TikTokers Got Stuck on Cruise Ship For a Year..

[@atozy]

alright stop liking this video 💀

[@sandraestrada3295]

just got this recommended to me so more to come!

[@radfoo72]

Only 47K more Likes to go!😆

[@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307]

Ah dont buy a world trip if you dont want it, buy what you want! Its not that hard!

[@radfoo72]

@@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 It's harder than you think😏

[@Lambzy]

I just now saw it so it gonna spread a little more

[@kashmm]

"Some chicken nuggets that only we have access to." A more dystopian sentence I could not bare to think about.

[@AshCosgrove]

"A cup of UNICEF rice, that only WE have access to." Wow. Good for you!

[@SirZipper]

"Sorry sir, the chicken nuggets are strictly reserved for the Elite."

[@AshCosgrove]

@@SirZipper "The grilled cheese and dino nuggets are available, however."

[@stevevaughn2040]

I lived on a ship for years. We called it "the Navy"

[@TKUltra971]

300 years in the future, WW4 has just ended, the world in ruins.. ..and the plebs still want to divide society fighting over CHICKEN NUGGETS

[@one1blue]

Imagine being on a 9 month cruise where all the guests start turning into Tik Tokers…truly an unbearable hell.

[@jigglie8077]

i would personally be one to report on the whjole thing. like a objective view on this lovely experiment they are putting on lol similar to this vid..

[@mr.halloween3371]

I would be sacrificing myself to the old sea God's in most Gorey way possible because then at least my soul would be free on this social experiment, biolab, pay per view!

[@RhyperiorRanger]

If the devil is real, he’s probably writing this one down

[@akumabazooka9169]

​@@RhyperiorRanger yet it already happened beforehand under the eyes of god. God is the evil one

[@mattchristensen9424]

This is just rich people bitching I don't give a fuck

[@Thommy2n]

That one girl calling her dad "Papaaa" as if she were with the English landed gentry in a countryside manor, while bragging about her exclusive nuggets and fries has got to be the most hilariously insecure flex I ever thought was possible.

[@IronWangCreates]

I genuinely think she’s being satirical, purely by the “that’s only we have access to” repeated in the same tone like 4 times in a row

[@npcimknot958]

Hey, only she has access to laughing at her 😂😂😂

[@MissBelovedBunny]

It’s definitely satire, she’s not even on the same boat. She’s hilarious 😂

[@michaelwilson7475]

Ok when did chicken nuggets and fries become food for the “elite”? The only thing that is different is you have a separate and less crowded area with less food options.

[@apixelpirate]

It was satire lol. That's why she repeats the same thing. Look at her face while shes eating the ice cream.

[@Ettrix]

People who can take off 9 months at a time... complaining. That is a special kind of spoiled.

[@feraltaco4783]

Right?! All that money and time, then they still have a home to go back to.

[@IpadAlmomani]

My exact thoughts were “how can you not work for 9 months or have obligations?!?”

[@feraltaco4783]

@@IpadAlmomani exactly. I can't leave for a week. I have too many obligations. I have pets an that alone would be a problem. Never mind all of the other responsibilities I have. They have the ability to do this and they still bitch? The rest of us are gonna need them to sit down and and shut up.

[@IpadAlmomani]

@@feraltaco4783 EXACTLYYYYYY

[@feraltaco4783]

@@IpadAlmomani it's pathetic. They just look for things to complain about. If I had the money to take a nine month cruise, I wouldn't do it. But I certainly wouldn't find things to rail on if I did go.

[@wanderingmako]

"only we have access to" "only we have access to" "only we have access to" "only we have access to" Yikes

[@angstbringer2992]

I think that was satire

[@tsukuyo893]

I just know everyone else has the exact same but the "privileged" people arent told so lmao

[@MishaDalila]

"Me me me me me me me me Only me me" -Serebro.

[@user-fm6jw2md3h]

Yeah, something you care about when you don't have a lot going on

[@Rosskles]

​@@angstbringer2992 It was not...

[@JK-bx5fg]

The upside is that the rest of the world doesn’t have to deal with these people for most of the year. They’re sequestered.

[@phobos258]

my first thought too

[@after_alec]

Thanks to the power of the internet, actually, we do!

[@DoctorDerpman]

@@after_alec We really don't. Dunno bout you, but most of us have the ability to make a conscious decision of what we read and watch on the internet.

[@dgator75]

💯

[@sharihazlett3774]

Very true. Maybe we can get them a follow up cruise for say 10 years.

[@Kiido11]

A cruise ship on which guests form factions and hierarchies sounds like a plot straight out of a dystopian young adult novel lmao.

[@Kingcobra6699]

Or Lord of the flies.....

[@JoshJipps]

Or an anime where only 1 passenger gets to leave alive 💀

[@frankieb9444]

Sounds about right, a YA dystopia having lobster buffets and discounted drinks at happy hour....imagine the horror

[@nuhrii3449]

i swear i heard this exact premise before in an anime

[@chagwag753]

Reminds me of fallout new vegas

[@dappwp4387]

"i dont let my kids drink soda" *pulls them out of school for 9 months*

[@rightarchivist]

I mean, fake sugar and public schools are two disasters.

[@ratman-f1b]

I find that the parents that dont let their kids have soda, those kids all smoke darts lol

[@feraltaco4783]

@@dappwp4387 priorities.

[@MissusAnon]

Also the mickey mouse chocolate cake on the table RIGHT as she's finishing that sentence lol. But yeah 9 entire months lost in school is just... such a mistake at that age. What the hell. I almost hate these parents who drag their kids along like accessories. They are entire human beings with emotions and needs unique at that age, which includes LEARNING. Also bruh think about it... NINE MONTHS for them is like forever, they've barely lived so their sense of time is different...

[@Kunfucious577]

I know. First thing I thought about was, don’t they have school?

[@GothBoyUK]

I'm still not convinced this isn't just a huge social experiment for a TV show and we'll discover later it was all actors.

[@succulentfruiit4107]

This all feels so fake lol

[@ShinyBubbbbles]

My thoughts exactly!

[@selfissh]

It has to be fake because I never saw this cruise advertised anywhere!

[@deeznutzzz3217]

Word

[@AmethystTheEspeon]

It really does feel like that.

