We Forced Him To Go 30-Days Without Banning. | The Yard

[@wawawawa222]

still holding hope that episode 100 is the bees episode where they release bees onto the set

[@Bigtimefornitegamer]

Fax

[@dylandaniels3099]

Clarence reference

[@CuteDeliveryBoyy]

i’m still waiting for them to get aimens dad on while the fly them on a straight shot flight

[@stevenstripes]

@@Bigtimefornitegamer 📠

[@sebas31415]

📠

[@ladycalily]

I ADORE how Shoobi draws the boys

[@lylukk]

gremlin slime is just perfection

[@FunFerret22]

SAME, Slime looks like such a goblin and it fits so perfectly

[@CynicalChicken661]

That little green slime is perfect

[@danielzau8682]

@@SoloWing77 s😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙💤🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🤣

[@bluewuppo]

archie going above and beyond. god bless

[@cocolick909]

Archie did a great job animating Slime, almost didn't realize that it was animated when I looked up

[@god_of_icecream]

It was shoobie not Archie but the sentiment is still there

[@ShoobiArt]

@@god_of_icecream Archie did all the animating for this one! I drew the boys and he rigged them up and did all the scenes. Archie is the goat

[@god_of_icecream]

@@ShoobiArt oh ok my mistake great job both of you I love the style you draw them in

[@aniyilator]

@@ShoobiArtArchie do be the goat, but so are you. Your art style is so cute

[@SafeHawke]

I think Aiden not giving people warnings about meeting Slime in person is kinda sweet. While they joke about Slime being a hater on twitter, I think people would really get the wrong impression of him if they were to base his whole personality off just that and Aiden realizes that.

[@SafeHawke]

Also props to Shoobi for helping out lmao. Kinda want Shoobi on the pod now, just to see how he would draw himself

[@willium2215]

They are also friends and slime is not a fun-destroying eater of worlds...

[@VixeyTeh]

Just came from reading Slimes' latest tweets to see this. 🤣

[@hrideyesh9139]

the lost footage segment was actually super funny and using the characters as the solution was hilarious, slime being a caricature thing was also so funny (backgrounds changing was also great )

[@asheyo]

17:38 Yo, usually i hate the yard but when they interrupt each other constantly it’s like really engaging and this episode was probably one of the best

[@beniyum]

I'm like hey what's up hello

[@cjlindquist1513]

Aiden talking about slime coming down in his underwear, ironically, is one of the sweetest things ever.

[@kindamidjoe]

Best podcast to listen to while definitely not committing any crimes

[@greatbritmerica446]

Nah keep other pods weird inside jokes outta this comment section fr

[@mac_sour]

​@@greatbritmerica446 nah, make whatever reference you want while not listening to what someone named "Greatbritmerica" has to say about it

[@ditodevice1950]

@@mac_sour nah, don't make the reference you want, but not because someone named greatbritamerica said so, but because someone named Mac has to say about it.

[@mac_sour]

@@ditodevice1950 you tried lmao. sorry man, you'll get em next time

[@CaptainArthanos]

@@mac_sourhere 7 months later to tell you this goes hard

[@TheSlopsMcFlops]

So I’ve never seen Yingling since I started watching Lud in 2018. I liked the idea that he was a mythical creature. Now I’ve seen a Bigfoot or dare I say a unicorn

[@rokasstarkauskas2637]

😊

[@BerzinskyMusic]

This actually is my favorite podcast now. Your dynamic is great and the conversation flows so well. Even when there is an awkward pause, it consistently turns into something funny. I also like how the episodes are hilarious (like this one) but there are some great heartfelt moments (like when Aiden cried and was just open). I have been watching some of these multiple times! You better not quit.. unless you fight to the death

[@MyNameIsNyx]

i really hope 100 goes hard and they get 4 doubles to play them for the whole ep.

[@20102010b]

Record a real episode, and turn it into a script to give the doubles. Some real Nathan Fielder shit

[@thalia9669]

they've been doing this for 5 episodes now and I can't figure out how no one seems to realize

[@user-lb6xi3nf3o]

You guys should wrestle in the yard for EP 100

[@Two-ToneMoonStone]

I would pay for someone to book the most insane, CZW-style, fatal four way with these dudes

[@ricochico1144]

The Yard, except for real this time

[@adambeckler6070]

When slime said that thing about the final fantasy tactics advance judge, I felt truly seen for the first time in my life.

