Trump Plays Tough Guy With China

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Күн бұрын

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@mlghelp2day
@mlghelp2day 5 жыл бұрын
"No worries there...he does not think." Ohhhh soooooo true!! Lol🤣😅
@INBOUNDFBI
@INBOUNDFBI 5 жыл бұрын
Man, Colbert is JUST SO DAMN GOOD. I watch him in awe most of the time tbh.
@bobg1805
@bobg1805 5 жыл бұрын
Steven is hilarious. His impressions of the dumb president are priceless. Steven don't stop....you make our night.
@JVenger
@JVenger 5 жыл бұрын
"I'd show you the rest but my face is under audit" 😂😂😂😂
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
He keeps screwing his base, but they clearly enjoy being rawdogged in the ass with a rusty chainsaw.
@meeranaidu4656
@meeranaidu4656 5 жыл бұрын
Haaaahahaaaahahaaaaaa!!!
@Xeth137
@Xeth137 5 жыл бұрын
3:27 Translation of the Chinese Thanos meme: Posts on Twitter, wipes out half of the stock market.
@ivangoh5619
@ivangoh5619 5 жыл бұрын
Chinese stock market literally fell off a cliff...
@GubekochiGoury
@GubekochiGoury 5 жыл бұрын
Chinese memes for the win!
@Chas-OTE
@Chas-OTE 5 жыл бұрын
Seriously?! That is genius 😂
@HanQ28
@HanQ28 5 жыл бұрын
Chas O.T.E Yeah I understand Chinese and that translation is real. Trump definitely has a talent of making everyone (except his core base) united in hating him😂
@RD-ht6go
@RD-ht6go 5 жыл бұрын
@@ivangoh5619 Oh yeah? Why don't I feel it? 😝
@mallachelee6624
@mallachelee6624 5 жыл бұрын
i cannot avoid laughing when he imitate trumps speaking styles lol
@LunaElectrolysis
@LunaElectrolysis 5 жыл бұрын
A good old Steve Mnuchin impersonation always puts a smile on my face
@bubbles3161
@bubbles3161 5 жыл бұрын
Trump can't spell his base can't read , liberals can't think for themselves . Racist Nazi Trump supporters vs NPC TDS echo chamber propaganda zombies you can't make this stuff up the entertainment never stops . . .
@anxietyatwheel8512
@anxietyatwheel8512 5 жыл бұрын
86Kflo , yes cause he has a close look to Mnuchin. Unfortunately for Colbert😁
@JSkyGemini
@JSkyGemini 5 жыл бұрын
@@bubbles3161 Which ones don't know how to use punctuation or grammar? Besides you, I mean.
@DaddyKoolPop
@DaddyKoolPop 5 жыл бұрын
thats funny!
@bubbles3161
@bubbles3161 5 жыл бұрын
@@JSkyGemini " I was quoting what one of you said " TDS SJW NPC propaganda zombies never cease to amaze me ! Triggered much ! ROLMFAO . . .
@PJ-vh6jr
@PJ-vh6jr 5 жыл бұрын
Mnuchin is Colbert's best impression. I could watch him talk like that for hours
@kelsanggyudzhin2340
@kelsanggyudzhin2340 5 жыл бұрын
That Steve Mnuchin impression was deeply horrifying and completely accurate.
@beckycampana140
@beckycampana140 5 жыл бұрын
I love his Steve Mnuchin impersonations!
@thomasridley8675
@thomasridley8675 5 жыл бұрын
Do you know how hard it is to do reptile impressions live.
@christopherlemos8639
@christopherlemos8639 5 жыл бұрын
it's like his soul left his body for a second and he became Steve Mnuchin, the living dead
@lilesmw
@lilesmw 5 жыл бұрын
It'd Gold!!
@errcoche
@errcoche 5 жыл бұрын
Mnuchin must be mortified ( I hope so ). It's a joy every time the 'nooch is in the news.
@neurofire
@neurofire 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert's Mnuchin gets better and better. That wired jaw look is priceless.
@elemu3653
@elemu3653 5 жыл бұрын
I love when he does that 😂👍
@dinoflagella4185
@dinoflagella4185 5 жыл бұрын
The nuch😂😂😂😂
@margarete6888
@margarete6888 5 жыл бұрын
I love Colbert's Mnuchin.
@lisalisa1435
@lisalisa1435 5 жыл бұрын
This high and stuck upper lip just slays me... Every damn time.
@mocuishle3519
@mocuishle3519 5 жыл бұрын
China is so happy to play with this USA president.😂😂😂😂
@drawingproz2743
@drawingproz2743 4 жыл бұрын
China wants him lose thats why they brought out biden
@bingqizhou6339
@bingqizhou6339 4 жыл бұрын
Both are fine. Biden's son is already doing business with China. Trump will definitely do business with China after he completes his tenure. Trump also has a girl who speaks Mandarin fluently. What do you think Trump would do for her? Both are fine. I really like Trump by the way.
