Trans4mers: Age Of Extinction - Caravan Of Garbage

[@mrsundaymovies]

*Lockdown first appeared in a animated show not a comic thanks but it doesn't matter

[@Splintorious]

Wow I was seconds away from an angry comment. You just saved yourself from reading a poorly written insult. Well done

[@Dash101]

They got progressively worse until there was nowhere to go but up, and then came Bumblebee.

[@yadavsingh9078]

One more bayverse to go guys you can do it

[@NinjaAimless]

Now this is where I was like “0k Enough Michael Bay.......STOP just Stop 🛑” my kid brain 🧠 should love this I LOOOVE Transformers but Enough Let It Go. WHOEVER let it Go 😭

[@capital_beaz4725]

Ahahaha

[@mxmartin1234]

This movie was actually almost called " Transformers: Age of Consent ".

[@2AiRiKRaYgOzA3]

😂😂😂 release the Bay cut

[@2AiRiKRaYgOzA3]

5 hours, a talk about the laws detailing consent in each city they visit

[@danderson8954]

You win the internet today!

[@laurocoman]

Got a chuckle there, not gonna lie.

[@puppylover4865]

I was dying of laughter when I read it. Thank you for making my day 😁👍

[@LukLuk1234]

I said it last week and i'll say it again, this is easily the best way to consume these movies

[@tylerkister4628]

I agree however this is my favorite one believe it or not

[@chinghamburger2200]

@@tylerkister4628 It is mine too. But duck transformers 5

[@Muppet567]

I think cinemasins is the best way

[@BetweenTheLyons]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYPJpqNmjbCrbdE this is my favorite way to consume them, and it saves a ton of time!

[@malcolmmacdonald9238]

Its actually better to do it with your eyes closed

[@chrissullivan6572]

The only thing that could've made Cade Yeager more American is if he had failed football career.

[@Caymand29]

and a love for nascar

[@comicscodeauthority3920]

because he had a leg injury

[@viper0111]

I think that was insinuated with all the footballs

[@daltonjames7717]

He was a walk on for the eagles

[@Dash101]

Did he not

[@tfn19lel12]

You naive Australians clearly don’t know that legally there must be a dozen hidden footballs in every American building

[@luckyspurs]

To put out fires?

[@greasyboy737]

It’s actually considered treason not to have them. Never bothered me though. You’d have to some sort of commie not to have them anyways.

[@johnnyphesto1247]

And if you throw a football at a man, he will stop doing whatever he was doing to catch said ball.

[@greasyboy737]

Johnny Phesto and if said man fail to catch the ball, a committee is held where the local residents and politicians decide what punishment is best suiting of the case. One of the most common are public hangings. Mostly because it’s a good excuse to spend tax payers dollars on what is essentially an unexpected 4th of July. Food is sold, games are played, all while a traitor is being hung. It’s wonderful!

[@greasyboy737]

I really can’t believe that the dirty red coats don’t have all of this stuff.

[@richieangel8150]

I can't believe they didn't mention that this isn't even the daughter's worst movie: she's Katara in The Last Airbender.

[@Swoosh_015]

NO. NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO NO. *FRANK REYNOLDS VOICE* “Someone’s gotta get stabbed”

[@EdCarefree]

Really, cos no such movie exists for me

[@ProxyDoug]

Meanwhile, Mark Whalberg starred in another film by Shaymalan called The Happening. It's like they were both blessed with suck.

[@maldon3659]

@@EdCarefree there is no Last Airbender movie in Ba Sing Se

[@thewerewolff7248]

wait what? really?! thats insane.

[@samboslice4457]

Fun fact: Cade Yaeger is actually a football that transforms into a human.

[@monsieurdubitatif8567]

a pretender?

[@samboslice4457]

le malicieux Exactly 😂

[@johnnytee911]

That's why he can find them so easily

[@luckyspurs]

Send him to the Patriots and get him deflated fast.

[@monsieurdubitatif8567]

@@luckyspurs lol

[@jaxontee3201]

My favorite bit is when Ned’s on the bus and he says “We’re all gonna die,” a callback to rattrap’s iconic line from the animated series

[@boheyo]

Lots of people quoting Rattrap lately, Beast Wars is all up in our zeitgeist.

[@devonbohner4927]

Yeah, Rattrap. We’re all gonna die. But HOW? How, R-boy?

[@polarhise]

Nope he’s willie from All hail king Julien

[@midgetofthemysticarts4936]

This killed me😂😂😂

[@moroseloki1912]

Ned needs to be in more movies.

