Trump In India: Cricket, Vegetarian Food, Fun With Pronunciation

[@suyashawasthi1]

6:34. Do Americans believe that "Namaste" is some higher form of yoga chant? It is actually used as "Hello".

[@theasura337]

@@loading8502 wtf dude it's just hello

[@holyswordofex-yungmen50yea3]

You fool its not hello Namaste is more like greetings

[@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse]

@@qamarkhan6947 only after shooting at the local school.

[@Justasmile1000]

@@theasura337 i think he's being sarcastic

[@Justasmile1000]

@@loading8502 dude tell me you're joking

[@RiteshAcharya]

I love how none of the talk show hosts dare to pronounce Swami Vivekananda themselves.

[@adityap8387]

Thats what i was thinking. But Trevor could. He spoke Hindi fluently

[@allahfence9082]

@@adityap8387 He practiced from his script lol.

[@adios04]

@@adityap8387 nice name

[@ARS1508]

Isn’t that more respectful? Refrain from butchering a name than to pronounce it incorrectly ?

[@meghanwilliams7507]

It’s not that difficult , maybe they just didn’t feel like pronouncing an Indian name cause the centre of the Satire was Trump .

[@StephanSingh2495]

Of course Trump is famous in India, he's our meme material.

[@ashmitsinha4720]

Lol i know right.

[@tamojitbasu8634]

🤣🤣

[@rohtashomprakash7087]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@pujitarao600]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

[@vikas_vpm]

Lauda, Trump is famous in India because Indian youth has become toxically conservative.

[@Atman81]

He also uttered “ImmaBad” for Ahemadabad.

[@suman5525]

Abbabaad

[@bharathvasi1249]

Gujjus say Amdavad anyway.

[@SID-tr9gj]

@@bharathvasi1249 kid its not gujjus...it's gujarati... You first correctly pronounce then teach others...

[@siddhantsharma6031]

@@SID-tr9gj gujjus is short and sweet form for describing an individual who belongs from gujrat....even i am rajasthani and i know that😂

[@GoToMan]

@@SID-tr9gj You should say its, you have use "it's" here. Your punctuation is horrible, ignorant kid. Go study.

[@aaronpeart]

I'm a huge Leafs fan... and while it sucks to lose, I'm so happy for Dave Ayres. Just a genuine guy who got to live out a dream.

[@michaeloconnor5904]

I think it was Steve Dangle who pointed out that this is what it feels like to be on the opposing team to Air Bud.

[@julialostetter8855]

An ordinary dude who became a legend overnight

[@CreepyCanuckJ]

Have you seen the joke picture going around? It's a list of NHL teams that have lost to zamboni drivers,, and the Leafs are the only one on it, it's great. I'm also a Leafs fan, but c'mon, you know your team is garbage when you can't score on a 42 year old maintenance worker.

[@Guitarisforgrins]

As a Leafs fan you must be super used to losing

[@RP_Williams]

@@Guitarisforgrins lol Shots fired!

[@SandraNelson063]

David Ayres is a joy to see. He is an emergency goalie for the Marlies and the Leafs and practices with them. He is also a kids hockey coach. He is also a kidney transplant recipient.

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

@Deborah Hennessey shhhhh, don't expose social programs as good... you'll get called a commie!! #canadaiswaybestest

[@igorschmidlapp6987]

Is he interested in being an "Emergency President"? ;-P

[@stevencooke6451]

I live in Toronto and there was no way I could cheer against him on Saturday. It's a fantastic story, and with the Hurricanes donating proceeds of the sales of his hockey shirt to kidney research the story keeps getting better.

[@bayaburgers386]

thank u for sharing this!! I'm Canadian too! THATS A TRUE CANADIAN!!

[@meatwad74]

ya most stories left out the zamboni driver part and concentrated on him being the practice goalie. the part that Colbert completely left out

[@MagusFyre]

Its refreshing to see how diverse the crowd is behind Bernie.

[@Ariels888]

That's what I noticed too. They roar for Bernie, but they literally sprint to get away from trumpty dumpty!!!! 🥚

[@sallybowles2781]

Any remotely sane person will sprint away from the Dumpster

[@sharongamble9854]

So what is a diverse crowd supposed to prove? Is he the only presidential candidate that has a diverse crowd surrounding him. Take a look at all the candidates and see what races are standing with them. Diversity doesn't always mean "this candidate is the best".

[@DealsfromDanielle]

Almost how America is suppose to be diverse and a melting pot of races and religions. THIS IS AMERICA the young, mutli cultured, not closed minded, and in debt struggling for healthcare..... we are America. Not the rich corporate bigots that are presented with stages and platforms to spew their hate. Please vote.

[@philipclayberg4928]

dan winright: Watch "Birth of a Nation". You'd probably cheer the KKK on.

[@TanayaAmar]

Well honestly, Namaste has no direct correlation to yoga. It's something we say as a greeting and it translates to "The God in me bows to the God in you" or simply "I bow to you".

[@sieekakhan6761]

There is something about greeting Namaste that is so soothing, maybe that is why a lot of people connect it to yoga. But that is nice to know

[@TanayaAmar]

First Red I said there's no "direct" correlation. They all stem from the same source though - the Vedas.

[@nothing.lasts.forever]

Yes it has,

[@Currs869]

Namaste is no where related to Yoga..its Just a part of a pose in Yoga practice. The word Namaste Mean's that I respect the God or the Spirit soul within You.

[@jsr1827]

Namaste is deeply related with yoga. I've PhD in yoga psychology.

[@maryrogers3343]

India had twice as many people in that stadium, as the total Americans who attended his inauguration. 😂

[@pushkarsingh2536]

@Mityme Istemporary it's not true, majority of people of India love our prime minister modi, because of many government schemes like free homes for poor, free hospital treatment for poor people, he increased reservation in government jobs for differently able people, schemes for increasing farmers income, free cooking gas cylinders to poor people...... And he sleeps only 3 hours day and works 18 hours a day and countless things you'll be surprised after knowing that

[@pushkarsingh2536]

@Mityme Istemporary he belongs to very poor family, his father sell tea in railway station and he helps his father in work, his mother was housemaid

[@pushkarsingh2536]

@Mityme Istemporary I said majority of indian and how dare you to compare the leader of world's largest democracy to kim

[@pushkarsingh2536]

@Mityme Istemporary he is second most followed leader on twitter, who are those people??? Americans!!

[@parimal7528]

@Mityme Istemporary And who are you? Advocate of Islamic terrorist or paid troll of Chinese PLA?

[@teedee8536]

Meanwhile in India: Trump is still wandering the halls of the Taj Mahal desperately searching for the slot machines

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

And to understand why such a gesture would be made for a beloved woman, as to built a beautiful monument. All he does for his women is force them to have renos on their faces and bodies.

[@drekaahhundred5045]

🤣

[@5dkauhanespiritualarts775]

Tee Dee lmao

[@christhompson9486]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marcuserektus]

He had to pose with Melanie just like Bezos did with his gf a month ago. 'Cept Bezos could actually purchase the real Taj.

[@prathmeshbelekar7745]

No one: Literally no one: Trump and Billie Ellish: Ahemdabad Guy!

[@Max-qp9py]

Underrated comment!!

