Triforce! #46 - Ye Olde Boner Blocker

[@parkerswearingen6232]

Pyrion, I didn't vaccinate my kids and the one who lived turned out just fine

[@3DRiley_]

Those 8 funerals really paid off.

[@user-me7hx8zf9y]

@@ONeill01 the more I read this the more confused I get. who's not vaccinating who??? do they get that the parent comment is a joke??? the frustration is... I'm just too overwhelmed.

[@abdurog1122a]

It's really interesting to see how Lewis and Sips' friendship grew along the years. From Sipsgate to Triforce and Double Dragon.

[@fiftyclown]

some say to this day lewis still must warn sips before he calls him

[@TheGameSorcerer]

Abdulrahman Alhomayany Ahhh sipsgate hahaha, nice to be reminded of that :) Thanks

[@stevemcgreggor6990]

I don't know how this isn't more popular

[@grumpykitten424]

The Stoner Broner jeez man relax, a person was just expressig his/her opinion. calm dowb

[@VloggersRUsUK]

Steve Mcgreggor because it's a podcast. It puts people off

[@GeneralVictor]

It's not posted on the main channel and it's an audio only podcast. (considering the three of them live in different places, it makes sense, obviously, but anyways) Also, *most people* on youtube are *visual consumers*. They react more strongly to video content, that's one of the reasons they made the "avatar's mouth" move in the video.

[@SpannerzIsHappy]

Ryan Smart That doesn't make sense, its not your opinion whether they are all the same on not lmao

[@xanthopoulos1825]

Many people also listen to it on other platforms, like I listen to it on Itunes and I only came here to see what people think of the loss of Bodega

[@UltimateGames247]

You better fucking do the Bodega book as an audiobook

[@Ali-ey9sz]

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOOOOTTT!

[@Adam-lt4fx]

I heard Stephen Fry has already been contacted to voice it :')

[@tristansniadach5689]

I would much rather Bodega to be in the podcast, but if it is going to be in a book, it better be an audiobook too

[@user-me7hx8zf9y]

Dan Cooper yes

[@nebula_1588]

R.I.P. Bodega. 2016-2017

[@wrathisme4693]

Not going to miss it. Pyrion actually ended up thinking he was a good writer because of all the rabid fans constantly memeing about it, and Bodega lost all it's merit after that. Now he's going to write some shitty book about his self insert 'i'm joking but I'm not joking' character thanks to you people. This is a message to any fandom, stop stroking these people's egos because it's not healthy for anyone involved.

[@JackFroster]

and what works of art have you produced?

[@Dylan-id1dx]

TheJackFroster he didn't say he was a good writer he just said someone else was shit

[@wrathisme4693]

While Bodega is indeed 'art' I don't think the reverence you seem to have for it's description is justified. In high school welding ages ago I made a robot sculpture, that's also 'art.' Apart from that I'm actually a published author, I'm being paid to finish my book by the end of 2018. I don;t think it's right to hail your own work over someone elses, but Bodega is absolutely undeserving of both the praise by fans and the unjustified opinion by Pyrion of himself as an author. *He's mistaking the praise from his minor celebrity for writing talent.*

[@judeethan1]

Wrath Is Me you must be fun at parties

[@nukeape3213]

This Brian fellow sounds really attractive.

[@Alex-vw5cm]

I love how Lewis shut up when sips and pyrion started to talk about bosses in an office XD

[@dodochrist8277]

Last time I came this early They were still finding Israphel.

[@Wyattporter]

Last time I came that early, my girlfriend got mad.

[@JGaming250]

that was uncalled for

[@Wyattporter]

thanks, Jew Tourette's.

[@JGaming250]

i see your point

[@josephegan1153]

this is probably my favorite conversation in the comments ever

[@Defuse__]

a new triforce replenishes my soul

[@jasonsmith2194]

when's the next triforce podcast going to be up

[@Byrne32_]

Jason Smith 7 days 18 hours and 55 minutes

[@derpmansderpyskin]

countingdownto.com/countdown/next-triforce-podcast-countdown-clock

[@marcusvasbinder489]

81 seconds and 201 milliseconds, you forgot those.

[@Enjeeay]

6 days 10 hours 43 minuets and 15 seconds

[@FergusGriggs]

81 seconds? you gut sum lernin' 2 do m8

[@professorcoms2481]

Lewis' comment about mushrooms, the "Just because one was bad doesn't mean they all are" is basically they way people should think about other people.