[@TheLepke2011]

"This has created factions between the guests." Sounds like a Vault-Tec experiment.

[@r.i.petika829]

That’s exactly what I was thinking

[@a.g.5569]

I immediately thought of bioshock but yeah that one too 😂

[@jeremyblade7561]

Well considering how hard it would be to convince a large number of people to lock themselves into a fallout shelter right now.... Could be pre trials.😂

[@tailfeather5213]

I was thing the same thing.Lmao

[@jp-c8035]

More like Sid Meier’s Alpha Centaurii plot.

[@TehWhiteTiger]

I love the couple randomly hiding ducks. They feel so wholesome compared to the entitled tiktok kids.

[@chrisd2051]

Honestly they probably went just to annoy the others

[@kaynkayn9870]

that one dude who took it personally though xd

[@Rachellk]

The only thing keeping that ship from sucking 100%

[@What.99]

@@kaynkayn9870I can’t believe he was threatening to sue whoever is leaving the ducks lmao. Personally, I would like finding the ducks. It’s like an Easter Egg hunt, but with little plastic ducks.

[@davidfence6939]

​@@Rachellkyour existence is worse than anything on that ship

[@shelbybabcock8779]

I like how the ducks came back into play in the story. It’s like a funny background event on a show that just goes on in the background the whole time. Or like the pineapples on Psych, showing up as an easter egg in every episode.

[@ollie_3948]

First woman (with the sugar daddy) is definitely satire. Pretty sure she also has done a series on her “day in the life of a traditional housewife” as a parody of tradwife influencers.

[@puppychen6947]

Oh yea Tyler bender she’s hilarious and she’s definitely NOT on the cruise lmao she’s basically all satire it’s great!

[@hvyarms4496]

Ya, was obvious but she did capture the vibe there. Great actor, love the voice!

[@ThatGuyWhoSpins]

@@abethebabelincoln7960dude in the vid looks 20 something with a hairpiece and some makeup on lol

[@genericallynamedmel]

@@abethebabelincoln7960she doesnt have a sugar daddy 😂 that was a filter

[@hotbam37]

@@genericallynamedmel I don't understand the filter, if it is supposed to make the guy look older how come he looks like he is under 30?

[@roxanatorres5235]

Just a fact check: the 2nd girl who “inherited” her pinnacle membership from her papa is trolling. That’s not even the Royal Caribbean ship lol. She heard of the drama and rode the way brilliantly 😂

[@omnium_gatherum]

Yeah when she said "fish and chips just for us" and referenced Long John Silver.. I started getting suspicious 😂

[@SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI]

Oh missed opportunity or did you mean rode the WAVE?

[@roxanatorres5235]

@@SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI I meant wave 🌊 and it auto corrected lol

[@Smokkedandslammed]

She made those tik toks just for us.

[@madisonle6703]

that’s what i was saying i was on that celebrity ship recently!

[@emmmaritchie3532]

respect goes out for the staff that have to deal with these ridiculous people

[@WangNurMouth]

Too bad they just borrowed the Chinese kids in the factories. Here little Timmy you get 2 slices of bread a day instead of one! No knock em dead tiger.

[@EyeShadowQueenn]

Imainge wanting to quit, and you really can't mf quit. That's hell

[@drantil]

and being staff on a cruiser is already bad enough as it is... it's like living in a floating prison, but with forced labour and the most strict rules.

[@LeoBeastmode]

@@EyeShadowQueenn it's basically a military deployment.

[@MrLuchenkov]

"What's nice is a lot of these rooms have hidden compartments where you can store things." Closets. They're called closets. You have simply never seen a normal-sized closet.

[@dmo848]

For someone that lived in a damn trailer almost my whole life. No some of us don't know what a real closet is. I have 1 now that's like a small bedroom compared to what I had.😊

[@MrLuchenkov]

@@dmo848 Mate, I somehow doubt that homegirl who spent 100k to be on a cruise ship doesn't know what a closet is because she lived a miserable life. She's lived in luxury and just considers a normal closet to be the size of a small room. Otherwise, for her, it's a cupboard.

[@ColonelSandersLite]

@@dmo848 People that take 9 month long cruises mostly don't know what a real trailer is.

[@teavirus777]

At first when I read “people stuck in a cruise for 9 months” I thought “OH WHAT HAPPENED??!”… and I now find out it was totally voluntary… the world we live in

[@BabyDoll-fs3bu]

💯

[@andrewbrown7641]

Yea clickbait title

[@xbabu142x]

With the name Atozy said there were for the factions I predict some shenanigans will ensue, then they will try to cannibalize the others, forgetting the boat is apparently moored within sight of shore.

[@imysaurus]

I had the same thought and clicked so fast. True crime fanatic but this is fascinating regardless lol

[@T4IN]

That’s what I thought

[@Lindseyisloony]

OF COURSE they were going to fill the extra space by discounting rooms and offering shorter stays. That is exactly how that works. And there are whole websites dedicate to filling hotel rooms by offering discounts so EVERYONE should have realized cruise ships do that too. Nobody can reasonably complain.

[@edwardlomeli5657]

Make sense but in 50/50. They were lied in numerous ways

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

Plus it's totally normal for people who don't buy the package deal will miss out on things that are only included with a package deal. This isn't a new concept, it's weird they act like it is.

[@stanneh1978]

They are TikTokers not free thinking reasonable human beings. Mental breakdowns probable assault or worse is coming.

[@alexia3552]

If they want the ship to be exclusive they should have contacted the line ahead of time to buy all the empty rooms. Guess they're too poor to do that 💅

[@WangNurMouth]

Ur expecting morons to think. Failure even before launch.

[@madaggar9765]

These people are so bored on this boat that they're starting a faction divide. Amazing.