@ThePragart
@ThePragart 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert has the best Steve Munchkin impression And a pretty solid Atticus Finch!
@josephgibbons1631
@josephgibbons1631 5 жыл бұрын
Timothy Henderson it better than the Munchkin himself.
@pokerandphilosophy8328
@pokerandphilosophy8328 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert impersonates Mnuchin even better than Mnuchin impersonates himself.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I fear for Stephen's sanity.
@god8911
@god8911 5 жыл бұрын
Mnuchin is definitely an alien.
@N3ur0m4nc3r
@N3ur0m4nc3r 5 жыл бұрын
That's deep
@rgwak
@rgwak 5 жыл бұрын
Don't disrespect "The Nuch!"
@jasonvegan5761
@jasonvegan5761 5 жыл бұрын
@6:41 literally one of the funniest impressions I’ve seen him do. Spot on and creepy asf, just like the man himself 🧟‍♂️
@AnimeFream
@AnimeFream 5 жыл бұрын
8:50 Colbert would absolutely nail an Atticus Finch Impression.
@unity6906
@unity6906 5 жыл бұрын
"I won't give you the documents and you can't make me. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" --The Entire Trump Cabinet
@claudiamcnal187
@claudiamcnal187 5 жыл бұрын
True. Unfortunately, dt. puts his legion of lawyers to battle for him. He used the same tactics in his businessess until the opponent would give up due to legal fees. These tactics were not known by anyone who voted for him unless you lived in NY or in the Atlantic City area. Imagine taxpayers thwarting these tactics....$$$$$$$.
@maggiekoch9348
@maggiekoch9348 5 жыл бұрын
I know, it gives me "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" flashbacks: "I don't want to and you can't make me!" Unfortunately, the same senile, psychotic nature could also apply to Trump.
@maphi1947
@maphi1947 5 жыл бұрын
The Late Show's writers are amazing and Stephen is great at speaking what's on the scripts they write.
@portugezemonster
@portugezemonster 5 жыл бұрын
bloody good writers, bloody good delivery
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Talented he certainly is.
@CapitolYaSa
@CapitolYaSa 5 жыл бұрын
Love Stephen’s impressions. So spot on 😂 in stitches
@deja.vunathan
@deja.vunathan 5 жыл бұрын
Especially "billions dollars". 🤣
@jennymacallan9071
@jennymacallan9071 5 жыл бұрын
Mnuchin is his best.
@RaheemAman
@RaheemAman 5 жыл бұрын
I spit out my water when I heard that Mnuchin impersonation! 😆
@larrylobster9107
@larrylobster9107 5 жыл бұрын
Do you bet Mnuchin had lots of swirlies and purple nurples in grade school ?
@sabbath22222
@sabbath22222 5 жыл бұрын
i dont think that was water
@onewomanslife
@onewomanslife 5 жыл бұрын
Ole Liver Lips is creepy.
@conansfries
@conansfries 5 жыл бұрын
I love it when he reads Trumps Tweets and includes the Dot Dot Dot Dot etc. His Mnuchin is hilarious.
@leedunn1188
@leedunn1188 5 жыл бұрын
Love Stephen's Mnuchin impression.
@reallynow1445
@reallynow1445 5 жыл бұрын
The “nuch” impression is golden. Cracks me up😂
@marionlove100
@marionlove100 5 жыл бұрын
My face is under audit 😂😂..that Steven Munching face is leg slapping hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 go Getem Colbert !!
@nbbim2012
@nbbim2012 5 жыл бұрын
Don't make me wait for the daht daht daht Stephen.... you know how much we need it!!!!
@christinepierce7560
@christinepierce7560 5 жыл бұрын
👩‍🎤 So true. The "dot dot dot" is my favorite part. The other late night show hosts don't read the "dot dot dot" out loud which is best part🤗
@blkcatzette
@blkcatzette 5 жыл бұрын
Lol....
@502tamales5
@502tamales5 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert, you owe me a beer! I spilled it all because of that Mnuchin impersonation 😂😂😂😂
@billmurray7473
@billmurray7473 5 жыл бұрын
So you want COLBERT to give you a COLD BEER while you enjoy COLBERT.
@lilibee3443
@lilibee3443 5 жыл бұрын
That Mnuchin impersonation was priceless!
@MeleeTiger
@MeleeTiger 5 жыл бұрын
"The only thing Trump isn't covering up is juuuuust around the eyes." XD
@shaneiapearson6977
@shaneiapearson6977 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MrFaDookie
@MrFaDookie 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha.. ..dat raccoon look.....
@GHustle4
@GHustle4 5 жыл бұрын
good one!!
@yvonnenippsonribbs1811
@yvonnenippsonribbs1811 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂👏👏👏 im stealing this
@carolynhoechst4277
@carolynhoechst4277 5 жыл бұрын
Rennis Tora, and those white rings around his eyes look absolutely ridiculous! 😂
@diogofernandes5940
@diogofernandes5940 5 жыл бұрын
S.Colbert's impressions of Trump are best medicines for my anxieties!