[@snakex555]

ProfessorCommunism Or just life in general

[@Beanjast]

I'm up for ten mins of vegetarian recipe's tbh... especially if they're all Halloumi based.

[@wykamix358]

About the girl most likely she would not be as bad as Pyrion assumed. While they did not bate to the extent that we do today many would take an occasional wash in a river that would maintain at least some level of hygiene. Also in regards to teeth most likely they would be okay as they almost never consumed sugar back then(at least to the levels we do today) and so would not have many things such as cavities that are caused by consuming it. Her dental hygiene would still most likely be poor but nowhere near the level Pyrion assumes. Finally the real shocking thing would be disease as they did not have many of the same concepts we have today and so she would most likely be affected with a multitude of illnesses not to even mention what kind of havoc it would wreak sleeping with someone from 7 centuries ago due to the amount of sicknesses that would be spread by love making.

[@DanMuggeo]

Good for you Pyrion! Glad you're making a kick ass Bodega book. make sure to announce the shit out of it when it's done. I'll spend a weekend in my Bodega T-shirt hiding from the sun and read the whole thing. can't wait!

[@snarkmarx]

You know what they call alternative medicine that works? Medicine.

[@aBisMoth]

Snark Marx you know what they call alternative medicine that didn't work? They still call it medicine and idiots still buy it

[@chazzybara]

"By definition," I begin, "alternative medicine" I continue, "has either not been proved to work, or been proved not to work"

[@flaminshotgun]

"We didn't eat a single vegetable, a few salads sure, but no vegetables" Lewis Brinley 2017 Lewis what the fuck do you think a salad is made of?

[@caseyhudson4929]

Fruit? Pasta?

[@Exlaax]

well pyrion i expect an audio book version read by yourself. it wont be the same if you dont express the cadences you imagine and voices you portray

[@PerfectlyFunctioningAI]

Man these guys really spoke to me when they talked about not having to answer to some shitty boss who dont really know what they are doing because i deal with that shit on a daily basis. Wish i could be like them but alas, i suck :(

[@eastwinddemon]

When Pyrion said he had hairy balls, I almost choked on my f***ing cereal. I thought I was gonna die laughing but unable to breath.

[@mm_____]

Oh man there is this one bit in every episode where pyrion says something so funny I stop what Im doing and like the video. This time it was being lied to about the roast hahahah

[@TheDaker123]

Its a pretty popular misconception that medieval europeans didn't bathe, or only bathed infrequently. In reality bath houses were very common in every town. Remember that these people were trying to emulate the romans. Its really not that hard to fill a tub with water and bring it up to room temperature.

[@yizzardpalmero]

When the Bodega book releases, will it come with an audio boon that is Pyrion reading to Sips and Lewis in the same format as previous Bodegas have been? It definately needs to because I absolutely love the way Bodega has been done with the podcast and if its only the text in a book I feel it would lose a little bit of the personality that comes from Lewis and Sips' comments and Pyrion's fantastic voices. I'm already almost definately going to buy the book but it would make me so much happier if this were to be included with it.

[@kbirdartist]

Can we have that little bit with Sips talking about food to that specific music every podcast from now on? Edit: Cause that was just great.

[@harrygoodall1887]

i was literally thinking about how much i enjoyed red rising and how i was trying to get my mate to read it when Pyrion mentioned it, It really is a great book and that little bit better now that some of my favourite people enjoy it as well

[@twohatjack7460]

Easy way to make a bath in 13 hundreds: Dig a hole near a river or stream; cover the inner walls with clay; embed flat stones in the clay; dig a small canal from river to hole to fill it up; heat up a big ol' rock on a fire; toss rock in water hole and then you have a warm bath.

[@svenpoigmichakov2063]

Man, I just fucking love the Tri-Force podcast.

[@j.h.2093]

U bastards Bodega was the best part of this and it closed it really well

[@sausig773]

We'll just be getting it elsewhere, it's a shame but tbh I watched the podcast before this started so I feel like I can go back to not having it there. I did really enjoy it though. Maybe pyrion can read more fan-made ones that are good, especially since there's a whole subreddit. A subreddit I certainly haven't posted a homebrew bodega on (hint hint)

[@mistersparkrle]

I'll not miss it, but then I always fall asleep before them anyway

[@tristansniadach5689]

J. H. I couldn't agree more! I already miss Bodega

[@danwaterstone9540]

flax has to do an audiobook thing with his bodega book, the way he says things and does voices is just too goood

[@tkbasketballdrummer]

American ambulances are nothing like that but damn you guys are sooooooooooo funny

[@LakierosJordy]

Does Pyrion actually think peope in the middle ages were savage cavemen? Their personal hygiene was decent, and their diets was more natural (waaaaaaay less sugar) so their teeth were decent even without brushing, and sweat wasn't as "rank" as we are used to. Undoubtedly they had massive bush though.

