Costco Has Turned Americans into Monsters

Purchasing food by the bucket is problematic for many reasons.
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[@DistrustHumanz]

In the movie Idiocracy, the lawyer had gone to college at Costco.

[@blah8934]

Buy 4 certificates get 5th for free

[@codyTDBD]

I love you

[@rhanemann9100]

His dad was a legacy - which helped with his admission.

[@dustinmiller2775]

In the movie, Time Bandits, the company that sponsored "The Most Fabulous Object In The Universe" was Moderna 🤨

[@BoinkrNanis]

During productions, the producers asked wardrobe department to "find the ugliest shoes imaginable. Shoes so ugly only idiots would buy them" They used crocs, go peep it lmao!!!

[@Craig332]

the blood of patriots was spilled so that I could purchase a 3 month supply of chocolate covered pretzels

[@IndigoBellyDance]

😂😂😂😂😂 touche

[@lealamb]

And eat it all in 2 days

[@jopo7996]

How dare you disparage Costco Tim. Where else can you go for eggs and milk, and leave with a shed, a barbecue, and 2 kayaks

[@deejay1216]

😂😂👍

[@DickDyeria]

🤣

[@regrettoinformyou424]

Sam's club....

[@AM2K2]

@@regrettoinformyou424 🤓

[@Cactus_hug]

And a cheap family vacation into cartel land AKA Mexico.

[@segamegadrive3903]

If you switch the first and last two letters of Costco, it is still Costco. That's the Dark Arts right there folks.

[@flightrisk753]

Genius

[@DaygoG]

Illuminati confirmed 👽

[@DANNYBOIL8-h5h]

Holy Hell never realized it.

[@jocephuscomedy]

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

[@legion437]

There will be no comment better than this.

[@growingheart8039]

😂❤

[@talkingmudcrab718]

That's where I got my law degree.

[@Lilbigboy]

You win

[@justinhill2378]

Brawndo's got what plants crave.

[@chrisgreenwood8188]

Costco is where I draw the line timmy.

[@donomar9538]

Diabetes is your pronoun.

[@zojo9094]

Diabetes is a noun... ​@@donomar9538

[@jasonw7497]

I buy all my guns from Costco. I have jeans on guns on jeans on mayonnaise.

[@mikegarvey8069]

@UCIDO7fGvO4bfMvpsmgCuTVgI don’t eat carbohydrates and shop at Costco every week

[@thriftymeg]

Costco has good deal on protein. Shrimp, meat is a good price. Little things like beach towels are a great find.

[@shiftysmoke69]

Have you not seen the prophecy? Idiocracy? Costco will be a bastion. Costco will be life

[@GordonCaledonia]

_"Welcome to Costco, I love you. Welcome to Costco, I love you. Welcome to..."_

[@XenoSeid]

Ow my balls!

[@dertythegrower]

Corpocracy, iykyk

[@QuietDriver97]

The gluttony is just another mechanism of passive enslavement our directors put upon the masses. My best friend's mom is a Costco exclusive shopper and gets visibly angry if groceries are bought elsewhere. The 45 minute drive to Costco is worth the 32 cents she may save instead of going to the local market 5 minutes down the road.

[@oldscratch3535]

They have a need to feed the corporate beast. 99% of my grocery shopping is done at a locally owned grocer. The owner is standing there at the checkouts quite often. The largest owners of Costco is Vanguard and Blackrock. Is your friend's mom a boomer? She sounds like one.

[@QuietDriver97]

@@oldscratch3535 You nailed it. A late boomer but a boomer nonetheless.

[@TheBlocklandPlayer]

Well, She Has To Justify Shelling Out The Membership Fee.

[@TheBlocklandPlayer]

@@QuietDriver97 kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmiTh4CofZiseMk

[@lPOTCl]

My parents are the same

[@seanmalone897]

I’m from Ireland, I recently emigrated to Dallas, Texas. I have never in my life seen a BAG OF CEREAL, the size of a large bag of dog food you would normally buy back home in Ireland. Being here in America has really solidified my feelings of the matrix being ever present all around us. Still, I’d rather be here than there. (I’m in a Dunkin’ Donuts)

[@alainportant6412]

lot of blacks in ireland these days

[@TeamBOBBYEE]

Tim Dillion looks like he has enjoyed a Costco Chicken Bake

[@jrive075]

He doesn’t look dehydrated to me? 😂

[@Panellll]

Or 200

[@johnbauernfeind8116]

5 $ chicken good deal

[@michaelhall5429]

Tim Dillon looks like a costco chicken bake.