@shotjohnny
@shotjohnny 5 жыл бұрын
If they ever make a satirical remake of the Drump Administration in the future, I want Stephen to play Mnuchin 😂😂😂
@miamazza317
@miamazza317 5 жыл бұрын
shot Johnny and you KNOW they will. Wish we could fast forward to that time.
@peggyfranzen6159
@peggyfranzen6159 5 жыл бұрын
shot Johnny Or maybe Matthew Calamari!
@jaridkeen123
@jaridkeen123 5 жыл бұрын
Americans are paying for the Tariffs...
@gf4353
@gf4353 5 жыл бұрын
Yes we know that , but Trump doesn't.!!!!!
@teresewoltz8627
@teresewoltz8627 5 жыл бұрын
Trump does not get that for Gods sake, this is insane. We will be bankrupt soon
@danielbrown1724
@danielbrown1724 5 жыл бұрын
Love Colbert’s Mnuchin impression, omg spot on Always one of my favs
@Annie-zd6rn
@Annie-zd6rn 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen gives me my wake up laugh every morning. 😂😂😂
@beansnrice321
@beansnrice321 5 жыл бұрын
"No worries there, he does not think."
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Truer words have never been spoken!
@InuKun2008
@InuKun2008 5 жыл бұрын
Heck, it's not even China who pays those tariffs. It's the American consumer.
@wp2746
@wp2746 5 жыл бұрын
InuKun2008 shhh, don’t let the fools know about that.
@bicanoo_magic3452
@bicanoo_magic3452 5 жыл бұрын
God you're dumb. NO they don't PAY but it prevents Americans from buying.. so their demand goes down.. which REALLY effects production.. God DEMTARDS are stupid. No basic understanding of supply and demand..You have edumecation of plants.
@hazelmccloy1136
@hazelmccloy1136 5 жыл бұрын
@@bicanoo_magic3452 China is investing heavily in Africa - they'll find other outlets for their goods.
@bicanoo_magic3452
@bicanoo_magic3452 5 жыл бұрын
@@hazelmccloy1136 Yeah like Africa have the same spending capcity as America... SURE China will sell to that market but not with the same GP as in the West. The US tariffs are just there to send a message to China the honeymoon is over. The tarrifs will NEVER last more than a few months.. China knows it had an amazing run, and Trump picked up on it.. China is MORE than happy to do a healthy deal...
@MechalemmiwinksV2
@MechalemmiwinksV2 5 жыл бұрын
@@bicanoo_magic3452 Man, you are stupid. A tariff is an increase to the price of an item to a company that imports it from the tariff-affected country. Basically, it would be something like a 25% tax on plastic medical syringes imported from China, paid to the US government by the US company distributing them. The trickle-down to that is either the US company reporting lower profits (unlikely) or the US consumers buying from that company pay more to cover the tariff's cost (extremely likely). Supply and Demand have NOTHING to do with tariffs. The only way in which this affects US manufacturing is if the US companies decide that they can no longer justify the cost of the tariffs and manufacturing moves back to the US, but that would take decades, which more than likely means they'll just charge US citizens more for the products and hope the tariffs go away after Trump leaves office.
@lostcat9lives322
@lostcat9lives322 5 жыл бұрын
It's Ok if Trump can't spell, his base can't read.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
"i love the poorly educated."-- Donald Trump, 2016.
@jessstuart7495
@jessstuart7495 5 жыл бұрын
They believe what they are told by right-wing media. SAD!
@ladyramen7655
@ladyramen7655 5 жыл бұрын
Bazinga
@lemontree5788
@lemontree5788 5 жыл бұрын
@@jessstuart7495 Maybe not. They just all hate the same people.
@JeanDefee
@JeanDefee 5 жыл бұрын
Really? I may not be able to read but at least I know that "ok" isn't a proper noun.
@rysun8709
@rysun8709 5 жыл бұрын
Toddlers often test the limits with grown-ups so toddler Trump has to test the limits of power with the grown-ups in Congress. They should likewise put him in a corner cell as punishment.
@michaelbray109
@michaelbray109 5 жыл бұрын
Ry Sun will that make him the deep-fried Birdman of Alcatraz?
@rossclark9155
@rossclark9155 5 жыл бұрын
He's not even doing that. Attributing any pattern or meaning to what Trump does is folly. He's transactional in every thud of his heart beat.
@uknothatoneguy3296
@uknothatoneguy3296 5 жыл бұрын
@Black Rod 8
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
I wish the Dems would stop playing nice and do their job!
@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz
@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz 5 жыл бұрын
I mean OK, maybe sell out and bought too, McConnell is afraid of losing tRump supporters, and of course his hold on power (DITCH MITCH) but also his fat Russian AL deal and probably the Russians have crap on the GOP because they hacked the RNC's server too be never released it so they own the GOP now which is why he supports tRump and gets the rest of them to do it too. He needs to also be put out to pasture.
@chattycathy8089
@chattycathy8089 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laughs!!!
