Trump Fills His Cabinet With Friends From The TV

[@amcmartin]

I'm filling my cabinet with hard liquor.

[@TXnine7nine]

Still a more capable cabinet than what’s being built in Washington.

[@Rebecca-dm5ul]

Way ahead of you.

[@syntaxerror9994]

Let's see... theres sec. Johny Walker, sec. Jim Bean, Military advisor Capt Morgan...

[@gregbors8364]

@@syntaxerror9994That’s a cabinet I would confirm!

[@OnaNow]

😂😂😂😂

[@eggmancorp]

Strap on your seatbelt, folks! The shit show is about to start!

[@JohnDoe-jh5yr]

Take care of yourselves. This is a marathon not a sprint.

[@saijinkai]

I have my popcorn and lazy chair ready. This is going to be f’ing entertaining.

[@437765513]

Lets go Trump! 🇺🇸

[@ZennExile]

the shit show started when Citizen's United and the Farm Bill were signed into law. The game isn't rigged blue or red, it's rigged rich and poor. You were never winning anything, you were never on the team. You weren't even selling hotdogs in the stands. You're not on the payroll. You are just on your couch at home wearing that unwashed pair of shorts, and screaming at the TV. Everything that happens is YOUR fault, because you let someone else do what needed to be done. All this media and corporate brand driven wokeness should have clued yall in. They were trying to force behavioral changes, just like those big investment firms paid them to. This is the result they wanted. And YOU provided it.

[@delta5297]

@@ZennExile Voting for Democrats means we can gradually reduce the shitshow. Voting for Republicans means massively increasing the shitshow.

[@dlo111]

If this was a sitcom, I would love it. In reality it's terrifying.

[@yaz1294]

Wish it was a sitcom, instead the USA is being gutted and torn down 😬 Our adversaries are delighted. 😔

[@DubElementMusic]

i am sitting in switzerland and i adore everything,watching the USA is literally like watching idiocrazy

[@macareuxmoine]

@@DubElementMusicuntil we Europeans have Putin at our door…

[@DubElementMusic]

@@macareuxmoine Russia is literally weak AF, They can't even hold a small territory at the own boarder and need troops from NK Why do you think they could invate europe, even the rubel course is going down since 2005......what is this logic? do you think putin has some kind of super powers? russia has no economic, just oil, and most people are poor AF in this country

[@macareuxmoine]

@ look at the land Russia is taking in UA. Russia might be economically a disaster. But that does not mean that it isn’t resourceful and cannot channel these resources into it’s colonial ambitions. Russia is the master of squeezing the last drop of blood out of it’s people and natural resources. And there are obviously willful allies to come to its help.

[@crocglox7797]

he put the Brawny Towels guy on disaster relief

[@gasparvillalba7435]

I'm assuming as the Ambassador to Puerto Rico, correct? 😂

[@CatherineDeVos-qm7ov]

😂😂 I really needed that. I keep bursting into tears.

[@MsTeryStalker]

And Mr Clean for FEMA

[@Boaz833]

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin

[@mariegeorge8865]

This fits more and more in this country.😒

[@eddiejoewalt7746]

yeah no care who george carlin is!

[@cyberGEK]

@@eddiejoewalt7746Your loss buddy! One of the best comedians in history that’s all….

[@ZennExile]

the rest of that line is "then look in the mirror, because more than half of what you see starring back is a moron too"

[@dianevanweelie5233]

​@@eddiejoewalt7746 Still at work propaganda troll? Shouldn't you be celebrating? Or are you on one of Pootin's disinformation "farms" and can't escape?

[@Wisconsin_Local_139_Crane_Guy]

We are so screwed….

[@DSAK55]

trump has broken the 5th Seal of the Apocalypse

[@IsaAnsharullah]

I am cheering for you 🎉

[@tao31416]

Think of it this way… If this was a movie, it would be an amazing comedy…

[@redstonecasey4713]

Someone switch him to the Sci-Fi channel. See if we can get Jean-Luc Picard for Secretary of the Navy!

