Things Just Got Worse For The Former President | Putin Says He's Not Bluffing About Russia's Nukes

[@eileenwright1742]

May the Lord bless Letitia James and protect her from all the evil attacks on her. May that which is meant for evil against her only strengthen her spiritual faith and enlarge her tenacity to endure.

[@barbarasaefke8323]

Yes...🙏💞😇✨️

[@brucekrause2801]

Brilliant name Mr. Moore

[@deborahrech7429]

Beautifully said!

[@TripleS24Squad]

Yes 🧡🧡🧡🧡

[@evonnepowell]

When is this family going to jail??? I’m sick of hearing about all they do and they NEVER go to jail🤬😡🤬😡

[@sassysarina9718]

I assume it will be before the election. They are playing the long game.

[@TheSunflowerGalaxy]

Stephen and John Stewart should start a new campaign. When the feds seize Mar-A-Lago, petition that the golf course is turned into housing for the homeless. Carlin would have loved that.

[@dsantamaria713]

And the prize goes to Late Show Writers for their never ending, brilliant work!!! AND, to Colbert, for his consistent, perfect deliveries, and ad-libs.. Brilliant brilliant work!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@maryphelps7381]

Still luv the " Is Potato " bit ! You're a relief after a grueling day of customer service . Blessings to All .

[@223Drone]

Unfortunately more often than not corrupt/rich individuals don't face consequences for their actions in the US.

[@shawncc89]

Like hunter Biden?

[@goldenhawx8652]

Not only US, the corrupt/rich people get away with most things in most of the countries. It’s not like we can blame them entirely tho, part of the problem is the corrupted people who choose not to punish them.

[@snoglydox]

. *Haven't you heard? He's not rich.*

[@FriedSheep69]

Yep....

[@eartherinfire]

This is by design.

[@annebruecks7381]

I'm kind of upset that this is all coming out now because it should have been super obvious way before this. Why weren't people paying attention before 3-5 years ago? He should have had this scrutiny all along.

[@denillefleming2942]

It has been going on for years. It has taken this long to get the records. Michael Cohen helped so much by providing lots of paperwork!

[@denillefleming2942]

It's taken the house 5 years to get his taxes.

[@willsutton3471]

Especially after AOC publicly asked Michael Cohen explicitly about these exact things THREE AND A HALF YEARS AGO. And he wasn't coy about his answers.

[@lucy2014]

Well said! How long is it going to be before Trump is placed behind bars? Don't they have enough evidence by now?

[@annebiggins7180]

It was out before! People were sleeping 💤😴

[@kazza6078]

As soon as you got to the 1000th lawsuit bit I was like "it doesn't matter he faces no consequences" and then you went right into it with the prizes. Perfect. Glad I'm not the only one hesitant to celebrate

[@Delrin3030]

There's a consequence. Unfortunately, the consequence is reelection.

[@seadog2969]

I was like, "I get the bit but it's more like the 4,000th lawsuit."

[@ashc145]

@@seadog2969 0pp

[@brandielliott4208]

Unfortunately….Trump is above the law

[@kerryn6714]

@@ashc145 What does "opp" mean?

[@Ti5qu4ntum]

Weiselberg rolled, now she's got the receipts and $250 Millions is just the base line. I hope the amount triples. Like rep. Jamie Raskin said :“He's a One-Man Crime Wave”

[@Cosmic_Sunrise]

Man. That was a killer monologue. Great work TLSWSC Staff!

[@henriomoeje8741]

Immortal words, "it doesn't amount to art of the deal. It's the art of the steal." Drop the 🎤 🎙

[@marca9955]

It looked partial, unprofessional and will just fuel his supporters so we can feel good for a minute. Including that was a stupid decision.

[@brianaucuba230]

Absolutely hysterical. Keeping the thinking person sane in insane times. 🤣

[@MsWarriordiva]

Stephen looks SO happy tonight!!! Lol!!! I think a lot of us are smiling tonight! Payback is hell!

