Tom Segura - A Strip Club Named Beef

[@Recktar76]

The club he’s talking about, The Beef Baron in London, is now shut down because the owner got put into prison for racketeering. True story

[@RyanJamesOfficial]

It was a Hells Angels meet up. No surprise.

[@ssizzlejr]

I drive past it everyday and says it will "open when safe"..what's the deal with it now? Lmao

[@lashlarue7924]

🤣 You can’t make this shit up!

[@07foxmulder]

@@lashlarue7924 It’s really not that crazy of a story...

[@BigKahuna88]

My boy was there last night, it’s open now!

[@Agreedtodisagree]

I kinda like his nonchalant attitude makes him funnier.

[@tychristopher7]

That was my exact conclusion as to why he's one of my in my top five favorite comedians

[@rubenduarte2982]

Can someone be chalant?

[@massojupiter3436]

When a comedian says something funny and has a face that says "I'm bored " it makes the joke much funnier than a comedian who constantly laughs at their own joke.

[@alecLogan]

Lekok It varies, reckon. If they can’t get through the joke because they’re laughing too much, it’s off, but if you don’t have any reaction _at all_ to the ridiculous bit coming out of your mouth, it feels like a script with a zero effort actor. Furthermore, with a particular infectious type of laughter (balanced between those extremes), it helps keep the mood up for longer stints, I imagine.

[@kadinlamp929]

@@massojupiter3436 coughs* Bert I love bert

[@bwfrieds]

I love it when great material gets lost on the wrong audience.

[@Garrick1983]

@Colin Walsh right,it was pretty straight forward jokes just nothing great.

[@raumfahreturschutze]

I'm laughing, the audience is laughing, what's the problem? The material was funny, but nothing worth howling and crying on the floor for five minutes over.

[@VincereVelMori1987]

It's him being great at adjusting to the crowd's vibe too-- they could be cool but if Tom kept beefin with them it would have bombed

[@prieto21]

You love it?

[@letsgotomarsman]

raumfährebordschütze Iv never laughed like that in my life

[@dubbydub9245]

Inside Beef: "I dig the curtains in this place."

[@gitlyndon]

Dubby Dub deserves more likes.

[@jerseydog423]

Ayo lmao

[@redmondray8066]

🤣

[@cityhawk]

The carpeting isn’t bad either.

[@JenniferRichter-qh8vm]

😂

[@brentpalucki9613]

"...a magical fairy or a government official..." This is such an excellent nested joke. It's hilarious to make these two things seem interchangeable.

[@unusedmillstones2380]

Playing on the governmental worship

[@herbtenderson7335]

4.... 8..... 12...... *HE GETS IT*

[@charlespurcell1865]

Lmfao

[@gwa_rsa4629]

“I’m coming around the corner, look down” Had rolling on the floor. 😂 😂

[@Connjur]

Me too 🤣🤣

[@nirvarene25us]

"Well Bonjour, I don't even know where I'm at right now" hahaha Can I get me a croissant?😂😂😂😂

[@TheDewaltBoy]

Nirva Rene wow thanks for pointing that out, i totally missed that after having just watched it

[@CrazyForCooCooPuffs]

CRAHSAHNT

[@snomanchan]

TheDewaltBoy shut up

[@madbear3512]

Thank you i totally didn't hear that

[@snomanchan]

madbear3512 Lol shut up that wasn’t the point of the comment you idiot

[@chrisholbrooks412]

The VIP room at Beef is called Pork

[@sonamhf]

Should be Bacon

[@flankspeed]

All you'll want to do is Duck.

[@deadimdead1990]

Way underrated comment

[@nirvarene25us]

Hahahaha. Huh?

[@SHACOBES123]

Is that where the strippers pork your porkin brains out?

[@kadiridav]

Tom: do you ever get tired of living Audience: *boisterous laughter*

[@dii3218]

How many fuckin days are there?

[@haydenshaffer5784]

“How ya doin?” “Unfortunately, alive.” 😂

[@JackVermicelli]

I wouldn't think a strip club named Beef would have *women* stripping.

[@chiraqtookapack7189]

Now that you put it like that...

[@deltablaze77]

...Roast Beef........................sorry....

[@bigmike-]

Something something Arby's

[@GeoffPeterson33]

Not until you see some beef curtains

[@popeye697]

I thought that too, but it's Canada so....

[@thenamesmarek]

Tom Segura is one of the funniest people alive.

[@SunCrawler.]