@Gauss6174
@Gauss6174 5 жыл бұрын
that country lawyer impersonation always reminds me of the chicken lawyer from futurama
@m.rodrigolemus6224
@m.rodrigolemus6224 5 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump: "Mueller should not testify"... Trump's idea of Transparency 😉
@scottmoltzan8646
@scottmoltzan8646 5 жыл бұрын
He is transparent though. There's never been a more transparent conman in public office than him.
@colaboytje
@colaboytje 5 жыл бұрын
It's not 'should', it's 'not allowed'
@mathunit1
@mathunit1 5 жыл бұрын
@@colaboytje Okay, doesn't make Trump less stupid though.
@colaboytje
@colaboytje 5 жыл бұрын
@@mathunit1 What I was pointing out was obstruction of justice
@Games_and_Music
@Games_and_Music 5 жыл бұрын
@@mathunit1 Okay, wasn't discussed. Just saying that Tramp is making it obvious that he doesn't want to show what we already know. EDIT: Okay, and i misread :P i thought you said it doesn't make him stupid. My bad.
@geoffdearth7360
@geoffdearth7360 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen's impression of Mnuchin is hilarious.
@BeautifulHal0
@BeautifulHal0 5 жыл бұрын
Steven Colbert is a very funny man, the best!!
@melissasaint3283
@melissasaint3283 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not even sure if this is my pillow" made me laugh so hard that I almost woke my sick napping child.
@dinijay
@dinijay 5 жыл бұрын
Lol Hope your kiddo feels better soon
@melissasaint3283
@melissasaint3283 5 жыл бұрын
@@dinijay thanks so much
@Rocket_Man.
@Rocket_Man. 5 жыл бұрын
*Russia Communist Party shall Reign the World‼️*
@melissasaint3283
@melissasaint3283 5 жыл бұрын
@@Rocket_Man. It was dissolved and then officially outlawed in November of 1991, so good luck with that, my man.
@trinad8360
@trinad8360 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m not even sure this is my pillow” 😂😂😂😂😂👌🏽
@alansmitheejr.
@alansmitheejr. 5 жыл бұрын
The Chinese now like to refer to Trump as Individual Yuan.
@lakemanleng5282
@lakemanleng5282 5 жыл бұрын
Thats a clever play on word translation in two senses. Yuan sounding like Individual One. Also in monetary term, as in yuan displacing e dollar one day if trump wins 2020. Check out Chris Hedges on e decline of US EMPIRE. Its already happening under Trump watch. So stupid to b alienating e Western Alliance.
@sunnylilme
@sunnylilme 5 жыл бұрын
Bahaha. Now that's funny!
@williamcasey1927
@williamcasey1927 5 жыл бұрын
ouch!
@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250
@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 5 жыл бұрын
brilliant you are!!
@yvonnenippsonribbs1811
@yvonnenippsonribbs1811 5 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏😂
@sapphireriddles6692
@sapphireriddles6692 5 жыл бұрын
So... Does ordering someone to ignore a subpoena NOT qualify as obstruction of justice??
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 5 жыл бұрын
@Sapphire Riddles, legally it would be Witness Tampering, which then leads to more obstruction.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Clearly the law has been thrown out. The Purge has begun, I think.
@bluesteel8376
@bluesteel8376 5 жыл бұрын
Executive privilege is the power of the President of the United States and other members of the executive branch of the United States Government to resist certain subpoenas and other interventions by the legislative and judicial branches of government in pursuit of information or personnel relating to the executive
@luisjalabert8366
@luisjalabert8366 5 жыл бұрын
That was indeed written on one of the articles of impeachment for Mr. Nixon.
@hitreset0291
@hitreset0291 5 жыл бұрын
Yes it does...that is unless your name is Lying Donny the 45th PresiDunce.
@pp-tx3bt
@pp-tx3bt 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert does a great Atticus Finch impression as well.
@errgag3580
@errgag3580 5 жыл бұрын
Bernie Madoff: "I'm the biggest con man ever" Donald Trump: "Hold my beer"
@joseruiz8618
@joseruiz8618 5 жыл бұрын
so .trumpi is over the law.. huh??
@OriginalPiMan
@OriginalPiMan 5 жыл бұрын
Non-alcoholic beer*
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
More like hold my Diet Coke, since he claims not to drink alcohol.
@cheungcampbell1780
@cheungcampbell1780 5 жыл бұрын
Err gag 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏excellent comparison!!!
@ellamone9998
@ellamone9998 5 жыл бұрын
You mean hold my baby bottle while I pacify myself lol
@dianeowen5258
@dianeowen5258 5 жыл бұрын
So funny tonight Stephen. I could not stop laughing. Your 'Mnuchin' was hilarious. Thank you for lifting us up.
@Cloud-th3sp
@Cloud-th3sp 5 жыл бұрын
Very entertaining, but also revealing the truth !
@sharedata2740
@sharedata2740 5 жыл бұрын
THIS IS A BLAST. Colbert at his best..
