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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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@trollhunter7886
@trollhunter7886 7 жыл бұрын
A sad time when a satirical comedy show is better at journalism than the MSM.
@XalphYT
@XalphYT 7 жыл бұрын
The MSM is the real joke.
@PHeMoX
@PHeMoX 7 жыл бұрын
Except, this show distorts facts just the same. As a matter of fact Trump has paid 38 million in taxes. So why not focus more on that? No, of course this 'comedy' show (more like 'bashing Trump show' these days) likes to pretend that Trump leaked this himself or that there are still problems. WTF? I didn't even think this show was that funny, especially with the nonsense referring to goldenshower gate or whatever they like to call that fake stuff. Truth is they got no real dirt on Trump or we would have seen it long ago running up to the race for the presidency. People should wake the fuck up. Trump isn't as big a liar as Clinton was, despite some of his crazy ideas we should not be too happy about. It's pathetic to see shows like this throw about their alternative facts. They're just as bad as fake news.
@aperson4811
@aperson4811 7 жыл бұрын
Trump is the one who made it seem like he didn't pay any taxes, and that was a good thing. For being the party of "personal responsibility" why are you GOPers so eager to give Trump a pass on everything he says. Trump was right, you idiots would still vote for him if he shot someone in Times Square. And that statement demonstrates that he knew you were idiots.
@nonmusicalgaming8986
@nonmusicalgaming8986 7 жыл бұрын
ikr
@evhwolfgang2003
@evhwolfgang2003 7 жыл бұрын
w8stral2 Wouldn't the ultimate definition of pay for play be the President spending every weekend at a super exclusive private club where club members pay 100,000 dollars to join?
@kathyk4504
@kathyk4504 5 жыл бұрын
“Follow the money, how could you miss that Rachel?” 😂
@highn00n
@highn00n 7 жыл бұрын
Left or right Stephen has a good sense of humor...
@masonwoods8441
@masonwoods8441 7 жыл бұрын
High Noon as a libertarian, it's fun to listen to dumbass conservative's and pussy liberals bitch about his jokes!
@hughjorgan7211
@hughjorgan7211 7 жыл бұрын
High Noon...I'll grant Colbert is smart. But sadly there's no balance between "left and right" in his satire. He's been a whiny, unfunny, far-left leader of fake news, mis-information, and attacks on democracy and the presidency. Ever since election night. (google that show; he acted like the world had ended).
@OctoberMusicIsLife
@OctoberMusicIsLife 7 жыл бұрын
No Hugh he like most intelligent wide awake people see how much of a quack Trumpy boy is. You can't help it trumpy is so easy to ride trumpy makes it easy to come up with satire because he's a clown, a spoiled brat, narcissistic, piece of dogy poo that is why Colbert rides trump ... fuck trump
@thesterndragoon9159
@thesterndragoon9159 7 жыл бұрын
Hugh, you have a fake brain. That's the nicest way I can say it.
@danielamilton7737
@danielamilton7737 7 жыл бұрын
He is no way right wing
@mankypancakes
@mankypancakes 7 жыл бұрын
Jon Batiste's laugh is always the best part of the monolog
@ephraimephraim9427
@ephraimephraim9427 7 жыл бұрын
I think the reason he hasn't released his full tax returns is not because he hasn't paid tax but rather he has inflated his worth so much to get better business deals and thatll affect his busNess
@jaxius2511
@jaxius2511 7 жыл бұрын
Lord Eue That's a good thesis.
@flyinspirals
@flyinspirals 7 жыл бұрын
I think that's part of it, but suspect he didn't pay per his real assets, either. 3-card monte expert.
@rainmanslim4611
@rainmanslim4611 7 жыл бұрын
Lord Eue maybe he hasnt because leaking tax forms is illegal! not as illegal as maddow publishing them though.
@AlexBobalexRavenclaw
@AlexBobalexRavenclaw 7 жыл бұрын
Tharon Pleiades Thank you! If we are so reasonably calling for his taxes, we should be demanding for his social security number, bank statements, etc.
@mac1bc
@mac1bc 7 жыл бұрын
Rainman Slim it's not illegal to release your own tax returns. that's why every other presidential candidate does it.
@raynrayyan
@raynrayyan 7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that microwave truth cam part was legendary
@Zetabloxx1
@Zetabloxx1 7 жыл бұрын
James Sudbury - Why you gotta be so rude, man?
@raynrayyan
@raynrayyan 7 жыл бұрын
James Sudbury its just an opinion man , there are 7 billion humans and you think their opinions are similar to yours ?
@lightgray2082
@lightgray2082 7 жыл бұрын
kim Dierichsen I
@Spideera
@Spideera 7 жыл бұрын
Woah ... need to stand a little further away from the rays when cooking those hot pockets there. Maybe relax, get a massage or a glass of wine.. Wow! I hope you realize by now the English language has a word for everything and there are plenty of them that make little sense but surprisingly we all know what the other person is saying and every other country seems to want to learn this nonsensical language so they can talk to us too! go figure XD gotta luv America hehehe
@Ekseth
@Ekseth 7 жыл бұрын
Sure just like when you think of infrared googles you usually describe them as "infrared that turn into googles"...
