Tom Segura | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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Theo Von

Theo Von

11 ай бұрын

Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, podcaster and the creator of YMH Studios. You’ve seen him on his shows Your Mom’s House, 2 Bears 1 Cave and more. He has a new special “Sledgehammer” coming out on Netflix on July 4th.
Tom Segura returns to This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von to chat about buying workout equipment from the Undertaker, Florida fever dreams, controversial Gatorade flavors, what people get wrong about Bert Kreischer, the dangers of roid rage, new details on his feud with Garth Brooks, and much more.
Tom Segura: / seguratom
Special thanks to Rooster Teeth for providing a location for this episode.
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@OliveCandy38
@OliveCandy38 11 ай бұрын
Listening to Theo Von is like taking a natural anxiety reliever. Calms me down right away. A Theomazipam.
@macsxam437
@macsxam437 10 ай бұрын
Theopium
@Mrskaseymunzer
@Mrskaseymunzer 10 ай бұрын
Exactly! I’ve been in recovery for 13 years now and I listen to Theo each morning and I feel the same way. Laughter is truly the best medicine. 😊
@OliveCandy38
@OliveCandy38 10 ай бұрын
@@smullaney84 that sounds good too!
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 10 ай бұрын
I want him to do audio books. I could fall asleep to him reading The Hobbit so easily haha
@N3ur0m4nc3r
@N3ur0m4nc3r 10 ай бұрын
​@@smullaney84no. my tongue hate it.
@CezaMVO
@CezaMVO 11 ай бұрын
If anyone understands Theo it's Tom. I always love when the guest actually laughs at the out of pocket random things theo slips into conversations
@z-z-z-z
@z-z-z-z 11 ай бұрын
that is what makes theo unique; "out of pocket" / out of left field musings. it is very endearing, and why he has such a cult of fans. tom, completely gets it...
@ensane
@ensane 11 ай бұрын
Tom lets him cook
@c.white86
@c.white86 11 ай бұрын
I couldn't agree more! When Theo was one JRE last time it felt like joe was steam rolling over Theo's musing
@FreddieJ65
@FreddieJ65 11 ай бұрын
Dude How much better would YMH be with Theo and Tom? Christina could have her own thing.
@pedrodionisio8789
@pedrodionisio8789 11 ай бұрын
Everytime I listen to Theo, my brain goes through this battle between a dumbass redneck + someone with a vast vocabulary and deep thoughts. And I know he's a super smart dude and fast on his tracks! Perfect duo!
@AmyLyleauthor
@AmyLyleauthor 11 ай бұрын
Theo's ads are the best. "Babble can help you tell a kid you want to adopt them." 😂😂
@maazahmed3354
@maazahmed3354 2 ай бұрын
Someone needs to make a compilation of all the ads there are some gems out there
@gfreak73101
@gfreak73101 11 ай бұрын
"They get so sad they can't stand themselves" yet another Theo sentence that will live rent free in my head forever.
@diadem03destiny29
@diadem03destiny29 11 ай бұрын
Tom is the perfect guest for Theo. Dude understands his humour on another level.
@SwissTrippin
@SwissTrippin 11 ай бұрын
Intellectually and vi... vibally? Vibes homie
@powdergate
@powdergate 11 ай бұрын
@@SwissTrippin intellectually and quintifunctorily, as we fine young soldiers might say back before the fall of pompeii
@SwissTrippin
@SwissTrippin 11 ай бұрын
@@powdergate right, funcing with that quint
@powdergate
@powdergate 11 ай бұрын
@@SwissTrippin old man quint always knew how to func, i wouldn't be the same today without him. RIP quint, miss you big man, gone but not forgotten
@SwissTrippin
@SwissTrippin 11 ай бұрын
@@powdergate lol I love the idea of rogue AI suddenly encountering this comment thread and trying to quantify it's meaning.
@afuzzykkitten
@afuzzykkitten 11 ай бұрын
Theo referring to his house as "black ownership" sent me over the edge 😂
@agallonofwater
@agallonofwater 11 ай бұрын
were you edging the whole time prior? 🫦
@sinfulsaint333
@sinfulsaint333 11 ай бұрын
@@agallonofwater hahahahah
@gitobeatsbygito7244
@gitobeatsbygito7244 11 ай бұрын
@@agallonofwaterlmfaaaooo
@30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44
@30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44 11 ай бұрын
@@agallonofwaterno just socially stimulated a little 😉
@afuzzykkitten
@afuzzykkitten 11 ай бұрын
@@agallonofwaterlmao just a halfie
@chasenduke4669
@chasenduke4669 11 ай бұрын
"You're getting warm" 😂😂 i love Theos morbidity
@stephanierose7881
@stephanierose7881 9 ай бұрын
Straight up Theo has kept me level through my depression. Makes me laugh when nothing else can. Keeps me going at work when I don’t even want to leave my bed. Thank you Theo.