[@Fr0stBlade]

Jordy Lakiere Actually most things smelled like shit that's backed up by documentation.

[@simonmarkhayes]

She's a Dorset based apple farmer's daughter. Half her diet was likely Cider and apple pie. Them teeth are gone mate.

[@trdoorn]

Jordy Lakiere thank you for this comment. I also made a comment about this part of the podcast. don't teach people incorrect romanticised history! the bush would be horrible idd

[@Ben.Pickett3]

they only bathed like once a year though didn't they?

[@trdoorn]

No they didn't ;)

[@SpaceMissile]

man i relate to sips on so many different ways, and the food thing is exactly one more.

[@juggernogaddict7954]

If there's not a replacement series for Bodega, then FLARVE.

[@Fazquel]

I smell a Dollar Shave Club ad coming on with all the shaving talk xD

[@LambdadeltaYT]

Shit, I had kidney stones and it was the worst experience in my life. They had to give me plenty of sedatives just so I could even lie in my hospital bed.

[@LambdadeltaYT]

It sounds weird, but neither. They went right in there and took it out. I felt violated, but clearly better afterward. I also got to experience how it is to piss blood.

[@FoeReaper]

Thats why you drink plenty of water.

[@LambdadeltaYT]

Yes. And move a lot. Do sports. Eat healthy. If you never had one of these - be glad and make sure to keep it that way. Sadly, some people are just born with a tendency to get them.

[@FoeReaper]

I am guessing you were born with a chance to get them?

[@BONESTORM2501]

LambdadeltaYT I can confirm this. Nothing like cursing at the woman at the front desk while demanding morphine. Couldn't lie still

[@adam1442]

I made some of Sips's Halloumi fajitas, but I put it on a pita with some re-fried beans and chimichurri. Tres magnifique!

[@Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard]

My favorite vegetarian dish is french toast. You take 2 eggs, 4 pieces of bread, some butter, some milk and pepper. Start by heaying a pan with a bit of butter on it. break the eggs on a plate. add milk and pepper then beat together with a fork. dip as much bread as you can fit in the pan. make sure both sides are soaked in egg. cook in the pan. make sure both sides are cooked. salt then either cut them or serve as is.

[@lewis6590]

"If you can't test it, then it doesn't exist" Ok Pyrion, then I assert that you are not capable of thinking about a pink elephant, prove me wrong.

[@Vierzehn014]

As an American I can tell you thats exactly how our healthcare is

[@MrRandomSuperhero]

Goddamn Bodega was half the reason I listened to these.

[@grenisbistum]

Pyrion Flax, you darn well better do an audio version of your Bodega book, else I aint buying. Bodega just aint the same if you aint voicing it!

[@joemattingly5532]

The Alexander technique is mainly used by musicians and dancers to relieve tension

[@antifusion]

"You just don't get that over here." Pflax suddenly forgets about the existence of football in the uk

[@tforceraven]

Okay Pyrion, but you've never had my cooking. 100% vegan and I shock myself every time with how nice it is.

[@Kags]

I for one wont be purchasing a Bodega book if one were to ever be released. The charm of Bodega is in the reading. The 5 minutes or so of each podcast where the music comes on and were treated to a hand brew tale between the triforce, full of laughs for us to laugh along with. Bodega is great. But it's not something I'd want to sit down and read myself, especially in the lengthy form of a book. It sets the atmosphere and thrives in it, but it just wont be the same reading it alone.

[@kjaro621]

Sips- I would like someone to prepare my meals for me. Me- *signs up for cooking lessons at the tech school*

[@witchkinglp]

OMG Sips how can you not love blood sausage?! Blood and liver sausage with potatoes and applesauce is like one of our national dishes here in Switzerland. I love that stuff!

[@Astronaughty]

I usually save the podcasts for the drive to and from work. But I've got tomorrow off, so screw it!

[@GreenHero4ever]

,,Natural hairyness ive got soft spot for that for sure... should saz a hard spot for that.'' Sips 2017

[@nerevarxeph]

If they are going to do the little recipes after each episode, please write them down in the description, or put em on the subreddit, if there even is one. Please.