[@KeePenne]

Picard is way too rational and normal. Not a fit. 😊

[@karenmbbaxter]

U R missing some comedy gold on some of the other chat channels.......someone said the breaking news in Trump has tapped Captain Crunch on the shoulder to be head of The U.S. Navy and Colonel Sanders to be in charge of The U.S. army.

[@weeklyweeks7545]

Captain Crunch already filled that vacancy.

[@dianevanweelie5233]

Correction: you must mean Secretary of Spaceforce. And felonDJT would obviously prefer Q.

[@Opus313]

Donnie is simply looking for the most loyal and ridiculously unqualified people to fill his posts... similar to the material that fills his pants...

[@user-tb5ns7hc5i]

Now imagine what happens with this team when there’s no adults in the room to temper critical emergency decisions with any degree of maturity, experience or intelligence.

[@rweckert]

Loyalty over quality is not a qualification for position of responsibility.

[@el7jake]

Cleary it is--in Trump's book.

[@ZennExile]

@@el7jake yea, but that's a coloring book...

[@RtimusCFrog]

He learned what happens the first time when there are people who tell him no and stand in his way. He doesn’t want to make that mistake again.

[@wayne-d8g]

kamala well said

[@rossnunez3512]

EVERYONE HE’S CHOOSING IS HIGHLY UNQUALIFIED TO SERVE IN THOSE POSITIONS! Corruption and apostasy leads to a nations downfall!

[@mindlessgonzo]

They're qualified. "Have you said nice things about me?" "Yes." "OK, you're hired."

[@meteozberk9776]

Glad u became middle east country like turkey syria iran etc enjoy as carlin said dumb americans

[@SpecialK6910]

They actually are qualified.

[@rossnunez3512]

@@SpecialK6910 one qualification only: Are you loyal to der fuhrer? Yes? You’re hired. Right wing journalist apart of a network that had to pay a fine for lying to people now involved in military strategy, and a Russian agent now has direct link to the Kremlin from the White House. It’s gonna get really bad and Trump supporters will claim 20 dollars a gallon is cheaper than when Biden was president.

[@abrakkehakka1357]

Well! At least not a horse… yet!

[@lillieschofield8861]

😅

[@meganswaine4135]

I think everyone should go over to Polymarket and bet against every clown he's appointed. Let's start a pool on how long each one will last before they piss Trump off and he throws them under the bus. It would at least pass the time.

[@AnnAnonyme]

In Canada (where I live), the Cabinet are all elected MPs (Members of Parliament - elected by the citizens of a city or area to represent them in the federal government). This includes the Minister of National Defense, for example. In the USA, why can anyone off the street be appointed by the president to a cabinet position?

[@abrakkehakka1357]

It’s a republican systen: The President is the head of state and the head of the executive branch and elected directly. Not appointed by the parliament as a PM being the head of the executive branch. And he may choose whomever he likes as secretaries and heads of different departments and agencies under the executive branch. Not sure about Canada, but actually in many nations the executive PMs may do the same, but by tradition usually MPs are chosen for secretaries/ministers (and confirmed by the parliament, just like the POTUS administration must be). Although the heads of bureaucratic agencies must in many nations often be chosen among non-politicians.

[@jameskuyper]

I believe the idea was that, as appointees of the person who won the majority of the electoral votes, and requiring the consent of the majority of the Senate, cabinet officers would be responsible to the entire country, with no competing responsibility to represent the interests of one particular part of the country. I don't think that's particularly a problem. The problem is that Trump supporters include a majority of not only the electoral college, but also of the popular vote, the Senate, and probably even the House. His cabinet accurately reflects the kind of government his supporters want us to have. Democrats have said, "this is not who we are", but I think we'll have to face the facts: this is who the US is. It's not who I am, or anyone I know personally, but almost all of my friends, acquaintances and immediate family are residents of one of the bluest states in the country.

[@elhorrendo7026]

Man, you guys have it even better (more democratically) than we do in Australia and our system is more similar to yours than to the US. Hell, we are still a constitutional monarchy (with no actual constitution of our own and no bill of rights) and the Monarchy can still sack our president, like they did to Gough Whitlam! Viva Canada! ✊🏻

[@selenawolf2466]

Because they demand thier FREEEDOM to be an IDIOT not be taken away. 😅

[@jameskuyper]

@selenawolf2466 Keep in mind that the freedom to do things that other people consider idiotic is fundamental. You don't have freedom if the fact that someone else disagrees with you is sufficient to prevent you from doing it. Similarly, you don't have true freedom of speech if you're prohibited from saying things other people find offensive - anyone who wants to restrict your freedom of speech will be able to say, with perfect honesty, that what he doesn't want you to say would offend him.