@SirTobiser
@SirTobiser 7 жыл бұрын
Cliff-hangers, hanging from a cliiiff! _AND THATS WHY THEY'RE CALLED CLIFF-HANGERS_
@ensanesane
@ensanesane 7 жыл бұрын
S1r Tob153r classic
@BadWebDiver
@BadWebDiver 7 жыл бұрын
Technically, the term cliff-hanger did involve people such as heroes in paperback novels and serial movies hanging from cliffs, with promises to see what happened in the next episode. The term now refers to anytime when someone is generally left in a suspenseful situation, with the inferred promise that the major event weill be revealed in the near future.
@nujumkey
@nujumkey 7 жыл бұрын
S1r Tob153r can this be top comment?
@SirTobiser
@SirTobiser 7 жыл бұрын
Nujum Key Haha, that depends on if I'm lucky enough 😅 But let's wait and see
@SirTobiser
@SirTobiser 7 жыл бұрын
BadWebDiver Very informative 🤔 Thank you
@wotmot223
@wotmot223 7 жыл бұрын
Even David Cay Johnston speculated it was Trump. I've read most of his books, he has a left bias, but his work is good.
@Robbins996
@Robbins996 7 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, it makes sense. But if you don't think about it, it makes EVEN MORE sense! 😂😂😂
@mrk4022
@mrk4022 7 жыл бұрын
not only it was a big news but it got all of you talking about it. Rachel is the best!
@dumpthechump1769
@dumpthechump1769 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen, I love how you make fun of them. You and other comedians keep a lot of us from going insane, I believe.
@jayashreechakravarthy4949
@jayashreechakravarthy4949 Жыл бұрын
Will..slips……….slaps…kissssssss..fingers..bites…licks….squeezes kneads..slapsslapsslapsslapsslapsslapsslapsslapsslapsslapsslapsslapsslaps…climaxed….slaps…slips…fingers…rotates…removes…rubs…rotates..inserts..chins..thrusts…thrusts….thrusts….thrusts….thrusts….thrusts…. Squeezes slapsslapsslapsslapsslapsslapslsslapsslapsslapsslapsslaps…thrusts……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..l………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..shoots.
@camerondale6529
@camerondale6529 7 жыл бұрын
Nobody wears tinfoil hats anymore. Everyone upgraded to aluminum since the cold war. Donald Trump can be my president when he beats Dark Souls from start to finish.
@gigatywing3483
@gigatywing3483 7 жыл бұрын
Cameron Dale Dark Souls is a walk in the park compared to Demon's Souls
@deprogramm
@deprogramm 7 жыл бұрын
yea those tinfoil people who were right about the NSA crazy huh
@camerondale6529
@camerondale6529 7 жыл бұрын
GIGAtyWING Which is why I'm giving someone as incompetent as him a chance.
@camerondale6529
@camerondale6529 7 жыл бұрын
Vasting​ I can't decide which is the bigger joke - an NSA job opportunity commercial on KZbin from five minutes ago or your comment.
@nishant.rick21
@nishant.rick21 7 жыл бұрын
SpyengoEen Aluminium=Aluminum (in American English) (Seriously)
@samimas4343
@samimas4343 7 жыл бұрын
i like this microwave gag
@samimas4343
@samimas4343 7 жыл бұрын
kim Dierichsen you funny, yo;u
@rumorcontrol7873
@rumorcontrol7873 7 жыл бұрын
+kim found the shariabluebot ;)
@samimas4343
@samimas4343 7 жыл бұрын
Kekbot Pro kim Dierichsen​ oh um so which one of you two is my guardian angel or should i say -devil?
@jasonferguson8641
@jasonferguson8641 7 жыл бұрын
Sami Mas I hate it.... project are now laughing at America because of the clown parade in the Whitehouse
@JumbojayMK
@JumbojayMK 7 жыл бұрын
Jason Ferguson shut your mouth u dumb parrot
@i.nardone4676
@i.nardone4676 7 жыл бұрын
I LOVE that you kept the microwave. Hilarious !!!!
@Phi1618033
@Phi1618033 7 жыл бұрын
That's how Rachel does all of her segments. She spends 20 minutes detailing the history of pizza then ends with a bombshell about Congress's new tax on mozzarella.
@vice2versa
@vice2versa 2 жыл бұрын
Thats the reason i stopped watching Rachel Maddow.
@nightlightabcd
@nightlightabcd 7 жыл бұрын
The heck with the 2005 tax returns, I want to see last years tax returns!
@TheHipisterDeer
@TheHipisterDeer 7 жыл бұрын
Current Tax Returns.... Not ones from fucking 2005... that's super outdated.. so ya I agree. Besides he should release the tax returns from 2015... that's were all this "Russian Controversy" started on that year during his campaign.
@IndoAussie
@IndoAussie 7 жыл бұрын
me too ...