[@robinkholmes7127]

I think we found a new unethical way to "Fix" troubled teenagers

[@melrobertson2743]

Oh yay, Lord of the Flies on the High seas. 🤦‍♀️🙄🤦‍♀️🙄🤦‍♀️

[@demiurgeobzen327]

​@melrobertson2743 thats EXACTLY what i was thinking 🤣

[@ClixonTheOne]

Nothing gets a group together like class warfare

[@alexia3552]

Oh my god Lord of the Flies

[@Elijah-d9q]

Nah the couple hiding ducks to piss people off are the real goats🤣🤣

[@freshnorthwest6756]

the "only we had access to" lady really did a great job of making her "exclusive" stuff sound as miserable as possible lol and then to see her complain was actually wonderful lol im glad she's "enjoying" her floating motel 6 with "exclusive" nonsense.... Its crazy how much these cruise companies pimp out their guests and the guests don't even realize it lololol i see it all the time

[@smoodude]

Lmfao i had to look that one up and it was satire she wasn’t even on the same cruise

[@weewooweewoo906]

@@smoodudeLMFAO

[@Old_Goth_Lady]

“the chicken nuggets only we have access to” absolutely sent me 😂

[@kuuderesyndrome3249]

nah if there is chicken nuggets I'm getting them what are they gonna do kick me off the ship@@Old_Goth_Lady

[@npcimknot958]

That was pure comedy😂😂😂 I guess the rich can be funny😂

[@kasocool2812]

Ignoring the ticket prices. What i find super wild is how people can just drop everything and go on a cruse for almost a year. Im guessing most are rich or influencers who dont really need to care about a job. As if this turned out to be some huge social experiment I would not be surprised.

[@origami83]

retired people i guess

[@smthnew861]

​@@origami83old people in my country are poor. Even those, who had great jobs.

[@origami83]

@@smthnew861 Sorry to hear that. I just meant that when someone is retired spending 9 months on a cruise is no problem time wise.

[@npcimknot958]

They’re rich asf only they have access to😂😂

[@hatetheusername]

they’re also bringing their kids and homeschooling them on the ship

[@newgabe09]

"chicken nuggets only we have access to" 🤣🤣

[@dritzzdarkwood4727]

That was so cope and ridiculous, haha!

[@ghostmkc4045]

I imagine this is how the voice in her head is saying to her how to cope, "only we have access to...only we have access to...only we have access to..."

[@Starry8sLLC]

@@ghostmkc4045literally was looking for this comment lol

[@DaCheapChimp]

Its a tick😂😂😂

[@RedesCat]

Papa spent 60 years cruising so she could have dry chicken nuggets

[@yoloactual6975]

The fact that this ship is immediately flooding doesn't bode well for it's passengers. I would absolutely be getting off that death trap.

[@jcoster8291]

This can't be a real cruise, this is a Vault-Tec experiment. I genuinely fear for these peoples safety.

[@KKazumai]

Lmao I immediately thought of this 😂

[@rveliz]

I was thinking the same thing. Just fallout but at sea.

[@PixieLove5]

Please Fallout, add this in as a DLC 🙏

[@burp2019]

@@PixieLove5 it's apparently british fallout lore but with an army ship instead of a cruise

[@burp2019]

it's like that simpsons episode where bart fakes an apocalypse to stay on a ship

[@TheVoiceofWisdom...]

"This is my special chicken nuggets that only WE have access to" Lady, you paid 60 grand or more probably to get on this ship and your talking about your exclusive access to chicken nuggets

[@kaylahaas]

my thoughts exactly. counting how many chicken nuggets I’d have to eat for free for it to be worth $60k

[@AmethystTheEspeon]

I know, right? I eat better for less than 40 bucks!

[@TheCommanderTaco]

@@kaylahaas or one Among us McDonald nugget lol.

[@stanneh1978]

it amazed me how good she thinks she is because of this like its a status flex.

[@alexia3552]

Because that's all it got her ✨

[@MainFrameGamerz]

"Only we have access too" Sigh...... 🙄😒 From experience, We were bored by day 4 on a 7 day cruise I cant imagine 9 months...

[@charlesreid9337]

my theory is these are made for older desperatr single people , young people who want to party their assss off, and people who want a floating retirement home

[@robinkholmes7127]

Mostly retired people single or coupled up go on cruises, they're usually pretty chill@@charlesreid9337

[@Aesoporific]

There are two different kinds of vacations. The first is where you go somewhere new to do things that you couldn't do at home. The second is where you go somewhere new to do nothing at all. It's important to understand what kind of vacation you're going on and calibrate expectations accordingly.

[@wolfmancaesar1517]

If she was Pinnacle she'd be wearing a gold name tag. She's a complete phoney.

[@princessstarpeach9161]

Oh my God If she say that phase one more time I'm going to scream

[@Only_Davids_Twin]

Imagine when the "Exclusive" princess wanders to the wrong side of the tracks. She will absolutely die when she sees the food on the buffet table is the same.

[@MrWolfSnack]

If you ever seen a cruise ship kitchen, it is just a average restraunt galley. They do not have room nor the means to keep two of the same food type that is "low grade" and "rich grade". You get all one food from all one 3rd party catering company and it is all frozen and reheated.

[@NateReadsDiversely]

The guy who thinks that leaving rubber ducks in random places is a criminal offense and the lady who couldn't pronounce Antarctica are my favorites

[@yuzuchi5381]

she be like "Anartika ... Antartickaa ... An .. the penguins" 😂😂😂

[@SniperCyanide]

What is wrong with her EYES? Like... holy shit, between that and her problems with certain words she looks like she's on something.

[@seandonovan8915]

Drives me crazy! It's like these ppl haven't heard of it before

[@samanthablaze2715]

lol he’d send everyone to jail if he could 😂😂 he’s hilarious

[@chele-chele]

Her poor kids must think they are in an asylum!

[@batzzz2044]

They found a way to coalesce the most narcissistic unintelligent people possible. Amazing!

[@anaalicia5029]

Just imagine 9 months of buffets and drinks -you could easily gain 75 pounds! It would be hilarious if they rolled off the boat after nine months as the people in Wall-e

[@batzzz2044]

And scooters only we have access too 🤣🤣🤣

[@anaalicia5029]

@@batzzz2044 ‘peasants! You roll, I’ll ride!’ 😂

[@Pacman69420]

If only it.... Sank somehow....

[@allyh7075]

i can't stop laughing at the people here getting so mad at content that is clearly satire (sugar daddy and "only we had access to" are both satirical...)

[@necropepper]

stuck on a ship for 9 months filled with elitists and normies. this is something that vault-tec would come up with as an experiment, and i'm all for it lmao

[@lovethebosss22]

Love the fallout reference

[@ravenspurplebeats5412]

will any guests turn into plant people though ?