[@andrewjsusanto]

1 year later real as shit

[@jasonjavelin]

Aiden would be a royal eunuch and would be like Varys from GoT except he would only tell really nice secrets

[@Erisno1]

Fun fact: cersei whored out for some kingsguard knights and let them fuck her to secure their loyalty.

[@miskathonic]

Wild considering he's got more of his original dick remaining than half the podcast 😂

[@ninjanexus6244]

The lost footage section had me and my wife dying laughing, best conversation ever. 52:22

[@arthurd9922]

5:47 When I was studying to become a history teacher I remember one of my teachers talking about the Egyptians doing something like this. They would have scientists and astrologers and stuff looking at the sky for fun or whatever astrologers do, and they'd be able to tell that there would be a solar eclipse next month. A solar eclipse was seen by the common people as a sign of displeasure from the Gods, so that would reflect badly on the leader. So, the pharaoh would say "Alright I've ruled for long enough, it's this guy's turn now, I'm out" and a new leader would come in. Then the next month the eclipse would happen, the common people would freak out and kill the new leader, as the gods commanded, and then the original pharaoh would come back like "Ah well jeez guys, I guess the gods really want me to keep ruling you guys aha" and everything would be chill again. Also according to him once a year the pharaoh would also jack off in the high temple to continue the cycle of rebirth or whatever so the world wouldn't just stop existing at the end of the year. I've never actually fact checked any of this, so that teacher could have just been a massive memer, but either way it's funny so I choose to believe it.

[@rackyphyr]

From what I've read years and years ago, Pharaohs may have done that at some point. At the very least ejaculation did play a large role in one of many creation myths, which would be reenacted with plays or whatever on a stage.

[@tomsentaylor1268]

12:28 Slime’s Micheal Barbaro impression is incredible, I seriously can’t get over it

[@ebe2k]

Slime is such a handsome, charismatic, wonderful person.

[@wd-rd5le]

Honestly, he’s so electric

[@alexdam8218]

Banned

[@PicassosCat]

"Get that ass banned"

[@HIP-HOPOPOTAMUS]

Terry Fox ran a marathon every day for 4.5 months with an amputated leg. He ran over 26 miles, every day, 7 days a week, for 4.5 months until his cancer spread to his lungs. Greatest Canadian to ever live.

[@TeethPunch]

Leg didn’t hurt

[@YoungCoconuttt]

and terry fox day was consistently a top 10 school day every year, a legend in life and death

[@mxixkxexyx]

Bro thats cheating

[@HIP-HOPOPOTAMUS]

@@mxixkxexyx Not on a prosthetic leg from 1980 lol

[@Hoodie-K]

RIP TO THE GOAT

[@kiletara]

as someone who exclusively watches this podcast and doesn’t consume any of the content from any of theee guys outside of this channel, i don’t know who nick yingling is or what he really does or even what he looks like, so the fact that the ONE TIME (as of yet) that i’ve had the chance to see him on this podcast, they lose the footage. he’s like an elusive entity or spirit that you’ve only heard about in legends. but knowing that i’ve allegedly been graced with his presence is enough

[@MegaLuc3]

I didnt know Yard exclusive viewers existed thought they all came from Ludwig in some way

[@spencerturner4490]

Episode 100 next week fellas Also all my east coast folk stay safe y’all stay inside

[@CuteDeliveryBoyy]

nah i’m huffing that forbidden air

[@boo_lab69]

@@CuteDeliveryBoyy shits making me higher

[@cainon]

let me scuff my lungs in peace bruh

[@MedievalRancher69]

We booling outside only dying slightly lmfao

[@rawknrole67]

Imagining Aiden as a monk at Lindisfarne showing the Vikings his gold cross

[@arkhamj8181]

we need one of those character battle videos where it compares their strength and whatnot, but its "slime vs nick (with spite)" like he's batman with prep time or something.