@saraellieasmr
@saraellieasmr 9 ай бұрын
me too girl. ❤
@missLeamon2023
@missLeamon2023 3 ай бұрын
I feel that to. Have a Nice day
@julieterrell7921
@julieterrell7921 24 күн бұрын
Same
@papagissepi6467
@papagissepi6467 11 ай бұрын
"He has this infallible - I dont know what that means - he has this ability to..." Theo is one of a kind
@bmh18172
@bmh18172 11 ай бұрын
This is a norm line
@Snyder9e
@Snyder9e 10 ай бұрын
​@@bmh18172more of a comment really
@apove1814
@apove1814 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Nickfv12
@Nickfv12 10 ай бұрын
I read this right as he was saying it lol
@jeremye5714
@jeremye5714 9 ай бұрын
Wtf I read you comment literally as he said the line
@SrGoatie
@SrGoatie 11 ай бұрын
Tom is always so happy to be with Theo. It's like he's watching his favorite zoo exhibit gambling with the gators to get a good chicken recipe
@amberparker9883
@amberparker9883 11 ай бұрын
😅😅
@RichFernandez908
@RichFernandez908 11 ай бұрын
did theo write this?
@Jiu-JitsuJourney257
@Jiu-JitsuJourney257 11 ай бұрын
What? Lmao
@theweddingcrashers
@theweddingcrashers 11 ай бұрын
hell yeah
@ImJuice225
@ImJuice225 11 ай бұрын
#theogate
@thegr8cornholio784
@thegr8cornholio784 11 ай бұрын
The magic of the chemistry between Theo and Tom.. It's really awesome to watch 👏👏
@taaccount75590
@taaccount75590 11 ай бұрын
i felt like if there was more chemistry, the podcast would’ve been longer. Joe Rogan and Tom Segura have great chemistry.
@thegr8cornholio784
@thegr8cornholio784 11 ай бұрын
@taaccount75590 man I went back and checked how long the video was 😅.. I guess that was my true feeling while driving and listening to the conversation
@HotMonkeyDik
@HotMonkeyDik 11 ай бұрын
They didn't seem to have a lot to talk about
@danc6303
@danc6303 8 ай бұрын
Theo saying “getting warmer” while Tom describing Ariel being on the search parties killed me
@tommyj6834
@tommyj6834 11 ай бұрын
I’ve never heard a more Theo scenario than him leaving someone else’s shit on the walls in his home. 😂
@davidcejmer9801
@davidcejmer9801 11 ай бұрын
​@@ILoveTheLord-hc1rtyou make me happy I found Satan
@JustinPogue
@JustinPogue 11 ай бұрын
I know right?! Like, what sort of sketchy-ass situation is it where you buy a house with someone's shit still in it?
@codygooch510
@codygooch510 11 ай бұрын
“I just thought… ugh.. idk I just thought it was pretty good art ya know? I feel like a billionaire with human art like that”
@innergranola1299
@innergranola1299 11 ай бұрын
Is it weird to anyone else that Tom is only a year older than Theo? Looks like an uncle giving wisdom to his still-figuring-it-out nephew.
@BarracusObamus
@BarracusObamus 11 ай бұрын
War ages good men..Tom didn’t spend those sleepless nights in Fallujah for nothing
@SeboltLawnLandscape
@SeboltLawnLandscape 11 ай бұрын
Kinda hard to look young when you have a serial killer like Garth nipping at your heels for years
@learn2xpand862
@learn2xpand862 11 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha
@Stringz
@Stringz 11 ай бұрын
@@SeboltLawnLandscapeTom is a serial killer himself, I don’t think he’s too worried about Garth
@_jerrycs_
@_jerrycs_ 11 ай бұрын
@@BarracusObamus 10/10 comment 🤣
@cothib199
@cothib199 10 ай бұрын
This is the kind of conversation i’m always seeking with a buddy. Tom is such a good conversationalist
@zyourzgrandzmaz
@zyourzgrandzmaz 10 ай бұрын
Even when Bert isn't there he still buts himself into being the focus of the conversation
@BuzzByte24
@BuzzByte24 10 ай бұрын
Omg yes!!! I can’t stand listening to Bert and was disappointed when they brought him up. Bert is so annoying and self centered
@apove1814
@apove1814 10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@apove1814
@apove1814 10 ай бұрын
@@BuzzByte24think you missed the sarcasm
@Nat3d
@Nat3d 11 ай бұрын
“This is the dang undertaker we’re talking about here he works for death” 😂😂😂 Theo is a national treasure
@DangOlJesse
@DangOlJesse 11 ай бұрын
That absolutely took me out. Theo is a mess.
