This Guy is Disgusting

[@Nightrexor]

I feel violated across the ocean through a screen 💀💀💀

[@mirrorv.m]

Yeah, this was an interesting video to eat dinner too

[@dains6623]

i physically cringed at the toilet part

[@Earth-To-Zan]

@@mirrorv.m i was eating icecream :sob:

[@DyingDarkStar]

@@Earth-To-Zan rip

[@xooperz]

​@@Earth-To-Zan chocolate?

[@jankentown]

I knew most politicians were shitty but this is RIDICULOUS!

[@CAT-2323]

Da boom tish

[@savagerobot18]

This comment lol

[@SporkMan_]

lol this was a good one

[@alexacharney]

A Spanky McBonespurs wet dream!

[@COOLMOIVE24]

🥁📀🥁

[@MCisAwesome95]

Dude was putting the "germ" in "germany"

[@infinitejest441]

😂🥳

[@ricardomilos1784]

LOOOL

[@BrinkofArt]

As a German, this is great😂

[@hufflepuffsbadger6665]

Oh no why name himself Martin his name is clearly GERMYYY!!! (Pun off the name Jeremy) GERMYYYYYYYY 🦠 🤢 🤮

[@ShortFuseMan]

why is this so fucking funny and stupid at the same time 💀

[@galeforce3870]

Giving urself a shitler stache is crazy

[@bobmenery9902]

Underrated comment and I will not stand for it

[@barr4ckObama240]

like from South Park aspen episode

[@DeclanCornish]

@@bobmenery9902bc he copied it mate

[@TwizzlerGirl]

@@DeclanCornishthank you for pointing that out so I can make sure I only “like” the original comment idea

[@santydoesreviews767]

I'm a 2020 president candidate I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit

[@garxgar]

Forget politics. I don’t even want this man working at my local Walgreens.

[@Dead_End_Angel]

Lmao

[@mE-zx7pt]

In a restaurant? As a cook?

[@a-noobis1689]

​@@mE-zx7pt I'd imagine he'd be a great dishwasher for a restaurant licking all those utensils squeaky clean

[@billyhargrove1405]

I don’t want this man working at all

[@spoofoof6717]

@@mE-zx7pti didnt even think of this 😭😭😭

[@gunnaryoung]

"Former chancellor, Adolf Hitler" is such a funny way to refer to Adolf Hitler. Like "just another former chancellor that you probably haven't heard of."

[@johnnyjoestar4473]

"Former artist"

[@paddington1670]

never heard of him lol

[@sickinth3head]

The right way to address him imo. I mean why give him the recognition

[@stehouse]

@@sickinth3head so that his actions won't be "just our former chancellor silly politics"

[@cluckendip]

The Politician Formally Known As Hitler

[@SporkMan_]

The shitler stache is wild 💀

[@KingMarlonGaming]

LMAO

[@thekreator9851]

beat me to it

[@FlareFox9002]

NAWWW! Shitler

[@ItsN1naBabyyy]

I love how a majority collectively thought that

[@coneyfloralis]

oml lol

[@TheGrimDark]

6:17 "He's off the grid right now..." Might wanna check the sewers

[@Binglebongle06]

bros hungry

[@bluebear1993]

@@Binglebongle06 r/cursedcomments

[@perfectcuppourer5319]

​@@Binglebongle06all you can eat buffet

[@lucienmoolman8017]

Don't need a smear campaign for this one

[@SessmaruKusanagiGaming]

He smears it all on himself

[@offgrid1356]

😂 omg, im dying 😂😂

[@plague6193]

needs a wipe campaign

[@ssychostella]

​@@plague6193😭😭😭

[@onlyonewhyphy]

💯👑👍🏻🥳🍾

[@UwUnKnOwOn]

Im horrified, trying to take a dump and i just keep clenching to look out my window just hoping he isnt on his way to defile my throne

[@Robsidians]

Dude, hes already coming, you gotta uninstall that thang.

[@benjaminjackson4180]

RUN

[@wolfspade1646]

your first mistake was trying to take a dump. your second mistake was doing it somewhere where he has a viewing window.

[@tayskrilla]

I’m sure he’s already snuck in and defaced your toilet

[@davidmuqattash9811]

It's him... the dung eater

[@John.Fitzgerald.Kennedy]

"my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"

[@HavelShifter]

Truly mindblowing

[@reaperslife9246]

Wow, it's like I was shot in the head

[@AndSaveAsManyAsYouCan]

Vampire Brah (review brah) quote?

[@ReplayButtonMolester]

*DEALEY PLAZA* 1/5 stars. Would not return.

[@Shiro_Sora]

J.F.K.