[@megaknight6173]

Oh yeah

[@doyouknowbts2787]

Duh😂

[@juanvelez8564]

7:30 --- Spelled "Ahmedabad," pronounced "Ahmabad," 'cause he *is* bad. He's a baaad man. 8:14 --- Spelled "Gujarat," pronounced "Gujah" 8:20 --- Spelled "Sachin Tendulkar," pronounced "Soo chin tin-doe-kur" 8:25 --- Spelled "Vivekananda," pronounced "Vee-vay Kah-moon-noon" And for Stephen, 9:00 --- the Taj Mahal is not Hindu, it is a Muslim mausoleum.

[@Trade1001]

That's how accurate these channels are

[@blazingcentaur6498]

Swami viveka nintendo

[@sharmajikabetaofficial6482]

Swami Vive *come on NUN*

[@geetapandita751]

For Ur info check it was a Hindu temple of lord Shiva which was destroyed and turned into this * "Taj Mahal"* Check the truth on google

[@murtazahamid6141]

This guy is seriously super lame , it was hardly funny and highly hypocritical since he himself pronounced namaste wrong, check out trevor noah cover this same news

[@CT-um7zq]

Honestly, Trevor , Seth and Stephen need to stop taking time off together. _It should be illegal!!!_

[@Keallei]

C T signed

[@ConstantChaos1]

Honestly I forgot that trevor existed, after his blatant pandering to the right I stopped following him but seriously I wish a the comedians would alternate breaks

[@Vagajammer]

They definitely need to stagger their time off, especially with Donald "Breaking News" Drumpf in charge. Too much happens in a 24 hour period for all three of them to be simultaneously taking time off

[@kimclarke9745]

I just said that too. Lol 😂

[@dianabb2141]

Agreed. We need to be weaned off them like drug addicts

[@scottgray493]

The Zamboni driver, Mr. Ayers, is a better story than anything to do with our maggot in chief.

[@hollyr.1139]

You know, he might make a good write-in candidate!

[@JeffisWinning]

If only that orange Agolf Twitler in the white house had as much brains as he does wrinkles...

[@Sarah_Gravydog316]

LOLLL

[@davidharris5855]

Even as a leaf fan his story is amazing. Gotta love a little guy makes it big story.

[@pennyhollifield9431]

@@JeffisWinning Yes, but not just wrinkles - that old man has the hugest eye bags! He needs bags just to carry those bags. No amount of fake suntan bronzer/foundation can hide those things!!! Ewww!

[@vikrantkichingia8428]

After watching a lot of stuff from USA media I believe the situation in both our countries is not so different after all

[@ladym.7594]

That's quite alarming now that you've said it. 😟😳

[@vikrantkichingia8428]

Smart ?? and rss guy patriotic?? r u kidding me???

[@shreysarveshsrivastava8772]

@ADVITYA SHARMA dividing the country is super smart right

[@clipzz6006]

I was thinking the same thing lmao 😂

[@clipzz6006]

@ADVITYA SHARMA smart? Lol. Joke of the century. BJP wins elections on the grounds of religion. You should know that by now smh.

[@superfreakmusic7681]

I bet his speech writers had a great time finding long names he'd struggle with!

[@notleftvsrightnationalismv4666]

Nice girl, come to India I end your white privilege

[@siddharthkumar8152]

But Trump try speak Hindi language effort not vain 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

[@abhaydubey3896]

Who are you looking very sexy

[@justahumanbeing5640]

At least he tried.. Indians don't have any problems with trump

[@GRMREAP3R97]

Hahahahaha YEAH

[@tumsfestival8027]

Ugh the misrepresentation of Bernie’s interview is annoying. It’s true you can analyze any organization in history and find good things without endorsing the whole thing. It’s called nuance

[@ameliadelcastillo5424]

Cameron- Take a look!! m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/gWPHZHeDeJukr8k Sanders does endorse the whole thing!! He defended the confiscation of farms in Nicaragua!! And supported the SANDENITAS ... Listen to the words coming out of his MOUTH! Sanders is a communist !! “Health care in Nicaragua is now free. It's terrible. It's primitive. But it's now free." 15:44

[@Stayner]

As A Nicaraguan myself I am happy the Sandinistas won!!!

[@subashchandra9557]

@@ameliadelcastillo5424 i think you need to go back to basics and learn the differences between communism and democratic socialism.

[@deborahfreedman333]

@@subashchandra9557 Since all the ideals Sanders has ever espoused, and the tyrants he has admired, have been Marxist, what does that really make him? He says he wants to be like Sweden, yet his plans are straight out of the USSR. eg. Sweden allows private medical insurance. Sweden has a top income tax rate of 55%.

[@kbanghart]

@@deborahfreedman333 is life awful in Sweden? Also, what are the other tax rates?

[@Zinfidel1]

Bernie talks about one of the actual good things Castro did (which Obama did) and the media is like "see! Bernie is a horrible person!" Meanwhile, Trump is like "Rocket Man Kim is my friend, Erdogan is a good guy, and Putin wouldn't harm a fly!"

[@ChicBombshell24]

Exactly.

[@violator7964]

Yeah, but as a Bernie supporter, even I would advise him that it isn’t going to do him any good to mention Fidel Castro in his interviews.

[@ValerieJNorse]

@@violator7964 -- Exactly! That was Colbert's point, which none of these Sanders cultists seems to understand.

[@thehumanity0]

​@@violator7964 If you watched the interview, Anderson Cooper brought it up & then CNN did an attack piece on him after. Pay attention, Bernie mostly just responds & defends himself from the biased media. Also, what he said was no different than what Obama said about Castro, they just irrationally hate Sanders.

[@tytania3545]

EXACTLY!

[@aljoschalong625]

Criticizing Sanders, because he thinks it's important to fight illiteracy, is quite lame.

[@CanItAlready]

Aljoscha Long Who's criticizing him over that?

[@johnc1666]

@@CanItAlready she didn't get the point about Fidel Castro, it's like saying Ted Bundy wasnt si bad , he played guitar well 😅

[@thatonewhiteguy991]

The show is produced by CBS, which is owned by Viacom, which is controlled by ... wait for it ... billionaires.

[@thatonewhiteguy991]

@@CanItAlready Stephen Colbert is, on a CBS show. CBS is owned by Viacom, the board of directors and CEO of Viacom stand to lose a lot of money under Sanders plan to tax wealth over $10 million. Follow the money.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Especially when we have a president who clearly can't read.

[@arminphulkar]

I bet even Stephen himself cannot pronounce "Swami Vivekananda"

[@Ghostboy556]

@k1w1 😂

[@gopalakrishnancv1693]

@k1w1 madlad profile

[@murtazahamid6141]

Stephen pronounced namaste wrong for a start, but i feel trump should have learnt the pronunciations , he wasn't speaking an entire sentence but just little words here and there

[@flaminmongrel6955]

@k1w1 says a person who most likely puts on a fake Indian accent thinking that's how ts and ds are in Hindi but to surprise you we use Russian like T and D as in tarkov and Dimitry.

[@lordlabukdas]

@k1w1 You are right on all parts except that Trump is not just a Lazy Dickhead. The Orange Guy just couldn't care to read out the names of people he never knew cause his knowledge on anything other than business and his 'hot daughter that I would do' as he stated is useless. Melanie Trump knew this. That's why she's being guarded 24X7 so that she doesn't escape. The poor woman

[@couragekarnga8735]

When he's here, he's a national embarrassment. When he's abroad, he's even more of one.