[@Pariahmary]

A couple years ago they were great, now they're bland and hollow

[@dylanhartung7749]

I shop at Costco bc there are less undesirables, Timmy. Not all of us can afford a minority to bring us groceries to our doorsteps everyday. I shop at Walmart and feel like I need shower after. And there’s always an inescapable moment of clarity where you have to ask yourself “am I one of these ppl.” It doesn’t feel good.

[@savvyroca]

I’m almost embarrassed to say I agree with you. At Costco I’m less likely to see brazen theft, homeless people and bad parenting…all of which are at the local supermarket and at Walmart.

[@BrandonLeech]

Walmart is truly the melting pot of the shopping world.

[@playlistjohnnybitter]

Wallmartthose are my people.

[@pablotheagent]

There is better overall products besides Costco. All natural and affordable to every consumer. If you’ll like to find out reply to this message.

[@swesleyc7]

Bingo. Costco definitely knows the mere existence (not the cost) of a membership keeps the riff raff away. Costco is good. Walmart is bad.

[@MacTav_himself]

One time I stayed with my aunt in Utah. She had three giant freezers full of food from Costco. She only lived with herself and her husband. When I asked her why she still goes to Costco and fills up these fridges all the time she just shrugged and said she didn’t know. Neither of them were overweight. I think there’s something about Costco that appeals to the American fantasy.

[@runswithraptors]

Not like refrigerators and cars have gotten bigger over time so we can all buy more junk for no reason 😂 that would be crazy right

[@MacTav_himself]

@@runswithraptors amen

[@kristina-oy3zs]

My husbands family is Mormon, his sister is in Utah and hoards food from Costco all over the house as well. They’re all pretty overweight and I believe they think the end is near or something lol

[@oldscratch3535]

My grandma is the same way. It some deeply seated need that I believe originates in childhood. My grandmother was very poor growing up. They barely had anything so now that she has the ability to buy things, she just goes all out. I remember my great grandmother telling me about growing up during the Depression and people would save everything, even scraps of paper and trash. This led to a lot of people becoming hoarders. My grandmother has one of those standup deep freezers stocked full of meat, vegetables, fruit, etc. The fridge is always fully stocked. She has a spare bedroom that is basically like a mini shopping mart complete with stocked shelves. She used to go to a discount grocery store that sold damaged stock like dented cans, and she would load up. I'm talking cardboard boxes full of shit. Any time we went over to see her she'd end up giving us bags and bags of food. Its just her and my grandpa. They don't even eat that much food. She's always calling me to ask if I want their leftovers, which I gladly accept, but they don't need that much food. I have other family members that are the same way. They'll buy so much food that it spoils or goes bad before they can eat it. There will be shit in the pantry from 5 years ago. I have the main staples that I always eat so I buy like 3-4 of them at the time. I'll buy meat to freeze, but my family goes overboard with it. They act like the grocery store will be gone tomorrow.

[@user-fs6by7xb7i]

Its the Kirkland Rasberry Chocalate Chip Cookies ❤

[@SuperSenis]

Kirkland was a hidden German town deep in the forests of Argentina.

[@zachhoward9099]

Nice😂

[@BroncoBilly581]

You know what's up

[@BrandonLeech]

It’s also a suburb of Seattle where Costco’s corporate offices are. But I am pretty sure Adolf lived out the rest of his days in South America.

[@funeats8201]

@@BrandonLeechI thought Adolf was living at the White House and operating Dementia Joe like a human drone.

[@stillsober19]

Oh vey

[@bloatedsodium7301]

It’s a real bath tissue fight out there, folks.

[@nolansyers]

I’m pretty sure Costco breeds monsters in the back

[@jubusam5597]

They do

[@CodeBleu724]

In bulk.

[@atomknight8361]

For a great price as well

[@cardinalbubxiii803]

I worked for Costco as a stocker. Definitely a real knife fight in there as a worker. Life in the big city.