[@mvvpro8688]

From Celebrity Apprentice to Criminal Apprentice.

[@ReaLityBlue]

The pain is real.

[@devinq4605]

God his picks all seem like someone proposed them to him as jokes that he took completely seriously.

[@javaman7199]

He is not well in the head.

[@ArcaJ]

I'm glad someone is laughing.

[@gregbors8364]

Seriously, he’s trolling all of us

[@DissectGibberish]

And the person suggesting them was high on some combination of drugs.

[@lillieschofield8861]

Yeah, exactly

[@ygstuff4898]

From Canada, we don't like your next season USA.

[@DubElementMusic]

idiocrazy, you guys finally did it, congratulation xD

[@Robil63]

Straightjacket manufacturers should start quadrupling their output

[@InfiniteSoulRoots]

We call them "Hug-Yourself-Jackets" in my household! 😁

[@sherrierodelander7907]

They complain DEI prevented qualified people from taking positions. So nepotism is how it’s supposed to have qualified people fill positions?????

[@barbaraschuld8206]

A comedy of errors is upon us. 🥴💙

[@01swainco]

Unfortunately, the damage these clowns can do over 4 years will be the end of any normal American democratic government

[@barbaraschuld8206]

@01swainco We're finished. As is the rest of the world. RIP America. 😥💙🗽

[@dangal9366]

At least the first time he was president, there were some normal people like Kelly around him to steer him away from disaster. Now it's nothing but his maga fans.

[@davesloat9006]

His first round picks last time weren’t that bad overall. Gen Mattis as SECDEF was awesome! The only problem was TFG discovered that good people have backbones. Hence his choice of a crayon eating E-4 as his chief yes man…

[@victoriabaker4400]

I call it the "Nutz & Doltz Cabinet".

[@karlaallen2971]

These make as much sense as his actual choices. WE ARE DOOMED.

[@lillieschofield8861]

Ain't it the truth, be afraid, be very afraid.

[@eskay1891]

Haha, such a relief to every third world country, US joining their ranks.

[@DavidRavenMoon]

That’s not his cabinet. It’s a junk drawer.

[@AceBadguy72]

gaetz and trump go together like epstein and trump , chomos for life

[@zaroffhound]

They will be easy to blame, easy to fire, controllable. Muppets.

[@NewMessage]

Well, I fully expected Looney Tunes characters, so...

[@seansmith3058]

Th-th-that's all America!

[@jaycepero8069]

Matt Gaetz has as much business being the AG as I have being the starting QB for the NY Giants.

[@igorschmidlapp6987]

Is Dora the Explorer going to be in charge of immigration? And what about Bluey and Peppa Pig? ;-P

[@lindaj5492]

And his “Efficiency” pair will be weeding out experienced people who have been critical of T since 2016.

[@pcbacklash_3261]

Head of the Food and Drug Administration: The Hamburgler. Head of the Department of Education: Bart Simpson. Director of the FBI: Inspector Clouseau.

[@Akaneblaze1345]

and the list Gets worse as it goes on 😂

[@jungersrules]

This is a regular circus-came-to-town debacle. Get the smelling salt ready for Mitch and Lindsey!

[@autumbreeze1129]

America truly is a joke now.

[@DavidEFarner]

I wish I could laugh.

[@DougGrinbergs]

Hegseth: grenade-shaped soap-on-a-rope salesman 😉😆😕

[@Akaneblaze1345]

Bro needs soap, but i bet His hands wouldn't be the only place He'd need it.

[@EpisodeCJSII]

This will be the Bizorro Ringling Bros and Barnum & Bailey circus..