[@stepkickking9868]

I’m not saying Michael Bay included a scene trying to justify sex between an adult and a minor because he’s trying to justify his own previous actions, but....

[@CattleCluj]

@@michaelstrong5383 "Is that just his "in case of emergency" card?" you mean, that's his get out of jail free card.

[@CattleCluj]

What do you mean?Are you implying that there are rumors about Michael Bay having had sexual relations with an underage girl? I know this is Hollywood, so it shouldn't be a surprise, but are there really any rumors about this?

[@NyanBinary1066]

Its okay. Its 2020. You can say it from your chest now.

[@thomasluhrs]

It's an actual law in Texas. I think he just wanted to get the word out that either a) if you're a pedo go to the lone star state or b) texas is terrible because of a.

[@TofumanFC3S]

thomas luhrs The girl was played to be 17 years old, dude

[@MITHYKA]

The first mistake this movie did was trying to convince me that Mark Walbergh was an inventor.

[@mpeacraft8585]

MITHYKA Lol kinda like how they tried to convince us he’s a science teacher in The Happening? 😄 “What? No”

[@blackbelt2000]

Actually, the first mistake was casting him in the movie!

[@BlackLivesMatter23]

@@blackbelt2000 what? Markie Mark is perfect for Transformers!

[@chrisgit4433]

he invented anti-Vietnamese sentiments by punching someone in the eye

[@HOTD108_]

What? No! His experience as science man in The Happening was perfect preparation for his role as inventor man.

[@Aleheeez]

I like to imagine the geologist is a figment of Stanley Tucci's imagination. Makes it funnier.

[@Rejukem]

Huffing too much transformium late at night

[@Finamajig]

The geologist represents Stanley Tucci’s (the actor) conscience

[@videogamenostalgia]

I like to imagine the entire series to date is a figment of Stanley Tucci's character's imagination, and the next Transformers movie will be a 3hr psychological drama set in his living room without any actual Transformers in the movie.

[@kerr_b]

He imagined a geologist because it helps keep him "grounded".

[@chrisdaily2077]

​@@videogamenostalgiaBetter yet, the only Transformers are the original toys he sees as symbols of lost youth.

[@LancasterResponding]

“WHY ARE WE DOING THESE?!?” Spoken like a broken man deeply disturbed by his own actions

[@MakiPcr]

I know why we're doing this, because we want to watch Bumblebee

[@iaintabloodysquid1497]

@@MakiPcr Exactly almost there, hopefully they don't lose it after 5

[@thewerewolff7248]

ummmm... about that...

[@Jorgemikell]

5:13.

[@simonmorgan8539]

An anagram of "Michael Bay Transformers" is "Hmm, noisy, blaster car-fare." This, coincidentally, is also a review of any of them. Bless you for sticking with these.

[@iestynowen2706]

This comment was a day ago yet this came out on the day I'm watching this?

[@iestynowen2706]

This comment was a day ago yet this came out on the day I'm watching this?

[@simonmorgan8539]

@@iestynowen2706 (I'm a Patreon/Bigsandwicher so I get these a little early)

[@PanicMachine423]

Excellent work sir 👌🏻

[@xannyphantom8864]

No it's not

[@Strykar86]

Favorite Transformers characters: LAMEBLEBLEAM IRISH McLABEOUF GUNFACE BLACK OPS NERDS

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

This comment looks like the effects of somone having a stroke midway through talking

[@THEAdmiralXizor]

*African-American* nerds, sir... 😁😉

[@LegendMkr7]

One thing I am shocked that they don't mention is Cade Yeager showing his daughter a picture of him holding her as a baby and saything "That is me holding you after graduation". It is supposed to be him as 18 but it is literally just modern Cade Yeager in a backwards hat.

[@engihere5434]

To much trash to shift through :)

[@LegendMkr7]

@@engihere5434 into the Bin mate. So much damn CGI in the movie and they couldn't at least Photoshop Marky Mark?

[@amityislandchum]

Wait so we're *also* supposed to believe that Marky Mark is only 35 in this movie?!?

[@mistadopeman]

That’s hilarious. 😂

[@LegendMkr7]

It's ya boi Cade Yeager, looking 40 for over 20 years now.

[@NaeemTHM]

"You think a monkey is going to apply the internet to his banana peeling" That analogy was just *chef kiss*

[@beths876]

ok shout out to Ben the drumroll on Mason talking about The Scene made me tear up with laughter. brilliant stuff.

[@ErickGarcia-qs2yh]

Yes. That's from Whiplash.

[@baileydagnall9755]

I thought that was just in my head but when I realised it was Ben editing Whiplash over the rant I was like, 'Get this man an oscar for genius editing.'