[@jakelewis8345]

i actually cackled out loud at short little green slime. i imagine he gets more and more red shaded as he gets mad LOL

[@jocareding533]

The fact that aiden describes slime so nicely makes me trust way less in how he describes people he meets in the podcast

[@PicassosCat]

Call back to "Aiden would get sexually harassed and say "I met this really awesome guy today" "

[@MiphonPhyphorGarash]

The little live lud during the poop segment is everything

[@imag1n342]

Episode 100 of The Yard podcast will live in the history books 💯

[@joshuadnicolas]

slime drawn as like a tiny bald guy is so funny to me like hes up to something

[@woooo_yeah]

one of my close friends was the first casualty of no ban june and i’ll remember that forever

[@Lifelez]

The way the bois are drawn is unironically the best part. slime just looks like a small adorable bald gremlin

[@Fathergoodies]

Nick thinking lockers are rare like shiny Pokémon into lud saying his first boob touch was accidental is classic

[@KINGTONY6]

Best part of my thursday

[@bluewuppo]

1:13:49 aimen for csgo the rank ups are surprisingly easy to 'game'. the game punishes you the more frequently you play matches every session/day/week. you will progress faster if you only queue up 2 or so games (and winning) every few days as opposed to marathoning matches take it from me, a solo q from silver to global :) ofc also maintaining good trust factor and having decent ADR

[@markman474]

52:29 I'd watch the entire pod just animated like this, the hospital addition and Ludwig's expression gif were so funny

[@Kenneth735]

Slime's FFTA judge reference was perfection

[@TheoHiggins]

I'm sitting here fucking reeling at the fact that Slime managed to drop "Fukuoka" the exact moment I sat down on Shinkansen going there How the fuck 11:10

[@TheRenegadem]

lud by far the funniest in this episode he was killing it

[@joannaxuan4265]

Ludwig seeing a WillNE video and it made him try to make him run marathons is insane to me

[@jordanmacavoy4089]

the no-flush toilet argument was one of the funniest bits this pod has ever produced

[@thothrax5621]

The fastest way to tell if someone is Canadian, is if they know if a given celebrity is Canadian or American

[@blurryface9910]

1:14:45 Context is completely irrelevant whenever Slime says "... for me, now." It gets me every time 😂

[@TheOfficialSkullMex]

I'll be a proud slime banned soldier who dare mention the sacred fabric amongst their head ever once more. Thrown out I have been but with others who understand our sacrifice we have found each other.

[@gammagames1413]

BOBR recognizes your sacrifice even if slime does not

[@flameninja_]

52:22 Thanks so much for the visuals Archie

[@indyfind]

"Who pooped the bed?" - Frank and Charlie find someone has pooped in their bed, leading Mac and Dennis to join them as they attempt to find the culprit.

[@Dantalliumsolarium]

The animated segment is perfect

[@melliferou]

I don't know how Slime does it. "The Goatse of the Soul" was a powerful and thought-provoking phrase

[@mifosmovievault8335]

my highschool doesnt have a lot of locker stuffing from what i know of but a kid did tie down a bottle of mace and then threw it into the main ventilator system for the school

[@JanetRobinson-xe1tg]

I looked forward to this all week. Watched the minute I got the notification. Toenails are feet teeth is soooo funny. I worked in a doctor’s office and someone came in with a yeast infection in their eyes. THAT is nasty! Van Wilder is a classic but kind of reminded me of Animal House the classic from my generation. Both were funny. Looking forward to watching the games later! You guys are great! Have a great week!

[@r0manarchive2]

I love how Archie animates slime compared to the others, it’s so funny

[@billnye8760]

I don’t think Archie draws them, I think it’s an animator. I wanna say shoobi is the name? Don’t remember, but they have some super funny, more animated recreations of the yard Edit, oh nvm you meant the way he shakes, not the way he is drawn

[@soultwickster]

This is the best podcast 😂

[@Secarstra777]

55:40 elite editing Archie very funny

[@viktorstubbfalt1678]

I fucking got that final fantasy tactics advance reference and I salute Slime for it, I hope he eats an entire tire on the next pod

[@myconda8938]

This is my favorite podcast to listen to while committing petty crime

[@aircatcher6891]

The Yard except it's Russian Roulette and if they hit the bullet the podcast ends forever

[@saturnsrcr]

ep 100 is just them beating the shit out of each other

[@brodyjgaming]

the slime animated character is my favorite

[@ha_joker_ha6337]

Slime has the “Pit Bull named princess energy”

[@frenchfrench2655]

it's cool when slime's an english major, it's cringe when ludwig is

[@matthewrempel6646]

Ludwig is officially Saskatchewan-pilled boys LETSGO YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST We love a good prairies shout out 😌

[@_ion04]

12:29 slime's Michael Barbaro impression is actually so good lmao

[@PancakeStew]

I understood the Judge from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance and Slime saying people won't understand that made me feel old.