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. I've been waiting for this 🤬 to go down since the first time they impeached him...

[@mallninja9805]

What are you smiling about? "Johnny" was spot on, _nothing has happened_ . A lawsuit is not a consequence in and of itself. He's still not in jail, he's still the center of a country-destroying cult of personality, and is still an outright threat to America. The best you can say is that maybe some Republican campaign contributions are being redirected to court & attorney fees - and that's not nothing, mind you, but it's precious little to smile about. I'll smile when Q Conservatives are officially branded a domestic terrorist organization & barred from holding office, and the biggest ringleader is actually behind bars. We have the largest prison population in the world but can't manage to lock up the biggest criminal...

[@Slo-ryde]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 I agree, Never underestimate a super crook like Trump…. He has been in tight spots before and managed to get out… but this time it’s a tougher wall for him to climb over!

[@jking907]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 the walls are closing in. Any day now. ☠️

[@NextWaveProductions]

its actually closer to 4,000 lawsuits. Seriously, 4,000.

[@Tao_Tology]

Do you know what's even wilder, during trump's term in office he had an **actual rape trial** going on. No, really.

[@shawncc89]

Seriously guys we got him this time. Number 326 we got'ems is the charm, seriously.

[@dustinsindledecker154]

Another day, another lawsuit or trump.

[@Justusson]

I was so looking for this comment. Thank you! But wasn’t it close to 4,000 before he took office even? Figuratively that is, not literally, as that happened too. It must be up to 5,000 now at least,..

[@thomasbayles8203]

I think he enjoys being the mole in these multiple games of whack a mole.

[@kimclarke5018]

The 11th circuit ruled against him last night as well, thus the DOJ’s 100 documents were separated out and they can continue their investigation. That decision was unanimous. Further the attorney general referred his case to the IRS and southern district of New York for prosecution as well. Bottom line it’s a really bad day for the former guy..

[@JKD6991]

The best news in months

[@OneSkyWarrior]

None too soon.

[@EchoL0C0]

Oooh, the IRS is ruthless! :)

[@oldcatlover]

I like calling former guy IMPOTUS.

[@jandrews6254]

@@EchoL0C0 then how come it takes so long to audit X45s tax records?🙃

[@kishona69]

The Russian calling Ron DeSantis bit had me on the floor. 🤣😂🤣😂

[@intuitlife]

I thought that was good 👍

[@noway5471]

@@intuitlife So why did all those pro-mask Dems all flee to Florida to have mask-less holidays ? Really makes you wonder.

[@KB-ke3fi]

Yeah DeSantis the guy who exposed Biden's hypocracy and humanitarian crimes.

[@St.Linguini_of_Pesto]

"...is 🥔."

[@megamanx466]

It was hilarious being from Florida and the stupidity that DeSatanis is pulling this close to a possible re-election! 😂😂

[@ritabosico3328]

"Special master dearie" had me squealing.🤣💀

[@jazzy5389]

"Resellable documents that's great" 😂😂😂😂

[@goodmorninggilw2836]

😂 The Russian calling Ron DeSantis bit is brilliant! hAsuccessful grafting of three separate jokes! The last being the icing on the potato😂

[@TwoPyramid]

I mean, not really.

[@bipl8989]

One of the BEST EVER.

[@zeuswill9523]

"Hello Ron DeSantis I'm trying to go to Martha's Vineyards"...........I AM SO SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! omg! writers need a RAISE!

[@MrPhotodoc]

The Price Is Right spot was golden! Give that writer a raise.

[@jdkhaos4983]

That Ron DeSantis joke was one of the best I've heard from Colbert lmao

[@stopmotionfrance4938]

I screamed with laughter. Hilarious. And "is potato" just a few seconds after is a double kill.

[@danielmota1095]

Student driver not bad!!!

[@GoldSag1]

Yes yes yes!! I lost it laughing! Chef's kiss!

[@shawncc89]

I laughed when everyone on Martha's vineyard cheered when the busses took the immigrants away.