[@sophia_comicart]

1. If they even allow mid term elections, we can only hope the fascists get their asses kicked, even a little, due to millions of Americans falling for his bile and now realising the consequences. If that happens, democracy might stand a chance. 2. PLEASE Protect the trans people in your lives. We need you now more than ever. Reach out to us, even if it’s were just an acquaintance. We NEED to know where safe spaces and people are. Our lives depend on it.

[@dannmarceau]

Buckle up!

[@CRAVEN79]

As an Australian, if y’all don’t start WWIII and tank the world economy over the next 4 years, this is going to be so funny to watch. But yeah, those first two things are quite likely - so it’s a coin toss. I’m appointing my Beagle as my chauffeur- it’s gonna be very funny, good chance I’ll die though.

[@JS-yj7ow]

Got any room down under for us?

[@CRAVEN79]

@ yeah sure- plenty of room down here

[@CRAVEN79]

I’m sure our government will grant refugee status for people fleeing from a Dictatorship

[@CRAVEN79]

But my Beagle is picking you up from the airport - he’s cute, but dumb as toast

[@JS-yj7ow]

@@CRAVEN79 that’s alright, I’ll bring my critter too

[@copernicofelinis]

A flatearther to Foreign affairs?

[@papabear2515]

Maybe in those worldly travels, the foreign affairs appointee will fall of earth’s edge!

[@abrakkehakka1357]

No… that one is reserved for NASA!

[@Pidxr]

I feel sorry for any female or trans soldier who might have treated Hegseth as their equal in a theater of combat. He is clearly less than, a bigot, and not desrving.

[@danielmadar9938]

Secretary of energy - Mr. Burns. 😢

[@charlesploski9068]

I guess Kid Rock will be the new director of the ATF

[@tyr7416]

When a President can be an unqualified person with felony counts why worry about other positions? More the merrier!

[@jodyvollmer4125]

I’m sure he will find a cabinet position for Rudy Giuliani and Mike Lindell

[@c.a.t.732]

Actually, Trump will likely pick that "Knight Rider" guy to be secretary of transportation.

[@ferrumbellatorwarsmith3342]

This would a lot funnier of it wasn't so damn depressing.

[@Andrew_-nr7zt]

Damn it just keeps getting worse and worse

[@kenthorsen4558]

Brett Farve...in charge of welfare spending.

[@jamiewillis5690]

Buckle up these 4 years are going to be a circus shitshow

[@catalinacurio]

Heaven help America. 😢

[@01swainco]

Problem is Americans voted for this, have voted unqualified republicans for decades They want everything to crash They will get their wish

[@mostly_sunny]

like watching a train wreck that's about to happen

[@Shadowcub69]

We are so fucked up it is frightening!

[@kristinLB]

Seriously it’s like a sit com. But it’s our national security.

[@DJames-fn3cl]

You mean a 💩 com!!

[@lordofthestrings86]

Trump seems to think the “late great” Hannibal Lecter is dead though. 😅

[@karenmbbaxter]

With Trump's other crazy cabinet picks then people are laughing and think he will choose Hannibal Lectur to be Health Sec.

[@josephmatuszak3855]

I'd rather a dank carpet stained with stale bongwater in any of the positions Trump has proposed appointees.

[@syntaxerror9994]

Who's next...MTG for sec. of education? Oh, wait...

[@karenmbbaxter]

Trump will make up a fake Dep like he did with Elon and Vivek. .....MTG will be in charge of monitoring The Israel Space Laser program.

[@tyr7416]

Coming soon in 2025! "Apprentice Cabinet Position"

[@Robil63]

I'll put money money mo-ney on that

[@tyr7416]

​@@Robil63Greedy! Greedy! Greedy!

[@AllenSJ5]

Keep in mind, this is Trump 2.0. The sequels tend to be worse.

[@JS-yj7ow]

It’d be funny if it wasn’t so f**kin’ scary

[@elhorrendo7026]

"some people drink pepsi, Some people drink coke. The whacky morning DJ says democracy's a joke". Morning DJ found not to be so whacky after all

[@AllanNightingale]

The White House has a new name. Insert Nut.

[@alandemaio3043]

Vince McMahon is the next in line

[@kkp4297]

WANT A HIGH LEVEL GOVERNMENT POSITION????? NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED !!! we won't train you either.