@MrFaDookie
@MrFaDookie 5 жыл бұрын
U wanna see how tuff I am....Stand baq.....az I punch myself inda face......
@allsystemsgootechaf9885
@allsystemsgootechaf9885 5 жыл бұрын
Thank our president. He provides the material they crave so much.
@rogerguo7522
@rogerguo7522 5 жыл бұрын
The Chinese in the meme says: One post on twitter, half of the stock market gone.
@wordzmyth
@wordzmyth 5 жыл бұрын
Wow thanks :) They missed a golden opportunity not translating.
@shellydurunna
@shellydurunna 5 жыл бұрын
💯💯😂😂😂
@нечегонезнаю-я1ю
@нечегонезнаю-я1ю 5 жыл бұрын
actually 6%
@captainbarbossa4062
@captainbarbossa4062 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen maan you are on fire! 🔥🔥🔥
@etcetraetcetra3173
@etcetraetcetra3173 5 жыл бұрын
This is Bizarro America.
@nizicike759
@nizicike759 5 жыл бұрын
What a deal maker , destroy everything unilaterally everytime.
@xyliu00
@xyliu00 5 жыл бұрын
Trump: Give me everything! China: No, but let's tal... Trump: China broke the deal!
@fanpeiceng8132
@fanpeiceng8132 5 жыл бұрын
@A ‹‹‹‹‹‹‹‹‹‹‹‹‹‹‹ the only racist here detected
@thedave5748
@thedave5748 5 жыл бұрын
China: Let us keep ripping you off. Trump: How bout no.... China: Then we quit...
@huangxiaoxie
@huangxiaoxie 5 жыл бұрын
@A lol i hope your insurance covers mental health for your paranoia. good luck
@jacobedward2401
@jacobedward2401 5 жыл бұрын
Seems like "A" deleted his comment. I assume he was an alt-right American. Sorry about that, chinese/chinese-american commentors, idk what's happening over here... So patent law... China is not following WTO rules on patent law, but also, US patent law is terrible. Disney is going to own Star Wars forever :( So, we need a new international system of rules with strong but reasonable workers rights and intellectual rights. Yes?
@junli6065
@junli6065 5 жыл бұрын
Jacob Edward yes, but not by giving the US a right to look into government or company databanks whenever they suspect that IP theft is happening. That’s like allowing legal espionage.
@seanstevenson7533
@seanstevenson7533 5 жыл бұрын
Atticus Finch AND Steve Mnuchin in one clip? You sir, get a like.
@rcberinger
@rcberinger 5 жыл бұрын
"I'd show you the rest but my face is under audit," which just so happens to be the name of the new spray tan and concealer, "Audit!" by Revlon.
@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250
@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 5 жыл бұрын
yea and that was waaaaay too close of a closeup
@tracylove3937
@tracylove3937 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@enviromental2565
@enviromental2565 5 жыл бұрын
I would pay good money to watch tRump sock himself in the face
@whitneyneely2880
@whitneyneely2880 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
@DuaneHallinSD
@DuaneHallinSD 5 жыл бұрын
Love Stephens new mnuchin voice/character!
@colleentwo
@colleentwo 5 жыл бұрын
Duane Hall I’m crying it’s so funny.
@dufgbd21
@dufgbd21 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine what’s in those tax returns that he is suing his own banks not to disclose anything, what kind of financial crimes are in there?
@ww.x0
@ww.x0 5 жыл бұрын
all of em
@dr.trixiecp5651
@dr.trixiecp5651 5 жыл бұрын
Lots n lots n lots n lots n lots .....
@nikolal.4502
@nikolal.4502 5 жыл бұрын
No different than the ones of the democrats....
@hazelmccloy1136
@hazelmccloy1136 5 жыл бұрын
@@nikolal.4502 I doubt that. They all showed their returns, Bernie most recently. Face the truth - he is trying to hide something.
@nikolal.4502
@nikolal.4502 5 жыл бұрын
Hazel McCloy I don't doubt it. But you believe just because it is not in their personal tax teturn they have nothing to hide ? It's all the same bullshit everywhere....
@TheGoonkid
@TheGoonkid 5 жыл бұрын
I almost died in the last part, "Hey fancy Nancy......." lol, I don't know why, but Trump's face came to mind, I do think this is what he sounds...... ........ like
@taochi100
@taochi100 5 жыл бұрын
Love Mnuchin's impression. Keep it up Stephen. Your the thing that's getting me through this B.S.
@justhuman24
@justhuman24 5 жыл бұрын
How about you put your balls where they belong and act like a citizen of this country instead of playing the sympathy card. It is really getting old.
@jkwfo
@jkwfo 5 жыл бұрын
​ # JUST SAY NO TO SOCIALISM & LIBTARDS
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 5 жыл бұрын
@@jkwfo JUST SAY NO TO CUNTSERVATIVES
@taochi100
@taochi100 5 жыл бұрын
@@jkwfo Just say no to procrastination. The only children you would create are inbred's.