[@suzannebennett8987]

When he's abroad, he's an international embarrassment.

[@jerkfudgewater147]

The world is laughing at American

[@1starfist]

@@jerkfudgewater147 Seriously. Bernie make America Great Again 💪

[@mikotomisaka8714]

@@1starfist please, even if bernie is a good candidate can we agree that America was already good before Trump got here? Trump's motto should be 'let's give dumb people more power.'

[@liquidmarine]

I'm more surprised that people really don't go to multiple sources. Right says hes amazing, left says he's shit, unbiased is literally just happy the prime minister and president are getting along and peaceful.

[@Fifthelement203]

Everyone go watch that Bernie interview with Anderson. He’s the best candidate we have ever had and the man we right now. I know the cheap jokes get a couple laughs but he’s special.

[@mm12345777]

Agreed!! 🙌🏻

[@alecneilly3119]

You mean that same interview where he admitted he had no plan to pay for all his plans and didn't even know how much it would all cost? The same one where he also defended Fidel Castro and the Cuban Revolution? Yeah, great...

[@KuroInu1213]

@@alecneilly3119 exactly he's supporting a murderer and a dictator how is that right? Its like trump supporting putin.

[@redcapphony]

@@alecneilly3119 If you think Bernie defended Fidel Castro, you have poor comprehensive abilities.

[@alecneilly3119]

@@redcapphony "I was very excited and impressed by the Cuban Revolution, and there was Kennedy and Nixon talking about which particular method they should use about destroying the revolution" -Bernie Sanders, 1986 Now in 2020, you're right that he's certainly not defending Castro, but he doesn't condemn him and he doesn't say anything bad about him. Instead, he tries to paint him as a guy who might have had some faults, but ya know, who doesn't?

[@errgag3580]

Steven, you ought to stop taking those week-long breaks. Dude, we need our nightly trills.

[@ValerieJNorse]

At least until January. When there's a new president and so many people aren't relying on the laughs to fend off depression!

[@jamesgoines7663]

Damn right!

[@lilaclizard4504]

@@ValerieJNorse that's anticipating a handover actually happens, January may be when he's most needed as the attempts to remove him from the whitehouse really heat up You know it's not going to be safe to hold elections while coronavirus is requiring lockdowns & quarantines right? Not in trump's America anyway

[@aniruddhamondal9185]

That Lunatic's pronounciation is devastating And ohh one more thing he is a great meme subject in India 😂😂

[@andrewryan2814]

They didn't even mention the best part of the hockey story. He beat his favorite team while wearing favorite team's shirt under all his gear!

[@riasomers642]

If that's true he was able to be more unbiased than the Senate repubes "jurors." He got the job done.

[@elee9056]

that just changed the list of top ten anime betrayals.

[@markbisson6166]

@R TTT thats ridiculous. they probably won't make the playoffs

[@peacefulposter]

@R TTT Tonight's game should decide it, boys.

[@DBee-ee7tz]

Greatest moment!

[@luxdarls6587]

Being an Indian .. I hated Yesterday coz of Trump’s visit !! You have no idea about the commotion caused.. It was Hell !!

[@thearabianmage]

Get used to it, trump has some serious business interests in the subcontinent.

[@fallenspaceship6852]

Wait until the Coronavirus outbreak starts

[@luxdarls6587]

Joe Mofo JUST SO THAT THE WORLD KNOWS .. Indians actually don’t like Trump !! It’s the party supporters of BJP who trended #NamasteTrump !! In the most admired list of India 2019 Barack Obama made it to 5 ... Just letting u guys know ... coz it’s portrayed like India loves Trump 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[@luxdarls6587]

Kristie C so true 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@jenniferbailey5914]

Welcome to a day in the life of an American!

[@kjamison5951]

trump “I’d like a steak.” Waiter “Certainly, and what about the vegetables?” trump “They’re fine, they’re back home, running my company.”

[@enriqueordaz5561]

XD

[@ValerieJNorse]

MatchstalkMan -- Now that's just rude. Hilarious, but rude!

[@davidharper3840]

The British satirical comedy series "Spitting Image" did that joke almost forty years ago, but with Margaret Thatcher and her Cabinet. Good to see it making a comeback.

[@Thaistickthai]

Well I mean Trump runs a wildly successful steak company doesnt he? That and a great university!

[@pennyhollifield9431]

@@ValerieJNorse Not rude if it's true.

[@vivinsinghrana6485]

They made all the Indians click on this by putting "cricket" in the title😂

[@tarmonster1333]

That's why I clicked 🤣

[@Mantreaus]

Dude! You showed a tenth of a second the clip of the clip that he said and when he said it decades ago. He stands by it today. How many other Politicians or even common citizen's would tell the truth in exactly the same position? I am not mad at you, But this is not a time in history to be anything but Truthful. As Bernie said in that same Interview, "Truth is Truth"

[@barrywalls7175]

​@Jokers Wild do you hear him say; 'I am pro communism' or 'I am a communist'? Because if not then stop spreading bs. He is for taking anything good from any system to make things work.

[@barrywalls7175]

@Jokers Wild He doesn't think communist ideals are satanic like many do but unless he said 'I am a communist' then he isn't. He says he's a social democrat. Oh and don't be a gobshite with your 'berntard' names, ridiculous and Trumpian

[@barrywalls7175]

@Jokers Wild The King of England is a singular verifiable position. Being aligned to a particular socio-economic ideology, is not. I'm doing fine with life thank you, partly due to the fact of healthcare for all and minimal college costs. I'm doing a lot better than 10s of millions of Americans and their country is far richer than mine.

[@JessiBe]

To be fair "Just do it. Just don't overdo it." Makes perfect sense.

[@pdute1]

....."Now he knows what it's like to work in one of Ivanka's factories"..... ROFL! Pure Gold!

[@grannysweet]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏😎👍🐶👏👏👏👏👏

[@riskyhomie]

I am from India 🇮🇳. His pronunciation of swami Vivekananda was totally insane and he is currently trending meme material in india 😂

[@flapkatt6094]

For the first time ever, I think Stephen was disrespectful. His riff on Bernie "conducting" with the orgy, etc., was actually beneath him. I think his writers are having a bit of adjustment shock. It was not a good moment, and I like him a lot.

[@ValerieJNorse]

You must go into shock when Saturday Night Live does bits about Elizabeth Warren having an extremely healthy sex drive. Or is Bernie Sanders the only one who must never ever ever be made fun of?

[@lauravenables100]

Actually, I completely agree. Felt like it was someone else. Weird. And uncomfortable. And most of all unfunny.

[@winesap2]

laura venables yes I think there are times he does really funny Bernie bits. That was not one.

[@PerovNigma]

I recommend everyone pay attention to _Last Week Tonight._ I personally forgot about it, since its KZbin channel doesn’t upload often. Its seventh season has already had two episodes, and the second focuses on India. Remember to keep watching!

[@randyjax09]

The first one was about Medicare-for-All. Another must-see!