[@GUITARTIME2024]

So you were like the dwarves in emerald city. Cool.

[@flyingeaglewoman8682]

@@GUITARTIME2024 no. More like slaves to the corporate world… ever worked for this company? I did for 20 yrs. It’s a numbers game. That’s all. Keep them dollars rollin’, rollin’ rollin’. As fast as possible. The warehouse I worked at kept track of which cashier had the highest dollars per 30 min in sales. The fastest checker.. and posted it up front close to the check out, visible to all. Shoppers don’t see what goes on when the stores is closed and employees are usually on good behavior once the doors open. Don’t get me wrong- I knew many whom absolutely loved working there, but it was not across the board. It has its own culture too.

[@themetalhead1463]

Cities are cesspools.

[@manwiththeredface7821]

"Welcome to Costco, I love you"

[@Vulcan_Commando]

The more you stock up the less time you have to spend in the stores with the horrific people in them. It's really become an appalling and disgusting experience shopping anywhere. I wonder if it is just my area but I suspect it is the entire country.

[@JpkSB3216]

I live in Chicago and the grocery stores are an absolute nightmare. Thankfully my office is in the suburbs and I can do all my shopping there after work where it’s such a wildly better experience

[@tiefighter3445]

@@JpkSB3216Bidens open borders is to thank for that

[@ordinaryretrogamer6944]

Gotta do the walmart pickup, never even enter the store to see all the goblins roaming the aisles

[@Oklahomacitybonger]

​@@tiefighter3445that prob didnt help much of anything, but things were like this well before Biden. Stop falling for the left hand right hand puppetry....

[@treesoul00]

@@ordinaryretrogamer6944 my local one opens at 6am and the first hour is ‘sensory issues safe space’, so there’s no music playing or PA going off. It’s great. Feels like entering a vacuum chamber.

[@kindle139]

If you want a sign of how our society is doing, then just check out how the percentage of the Costco floorplan dedicated to alcohol has changed over the years.

[@francestaylor9156]

You’re right. It’s definitely bigger than it used to be. There’s an entire aisle side for beer now and the wine section is massive. In CA, you could buy hard liquor too and that section was like half the entire middle section of the store.

[@themetalhead1463]

There are far more beer and wine brands than there used to be. That may have something to do with it.

[@ernanhernandez9634]

Buy in bulk It's cheaper

[@bloatedsodium7301]

Tim eats in bulk. 😂

[@rogerm3708]

Not if it causes an individual to eat in bulk

[@ObeseCaligula]

That's for rich folk.

[@ojl392]

Not really. It is but you're sort of betting that you will eat/drink it before it goes bad. For example, buying a big box of cereal is an easy bet. You just open one bag and leave the other one closed. Cereal has a long shelf life when opened. If you buy a bulk size of milk with the 2 gallons, you better hope you drink all that milk before the week is over. It depends on the shelf life and if you can win the bet of buying in bulk, not to mention paying for memberships to these sorts of retailers which creates a bigger disadvantage in cost for the consumer.

[@runswithraptors]

Buy a cow if you want value for quantity

[@wearcleandraws]

Tim vs food is like Milo Yiannopoulos vs gays

[@bastianlts]

This is fucking gold

[@fatmonkey4716]

Both should be shamed.

[@noahmiller6115]

When I was a kid it was Price Club and we bought beef sticks and ammo by the flat cart.

[@BoomSkwad47]

That's the most American thing I've read this month.

[@oldscratch3535]

Hell yeah. All I need to survive is beef jerky, ammo, and water.

[@OffGridInvestor]

That's what your cart SHOULD be full of.

[@iancoppock3064]

USA! USA! USA!

[@Profit4thePpl]

Tim Dillon is grown up Eric Cartman irl onG 😂

[@JoyElectric567]

I'm norwegian and I honestly don't understand the problem buying in bulk. Soaps, toothpaste, toiletpaper etc etc. Candy, chips and processed snacks is obviously not good, but that's more a question about consumption. The reason we aren't fat slobs here is because we culturally value modesty and health. If kids get obese it's adressed in our school and health care system. We view it as a very serious health problem very early on. We're norwegians, and there are certain cultural expectations that follows with that. Buying in bulk just means you're smart with your money. Most of us have huge pantries and stored foods. It's northen europe! Storing food is in our blood!

