Top Secret! (4/9) Movie CLIP - What Phony Dog Poo? (1984) HD

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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
Agent Cedric (Omar Sharif) receives instructions from a blind party-tricks vendor.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
The second of Zucker-Abraham-Zucker's theatrical-feature spoofs (Airplane was the first, discounting the patchwork Kentucky Fried Movie), Top Secret! lampoons practically every film genre. Specifically, however, this is a hybrid of an "Elvis" movie and a World War II "underground resistance" thriller. In his film debut, Val Kilmer plays Nick Rivers, a Presley-like American rock idol sent behind the Iron Curtain on a goodwill tour. Before long, he is involved in a complex espionage scheme thanks to beautiful Lucy Gutteridge, the daughter of a scientist (Michael Gough) held captive by the Communists. Also essential to the action is flamboyant resistance leader Christopher Villiers, who behaves like Victor Mature in Betrayed (1954) and talks like James Mason. Adhering to Z-A-Z's cheerful disregard for people, places and events, the East Germans are depicted as Nazis, while the Underground is comprised of Frenchmen. The plot is mainly an excuse for the Z-A-Z team's fondness for joke-a-minute lampoonery, skewering cinematic targets ranging from The Blue Lagoon (1980) to The Wizard of Oz (1939). As in Z-A-Z's other efforts, Top Secret! scores its biggest yocks when invoking cliches that we never realized were cliches-and falls on its face whenever attempting a too-obvious gag (the biggest clinker: that pigeon statue in the park). Everyone has his or her favorite bits in this film: our faves include the resistance fighter named Deja Vu ("Haven't we met somewhere before?"), Kilmer's horrible nightmare while being tortured (he arrives too late to take final exams), the army-booted cow, the sensitive Pinto, and the East German National Anthem, sung to the tune of the Shorewood (Wisconsin) High School marching song. But let's say no more: comedy of this nature is designed to be seen, not written or read about.
CREDITS:
TM & © Paramount (1984)
Cast: Ian McNeice, Omar Sharif
Directors: Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker
Producers: Jim Abrahams, Jon Davison, Tom Jacobson, Hunt Lowry, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker
Screenwriters: Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, Martyn Burke
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[@djuniverse]

These comments are priceless. I thought I was the only one who suffered from the line, "Souveniiirrrrrrs, nooooovelties, paaaarty trrricks!" popping into my head at random moments throughout my life. In fact, it was such a moment that led me to this clip! Hysterical. And, one of the most underrated comedies of the 80's!

[@brianmurphy165]

djuniverse A cross I also bear.

[@davidstrachan8077]

Same here

[@Hack_The_Planet_]

One of the best comedies in general

[@HHH-ye1ro]

Myself also.

[@jasonl8326]

Add my name to the list as well.

[@vccstudents]

I love it when serious actors do comedy! This and the stuff Leslie Nielsen did still crack me up! RIP, Omar Sharif! The exploding cigar still gets me! "Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks!"

[@erikhertzer8434]

vccstudents : that was part of their movie gameplan...use serious actors in comedy rolls...adds to the crazy factor

[@OloRishaCreole504]

This and Airplane..naked gun😂😂

[@Sh0ckmaster]

For a guy who had a rep as a very serious actor, I always thought Omar Sharif was a very good sport in this film. RIP.

[@heatherwanamaker8000]

amen

[@setlasmon]

this movie is incredible. I catch something new everytime, and probably have viewed it close to 50 times. plus 'souvenirrrrs, novelties, parrrrty tricks' just pops into my head at random more often than id like to admit.

[@NatureismyHome-cu6zs]

Loves how the guy laughs after the other guy tries the items lol

[@deafomega]

My mom showed me this movie when I was like 10 I loved those times when it was just me and her for the weekend.

[@draxthewolf6511]

0:57 "Here, this is one of our most popular items" (Bang!) "Heh that's very good, very good ja!"

[@вика-х4н4ы]

What a funny scene 😂. Omar Sharif is a big star, I adore him for funny girl, zhivago and Laurence, but even could not imagine he could play such part! I imagine what a fun he had shooting in this scene 😁

[@MrKidN]

Souvenirs! Novelties! Selfie sticks!

[@em23]

+MrKidN you are so the winner LOL

[@acth1319]

“There are no good white basketball players, my friend.” 😂😂

[@alvexok5523]

Yeah, lol, that and "white men can't jump", the 2 funniest movie history "black guys are better at basketball" jokes.

[@alvexok5523]

Black guys are better than white guys at basketball and running/sprinting. Baseball and football though, about half and half, there's great black and white guys with them.

