseIt]

Man, if only..

[@TheRevHouse]

Love that Aiden is lit up like a Christmas tree this whole ep. He looks like an angel

[@Eval999]

Proper Christian boy with that cut, too

[@T0NI_]

Read this before I started the ep and was like "oh, another comment glazing how snatched Aimen looks", but no. He really do just be glowing

[@infernalisopod3344]

@@Eval999looks like he's singing in the yearly birth of jesus play for the christmas eve evening service

[@TauntsForDays]

It's so funny when the camera pans to Slime and you can still just see a large amount of light reflecting from Aiden

[@TheRevHouse]

@@TauntsForDays its SOOOOO bright

[@loomic]

"new cartoon" names show that ended almost 10 years ago

[@Hoobastank13]

Lowkey I do this, uncle grandpa/teen titans go are new Cartoon Network I didnt like but pretty sure they both ended years ago lol

[@turdbergler1280]

@@Hoobastank13 yea uncle grandpa ended back in 2017 i know for sure so that's 7 solid years old and it started airing back in 2012 or 2013 cant remember which. edit: also, gravity falls ended in like 2016 so ykno not exactly 10 years old but like jesus fuck I feel old.

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

Congrats on 50K patrons! Can't wait for Aiden to get Big Naturals for the milestone!

[@Stevonicus]

Get that girl on estrogen

[@Fewshin]

does the 50 thousandth patron also get free HRT to grow big naturals?

[@MrSlizzard]

In my yard, watching the Yard. Life is beautiful.

[@Hellyardsown]

Ever since I moved into an apartment, the Yard is my greatest escape. I live vicariously through our boys.

[@elizabethr.9359]

Look up at the moon it’s really bright

[@jacobmorrison5144]

The Yard is the only piece of media where I don’t skip past the ad reads

[@Wyvernnnn]

i skip past the ad reads

[@TsumeAri]

This time I was cry laughing 🤣

[@poorsocialskills]

​@@WyvernnnnHERACY

[@saltine9692]

7:20 “Leaderboard” -> lame and cringe “Beaterboard” -> cool and based

[@Tyr808]

For the graphic tee contest, someone needs to make an offensively French Aiden with the caption “le petit scrote”

[@ChrisG_90]

"Pitching Our WORST Idea | The Yard" Yeah I agree 🤣

[@anou3240]

1:11:00 i'm an english undergrad tutor and students will come in to their VOLUNTARY TUTORING SESSION that they SIGNED UP FOR with an AI-written paper. like, i will read the paper, ask them if it's AI, they admit it's AI, and then I just have to spend our time teaching them what they're supposed to be doing instead of helping them with their writing. so so frustrating and i dont understand it and as a literature student seeing it crop up with my peers is strange?

[@anou3240]

glad the yard provides free education to the masses

[@DeathInTheGutter]

To quote a philosopher, "some mother fuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill"

[@Duckytaro]

I'm currently in my 3rd year of undergrad and it's crazy how much has changed in our writing courses to prevent AI papers to be turned in, there's so many extra steps that we have to take before turning in papers

[@anou3240]

@@Duckytaroi think it’s interesting how every professor seems to approach it differently? my english professors have largely been like “YOU are paying for an english class; if you aren’t actually doing the writing/work then you aren’t getting anything out of it but it’s *your* money wasted” and i find that an interesting angle to take?

[@Duckytaro]

@@anou3240 I've heard that take from my biochem professor who was very adamant about how we are going to be replaced with AI 😔

[@JustJoeMCR]

From the screen, to the pen, to the Ying, to the Ling

[@TheBlueCray0nIsBlue]

Better than all of the song tbh

[@drip1orddior]

that ludwig pose after he dropped his bar shouldnt have made me laugh so hard

[@KGUYDOG]

Nick is going to thrive this episode.

[@liamcarrion]

Laughed in public to this comment

[@autumnchiu]

dude... pink strawberry flavored cigarette with "girlboss" on the side might get me

[@Skozzy]

We've all heard the tales about Slime's infamous horny episode, but here we have the much less expected Ludwig horny episode

[@Wenslo]

As a Taiwanese-American, hearing Aimen talk about Taiwan has got my knickers in a twist (respectfully)

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

They didn't mention Ludwig when he was drunk driving, he pushed a school bus full of kids and parents off the freeway and the cliff. The 1000ft drop. I guess they just forgot to mention it.