[@andreaaufmuth351]

He has got to have the whole alphabet of Hepatitis-A B and C

[@yanina7977]

Don't forget Hepatitis D and E

[@VizorDEV]

@@yanina7977and F, and G

[@santydoesreviews767]

I'm a 2020 president candidate I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit

[@LowQualityShitposts]

@@VizorDEVHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

[@VizorDEV]

@@LowQualityShitposts now we know our hepatitis abc’s next time wont you get hepatitis again

[@ColtonBarrett]

A real man of the people. This public servant can not only dish it, but he's willing to take shit from anyone.

[@Alleyway1]

Loll

[@supergenius6256]

Lmfao

[@GantaaOhime]

That headline looks like a fever dream, a shitpost, and without any confusion, a severe depature from sanity

[@Artist_of_Imagination]

With each passing day we make the The Onion obsolete

[@davidgeorge3944]

Hehe shit post... I see what you did there. Very clever. Lmao 😂

[@NoM0show]

Bro the toilet brush...noooo

[@betorockmetal]

Homelander finally lost it

[@MadlyParrot5345]

LMAO!!!

[@Ibdidullahi]

homelander more like freaklander

[@sneke118]

😂😂😂😂

[@Copykat96i]

Homelander didn't land in the home

[@Whyistomatoafruit]

Underrated comment!

[@DrasticSun]

I gripped my chair tightly, and I still fell over

[@trophyscene5015]

Well I bet you still didn't fall as hard as _this guy_ did whenever he obviously hit his head as a child 👶🏼 😂 🤷‍♂️

[@trophyscene5015]

I bet you didn't fall as hard as the guy in the video did when he hit his head as a little one 🤪 What wild behavior!

[@brurmonemt]

yea i superglued my hands to my chair and i managed to fall on the floor and then get sucked to the center of the earth

[@juliejones974]

He said the story had been floating around, and I about fell over.

[@ABCEasyas--]

I hold Charlie responsible

[@Mari22334]

He’s going to single handedly create a new pandemic

[@HansKlopek]

The same group was responsible for monkey pox

[@trophyscene5015]

​@@HansKlopekand Herpes

[@Volti-Vagra]

same group...?

[@joshispro345]

poondemic

[@TylerDollarhide]

I honestly was surprised that he was healthy enough to be a politician. But then again look at our last 2 presidents in the US, the current one's senile and the last one was getting there.

[@Pedalbored]

The brush got me. Thought I was immune to this degeneracy

[@hydromokuba]

noone is truely immune to degeneracy

[@ytredvb]

Imagine all the time's the brush was used 😂😂

[@RSAgility]

Lets hope all the Tilex and Clorox used for cleaning really did its job.... Whenever I'm scrubbing the toilet, I always flush a lot and use the running water to rinse the brush and continue scrubbing until all soap and dirt is gone and all is spotless, before putting it back in the corner.. Im gonna doubt a janitor is doing that for public bathrooms. 🤮

[@allison._.marieeee]

nah i audibly gasped.

[@JorgeHerrera-je6dc]

The brush definitely got me as well, absolutely disgusting

[@daboss2138]

I am German and never heard of this weirdo....until now. Yikes

[@heinzhaupthaar5590]

Then you should schleunigst diversify and broaden the scope of journalistic sources you read or watch.

[@Ripuli1974]

He isn't in the AfD that's why you haven't heard about it.

[@TheRealOfficialSnake]

​@@heinzhaupthaar5590😂

[@BlisaBLisa]

how is this not in every news outlet being talked about by everyone, i feel like if this were an american politician its all wed be talking about lmao

[@m4ris4]

ich auch nicht😭

[@m00str]

I'm from Germany and I didn’t even hear about this. 1. The FDP isn’t known for being very liberal, it’s basically our capitalist party 2. He did leave the party after those videos but due to regulations he can’t be removed from the ballots, so there is a possibility that he might get voted and enter the local (Baden-Württemberg) parliament without a party (but I don’t know who would vote for a toilet licker tbh) 3. He claims to be blackmailed - but I have never seen anyone lick anything as passionate as he licked that toilet brush so idk

[@slidersides]

Ni

[@chuck948]

First Spain now this. As much as I like making fun of them I do think there is a legitimate possibility of these being blackmail material used to control politicians, we know Epstein was doing that except with kids instead of poop

[@severalwolves]

yeah, here in America we have a kinda skewed understanding of politics. there are only two parties: the conservative far right party, and the “liberal” centrist party. progressives and leftists usually capitulate to the centrists as a “lesser evil” and the centrists usually _campaign_ on progressive ideals, but rarely follow through on it in practice. the conservatives meanwhile campaign on a populist platform, but in practice are pro-austerity, pro-big business, anti-regulation, etc. both parties are neoliberal and fanatically capitalist, and both parties portray themselves to voters as something other than how they actually govern… and as a result, americans are very confused politically.

[@burialdrip723]

@@severalwolves This is an impressively accurate summary

[@LimaBeanxx]

"our capitalist party" is an insane way to describe the FDP considering the country as a whole is capitalist lmao (German here). The FDP are what's known in the USA as neoliberal.