@sarahm6002
@sarahm6002 5 жыл бұрын
Why aren’t the American ppl protesting?? Ppl should be taking to the streets to fight for democracy.
@KiraRagged
@KiraRagged 5 жыл бұрын
because the only ones who could afford the time off work are the ones that are profiting from this shit show
@gdtoob
@gdtoob 5 жыл бұрын
Kira Ragged I don’t think any major American business is profiting from this.
@raymondmejias8360
@raymondmejias8360 5 жыл бұрын
sarah m thank you for that comment!!
@antiv
@antiv 5 жыл бұрын
That monolog was savage. SAVAGE.
@ShujathHussain0
@ShujathHussain0 5 жыл бұрын
every time i hear Mnuchin. it reminds of Colbert's joke: Steve Mnuchin - the evil john oliver!
@gwen3010
@gwen3010 5 жыл бұрын
"Lock Them All Up" for obstructing justice!
@thomasridley8675
@thomasridley8675 5 жыл бұрын
The dems need to take off the gloves and show that there is a constitution or it's really just a list of suggestions. This is 1000 times worse than Nixon. Trump doesnt want to be pres. He wants to be emperor. Trump knows that if he leaves, he will lose what protections he has left. He is backing himself into a corner and a cornered rat....
@willwinn8559
@willwinn8559 5 жыл бұрын
Thomas Ridley Lol.. What country are the ANTI AMERICAN TRUMP haters from ??
@anthonyspazza7395
@anthonyspazza7395 5 жыл бұрын
@Gwen30 if they do that there won't be 1 Demon-RAT left
@thomasridley8675
@thomasridley8675 5 жыл бұрын
@@willwinn8559 WTF are you babbling about. If you like the direction we are going. N. Korea has a place for you.
@thomasridley8675
@thomasridley8675 5 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyspazza7395 there is only one demon pig and his piglets we are working to have castrated. Congress had already neutered iteself. No balls , no spine, just butt plugs for all.
@4WingedAngels
@4WingedAngels 5 жыл бұрын
“Of course, Trump is lying in that tweet... Here’s how you know- He’s the one saying it.” Yes, that describes the reality we’re living in.
@1cont
@1cont 5 жыл бұрын
If you are stupid enough to believe that, you deserve to have Biden as your nominee/sacrificial lamb in 2020.
@4WingedAngels
@4WingedAngels 5 жыл бұрын
1cont Why? Because I said that Trump lying is our reality? There’s proof of over 10,000 lies Trump’s told since he’s been elected. There’s PROOF, not some conspiracy theory of a deep state, or insistent claims of, “fake news”.
@1cont
@1cont 5 жыл бұрын
@@4WingedAngels have you verified each of these lies? Nope, you just regurgitate libtard propaganda. Sadly you are not an independent thinker. You are just another libtard sheep bleating out the same message. Orange man baaaaaaaaad.
@epion33
@epion33 5 жыл бұрын
You know Colbert has writers right? He just reads scripts that other people write to make money, every time you laugh at any of these horrendously dumb jokes, these tv networks get richer. They don’t care about what’s right, they just want your money
@epion33
@epion33 5 жыл бұрын
He lies to piss off idiots like you who rot their brain watching tv like this.
@csharp821
@csharp821 5 жыл бұрын
His Mnuchin impression just made me “snort laugh” 😂😂
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump: worshipping our enemies and attacking our allies.
@makokoro9073
@makokoro9073 5 жыл бұрын
Indeed, and he had the orange balls to say we need to have good relationships with Russia, China, and North Korea, but what about our allies?
@GoliathAkaRoseann
@GoliathAkaRoseann 5 жыл бұрын
“Colbert for 2020” i say yes!!!!!
@JaBarge303
@JaBarge303 5 жыл бұрын
Trump never fails to embarrass the United States on a daily basis!
@geraldjohnson7435
@geraldjohnson7435 5 жыл бұрын
You mean you guys didn't know you were an embarrassment before Obama?
@sallydogood6169
@sallydogood6169 5 жыл бұрын
@@geraldjohnson7435 says the guy watching American television
@geraldjohnson7435
@geraldjohnson7435 5 жыл бұрын
@@sallydogood6169 oh.. Good one lmao
@geraldjohnson7435
@geraldjohnson7435 5 жыл бұрын
@John Here oh yeah it totally trumps fault lmao you guys are definitely suffering from dunning kruger.
@rgwak
@rgwak 5 жыл бұрын
Hourly. Or dare say, on a per-tweet basis.
@homerj.simpson7562
@homerj.simpson7562 5 жыл бұрын
1:38 No Stephen, you can't stop reading Doughnald's tweet in the middle of the dot dot dot!
@prestonbrewer9255
@prestonbrewer9255 5 жыл бұрын
His Steve Mnuchin impression is hilarious!