[@anthonylong9067]

I’d just jump off. Let the sharks eat me or something.

[@josueztheiii9089]

Im pretty sure this was a vault in ine if the games

[@cowboy6586]

Honestly I’m p sure it was in one of the games

[@wtyeager]

How many times can she say "that only we have access to" 😂

[@Darri3n]

That's sick! I ALSO have a Ceasar salad in my fridge that only I have access to! I had no idea I was Carribean Elite. :o

[@lordchaa1598]

I also have frozen french fries, fish sticks and chicken nuggets. I had no idea I was a member of the elite class.

[@helvete983]

@@lordchaa1598 I feel so much above this idiot. I stopped eating shitty chicken nuggets and living in a cramped room the minute I graduated from college.

[@Dang3rMouSe]

You know it must taste better than the food on the lower levels lol

[@scoper7897]

@@Dang3rMouSe thats why i always pay 20 dollars for 3 dollar caesar salad. so it would taste same as rich peoples salad

[@thepackable]

I ride share all my meals. Its the economic choice.

[@stuckinmopro8533]

“Chicken nuggets that only we have access to.” Otherwise known as the kids meal!

[@robinkholmes7127]

🤣

[@AmethystTheEspeon]

Lol!

[@stanneh1978]

She went downstairs to see what the peasants were eating to confirm don't you know!

[@Thommy2n]

Her Papaaa must be so proud... 🤣

[@michaelc1626]

Imagine gatekeeping chicken nuggets. lol Crazy

[@Otaku_Jinsei]

God that’s worse than hell being stuck on a cruise with TikTok influencers for a year. We should make that a punishment for crimes lol

[@jikook7457]

Great idea! With a couple of karens sprinkled in

[@titanium_white_ghost3300]

Don't forget the Kevin's

[@rambu3013]

Installing TikTok is punishing enough

[@Hechosaleatorios1]

Nah that's tooooo harsh ☠️

[@chaosryans]

That is just the introduction scene for Ghost Ship 2

[@danyuls3.6]

Those people hiding ducks were just mad they couldn’t bring their jeeps into the cruise ship 😂

[@dannybaloi]

Don't pick on the duck lady! That's a cruise tradition. Guests hide ducks and the crew members are looking for them. It's like a mini game! It makes life on a ship way more fun for crew members.

[@RxYouth]

Wow, that just tells me how absolutely boring life must be for the crew members when finding ducks is the highlight of your day and is considered "fun". Sounds more like its a way to keep tabs on how well the staff is at cleaning up after guests.

[@samker7758]

​@@RxYouthalways saw cruise as a thing for rich old people bored in their lives.

[@princesspupcake1269]

The dude getting super upset and saying he's gonna ""press charges"" is so ridiculous... Like, guy, they're rubber ducks, calm down.

[@nikkidarkangelpnope8400]

Apparently the cruise lines are banning the ducks now.

[@RxYouth]

@@samker7758 nah cruises are actually full of non rich people, it's more a way for people to live out their fantasies and pretend to be rich. The majority are probably lower to upper middle class. Why would actual rich people spend money to be trapped on a boat surrounded by a bunch of people they don't know, when they could easily just travel to these countries themselves using whatever transportation they desire? That's not to say there isn't rich people, but even the Richers are most likely retired upper middle class. There's also varying degrees to the types of cruise lines, rooms, and amenities offered, but a lot cruises can actually be fairly affordable, especially if you're good at finding deals or are willing to buy tickets more at the last minute. You could probably go on 2-4 cruises, which includes all your food for the week, for the same price it costs to spend a week staying on, eating at, and going to, Disney World.

[@4RILDIGITAL]

Given the number of disasters on this cruise, it's genuinely hard to understand why anyone would choose to pay such a hefty sum for this kind of experience.

[@NinaMelpomeneLynch]

Indeed. I would not attend something like this even if I'd be paid handsomely to do it.

[@Karamarika]

They clearly weren't paying for or expecting the disasters. It sounded amazing in theory, but when you're stuck on the same boat for that long with the same food options and the same people, it gets old pretty fast. I just got off a 4 day cruise, which was a LOT of fun, but we had a lot of entertainment that surely isn't available on this cruise. I can imagine being there for 9 months, and it would get old pretty fast. Just the same food options (none of which are the comforts of home) every day would drive me nuts.

[@xbabu142x]

Tiktokers be Tik Tokking bruh

[@thewordwithperd1563]

it started to sound like snowpiercer really quickly lol

[@whenimmanicimgodly4228]

It's for the stories

[@JamesFromTexas]

Marc really got that main character vibe. Like why would he think people are leaving ducks specifically for him? And press charges?!? For what!? Entitlement at its finest.

[@keljells]

Imagine the report - “harassment and threat via rubber ducky”.

[@JamesFromTexas]

@@keljells I'd love to overhear that conversation!

[@grey3414]

He's losing his mind 😂 Paranoid in a cruise ship is the worst. To think the ducks are for him 😂

[@DuskyJewel]

@@sithguitarist698Agreed!!

[@Jessica_Costantini]

more funny you take him literally lol

[@djkd21]

This can be a south park episode 😂. Hiding ducks to mess your mind and snitching on your book club 😂

[@SleepySuperhero]

"Watch as folks learn the hard way that an ACCURATE tour of world is mostly water."

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

I know right. Lol. How many days of open ocean compared to days when you can actually see land of any sort.

[@user-fm6jw2md3h]

Ohhhhh it's A to zy. Like the alphabet

[@Dreezie]

Holy 🤯🤯

[@D-Skotes]

Wut? Holy shit that's blowing my mind. Granted I'm very intoxicated right now but still.

[@WingedFire]

explains the play mat in the background

[@TitsMcGeester]

Yo whaaat?

[@Engine_1]

Ohhhhh

[@21darkster]

The couple hiding ducks is awesome

[@mileslane8630]

this really is a whole ass live reality tv show unfolding on tiktok, thank you for bringing this to us lmao

[@scruffy4473]

Why are we not talking about the woman who TOOK HER KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL FOR THIS THING. 😭😭😭

[@dallasg3464]

Yet they can't have soda.. *not bashing, ik parents don't always give their spawns soda

[@littlejourneyseverywhere]

Did she take them out or are they just homeschooled?