[@DyllonSlaboda]

Fry halloumi fry peppers fry onions boil rice if you want then stick it in the pan briefly to fry with everything else season with salt and pepper put it in tortilla wraps with some tomatoes and lettuce bone apple teeth

[@Odhranjuice]

Man I just wish they'd release a new one, these aren't often enough

[@dankirt15]

I am realising that Sips is more zen as these go on

[@thekingofcardboard]

If i ever want to prank pyrion, im going to bring him over for a "roast dinner", then bring out a roast squash, let him wollow in sadness for a few seconds, then cut it open to reveal theres a whole pork loin in there or something

[@benroberts1370]

you heard it here, you no longer need gall bladders! - bogus

[@AndyHope970]

I'm actually hoping they follow through with sips giving us vegetarian recipes every week

[@CHRSS111]

I agree with PFlax on the medical stuff. Can't back it up? Get out. Works with everything. Yes, god too

[@sausig773]

CHRSS111 I mean apart from the fact that there are millions of people in European countries like mine that enjoy free healthcare when they otherwise couldn't afford the best or would have been made considerably poorer because they have the misfortune to be ill? Yeah, no proof.

[@stefanpyne7353]

I'm pretty sure CHRSS111 is talking in relation to Pyrion being opposed to people who try to discourage vaccinations and other treatments.

[@sausig773]

Stefan Pyne yeah you're right, I completely read the comment wrong anyway, sorry I'm dumb and easily triggered when it comes to medical care :/

[@ReubenLL28]

Acupuncture is actually more or less legit, though. It can't heal any illness, but it can help to ease pain.

[@Fr0stBlade]

There are shit loads of medically unproven things that legitimately work, there is a big difference between unproven and straight up bullshit. Everything is unproven at some point in the exact same way medical conditions are acknowledged but they have no idea how to manage/treat them.

[@markafterdark8047]

Man such disappointing news that no more Bodegas, but understandable

[@coppliable]

The Triforce podcast is the only content that i get the feeling of incredible antisapation. Just like the feeling we'd get for Doctor Who back in the day (or anyother weekly show we grew up with) Time to come close to pissing my self for the next hour and 3. il report back when its over. many pants later..

[@coppliable]

10/10 as always

[@bamzerdaniel1997]

Started doing food recipes during Ramadan, you making my stomach rumble

[@chrisisaginger787]

AHAHAHA fuck I love the phrase "Jump my bones"

[@FeDeRaTTay]

Pyrion's idea of a 22 year old commoner of the 13th/14th century is preeetty bad

[@napoleonmongeau670]

I'll be honest, i shed a single tear when i heard no more Bodega

[@hoathanatos6179]

Even the smaller medieval towns had public baths, Pyrion. Large cities like London and Paris had over 30 for common people to all come out and bathe together first thing in the morning. The water would be connected through pipes coming from local bakeries where the storage tanks for the water would be located next to the ovens, heated first thing in the morning as fresh bread was being baked to sell. Bath houses were also viewed as dens of sin, though, where men and women were all naked together and some like the Stews in Southwark were literally cover-ups for the brothels located in the backrooms, where the prostitutes would all come out naked in the front baths for the men to gawk at them and choose their girls. A mixture of the rise of syphilis, the black plague, and in England, the Puritans taking over, led to the church and state to crack down on bathhouses though and by the 1600s they went into sharp decline.

[@Giuseppe_77]

NOOOOO!!!! RIP Bodega 2016-2017 I shall definitely be purchasing the book

[@christianhoffman6279]

fucking love that intro

[@tylerbateman7831]

Today I learned, corn isn't a vegetable.

[@Lynk_SJ]

Pyrion you say no one ever craves corn, but you have never had the street vendor corn in Delhi.

[@ytnxm]

I'm having an operation to have my gall bladder removed at the end of the month. The pain is unbearable.

[@Makkasu0]

I'll miss Bodega on the podcast, but I'm glad there will be more in some form. Hope this isn't the end of Pyrion's serialised storytelling on the podcast for good!

[@awsmstevie]

i relate so hard to the margherita pizza thing

[@catsgonom]

This bodega book better be an awesome series for cheap if you ain't gonna tell 'em here on the pod.

[@bonter1983]

My brother treated me to dinner at Claridges in London once. The food was so good that it ended up being too rich for my proletariat innards and I felt kind of unwell afterwards.