[@michaelstrong5383]

That Whiplash drum bit was perfect and it did a great job on building up that scene.

[@theflickchick9850]

@Erik, oh it is??? I’ve never seen Whiplash so I didn’t know but that just makes it even funnier.

[@Kore_YT]

I watched this when it came out and I hated it so much that I suppressed it and I literally only remember two things from it; China and the weird consent scene.

[@ThomasWilson4]

Exactly the same things I remember, wait one more, the beats pill.

[@faultyinterface]

The ONLY thing I remember was Oreobot. I think that was in this

[@MaxIronsThird]

I also remember gunface guy exists

[@somebuddyX]

I like the scene where they all attack the KSI building. It was an interesting set piece and had some kind of purpose and I liked the small scale of it compared to cities and planets blowing up.

[@blunderabluez]

My favorite part of the film is when Optimus prime fell to his highly rendered cg-metal knees and shouted, “THEY SLAUGHTERED OREO-BOT!!”

[@theLYTEhouse]

I really appreciate the ‘Whiplash’ snare drum build up to the laminated card reveal. Then the break out into Jazz celebration of the lunacy. You’re a gem, Ben the editor. A gem.

[@Rejukem]

That snare drum is why this is one of my favorite videos

[@allofthepoints9636]

Is that specifically from whiplash? Just sounded like a highly tuned snare to me

[@DanCookMovieReviews]

@@allofthepoints9636 oh it definitely is.

[@chrisdaily2077]

The use of the Mario 3d World soundtrack is perfection to the end of that scene.

[@dachers1238]

Oh man I forgot about the "Romeo and Juliet Law card" part. Seriously wtf were they thinking?

[@adama.7735]

@Filip Gasic For the record, the states in America with the lowest ages of consent are the ones outside of California.

[@CaptainSnowman96]

The whole stupid scene could've been avoided if the character was made one year older.

[@TheMightofDab]

I saw this when it came out in cinema, it broke a streak a friend and i had where we kept seeing movies on a whim and they turned out to be good. I have legit not been able to go to the cinema since this movie without thinking about that scene

[@dr.mantistoboggan668]

The fact he has it easy to hand

[@BenSmith-xr7kf]

12:29 the slow build up of the drums to full on drumroll the more insane the scene becomes is just too good

[@DinerLingo]

Studio: "Kids love 'Pacific Rim'." // Michael Bay: "I'll name my new hero, 'Cade Yaeger'."

[@mpeacraft8585]

Bryan Petroff Cade Yeager sounds like a randomly generated name. They tried to make him sound cool like John matrix or something but failed.

[@slartybartfast4213]

I thought it was a rip-off of Chuck Yeager.

[@rocketpunchgo1]

@@slartybartfast4213 Correct.

[@LegendMkr7]

Cade Yeagermeister

[@BlackLivesMatter23]

Kids love Pacific Rim? Never heard a single child say they love Pacific Rim

[@under-._.-score]

I was waiting for Cade to tell one of the Transformers “Say hi to your mother for me.”

[@Hoganply]

Cade, or Optimus Prime.

[@michaelstrong5383]

Galvatron: "Are you here to stop me?" Cade: "No sir we're not." Galvatron: "Trying to destroy me?" Cade: *"WHAT? NOOOOO"*

[@artmonkey_4]

@@michaelstrong5383 LOL

[@--bharat9156]

Nitro zeus says it in t5

[@ThatNoobartist]

Honestly the best way to describe this movie is just, ”Mean” like everyone in this movie is an asshole or just really mean for some reason

[@naderzein2435]

Reflects on the director lol

[@youcantalwaysgetwhatyouwan8419]

Or characters die in really mean ways

[@edmontonboy99]

What do you guys even *mean?*

[@naderzein2435]

@@edmontonboy99 I mean Go Oilers Go!!!!

[@luckyspurs]

Michael Bay brings out the worst in Mark Wahlberg. Not that Wahlberg needs much encouragement.

[@sstream17]

This movie holds a special place in my heart. It's the only time I fell asleep at a movie theater.

[@a.t.3192]

12:29 I love the rising drum roll as things get weirder and weirder in Mason's rant in this bit lol

[@Rejukem]

It's the sound of a man's mind breaking. Reminds me of DOCTOR WHO

[@reaganoliver5401]

I can’t believe someone actually got paid to write the word “transformium” and then it actually got into an actual movie that made millions of dollars...... unbelievable

[@Fenglang1]

I was about to compare it to unobtainium, but apperantly that one is actually a thing haha

[@hidof9598]

It doesn't sound bad

[@Joviaero]

@@hidof9598 say it outloud. It absolutely does

[@wallywest2360]

Yeah, that more than anything else made me want to punch Bay in the face. And he's already earned quite a lot of face punching, but he really outdid himself there.