@CanItAlready
@CanItAlready 5 жыл бұрын
If trump tried to steal "fancy Nancy" or "grossi Pelosi" Stephen and his writers should sue him. 🤣
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 5 жыл бұрын
CSharp “Fancy Nancy” is a great nickname! :)
@philippecolas4646
@philippecolas4646 5 жыл бұрын
This was a really good monologue, really me laugh, thanks!
@LelynnsSquirrels
@LelynnsSquirrels 5 жыл бұрын
u should see the 1 where he brings Cuomo on his show & he jumps into his arms... Cuomo's a pretty fit dude, dude... 💕 😉👍
@lauren8135
@lauren8135 5 жыл бұрын
" Do not even think about it." China won that round, that's a pretty good response.
@stevewebber707
@stevewebber707 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty accurate too. The concept of thought in the White-house brings to mind a cartoon clip of someone with smoke coming out of their ears.
@xyzhou6207
@xyzhou6207 5 жыл бұрын
I think Steph killed it with 'don't worry China, Trump doesn't think'
@stevewebber707
@stevewebber707 5 жыл бұрын
@A Firstly, I didn't see much in the way of lies. Second, yes China's behavior is egregiously bad and needs to be dealt with. I don't believe many would argue with that. My issues are with a certain ham handed president that's likely to screw things up even worse.
@janeeyre1990
@janeeyre1990 5 жыл бұрын
Every other country with any kind of power is winning every round against the US right now
@davidjas2378
@davidjas2378 5 жыл бұрын
Ultimately, he's doing this for his base and ego and will backfire on us. Your impression of Steve Mnuchin is price less. lmao
@olivetti1381
@olivetti1381 5 жыл бұрын
Now I really want to see the courtroom scene from To Kill A Mockingbird with Stephen doing every part
@g0679
@g0679 5 жыл бұрын
C is for C Food Just remember... He’s from South Carolina, not Alabama. But he might get the accents right, anyway.
@mariealv4888
@mariealv4888 5 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious! The defendant and judge ...
@Ravensfolyfe
@Ravensfolyfe 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert got me cracking up,my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
@internetpeople6113
@internetpeople6113 5 жыл бұрын
At this point, impeaching doesn't go far enough. Impeach, indict, convict, slammer.
@jkwfo
@jkwfo 5 жыл бұрын
​ # JUST SAY NO TO SOCIALISM & LIBTARDS..ARE YOU TRIGGERED
@quintinreynolds7758
@quintinreynolds7758 5 жыл бұрын
Steven should do a play all by his self with his many different voices that would be very entertaining and funny as hell😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👀😁😃👀😂🤣😂🤣
@markcrume
@markcrume 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks SC, that segment made me laugh for the first time today... I needed that laugh. Thanks again Stephen.
@jkwfo
@jkwfo 5 жыл бұрын
​ # JUST SAY NO TO SOCIALISM & LIBTARDS
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 5 жыл бұрын
@@jkwfo JUST SAY NO TO CUNTSERVATIVES
@WHBJr
@WHBJr 5 жыл бұрын
A bull in a China shop, comes to mind, when I think of frumps presidency!
@chrisnenshati7400
@chrisnenshati7400 5 жыл бұрын
Move to China Trump 2020
@WHBJr
@WHBJr 5 жыл бұрын
@EL GEE ?
@berniehobabykat
@berniehobabykat 5 жыл бұрын
Chris Nenshati Thanks for sharing your stupidity Now back to your mothers basement you go 👉
@markdowse3572
@markdowse3572 5 жыл бұрын
A great 'segment', SC ! The issues are complex and serious, but you make them hilarious! :)
@letterspace1letterspace266
@letterspace1letterspace266 5 жыл бұрын
Love the mnuchin impressions
@Mark-Ozi
@Mark-Ozi 5 жыл бұрын
Tariffs are a tax paid ultimately by the consumer, I'm surprised more isn't made of this
@ScreamingEagleFTW
@ScreamingEagleFTW 5 жыл бұрын
you fail to understand, we are taxed on goods imported to china, they are not taxed on goods imported here. All we want is free trade. Equal tariffs. Whats hard to understand about that?
@Chris-yp1fe
@Chris-yp1fe 5 жыл бұрын
@@ScreamingEagleFTW so you want to control the economic policy of another nation? If you want fair in that scenario surely the option in your control is to remove taxes on your end so neither is paying tax.. Not increase it
@ScreamingEagleFTW
@ScreamingEagleFTW 5 жыл бұрын
Thats a great idea Chris. That was the problem, we removed taxes on our end and they didnt. President Trump offered China to remove taxes on their end and we would do the same and they wouldnt, so we are taxing them the same as they are taxing us now. Thats called fair trade. Its called putting America first. I dont understand why you don't stand up for America. We dont need their cheap shit anyway, we can make our own quality stuff like we used to do. Jobs are already coming back because of this one thing. The numbers are better now than ever before. China can do what they want, but if they tax us, we tax them. Whats wrong with that?
@gibbyrex522
@gibbyrex522 5 жыл бұрын
@@ScreamingEagleFTW I've read a few of your posts on different threads. Either you are stupid, or just very misinformed. Turn off FOX and look around. You might learn something factual.