[@annmarieknapp2480]

Flippin brilliant.

[@kellidinit3725]

I’ve said this before, but my 87 year old mom takes a nap every day so she can be awake to watch Colbert.

[@kerrynicholls6683]

Bless her heart ♥️. Much Love to you and your Mum from Australia 🇦🇺

[@Censortubes]

3 month old ccp acocunt.

[@raymondm.9954]

She can see it on KZbin before 11:35 p.m.

[@Issaaay260]

👍

[@seanjokela]

My mom takes naps so she can watch Nazi news network 12 hours a day 😒

[@wilsonsmom411]

Could not survive this era without you, Stephen Colbert, ❤

[@uofm4life735]

You are pathetic if you need unfunny Colbert for survival. I do agree that the Biden era is sinking this country.

[@blakelondon1]

Stephen is my emotional support comedian.

[@RobertSmith-cx2zh]

Of all the past eras this is the least worst

[@HLBNZ]

You know nothing of surviving difficult times. You think this era is bad? Typical millennial. You would've died during the 1960's.

[@uofm4life735]

@@HLBNZ The 60's were indeed very turbulent but I can vividly recall the 70's had it's bad times but not nearly as turbulent as the 60's. The way this country is now and how divided and violent it is kinda brings parts of the 60's back IMO.

[@llfsmith1]

This man is soooooo damn good, monologue had me tripping 😄🙌

[@utooberyes]

Absolutely on FIRE 🔥 tonight. Award winning comedy!!

[@PeterPaoliello]

To be fair, he had a lot of material to work with

[@DiegoHerrera579]

That whole bit of a russian talking to ron desantis killed me 🤣🤣

[@mikebronicki8264]

"Is potato." Never gets old.

[@katiestans2824]

We should be expecting a bunch of Russian immigrants any day now. Putin done called up 300,000 troops for the war and most of the men are running away.

[@ВикторияКаритун]

Thanks frome Ukraine 💙💛 дякую за підтримку !

[@EchoL0C0]

Hang in there!

[@0HARE]

Killer monologue, Stephen! Holding their feet to the fire with this much well aimed, scathing humor is a true art form. Bravo!

[@tonirose6776]

Agree. His monologues are the best. It's a combo of great writing and his delivery.

[@newhorizonsforfifty2833]

And if you're into South Park, the thing about the aides going around giving him positive reinforcement should remind you of the episode where Eric Cartman had Butters to do the same.

[@leaninheavy]

if humor is making fun of bad orange man for the 10000000th time, then he did an amazing job. seriously does this not get stale to you?

[@1w598]

You're lame boomer. Lol

[@BillabongMatt]

LOL another rabbit hole. bless you.

[@amydavis4945]

OMG my sides hurt from laughing! You were ON IT tonight Stephen! I guess you didn't hear the even better news about the APPEALS court ruling for the DOJ. Can't wait to hear your "take" on that document because they literally flam-baked Judge Connor's decision.

[@JLF201]

I saw that. I even went and read the 29 page document. It essentially counts the ways Cannon was wrong while giving lessons in history, law, and logic. It is a thing of beauty.

[@thomasbayles8203]

Did I hear somewhere that the case will go back to her court? I also heard that it may end up in the Supreme Court.

[@divinewon73]

@@thomasbayles8203 She will be in a soup kitchen asking for another bowl of soup before she gets another case of importance. Lock her up!

[@lauraalexander8144]

Banished to traffic court for eternity!

[@jamesmooney8933]

Trump Derangement Syndrome is such a sad thing. It is going on 2 years since Trump left office, and all Colbert can talk about is Trump. No wonder Greg Gutfeld is the King of Late Night.

[@Mr.Eternal966]

that quick wit and fast "NotMyLittleMermaid" Joke was literally the cherry on the top of the "most beautiful chocolate cake i ever seen"! on the other hand im not American but it feels right feels a little bit of Justice in the World.... kudos for the DOJ

[@thiernoburwell2679]

How about the call to Desantis!😎

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Yeah yeah yeah, think back to the start of the monologue. He will get away with it, because nothing means anything. Stop peeing on my leg and telling me it's raining

[@AnaAcuraErica]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 get a life!!