[@johnpeterson9266]

The # of times a day a European comments about "WE Europeans don't do this or do this unlike Americans". Dude, you're countrymen aren't as overweight because your food supply is healthier. GTFO about modesty and health, we have the same DNA. Europe doesn't even allow half of the chemicals in their food that are in the American food supply here. If you took one look at the average lunch of an American, I hate to break it to you but it has the same amount of calories that you guys are consuming. It's downright expensive to eat healthy in the USA and we are about 2 generations removed now from growing our own food and raising our own chickens.

[@francestaylor9156]

Seriously… those winters. If there was no canning/preservation culture, everyone would starve before spring which would happen super late too like late May/early June?

[@Unwritten6c]

“You would need to eat, to have the energy to then shop for 2 hours.” The same can be said about Starbucks and Target.

[@Slippindisc]

Sure, you can take my pallet of Nyquil and my bucket of ranch dressing. From my cold dead hands, Piggy

[@Jakes5.7]

Costco got that gas tho

[@user-jo8yr1zo9k]

Costco, makes wallmart look like a high end retailer.

[@woodear3741]

This just reminded me how much I love Costco lol

[@chriscunanan]

People who pretend to prefer Walmart/Safeway/etc simply hate because they don't know what they don't know. Just getting your gas filled there alone pays for more than the membership itself.

[@TURB0WRX]

Lol they have Costcos in Europe, the UK, Asia, and Australia...even China.

[@ilsa_xo]

Yup! And just as popular in those places.

[@destynova4512]

Shows most the stuff this guy says is just out his ass.

[@mrocha3006]

@@destynova4512he is a comedian!

[@destynova4512]

@@mrocha3006 get that just people legit take this guy seriously beyond entertainment value.

[@MichaelLaFrance1]

But that $4.99 rotisserie chicken is no joke.

[@algae_]

I just got one of those the other day, it was ass. Love Costco in general tho

[@jonw999999]

Amazon Fresh sells them for that price without a membership

[@toddage83]

Go to a Costco on a Saturday and you’ ll see the 2nd lowest form of human consumerism. 1st is next door at WalMart

[@jbin2424]

Sorry Tim, but here in Europe not only does Costco exist... but you absolutely can go and buy 3 months worth of Chocolate covered Pretzels. Infact when you step inside you are encouraged too. Here in the UK Costco is VAT related so it's mainly for people who own businesses. Pubs etc... but oh boy, don't get it twisted. You want 3 months worth of ANYTHING, Costco will give it to you

[@AM2K2]

It's hard to get membership in UK for Costco

[@Fake_account_001]

But it's not the same thing. Restaurants or pubs' owners shop there

[@ilsa_xo]

@@Fake_account_001 Nope, not true. It's the for the average families. All types shop at Costco.

[@denomdemon]

I go there for big slabs o meat and very inexpensive wine.

[@chrisusns5272]

Last time I was at Costco, I saw two middle aged women arguing and fighting over a sample. Truly a beautiful sight.

[@adamjames1375]

That's a genuine selling point to potential employees. "We pay minimum wage, and have lousy benefits, but it's some of the best people watching there is".

[@messagefamilystyled1101]

Papa Meat and Tim Dillon Costco Day

[@jordanfisher9969]

haha was looking for this one.

[@drivethrupoet]

"but ohhh the hot dogs/pizza/cookies at the snack bar are so good and cheap" when I question why a single person needs a paid cosco membership -__-

[@thelolrus7491]

I can answer. For one, the membership pays for itself pretty quickly just in gas savings. As for shopping itself, it's all about what you get. I go once a week and usually buy the same stuff everytime: $5 rotisserie chicken, $2.60 2lb strawberries, $6 3lb frozen organic blueberries, $6 48 oz greek yogurt. Of course I get other things too but those are my consistent weekly buys I go through and they feed me at least a meal each day of the week for less than $20. I can't do that at walmart. I could go on but I'm already long winded.

[@goldismoney5899]

I refuse to buy water in a bottle. I get it out of the ground from my well. I bottle my own well water and take it with me if I need it. BTW, it is OK to be thirsty, even for a few hours. You don't constantly have to be "hydrated".