@seanm241
@seanm241 11 ай бұрын
ya almost wanna scalp him
@vexx80000
@vexx80000 11 ай бұрын
"He's the Easter Bunny of bodies"
@RyanGoutbeck
@RyanGoutbeck 11 ай бұрын
Idk if its just me but Tom Segura always reminds me of the penguins of Madagascar he is like a human version
@DeejayPozE
@DeejayPozE 11 ай бұрын
Lol good one! I see it!
@anomaly7427
@anomaly7427 11 ай бұрын
Yep totally see it
@soldobra000
@soldobra000 11 ай бұрын
Hahaha that’s awesome
@justinnoceda2115
@justinnoceda2115 10 ай бұрын
He really does 😂😂😂
@morganseppy5180
@morganseppy5180 9 ай бұрын
Cute and cuddly, boys
@ryankelley776
@ryankelley776 10 ай бұрын
Theos funniest lines are the subtle ones where he’s not even trying!! 😂😂 “that’s how he got his name in the paper, but yeah”
@afronasty2000
@afronasty2000 11 ай бұрын
Theo with the sly Tech N9ne reference around 25 minutes in was a nice touch. EBAH
@ayoitzgrillo
@ayoitzgrillo 11 ай бұрын
When Theo loses train of thought 5 min in and says what else and makes it super awkward is pure gold.
@paulj6805
@paulj6805 11 ай бұрын
I love it when he does that lol
@ayoitzgrillo
@ayoitzgrillo 11 ай бұрын
@@paulj6805 just simply the best. look at Tom start grabbing his coffe like boyyy here we go 🤣🤣
@HotMonkeyDik
@HotMonkeyDik 11 ай бұрын
​@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist2wtf
@Deliverance253
@Deliverance253 11 ай бұрын
​@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist2why? Just why?
@graysonjd5624
@graysonjd5624 11 ай бұрын
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist2 …what else?
@justc1re617
@justc1re617 11 ай бұрын
So kind of Theo to have on a Japanese comedian to represent his homeland
@madsam7582
@madsam7582 11 ай бұрын
Segura San!
@basicgunbros4332
@basicgunbros4332 10 ай бұрын
Saaaaaagurrrra
@RealTextAppeal
@RealTextAppeal 10 ай бұрын
Smeeeeeeeeth
@JavaJoe
@JavaJoe 10 ай бұрын
Idiots, Segura is Spanish/hispanic surname not Japanese 😆…not unless I r/woosh something here 😅
@AlreadyDeaddd
@AlreadyDeaddd 9 ай бұрын
SEGUDDAAAAA
@davidsnyder2000
@davidsnyder2000 8 ай бұрын
Hands down, Theo does the best commercials on his podcast. The way he presents the sponsors information is so unique. He’s actually the only one I listen to commercials on.lol😄
@_vhill_
@_vhill_ 10 ай бұрын
These 2 are such a good combo, both very calm, mellow, and throw in just the right amount of humor and edginess in the mix and it boils down to a laid back podcast, absolutely love it, God bless you guys
@flex_piper
@flex_piper 11 ай бұрын
Theo: "Is that a Nirvana shirt?" Tom: "Uhmm no." Theo: "Nevermind"
@microchrist6122
@microchrist6122 11 ай бұрын
Sus shirt though for real 🤷‍♂️
@sam4744
@sam4744 11 ай бұрын
@@microchrist6122 It's Basquiat you uncultured swine
@KristopherBaker
@KristopherBaker 11 ай бұрын
@@ILoveTheLord-hc1rt i wish i could report this comment for having NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CONVERSATION
@boscorner
@boscorner 18 күн бұрын
​​@@microchrist6122 sus? Why?? What's sus about basquiat
@jamesfraser671
@jamesfraser671 11 ай бұрын
tom segura's adaptability to theo von's jokes is next level, he bounced off theo perfectly
@wildforesthome6563
@wildforesthome6563 11 ай бұрын
He has known Theo for years and years, Christina and Theo were good friends way back in the day too before they knew Tom
@bwmclaurin
@bwmclaurin 11 ай бұрын
​@@wildforesthome6563I'm glad Toms not jealous of Theo since people assume they had a past since it was such a tiny community of comedians that actually got along back then before the likes of Rogan encouraged unity over competition!
@wildforesthome6563
@wildforesthome6563 11 ай бұрын
@@bwmclaurin yeah Tom is cool, they used to do a bit about it. Rogan and his group have changed comedy, long live the Mothership
@cjp1599
@cjp1599 10 ай бұрын
​@@wildforesthome6563yeah unless your name is ned...
@cjp1599
@cjp1599 10 ай бұрын
​@@wildforesthome6563good or friends or f..k buddies. There is that one clip out there that is straight creep, theo pawing Christina and she loved it .