[@dayoolaleye1265]

Correction, Billions of dollars

[@angusjamieson9236]

It's so entertaining when James realises he's getting too close to defending these movies so he swings wildly the other way

[@luckyspurs]

He has the most entertaining and listenable vocal mannerisms.

[@simonwickwire9230]

Mason's meltdown over the scene involving the boyfriend's age will go down as one of his best moments.

[@alexeissenstat1407]

Does Optimus being able to fly mean Jetfire sacrificed himself for nothing?

[@vhamer123]

Good question lmao maybe he did

[@Adamdidit]

Or he got it permanently somehow from that and they wildly failed to convey that.

[@tmac731]

No, Optimus prime couldn’t fly until he grabbed the sword from Lockdowns ship. After he says “recognize one of your Knights” his forearms change and get bigger. That’s when he got the jet packs because he first used it when he was killing the Human made transformers when he jumped off Grimlock and said “I’ll kill you” then grimlock bites the same robot Prime sliced off the building

[@jeffmoo9235]

@@tmac731 wow they did not communicate that at all lmao

[@tmac731]

@@jeffmoo9235 didn’t think they had too.

[@bonk9863]

After The Last Knight you should do the 86 movie There's always another one for people to demand you talk about

[@GreaserMan]

Bumblebee, man.

[@dankerbell]

yeah gotta do the good one after 5

[@triforcegaming2678]

@Lord Mahaveer Maldonado Bumblebee then 86.

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

They should do it as a trilogy. Transformers (1986), Beast Wars, and then Bumblebee.

[@bonk9863]

They said on the podcast they're not doing Bumblebee, since they already did a whole episode on it less than two years ago

[@LakeHowellDigitalVideo]

"Do you think the Monkey is going to apply the internet to its banana peeling?" Savage.

[@vishaal1232]

I see what you did there

[@woody_you_want]

Cade Yager is Thomas Edison if he was born in modern day America.

[@EZ-IZZY1995]

So dumb and unsuccessful Steve Jobs?

[@bbrbbr-on2gd]

@@EZ-IZZY1995 Less calligraphy and more Elephant shocking!

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

but trys to steal ideas for things that all ready exists

[@Clay3613]

Nah, Tesla...blaming all his failures on the big bad corporations while slowing going insane with unfeasible concepts.

[@justincoleman3805]

The word is already. “All ready” means completely ready.

[@Triforcefilms]

Any chance you might go through the "Riddick" trilogy? Lots of interesting stuff about eccentric Vin Diesel and the things he had to do to secure the rights to it. Along with its share of interesting ups and downs in quality and premise.

[@Rejukem]

@Stella Hohenheim The Chronicles of Riddick isn't that good. But the other two are.

[@maureenobrien4968]

Lol I instantly thought of the NASCAR driver Tyler Reddick

[@thegrayyernaut]

@@Rejukem I actually like all three films xD

[@DarkachuWasTaken]

Oh shit there was a third one?? Know what I'm watching tonight

[@Triforcefilms]

@@DarkachuWasTaken temper your expectations....😬

[@brettbynes2286]

Fun/sad fact: when Optimus first transforms, with headphones you can hear him grumble "no Sam, run" (the subtitles said it too) which is telling me that Sam was killed. 😭 Why didn't Bay just show what happened to him, or explain? Bay takes a complete left turn with this movie and introduces a new character worse and less likeable than Sam, doesn't explain what happened to him, and expects us to just roll with it. Ugh.

[@vantirobin9885]

Sounds like what happened to Mikela

[@mathew7878]

Cade was a lot cooler than sam anything same did was on accident

[@arcturis2099]

Bay couldn’t even show it if he wanted to since the actor of Sam refused to return to filming

[@kade-qt1zu]

@@mathew7878 Sam is still a better protagonist. Cade is 5x more annoying.

[@TACTIK00L]

​@@mathew7878 sam helped save the planet 3 times

[@stanley5745]

Stanley Tucci's arc actually culminates in him becoming Merlin

[@NobleRaider2747]

Well yes, but no

[@bigpigeon2384]

What and how ?