[@eewwnerd]

they seemed fairly young still its bonkers

[@Agiantpansy]

>"school" I mean, looked like preschool at most, they where like 4.

[@American-Idiot-Campaign-Vlog]

School? That's what the Internet is for. This isn't 1890

[@Noot-Noot.]

The dude saying he'd press chargees over the ducks made me laugh so hard.

[@EmoBunny69]

Right… esp because he’s actively COLLECTING THEM. 😡🙃

[@Cruisechatter]

Me too😂😂😂😂😂 I hollered 😅😂

[@GggG-tb1mx]

He is going crazy on this boat 😂😂😂

[@kevthepoet]

Its hilarious but infuriating at the same time. Like why does it upset you so much? And pressing charges? What?

[@SaviorSix]

imagine bragging about going to a floating prison and you had to pay for it. That only you have access too.

[@TheEleven420]

Entitlement’s a hell of a drug…

[@brendanboomhour7606]

She's got an extra special cell block, "that only she has access to"

[@travislozowchuk2158]

just like NY

[@battlecatsubernoob1924]

I’ve never seen people with 60-120k in disposable income be this unhappy

[@ShanaNVallejo]

I'm going to need them to set up live cameras all over the place and the entire thing into a reality show - the "testimonials" will just be their individual TikToks. I absolutely lost it at the guy threatening to press charges over the ducks when some little wholesome older couple is just randomly hiding them all over the place lmao

[@Old_Goth_Lady]

Yeah bc they’re actual cruisers I’m guessing. I asked my husband about this bc his family are all cruise people and he said yeah it’s like the jeep people just leaving ducks but on a big boat lol

[@lindah6954]

This would make a good reality show.

[@mchlle94]

As if it came straight out of some sitcom lol

[@andyy361]

Fishtank

[@junglejym1248]

@@andyy361yeah these fish need some Hassle

[@HexisVonSpade]

the duck thing, someone did that in a facility i was in in Seattle. it was so nice, honestly, because we'd all just find them and rehide them. it brought a lot of light to us when it was our first couple weeks, made it feel less like a scary new place and more like a daycare in the best way possible. yes, we acted kinda like children sometimes, but thats a good thing.

[@yorokopi1]

Hiding ducks is the adult equivalent of hiding rocks for kids. It's just some good clean fun.

[@TheBestUsernamexD]

Probably one of the most innocent fun you'll find

[@cyborgsariel7806]

Hey, Atozy. Just want to mention that hiding & finding rubber ducks is kind of a cruise chip tradition. Went about a year ago and my friend was dead set on finding one. Never heard of it before her blood-oath quest to find the damn things.

[@alexia3552]

That is ADORABLE. Life can be fun if you have a joyful and playful attitude, nothing can make it fun if you're determined to be dissatisfied with something

[@MisterHatsofMemphis]

Did she ever find any?

[@user-is7xs1mr9y]

I have never been on a cruise ship so I had no idea, but this sounds so awesome and cute. If I ever go on a cruise, I'll definitely look for ducks.

[@cyborgsariel7806]

@@MisterHatsofMemphis She did with the help from some other friends. They tracked one down and she made a mad dash to get it.

[@Raggandrist]

This is one of the best stories I’ve heard I a while. I’m smiling from ear to ear, it just keeps getting better and better.

[@annienunyabiz6627]

I am honestly surprised more people haven't gone crazy by this point. I will not be surprised if a few of the more annoying passengers "accidentally" fall overboard.

[@BlueBlazerX7]

all the Tiktokers went "Mysteriously Missing" Based on a true story TikTok Sea of goners.

[@jarrettcox3557]

@@BlueBlazerX7the tiking time klock

[@one1blue]

A few of the more annoying passengers lol. They all turned into Tik Tokers. I’d be trying to sink the boat.

[@jikook7457]

They'll be wearing blue or red and throwing up signs 🖖 before long lol

[@davidfence6939]

​@@makingadjustmentsyou're the one disconnected from reality. I feel no sympathy for bigots like you

[@Hal_2189]

That, "Pinnacle Elite Member" buffet looks worse than what you could get from the frozen aisle at Walmart. lol

[@malharics]

I’ve seen better and tastier buffets inside of colleges

[@InfamousMax]

all you can eat chinese restaurant has better looking food, some even still alive but that is on another page

[@zilvoxidgod]

literally, it's awful, basic food

[@redslate]

It's literally bagged frozen food.

[@patrik3482]

You just have to convince them that it's special and it's only for them and you Can serve them anything.

[@mismismism]

Stuck on a ship filled with TikTokers truly sounds like the closest possible thing to hell on Earth. Like I would rather pay to have my fingernails ripped out.

[@npcimknot958]

Or film them like some National Geographic documentary and just laugh😂

[@PhilipWester]

The best part is that he seems to think someone is targeting him specifically when that couple is just hiding ducks around the ship, not around or in his room specifically. After using a lounge he wasn't allowed to use, attempting to get security to let him keep doing it and then complaining about it on TikTok. Acute Main Character Syndrome.

[@hvyarms4496]

Yup cuz it least it won't last 9mos 😅

[@Crossbone_Vanguard]

This feels like the opening of a found footage movie where you root for the sea monster.

[@mtmadigan82]

Pulling her kids out of a year from school. Great parenting😂

[@AusDenBergen]

Let's be real, what are they missing out on? Being convinced their the opposite sex and slavery is their fault? They'll probably end up better off for it in the long run.

[@CapitanoAraym]

Not to be seen as a defending her... but do you noticed that those kids are probably kindergarten age?

[@devinthompson3694]

But aye it’s important to note she is a great mom simply because “no soda “😂😂 I mean damn what a mom

[@litneyloxan]

@@CapitanoAraymMy kid is in kindergarten and they learned phonics and how to read 100s of small words by this past Christmas. They absolutely should still be in school regardless of being in Kindergarten, the school age 4 and 5 year olds are going to be so far behind after missing 9 months of schooling and will likely need to repeat Kindergarten or 1st grade.

[@travisminneapolis]

The ONLY way kids can learn is by sitting in straight rows of desks listening to a teacher standing by a blackboard with chalk.... 😂😂😂

[@Cliffsrepaircorner]

I don't get how people can listen to these people and not go insane

[@samderry6305]

The thing is, they are all insane.