[@DavisParsons]

The entitlement at the Costco gas stations is unmatched. “ITS MY GAS! MINE! OUT OF THE WAY!”

[@Mnnyquintero]

Bro, you need to see Costco México. It has turned people into clasist/racist and end stage consumerism There. just looks at the cakes phenomenon in Mexico 😅

[@ordinaryretrogamer6944]

Elaborate please my Mexican friend

[@oldscratch3535]

Yeah, talk more about that because I have no idea what's going on down there.

[@brucerisen9825]

What is the best vlog for mexico?

[@thomanferos6316]

Mexico was already very classist

[@antonnola]

As I'm watching this, I'm making a sandwich wrap with Kirkland turkey, Costco bought cheese, tortilla, mayo, mustard...Am I in the cult? If so, all praise our beloved Costco Christ!

[@animalluvrjane]

enjoy

[@GhostfaceDylan]

sounds gross

[@elcucuy7987]

I buy everything from Costco

[@zacharyadams17]

That’s not a sandwich dude

[@Drewswaggy]

You’re part of the problem buddy.

[@Identify_As_Right]

The costco food court is better than 90% of fast food and costs 1/3 the price. The iced mocha coffee is better than starbucks and half the price. I dont shop in there much because its an absolute madhouse but i hit the food court 3-4 times a week

[@unkono]

The outdoor food courts are the best.

[@Identify_As_Right]

@@unkono munchin 3 massive dogs and a chicken bake as we post. $9.19

[@Izz.yG24]

@@Identify_As_Rightinsane 😂

[@themetalhead1463]

The pizza is pretty good for what it is.

[@gugy68]

Love Costco but you have to be smart and stay away from the junk food. For a family, it’s a cheaper way to spend your money. Tim is right, there are tons of folks that indulge their dark side at Costco. 😂

[@jessicwwoelfel2480]

There's large families and folks who get paid monthly, restaurants, businesses,sports teams, schools.. ect. They all use Costco 😊

[@odinallvater7907]

Next to South Park, Tim provides the most important commentary on society

[@mr.pritchard67]

You just have to watch out for upset boomers trying to run you over with their carts so they can get to the sample pretzels ahead of you.

[@IndigoBellyDance]

Yes!!! I don’t do Costco cause I feel like everyone wants to plow u over w/their carts in a rush to their huge pile of food.

[@DaygoG]

I like to look at them while they struggle to load their new patio furniture onto the back of their crossover with the seats down.

[@Elizabethvaughan1]

We call those samples the feeding stations . I know seniors who go there for lunch .

[@fatmonkey4716]

Get off the phone and pay attention to what you are doing.

[@Jess-kn8vl]

The whole set up of the store and parking lot is frustrating.

[@robertcovino4889]

We go there once a month for a specific list of things. We go late in the day when it’s quieter but It’s always funny going 😂

[@57054]

Tim is right. Warehouse shopping psychologically makes one want to consume more. The obesity rates started going up exponentially in the 90's when Sams club and Costco really started popping up into every town on the face of the US map.

[@la6136]

That’s not why obesity went up in the 90s. That was caused by the processed food explosion that happened in the 80s. Then we saw the result of that a few years later

[@christycoco4619]

Costco ribeye is $12.99/lb while it’s $20-35/lb at other stores. When you are eating a meat based diet that savings is huge. 18 eggs are $7, much less than at the grocers. The organic half & half is a great price to make yogurt. The frozen Angus burgers are tasty. For a carnivore Costco & Sam’s Club are essential businesses. We see many eating there. Can you beat a hotdog and soda for $1.50? We see families feeding their kids there because it’s cheap.

[@chipsandsalsaboss]

Ok “the food could fall & kill you/that should make you heave” had me laughing so hard

[@phosphate66]

i can never think of costco the same

[@brrrzrrkrr3434]

its insane how funny and smart you are man . every time ur on a podcast u blow peoples minds . GOD BLESS YAH

[@Allium_369]

We went to Costco once a month as a kid. We didn’t go back for any more food. The beginning of the month was great. Then the end of the month sucked ! My parents would get the big flat bed cart plus a regular cart and we would load it up. Costco helped us a lot because we lived out in the sticks. Our local grocery store was super expensive.