@crystalkeelin5806
@crystalkeelin5806 10 ай бұрын
Listening to Tom brag on Bert was somehow the sweetest thing. Great episode!
@TommysPickle
@TommysPickle 10 ай бұрын
Theo: "Yeah I wanna have some honor for them.." Immediately disassociates lmfaoo
@DangOlJesse
@DangOlJesse 11 ай бұрын
Garth Brooks having beef with Tom Segura is one of the funniest, most unexpected things I've discovered in quite some time.
@frusciantegeartone
@frusciantegeartone 11 ай бұрын
Indeed
@FL-Kman
@FL-Kman 11 ай бұрын
Show us the bodies Garth
@DangOlJesse
@DangOlJesse 11 ай бұрын
@@FL-Kman I bet he knows where Carol Baskin's husband is
@FL-Kman
@FL-Kman 11 ай бұрын
@@DangOlJesse you mean his property? 😂
@drgonzoanduril5341
@drgonzoanduril5341 11 ай бұрын
Whaaat?
@proxy8918
@proxy8918 11 ай бұрын
Tom is such a good dude and a total class act with hidden serial killer vibes underneath. Love him.
@zachjohnson3048
@zachjohnson3048 11 ай бұрын
Oddly enough I know what you mean
@apove1814
@apove1814 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 this comment 😂
@taylorbenn1146
@taylorbenn1146 9 ай бұрын
The Garth Brooks of comedy
@Nick_Naim
@Nick_Naim 10 ай бұрын
Dude always makes me spit whatever I'm drinking when he's just being Theo. "I was trying to think about, um, what was I thinking about earlier? I don't know." 😂
@acousticcovers7422
@acousticcovers7422 10 ай бұрын
I personally find Theo one of my favourite comedians because he is not so self obsessed, he will work it and throw gags in with other people stories and conversations, he is just a naturally funny guy, as well as a great listener and that makes for a great interviewer
@Hazesorry
@Hazesorry 11 ай бұрын
Tom's deadpan humor mixed with Theo is just gold lol
@joshuabrigden4820
@joshuabrigden4820 11 ай бұрын
I understand a number of them are performers, but i love how Bert's friends can just absolutely nail Bert impressions
@projectpatt132
@projectpatt132 11 ай бұрын
Burt?
@joshuabrigden4820
@joshuabrigden4820 11 ай бұрын
@@projectpatt132 congratulations! you're so smart! You know what I meant and so does everyone else, no point in correcting it on KZbin comments😂😂
@MikeJack20
@MikeJack20 11 ай бұрын
Bort
@joshuabrigden4820
@joshuabrigden4820 11 ай бұрын
@@MikeJack20 😂
@heeeeeem8520
@heeeeeem8520 11 ай бұрын
Borg Krashla
@sknkwrksowner
@sknkwrksowner 10 ай бұрын
The previous owner thing has got to be the craziest funny AF thing I heard this month!😂😂😂😂
@lucky33511
@lucky33511 10 ай бұрын
Shout out to tile setters and our tile setting fathers who dragged us to work at 14 years old. Thanks, Tom.
@kiand916
@kiand916 11 ай бұрын
First Duncan and Theo, now Tom and Theo??? What a week
@geofflow8117
@geofflow8117 11 ай бұрын
25:03 - that tech9 joke (double entendre) was right off the cusp and shows how quick witted Theo is. That was great
@leekyoverhere
@leekyoverhere 11 ай бұрын
I'm glad you caught that lol Techa Nina the legend!
@sithlorddread8721
@sithlorddread8721 11 ай бұрын
Holy Shit
@seanwright1264
@seanwright1264 11 ай бұрын
Tom's reaction when Theo said the old bed is still there is priceless.
@MrEjablee25
@MrEjablee25 10 ай бұрын
Man ol Theo has a history with that snow. Constantly gritting those chompers. Chillllllllll
@Melon-Lord
@Melon-Lord 11 ай бұрын
Tom is the king of segueing into murder talk in the first 20 minutes
@jimbonics3
@jimbonics3 11 ай бұрын
Tom Seguer
@z-z-z-z
@z-z-z-z 11 ай бұрын
@@jimbonics3 - well played migo'
@gamertrub
@gamertrub 11 ай бұрын
He mentioned serial killers 3 min in lol
@Sniperboy5551
@Sniperboy5551 11 ай бұрын
Segura-ing?
@Melon-Lord
@Melon-Lord 11 ай бұрын
@@Sniperboy5551 nailed it
@nicknamean
@nicknamean 11 ай бұрын
Tom may be the best guest podcaster ever, very respectful of the podcaster’s flow
@juanchaves6952
@juanchaves6952 11 ай бұрын
I can hear tom do Joey in any podcast bro.