[@modernLempo]

As a person with OCD with the focus of being "clean" my soul just passed away. Just using a public toilet is absolutely horrible for me as everything is dirty and I get anxiety from it. Especially the toilet brush omg💀💀

[@stol3nsyntax94]

He made it very clean though, got ALL the stains out.

[@lovis1188]

To be fair, in Germany public bathrooms tend to be fairly clean. Still wouldn't lick a toilet though

[@nashtheneet]

I have OCD too but seeing other people to gross things doesn't effect me as much. The only thing that grosses me out is someone eating poop or playing with it.

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

@@nashtheneetI have a yes but seeing things grosses me out very easily, even people just spitting on the ground can make me vomit but hearing about disgusting stuff doesn’t make me queasy unless it involves blood then I just get a weak Okay I just looked it up and the blood thing might just be mild BII phobia

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

@@lovis1188but he licked the inside and also the toilet brush

[@Dragonballzkia900352AJ]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is now ruined

[@cl0wn.k0dx]

drew reference?

[@Volti-Vagra]

My shits are immeasurable and my plumbing is now ruined.

[@HubCityMan]

Nothing surprises me anymore

[@Maddymomhat]

​@cl0wn.k0dx no, that's review brah I believe

[@CraiiZeD]

it is truly a horrible day for having eyes

[@Mr.SAVAGE-n3k]

Bro let ALL of his intrusive thoughts win

[@GoldenBred]

The winstreak is crazy 😂

[@JasminLovesSloths]

The licking of the toilet brush made me recoil so fuckin hard I jumped out of my body….I’m in the ghost realm writing this

[@Sergeant_J]

I literally descended so hard through the floor into the shadow realm

[@SpecialOrder935]

Follow Charlie’s voice back to the light

[@0Rosanna]

I want to unalive myself after seeing this

[@drowsy7921]

This may be overdramatic but I had to try not to gag. It's just so... gross.

[@Kloyster2010]

That’s why I skipped the video I knew it was going to be the end of me

[@Hello-jz5lh]

Thanks Charlie, I shivered so much from disgust, that I literally loosened my tensed up neck.

[@seany9750]

bro im from germany and we hear nothing about this in the news, this is crazy.

[@sehu1291]

Same. But this dude is only a irrelevant regional politician of Baden-Württemberg

[@TRBN420]

what? even tagesschau reported about it

[@SnipesandSlays]

Extreme Cap

[@justsomeplantcells-]

Dungeater is real.

[@indigo7898]

@@TRBN420 Noone watches TV at least in my generation anymore, more like german youtubers dont talk about it cause noone does appereantly

[@lib.777]

The toilet brush took me out man, that was just too damn much 💀

[@somedude-k4b]

The worst part is, people have walked passed this guy not knowing what hes done. also, NOT THE TOILET BRUSH😭😭😭

[@rasmie8858]

Ikr, Toilet brush is next level...I'm largely immune to things that people find offensive but this was NOT it😭

[@leozaboudi8005]

He will be kissing his secretary afterwards I think.

[@Monochrome2004]

see now i cant trust anyone there's always gonna be some tiny part of my brain like "what if this mf licks toilets in private"

[@lounge_]

that man will NEVER be clean again

[@nr1NPC]

I think Charlie got a bit defensive there with someone saying thats what leftists do. That comment aint wrong. You got the bronies, the blue haired women etc those are all leftists. Just wanna add that I am not a right-winger either. Its just factual. I saw the other day that the young turk girl basically said she is gonna quit soon because the leftists are getting overboard with their violence and lies in media. After have being a hardcore leftists for like 15 years 😆 Seethe and cope

[@EMan-1920]

His soul belongs to Nurgle probably. Or Slaanesh with how excessive this stuff is.

[@TimeTravelingAsshole]

@@EMan-1920Nah, I would say this is more Nurgle’s territory

[@anaalicia5029]

Never. Even Trump’s injecting bleech idea wouldn’t work.

[@anaalicia5029]

@@EMan-1920I don’t know who they are EMan

[@nolikeygsomnipresence270]

I love how they described Adolf Hitler as "Chancellor". Yeah, that's what he was best known for.

[@cl0wn.k0dx]

"Adolf Hitler" yeah no sorry, doesnt right a bell... "Chancellor Adolf Hitler" OH YEAH that guy

[@HeyDaki]

Painter was more fitting

[@Definitely_Melnyx]

Chancellor isn’t even the correct term. Reich chancellor or imperial chancellor are the correct form. It’s a bit like saying mr.president to the vice-president, sounds weird, although not entirely wrong I guess.

[@randomenvelope]

​@@Definitely_Melnyx was hitler serving under somebody in his reign?

[@shellshockedgerman3947]

​@@Definitely_MelnyxNo it is. Reichskanzler is Chancellor in English. "Realm Chancellor" would be the closest direct translation of the term, but its a futile title because Chancellor already denotes being the executive.