[@lil_keybo]

What are you? A bot?

[@c0rc0rsays]

This 10 min clip made me laugh out loud. I hadn't in a while. Thank you for joy. IM GOING TO EAT AN ENTIRE SHEET CAAAKE!

[@georgespalding7640]

I don't always agree with Steven's politics but he is a master of the monologue and using his many skills and personality he is the best I've ever seen as a comedian or talk show host.

[@josuepina2994]

Best laugh I've had in weeks. Much needed. Thanks and peace out.

[@anzaca1]

And the Appeals Court ruled that the DOJ can keep using the documents in their investigation, without waiting for the Special Master

[@noway5471]

No chain of custody, no lawyers allowed in during the search, how many times was the 4th amendment side stepped ? The whole thing is a farce - just watch the Trump interview bitches !

[@merlapittman5034]

"...is potato." Stephen's delivery of that phrase gets me every time. The way he says it is just hilarious!

[@marca9955]

Are you 8?

[@NuiYabuko]

​@@marca9955 I guess you'd know.

[@marca9955]

@@NuiYabuko How could I know that? Oh, you're suggesting that... recognising an 8 year old requires another 8 year old. What a witty, not at all smooth-brained quip.

[@fubarru2]

Ron DeSantis joke is a EMY Award right there ... Coughed up a lung laughing so hard ....

[@ianmiller6040]

I request an entire show be conducted by "Grandma Stephen". Love that impression.

[@Iambrendanjames]

That was one of his best monologues... without a doubt. thank you for making this happen. lmfao!

[@catbranchman01]

My favourite is the one he did on Scaramucci back in 2017 I think it was

[@EffingtonCouldBe]

1:29 😆 "Broyhill - god is dead"... that's some CONAN sh*t right there! I love it. Thank you Brian Stack ! ! ! ! ! ! 😅

[@oshi990]

Loved the “inflated assets” line! 😂😂😂 Comedy hall of fame stuff.

[@thomasbayles8203]

I'm partial to the propping up the short leg of the Mar A Lago waffle station with classified documents joke myself.

[@thomasbayles8203]

Scratch that! The one that really got me was, "Listen here worm! You crawl into the red room of pain and lick the tennis balls on the bottom of my walker."

[@katiestans2824]

Imagine the inflated taxes he paid on that. It’s funny how people buy into BS. Sounds like he may get a big fat tax refund on all the taxes he overpaid.

[@ammaleslie509]

@@katiestans2824 That's part of the fraud. He OVER valued properties when it was time to get loans and UNDER valued them when it was time to pay taxes.

[@standoughope]

5 years may seem too light but imagine how much that will cost his already old a**. He's been doing business in New York his whole life, wheeling and dealing, enriching connections. There's no way he didn't spend some time today cursing in loud whispers while taking a fast food sh*t, and that makes me happy to think about.

[@danmcgriff1421]

It's because you're not normal

[@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive]

It also affects his candidacy for public office.

[@gamepapa1211]

Time to clean another plate of pasta off the wall.

[@MrNbinfinity]

What if CA or heaven forbid... FL join in to really look at their options

[@tonirose6776]

So angry and funny!

[@gaiagreen2690]

Thanks to Letitia, this was an exceptionally joyful monologue. Thank you, ma'am. Keep up the good work!

[@marca9955]

That jab, from a DA looked partial, unprofessional and will just fuel his supporters so we can feel good for a minute. Including it was a stupid decision.

[@cassiasilva5986]

This DA needs to watch her back. There are a lot of crazy Trump followers out there, she need protection, for sure. Hope she is careful.