[@Sheepulous]

It won't be a problem till your body pillow filled with cheese puffs has a flesh light built into the other side

[@sessayu2502]

Many business owners such as restaurant owners, cleaning companies, event planners, hotel owners, farmers etc. shop there.

[@runswithraptors]

Farmers taking advantage of that BOGO Tractor deal 😂

[@Skeeve_Master69]

Cheap products in bulk. Disgusting.

[@zachhoward9099]

Isn’t really that cheap

[@NatsCapsSkinsWiz]

Mama J Rae catching strays hahahaha. Her husband has a 12 hour blue collar job. So 4 frozen burritos is totally fine!!

[@scott.j1]

gatorrradeeeeeee!!! nutter butter!! leftover McChicken!

[@timmyboy3960]

For a family of 8 Costco is a must!!!😂

[@francestaylor9156]

100%. As long as you steer clear from all the junk, it should be fine.

[@jasonpeksa8869]

Any time I go there it seems like everyone is out in public for the first time.

[@zcvxs]

I have no need or money to shop at Costco but i love the food court. I wish there was a cheaper membership for only food court Id go often for lunch

[@sealedindictment]

who remembers PRICE CLUB? 😂

[@kathleenp3135]

This rant was just hilarious! 😂

[@patsbeergarage]

We got a Costco, an Aldi, and a bjs practically on the same street

[@user-fb8jb5yi6g]

Best part about costco, no rif raff begging change as you walk out of the store.

[@douglasjay9561]

"Welcome to Costco I Love you"

[@michaelpattemore5273]

Listening to this as I drive to Costco to fill my face full of $2 hotdogs and chicken bake had me re-thinking my life choices haha.

[@tanklin4015]

Imagine being so PHAT u need a member card at a supermarket 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SeanCarpenter518]

The way he describes the profoundly alienating experience of shopping in a warehouse store like Costco

[@lonewanderer3603]

I remember when I found out that Costco had a travel agency. I got a 6 day trip to Hawaii with a rental car and 4-star resort for $1400 per person. It was great.

[@joshewert13]

All these people talking about saving $ while dropping 1K. Yeah you save in bulk, but you also have more food lying around to consume. Just remember, Costco makes all their money on memberships.

[@bonkers6214]

Subprime mortgage boom was a net positive. Folks were able to buy a home who never could before and many were able to hold on. Those that were able to hold on are set now.

[@jonathanjones70]

Humans act like seagulls at the Costco free sample table

[@daustin14441]

Unhook your own feedbag sir before trying to take mine😅

[@Luke_MoonWalker]

Something I noticed growing up. We shopped at a normal grocery store. We didn't have a stock pile of Costco goods at my house and money was tight. My mom would get up tight if we ate too much of the food too fast. I was always chubby. A lot of my skinny friends had parents with money who stock piled food and didn't care how much we ate. Basically, I lived in scarcity, so I would eat more. They lived in abundance so they would eat less. Crazy how those things affect your subconscious.

[@djspyd2000]

Both Papa meat and Tim Dillon who is a spiritual "Papa meat" have made a video on this within a days time. Amazing!!!!

[@shaneb4923]

Everybody Is In A Big Rush!! Nobody Is Happy In A Costco!! When It Was Price Club That Was A Great Place To Shop.

[@kevindvorak742]

This is really about his mom dragging him into Costco for 3 hours. 😄

[@saraweberart3914]

I love the beach back drop!!!!! It looks like one of my father’s paintings, he was an airbrush artist in Wilmington, NC. Great choice!

[@Fake_account_001]

it looks like watching a radio host from an apocalyptic paradise

[@JREUniverse88]

There is Costco in England

[@AM2K2]

Hard to get membership though

[@zachhoward9099]

@@AM2K2why’s it hard?

[@DennisMartinezCalifornia]

​@@AM2K2 Why is it hard?

[@AM2K2]

@@zachhoward9099 Business only

[@AM2K2]

@@DennisMartinezCalifornia Business only

[@Dr.Kananga]

Costco makes sense for families living outside metropolis areas where there is a lack of mom and pop shops. As long as there's suburbia there will be Costos.

[@lucarich8711]

Tim is normally right on the mark, but doesn't realize that the bulk shopping in Costco isn't about gluttony or consumerism, it's about planning ahead and saving money.