[@breezie3116]

Aldolf Shitler

[@saucyboi698]

dude watched 2 girls 1 cup and said “hold my beer”

[@RegiyThornton]

Underrated comment 😂😂😂

[@ExplodingSteve]

hold my urine toilet

[@Shiro_Sora]

💀💀💀

[@mitrimind1027]

Said hold my poop

[@kanati1133]

He just watched it and said "Amateurs, I can run circles around them"

[@SirNickAlot]

7:33 As a german I can already tell you that theres nothing much to be Translated. He just starts the Video and said „Well I‘m now here in the Trainstations Toilet“ and that’s just basically it.

[@mokisan]

😭😭😭

[@bs-calrissian2023]

That was the whole lore behind it?

[@Dragonshader]

@@bs-calrissian2023 No. Rumors have it that he has a strong slave fetish. He is a slave for like 10-12 years and blackmailing seems to be part of it. Something must have gone wrong and it got revealed to the public :D

[@aishab282]

@@Cha4k😂😂😂

[@nopenope1]

Is there news about this in Germany? I've on vacation and only read some NTV, SPON. No Klatschblätter. And I'm a bit shocked over something like this. On the other hand, never heard that persons name, so no famous, only infamous figure and well, if you know the internet, you probably have seen... shit. Edit: that said, the vid snippets Charly showed are... ich kann meinem Ekel nicht beschreiben.

[@nick_4972]

Least worrying thing a German politician has done.

[@CornbreadOracle]

Lol

[@boogers69420]

@pureblood9477Weird neo nazi

[@godoftheinternet4679]

@pureblood9477aint no way this nigga fr

[@syalda0001]

Shiza

[@thepax2621]

Least germanophobic comment from this guy

[@mrkesjel6756]

Who has blackmail bad enough to get him to do this!?!?

[@ashpryce]

I'm so happy you started the vid the way you did, because I was sure about to eat my lunch and thought "...hmm, ill come back he sounds serious".

[@winglessbat]

its something so simple yet so nice of him, i was actually eating and then he said that and decided to go watch another video, finish eating and then come back.

[@tinyguy1015]

​@@winglessbat I finished my meal...

[@goodgrieficarus1217]

No fr, I was eating dinner and thought “maybe it won’t be that gross” but because of how serious he was I decided to stop and come back later… I’m glad I did 😭

[@imtylerthecreator]

PRINCESS CAROLYN!!!

[@edoo1]

I was eating pizza and I didn't listen💀

[@newjerseymountain]

No warning could've prepared me for this news

[@santydoesreviews767]

I'm a 2020 president candidate I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit

[@anti_honey]

The mustache thing is right out of a South Park skit. Cartman literally did that to Butters in an episode!!!

[@Riley.0610]

My exact thought 😭

[@exerdose]

They be putting Butters through every form of torture known to man 💀

[@hiimlorenzo807]

I was just about to say that. It comes from the episode “Cartman Sucks” (Season 11 Episode 2)

[@chapter6verse22]

“Hey little buddy you got some crap right here”😂

[@nept2ned]

@@hiimlorenzo807i love that episode so much its funny as hell because cartman shows the photo when kyle wasn’t even gonna show it

[@TheOfficialRandomGuy]

We had a kid in middle school that would do nasty shit like this. He’d lick the bottom of shoes, lick up someone else’s spit off the ground. Dude was mental

[@KeithPhillips]

Shoenice22? 😂

[@joe_lmfao]

Yea I had a kid at school say “you dare me too lick the seats in the gym after people sat on them” I told him to do it not thinking he was serious (he did it)

[@DEtechtube]

Imagine being a local politician nobody has ever heard of and this topic goes world wide.

[@manueltemesberger5480]

He is from my hometown, State Baden-Württemberg, City Aalen. A Medium sized City. About 80.000 inhabitants.

[@santydoesreviews767]

I'm a 2020 president candidate I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit

[@あきら-g9m]

@@manueltemesberger5480 I'm living in BW as well and never heard of him, especially what he has done

[@CAT-2323]

I have contamination OCD I’m working hard to deal with and the fact people like this exist doesn’t help. How in the ever living hell is he not in the hospital with some new disease he created?? When you infect yourself you risk infecting other people. Be clean people and if you have an unsanitary feitish get help.

[@TacticalForest]

Exactly. People like this make compulsions and intrusive thoughts so much worse than they already are

[@AntiSimpTrooper-175]

Idk. He js built different

[@hardhittinnb8333]

Cats have the most parasites I’m sure u have a bunch

[@ninnin22ninnin]

Maybe you should go back to school. Multiple misspellings and literally zero punctuation.​ You actually need to get help... in ELA class. @baku1990XD

[@baku1990XD]

@@ninnin22ninnin i dont know wats ELA class is for my shame i am german and i have Problems to spell right but at least its good enough to bee understood. its a Progress …🤷🏻

[@Isklist]

He is smearing shit on himself? That is absolutely disgusting. I thought this is gonna be some weirdo licking toilets or something but smearing shit on himself?