[@damiantaylor9844]

yeah he did a M4A two weeks ago, it was great. Stark contrast to colbert's tone towards Bernie

[@projectgraham414]

John Oliver is the fucking man

[@Max_Doubt]

Jo, I caught John's India show. Hindu/Muslim friction is probably as old as Islam. But they've got nukes. It's a powder keg that climate change isn't helping. Such racism must be quashed. They must find a way to get along.

[@Zzyzzyzzs]

@Windemes * Nothing ever seems well-researched enough when it comes to India. To properly sum up all the nuances of culture, history and personalities that got us this far you'd need a 30-episode series of hour-long episodes like the BBC or Channel 4 UK do, and even then you're likely to be accused for missing something. All things said Oliver got the gist right.

[@MonoahMono]

Low key attacking Bernie, cmon Colbert you’re reaching.

[@CobaltContrast]

Go Blue! Feel the Burn!

[@kbanghart]

What, you're upset that someone made a joke about bernie? come on now, it's election season, get used to it.

[@apokos8871]

@@kbanghart some of his jokes about Bernie tend to be cheap. just look at the other video from today that said Bernie want to make the US like Venezuela...

[@anonren]

Well he is a millionaire

[@QuantumBraced]

Stephen neglected to mention that the goalie actually stopped 8 out of 10 shots on target, so he actually contributed significantly to the win.

[@cherray50]

I just want Colbert to be doing a Bernie accent for at least another four years

[@brianglendenning1632]

cherray50 but we would miss the Eric impression

[@koek1122]

@@brianglendenning1632 hahahaha "but dad.. I thought affection was only for the weak" hahahahaha

[@AnnieWarbux]

Idk...the way Colbert is working it is as if he does NOT want Trump to lose to Bernie!?! wtf??

[@ValerieJNorse]

@@AnnieWarbux -- What are you talking about?

[@Kat_ZeroTheOne]

Annie Warbux yes I get a strong feeling he disapproves of Bernie. It’s always in a mocking tone and hardly ever with a sense of support. Unlike Seth who’s clearly leaned in on the public support of Bernie

[@hippolimbicoVIII]

The zamboni dude had an honest, humble face.

[@223Drone]

The best way to stop Trump from buying the Taj Mahal is telling him that a Muslim ordered its construction after his wife died giving birth to his 14th child.

[@dabblerdeluxe775]

no you just tell him that this one doesn't have Slot machines

[@nashville1510able]

DeadlyMargiKarp223 he would blow it up if he thought that

[@maximus7727]

A better way would be telling him Indians worship the cow, so no more beef burgers

[@jeffstone2136]

Taj Mahal must be Hindi for "Not tonight dear, we already have 14 kids"

[@lilaclizard4504]

That's not going to work you know! Giving him 14 Ivanka like children & then the wife dies so he can move onto the next (younger one, or even one of his daughters) is his dream family life

[@kaverimurugesan6476]

as an Indian 8:18 * lol* i couldn't stop laughing

[@sammyphen1046]

Kaveri Murugesan as an Aussie I couldn’t either, was he going for Sachin Tendulkar?

[@dhritimanmajumder2924]

@@sammyphen1046 Yes

[@ellieb.1231]

Smileyrie James Indian names don't tend to be all that phonetically difficult… I grew up in a place called Worchester for crying out loud. And it's pronounced "WOOSH-ter" for *absolutely* no reason. I'm not sure English speakers have any business telling others their names are weird. …except the Welsh. That gets absurd.

[@mahanubhavs9980]

Meanwhile... Indians are compulsorily learning 3 languages (minimum)

[@jithujoseph3276]

trump made enitre cricket fans his enemy

[@hamid10153]

I used to pick Stephen over the other late night hosts, but when it comes to Sanders, he is like MSNBC!! The longer you are involved in politics the harder to stay fair!

[@g.strauss1813]

7.34: He says something like 'Ababed'. The name of the place, FFS, is Ahmedabad.

[@anjanaouseph4605]

Exaclty

[@fpxpGetReal]

Anjana Ouseph yep! He was introduced as do Lund trump ,sums it up very nicely .do Lund trump translated do =two Lund =dick

[@TheHua89]

Stephen, you are breaking my heart with the way you are treating Bernie Sanders. Seth Meyers did a wonderful piece this evening showing the MSM bias towards him

[@Grobohalic]

Sun salutation-“Hi, Eric, hi,” did not get the laugh it deserved 😂

[@JimUSCM]

I'm from the uk and I love Bernie, if you guys clone him and can we have the copy lol

[@Go4Noctis]

Gotta get consent from Bernie then maybe.

[@thehumanity0]

You guys have Jeremy Corbyn whose an amazing politician with a solid record. Your media has destroyed his reputation though using antisemitism arguments & for some reason fetishized Brexit so much you elected British Donald Trump over a pro-working class fighter. Thankfully Bernie has beaten our media here though & his favorability rating is through the roof compared to Corbyn.

[@CyberController-]

@@thehumanity0 Unfortunately, the idiots of this country would rather have a deformed dish rag over an actual human beings.

[@kaoko111]

My god, that Bernie impersonation was awesome. I'm all in to the full country to feel the Bern.

[@Atakir1984]

Sweet Jesus how I've missed this man!!!!

[@PrinceCharmingsMom2930]

Damir Mohamed go away troll

[@Tatya-Vinchu22]

Ninja Technique to get views.. add India in Title..

[@rohitcr2k]

1. Colbert gets rons ov views anyway. 2. About Indian visit... so... naturally...

[@deathnote4171]

Na His other videos have much more views then this

[@yeyyeyyey5104]

nope...not really

[@swagotbharadwaz1645]

Yup and too.. The person must be foreigner

[@clutchyfinger]

CBS really got to the writing staff huh? Just look at Seth Meyers tone towards Bernie vs this show. More contrast than Trumps makeup line.

[@Code1127]

Clutchyfinger tis gross, agreed

[@damiantaylor9844]

Amen. Thank you

[@darksidegarage910]

I literally came from watching seth to steven n I was laughing my ass off watching his bit about msnbc. It sucks because I really like Steven. He needs to be more in touch with real people. feel like he has way to many moderate friends!

[@atemporal9081]

snowflake Berniebros as humorless as always. Just another similarity with Trump supporters

[@AnonEyeMouse]

@@atemporal9081 OK Boomer.

[@Esrom_music]

Bad Bernie, you stop with all that rational thought.

[@thatonewhiteguy991]

Now now Bernie, you're scaring the people who live comfortably off our surplus labor value without working themselves, can't have that...

[@miranx5735]

It’s weird watching Stephan mock Bernie 😕 I like it better when he mocks trump 👍🏼

[@Code1127]

Yeah is so screwed up watching cnn and msnbc constantly trying to pull a political hit job on Bernie. He wants to tax the shit out of the wealthy/corporations and now the media’s bias is really showing, and Colbert has the right to make fun of him, but the media needs to stop being fucking Warren and Biden shills and actually treat Bernie with a little respect.

[@Code1127]

He wants to tax the shit out of the wealthy/corporations and now the media’s bias is really showing, and Colbert has the right to make fun of him, but the media needs to stop being fucking Warren and Biden shills and actually treat Bernie with a little respect.