I recently watched all his specials on netflix and he is very similar to Louis CK

[@toastycabbagewaffles2115]

And most hydrated.

[@morgannield5996]

@@toastycabbagewaffles2115 the true Water Champ jean

[@GatherYeRosebudsWhileYeMay]

Too bad his podcast sucks dick

[@datoxic]

Hes kinda fat though.

[@realest_JoJo]

"I'm coming around the corner, look down." lmfao

[@VagabondJack]

Hell, I was born in Paris, Tx. They've got an Eiffel Tower with a big red cowboy hat on top.

[@GiDD504]

Jack Robinson try it out

[@marcotejada1498]

Ugh. That's obnoxious...

[@jjjr8664]

Funny. Me too.

[@denzelelysium]

I'm not from, but I've been to Paris, TN several times. It's a shithole. I've not been there in over a decade but it's hard to imagine that it's changed much...since like the 50's really.

[@whiskeysoul89]

Texas: We're just better than you That should be our slogan

[@tc2241]

*generic hip-hop introduction* "what's up dawg" Men's a genius

[@unholy1771]

That was subtle

[@JohnnyKy9]

"What goes on there?" "Pretty intense shit, actually."

[@Verlarn]

*"Can I geht me a crassont?!"* _southern chuckles_

[@zakkholguin3942]

This is one of those rare bits I can hear a million times and still laugh.

[@perskarva123]

When I was about 10 years old I wanted to be retired.

[@vagabond8460]

me too man. me too.

[@DustinPoynterVideos]

My jeans are high and tight for this one.

[@Sem5626]

bert is fat

[@howardhavardramberg333]

I am high for this one.

[@KJBO1611]

Try it out

[@mvdaking]

I’m took a lil meth n ab 10-12 Benadryls so I need this right now right now right now right now

[@AnonymousFREEZEpOp1]

Piss on me, beat me.

[@iamgort70]

Tom Segura, Dave Chapelle and Bill Burr are the only people you need for your reality. A happy, witty, cynical perspective of our world. Love those guys, funniest comedians on the planet.

[@christeitter3638]

Couldn’t agree more

[@paytenlowrey5620]

Don't forget Doug Stanhope.

[@MrChickenstalker]

I agree with all of en expect bill burr, that boy is garbage

[@davidhibner3048]

IAM GORT and to throw off religion crowd fans ari nobody does it better

[@j.p.kalfakis9593]

IAM GORT word, there legends. don’t forget about the 🐐 Joey Diaz tho.💯

[@sometimesitbelikedat2529]

This guy cracks me up, man. That "what's up dawg?" In the beginning was funny as fuck to me.

[@prostobogdanov]

The one liner that kill: "Are you ever... Just... Tired of being alive?". Oh man, this is beautiful.))

[@jdrancho1864]

'I know everybody I need to know' - lmao, I am so stealing that.

[@rperez327]

Worst crowd ever. I'm crying over here. That was some great material

[@fidget0227]

It’s not an auditorium, and people were laughing and applauding the entire time. What are you talking about?

[@AndrewVelonis]

I understand why you would be crying, expecting a comedian and getting this dull depressing monologue instead.

[@MrKhho100]

It's a smaller venue. Plus, the sound is edited that way you won't hear laughter over Tom's voice.

[@charlottem.1477]

AndrewVelonis Who is funny to you? I’m not being a shit disturber, I’m genuinely interested to know.

[@elizabethmccleary7331]

You’re not suppose to hear the laughter over the comedian ... like he was shooting a special or something ... moron

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

I listen to Tom Segura on Pandora. I always forget what he looks like. I love watching him speak Spanish. Holy crap he’s funny.

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

Bill Burr is funny as hell too. It’s a toss up.

[@354allday]

I listen to him on Pandora also where I first heard him

[@BlakeNix]

Ditto. Heard him on Pandora first and I’ve bought three of his specials now. No regrets. Huge fan of great edgy standup. I love Bill Burr, Daniel Tosh, Anthony Jeselnik, Joe Rogan’s stand up is great, too many others to name. I like Tom’s work as much as any of those guys. He’s awesome.

[@theroninne]

@@BlakeNix you got great taste in people who like to say fuck

[@evanabbott2737]

Look up “your moms house” podcast. He does it with his wife Christina P.👍

[@pontusnilsson3674]

”Im comming around the corner, look down” BRO I LAUGHED SO HARD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@baileymorris4990]

The bit about old people was killer. Comedy hasn't made me laugh like that in years!!

