Times Signs Were So Funny, This Person Decided To Start A Twitter Thread

[@justdoingitjim7095]

I was a bartender in the 80's and I got so tired of a guy that always wanted me to tell his wife he wasn't there and then having her come in shortly afterwards and cuss me out for lying to her. So, one day she called and he motioned "I ain't here." so, I told her, "I'm sorry, but he said he ain't here!" You should've seen how fast he dashed out of there! After that word got out and no one else asked me to tell their women anything either!

[@jeremydyck2601]

1:05 that photo studio sign is just too perfect.🤣

[@josepherhardt164]

Wife & I were driving through Richmond, Va., on Belvedere St., and a sidewalk beggar--an old dude in likely his last threadbare suit--was holding up a sign saying, "Need money for drugs and hookers." Guess he figured he might as well go with what people were accusing him of. Kinda funny, kinda sad.

[@christopherdean1326]

5:06. Where I used to live in east London, there was a boarded up shopfront on which someone had written; "Bill posters will be persecuted"

[@kimhicks8443]

I used to know Bill Posters, He was really fed up with being prosecuted.

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

My uncle had a sign outside his heavy-equipment yard that said. "Those Found Here at Night Will Be Found Here in the Morning."

[@gardenjoy5223]

At 5: 00 that guy must be sitting outside an office full of psychologists. He's cheaper! And probably more effective too!

[@ladyg8614]

Found a lot to laugh at this morning..Thanks for the chuckles..😂😂😂🤭🤭💋 Didn't have too much trouble with the video's size..just a couple were a bit too tiny to make out, perhaps cause I'm viewing these on a tablet..can't afford big computer screen..still funny stuff tho..

[@ladyg8614]

@@waynepantry7023 HI.. probably is a 'pause' button on this tablet, 1.5 yr old Samsung Galaxy, Tab A. I am just not very technologically advanced with this unit to know how to use all the available features of this unit..I just use it to watch funny videos, check the weather, use the calculator, maybe play a game or two once in awhile, take pictures of the odd thing..otherwise, totally tech illiterate and scared to screw up the unit if I do try to do stuff on the tablet..I don't have anyone to instruct me on its available uses for apps and such, so I just putz around with it..😊🤭..make the odd comment on the odd video.. Anyway, have a nice day..🙂

[@Lwah0812]

@@ladyg8614 to pause the video tap the screen, “button” in the middle pauses it. To resume play tap again and select middle “button”. The two “buttons” on either side are NOT rewind or fast forward… they will take you to previous video or next video. To rewind or fast forward do a quick double tap on the video, left side rewind, right side fast forward. I hope this helps. Oh, you can now also zoom in like you can when taking pictures.

[@misty_shadows4770]

Lol same I'm on a Amazon fire and I can pause but you can't make it bigger plus its blurry 💀💀

[@carolea1629]

🔸🔸🔸🔸 *The squirrel and stove signs are clearly intended as jokes. Take a second look. Chris and Doug are the same*

[@LazyIRanch]

Besides, squirrels would be thrilled to find some grilled cheese sammies! Oh, and Chris is lying about having big arms, if he had any muscles he could move the stove himself and get those scissors.

[@brigidtheirish]

@@LazyIRanch Big arms might just mean he's fat.

[@LazyIRanch]

@@brigidtheirish True dat! 🧌

[@MichaelSHartman]

The bar for guys while their women shop is genius.

[@Kualinar]

Some of the most outrageous of those signs where made only because peoples did what is depicted on them. The one with the crocodile being one such case. The pictograms beside the pictures indicate the actual results.

[@earthwyrm6756]

There's this bar named He's Not Here. They answer phone with business name...

[@tommymarberry3272]

Smart.

[@themalaysianguy6603]

2:26 That church is the oldest Dutch building in Southeast Asia.

[@Obstagoon862]

0:05 The fact that the Y in "Anyone" and the second E in "President" are black instead of red is making me go insane!