[@davidbarko7004]

Don’t sweat it. It’s good to laugh at ourselves every once in a while. Bernie’s got his own gaffes and tons of things that comedians can riff on, it comes with the territory. As long as people aren’t seriously misrepresenting his policies there’s nothing to worry about. Keep up the positive energy!

[@damiantaylor9844]

@@davidbarko7004 nah man, it's different. He's supporting that same false narrative and legit trying to make our boy look bad.

[@davidtrottier7066]

Bernie is essentially the Democratic version of Trump, so it's pretty easy to make fun of him.

[@Rohitweasley]

Meaning of Namaste : When you press both hands together, you are bringing the masculine (Pingala) and faminine (Ida) dimensions of you together and bringing a sense of unity within yourself. When you project that towards a person or thing, you are saying that we are both same energy/god/divine, our individual existence is an illusion (Maya). As majority of Indians have a colonized mind thanks to British derived education system and the only thing Indian about them is their name, I can understand why they think it has no greater meaning than "Hi/Hello".

[@Rohitweasley]

@luke wilson I just elaborated the one-liner you mentioned

[@billyakin3301]

I was at the Bernie Sanders Rally in Las Vegas. It was awesome!!

[@kenyafarragut6891]

I live in Vegas & y’all are like a cult

[@billyakin3301]

@@kenyafarragut6891 Yeah, a Cult of all different religions, ages, and races!? We are a Peaceful Political Revolution. THUMP has a Cult of Personality. BIG DIFFERENCE!!

[@kenyafarragut6891]

Billy Akin cult of complete nonsense. The Jim Jones cult had different races & ages too, look it up

[@billyakin3301]

@@kenyafarragut6891 Yeah but, Jim Jones was of one Religious Mind. Thump + Evangelicals + Fox Spews + Republicans = Cult. "CULT OF PERSONALITY" Look that up...

[@kenyafarragut6891]

Billy Akin I know what a cult of personality is & im not disputing What you’ve said about Trump & his ilk...y’all still a cult tho

[@christiangeiselmann]

"Moderates"? What in the US is called "moderates" would be center-right in other countries. What Bernie Sanders stands for would in other countries be called moderate with a slight leftish (social democratic and green) touch. Which is a moderate position. "Left" would be quite a different thing.

[@rejoyce318]

Not disagreeing with your assessment; however, there are moderates, and they deserve to have their concerns addressed. Remember 2016: moderates who might have voted for Hillary felt ignored, and we're suffering the consequences.

[@christiangeiselmann]

rejoyce Question for understanding your argument: How did moderates who were inclined to vote for H. Clinton feel ignored? She run for president, after all.

[@chloekey8043]

Our country is so totally messed up we need drastic change. I’m for Warren, but Bernie’s ok

[@rhorizon]

@@rejoyce318 I'd like to ask what moderates stand for? What exactly are they fighting for?

[@a_diamond]

Yep, true.

[@shareika]

"even some moderates" Sanders actually got more moderates than Buttigieg. I really expected better from Stephen. At least Seth Meyers pointed out the incredible gymnastics news media are performing, not to acknowledge this landslide win.

[@massivepassive]

I've stopped expecting much from him. He's a sellout that will spin anything for some stupid slapstick jokes.

[@carltontaylor6500]

“Some more news” on KZbin did a good piece on Bernie and the way he is being portrayed

[@carltontaylor6500]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZ6leaqgpK55hK8

[@Hannah_Em]

I mean, they lead with Bernie winning in a positive tone, what more do you want? They're a comedy show, not a party political broadcast. Don't get me wrong, as an outside observer of US politics I'm 100% in favour of a Sanders presidency, but it's not the Late Show's job to puff up any one particular political campaign. They described what happened, *more honestly than most of your corporate news media, I might add*, made some jokes, and moved on; that's what this show is for

[@azrab-a4275]

Hannah M I really like this show but you simply can’t ignore the mean tone toward Bernie in the last few episodes he was mentioned.

[@estebanhombredeguerra6503]

"That's what Xi said".... I would watch that show! Amazing pun!

[@NiZhiQiang]

I'm a Chinese-born, and that line deada$$ crack me up, no cap. XDDDDD

[@surewinner]

We all know how it feel when we all cheer a toddler when he/she's trying to talk. That's how those in the stadium is feeling. Back in the state, we're not so proud of our toddler.

[@Ryanlexz]

Trump has more supporter in India then any democrats/Marxist leader has. Take a look at how crowded the place is. HAHAHAHAJAHAJAJ😂😂😂😂😂

[@lesliepropheter5040]

India is a country where there are Poor and then there are Rich. You can't intermix those types of people without bloodshed. Is Trump rich or poor ?

[@ed4all33]

Ryan lex let me enlighten you . They were paid for their attendance. Just like our corrupt politicians in india do at every election time , they go around distributing cash, household goods , bags of rice etc , to poor illiterate people to lure them to come vote as instructed, they also pay them to attend rallies. Sad but true. We indians dont really get impressed by these huge numbers turning up , as we know the truth .

[@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife]

@@Ryanlexz technically, they are Modi's supporter and just making their 'papa'(modi) is happy by cheering the guest.

[@lesliepropheter5040]

@@ed4all33 Indians being highly intelligent for sure, LOVE the food and all of the different cultures of your country. Except for the few I can not support when it comes to women.

[@gl1500ctv]

John F. Kennedy: "Ich bin ein Berliner!" Trump: "(Hold my beer.) It's a profound honor to be the beautiful stadium!"

[@pleappleappleap]

I was looking for this *exact comment* .

[@atulkishan3752]

Bruh trump ain't no orator

[@pleappleappleap]

@@atulkishan3752 He's *supposed* to be, but indeed isn't.

[@fuantaji]

I want a t-shirt with "Just don't overdo it" now.

[@nonyabizness.original]

an epic boomer logo.

[@clickrick]

Bernie's revolution will be such a relief from Trump's revulsion.

[@tomasinacovell4293]

Why is Stephen trying so hard to malign Sanders now, nothing he's saying has anything to do with Bernie's policies or the issues and he's not at all funny, he's insulting to him?

[@imluvinyourmum]

The poor thinking they can actually take $100trillion off the rich is laughable. 1. that type of money doesn’t exist and 2. mega rich ppl have full time staff who are geniuses at not letting u take their money. Move HQ to the Netherlands, Swiss banks, invest elsewhere, bye Bernie.

[@thingamabob3902]

@@imluvinyourmum so you are actually a willing slave .... good for them

[@Noodles1771]

Tomasina Covell Stephen is a corporate tool that cares about his career first and foremost - that requires sandbagging Sanders every chance he gets. Check out Jimmy Dore, Even More News, Rising w/Krystal Ball, Chris Hedgs (On Contact), etc on KZbin instead of this hack. Rolling Stones’ Useful Idiots podcast, Chapo Trap House, and the intercept’s Intercepted also come to mind.

[@joblo497]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6KoeGdsfJ5njNk

[@LexBlazer]

To this day, i have NO CLUE what Tom Steyer says there despite watching it over and over...

[@kristopherb8046]

So is Bloomberg paying for this episode?

[@Code1127]

Kristopher B bahahahaha perfect

[@Max_Doubt]

Hahaha! Kris. Y're a wit.

[@ValerieJNorse]

@@Max_Doubt -- He's a twit. There, fixed it for you.