[@adacasas511]

The AG doesn't have dozens of current law suits against her. She doesn't have legions of disenchanted followers who were duped into paying incessant donations to the legal defense of a multimillionaire. Nor does the AG have a wife who has endured endless public humiliation over her husband's antics. Adult children who are innately treacherous and a cousin who says he's not right. My guess is the spies who were probably compromised by his possession of classified material might be as likely to take his rusty behind down, and make it look like an accident@@cassiasilva5986🤭😏

[@OneSkyWarrior]

Opinions are just that Marc. However NY is not the only state who LOVES Letticia James now. She's a national hero. ☢️TRE45ON☢️ for Prison 2024 ! ie; only if we can't get a firing squad.

[@marca9955]

@@adacasas511 "She doesn't have legions of disenchanted followers" Neither does Trump. Popularity is unchanged since last year.

[@bohemianmiss6282]

Thank you Steven and crew for bringing us this moment of sanity in these bigly awful times. You make it possible to laugh.

[@Dan-di9jd]

Remember when his crew went to the Jan 6 riot and allowed people to come into the capitol building? Did you laugh then?

[@alexmartinez5859]

“I have recipe for empanada. Is potato.” Gotta laugh at how easy Stephen and his writers are slipping these things in. Everyone has eyes, but they can’t see the joke coming. Almost like everyone, is potato.

[@jg2783]

Strangely profound 😭 #WeArePotatoUSA

[@Astrobrant2]

@@jg2783 Yes. It cracked me up the first time he used it. I asked myself why. I don't know. It's just funny for some reason, and I look forward to it.

[@Astrobrant2]

"Everyone has eyes, but they can’t see." I don't think there was ever any hidden meaning for it. He makes turnip jokes, too. "Is potato" is just inherently funny for some reason. I wouldn't be surprised if there were lots of people who say, "I don't get it." Well, there's nothing to "get", except for humble and Russian. It sounds like the punch line of a joke that doesn't exist, but it makes me laugh every time.

[@professorsprout3382]

Potatoes have a lot of eyes. Whatever could you mean?

[@blaisemacpherson7637]

I want my Is Potato t shirt.

[@oliviapowers8280]

Holy Moly!!! Those Writers wrote a PHENOMINAL Opening for this show!!

[@joyl3926]

Another fantastic monologue Mr Colbert! Great job to your team 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@_wildflowers0621]

I agree 👍🏼

[@suekelsey1329]

More compliments that bring the news with laughter and learning. Thank You!

[@KianaWolf]

If Russia's nukes are anything like the rest of their military, they probably have a launch distance less than the height of their silos.

[@Mercury-Wells]

They're so poor they can only maintain 8 missile silos. 😄

[@lacygood5873]

😄You got that right!

[@Tao_Tology]

They have pretty advanced nukes, same as 'big bad America' Nukes, effectively don't exist in warfare: they exist so that 'the other side' won't use theirs.

[@TheSunflowerGalaxy]

@KianaWolf Or fall backwards into the silos..!

[@lafierechienne6921]

@@TheSunflowerGalaxy Lmfaoooooooo 😂😂😂😂

[@davidray1936]

The impression of a 60 year old drafted by Russia was priceless. I love doing Wordles and suffer from Sleep Apnea. Nailed it!

[@geared4war]

You didn't mention how often you get up to pee. My average is four.

[@bigearl3867]

@@geared4war Hell, I can top that!

[@nicholassano2854]

Wasn't sleep apnea it was old people have small bladders

[@mlee40738]

I too suffer sleep apnea, and love Wordle! LOL

[@humbleevidenceaccepter7712]

Sounded like Gru

[@stixstudios3380]

Thanks Stephen, one of your best ones yet.

[@maccedorejoice3981]

They tried they are best, and I'm very new here, can we be a good friends,

[@PippiLong1]

"The art of the deal is the art of the steal" T-shirt calling 👕

[@dannmarceau]

Sounds like Old McDonald is about to lose the farm... ei ei oooooo.

[@shawncc89]

Brain of a child.

[@Pearlruby718]

@Dann Marceau 🤣🤣

[@Eric-qk3bk]

Im surprised there isn't a meme with T**** in front of his "stacks of paperwork" on hat table.