@mdougf
@mdougf 11 ай бұрын
Fucking facts
@imyourdoctor4799
@imyourdoctor4799 11 ай бұрын
Bullcrap. You fools will listen to whoever they put in front of you.. There is zero comedy in this "interview"
@cobo2573
@cobo2573 11 ай бұрын
​@@juanchaves6952😊😊😊
@ThePlexzzable
@ThePlexzzable 11 ай бұрын
​@@imyourdoctor4799who pissed in your coffee mate
@feighfarr8393
@feighfarr8393 10 ай бұрын
Hanging with Theo, it's a two way chat... Tom likely enjoys the shift in pace 😊
@greggoryz10
@greggoryz10 11 ай бұрын
This was too short but so good! Dying with the Lee Syatt chat, god I miss the church and both of you guys were some of the best guests Lmao. Lees squeal 😂
@aaronm2283
@aaronm2283 11 ай бұрын
Yes lee was underrated, I found myself listening to that podcast because of lee, he was a real gem. But Theo was right, about Joey being a bad influence on him, I just think if lee stayed there any longer he could been heading to a early grave. But it was fucking fun times.
@BoogLaville
@BoogLaville 11 ай бұрын
These two together is just vibes you always know you in for a treat.
@corteztheinfinite9440
@corteztheinfinite9440 11 ай бұрын
"First Black Something Or Another" LMFAOOOO Only Theo Can Make Me Laugh Saying That😂😂😂
@Nathanaelelliott
@Nathanaelelliott 5 ай бұрын
It's crazy how back then you'd get canceled and fired for complimenting the blacks. Dude literally said they were good at sports and everyone was like "Oh hell no, you fired".
@jtolearydesign
@jtolearydesign 11 ай бұрын
Segura saves the entire podcast with "it's hot." lol
@katmoh
@katmoh 11 ай бұрын
“The first black something” finished me.😂 Theo is funny
@drblaze3850
@drblaze3850 11 ай бұрын
Its nice How Tom takes a moment to space out with Theo now and then
@ExiledxElite
@ExiledxElite 11 ай бұрын
I love that the Rooster Teeth squad shared space for this podcast. Your all great 👍
@lightjedi777
@lightjedi777 10 ай бұрын
A few years ago, I caught Theo's standup. Having been a white kid in a ghetto, I found all of his comedy relatable. I stumbled on this interview, and being a huge fan of Tom, I tuned in. I found Theo to be the kind of person I'd love to hang out with and be friends with, which seems to be a sentiment shared by many, judging by his subscriber count. 💜
@dominicpriest
@dominicpriest 11 ай бұрын
Tom and Theo talking about Lee syatt at the end was the funniest shit ever. Had me in tears at work. Good stuff appreciate the laughs fellas
@morganmarston
@morganmarston 11 ай бұрын
Tom looks like Lee Syatt's creepy uncle
@jpk9902
@jpk9902 11 ай бұрын
@@morganmarston *Tom touches Lee's belly* "Oh boy you are getting big, aren't ya! WOOOO!"
@n.4625
@n.4625 11 ай бұрын
He is working at Enterprise rental rn 💀
@DevinGuertin
@DevinGuertin 11 ай бұрын
Lee was DEEP in the murky waters of the underworld 🤣
@RusselPersimmons
@RusselPersimmons 11 ай бұрын
Meet at a park by a lake
@Mynameistyshawn
@Mynameistyshawn 11 ай бұрын
I love how Tom goes along with Theos crazy stories!!! Because it’s so cringy when some comedians try and throw Theo off by asking for specifics to one of his stories like they’re trying to get him caught up in a lie or something idk but Tom gets it!!!!! 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
@davedecker1725
@davedecker1725 11 ай бұрын
Like when Theo says When I was growing up there was this.........😁
@joshholgate3074
@joshholgate3074 11 ай бұрын
Absolutely 👌🏾😂
@ronaldpettifurd5957
@ronaldpettifurd5957 11 ай бұрын
It's baffling to me how many "comedians" don't get Theo
@stupididit6799
@stupididit6799 11 ай бұрын
yea but that makes some of tha most funny clips, like tha CGI one
@pfc0308
@pfc0308 11 ай бұрын
@@ronaldpettifurd5957agreed, I think a lot of comedians are not naturally funny they are just performers. Theo is a naturally funny person so the performer type comedians can’t keep up with his style
@topher208regulator
@topher208regulator 10 ай бұрын
Tom went from talking murder to theo making a joke and just runs with it. Hes amazing!
@sp1200M3D
@sp1200M3D 11 ай бұрын
Theo is literally the first and only to make you want to watch the sponsor breaks.
@BeefWellington1
@BeefWellington1 11 ай бұрын
I think Theo and Tom will always make my day better. Truly great people, great humor and great chemistry
@jshaw4757
@jshaw4757 11 ай бұрын
True talk these two together definatly has legs
@johnviera3884
@johnviera3884 11 ай бұрын
Let’s see. Theo is a 8 and Tom is a 5. Bert is a 0. I’m 10 minutes in and they’re discussing weather being hot. Compelling stuff.