[@CAT-2323]

It’s a fetish. It’s definitely a fetish.

[@Boogieman0_0]

wannabe blippie lmao

[@Benji-ig6xw]

Germans are weirdos this doesn't surprise me😂😂

[@GenXerReacts]

When I worked as RN in Nursing Home, we had Alzheimer's patients who would do that. We called them "Picasso's".

[@JustaPersonTryinToHuman365]

I just assumed the majority of seamen n poo parties happen in germany.

[@perislvt]

Nothing could have prepared me for this.

[@ahoy1014]

Charlie doesn't realise that this is actually the best way to prepare for becoming a politician.

[@ChazBuns]

i like to imagine Martin is a whistleblower releasing never before seen footage of the indoctrination process to become a politician lol. probably got boeinged by now if you ask me

[@skullsnake9009]

Getting yourself ready to say bullshit

[@Niko-bz3df]

​@@skullsnake9009 Lmao good one

[@UnbelievableClips-u4u]

Thats enough internet for today

[@JoyDavidson]

Try changing the wires over. The static could be from demoxilation

[@plastered_crab]

It's been a long time since u thought I've seen enough for the day

[@aminahmed719]

Not enough for me I can go deeper gimme gimme more

[@Skyverb]

XD I just sat down to watch this while eating dinner XD Was like how bad can it be?... Edit: Typos

[@MichaelDeHaven]

I literally just finished eating chilli.😂

[@maxwms]

German here: there’s kind of an update. There’s a voicemail he sent to what seems to be his “master” (all this has been a sexual thing) where he had a mental breakdown explaining that ever since this leaked his life went to shit and that he can’t keep up with the pressure his master puts on him. He also said that he did all kinds of things for him (eating dog poop and more) and that he can’t deliver more stuff because he works a lot and all the publicity had a toll on his life and pretty much ruined it (what a surprise)

[@rdizzy1]

That is insane that a sexual kink can't be tossed out , even after it destroys your life. That is way worse than a kink (or just a "sexual thing") that is some sort of mental disorder type sht.

[@cl0wn.k0dx]

yuck. kinks are whatever, you do you. as long as everyone is of age and (is in the right headspace to be) consenting then it doesnt bother me. this man is clearly not well, either he was taken advantage of for some cruel sadistic / humiliating torture or maybe he was on board the entire time and just not ok. if it is kink (since its still not 100% confirmed) he needs to get help, he was endangering the lives and health of those around him.

[@HortonScoutHD]

That's actually a bit sad.

[@FreakiMuffin]

​@@rdizzy1i mean whatever floats his boat i guess, but what was he expecting putting that shit online??

[@crimson5pider]

His life went to shit after his mouth did

[@pinkdragqueen]

Its shocking! Im from Germany and here the media ignores this event!!! I heard about it when I saw your video... not one of our media-houses is talking about this incident.... It's extremely frightening

[@Eskapismus]

That's not true. I read about it on the Tagesschau website two weeks ago.

[@Ripuli1974]

@@Eskapismus Wow..an incident like that and it gets some lines in an online blog that no one reads. Oh I forgot..they couldn't blame the AfD...that's why.

[@Eskapismus]

@@Ripuli1974 "An online blog that no one reads"? "Tagesschau" is one of the most popular news formats in Germany. Other news sources also reported about the incident; I just said were _I_ read about it (first). No need to be so rude. (But the way you always bring up or defend the extremist right-wing party AFD in your comments says it all.)

[@Ripuli1974]

@@Eskapismus With "most popular" you probably mean the TV version which didn't mention this incident at all. Besides that I wasn't rude at all. I criticize the mainstream media for being one-eyed but you had to impute something to me that I didn't say. So who is rude?

[@HittesMittes]

⁠@@Ripuli1974Its has been covered tho. Do you require it to be everywhere?

[@YakatoSan]

Great, as if I wasnt already afraid of using a public bathroom, now I would have to be afraid of good ol Neumaier knocking on my cabin door asking me to not flush

[@BxBxProductions]

ah i see, you'd prefer an unlicked public bathroom

[@BloodInTheStrawberries]

Do not leave this man alone in the prison bathroom with a bar of soap or to scrub the floor tiles clean with a toothbrush.

[@sisseholm4869]

I literally just woke up. I was not ready

[@onlyonewhyphy]

Same.