[@stanley5745]

@@bigpigeon2384 Stanley Tucci plays Merlin in the next movie, for some reason

[@bigpigeon2384]

Stanley so is Stanley Tuchis character really merlin or does bay just randomly cast him again as merlin who’s there for some reason

[@BATCHARRO]

That movie deals with bloodlines and descendants so obviously they explain HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA no Stanley Tucci's character from Age of Extinction is never shown or mentioned in The Last Knight. From all appearance it's just a huge coincidence. Also, Cade Yeager is the last of a bloodline that includes Sam, so Sam is uh dead I guess.

[@jesseheisenberg8854]

I remember the article bay actually says on the interview of this movie was and i quote "i won't let anyone destroy this franchise" how ironic

[@racingraptor4758]

Ironic... He could make profit but not save the franchise...

[@bethbearmacethatguy]

I'm guessing he was cut off before he could say "except me".

[@ukotoa1639]

“Nobody ruins this franchise but me!”

[@Helbore]

The laminated "Romeo and Juliett" card really creeped me out. Because what sort of person carries around a literal "get out of jail free," card? Creepy paedos, that's who! Who thought that was a good idea? I also got pissed off with the boyfriend's constant "I'm not here to help you save your daughter, you're here to help me save my girlfriend." That guy needed punching in the face. Repeatedly.

[@ProxyDoug]

It should've been like in the first few Pokemon films where you got a card when watching the film in theaters or buying the DVD, except it's a Romeo and Juliet law card.

[@Helbore]

Just remembered another one of those awful moments, when the boyfriend explains to Cade that he had to get mouthwash because he likes to be fresh when making out with his daughter. I mean - WHO SAYS THAT? Seriously, anyone who thinks that's a good idea, I suggest you try that line on your gf's father and see how many bones he breaks. If the writer's intention was to make us think this guy was a creepy paedo douchebag, I guess they did a good job.

[@loganwithlightsabers3051]

It’s funny cause he really doesn’t even do anything in the movie but drive Mark Wahlberg does all the actual fighting

[@tuehojbjerg969]

And there was no need for the card since the age of consent in the state the movie takes place is 17, California on the other hand is 18 and probably why this tends to spread to movies and tv series thats takes part in other states/cities, remember a tv series that takes part in Washington where a sports star is going to thruu a lot in order to hide that he had sex with a minor and dont want to be a sexoffender, the age of the girl 17, the real age of consent in washington 16

[@moonlitebrite9317]

@Hellbore I don't know, calling him a creepy paedo is a little much. It's not that I think his a pedo, it's just that R&J joke wasn't funny and had no business being in a Transformer's film.

[@PanzerMold]

12:27 I love how the drum beat starts very quiet and progresses in volume until the weirdest addition to a film in the history of cinema is revealed. Lol

[@Gaelek13]

*Optimus Prime:* I'm giving you freedom! *Also Optimus Prime, to the SAME PERSON 10-seconds later:* Protect my family, or die!

[@TheGreatDevlin]

Why is Kelsey Grammer not a superhero movie villain? He's been Beast. Imagine him as Hugo Strange.

[@manticorephoenix]

Or literally in any production that wasn't trash he could be amazing

[@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive]

I’s rather him play the Penguin with that voice.

[@Ineedgames]

Become a real life Sideshow Bob.

[@NobleRaider2747]

loved his portrayal of Beast

[@Batchall_Accepted]

OH MAN I CAN ALMOST HEAR HIM! He'd be a great choice

[@philipabelanet5476]

ABOUT THAT SCENE: The age of consent in Texas is 17. So not only is the scene stupid and super creepy, it's also completely pointless. Good job, Bay. This happens a lot because the age of consent is 18 in California, and filmmakers tend to assume it's the same everywhere in the U.S.

[@scratch2086]

I wonder what the age of consent for cybertrons are.

[@decderbyshire1145]

Scratch the bounty hunters face is actually not a gun but a dick

[@ducaoftheabruzzi]

@@scratch2086 Cybertronians

[@scratch2086]

@@ducaoftheabruzzi My bad

[@Lora_Beolab]

"creepy" ?😐🤨

[@Flynn94]

9:15 I’m Irish and if I could read that you’d be in a lot of trouble right now

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

Maso called him "Irish McLaBeouf" but actually his name is "Irish O'LaBeouf". Can't believe you made such a basic error.

[@notjoelnunez]

6:29 mark lives rent free in my head and cracks me up every time I hear it. Maso’s defeated tone describing his frustration (mine as well) with these movies also matches my frustration about life in general. Grab that gem!

[@visualax2550]

Even bumblebee tried his hardest to forget about the previous films. He forgot sam even existed

[@jeremyk9039]

@bigevilworldwide1 Bumblebee was certainly not "just as bad as the rest of them". The first 5 minutes alone was better than anything Michael Bay could even dream of.