@danklordylord3783
@danklordylord3783 11 ай бұрын
@@johnviera3884you’re watching two comedians and you’re upset they’re making mundane things funny instead of discussing quantum physics? lol
@dmannezy
@dmannezy 11 ай бұрын
Better than bad friends and Andrew’s blasphemy on yesterdays episode
@slick3996
@slick3996 11 ай бұрын
@@dmannezy what happened lol i only watch the clips on shorts
@GriffinPearson
@GriffinPearson 11 ай бұрын
This is tough to listen to at work without accidentally bursting out laughing. I have to pause and come back to it after I calm down
@stephan1349
@stephan1349 11 ай бұрын
Don't hold your laughs back brother, it's healthy
@YAmIBroken
@YAmIBroken 11 ай бұрын
I cant watch this and Joey Diaz if I smoke too much. I lose it
@hydropeppers
@hydropeppers 11 ай бұрын
These two, on their own or together, make me sound like a nut job at work when I laugh
@Misfit_Minded
@Misfit_Minded 11 ай бұрын
I'm in the same boat. lmao.
@ethanriice8456
@ethanriice8456 11 ай бұрын
​@@stephan1349healthy til it gets you jobless and homeless
@BellagiosBangerz
@BellagiosBangerz 11 ай бұрын
The clips of this episode/pod have been everywhere for several days already thank god I have to watch this for sure 🙏🙏🙏
@michellereed7622
@michellereed7622 11 ай бұрын
Now this is how its done, son!!! The flow is flawless. A really rare thing to witness considering thier past. Just makes it more beautiful!!! The loudest of applause and much appreciation, you guys!
@lukelewis1757
@lukelewis1757 11 ай бұрын
What past?
@musthaveorhardpass9874
@musthaveorhardpass9874 11 ай бұрын
Theo and Tom its going to be an amazing day all love to all reading this ❤️
@tomevans5976
@tomevans5976 11 ай бұрын
Gang gang
@Akeusbwjq
@Akeusbwjq 11 ай бұрын
Agreed good day now
@crucifire9224
@crucifire9224 11 ай бұрын
Im upstairs!!!
@jackrowe5146
@jackrowe5146 11 ай бұрын
Needed that! Gang bruh
@derekmartin8878
@derekmartin8878 11 ай бұрын
Gang gang baby! Love
@addux
@addux 11 ай бұрын
Two of my favorite, realest comics out there. Not everyone gets Theo's humor, glad Tom does. Great energy
@coleminer2961
@coleminer2961 11 ай бұрын
One of my goals in life, is to live a life worthy enough to be a guest on Theos podcast. Such a good show.
@OutOfHereSoon
@OutOfHereSoon 10 ай бұрын
Theo has the most amazing stories. No matter what he and his guests are talking about, he has some crazy azz story from his childhood that makes him relate to that story.
@MikeTrainormusic
@MikeTrainormusic 11 ай бұрын
I've been a fan of comedy my whole life, nobody makes me laugh more than Theo
@MrWhingeypants
@MrWhingeypants 11 ай бұрын
Laughing when being pushed out of the womb no doubt bapa
@frostyflakkes2692
@frostyflakkes2692 11 ай бұрын
@@MrWhingeypantswtf
@jasbob
@jasbob 11 ай бұрын
Cool story make up another one
@Chigs1989
@Chigs1989 11 ай бұрын
Hahaa 😂
@stop8738
@stop8738 11 ай бұрын
Please, you know the same 3-5 people in comedy. It’s not hard to pick from 3 names…
@Doctaphil64
@Doctaphil64 11 ай бұрын
The last 5 minutes of Theo laughing nonstop at Joey Diaz dosing Lee & Tom stories had me dying.
@N8_Mitchinson
@N8_Mitchinson 11 ай бұрын
Tremendous
@kylebosley1101
@kylebosley1101 11 ай бұрын
That cushion though 😂
@HanasRoom
@HanasRoom 11 ай бұрын
Theo and Tom are like Bobby and Andrew, and all four of them together are all just really good friends.
@uchihaability
@uchihaability 11 ай бұрын
Theo mentioning the Chinese kids hanging off the bicycle unlocked DEEEEEP memories from my elementary school book fair.
@jacoboreyes5340
@jacoboreyes5340 11 ай бұрын
I wont lie, these two make a great combo.
@workstudy8118
@workstudy8118 11 ай бұрын
It’s a refreshing change from Bert
@cosmicabyss7358
@cosmicabyss7358 11 ай бұрын
Way better than Bert that's for sure.