[@jonathandavis3312]

That first girls voice makes me wish i was deaf

[@Neo_Geisha]

ikr what a terrible day to have ears

[@shilombaba]

The first ones were funny and obviously sarcastic I believe

[@magic1623]

The first three were all satire, the third is even tagged as satire on TikTok. The duck guy was actually on the cruise but he was completely joking about the ducks.

[@OfficialMageHD]

Ok, the lady struggling to say Antarctica and giving up to just say "to go see the penguins" actually got a solid laugh out of me xD

[@hegotnoenemies]

lmaoooo hahah yeah that was funny as hell

[@redslate]

I really hope that was a poorly executed joke.

[@jmacosta]

You could see her brain melt down but that was so funny and cute lol

[@briancamargo]

I know it had me dying 😂

[@christolmet1660]

Haha the accent: 'koselig' in Norwegian. You nailed it man. Absolutely perfect 😂

[@danielalvarez8729]

I was stuck on a cruise ship for 9 months. There was nothing luxurious about it. It was the USS Carl Vinson back in 2001. Due to the 9/11 attacks, we hardly ever made port. I believe we made port 3 times throughout that entire deployment. Months at a time, we saw nothing but blue water in every direction, with no sign of land. Not even an island....I think it was 6 straight months between one port visit to the next port visit. So 6 straight months of nothing but water. We worked 16 to 18 hours per day. A 12-hour day was an early day off.

[@Civ33]

@@SkyBlu868 r/whooosh

[@phillipsmith3366]

Yeah, I got a six month cruise. When I first signed up with the Navy in 2010, as an electrical technician they put me on the USS Seawolf for a 6 month deployment in 2012. Ugh horrible just horrible. We deployed to South Atlantic. I saw penguins but just mostly ocean and begin under weather working 12 hour shifts with one day off on Sundays. Or if you had to work Sundays you got Monday off. Lucky I got of then Navy in 2014 and join the army. 82nd airborne and take a lovely trip to Mosul, Iraq and had a vacation they’re from Dec 2017 to sept 2018 😅 just great times. No it was horrible too.

[@danielalvarez8729]

@@phillipsmith3366 ... Oh wow! They're giving you days off now??? Amazing. We weren't given any days off, not until we hit port. That was back when I was in. They must have changed the rules now.

[@litneyloxan]

You got drafted or you joined because you wanted to?

[@danielalvarez8729]

@@litneyloxan ... I joined because I wanted to. Little did I know what I was signing up for. LOL. 😆

[@forgetmedont]

This is unfounded levels of brain rot. It's honestly almost scary.

[@ZeRo-hy3tq]

true. elite first world problems

[@DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii]

Intergenerational expirement

[@mariareynolds8855]

My parents are into cruising, and apparently the thing with the ducks happens on a lot of boats! They’ve even found little home made customised ones before- usually people attach a tag with their name and the cruise ship/sailing where they hid it, then other cruisers who’re joining in will take it home and hide it on their next boat, so you get a little record of all the ships it’s been on!

[@user-is7xs1mr9y]

That's so cool and adorable!

[@EyeShadowQueenn]

That's kinda cute

[@sergiosantos2498]

Disney Cruise just banned the duck thing.

[@Karamarika]

​@@sergiosantos2498that's on par for Disney these days. Nothing fun and wholesome allowed. People should just put rainbow and trans flags on the ducks and then they will not only allow it, but make it mandatory.

[@DuskyJewel]

@@KaramarikaWay to go! Homophobia and transphobia in one sentence. I’m impressed you are literate.

[@ESC_907]

Bro, Royal Caribbean is just running a naval Stanford Project!!!

[@Tajarim88]

"Staring 9 months at people that got a better deal than you" is life for a lot of people

[@keljells]

Except it doesn’t stop at 9mos, it goes on indefinitely and chips away until you’re nihilistic and apathetic and start saying things like “death and taxes are the only 2 things you can count on in life”. 🙃

[@imysaurus]

Man I’m getting old and bitter

[@QUEERVEEART]

late stage capitalism 💀

[@bobdrooples]

Only they have access to that view.

[@litneyloxan]

Forreal my boss makes millions and I have to look at his bald head every single day while I barely keep my head above water paying bills

[@W4ffl3Games]

I can't comment much on a lot of this, but the thing about hiding ducks is actually a very common thing on Royal Caribbean cruises. They even sometimes give prizes to people who find certain ducks.

[@Cp-71]

I think I just found the world's worst job: being a janitor on this cruise. Imagine not only working >8 hours a day knowing it's entirely pointless but also having to be surrounded by these individuals for nine months straight.

[@AccidentallyOnPurpose]

cruises pay very well though if you can put up with the work, and the housing and food is free

[@npcimknot958]

I’d like the toilet paper only the elite has access to

[@npcimknot958]

@@AccidentallyOnPurposeand sea sickness😂

[@gitamic2287]

The staffs can get rotated off the ship, just depends on how many port hubs they get to.

[@ioele1000]

Cleaning isn't exactly "pointless". That's like saying why take a shower if your going to sweat.

[@yunusmile]

I worked in a cruise ship for a month and the ship was moving nonestop 24 hours a day and caused some motion sickness and balance issues when i left the ship after a month. I can't imagine staying in a waving ship for 9 months

[@ianlawless7481]

To be stuck with those people and not attempting to unalive them is an incredible human achievement.

[@paladinboyd1228]

@@Plz083 At least the duck couple sound nice.

[@gabev7579]

I would've for sure by the looks of this video, someone would've at least got thrown off the boat

[@paladinboyd1228]

@@gabev7579 Why am i picturing the snobs doing this "you did not pay full price to the ocean with you!"

[@houseofsolomon2440]

Except 10:04- She's adorable & seems fairly cool ~

[@thenerdwonder5327]

My sister and her family take cruises at times. Apparently the duck thing is a common thing cruisegoers do. Doesnt matter what cruise, you go on one, someone is goanna hide some ducks.