[@Bruja_71]

I rather have woken up from a nightmare 😵‍💫

[@onlyonewhyphy]

@@Bruja_71 at least you wake up from them

[@Bruja_71]

@@onlyonewhyphy 😂

[@yesitisnot5644]

Hope ur ok XD

[@aguyfrombrunei]

I can imagine the opposition telling him to "eat shit" and he says "gladly" with a smile

[@ZippingHorizon]

Do what you love with a smile, and you'll live everyday to the fullest 💀

[@xxdexterrobotronxx2652]

@@ZippingHorizon😭😭😭😭

[@BeavisSaves]

@@ZippingHorizon Talk about a shit eating grin

[@itsfy_]

was not ready for this one

[@goofygoof-x6q]

"shitler" is diabolical

[@trophyscene5015]

Welcome to 🤡 World - the closest we're going to get to living in Invader Zim's universe. 👽 🤖 🌎

[@Kaliium]

I went to comment “shitler” but it was alr taken 😢

[@MistaBrandoVA]

I knew politicians were all full of crap but this is getting ridiculous

[@ShamcySab]

Literally…

[@mxdgames8359]

I see what you've done there.

[@savannahc107]

As a healthcare professional… I am had to physically cover my eyes watching the public toilet video. I cannot even express how dangerous that is 😭

[@k7t1e]

seems deadly

[@santydoesreviews767]

I'm a 2020 president candidate I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit

[@ABCEasyas--]

It’s not like we went through a pandemic.

[@Masterchief_Tito]

Is it possible to get Aids this way?

[@ki.44524]

​@@Masterchief_Tito probably

[@ritavandenberg3986]

You know, he’s gonna make himself so sick, he won’t be around into good old age

[@Hi-cm1cj]

Charlie, I can handle cringe texts, but politicians covered in feces are a WHOLE different story.

[@John-oo9gx]

For me it's the other way around lol feces and stuff don't bother me anymore

[@Nairam10]

The only difference is, that in case of regular politicians you can witness shit comming out of their mouth - in this case it`s the other way around. Not a big deal to me...

[@jordanphilipperris]

Urinevited to joins shh it lers campaign.

[@kopijaws]

okay the crusty piss part got me, i can't go on.

[@Dancingsushi911]

i had to end this video immediately

[@LizzyGiggles]

You made the right choice. I unfortunately did not and my mind is forever haunted.

[@JackDawson-xl7bo]

@@LizzyGiggles Do you see

[@santydoesreviews767]

I'm a 2020 president candidate I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit

[@4ever2tired]

The mf was moaning he liked it 😱😭

[@spicyroads]

Shaking hands would be a nightmare for his coworkers

[@NoobmanTheNoob]

3:47 explains why his tounge looks so musty

[@JVTVR]

I am traumatized

[@flamingrage100]

And people really be saying we shouldn’t shame kinks…

[@derkeheath5172]

Without shame, what's even the point of a kink???

[@twfaucet]

SOME KINKS ARE AN EXCEPTION.

[@FeralJesterActivities]

I once read a paper by a psychologist stating that people who have this fascination with fecal matter (coprophilia) are the most traumatized. It takes something terrible happening to you to get this way apparently.

[@ellissvannish5788]

But does he need to share it with everyone else in the class? :')

[@missyelliot6237]

I can’t imagine what it takes holy shit (fr fr)

[@Guerita72]

This is absolutely true. When I saw him sounding all sexual while licking that urinal I felt so sad for him because I instantly knew.

[@SessmaruKusanagiGaming]

​@@ellissvannish5788 Literally this 😂😭😭

[@music79075]

Happen to remember who wrote it or its name?

[@Vludmar]

as a german i can confirm that this is the most normal politician we have

[@prinzvalium242]

Yea it’s fucked

[@dieauferstehung]

why? Leftist and liberals say each their own so he didn do nun wrong??? BTW he is homosexual.

[@asya-35987]

Most normal conservative politician*

[@ejraf333]

@@asya-35987 both sides are fucked

[@desify6393]

@@asya-35987 he literally identifies as a democrat. lmao cope more.

[@SunYat-sen]

This is truly a huge poopenfarten drama

[@marinosecret7005]

Underrated comment lol

[@juliagreen423]

Please explain what this means because it’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time

[@ryanloveless3870]

This comment should be saved into the archives of history

[@IcelandicChair]

​@juliagreen423 its reference to a joke post of a badly drawn charlie with one of the videos titled "huge poopenfarten drama"

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Poopenschmëargate!

[@PaddeeBA]

8:08 I looked it up, the newest article I saw talked about the FDP further distancing themselves and ending their cooperation with him while saying: “Such behavior goes against the fundamental values and principles of our party.” Also, the article ends with a small paragraph that just says “Why Neumaier recorded such videos of himself, and posted them on social media, is unknown”, which is really funny to me rn

[@gehtdichnichtsan2418]

Wasn't it literally stated that it was some Sub/Dom Fetish shit?

[@missrebel634]

@@gehtdichnichtsan2418then why tf would he out himself like that?

[@ikikaera3402]

Getting humiliated to such a degree was probably his greatest fantasy? He's clearly mentally ill, so you're not gonna get far with attempting normal reasoning.