[@JasonNation72]

True story

[@alvexok5523]

@@JasonNation72 Which is a true story, what I said or what @acth1319 said?

[@wydryfly]

The look on Omar’s face when the realization hits. That’s comedy. 😂

[@iwillnever4getu]

its so hypnotizing how he says "souvenirs novelties party tricks" still say it to this day

[@abhi5540]

I am glad, I am not the only one here.

[@n2bfw884]

I'm here at 2:13 a.m. and I'm in good company with you. I want those souveniirrrrs.

[@FolkinghamRob]

I love this movie, the fact that Omar Sharif was such a good sport to be in this movie is priceless. “What phoney dog poo” 😂

[@siobhanmulvey]

As a kid we loved this movie more than anything 🎉 This scene just popped into my head tonight and I started laughing out loud to myself so had to come here and watch.

[@huntonpeck]

This clip never fails to amuse.

[@rosalindasalud8185]

ok,

[@genapruitt]

One of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite comedies. Rest in peace, Omar Sharif.

[@christopherspencer4425]

Thank you Mr. Sharif. Rest in Peace.

[@richardmiller6422]

I cant believe they got Omar Shariff to do this movie! He is a legendary actor,and funny to

[@miodziad5448]

After all these years still make me laugh. 😂

[@alvexok5523]

Yeah, with that German accent, "Suuvuniiirs, noughvulties, pahrty trdicks" And the "phony dog poo" joke

[@danearp]

What a class film. I was 3 when the film came out (looking at Google it says 1984 surely it's not that old) but my dad got us to watch it when I was about 8 when he recorded it on VHS off the telly. Still one of the best comedy films next to airplane, naked gun, armed and dangerous. Basically any 80s film 😊

[@Diskoboy1974]

The Howard Johnson's, at the corner of Hitlerstrassa and Gobbleplatz.

[@seventhfirestephanie8740]

😂. Sounds like a friendly place

[@ScottMatteson]

I love how Omar Sharif's character is a good sport about it all, doesn't even get pissed off, and how the joke vendor laughs, especially when the cigar explodes.

[@CraigRattleHead]

haha i just randomly say to folk 'souvenirrrrs, novelties, parrrrty tricks'

[@tectopic]

Do they recognise it? Or just stare dumbfounded?

[@bennuballbags2]

The funniest movie ive ever watched and totally ground breaking....love it.

[@hughmcaloon6506]

One of the greatest scenes in movie history. This, and when he ends up in the hotel, in the crushed car.

[@setlasmon]

haha... the rolling R's were very pivotal to the scene! :)

[@djuniverse]

100% truth.

[@gussiejives]

You know, I've been watching this movie for, oh.... 30 years now and it just now struck me that the novelty salesman was Ian McNiece.

[@ArtPhotographerLindsay]

Just noticed that myself. Checked comments to confirm.

[@kenaudette3360]

I love how the man with the souvenirs cracks up after showing what each thing does. It's very good ya....😂

[@tdotdo4903]

I just found out that the souvenir salesman is Ian McNeice who you see on a lot of British shows like Doc Martin. He is a LOT bigger nowadays.

[@euromusicfreak]

Watched it other week along with Airplane, Naked Gun, almost died of the laughter, don't make them like that anymore, and they haven't for years

[@jackbrennan2208]

Wish they still had

[@ChaosWolf1982]

...what phony dog poo?

[@eilyn510]

ChaosWolf1982 What is a phoney dog poo??? So, the joke was the dog poo was real?

[@lunaracc914]

definitely an underrated movie

[@PointyTailofSatan]

THey should try using more "dramatic" actors in comedy roles. Along with Neilson, probably the greatest example is the legendary role of Chief Inspector Dreyfus played by Herbert Lom.

[@11thEarlofProg]

RIP good sir. "CEDRIC !!"

[@ericschilling9064]

Do you know any good white basketball players?

[@Boudosaved]

Larry Bird, Pete Maravich, Jerry West

[@erikhertzer8434]

Eric Schilling : Jerry West?

[@tarantula_7u863]

Ohhhh he said the thing!!

[@markzimmerman3829]

EVERYONE said Larry Bird.

[@mindriot91_96]

John Stockton

[@pszczolka80]

I've watched this movie many times over more than 30 years and I have today discovered that they say "phony dog poo", not "funny dog poo". 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@djuniverse]

I was today years old when I learned that!

[@tectopic]

“What funny dog poo?” 😊

[@CherisseNicole777]

At the end, he is like forget this guy lol 😂❤

[@EH-bp7yb]

One of funniest scenes in film.