[@blamedefinity]

Can verify

[@alex7435]

Bluey is actually goated but it’s for younger kids and their parents, not for teens/pre-teens

[@Salixttv]

I love when the yard argues about work it reminds me of when my parents were still married

[@vixievulpixie]

15:35 actually most stupid thing ludwig has ever said. show isnt still goin. they just came out with a book

[@enchiladaslayer61]

He can't keep getting away with it

[@SenjiYup]

I really loved Aiden’s laughs this ep, feels like he had a really good day

[@alexisoneil7179]

As an enby im proud to represent 85% of the audience

[@lektornese]

Its really funny when Ludwig talks about Nick's league games cause it's akin to a 4th grader looking at his younger brother's 2nd grade soccer game and laughing at how bad they are 😂

[@maybeJace]

Zyn is Narcan for beer

[@LukeGoetz]

Aiden claiming that Taiwan has any desire to claim China as their territory is 30 years out of date. They recognized the CCP as the rulers of the mainland in 1991. Saying otherwise makes the relationship seem combative rather than a one sided oppression.

[@Idonknowwhat]

I’d actually kill for a collab of slime and Tim Robinson, the bits would be unhinged

[@chanceroberson7517]

Can’t wait for the yard to end in 3 months

[@brimmusic4270]

1:37:00 just sliding by to say: w is not part of the combo, its the result of hitting the combo.

[@kaimonteath9544]

Nick and Aimen's fits 9/10, Slime and Lud's fits 8/10 BANGER fits this week

[@daltonbutcher1015]

aiden looks like the “who done it” killer in a movie that makes it way to obvious who did it

[@Ganobrator]

not sure if it's just the thumbnail but slimes chompers are looking rly great man. great set of freaking chompers on this guy

[@DexSybaris]

Bro not again 😭😭😭

[@Ganobrator]

lol

[@TauntsForDays]

"It'd be a waste of a diaper" from Aiden on the ad read killed me

[@bpwrz]

Aiden and Adam Friedland are the same species of bug

[@jonesOtr]

I watched the Italy ep where slime is just roasting italians and it makes so much sense now

[@zakaryrichmond396]

I genuinely have memories of doing the bread wall at Albertsons in 2020 while listening to this podcast and I can 100% say Ludwig has not changed everyone else has

[@zomotw4482]

We need Mr Eatpant on the Yard

[@papabaddad]

Riot claiming a choker is too sexual is crazy if you spend 3 seconds looking at the bewitching skin line

[@Plunkcown]

1:31:55 "Pröstituütæn"

[@CarrerasCorradosCoffee]

And that's why he's the goat

[@ThorfinnSkuII]

4:19 both cheeks, we doin the dr suess, 'One Cheek, Two Cheeks; Red Cheeks, Blue Cheeks' rule 34 animal style and make it cry on that one Zipper-sama.😅😊😂

[@weakw1ll]

I crapped my fucking pants

[@weakw1ll]

A few years ago

[@ivanouellette5623]

The line delivery by ludwig in his line “I got stupid and i drove 🤪😝” was simply explicept cornography to my ears

[@destroyer7907]

The first part of this episode feels like the part of TV shows where they retrospect the whole show to give the animators a break because of how a ton of the past bits all come together, except its actually so funny and almost made me piss my pants

[@redtailedblackshark]

Foster's home for imaginary friends actually has an amazing backstory - it was created by the guy who created Powderpuff girls and his wife who created My Little Pony (Craig McCracken and Lauren Faust)

[@chancefreely]

I actually would be pretty happy if the Yard went on indefinitely. It’s become a cornerstone of my week as I drive a lot for work and really like something to listen to. Obviously, the guys should stop if they just don’t want to do it, but if they’re content then why not?

[@David-xq3bg]

I remember back in the day I found ten-guy’s Facebook account, he only had a few hundred friends idk how I came across it but it was his literal personal Facebook with a bunch of selfies lmao. It felt like seeing a celebrity on the street

[@nataliagil609]

57:02 that got my attention back 😂

[@sadbandit]

CIAimen strikes again within the first 3 minutes of the pod

[@nickyschardt9922]

Lmao Aiden shaking his head and almost Jimming the camera so many times

[@Carmen-ne5xl]

im a wine about it watcher who occasionally watches fear& and i love putting on the yard as background noise while i study bc it reminds me of me and my friends

[@2Chopd]

YALL BETTER BE JOKING ABOUT THE POD ENDING IN 3 MONTHS

[@200reece]

42:25 I know slime meant nothing of this, and is probably unaware, but it's kinda funny hearing him accidentally say a slur. The word is a slur towards transwomen

[@sethian7073]

The gag tshirts is unironically a good idea I’d love to watch that

[@zakaryrichmond396]

These chapters are insane, definition of quantity over quality but all the best jokes are hidden throughout

[@laomein1671]

Ludwig got his gravity falls quip shot down so he proceeded to shoot down EVERYTHING Aiden tried bringing up lol

[@Linkitcraig]

i love how most episodes have a therapy session in the middle of it

[@BrockWidmanMedia]

1:34:18 Crazy callout from Nick, works so fast if you think of two clocks

[@estebangramajo2065]

Loved Aiden's Yuta Okkotsu cosplay tbh

[@nyct1b1us]

i think the yard should just be in drag for a full ep. and they need to tuck. no, i don't know why I want this.