[@johnnyvig14]

Just so you know, Americans don’t take their daughters to prom…that often...

[@Stop_Gooning]

Only in Kansas

[@LakeHowellDigitalVideo]

@@Stop_Gooning And Alabama.... Where each father is already married to their daughter.

[@Stop_Gooning]

@@LakeHowellDigitalVideo lol and the daughter is also their cousin

[@NukaCola514]

Only in the south

[@robvegas9354]

lols for a second i thought that word was 'porn' instead of 'prom' .... day 143 of iso is melting my brain

[@areasevenpro]

I'm surprised that you guys didn't talk about how the third act is a Chinese propaganda film. Honest Trailers explained this in detail years ago.

[@DV-ou1yu]

Good for them???

[@smhfirebruh5630]

The also dont mention China in a negative way at all the whole video so maybe the video is Chinese propaganda itself

[@ProxyDoug]

I wonder if that's why there's no black people in this film. There's like one guy in the back of the first scene Kelsey Grammer shows up and that's it.

[@thekramer1097]

12:52 Nice job with the build up music. Edition on point as always Ben

[@RiseOfTheKumquat67]

"Competence Vampire" is my new favorite concept

[@stepkickking9868]

5:23 “they cannot demand them after they’re all finished” *Laugh’s in Hasbro and Paramount*

[@TheNetherlandDwarf]

It says so much about how insane this film and series are that you didn't even mention all the new transformers and their weird racist stereotypes in this one

[@TheNetherlandDwarf]

You know snowflake as an insult was coined in a book mocking conservative men for being so insecure about their toxic masculinity that they will project onto and attack everyone around them? James and maso have talked about the series issue with racist characters in previous videos and podcasts. Find a new channel if you don't like that, and quit getting offended in the comments.

[@ParadoxicWasHere]

So Drift is a lazy samurai character - I haven't watched this movie in 6 years who else was a stereotype?

[@MunkiZee]

@@TheNetherlandDwarf You schooled a guy into deleting his comment lol

[@ValueNetwork]

Someone should tell Michael that the reason the transformers ride had a 3 hour queue is because it was probably broken down.

[@frambojan]

Got em'.

[@themartinipolice9961]

The opening rant by Mason is genuinely one of the funniest monologues I've ever heard. The sheer hatred to this film is evident and I love it.

[@171QA]

That drumroll during the dating thing at the end was glorious. XD

[@monstermanalex1313]

I'm glad I'll never have to watch these. You're Saving Souls.

[@carter_lovejoy]

The heroes we don’t need but deserve!

[@WyattCayer]

@@carter_lovejoy Yeah Bruh!

[@ahopefor]

Indeed they are

[@nordicrain]

@SwenglishGamer Whoa, calm down there buddy, you were almost overdramatic there.

[@dankerbell]

watch bumblebee though, it's actually good

[@jamesroscoe272]

The drumroll to the sex pest card is incredible.

[@aidanrogers4438]

Thank you to both James and Mason for having to voluntarily sit through all these Michael Bay Transformers films. All for our entertainment.

[@toniodivichi5749]

18:27 "Optimus can fly at the end. This may have come in handy at some other points in the film, but I'm not going to go back and check. So I guess the film wins." Hahahaha, you really had a bad time with this one.

[@danielinskip8427]

"they're all the worst one depending on how you're feeling" god I love mason, I was crying with laughter at this

[@Kam_Andrews]

Missed opportunity for “Dumble Bee”

[@etam8099]

🙄🙄🙄

[@RAVENVROSE]

Albus Dumble Bee? Optimus Potter? Idk why I thought it...

[@jayfolk]

"Sequels & Reboots are crap." Transformers 4: a sequel and a *soft-reboot.*

[@footlessmoonbadger7189]

@bigevilworldwide1 it was literally called a soft reboot when it was revealed. They even retconned the origin story of the Transformers lmao

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

@bigevilworldwide1 It was a soft reboot.

[@ziksy6460]

I love how this Transformers binge is actually wearing you down. The only Transformers movie I've watched as an adult was the second movie and it was insanely exhausting. Glad you guys are getting the same reaction.

[@80MWH]

“Revenge of the Fallen” I felt was the worst of the TF films...and then “The Last Knight” came out, and suddenly, a little Transformer calling John Turturro a “pubic fro-head” didn’t seem so bad.

[@nljms5421]

12:27 - 13:24 that drum build up made the explanation so much better

[@Hoganply]

The writer feels like the kind of person who's jealous of his son-in-law.