[@912yekim]

The duck hiding and guy threatening to press charges over them totally took me out 😂 some harmless couple

[@jaleahrobinson5967]

It’s funny because that’s a thing on cruises people hide them sometimes leave advice

[@TheMagicNipple]

Lil bro was definitely a Karen in a past life

[@Cec9e13]

Maaaaaaan. I am honestly jealous. Hear me out - I would be a total recluse if my family would let me, I love being by myself and not answering to other people, and a hotel room for 9 months with internet, laundry, and all food and drink included, half my luggage would be yarn. Like, half a Joann Fabrics yarn section, and all the crochet hooks. Some art supplies, books, I'd be set, honestly. Leave my room for meals, look out the window, and do my thing for three fourths of a year. Nine months of binging TV I can't watch around the kids while making All The Things.

[@Mimir789]

I love this new age where the rich people keep getting the worst deals. Submarine to see titanic = death, 9 month cruise to see the world = stuck on a flooding ship in tiny rooms

[@WaterMelonS1]

There are still people dying. Stupid or not, have some empathy. Assuming their dead, or are in real danger.

[@raultrashlord4404]

​@@WaterMelonS1I'll meet you halfway. I will have no empathy but I will not deny that I am a bad person who enjoys others being harmed.

[@tankgirl_3846]

@@raultrashlord4404 I applaud your self awareness!

[@flameepidemic4839]

@@raultrashlord4404i respect you asmit that at least lol

[@batayola2543]

​@WaterMelonS1 feel like i could care less about the rich people when literal countries are experiencing genocide right now

[@Ebolaface]

I was in the US Navy and did a few 7 month cruises on an aircraft carrier. I can't imagine willingly paying to stay on a ship for 9 months. After about 3 months everyone gets real crazy lol

[@reyesI165]

After the Newports run out, people start getting feral 💀

[@cocodojo]

At least we had Flight-Ops during the day and Night-Ops at night to keep things lively, not to mention the free fireworks along the Strait of Hormuz every night with live rounds!

[@mr.halloween3371]

I just learned that deep sea squid catcher's stay out for as long as 3 yrs at a time. That is well beyond the time period for going postal at sea.

[@seanjones7474]

​@@reyesI165...or the smoke pit is secured, then all the smokers go crazy.

[@seanjones7474]

​@@cocodojoyeah, just with flight ops, you gone have plenty of entertainment...both of my tiger cruises, them tigers were sick of the ship around day three. Give them a 8 month deployment and then let them fuss a about a love boat ship😅

[@--Paws--]

They should make a movie out of this, a parody of it. The stories the passengers tell is comedy gold.

[@toolegittoquit_001]

Lord of the Flies with water 💦

[@alaskanbltundra]

It's a Christopher guest movie waiting to happen

[@chickenpotpie4045]

It's pretty much just The Suite Life on Deck, Disney already made this show more than a decade ago

[@BattleB3rry]

As long as it stars Adam sandler

[@LakinMae5]

@@chickenpotpie4045or The Love Boat for all the oldies out there!

[@theGrandRapidian]

Do this regularly in the U.S. Navy. Granted broken into blocks, but last year was underway for over 8 months. And to the people hiding ducks, I love you and keep it up! We do this on our cruises too haha.

[@Heeknot]

imagine your life achievement being "my grandfather spent a lot of money on boats so now i have access to mid tier cruise food that only i have access to"

[@demi3329]

I'm shocked at how many people take tik tok seriously and don't recognize satire anymore ☹️

[@DashingToJapan]

The sad reality, is how do you know what's satire? It didn't seem satire when she started complaining about her room being up to her standards, so who's to say she wasn't actually trying to brag about the "status" she held as a member? ​@@demi3329

[@helvete983]

Who's going to break it to her that she's eating the kids menu?

[@peterclark5595]

I need to know how many pinnacle members there actually are, that they get a whole floor of the cruise ship to themselves!

[@jecker19000]

"Whoever keeps leaving me ducks in secret, reveal yourself or I will be pressing charges" lmao

[@r.i.petika829]

The worlds funniest and most entitled sentence

[@pbsamanthamarie]

How can you press charges if you don't know who it is? This is from a content farm. These are paid actors.

[@ffwast]

...charges against who? 😆

[@grayaj23]

"pressing charges" is just that guy's tiktok schtick. He rates things on a scale of (Iforget what the good one is), "restraining order" or "I'm definitely pressing charges"

[@incorrectbeans]

🦆🦆🦆

[@davidwarren9204]

I love how the smarmy kid who found some ducks thinks the 'mystery people who are hiding ducks' are doing it TO HIM SPECIFICALLY. It must be tiring to believe that the whole world revolves around you...

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

Seriously I thought the same thing. Lol

[@paladinboyd1228]

It makes me wonder how much of a bloodbath it is gonna be if they have to abandon ship, given the attitude of most of the passengers I do not want to be in line for the lifeboats.

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

@@paladinboyd1228 good point..and those lifeboats can fit like 400 people on each one.

[@RelentlessOldMan]

If I was retired and you paid me 60 grand to go on this 9 month cruise ... I wouldn't. Pinnacle Status I'm So Elite Girl drives me nuts. 😂

[@katelynramirez1609]

the couple hiding the ducks are so cute idk why anyone would be annoyed by that. they are just having fun, too many miserable & entitled people on this earth I swear.

[@mgntstr]

Love the way she said "Normal Status People" with such snooty contempt. HAHAHAHA

[@shadowaries1516]

"That only we have access to" 58 times really irked the poor person in me 😂

[@reinoldi1097]

@@shadowaries1516 "im so special because my "dad" yeah ... yes your dad.... your job is just daughter... archived nothing in her live... and feels special... why parents raise their kids like little princesses ... this always turns out very bad... spoiled brats... thinking their soooo special and above the rest....

[@Redmanticore]

first i thought it had to be a joke but you never know especially when they showed some 1 dollar chicken nuggets, i thought she must be ironic

[@JoeyisDREADful]

​@@Redmanticore it was an obvious bit and anyone who can't tell thar even after the "Papa" straight from the "my papa drives a rolls royce" meme and the chicken nuggets part is a dumbass.

[@SachilShah]

She's not even on a Royal Carribean ship in her suite tour - that's a Celebrity Edge Class balcony. Like literally one of the things that class of ship is known for.

[@NebulousNector]

There are law firms circling this boat like sharks just waiting to get that class action going

[@ILovePancakes24]

they probably signed a bunch of waivers before stepping foot on the boat.

[@cIoudbank]

being on a cruise ship for more than 2.5 weeks sounds like a nightmare, i think i would jump overboard if it was for a year.