[@MsAwesome6814]

same!!! I had to pause the video because I couldn’t hear him and my eyes were watering

[@SoCr8s]

Quickly becoming one of my favorites

[@mick-ericboettge8683]

tired of being alive is the literal translation of the german word for suicidal; lebensmüde

[@Rynlox]

Been working in a factory for over 8 years now and absolutely everyone becomes this guy @5:59. Never thought it'd happen to me

[@JaqenHghar.]

"I'm coming around the corner, look down" 😂😂😂😂

[@ChopstickUrFootOff]

the way he giggles always kills me lmao

[@nicklehmann3331]

That moment when you realize Tom Segura is the voice of all dogs

[@boronir]

The funny Zach Galifianakis

[@Atomrofl42]

He’s one of my favorite comedians ever

[@BladeCammando]

the Goblin line got me

[@TheDuality0fMan]

Tom's delivery is so damn good. I choked on my lunch enough times to just stop eating.

[@ahopper42]

Love this guy one of the greatest comics of all time...

[@Carrots105]

Yes I'm from Paris, TN and yes I ask my mom for crescents like that

[@SHACOBES123]

Adam crescent wrench?

[@HolubovskyInc]

Jackson tn here

[@user-ft2md2gd4s]

WTF

[@moolardpexcellent5253]

You're doing God's work

[@lilgorgo]

"how many days ARE there?"

[@5thHouseProductions]

Let's wrap this shit up!

[@t-hummve4767]

i love the face he makes when no one answers his question of if theyre sick of being alive

[@LunyMilky]

"- Dude, you crushed it this year - hehe, yeah, I know" x'D that smirk pays off like a sonnavab!tch! x'D

[@volumedaddy6917]

Tom segura is like a not even trying...is like if Louis CK didnt care even more

[@frankglynnegrobbelaar2444]

The part about not wanting to meet anyone new for the rest of life, I feel that!

[@zizimugen4470]

0:50 I’ve lived in Martin, TN while getting a geology degree, and Paris is just about a 30 minute drive. It’s actually hyped up like the real Paris, with that stupidly small tower that hardly looks anything like the real one at scale, and the whole area of West Tennessee is pretty much the air of death if you aren’t a farmer or a crop.

[@Theroadneverending]

Air of death?

[@paulberstler8069]

This guy is great. He should do a podcast or something..

[@inbr33d]

How about when two cities have the same name and are both garbage? Ie Birmingham, UK & Birmingham, Alabama

[@ጭስዋሪማና]

Our birmingham can kick your birminghams ass

[@stuartbratby316]

Which one are you?

[@dartfrogger]

I've driven by it dozens of times.... and the sign never failed to entertain

[@p4pnoob413]

Didn't realize how much weight he lost until seeing older clips. Woah! Congratulations, Jeans!

[@accordingto27]

Literally watched this and then replayed it again immediately

[@Lilmisswxx]

We have a strip club in town called the Outhouse 😂😂

[@backupnoname]

I bet it's the shit

[@JBrotsis1]

I saw Segura a month ago and he ended his act with a hilarious joke. Tears in my eyes with the crowd roaring in laughter talking about the real, complicated act of 69'ing with a girl. Where if she's lying down facing up, she's sucking your meat rod while getting pumbled in the face by your sack. This man is by far my favorite living comedian!

[@kianawilcox253]

jbroti 004 😂 Always gotta have the girl on top!

[@bengough6955]

I can't watch that clip too often, I'll die choking with laughter

[@teamgitusome]

tom is the bob ross of comedy

[@RustinChole]

2:40 ”....sometimes, I think I’ve felt everything I’m ever gonna feel. And from here on out I’m not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I’ve already felt.”-Her

[@yazajag]

I just lmao at "Lower your head, I'm coming around the corner..." 😂🤢😵

[@L47M]

"Im coming around the corner, look down" 🤣

[@enkrypt3d]

my uncle is exactly the same way.... he tried to stop taking all his meds and said he was done... but he lived.

[@EeizeMode]

This mf guy is officially my new favourite comedian

[@gabbyroach5889]

I love Tom with my whole heart

[@teddyursana3854]

this man understands me on a different level

[@deewhatsherface]

I’ve literally watched this 5 times and laughed everytime I’ve watched it

[@malango255]

I work in a care home and people over 90 pray to die. no joke.

[@slappyhappy6192]

Yeah because they live in a prison ran by people overweight black women who beat them like Ben Stiller in Happy Gilmore

[@pico4996]

livey oone yo he dead yet?