[@argent5196]

@@gehtdichnichtsan2418isn’t it just scat😭

[@pasoio]

He apparently was being blackmailed. Authorities also already found a suspect during investigations. If thats true, remains to be seen. But given how bizarre all this is, it would be a somewhat "reasonable" explanation.

[@sirseve]

No way I find out about this from Charlie, and not the Media first. Im living there.

[@Myconoid_]

You know his breath REEKS

[@kokenjoyer]

The FDP is a liberal German party, but liberal has a different meaning in Germany. The American liberal would be called left-wing in Germany and liberal is more of an economic classification, which means that one is in favor of the free market economy and that politics should not control the market

[@exosproudmamabear558]

Left wing and liberal are different things in the first place liberal means diversification of the powers. It is opposite of autoritharism while left-right about progressiness and conservatism..America is a liberal right wing for example. Many middle eastern countries right authoritarism. Communism is left authoritism for example.

[@MissSchnickfitzel]

Which is ironic

[@TimaiosGottfried]

​@@exosproudmamabear558 Communism isn't authoritarian, have you any idea how many sub-divisions communism has? Marxism-Leninism and Maoism are certainly authoritarian, anarcho-communists are anything but.

[@isabelaribbeiro]

In Brazil it is the same. Liberals are just another type of conservatives.

[@livingcheese2910]

I also want to add that what the USA considers as "left" would be considered "right" in Germany. In fact, the closest german party to american Democrats are the CDU, and it is more right leaning. The problem is that the Republicans in the USA are even more right-leaning, which should be a bit concerning from an outside view.

[@alphaking-brawlstars6245]

the fact that he posts it online is the scariest part

[@CAT-2323]

He’s like a Pamperchu with degrees.

[@dirtyfiendswithneedles3111]

Imagine what else he would do if he is willing to share this with just anyone. I bet he is also a PDF file. What is worse, this could have been any of the weirdos. It could have just as easily been Trump.

[@ciroc_lobster4052]

There was a group on facebook called “heavy metal shitposting” and people would literally put pictures of shit fresh out the ass in the bowl in the group and people would comment poopy pictures back. It was fucked

[@cash5675]

He didn’t post it, he was leaked.

[@seyramamezah3815]

I know you gave me a warning but i was not ready for this

[@Rottingcorpsegirl]

Bro got every std and disease from A to Z But seriously Charlie, I dont know how you got through this without wanting to throw up 😭

[@Cosmic_Espeon]

A German politician giving himself a Dirty Sanchez is not something I expected to learn about today. Definitely not on my bingo card.

[@trophyscene5015]

I'm surprised to see other countries having the crazies as bad as America does

[@Youaretheactionsofgod]

taking shit away from this man is like taking paint from Hitler, you won't like what comes next

[@Cosmic_Espeon]

@@trophyscene5015 in America, we have an old man with a boot on his head promising unicorns to all his voters. Though unhinged, he’s at least not licking toilets and covering himself in shit.

[@Definitely_Melnyx]

Seems more like he was local politician :(

[@CheeseChurger]

@@Cosmic_Espeon Vermin Supreme is a performance artist, he's not actually a genuinely unhinged fella

[@0nlyRemaining]

Yet I get sick from being outside in the rain for 20 minutes.

[@SpecialOrder935]

Wtf 😂

[@Hajime-kun]

This was the wrong video for my ''dinner and youtube'' time.

[@swaynecsurdi4562]

LMAO 4:07 "He chose Ultra Nightmare Mode." -Moist critical

[@FakeAdirTV]

DOOM

[@mwoody7881]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xXchrisXx010]

I read an article in the german press about it, and apperantly there is an ongoing investigation for blackmail against him, so maybe there is more to the story

[@xcell_r4thr87]

bro if they are blackmailing him to do THIS and he agreed, imagine what even worse things he did that they are blackmailing him with

[@bs-calrissian2023]

@@xcell_r4thr87 Well, I don't know shit about this (pun intended) but if you give me a gun and show me where your family lives, I can get you to post a video like this.

[@fadelomar2744]

No its a fetish thing and he is totally into it but he is just lying now saying someone forced him to do it fing weirdo 😂😂

[@semiRockethr]

Yeah by it's mistress or mister, he is clearly enjoying himself.

[@fuckingrat4378]

@@xcell_r4thr87dude prolly killed someone or is a pedo if its worse than this 😭

[@miauzure3960]

"1-politician-1-cup" 🤣

[@nannettebryant4779]

I miss 5 minutes ago when I didn't know any of this

[@monkman21]

Same didn’t think it would be that disgusting. He definitely put himself in a shitty situation

[@COREMFC]

3rd party pooper😭😭 6:51

[@meikoooo0]

Im from Germany and he’s now saying he got blackmailed to do that and filed everything at the police! Wich I kinda don’t believe, I’d puke all around if I had to do that and he seemed to enjoy it lol

[@Solorflare99]

If he was blackmailed, then I'm suspicious of what is so severe that he has to go to these lengths to hide it from the public.