[@laalaa99stl]

It's looking more and more like the DJT Presidential library is just gonna be a prison book cart.

[@danmcgriff1421]

You find pleasure and other people's misery there's a word for people like you

[@davidserlin8097]

@@danmcgriff1421 it’s not other people. It’s the Trumps.

[@norrisfong6445]

@@danmcgriff1421 adjective or noun?

[@thomasbayles8203]

@@danmcgriff1421 Trump finds pleasure in every one else's misery. And you're feeling sorry for him.

[@susancollignon4348]

Clever!

[@sueware8377]

They brought down Al Capone for IRS and tax evasion issues...he went to jail...so NOW, lets get rid of "Voldemort" with this lawsuit...NOW is the time. NAIL HIM, New York...we are counting on you to get the ball rolling on this guy!

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

And died of syphilis. From your lips!

[@christhornton1785]

Yep. Right after they throw Hunter Biden, Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton in jail.

[@susanstaples6171]

You are a national treasure. I could not have survived the t**** regime without you. God bless

[@bretthake7713]

Steven got me good with that unexpected "is potato"

[@jayneberkley9742]

Just luv Stephen, big thanks for getting us though this with laughs😂👍👏💙

[@sharylswink4117]

Man! You are such a breath of intelligent wit and truth. Love ya man!

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

As a New Yorker I can tell you we are very proud of our AG

[@B_Bodziak]

This Georgian is, too!! I hope New York residents will bombard your governor's office demanding she recall Bragg. James has filed a civil lawsuit, and while she made a criminal referral of the case to Vance 2+ years ago, as soon as Bragg took over the criminal case, Bragg had already decided not to indict Trump. Remember the two prosecutors on the case resigned because of it? Unless, Bragg, through the SDNY, resumes the criminal aspect (or he's recalled and replaced very soon), this will amount to nothing more than a large fine with the fine likely to be paid by donations from his base. #RecallAlvinBragg

[@skeon67]

Wasting your tax dollars

[@rubyray777]

"Hello?? RON DeSantis?? I want to go to Martha's Vineyard!," ...🤣🤣🤣...that was genius!!

[@kerryrobinson9947]

Man, Stephen, your writers must have consumed quite a few red bulls for this monologue. YOU PEOPLE ROCK. 🤓👀

[@seantlewis376]

I absolutely love how Stephen and his writers are able to turn horrible news items into light-hearted jokes. Laughter reduces blood pressure.

[@tessietesoro7407]

True

[@prof.scheere6933]

Yea i was gonna get up and go protest but everyones laughin soo

[@sarahsimon1661]

If you like him, go watch Seth Meyers! 😂

[@Domain9494]

Stop watching the news and then see that affects your blood pressure

[@blakelondon1]

@@Domain9494 I'm sure Sean appreciates your advice, stranger on the internet. You just can't help yourselves.

[@shakthidhasan4544]

At MaraLago is going to have so much food thrown at the wall...🤣

[@archermadsen7744]

Absolute Banger of a monologue 😂🤣

[@Songshare]

I love 💗 you Stephen and all who seek love, light, and peace. 🕊

[@rohananya]

Stephen - your show is brilliant ……. I am watching from London, England. ❤️

[@eazybuxafew]

Writers deserve an award for coming up with the it’s potato joke. And Stephen deserves an award for his delivery 😂

[@murphyshsu]

Agreed! The potato joke was great… I didn’t see it coming- but I should have- ha!

[@Astrobrant2]

"Is potato" cracked me up the first time I heard it. Now I look forward to it. I'm glad that Stephen and the staff recognized how popular that humble little bit could become. I want an "is potato" t-shirt for my birthday. I bought my son a Scott Sterling jersey last year, so he owes me.😁

[@hopsiepike]

Um, what is this award made out of? Is potato.

[@eazybuxafew]

@@Astrobrant2 The man. The Myth. THE LEGEND?!!! Scott Sterling?!!