[@ericscalibur]

Bernie is the clear choice

[@ammarjamaludin3501]

Obviously

[@aaronvandoorn8397]

He's not going to win

[@Oxbloodmage]

@@aaronvandoorn8397 you have a ridiculous name.

[@vickiesmith6744]

Any DEMOCRAT Will do%1000 I like them all , over tRump...😎

[@aaronvandoorn8397]

@@Oxbloodmage Hey pal my parents gave me my name how about showing some respect am pretty dam proud of it

[@offplanet740]

that namaste joke was kind of frustrating to hear. it’s not a word used for yoga, it’s supposed to be a respectful greeting in sanskrit. although these days it’s appropriated on apparel, random items, and now a haphazardly put together joke on here.

[@desimemes6778]

@Vidhant Bansal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏

[@offplanet740]

Vidhant Bansal pffHAHAHA 😂

[@bibidibabidiboo]

I'd rather it be used as a joke than put next to "Trump".

[@ameyatikhe3336]

Yes it was really insulting.

[@sueannskerrattherron2079]

I love hockey so much that even though it was painful to watch my Leafs lose that way I was so excited to watch that incredible story unfold! I get goosebumps watching the Canes congratulate their emergency goalie. Thank you, Stephen for having him on your show. Such fun!

[@notleftvsrightnationalismv4666]

Come to India I have big hockey stick for you to play,I end your white privilege

[@Txepsiyu]

Bernie is really good at not letting people put words in his mouth.

[@notleftvsrightnationalismv4666]

Hi big hairy bear come to India I end your white privilege

[@shanadir]

@@notleftvsrightnationalismv4666 all about that hindu privilege instead over there... Muuuuch better.

[@JC19171]

@@notleftvsrightnationalismv4666 least we don't beat woman, treat them like sex slaves and abduct them en mass

[@looovegoodmusic]

it wasn't needed; he said plenty of words.

[@glazierblue573]

Maybe that is because he can read and speak clear and not make up words, and finish a sentence without going off on something else half way and maybe... just maybe fact checks things before he says them and hopefully wont take credit for things that happened years go long before office? If he can do half of that, then he is already doing better. Wow how the bar has fallen.. lol

[@generaljellyroll8737]

Hey Bernie 2020 We need a political revolution

[@DamirMohamed46]

www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-a-bright-future-please

[@Hegde-]

You mean like red revolution that happened in china? No thanks.....

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@Hegde- no, actually nothing like that

[@Hegde-]

@@ConstantChaos1 Bro everywhere socialism is failing in the world. I know socialism makes a lot of sense when you are high. But trust me its bad for you just like the cheap weed that socialists smoke....

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@Hegde- I've literally never been high, I grew up a military brat and have devoted my lifeuntill the age of 40 to ems. Democratic socialism works both on paper and in practice but the fact that you are conflating democratic socialism with standard socialism shows you are nothing but a troll

[@mostmelon]

I understand what Bernie's saying about Castro. People take negative association too far. Many Republicans hate Communistic ideas even when they're good ideas, just because they're Communist. It's good to fight against irrationality.

[@Noodles1771]

mostmelon Colbert is a corporate tool, he’s there to be their guardrail against favorable Sanders coverage.

[@derhimmelstoss]

​@@Noodles1771 You can agree with Sanders' ideas while also realizing that there are candidates out there with platforms that are 95-99% the same who have demonstrably better executive chops and leadership abilities. The first and foremost job of the POTUS is to be the manager of a bureaucracy upon which millions of people will rely. It means knowing where to use the system and where to change the system to actually bring change to people's lives. That demands competence that Sanders hasn't really shown thus far in his very long career. He talks the talk and walks the walk, I get it. And I appreciate that, because authenticity is hard to come by in politics, especially in this post-truth world. But his record of results is not good for someone who has been in politics for as long as he has. Imo we should nominate someone who is actually equipped to lead through a recession against entrenched opposition - an FDR-like figure. Is he that guy? If he wins, I hope he proves me wrong but in the primaries I'm putting my vote on another candidate with more horsepower.

[@ivonedefigueiredo9301]

derhimmelstoss Your comment is BS. Bernie has been a Senator for decades, which involves managing. He’s doing pretty well in campaigns and I bet he has something to do with managing those as well. Also, being POTUS relies on good people, which is more important because you don’t do it all yourself. I’d like to know how many other presidents had presidential managing experience? None, it’s new for all. How they succeed is based on their reliance on career professionals and administrators. How were Reagan, GWB, Bush Snr, Clinton, Carter, Kennedy, Nixon, LBJ, etc., even Washington, Lincoln, etc. experienced in being POTUS? Were you also one of those that thought Trump would be a good POTUS because he was a businessman (and a failed businessman, at that)? Trump is a pathetic, useless human being, who was probably spoilt by his mommy. He inherited his father’s wealth and all he has accomplished is waste it and bankrupt himself and probably a few honest, hardworking people. He doesn’t know anything. He is a dunce who was taught that he can do anything he likes, and that is the only thing he is good at, believing in his own grandiosity. Your reasoning is bogus. You’re just anti-Bernie. Bernie will be a great POTUS.

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

It's not that Castro was Communist. It's that he killed people I have a problem with. It's nice he wanted people to be able to read their relative's obituaries.

[@MrMacroVision]

he wants to be a building, the lights are on but nobody is home?

[@bilateralrope8643]

Or he got confused when one of his mob connections talked about how they put people into foundations.

[@a.kenneth3521]

The elevator doesn’t make it all the way to the top?

[@jimmythebold589]

@@a.kenneth3521 escalator...

[@autumbreeze1129]

I wasn't aware the lights had been changed since he was 5

[@danaferguson462]

Trump "The Butcher" of languages and Democracies.. And so much more!

[@sanatanmeaning]

*The Killer* 🤣🤣

[@Aamie]

And the best is yet to come! kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2Osh2qQaqtqoM0

[@arundhar5791]

I am Indian and I say Trump is saviour of humanity who is fighfing radical islamic terrorism, indeed america has prove itself to be best country. some cultures are better than others. its absolutely stupid to embrace backward shitty islamic culture in your countries. look at northern turkey (germany) and western pakistan (france) look just look some videos. its not racism to protect your culture, race, country, values. its not fucking racism fuck liberals. fucking bastards who are on mission to destroy ecery country from hands of muslims.

[@maxp2100]

@@arundhar5791 Just because you don't have a toilet, doesn't mean you have to take all your shit to the internet lol

[@Chunkboi]

Arun Dhar Nobody’s forcing anyone in this country to embrace any culture. That would be a violation of the 1st amendment of the constitution, and as such would be illegal.

[@michaelrosenlind9846]

It’s embarrassing to even look at trump

[@roni6215]

And nauseating.

[@carolynbarnett3503]

Yes very

[@thecriticismdumpling]

It doesn't help that he called Modi a Chihuahua instead of a chaiwalla (tea seller)

[@sharmajikabetaofficial6482]

@@thecriticismdumpling And modi took revenge by saying DoLund trump😉

[@lorilazise1521]

Vibhu Bharadwaj remember he can’t speak English well....actually he can’t speak period!