[@wildcardartsent]

As Tom Hagen said about the fall of the Corleone family "it was once" 😂

[@infiniteloop5449]

I eat great for under $5 a day because I shop at Costco and freeze everything in a chest freezer in smaller portions.

[@lucarich8711]

@@infiniteloop5449 That sounds like a lot of work lol I just cook a 12 person meal for myself on sunday night then eat the leftovers over the course of a week.

[@infiniteloop5449]

@@lucarich8711 I spend under 15 minutes cooking dinner usually. Kirkland Signature Premium Frozen Vegetables in a pan, some protein in the air fryer, rice cooker of rice, and black beans in the microwave simultaneously. Add some kimchi or sauerkraut from Costco on the side. I do all the freezer prep only on days I go to Costco which is once every 2 months.

[@alainportant6412]

That is disgusting.@@lucarich8711 you are not going to live much longer if you don't wise up and start taking your diet seriously

[@Chukstter]

I hate Costco, it takes way too long to shop there. I want to get in and out at the grocery store.

[@danhartery6930]

Haha he bleeped out ‘the’ in what the fuck 😂

[@JhamEntertainment]

Fr just go to Safeway where everything’s smaller yet somehow more expensive

[@rodolfobarros5460]

Cost of food is so expensive that you need to buy wholesale now just to not pay the exorbitant prices at super markets

[@francestaylor9156]

Facts. 2 lbs of organic strawberries is $8 at Costco while 1 lb of organic strawberries is $8 at my local market. My kids love strawberries and I have to get organic because they are on the pesticide dozen list of fruits and veggies. I even grow my own organic strawberries at home and the kids want more haha.

[@fatmonkey4716]

Vote better.

[@RawOlympia]

For paranoid commrades: COSTCO can break down what you buy, if there ever was a time to experiment on people, this place makes for easy tracking! Warehouse food is sooo MK Ultra. ~

[@petegrizwald2666]

That background would be amazing with 2 back legs in the air😂 Having a podcast is really like writing in your diary on the bed!

[@user-ef8ow1nz1o]

I rewound the Fatty Boombatty part way too many times, ahh the sweet laughter...

[@Snake-filledChimp]

Once you learn to avoid junk at Costco that you'll never go through before it rots or you get sick of it... it's ok. The main beef I have with Costco is that the shopping experience makes me feel like a little subhuman goblin, dodging around between the hordes of other nasty little goblins to snap up that 7 pound cheesecake I don't need.

[@GordonCaledonia]

Wait, wait, wait... goblins are REAL? Jesus.

[@alainportant6412]

a seven pound cheesecake I don't need

[@craigyoung8943]

virtually nobody else is lampooning subjects like this, and boy does tim have a psychic nail gun that pierces so deeply to the depravity we live amongst.

[@ryanharvey9800]

his description of a frosty cold costco made me wanna hit costco and i dont even have a costco membership 😂

[@MistahJigglah]

Should have looked for "Costco Superbowl". You managed to find the worst examples of indulgent Costco shoppers on the internet. A lady buying detergent, toilet paper, and water, and another lady buying popcorn which weighs nothing, and has come in huge bags since at least the 90s (I don't remember before then).

[@Silkswanfeather]

Shopping in grocery stores has become a nightmare, between unbearable rude customers, staff stocking the pick-up items in big carts blocking the way, the prices becoming insane and the crap they sell....not pleasant at all

[@JRC_86]

I got to say I depart from Tim on this particular issue. Costco saves my family hundreds of dollars monthly. Local retail grocery prices are out of control. In terms of eating more just because you have more is a function of self-control. Give that a shot. As for me and my house we will continue to go to Costco😂

[@granthuling3235]

Costco turns financially secure, upper-middle class people into vicious penny-pinchers. I’m not sure they’re even getting a better deal.

[@joeldukes303]

It’s a great place to go twice a year. Bookoo paper towels, butt wipe, dish/laundry detergent, shampoo/soap… And meats for the freezer. Slice of pepperoni or a dawg.Then get the hell out of there in an hour. Skip the produce. I don’t need 24 limes.

[@TremendousAblutions]

i put tim dillons name down when i order groceries sometimes