[@yngmeka]

16:24 everytime I hearLudwig or Slime say jit something in my brain breaks and I loose a part of myself.

[@loganveeder867]

Is it the lighting or is it Aiden’s jacket

[@Jaxiedits]

it's his aura

[@sscoutflower]

I ran a 2v2v2v2 game tournament a while ago and the surprise breakout game was Minion Masters. It has a co-op ladder so it should count for the challenge

[@luiji0129]

"looking at the rope differently" sounds like the most crass way to say you're trying to have kids.

[@naveenwhat]

This episode is all time

[@DustyRaider]

Love this episode, had me chuckling a few times, pod still strong as ever

[@MoochieMary]

Oh my gosh that MeUndies ad is proof that all rule of law is gone when Papa's not home

[@dust588]

Yard Bladee crossover was something I needed in my life

[@breakglass04]

if aiden wears these shoes in future episodes i just hope he keeps crossing his right leg over his left. can’t bear looking at the vid and his hooves are just on screen

[@Mutekip]

LMAO Crossfire was one of my first introductions to shooters as a kid because my dad used to play it on his pc, i still remember playing the egypt map when he would let me on his pc and they had some weird mutant zombie ass mode that was fun af

[@brennankershaw117]

The finals would be a crazy replacement but probably as hard

[@smithcarter11]

Haven’t watched this podcast in months but I saw a Sweet James billboard in the wild and thought of yall.

[@Spawnofgolden]

“Tucker Carlzyn”

[@corse8976]

Nick could play minecraft hunger games

[@buzzkillionair1509]

Imagine Aiden accidentally leaked a new season of gravity falls 😂

[@barcancelN2]

"yeah i was at the coffee shop talking with my friend alex hirsch"

[@tiaraguy7705]

This dropping same time as Magnus drops his video with Lud? LETS GOOOO

[@crazytexan711]

Aiden's bully bit was 10/10

[@armonster95]

I think the boys should try to do an episode in the yard that the podcast was inspired in!

[@drewgo]

Why is slimes head cobbled together in the thumbnail? lol

[@gamingtime9716]

Frankenslime

[@nickyschardt9922]

30:21 holy shit that Margiela/Margera riff is so good

[@darktriadsun8440]

I thought drainers were those guys in the drainage ditch charging their crystals

[@cotton6219]

I will stop watching the yard when Aiden turns 30

[@maddockjr]

I was drinking my water and Ludwig said "I get sucked dry at a Denny's all the time" and I almost choked to death

[@SticksterTV]

I agree with Amien Anthony Edwards is the best young guy. Sure his shooting isn’t spectacular but the way he cuts to the basket and his athleticism is incredible. His defense is pretty solid as well. (I play 2k)

[@bunniey3290]

As told by ginger was great, way slept on when I was a wee lad

[@Beetle0224]

Cold Ones have done the dad and gag tshirts before. Even made videos and sold the shirts in limited quantities. That being said, I'd love it if you guys did it as well

[@theboiyouddate5722]

So I'm working on school stuff rn, and my ears keep picking up the strangest parts of the conversation, for example, The matrix is already an allegory for what Dennys represents.

[@Stevonicus]

That was the best patreon teaser ever

[@FLyyyT_]

Can't believe they brought the yard set and the boys to Japan

[@kryptico2240]

If it makes you feel any better Nick. Being good at league is like being good at stalking. It is a skill that will have you looked down upon by everyone in the community.

[@David-xq3bg]

Nick & Alex should consider putting supervive in for the BR 👀

[@mistarandom]

Hell yeah yard time

[@kremit_frog4031]

This pod was so fire

[@georggator9948]

Baltics mentioned we go crazy bralukas🔥🔥🔥

[@theblondestboy7757]

slime is not the unc we wanted but he is the unc we deserve

[@Paddington2Luvr]

Slime saying "did you take your pills" actually reminded me to take my meds. Thank you the yard for saving me.

[@dethgnome]

Lunchly PSL Edition, #1 sponsor of the Child Pageant: Adults Only

[@harddubofficial]

1:19:04 Slimes iron man joke, that shit had me laughing way too hard xD

[@TheAverageEnjoyer]

"Two Clock" Method worked.

[@cristianespinal6910]

These guys would make a fire band