[@relax3576]

We have Italian mummy and son still struggling to speak hindi after 50 years

[@ankitbhardwaj2173]

😂😂

[@siddharthgupta9801]

Only a few would understand this....😂😂😁

[@yourhonor69]

India is a strange country. We have italians on one side and goons on other😂😂

[@Midhunrocks]

@Purva P yeah and bjp has made a india a super developed country. So proud of bjp!!

[@hummingleaves3120]

We want citizenship in Europe,US and would pride about *Indians achievements there,celebrate if they are elected to represent the people. But back in India we cannot even accept a foreigner who married to an Indian as our own! What kind of rigid mentality is this? What kind of intolerance is this? Why do we even trumpet our tolerance from our rooftop? Humanity and love is above nation,creed,race and religion,if you lack that,you cannot claim any moral superiority on any nationals.

[@simonlj1]

Why are so many Americans opposed to taking care of their fellow countrymen and women, greed, selfishness and for far too many, a total lack of understanding of the world outside of their borders.

[@JC19171]

Because Americans can be extremely self centred. It's not a unique trait to only Americans but with a country where 3 people own more wealth than the bottom 63% of society you know people don't give a shit.

[@benotisanchez5583]

Probably because the proposed plans cost upwards of 30 trillion. And the tax payers cannot even afford to pay off the current budget without deficits. It's just a devastating plan for the country. It's like attempting suicide.

[@tumsfestival8027]

It’s also because this is a big ass country. Each state is almost its own country. That combined with a government that has continually pitted the masses against eachother has made Americans view eachother with contempt

[@summerfields2792]

Oh man did we miss you Stephen.

[@muzerhythm2242]

Same! Think he was recovering from the result of the impeachment hearings.🤣🤣

[@Iroxinping]

POLITICAL revolution, just calling it a revolution makes it sound violent not peaceful voting for representation that supports the people NOT the oligarchy.

[@kathiebradley5881]

I look forward to Stephen perfecting his Bernie Sanders after hes elected!

[@chrisrhule1760]

Google his Worth, and that'll tell you why he doesn't like him. Colbert trying to keep a few more dollars in the coffer

[@CairoRipper]

#BernieOrVest 🔥

[@jackreacher4297]

Lol pretty naive of you. Name more than 2 us presidents who have not been elected for a second term.

[@a619ko]

I was a Bernie supporter back in 2016, and then I became a trump supporter when my tax returns doubled. I don't make much. But to see that much being handed back to me was a lifesaver. Voting for Trump2020, because I want to pay less taxes. It's in my best interest. 💁🏻‍♂️🇺🇲

[@grundelgrump]

@@a619ko You're tax return was not doubled, don't make stuff up. Even if it was that's pretty telling that you'll accept all of the evil shit Trump does if it makes you more money.

[@billyakin3301]

Bernie Sanders is the next President of the United States of America! Go Bernie!!

[@tselengbotlhole750]

Billy Akin whether they like it or not Go Bernie

[@code_kanga5390]

Wondering what a cabinet will look like already. I'm Australian but #bernie2020 supporters cannot rest.

[@alonzabrown5345]

Doubt it.

[@Kat_ZeroTheOne]

Jokers Wild check yourself. For the lazy ? Someone needs to open their mind and spend time with those hard working citizens and some ex military who are now homeless because of the fucked up system. “Lazy” is a lazy answer and it usually comes from someone with privilege. If you were reborn in different circumstances I doubt you’d believe the same things you’re saying

[@MydieLy]

@Jokers Wild maybe because the World is not black and white? For the last time: social market economy is not the same as socialism! There is not only hard working folks who are doing just fine with the money they make and thus needn't be scared of health expenses on one side and lazy bums who just want a free ride of everything on the other. By setting your assessment of what should be done on the smallest margin of those possible shirkers, you punish the large portion of hard working families and individuals who still would benefit greatly from such a medical system. Social market economy means wanting an economic growth based on the rules of the market itself and not have everything planned and directed from above - but _still_ remembers not leaving those behind who are not as lucky as the "upper ten thousand."

[@kasperjoonatan6014]

Well Colbert is so good at imitating Bernie he is going to be him for the next 5 years at least. (The only thing that I will miss from Trump's administration is Melania on the Late show :D )

[@barrywalls7175]

I'll miss the 'dot dot dots' Though he might get a phone in prison

[@noraamburgey5463]

@@barrywalls7175 love that dot dot dot..lol

[@ralphhogandogger8929]

She's awesome

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

All Bernie has to do is avoid being endorsed by Hillary, and it's a slam dunk

[@Royo2013]

All he has to hope is that Warren quits and Bloomberg, Biden and Buttigigieg keep running. Then Bob's your uncle

[@wisetrollman]

Royo2013 doesnt matter its already over. He is winning. You cant add up “moderate” votes it doesnt work like that. Biden voters second choice is Bernie

[@kenyafarragut6891]

wisetrollman dude he has 39 delegates, calm down fr

[@Royo2013]

@@wisetrollman Are there any polls or research showing that? Or does it only apply to a certain demographic group? Because ideologically it wouldn't make sense for Biden supporters to switch to Sanders.

[@barrywalls7175]

@@Royo2013 I agree. That seems unlikely

[@cothillion4703]

i love how stephen can’t stop laughing at how ridiculous these jokes are 😂

[@saifshopping]

Bernie is what America really needs! I still can be rich under his plan I still can earn more $$$ And! You can be at ease for your children's education and family's health.

[@concernedcitizens4110]

Pronto yeah and you got your degree from Trump University

[@ValerieJNorse]

@Pronto -- I got a distinct Russian accent from Ana Gazzawi's post, too. Maybe we're both just wrong.

[@saifshopping]

@@ValerieJNorse Russian?! 😂 What gave it away dear? Is it my Arabic nickname, Ana Gazzawi or my brown skin? While I migrated to the US in 1982 and never been to your Trump land (Russia), my first presidential voting was in the 2000 election between Al Gore and little Bush.

[@saifshopping]

@Pronto No I don't have a degree in economics, I only have an engineering and mathematics degrees. However, after carefully looking at the current candidates and considering the country's divide, I think Sanders is the only one who can beat Trump plus he will do many good things for all.

[@thehumanity0]

Everybody should check out Seth Meyers show. Him & John Oliver are lightyears ahead of Colbert on politics nowadays. kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJvNaImApdasZ9k

[@brinjoness3386]

poor bernie, asking for access to health care is deemed revolutionary. red peril was obviously the best advertising campaign ever.

[@ConstantChaos1]

Cant we all just get behind the obvious front runner? Bernie is the one who can beat bernie and we need to get behind him

[@misspat7555]

Bernie is quite reasonably concerned that he will be accused of advocating for blood in the streets and everything on fire. He never has, of course, but "revolution" can mean that and of course that is the meaning an opponent would run with. He is old, but he is not stupid or senile.

[@lynnjacobs9885]

I'll miss having Trump to laugh at, but it'll be worth it having Bernie president.

[@FriedrichBarb]

Dont worry I assure you 4 more years of Trump is coming

[@EmmaCse]

Trump will continue tweeting and creating chaos to stay in the news so we can continue laughing at him, I am sure 😁👍🏻

[@bananatree2527]

Trump hasn't been funny for a long time. It's just sad now. And terrifying.

[@Somd55]

In your imagination!!