[@newguy3588]

Lol, imagine having to disclose that "There are people on this boat that, uhhh, won't like you, because you're not buying the full package."

[@atozy]

We are 1/5th of a way to 100k likes already.. I might actually end up on this cruise 💀

[@nullunit2830]

if you can get UV burned at an nft convention surely you can segment a cruise for your loyal viewers!

[@LoneStarStinger]

YES!!! Be our tribute!!!

[@modspecs]

like this guy can't handle ducks....... @atozy hold my duck I'll show you crazy

[@kymonlown1881]

You gave the internet an opportunity to make you live on a boat... what did you expect? XD

[@briansalce2808]

PUT THIS MAN ON THE SHIP🛥🛥🛥

[@ScamLikely9327]

She really thought she was flexing with that “we only have access to”. The Second Lady’s room was bigger than most apartments lmao.

[@yoyohayli]

"That only we have access to." "That only we have access to." "That only we have access to." "That only we have access to." "That only we have access to." "That only we have access to." Jesus Christ, we get it, lady. Tip: when you preface a list with "Here's all of the things only accessible to Elite members," you do not then have to state after each item in that list whom it is available to. It just sounds like she was trying to make everyone jealous with how 'elite' the food was compared to the food for the 'poors', and how special she is because look at all her special stuff just for her and only people like her with money and status!

[@yikesyourchunkyhostilityha2321]

Oh, let us not be spiteful, fellow peasant, she got it from her paPA!

[@paladinboyd1228]

Money can't buy class.

[@Cruisechatter]

That irked me!!!

[@Dannzilla]

Remember when humility was a thing? Feels like so long ago.

[@spoons250]

Like, you need to teach yourseld rich people DO have access to things poor people dont. This REALLY shows your insecure, and poor. IBTW, its satire. That wasnt a panicle ticket. And you still couldnt have been on that cruise.

[@paramoreparks9960]

The first 3 ports have all been CANCELED. This trip is a real nightmare.

[@cannawithkendall1872]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@HelloYersoGae]

My great grandmother spends all her time sailing in cruises and vacationing for the last 30 years instead of buying a house or going to a senior place. She seems to love it

[@beewest5704]

It's becoming so common.

[@helbent4]

We actually cruised on this ship year before last. It wasn't the newest or best, but the crew and staff were fantastic. They made us feel special even though we were just the hoi polloi in an inside cabin, not top-shelf. I can see if you are elderly it's like living in a luxury hotel where everyone treats you like royalty. They give Disney a run for it's money, they are that good.

[@njxwolverine2493]

Idk sounds like she’s masking some inadequacies

[@Welcometomyworld4754]

When it comes to signing yourself up for a 9 month cruise, talk about "Tell me you have nothing going for yourself in life without saying that you have nothing going for yourself in life."

[@BAGGStheAugmented]

I could easily live on a cruise for years lol. I'm very lazy, easy to entertain, and I've lived in horrible nightmare houses for years with absolutely insufferable people and was able to tolerate it. This sounds like a cakewalk to me. If people on the cruise didn't like me, I wouldn't give any sort of fk lol.

[@sckxo__]

Same 😂😂😂

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

Easily entertained and satisfied unite!!!

[@mindyourbusiness4199]

Not for that price. I'd buy a house and a nice set of locks.

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

@@mindyourbusiness4199 yeah...only way I could convince myself to spend that much money on it, was if I was terminal, and therefore would have no need of money at all in a few months. Lol.

[@richardsanchez5444]

Only difference is you'd be stuck in a relativity small space. The people that piss you off would be impossible to avoid.

[@littleannie390]

Cruise lines have done these long worldwide cruises for years but previously passengers have been able to join and leave the ship anywhere along the cruise. It’s bizarre the RC thought it was a good idea to initially try to fill the ship with only people who wanted to do most or all of 9 months. It didn’t work obviously.

[@MKdaBEAZT]

Not Hunger Games they turned the cruise ship into Snowpiercer I'm hella weak 🤣

[@PatrickRatman]

cant wait to catch when they run out of sanity and the "normal status people" fight their way to the top of the ship only to find that the captain orchestrated it to pick out who will become the next captain so he can retire.

[@MKdaBEAZT]

@@PatrickRatman riiight lmao frfr

[@DEATH-THE-GOAT]

19:10 I'm sorry but that's just a breeze! Put some Finnish and Ålander crew on that boat

[@orcristghost3204]

Going on a 9 month cruise during an el nino winter is mental 😂 These storms are just warming up. Side note: when they end up hitting an iceberg, these "pinacal" cruisers are 100% locking everyone on the bottom floor and battling it out for their own personal life raft, all while filming on tiktok of course

[@mr.halloween3371]

James Cameron is making a sequel!

[@WangNurMouth]

I'll never let go jack! *let's go*

[@CarolinadelVillar-jt3mz]

The ones with the most likes and followers win a spot on the boats.

[@ser6Ijvolk]

That only applies to certain areas, other areas can be warmer, drier and calmer instead.

[@erreyakendo8290]

Now everything make sense, this is a huge Titanic 2. I don't know why make a second one but must be more easy than making sex 2 or chess 2 I guess.

[@Ciborium]

People complain about "pranks" and "social experiments" that are nothing but assault on innocent passers-by. This cruise is a real "social experiment".

[@djkd21]

In Navy we were out for 6 months at a time but on ships larger than cruise ships and we would still dock in other countries occasionally. My sister was a stage manager on Royal Caribbean cruise which is the top and largest cruise ships in the world and she even said that sucked 😂

[@BeruCampos]

3:35 imagine thinking having French Fries and chicken nuggets = Royalty

[@misslora3896]

But they're the special elite kind, heated to tuff, dry, chewy goodness in exclusive ovens that only they have access to.

[@MikeH420]

For fries and chicken nuggets Imma just go across the street to McDonald’s and spend $10.

[@spoons250]

Imagine thinking that was real. that was the regular lounge, babe. Kind of hilarious because it unintentionally made you bash the cheaper tickets food. You just proved there is a reason to pay the higher price... The food in basic lounge is nothing but fries and nuggets.

[@androgynousmaggot9389]

C'mon, she has to be joking! That's all normal stuff on a cruise ship