@ScreamingEagleFTW
@ScreamingEagleFTW 5 жыл бұрын
I got rid of TV years ago and I suggest you do the same. I realized they are spoon feeding you an agenda but you are still too stupid to see that at this point. You wont learn facts from Colbert I can tell you that. If Colbert is your source for facts you really prove my point. You are brainwashed. Start thinking for yourself instead of laughing when they tell you to laugh. Id be happy to discuss any specific topic regarding actual policy or ideology.
@omeganik
@omeganik 5 жыл бұрын
One of the better ones in a while
@rickfrye9525
@rickfrye9525 5 жыл бұрын
You can always count on Trump to do something stupid on a daily basis
@russellcampbell9198
@russellcampbell9198 5 жыл бұрын
I wish I could get a bet on it.
@gf4353
@gf4353 5 жыл бұрын
Yes you are absolutely correct.!!!!!
@tma0017
@tma0017 5 жыл бұрын
@@russellcampbell9198 Haha good one, but what kind of odds do you think you would get? You would probably have to pay them to take the bet!
@teresewoltz8627
@teresewoltz8627 5 жыл бұрын
Every day is a horror
@radudeATL
@radudeATL 5 жыл бұрын
The Mnuchin impersonation is everything.
@FireDoc911
@FireDoc911 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert's Mnuchin impersonation is hilarious!
@manasvegi4170
@manasvegi4170 5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel impeachment is withheld due to fear of Mike Pence becoming the President.
@laurakuhn8743
@laurakuhn8743 5 жыл бұрын
Manas Vegi BINGO!!!!!!!!!
@laurakuhn8743
@laurakuhn8743 5 жыл бұрын
John Here And you are right too!!!
@sunnylilme
@sunnylilme 5 жыл бұрын
I think impeachment would start a civil war. We gotta vote him out.
@silversurfergw
@silversurfergw 5 жыл бұрын
Manas Vegi perhaps.. Nothing is more dangerous than a true believer
@sunnylilme
@sunnylilme 5 жыл бұрын
@Orions Reach where do you live?
@issame37
@issame37 5 жыл бұрын
"So you're a tough guy Like it really rough guy Just can't get enough guy Chest always so puffed guy"
@rebeccagrotta510
@rebeccagrotta510 5 жыл бұрын
Talk about foreshadowing.
@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 5 жыл бұрын
Stephens "Nootch" is epic
@Ed-mq3fu
@Ed-mq3fu 5 жыл бұрын
"Stand back while I punch myself in the face."
@armin.s8814
@armin.s8814 5 жыл бұрын
that Mnuchin impersonation is insta classic!
@mattkemerait
@mattkemerait 5 жыл бұрын
He never knew how tariffs worked, he didn't forget.
@dickymobile32
@dickymobile32 5 жыл бұрын
but he have no idea what he talk about @@
@AKM7GOATWOLF
@AKM7GOATWOLF 5 жыл бұрын
2020 is a long time away, he can do a lot more in that time, especially if he gets to know he won't win a second time because then he has nothing to lose... He needs to be kicked out NOW
@BillBadMule123
@BillBadMule123 5 жыл бұрын
Demented Donnie needs to GO !!!!!! Amendment 25 ASAP
@geraldjohnson7435
@geraldjohnson7435 5 жыл бұрын
Won't happen no matter how hard you scream itnwont happened lmao.
@spencedog
@spencedog 5 жыл бұрын
NOOOWW :,( WAAHHHHH
@AKM7GOATWOLF
@AKM7GOATWOLF 5 жыл бұрын
@@geraldjohnson7435 True
@jacquesblaque7728
@jacquesblaque7728 5 жыл бұрын
Well, if half of fat-donnie's cabinet is in the cooler for contempt of Congress, that may crimp his "style". Dumb-ess!
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 5 жыл бұрын
That Mnuchin impression was... frightening... and funny as hell... almost spit my lunch out all over my iPad screen...
@Opus313
@Opus313 5 жыл бұрын
Call his bluff, Nancy. Get on with it!
@kingalfred2014
@kingalfred2014 5 жыл бұрын
The problem is that the Republicans still control the Senate, so they would need to have enough GOP senators on-board to ensure a successful impeachment, and we've all seen how willing the rest of the party is to just roll over for Trump. The other thing is that the Democrats might decide not to go forward with impeachment proceedings, thinking they'll have a better chance at defeating Trump in 2020 than they would against Pence or some unknown Republican candidate.
@colleenmcintyre8509
@colleenmcintyre8509 5 жыл бұрын
trump forgot to carry the decimal, it was 12.5 billion plus 20 billion to make 32.5 billion dollars, not 325 billion, christ
@brandondavidson4085
@brandondavidson4085 5 жыл бұрын
And it's still a tax on the American people, not on China...
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Wonderful. The president doesn't even know basic math.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 5 жыл бұрын
Tbf that was just forgetting to put in the decimal point.
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