[@obxarms7685]

Oh yeah...so funny. Are you a fucking moron?

[@hugoschkiglitz]

About damn time he’s held accountable for something if you ask me. This guy got away with enough things in his lifetime fill up Pelican Bay

[@couragekarnga8735]

He better actually face consequences this time!

[@shawncc89]

Like what?

[@benjaminnewman7688]

Woke garbage

[@danmcgriff1421]

You don't know nothing you're repeating things from Trump haters get real

[@gamepapa1211]

If you're interested, The Dollop episode 300 part A and B did a very deep expose on The Real Dim Shady's life. tl;dr version: he was scummy from a young age and was not even daddy's favorite child.

[@holdon4992]

Whoa there! Stephen was on fire tonight! Phew, he had the whole world in his hands…

[@couragekarnga8735]

He was so happy, bless his heart!

[@nagabuzz]

Another Russian hoax from Democracts....boot lickers like Seth Meyers doing his licking

[@tibief7219]

I was thinking that while watching him

[@Mercury-Wells]

Isn't that Jesus?

[@nigelAthomas]

🥳👍👏

[@stellanoid5941]

Thank God for KZbin so I don't miss this show!! Love you!

[@mindfulobserver1314]

...Steve is soooo funny tonight... he is pure fire! 🔥

[@suezbell1]

That large home in upstate NY that Jr. calls the family "refuge" needs to be seized by the state for the costs to taxpayers caused by the crime family tRump.

[@nagabuzz]

Another Russian hoax from Democracts....boot lickers like Seth Meyers doing his licking

[@8arrows]

I wonder what his house in Beverly Hills will fetch

[@traviskeith3802]

You should sell your home and give Trump the money.

[@nigelAthomas]

🥳👍👏 GREAT SUGGESTION

[@CantHandleThisCanYa]

@@fentonb9520 lmfao good joke

[@arcaineshifter1799]

I have a question these people approving these loans without confirming the value of these properties while I'm glad he's finally getting justice but we need to seriously look at how we issue out money

[@dickmick5517]

I can't get a home loan without proving where every cent of the down payment came from! Big business operates differently than it does for regular folks.

[@embreis2257]

my thoughts exactly. if a bank is asked to approve a credit over hundreds of millions to someone like Trump, whether in 2010, 2000 or even 1980, wouldn't they send out their people to assess the value of his collaterals?

[@dynamicphotography_]

Because you'll believe anything that's being spoon fed to you.

[@ALCRAN2010]

Well, there's that thing w Justice Kennedy's son, a Deutsche Bank exec who loaned trump over $1Billion, and the subsequent Justice's resignation...

[@Kweto2024]

Another case in point is Brett Farve. Amiright?

[@69quato]

That last line won the internet today. My deepest respect from Germany. xD

[@antoinettelivingston7444]

This monologue had me dying with laughter!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shortsatire5669]

Let’s applaud the NY AG...she hasn’t backed down.

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

if a poor person lied this much they'd be imprisoned

[@katiestans2824]

Poor people are not stupid enough to over inflate their income just to have to pay inflated taxes on it. I don’t think Trump is that stupid either but whatever makes people happy.

[@russellng7730]

A poor person will not have the chance to lie that much... they will be in prison after the first lie

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

@@katiestans2824 hes smart at one specific thing. Working a crowd.

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

@Mister saying the justice system is a wee bit class biased

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

@@russellng7730 That's more my point

[@oscardavidmedina2150]

This is probably one of his best monologues in regard to referencing. They managed to jam in so many things lol

[@sally6762]

I see your profile picture is an interesting person, can you add a friend?

[@jayneberkley9742]

Respect to miss James good job 👍👏💙

[@evertvandenberghe]

One of the top best monologues!! Just great!! Tnx!!

[@NYAndreas]

Stephen is on 🔥tonight. This is one of his best monologues ever!