@Bml00001
@Bml00001 11 ай бұрын
Even after Theo porked toms wife
@kay-collins
@kay-collins 11 ай бұрын
@@Bml00001🤢 porked? Lol why tf yall call it that?? White ppl have such nasty terms for s*x & parts 😂
@apexkilla
@apexkilla 10 ай бұрын
Well, thank you for not lying.
@noGPSdata
@noGPSdata 11 ай бұрын
Some of these pods feel like the two people get together and say " you're famous, I'm famous, let's just say words for an hour and sprinkle in names of people we know and hope for the best." And it just becomes a stream of consciousness that feels like a foggy mist, you're attempting to grasp what they got together to discuss and an hour later you realize there wasn't anything and most of the things they said probably weren't even real or didn't happen.
@Schuylock
@Schuylock 11 ай бұрын
I feel that. I listen to a lot of podcasts and should probably stop and be more constructive with my time.
@morganmarston
@morganmarston 11 ай бұрын
Especially with Tom & Bert. Empty, superficial conversations about themselves. Tom & Bert are not funny... just lucky they are acquainted with Joe Rogan.
@hunterbob8439
@hunterbob8439 4 ай бұрын
Wow I’m surprised this episode is free, you’d think Tom would need us all to pay 5$ to watch him talk to Theo
@bribango8981
@bribango8981 52 минут бұрын
Tom is explaining interior design in the most guy way possible
@ryanwatkins2873
@ryanwatkins2873 11 ай бұрын
This duo never misses can’t wait to watch
@DangOlJesse
@DangOlJesse 11 ай бұрын
Hope you got to listen. I'm an hour in and it's been a real treat.
@slothymango
@slothymango 11 ай бұрын
The weird discussion at the beginning about Theo's living situation is hilarious
@aaron-ooog-5757
@aaron-ooog-5757 11 ай бұрын
💀😂
@bjarkemadsboll
@bjarkemadsboll 10 ай бұрын
There’s literally not a single person in the world that “can’t get enough of Bert” after roughly 10 minutes. Not a single one, apart from himself
@JudeMarley3135
@JudeMarley3135 Ай бұрын
That “they say if you have goats, you shouldn’t have just one” reference when it comes to kidnapping multiple children was CRAZY bruh… 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Lee-lx5wl
@Lee-lx5wl Ай бұрын
😆
@D-Fens_1632
@D-Fens_1632 11 ай бұрын
Theo's whimsical obsession with formative years and adolescent experiences never gets old. In The Breakfast Club it was said "It just happens. When you grow up, your heart dies." Theo is proof it's not inevitable.
@tylermorris5993
@tylermorris5993 11 ай бұрын
This comment is proof you’re corny.
@jakethasnake3524
@jakethasnake3524 11 ай бұрын
I feel my heart dying and I'm scared. I'm only 27. I guess I had a good run?
@kay-collins
@kay-collins 11 ай бұрын
It doesn’t have to be this way. People, even those with no capital, just swear they love capitalism so much... 🙄
@jakethasnake3524
@jakethasnake3524 11 ай бұрын
@@kay-collins it's me!!! Only capital I got is capital one.
@FakefulandDisgracedSlaveClass
@FakefulandDisgracedSlaveClass 11 ай бұрын
@@jakethasnake3524 only capital i sport is the capital L
@FrosTRosee
@FrosTRosee 11 ай бұрын
YO THEO! I was just at the Tampa show June 24th! I was one of the 5 black people in the crowd LOL! You fucking killed it bro one of the best sets I’ve seen in a long time. Was crying from start to finish. Keep doing your thing man GANG GANG BABY! Also my “Be Good To Yourself” baby blue crew neck came in today. Shit is fire 🔥
@NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix
@NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix 11 ай бұрын
Hey baby blue crew lol.....greetings from NOLA , love this comment. Theo is "da man from the southern land" whoop whoop. Would love to see him live one day.
@FrosTRosee
@FrosTRosee 11 ай бұрын
@@NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix lol nice man! Yea first time seeing him live. The Rat King has returned! 🐀 👑
@ncarollo504
@ncarollo504 11 ай бұрын
Saw him in BR a few months back. Worth the drive from New Orieans
@NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix
@NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix 11 ай бұрын
@@ncarollo504 oh nice!!
@DaveEKardos
@DaveEKardos 11 ай бұрын
love the love. keep spreading positivity 🙏🏼
@laurenlove5316
@laurenlove5316 9 ай бұрын
I could totally listen to the two of them talk for days and not get bored
@andrewross7780
@andrewross7780 10 ай бұрын
6:27 the fact they just said hey after that crazy setup is incredible
@Maffmatix
@Maffmatix 11 ай бұрын
Theo Von just clenching his jaw like a crackhead 50% of the time
@kurttaguba17
@kurttaguba17 11 ай бұрын
Laughed so hard when the mom tried to sue the city because of the snow.. hahahahahaha
@RubenReacts
@RubenReacts 11 ай бұрын
Him reading the babbel sponsor at 21:58 and saying if you want to adopt a kid, let's say he is norwegian, is by far the funniest joke i ever heard in a very long time. And he was just reading a sponsor
@Pete..