[@coogiewoogie]

RIP Omar Sharif

[@christophers5510]

*this video... its very good, ya?*

[@fabiobonetta5454]

Look at how Omar Sheriff keeps acting like he's a spy in a legitimate spy movie despite the movie's outrageous behavior

[@pazzarp]

R.I.P Omar

[@memoriesofmychildhood7297]

Zucker brothers are genius!

[@SevenCoffeeify]

Great movie

[@TheXileGrayson]

And the blind merchant gained his eyesight, became prime minister and got the daleks to fight the war

[@seventhfirestephanie8740]

Shariff: Willing to get punked for top secret information, lol

[@NeoSe7ens]

RIP

[@anton1990]

Ian McNeice is always wonderful!

[@robsmith6281]

Souvenirs novelties party tricks.

[@sindilee]

You typed that so well that I heard it in my head!!

[@JohnnyWrong]

R.I.P.

[@hyjinki4886]

I never realized the seller is Ian McNeice

[@uilmaramachadodemelo2416]

ESSA CENA É SENSACIONAL, PRINCIPALMENTE, PORQUE FOI FEITA POR OMAR SHARIF (GALÃ E ARTISTA QUE FAZIA FILMES MAIS SÉRIOS)!!!

[@BiBi-ij1en]

I am proud of that story.

[@dmitryk2891]

Awesome piece.

[@PipkinDog5]

I loved that film

[@carlmswan4468]

"on the corner of Der Fuhrer Strasse and Goebbels Platzen"

[@Roqfort]

RIP....

[@d.-_-.b]

Ian McNeice (playing the "blind" guy) appears as Winston Churchill in the newer Doctor Who series.

[@yb000]

Kyva Go he's the town crier in Rome

[@ConcreteSurfer420]

its very good....lol

[@setlasmon]

its not a bad thing to say.. they're left intrigued more often than not I bet. if you can roll your R's well you have my full support.

[@SharksSJ408]

Your username just goes so well with your comment.

[@champisthebunny6003]

Do you know any good heterosexual tennis players?

[@daedalus-prime]

There ARE no good heterosexual tennis players my friend.

[@andrewcramer9200]

"Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims Tournament?"

[@andrewcramer9200]

It's funny to think a cigarette company sponsored a sporting event. I wasn't old enough to remember the Virginia Slims Circuit but I hope the winner had to smoke an entire case immediately after.

[@TheInkPitOx]

Acme cigar.

[@pinbret]

yeah he does a good job in Lawrence of Arabia to funniest movie of the 80s ...

[@julianmercier]

Correction: Feuhrer Strasse.

[@jimhorton2996]

That's not true!!! What about LARRY Bird???? 1984 when this . movie was made think 🤔 he was playing in Boston by then

[@andrewcramer9200]

The 84 all star team featured notable honkies Bird, Bill Laimbeer, Kevin McHale, Kelly Tripucka and Jeff Ruland on the East, Jack Sikma, Kiki Vandeweghe and Jim Paxson on the West. It's a bit of a lazy joke but that's ok.

[@krisscanlon4051]

Hahaha

[@EPTXMAN]

Funniest scene in comedy film ever.

[@julianmercier]

The Howard Johnson's at the corner of Hitler Strasse and Goebbels Platze.

[@beauxr.benoit1374]

The dialog about white basketball players was changed.

[@baltimoreravens4eva560]

0:14 1:43

[@OkOtChA]

Rrhere

[@sha11235]

No, there aren't any good white basketball players.

[@bradymuntana3813]

What funny dog poo?

[@slowmo6502]

Phony

[@francescomazzella7380]

:)

[@AXEROCKER1]

a little test folks, wont take but a minute. write down the Name of yours on a piece of paper and tape it on the wall with the name facing outward toward yourself. step back 10 feet from the sheet of paper facing yourself. point at that Name and say that is who you are........now ask yourself this...... how can i be standing here where I am standing, and be on that piece of paper too at the same time? am i claiming to being a God? many places at one time. am i lying about mys...elf? whose words are on that piece of paper then? answers: i dont know,yes, yes, and the Corporations....do the same thing with the SSN, Prints of yours down town at the Cop shop, lol, Numbers on the Drivers License, Photo on the Drivers license, the Big Name on the Drivers License, there are many Corporate things you claim to own and being, oh and stand in front of the mirror and ask yourself if that image is really yourself or not..........then ask yourself, why in the hell am i lying?

[@n2bfw884]

Got any more parrrrrrtry trrricks?

[@andrewcramer9200]

I farted.

[@ihatewhitey6689]

Show much racism in this movie...

[@ericschilling9064]

So much racism in your KZbin name