[@brianfergus839]

@@rich9697 just because you support a racist, white supremacist, degenerate, narcissistic, anti-Democratic, anti-Constitutional, cheating SNOWFLAKE it doesn’t mean you are one yourself : )

[@jamesmooney8933]

To bad he is sinking in the ratings. He is not longer King of later night. Long reign KING GREG GUTFELD. Maybe Colbert could regain his crown, if he'd quit bashing Trump. But he continues to support a senile President.

[@judyhowe2082]

Omg, rolling over this monologue 😂🤣 its 🥔 is back!

[@hidinginsight1879]

My talking parrot seriously believes Stephen Colbert is talking directly to him. He missed his Colbert Convo soooooo much - so glad the new season has started again!

[@skepticofdoom7486]

That sounds awesome to watch.

[@perpetualgrimace]

*squawk* "is potato, is potato"

[@professorsprout3382]

What a precious baby! We all want to talk to you lovely parrot.

[@teamstone4639]

What a great monologue.

[@frankaaaa384]

Give me the HORSE for payment.😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@Redplanetfilms1]

Yeah but will the "Swindler and Cheat" ever go to jail? The suspense is killing me!!

[@lisamareeaccary5132]

Stephan Colbert is so gifted , I absolutely love him 😂

[@jamesmooney8933]

Does he help you cope with your Trump Derangement Syndrome? I'm glad he can help. Do you have anxiety over the coming Red Wave?

[@davewitter6565]

The former 1st family claims to be so wealthy they don't need the money from banks. They have their own sources of income. Just ask his Russian and Middle Eastern friends.

[@Opinionsrnotfacts574]

Could we just see the taxation documents and for once and for all settle the claim he donated his salary to charity. I would love to expose this lie!

[@RogersMgmtGroup]

I’ll eat my hat 🎩 if he donated his salary to charity. Remember the T**** Foundation? He ran a fraud of a charity.

[@couragekarnga8735]

The only friends of his who aren't in prison yet!

[@kathleenferguson3296]

@@Opinionsrnotfacts574 Oh, it's coming!

[@angelosliotscos8405]

I am a former banker. Loan applicants try to overvalue their real estate to obtain larger loans. But banks and trust companies know this and do due diligence using their own appraisers. It is unimaginable to me that the banks failed to do their due diligence given the large loans involved. Something strange going on here.

[@rysler]

Bribes. Russian bribes.

[@grandpaobvious]

Under capitalism, corporations write their own rules.

[@heather2418]

Trump still has enough money for bribes. And I can't wait to hear the bribees turn on him, as everyone around him does.

[@11cabadger]

I enjoyed this whole monologue, Stephen. Thank you❣️

[@sonandsanford4963]

That rOn deSantan call choked the crap out of me.

[@isaacgrubb]

This was the best monologue in the last 2 weeks

[@leadoucet1432]

That desantis joke was perfect!

[@rebeccahenderson7761]

Colbert is the best, I never get tired of "is potato," lol!

[@mikeoxbig9392]

I’m announcing, today, that Michael Cohen is the real hero behind providing the AG with the goods on Donnie.

[@danmcgriff1421]

I remember when all you idiots hated him what happened you guys are easy

[@macfalk12]

It's literally impossible to keep up with all of Trump's crimes even for all of us who try to be in the loop daily. When they write a movie about this time in life it's going to be a nightmare for the scriptwriter who has to omit several of the crimes for pacing reasons.

[@danmcgriff1421]

Left wing nonsense

[@JesusRamirez03]

@@danmcgriff1421 cope and seethe 😉

[@tma2001]

@@danmcgriff1421 would you be of the Scottish clan of grifters lol!

[@nflegal49]

That's what the Trump library should be for.

[@sea_triscuit7980]

@@danmcgriff1421 sucks to be you, go kiss your cousin

[@BrianPseivaD]

Omfg Stephen is so funny 😂. We love you Stephen!

[@astraluna6is9]

“You lick the bottoms of the tennis balls on my walker.” Genius. That’s all, just genius.🤣🤪😂