[@raid_boss_inc_]

The best part of the podcast was the animated part on god that shot was fire

[@upsettispaghetti_]

I would love to see you guys interact with the supermega guys

[@E-Lad]

Me too! Go Matt and Ryan!!

[@dillster971]

would love to see appearances on either pod

[@sebastianfranco5545]

When slime says he is scanning the dude, I feel the equivalent is when Mac says he’s giving someone an ocular pat down

[@spam9214]

Shoutouts to archie for animating the pod

[@xyz_abc123]

The animations are by shoobi I'm pretty sure :)

[@gammagames1413]

​@@xyz_abc123shoobi just drew the characters and archie did all the scenes, transitions, and animations I'm pretty sure :)

[@mraaronoth]

Ironically they joked about watching all 100 premo episodes in a row at the end, which i will inevitably do when i cash in because im out of eps :/ lol

[@pansagi]

4:24 - I think what Ludwig is talking about tercio infantry from Spain which were professional volunteers essentially

[@4648e]

goodjob archie the animated bit that nobody wanted but he still did it

[@ArctosValentine]

44:08 I understood this reference, completely accurate.

[@Ziggycreeper]

I went to a private school for elementary cus my mom worked there and a kid there got the domain name for the school and listed it at the cost of tuition for the school

[@lisamoore6862]

4:25 I'm pretty sure luwdiwg was referring to the tarascan empire since they were one of the only other indigenous emipres that the aztec couldn't conquer

[@Retrogradez90]

With Zidane, the guy he headbutt said something about his mother and his sister, and it was his last game. I would also say "f it's let's ball"

[@SwordStopper29]

The animations were great Archie

[@KGUYDOG]

4:47 Ludwig missed a perfect opportunity to plug 'Vinland Saga' again here.

[@rileyjacobs3553]

please have shoobi on the yard! the premo ep with archie was great and his animations are some of the best content that's come out of the pod

[@rowansteiner4422]

"Beehives no bee, whats that?" I am dying laughing for no reason rn

[@joelp7775]

Photosynthesis and a camera is a decent comparison. If you think of light as a particle, the energy of an individual photon of light is absorbed by the plant and frees an electron with a cerntain amount of energy then the plant does bio/quantum stuff. In a camera sensor the energy of the photon (based on colour) hits a sensor which frees an electron and gives it a specific potential. We count how many electrons are freed and does nerd/quantum stuff. Thats how we know how bright to make each colour in the picture. We measure the current. This is a heavy oversimplification of both topics.

[@joevader10]

I love the graphic used for the lost footage, very charming.

[@Seruphin]

“You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.” ― Marcus Aurelius,

[@bruh-kl9sc]

It's stomata 1:20

[@sympathy_for_strays]

i'm so Slime-pilled... the intonation thing resonated hard

[@froggodoggo6789]

I loved the animated segment good shit Archie

[@Archir2049]

Bring back Shoobi animated yard clips goddamnit

[@Dunrig]

That slime drawing is *chef's kiss

[@dozydanny4927]

18:27 slime almost killed me today because I was drinking water right as he said that

[@jnolife-2ndSite]

the asu saga continues i like it. soon youll have enough lore for a trilogy

[@slothman2774]

Don't know why slime was so short but it encapsulated him perfectly

[@ImChefs]

52:30 dont apologize please, it is much better

[@uname8148]

I'm shocked ludwig doesn't want to give slime some money and crypto to gamble after that impressive SpongeBob laugh

[@HokadoKong]

Only old schools have lockers and basically nobody uses them because there was not enough time between classes to get to them

[@hushpuppi3]

THE JUDGE IN FF TACTICS ADVANCE???? Slime you are actually a legend

[@itscoji]

aiden missed one single hair while shaving

[@gabrielhicks8043]

19:11 shout out to WillNE, one of the only good British youtubers

[@thothrax5621]

I'll out myself by saying that you don't get a phone call for listening to the whole pod beginning to end, I have an unexpectedly large sample size for my evidence of this

[@dbhDilemma]

Venus Fly traps have as much of a brain as a mouse trap does

[@dylanbainbridge3188]

Bro I'm sooooo excited for my phone call, I literally cannot wait

[@lukes401k]

You didn’t lose the footage, you just don’t want to show us the exquisite beauty of Nick Yingling

[@JoeyC4D]

video actually cut at the best time, the animation somehow makes it better

[@xDandruff]

Just wanted to let Slime know that I very much appreciated the call back to Final Fantasy Tactics, it is exactly like the Judge