[@Fyuken]

livey oone he's happy with his life, good for him

[@matthewfairchild3846]

@@slappyhappy6192 Hey, it's a racist.

[@ericbrown1101]

@livey oone your granddad sounds like a badass, I wanna hang out with him.

[@chrismyers6276]

The Personality Champ doing his thing.

[@disturbedpyro4511]

" I'm coming around the corner, look down!" 😂😂😂

[@Moribus_Artibus]

The actual strip club he is talking about is called The Beef Baron. He changed the name for legal reasons but the joke still holds true

[@LinusKnight]

*"And HE looks like a FUCKING goblin..."* jesus christ hahaha Tom's (vocal) cadence in his jokes are brilliant.

[@tevita101]

This dude needs his own tv show man. He would kill it if he can act

[@MarioFlogar]

excellent SEVEN MINUTES slayd!!!!

[@61lastchild]

"No to the rest of your sentence..." lol

[@jasonmohr6571]

Best part. "YOU GUYS WERE WONDERFUL TONIGHT"

[@bmak76]

This club exists, but its actually called Beef Baron. It's just as classy as he's making it out to be.

[@AlterProjector]

6:31 he sounds like benson from Regular show I thought it was really him for a sec lol

[@2900seb]

omg yeah the "SIT DOWN" really did

[@AsadtheTutor]

Chicago has billboards for a strip club called, "Pink Monkey."

[@CristianLopez-mx2pu]

It’s a pretty cool place lol

[@Maddie-sw4nn]

“Can I get me a croissant” HILARIOUS

[@travistaylor6110]

"4, 8, 12, he gets it."😂

[@featuresnobodyaskedfor]

I had to watch this video, the title alone had me cracking up

[@zaklinaczcipek]

Try it out!

[@somebodysomewhere2127]

"Let's wrap this shit up. Like, how many days *are* there exactly?" Also not suicidal. But I am kinda concerned by how much I relate to that line at age 29. 🙃

[@victoriae.2371]

Dude, you crushed it! I hope you skip ahead to your own sitcom. 👍👍

[@nicktaramusic]

Love Tom Segura for this

[@kyhassen]

Theres a strip club named Emergency Room as well.

[@aperson5436]

God damn.

[@thesolojourney8955]

Love this set, dark humor and laughs 🔥❤️

[@gxrlicjrco7257]

I was born in Barcelona, NM now I live in Rome, MI

[@ncr1998]

Bro the goblin joke had me wheezing holy shit😂

[@donworkinson]

WOW! That set was AMAZING! Tom is killing it this year! :D

[@brokenyard]

Shake Hands With Beef

[@hrtjebc]

Solid primus reference

[@mollywhoppedsouls_pvp]

Roll up some cannons boys!

[@josefort6112]

Primus Sucks!

[@bradmarchant9931]

Mom and Pop they raised her, On huge slabs of beef

[@ebinecksdee9872]

Bro Primus really sucks!

[@Susanarylander]

I’m crying!!! Hysterical ....

[@Docwagon1776]

I'm going to Beef for my 70th...

[@DanielPerry444]

The title alone made me laugh out loud 😂😂

[@Seetiyan]

Haha! I like this guy.

[@johngilmore7745]

The head dancer is Sauce. You know you want some Beef Sauce! Lmao 🤣🤣😆

[@dieselchic3945]

Paris Texas has the mini Eiffel tower doned with a red cowboy hat

[@analogdefector6033]

Paris, TN has the mini Eiffel tower next to a statue of a giant catfish.

[@Ezzell_]

Paris Texas is the best Paris in the world....cause its in Texas and its not FRENCH

[@denzelelysium]

@jll shelby, gross @analog Defector, grosser @ken ezzell, grossest Congratulations Ken! Way to completely miss the point, be completely wrong, and be the grossest all in one sort of sentence. You win my contempt!

[@Ezzell_]

@@denzelelysium so glad i was able to ruin your youtube day......TEXAS!

[@dieselchic3945]

Why would you say my hometown is gross? Dont mess with TEXAS!!!

[@davidwright3590]

His impressions are very underrated

[@JaimeEskobar]

Pretty intense shit actually omg lol

[@q8a5]

Ok tom is actually hilarious 😂

[@MomQuestionMark]

Well it’s a good think it wasn’t called roast beef

[@martinschaffer352]

"Ever just tired of being alive?" Jesus i guess Beef was the final straw for Tom.

[@garethbaus5471]

I really hope beef has a lot of curtains.

[@Lollita23]

🤣🤣