[@HeartStargaming16]

Why I don't understand

[@NiennaFan1]

@@HeartStargaming16They spell Ye, who ran for president or was going to or something

[@mre4u422]

5:05 i don't think that was a typo

[@LazyIRanch]

Of course not! Their other side business is a brothel.

[@vickiesmith3021]

Thank you so much for your video 😊.

[@Outlaw4640]

Hiding from wife sign I remember from the 80s. Lol

[@tamikoestomo3275]

This is really hilarious! Thanks a lot for posting!

[@dianequince8761]

I really like the one about throwing things at the animals in the zoo 😂 Now go get it 😂😂

[@rupertmiller9690]

y'all must think we have 70-inch tv's or are 2 inches away from the phone to read so many of these. Try again, but readable next time.

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

Hmmm... I bet Chris Rock won't be at the July Fourth party.

[@Kayenne54]

6:27 Oh how I wish I'd thought of this. 6:57 and this. I'd have been able to retire at 26 years old from hospitality work.

[@panagea2007]

0:06 "President" was possible but "Grow Up" wasn't.

[@gardenjoy5223]

lol, we can repair anything... please knock...

[@davidleis9160]

Thanks but please make the signs bigger so we can see and read them...

[@jgw5491]

I had to text the Confession sign to my Catholic bestie.😇⛪

[@kayfey9544]

I'm sure they will get a kick out of it☺️

[@jacktribble5253]

Actually, it was Randy Quaid.

[@obukonighoakpede678]

seriously so little views! this was so funny

[@ThereIsNoOtherHandleLikeMine]

I came for the music.

[@Kawaiies9]

We need more of these signs in the world lol

[@gardenjoy5223]

Husband day care centre. Must be a hit!

[@KaliKat]

That prostitution sign wasn't a typo lol

[@frankandstein8618]

These funny signs speak for themselves. The captions at the bottom are distracting and unnecessary.

[@carlabamford9154]

And recycled ad nauseum

[@yodelissosa7791]

Yeah, they are, especially since nothing he writes makes any sense or is interesting at All!! However, from watching other videos and reading the comments, I found out that He Only adds the Captions because if He doesn't, then KZbin will automatically delete his post because it may see it as scam or as He just stole the pics. or something like that.

[@peterstephens6168]

How about giving some of slower readers enough time to read the signs, caption, AND look at the picture before going on to the next one?

[@josepherhardt164]

You can click the tools icon and set the replay to 3/4 speed, or even slower. I've had to do this a couple of times.

[@peterstephens6168]

Thanks for the heads-up. I'll give it a try.

[@peterstephens6168]

It worked! Thanks for lowering my stress level.

[@gadgetsage]

Shit now I wanna know who is more generous

[@QuakerLady]

How sad that you could only think of five captions to use over and over and ...

[@jb6712]

This is at least the fifth time this video has been posted in the last four years. Hoping for a new audience, I suppose...?

[@nullhazard7569]

I didn't see the "sanding a lion's bum" sign before today.

[@melaniepace1971]

MAKE BIGGER CANT READ SOME OF THE SIGNS

[@reganmae]

2:40 definitely don't have that sign

[@phatcat3705]

I actually walked passed that sign recently. ☠

[@magpie52]

that music is annoying after a short while.......better off altogether.🙉

[@gadgetsage]

Sorry your volume buttons are broken 😮maybe try watching a tutorial on how to fix them

[@boblalonde5164]

Can't subscribe due to censorship, I didn't understand the ones with blurred words.

[@SN0WBL4KES]

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[@JennianaCross]

I love most of these signs, but the whole "you'll be raped in prison and it's HILARIOUS" is a pretty sick indictment of our hateful, sadistic culture.

[@gadgetsage]

All comedy is tragedy. Sorry you got bummed.

[@deboralee1623]

@@gadgetsage "bummed". Bah-dum-dum-tsss!

[@gadgetsage]

@@deboralee1623 I think I love you