[@Marukanitel]

That man was not blackmailed

[@SprinkledFox]

​@@Solorflare99 precisely 😭

[@spammus1]

I struggle to believe someone actually believes he was blackmailed. He made out with that brush like it was the love of his life, he was 100% into it

[@Ruukas9]

Is he a popular politician?

[@biggestbirddavid]

i was NOT ready for this video charlie

[@sirfart5184]

I don’t know how to continue my day after this. Like ive never been face to face with news like this. What do I do now ??

[@OdeezyBaby18]

I feel genuinely confused at what to do after watching this. But I don't feel okay.

[@MichaelSplatkins]

All you can do is acknowledge that humanity can always sink lower. So aspire to be a bastion of sanity and worth that counter balances the ick. Otherwise... Heroin. 😉

[@OdeezyBaby18]

@@MichaelSplatkins “Otherwise… Heroin” 💀💀

[@BeavisSaves]

If you're too young to remember 9/11, that's exactly what it felt like.

[@jessejames457]

​@@MichaelSplatkins*sigh* where's the old rusty spoon...

[@thecrazyyoutuber1454]

3:41 can this man get a doctor

[@ReesetheProtogen]

He decided to get loopy off that poopy

[@lucakiami8988]

He was just filling his mouth with shit to spew later. Typical politician.

[@mathiasrryba]

Every politician's routine

[@Emily_Sun00]

This was SO much worse than I was thinking it would be 🤢

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

People were saying “Politicians are so sh!tty” and he was like “Oh…?? I’ve found my calling”

[@jami099]

I don't think I want to be on this planet with these people anymore

[@jaysven6153]

“People”

[@ConfusedLemons]

They'll be gone soon, especially if they're eating literal shit.

[@yerdonemate8260]

there's good and bad in this world best to focus on the good and keep your kids safe from creeps because the world is full of them

[@ExiledTitan]

"if it's his own brand" "if it's a 3rd party pooper" lmaooo

[@JohnFKennedy420]

I also laughed at those 2 quotes 😂😂 Charlie is a natural fuckin A

[@lisakarson3279]

He has the best zingers. Sometimes I wonder if they're written down somewhere🧐

[@Patrick_The_Pure]

The new Dung Eater lore is wild.

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER!!!!!!

[@dakotamcaleer6113]

Bro, I love watching your videos in your witty and just overall funny analogy on things, especially when it has to do with the Gotham lore. I have been a fan of you for years and many more to come.

[@Crypticat]

that toilet brush licking video gotta be one of the most disgusting things i've seen on youtube

[@ctrl404]

Word. I mean like what demon can posses someone to lick such dirty things

[@hehgay]

Being disgusted isn’t quite enough to describe how I’m feeling about this.

[@Bupboy]

There are well over a million words in the English language, yet not a single one, not a single phrase, could possibly net the sheer disgust I feel as of now

[@whosserene]

Moist

[@nickathicc]

My fault for having ears and eyes today Charlie

[@DF_UniatePapist]

“He’s off the grid right now” That somehow makes it even scarier

[@Monochrome2004]

he could literally be anywhere

[@j.o.t.4212]

Charlie told me to brace myself by holding the edge of my seat. So imagine the terror that shot through me when I realized I was standing without a seat in sight.

[@SunsetEnvy]

Terrible idea to be eating a popsicle right now

[@infinitejest441]

Poopsicle 😂

[@shoomyyy]

I'm eating chocolate..

[@the_tablemaster4971]

Ooh it's poopy ooooh your eating poop oooh your so gross and nastyyy

[@notanindianscammer7594]

I'm eating fudge

[@embryodemocracy1275]

Humans in 2024: commits atrocity while holding your phone to make sure you capture every second of it

[@Sam-tk6dq]

I blocked my screen during the licking part and the noises were worse

[@1l1l75]

i work in an inpatient psych unit. i’ve seen this exact behavior from patients before. he is sick and needs help

[@999Lipecraft]

I think he is just lgqqqbt , my friends adopted this practice and now are full of dessease and said me they aquire their desseases like this

[@andrew-xb4li]

@@999Lipecraft please learn how to spell "disease" before telling a professional that scat fetishes come from being gay

[@derpy9452]

@@999Lipecraft Holy shit, I never new someone could fuck up the spelling of "disease" that bad.

[@999Lipecraft]

@@derpy9452 ahyo I don't care much about writing you got the message , my friends all became gae and now they have hepatitis C and bunch of other things and they told me this is how they got their virus 🦠 😂 We used to use a lot of drug together I don't go there anymore

[@sombresunflower2497]

And I never knew someone would ​fuck up the spelling of "knew" (I'm just playing with ya)@@derpy9452