[@luckyspurs]

Like Donald Trump basically.

[@God_gundam36]

@@luckyspurs isn't one of his sons like super obsessed with getting his daddys attention lol

[@Haysey_Draws]

The biggest thing that annoyed me about this (aside from the whole underage relationships nonsense) was the Dinobots, the whole advertising was big on them...and they are HARDLY IN IT! And in the follow up even less...this isn't a patch on that one though, next week will be something else!

[@Ineedgames]

So Micheal Bay basically made a 3 hour movie trying to justify his reasons for making Megan Fox washing his car half naked?

[@user-ns3vs3bp3e]

How dare you suggest he needs to justify that, clearly it was vital for evaluating her acting ability and portrayal of the character... or he’s just a creepy dude. One of these is true I’ll let you pick

[@Loftiest]

Why is nobody mentioning how funny it is that the corporation is called KSI?

[@boogerz9030]

Exactly it's so stupid. There literally stealing a name from an actual person.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994]

​@@boogerz9030 Yeah, how dare they "steal" the name of some random KZbinr.... Especially when the name of said random KZbinr is made from 3 random letters that can literally be applied to any context possible and mean anything the film makers want it to mean :D Come on man, it was 2014, no one outside of the KZbin FIFA community even knew who the fuck KSI was back then...

[@boogerz9030]

@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994 ksi isnt really random. Nearly everyone knows who he is

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994]

@@boogerz9030 Yeah, I know he's famous now, but my point is that he wasn't back in 2014 which was when this film was made. No one knew who KSI back then. And even these days "nearly everyone knows who he is" is a bit of a ridiculous thing to say. I've been a fan of KSI since like 2016, and I know he is a massive KZbinr, but ultimately KZbin is still a bit of a bubble. Think of it this way: if you were to stop random people over the age of 30 on the street and ask them who KSI was, most of them still wouldn't have a clue to this day. And now imagine you were back in 2014. Literally no one would know who he was back then :D So do you really think Michael Bay, the 50 year old Hollywood filmmaker, who's spent most of his adult life in the public eye and lived among actual A-list celebrities, had A) ever heard of some KZbin kid who plays FIFA in his bedroom or B) gave a shit about this random KZbin kid or the fact that he also happened to share a name with the evil corporation in his dumb new movie about dumb transforming robots? Come on man...

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994]

Jesus, I just saw how long my reply was:D I don't actually care this much, I'm just extremely sad, bored and lonely...

[@Good_Comms]

I can’t understate this when I say, that the Romeo & Juliet card has popped up in my mind at least once a month since this movie released

[@Fuzzy_Barbarian]

Cade Yeager feels like he was meant to be smalltown loser... then they realised smalltowns are 'Murcan and copped out. They very easily could've made the protagonist a daughter trying to get away from her crappy, go nowhere dad. Or a guy trying to date a girl (ignoring the ages) against the wishes of her crappy, go nowhere dad. Instead... we get the crappy go nowhere dad stumbling into success just like Sam did.

[@firstweekofwinter]

I usually leave a like when the video starts, but I forgot this time. But then came the line "he's got a biceps for America" and I wished I could have left a thousand.

[@beast55yearsago56]

The opening scene in Bumblebee Movie tops all the Bayformers movies.

[@beast55yearsago56]

@@aleksander2901 Yes

[@sebastiancintron29]

@@beast55yearsago56 agreed. The opening scenes in Bumblebee are the best things Transformers has done on the big screen. And its only 3 minutes long.

[@NobleRaider2747]

exactly because it's gen1formers

[@sebastiancintron29]

@@NobleRaider2747 and I'm not even a fan of gen 1. But even i know that those designs work better than the utter mess of the bayformers designs.

[@NobleRaider2747]

@@sebastiancintron29 this

[@CadeBill]

I remember 14 year old me being like “Oh cool the movie man has the name as me I hope he is good” and I was disappointed

[@stephaniepotts8256]

He really does represent all cades

[@jimjam7928]

9:07 I am Irish and need glasses. Looks like you got me again, Sunday Nerds.

[@MrRichirobot]

not gonna mention that mark walberg spends half this movie shooting things with a sword? haha also one of my favorite lines from this is when lockdown is picking everything up in his ship and dropping it on everyone and the bald guy in the car yells hes picking things up and dropping it on us! great writing

[@jpinohbyu8vtr7ce56d4w]

At about 12:28 that accelerando snare drum bit Ben fires up is just perfect.