@Pete.. 10 ай бұрын
30 minutes into this and it's a therapy session I love it actually keep it up
@raxnn
@raxnn 11 ай бұрын
Rooster Teeth has come along way! I remember being like 15, watching Red Vs Blue thinking this is the most funny thing on the internet.
@popomomo12
@popomomo12 11 ай бұрын
X2
@slizzy49th69
@slizzy49th69 11 ай бұрын
I FORGOT ALL ABOUT RED VS BLUE HOLY SHIT
@jaysonwallace7865
@jaysonwallace7865 11 ай бұрын
Word I just commented a couple shows the people who’ve never watched them should check out. Immersion, million dollars but, and fuckface are their best shows and I love they are getting the boost from Theo. Even if it’s just from leasing studio space to him. They definitely need the shoutouts lately. So much drama around their brand, they need a break man.
@KodieJames13
@KodieJames13 11 ай бұрын
They're trash now. They fell off hard in 2019ish and got to woke. Their comedy is crap now tbh
@ehhhhhhhh2233
@ehhhhhhhh2233 11 ай бұрын
​@barrymccockiner6273 Ryan Haywood, a tenured Achievement Hunter at the time, was grooming underage girls & sending nudes when he was married with children.
@charger4life
@charger4life 11 ай бұрын
This was a perfect podcast for work. They are both some of the most mellow comedians in the business.
@stop8738
@stop8738 11 ай бұрын
You clearly aren’t listening if you think these two are “mellow”
@E_Nicholef
@E_Nicholef 11 ай бұрын
I thoroughly enjoyed my morning today couldn’t focus too much on work out through out my laughter but I’ll take it 🤣
@MattD86
@MattD86 11 ай бұрын
Lmao how does Tom keep a straight face through so much of this 😂
@Kpt.Krunch
@Kpt.Krunch 11 ай бұрын
Just pulled in my driveway from a 8pm-8AM shift. This couldn't have came at a better time. Gang Gang y'all! Have a beautiful day!
@keithcrook8591
@keithcrook8591 11 ай бұрын
Good to see Theo and Tom in a good place..they are bonded for life. The power of weiner cousins can never be underestimated!!
@SummerSanta988
@SummerSanta988 11 ай бұрын
Best friends now Kristen has been traded in for Lauren.
@nishbrown
@nishbrown 11 ай бұрын
@@SummerSanta988 🤮
@queenleighbee
@queenleighbee 11 ай бұрын
I love these men so much ❤ Tom with Theo and Tom with Andrew are my fav Tom duos. And or course mommy jeans too
@maxmotors9497
@maxmotors9497 10 ай бұрын
Hearing Tom soften his voice while he mispronounces Basquiat multiple times is my favorite part of this whole thing
@dominickmontgomery4299
@dominickmontgomery4299 11 ай бұрын
Seeing all the top tier Austin comics show so much support and love to Theo makes me so damn happy.
@JoshBruin77
@JoshBruin77 11 ай бұрын
They've all been his friends for the last 20 years, so it makes sense.
@a-q9414
@a-q9414 11 ай бұрын
Theyre "austin comics" now 💀 it was LA a few years ago but they all followed daddy rogans lead
@BrawnyNerd
@BrawnyNerd 11 ай бұрын
Theo Von is a national treasure man. Segura is awesome as well.
@karenavey2183
@karenavey2183 11 ай бұрын
I will have the immense pleasure of Theo show in August!!!
@basementlarry9558
@basementlarry9558 Ай бұрын
Theo is such a thoughtful guy and his shit is so much more thought out then what some people realize. Comedic genius and seems like a genuine dude lol and when he says “that’s when you need child labor” lmao
@Chinny716
@Chinny716 11 ай бұрын
Damn, that hit hard. I'm looking at my sad blank white walls. Yall did me dirty 😂
@masterjenkins632
@masterjenkins632 11 ай бұрын
two of my favourite comedians, always love to see them on a podcast together
@CrimeForCrime
@CrimeForCrime 11 ай бұрын
Anybody else think theos jaw seems a litttle extra tense today? 😂
@Crimson28
@Crimson28 11 ай бұрын
16:57 “It’s like Bert at Arby’s” LMAO 🤣
@devanbrajevich5936
@devanbrajevich5936 11 ай бұрын
17:37 theo's bert impression has me dead ☠
@fuckcensorship69
@fuckcensorship69 11 ай бұрын
Tom's description is perfect
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