[@jamano4017]

Man, I started listening to this podcast for Lewis and Sips, I was worried about Pyrion. I'm just now realising that Pyrion is like my role model or something. He always talks sense when Lewis says something dumb, he's a fantastic writer and he is the only podcaster who manages to make me laugh out loud every time I listen to him. Lewis and Sips are pretty funny but Pyrion is like next level or something. Wish he didn't live on an airfield though.

[@3Helium3]

I have the same problem with food... it just feels like a chore, especially when I'm eating healthy or bulking to gain muscle.

[@111cvb111]

I had kidney stones, the pain for me wasn't passing them, but instead them getting stuck in my freaking Ureter to a point I couldn't even take a piss. Painful enough that I kept vomiting from the pain alone, had to get seismic surgery to break the stone up into smaller pieces so I could pass it. The best way I could describe the pain is something similar to Pneumonia and having abdominal pain in your sides, but make it about 10x worse and constantly hurting. With that I cut down on drinking soft drinks to maybe at most twice a week.

[@TKTGalahad]

gutted to loose Bodega! but "Sips' recipe time" reminded me of Hannah's "fish in a bag" recipe from yogpod!

[@funnydank8064]

the little chin thing on Sips is his mouth. Now you can't unsee it

[@ZendikarMage42750]

To be fair, I have actually had cravings for corn. But meat is the best kind of food and I will never ever give it up.

[@edwinlee2343]

Darth Xaarinth corn is an American thing. Europeans don't know whats up with corn.

[@ZendikarMage42750]

apparently not, lol. Their loss

[@cahanw]

Please make the ambulance bit into an animated video haha

[@Galenmereth]

Sips: Check out Joylent. I've been mainly living on this for 1.5 years (I will eat out occasionally and make food occasionally) and it's amazing, and I'm healthier than ever. Can warmly recommend this especially for us lazy eaters.

[@ieatiron]

Pyrion the grumpy old man

[@robertfazio7339]

Sips try the cocoa soylent, It is literally a meal in a bottle that tastes like chocolate milk. Basically your space paste.

[@TrollJohnSmith]

HAHAHA, love the final vegetarian segment sips more pls

[@peebsyt2870]

The 22 year old dorset girl would probably have great teeth, mainly because she wouldn't have a large amount of sugar in her diet apart from some apples and probably cider (more likely than beer considering her apple picking)

[@taj4137]

man i would like a cooking segment in the middle or something.

[@malachigroves5705]

I only listen to this for Bodega

[@droid88-b56]

Lewis, your laugh Oh, he just explained that it was Bronchitis. Hmm

[@Spumtum]

Does the editor manually move the triangles when they speak or is it triggered by sound?

[@mtbarnes1]

"I'd rather be homeless than work in an office"... As I drive back to my awful office job from my Lunch break.

[@Karlakarlen]

Krem brooded in his official grey office, his mothers favorite colour. His unhappiness originating in the fact that no one gave two flarvs about him or what he had to say unless he sent a dozen lasguns to back it up. It was always Tan or Bodega, Bodega or Tan. No matter what order, good or justice he brought to this humfunking galaxy no one seemed to appreciate it even the slightest. They only payed attention to Bodegas bloodsoaked exploits or Tans silly publicity stunts. Bodega and Tan had their fear and love, and he, for all his titles and accomplishments had nothing. In the eyes of the inhabitants of the galaxy he was but a lukewarm fart; not loud enough to bring laughter nor smelly enough to provoke disgust. It bothered him more than his phobia of crotch crabs. What could he do to get on par with those men? Majesta

[@Pemble_]

"I fuckin' hate Bodega" - Sips 2017

[@aripocki]

I might miss Bodega, but I will be perfectly fine with Sips narrating some vegetarian recipes.

[@SuperBanzaiBill]

4:30 I feel the same way sips, its why I envy my dog, I want people food, just nutrition, and be done with it.

[@JoshuaLindsay11]

Bathing was more common in the middle ages than most people are led to believe. Lots of misconceptions about that time period. Also, people lived longer than most people are led to believe

[@qodly16]

People I work with constantly bring up that I'm vegan, and consistently bring up these convoluted scenarios where I would revert to eating some animal products.

[@michaelfleming4298]

oh my days 🙏 I was so worried

[@AfroMonk]

my appendix actually burst before I made it to the hospital

[@slimmsquirrel]

Ahh man, but Bodega finished on a to be continued. However Sips replacement was just as good.

[@MetaPlay23]

I always skipped the Bodega segments anyway so I am fine with the change~

[@Sbreddragon]

"A blow-jobs always a blow-job" -Lewis Brindley 2017

[@8Lorelei8]

He better make it an audio book.