[@roystonmason9125]

@@bananatree2527 no dogs or cats ? whatta freak

[@miscelany2]

I'm a medicare for all voter. That's how i'm using my vote.

[@wantAvote]

colbert - leave the revolution thing alone since obviously, your writers do NOT understand "context." President Bernie Sanders is building a "MOVEMENT" with revolutionary ideas. These are ideas promoting Healthful Communities, offering foundational Ideals with obvious structure and benefit for the majority of Americans. Ideas that are instantly recognized as truthful and easily affordable.

[@alexdobma4694]

I find it fascinating how easily people are believing communist propaganda from a rich old dude lmao

[@wantAvote]

@@alexdobma4694 which one...? Which "rich-old-dude?" The guy putin loves?

[@minkman99]

@I wantAvote the whole Russia thing is such a political loser that this point, I wish people would drop it. Now the establishment is using it against Bernie. Let’s grow up

[@dylanhaugen3739]

Alex communist propaganda? Your saying Canada and Europe are communist? Because Bernie hasn't really suggested anything that doesn't already exist their.

[@wantAvote]

@@minkman99 No, No, No, i know its frustrating "but" the russia thing is a real threat to Democratic Politics. We cannot forget about it. yeah, i get it, bloomberg' lame attempt to use it to attack anyone (The Leader) is annoying, but you do see in this case it just makes him look ignorant and out of touch. Even my dog knows better than to believe that line of crapola... bloomberg brings a spud gun to the OK corral...

[@charlestredway8253]

Stephen is so awesome when he breaks out the bottle and talks with his guests on his show!!! I would patent that style of Late Night shows!!!

[@michaeloconnor5904]

*Me, coming here to escape that embarrassing loss on Saturday.* Stephen: We've got a fantastic story in the world of hockey this weekend Me: oh no

[@Guitarisforgrins]

How can the Leafs losing possibly still embarrass you?

[@michaeloconnor5904]

@@Guitarisforgrins IT WAS TO A ZAMBONI DRIVER!!!

[@Guitarisforgrins]

@@michaeloconnor5904 yeah, but who is surprised? Leafs have been garbage for 50 damn years

[@michaeloconnor5904]

@@Guitarisforgrins Difference between being the best in the world and being garbage, mate.

[@Guitarisforgrins]

@@michaeloconnor5904 Yes that would be different. Except the Leafs aren't the best in the world, they're garbage.

[@davidharshman7645]

You can just see the moment when Colbert was thinking "huh, this is the joke I am making?"

[@Ali-Al-Barzinji]

Bernie even got the vote of aliens in area 51 in nevada 😂🐦❤

[@Rishabh_gaurav]

India needs people like Stephen

[@brianglendenning1632]

Love it when SC cracks up “sponge bathe me”

[@sandras7029]

"Now he knows what it's like to work in one of Ivanka's factories!" Priceless!!!!

[@tinker651]

Ima just say, Berni would be considered a moderate in most other 1st world countries.

[@badlydrawnturtle8484]

Some of his positions, sure. But his rhetoric? Praising a Communist dictator? No. This "Bernie is just a moderate for Europe" is a false narrative, and I've had enough of it.

[@AnexoRialto]

He's a social democrat. That's not "moderate". The liberals are moderate. He's left wing. I'm so tired of this fake narrative about how Bernie is actually a conservative in Europe, but Americans don't know it. That does not make him bad for being left, so why lie?

[@tinker651]

@@badlydrawnturtle8484 no, you're absolutely correct about that. But I find one of the other candidates to be even more progressive than him. I guess that's why I don't really support him. (I'll vote for him if he's the nominee) I personally don't feel he's progressive enough for what America's left is actually wanting. Just my opinion.

[@badlydrawnturtle8484]

@Brakamar, or else! 1. Castro's literacy program was an indoctrination tool, not a good-faith "help the people" activity, so Bernie mischaracterized the thing he was praising. 2. Bernie wasn't just asked out of the blue, "did Castro do anything positive"; Bernie has, multiple times throughout his career, brought up Castro's Cuba as an example; this implies that, on some level, he admires it, not merely acknowledges a "truth", which again, is actually repeated propaganda rather than actually true. 3. Bernie has said things like this about other Communist regimes, such as Russia, China, and the Sandinistas of Nicaragua. Yet he's failed to praise the "good parts" of any non-Communist dictatorships. This is quite telling on were his allegiances lie.

[@steampunkdecadence6753]

@@AnexoRialto liberals are down to 5% in Germany because they only serve the top 1%, , Bernie is very moderate to us

[@abhishekdasgupta9239]

Trump: Swami Vivekamonno Swami Vivekananda after coming back to life: Am I a joke to u?

[@joannalawrence418]

I love Stephen Colbert but this bias against bernie is becoming way too over the top it seems so off character for Stephen to be so nit picky for his jokes idk it just felt uncomfortable

[@TheMedenka]

He has no choice. Colbert has to follow the rules of his employer. The establishment clearly does not want Sanders to become president.

[@hippiecowgirl4231]

Joanna Lawrence , I know how you feel. It’s changed my opinion of several news people and organizations as well

[@Doominator10]

I don’t think Stephen has particular bias against sanders. He’s hosted him several times on the show. Sanders does make some easy targets for jokes though with the way he speaks. Seems to be in good fun to me.

[@OspreyMusicx]

@@Doominator10 its not, ive been watching all the Colbert videos for weeks. He always goes really hard on the bernie jokes and makes jokes on Bernie the most compared to everyone else. While almost never making jokes on Pete, Warren

[@joannalawrence418]

@@Doominator10 maybe, it could be but it personally struck me the long way seemed idk like he was pushing it a bit

[@IAmSuzyQ]

🇺🇲: "President Trump, will you be coming home from India?" Trump: "Namaste here." 🇺🇲: "🥳🍻👏👏👏👏🎉💃👏👏👏🥳👏👏🎉👍👏👏👏🍻🥳"

[@jennyobrien4185]

Thanks Suzy Q, that made me laugh and a bit of sandwich went up my nose. 😂😂. Humour will always see us through 😁

[@IAmSuzyQ]

@@jennyobrien4185 Oh, Jenny, I'm so sorry about the nose sandwich, but I'm really glad I made you laugh! 😉 Keeping each other's spirits up is the name of the game, these days.

[@zetaforever4953]

🤣 oh hell no. We got enough problems of our own. Take him baccckkkk.

[@crusheverything4449]

Trump isn’t smart enough to make that pun.

[@IAmSuzyQ]

@@zetaforever4953 Trump's a nightmare I wouldn't even wish on our worst enemy, so I most certainly wouldn't wish him on you guys either!😉 Thanks for holding on to him for a few days, though; the air just feels better when he's not here, like there's been a weight lifted off of us for a brief moment, and I'll enjoy it while it lasts. I've been so caught up in our own mess with Trump, that I'm not up to date on the issues you've been facing, so I'll do that now. What would you say are the biggest problems your facing right now? (Outside of having to play host to Don the Con Trump, also known as "The Lyin' King", "Trumplethinskin", and "Agent Orange".😉)

[@CM_MMA]

Full 1000% credit to Colbert for that ending with the Goalie wow that was amazing to see him come on. Was not expecting that

[@anil6may1983]

We are honored you visit india , and nice speach given by him