[@jpinohbyu8vtr7ce56d4w]

...and the fact that it doesn't end in like a goofy horn noise but instead just climaxes with the image of the little laminated card. Ben, don't stop doing this. You're obviously on to something.

[@devinharbert6071]

I really, really HATED this film it’s so long and boring

[@OakViewFilms]

4:30 Well, you can blame me for that. I was in that long ass line opening weekend for that ride at Universal Studios. I'M A PART OF THE PROBLEM!

[@ruthielalastor2209]

It gives me such satisfaction when Mason just Goes Off. What a gem every time.

[@wstine79]

"We're not talking about the good one today!"

[@nickkoch3467]

The Romeo and Juliet law was the worst thing of the movie and series as a whole

[@believeinmatter]

I can’t not say the line “i think we found a transformer” in a really heavy Boston accent 😂

[@Utonian21]

16:57 it was 100% cheaper... Way less costly and time-consuming to do a stupid cube particle effect than fully animate a car turning into a robot with all of its different moving parts and effects

[@jordanbridges]

The underage thing was like: why do you need this? Why not make them both teens? Why not make them graduates? Why not just not make this movie? Why? Why??!!!

[@HenryLouis21]

It's very weird that they even included a scene like this in the movie. Is it to explain Tessa's rebellious nature of her dating older men? It's still super creepy that they even have to go to lengths to explain why it's okay for a seventeen-year-old to date a twenty-year-old. Also, the age of consent in Texas is 17 making that scene completely unnecessary.

[@OldSacky]

18:10 probably my favorite visual edit in all of these videos

[@mathiaswalker350]

I love the Mario Jazz Music that plays during the weird age of consent scene. Awesome Job Ben.

[@Mr_Carlos-t]

Re-watching this makes me appreciate the effort that goes into editing 👏 🙌

[@willcrouch2359]

The Romeo and Juliet law buildup and payoff was edited like Edgar Wright came in and helped you guys out for five minutes

[@frawgenstein8522]

When James just snaps and shouts "WHY ARE WE DOING THESE?!" made me laugh so hard, I shot milk out of my nose. The wild part is, I was drinking coffee at the time. Where did the milk come from?

[@ultimamage3]

14:00 how many minors was Irish McLaBeouf dating that he decided to get that law printed out and laminated, ready to pull out at the first parent's objection?

[@2AiRiKRaYgOzA3]

“I know something that should be put into this movie that Transforms...” 😂😂

[@NoItsNotFine]

Such a missed opportunity to call it Tr4nsformers purely to piss everyone off

[@gamersinacontainer]

Trans4mers.

[@metalliclark86]

Transformers 5 < 5hitformer5

[@gamersinacontainer]

@Donald Hariot HA!

[@TofumanFC3S]

Can’t wait for the Trans5mers review next week

[@Dynomafia139]

9:17 Mason remembering the character's name is in fact Cade Yaeger is my favorite part

[@juicewarrior2501]

From the bottom of my heart, I just want to thank you guys for pushing through these movie so that we can get to the good one.

[@guatemalantomcat]

I personally really enjoyed Shia as Sam because you could feel that Shia was aware of the flimsy writing so his delivery had just the right amount sarcasm and frustration to make it funny as hell to me.

[@TheBigTunaMunster]

I feel like you guys need a Transformers detox after this. Maybe Battleship, the movie? Got em.

[@rhetiq9989]

They need to just skim through all Bay’s movie collection, see if any one of em actually calms their nerves for once

[@Fenglang1]

Or maybe Real Steel 😁

[@dankerbell]

bumblebee because it's actually good

[@Stand_By_For_Mind_Control]

The only thing Battleship is detox from is the will to live.

[@billkelly9896]

Actually, I used to teach social studies in Texas, and I always made sure that my students understood Texas laws in terms of age of consent. I wanted to make sure the boys understood that they could get in legal trouble at some point if they broke those laws, and I also wanted the girls to understand that if they dated someone older before they turned 17 that there was a possibility that their boyfriend could be charged with sexual assault of a minor. I also made sure they knew that it was the same way if the girl was older.

[@sibylsaint]

I think it makes perfect sense that an abusive, boyish meathead guy who makes pathetic gadgets would want to reverse engineer a transformer. And would later go on to last the whole battle when he should have been dead. Everything makes sense. Cade is a jock who was embarrassed to admit he was a nerd in high school, and that's why his inventions are so dumb. He's really far behind his Peers, with no mentor. But he actually is smart enough to hack the drone, so it works. Silly movie, but I like it more than the others.

[@wallywest21]

“MY FACE IS MY WARRANT” should have always been the movie’s primary tag line.