[@misterfunnybones]

Nobody knows more about anything than trump.😂

[@johannesnicolaas]

Yes, it is time to put the sofa in front of the TV and put huge stocks of beer and chips next to it..... We aint seeing nothing yet!!

[@ILoveFountainPensCdn]

Secretary of Health: The Purple M&M!

[@mariegeorge8865]

😂😂😂

[@eddiejoewalt7746]

remember Fox news hated the Purple M&M because it non biarny!

[@karenmbbaxter]

The late great Dr, Hannibal Lectur?

[@cynthiamarie2107]

nikolai patrushev (putin aide): "To achieve success in the elections, Donald Trump relied on certain forces to which he has corresponding obligations." putin owns trump. Think about that.

[@alansmitheejr.]

Trump should've picked his favorite cartoon characters instead.They couldn't be any worse.

[@karenmbbaxter]

He did......Matt Gaetz......Beavis and Butthead.

[@timothymattson3680]

I present Steve Mnuchin. Seen in credits for Mad Max , Thunder Road when Trump picked him for Secretary of Treasury. Him and Jared are having a Money Fort competition. Jared also solved the Israel issue along with Covid. Kash Patel up next ,then Boris Epstyn. Poor Mtg and Nancy Mace .

[@cnzhk5925]

Is it wrong of me to hate Gaetz's arrogant smug face🤔 We all know why he got the job. He was Trump's mouthpiece at Fox News‼️

[@CoL_Drake]

Ah the guy who had not washed his hands in decades ... Not even after toilet...

[@ianleslie6971]

I wonder how much of his salary he has to kickback to the boss.?

[@HikerBiker]

Trump warned us what was coming and it's already on the way.

[@gregbors8364]

Say what you want about Shaggy DA, but he’s got a mean right hook 🥊 🐩

[@jeanwilson9925]

Shambles!

[@omerpockard7212]

And he agreed? There's no way he gets a better salary than being on TV and Trump is definitely going to fire him over something humiliating in the next 4 years.

[@Dustin-i8t]

Im so glad weed is legal where I live

[@InfiniteSoulRoots]

Literally anyone who pays big $, & boosts his ego!

[@mechbfp3219]

Republicans trying to figure out who to blame for this are going to be having a bad time.

[@yurielcundangan9090]

Trump the biggest clown will disappoint as president🎉🎉

[@maryroberts589]

He isn't assemling a cabinet, he's throwing crap in a junk drawer!

[@DrAndyShick]

0:42 April Scott would actually probably make a decent SOT

[@temporaladvisor3958]

What? Nothing for Tucker??

[@luciamiller1555]

We are F’CKED😢😢😢😢

[@27TacitusKilgore]

Ya shoulda waited... Pab nominated matt gaetz as Attorney General...😵

[@gregabbott8100]

Friends? 😂😂😉

[@JosePiña-e5n]

This is what 70 million voted for🤦🏻‍♂️

[@jebaited5867]

Erm the thing was a joke.

[@Akaneblaze1345]

imagine a dude who Hasn't washed his hands in 10 years Running for Secretary of defense 😂 the military voted Fpr a clown Who voted for this clown. you ask for a clown you get what you ordered.

[@smoothrocky1847]

I don’t want the frog legs but how long do you think they’ll take to cook now the pot is on the stove?

[@juco4682]

Television "star"? IDK about that.

[@Robil63]

Instead of The Whitehouse they should be under a circus tent

[@markgigiel2722]

This shit is no longer funny. Our enemies and probably even our allies are all worried and amazed.

[@destinychild4659]

Can he hire actors from Diplomat? 😉

[@petercolbeysgameshowmania7176]

“Secretary of the Treasury: All the Women Holding Briefcases in Deal or No Deal” Me: Except Meghan Markle. 🤭

[@Jean-qu1qw]

S💩💩T SHOW PART II...🤣🤣🤣

[@nancylazaron6983]

I’m sick!!

[@Artista_Frustrado]

and this is why yall need to stop preocupying & start being occupied, take it to the local politics to mitigate as much of the temper tantrums these idiots will throw at yall join local councils, homeless & animal shelters, youth support groups. Now is the time to actually support each other