@abdalln8554
@abdalln8554 7 жыл бұрын
THEN YOU AMS DA EVIL LIBRIL, HUAGHH! - tumptards
@xxevilellisonxx
@xxevilellisonxx 7 жыл бұрын
nightlightabcd Hahahahahaha
@mcbanginbass1
@mcbanginbass1 7 жыл бұрын
So? that all seems so personal that only you care.
@tf2dudebot
@tf2dudebot 7 жыл бұрын
The Late Show by Stephen Colbert is the only show on right now that describes how angry so many people are feeling.
@TheRobster2007
@TheRobster2007 7 жыл бұрын
Hardly. He never goes after the Dems, because his pay masters won't let him. Such a shame.
@dougrattmann3554
@dougrattmann3554 7 жыл бұрын
Freely Liberal or because the Dems haven't been nearly as controversial?
@IXSICNESS
@IXSICNESS 7 жыл бұрын
Freely Liberal oror maybe its because the dems dont have an emotionally unstable manchild twitter troll.conman constantly putting nonsense and lies into the public arena
@TheRobster2007
@TheRobster2007 7 жыл бұрын
No, that's not it. They provide plenty of comedy gold we never see. Nice try though. ;)
@AArata63
@AArata63 7 жыл бұрын
He did say people. What kind of creatures Republicans are? We are not sure. And Trump supporters? Definitely NOT human.
@PJC1983
@PJC1983 7 жыл бұрын
I always knew the Hindenberg was for realsies.
@kyannos
@kyannos 7 жыл бұрын
you would need some major self control not to crack up with this, the microwave bit got me rolling!!
@xy6845
@xy6845 7 жыл бұрын
You actually get more news information out of the average Late Show than the average Rachel Madow Show. Plus, it's also genuinely funny. (Seriously.)
@for.tax.reasons
@for.tax.reasons 7 жыл бұрын
I want the microwave cam to be a permanent fixture on the show
@lokibean3019
@lokibean3019 7 жыл бұрын
Its kinda cramped watching from my microwave
@marthinusjansevanvuuren2774
@marthinusjansevanvuuren2774 7 жыл бұрын
I personally leaked my own tax returns to the revenue service.. Cause it's the law..
@Syisulis
@Syisulis 7 жыл бұрын
That microwave joke is to funny LMAO he should use that to make a bit of talking to Obama
@ajinkyagauns2280
@ajinkyagauns2280 3 жыл бұрын
Rachel was like how the hell did he pay so much taxes 🤣🤣🤣
@nolarobert
@nolarobert 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen did a great job of starting the show with a Rachel Maddow parody that skewered the long and drawn out dog and pony show put on by MSNBC last night. While I have much love for Rachel, she did not perform so much as a journalist last night. The show put on was more reminiscent of a late-night infomercial for Ginsu knives with all of the "But Wait! There's More!" buildup but in the end, was really just about hyping a knife. It is pretty obvious that the person who "leaked" this 2-page 1040 summary from 2005 did so to provide the maximum benefit to Donald Trump. Johnston was spot on in naming the #1 admirer of Donald Trump in the world... Donald Trump. The White House wouldn't have merrily dumped details about the tax return if it wasn't good for The Donald. He knew MSNBC would enthusiastically jump all over this "news" because it would draw big ratings which made advertisers happy and brings profits to GE's bottom line. Maddow willingly walked right into the honey trap because it was ratings gold. Trump knows how to manipulate people for his benefit. I expect this kind of behavior from Fox or CNN but it was a shame to see Maddow so willingly throw herself into hyping this non-news story. I understand that news is a business and the pressure is on to get ratings but good grief Maddow, have some higher standards please. Trump got what he wanted, a distraction from the endless leaks about his connections (and those of his advisers, staff, business associates, etc.) with Russia and the impact it had on the 2016 Election. So Trump keeps a cage full of squirrels to toss out every few days knowing how the media will chase it. (Trump is a serial squirrel leaker!) Meanwhile, the Trump-Russia connection gets ignored during that news cycle. This absurd descent into the poorly written Twilight Zone episode that is the Trump administration has driven Stephen into talking to his microwave. Somebody resurrect Rod Serling to rewrite this script before it kills us all.
@AngelusHale
@AngelusHale 7 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised the White House is still white. I expected it to get a tan.
@MichaelAronson
@MichaelAronson 7 жыл бұрын
It got a bit whiter.
@666TheBloodLust666
@666TheBloodLust666 7 жыл бұрын
It was black.
@gregorywatson3779
@gregorywatson3779 7 жыл бұрын
I thought is would be coated Gold
@89Crono
@89Crono 7 жыл бұрын
Xokks People did make that joke. Numerous times. There was a whole fake news story about it.
@SirStanleytheStumbler
@SirStanleytheStumbler 7 жыл бұрын
It could use a nice shade of orange.
@VirtualLotus
@VirtualLotus 7 жыл бұрын
"getting no more votes than legally required" absolutely great joke
@ripvanstinkle
@ripvanstinkle 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert is now the king of the monologue.
@Ekkie101
@Ekkie101 7 жыл бұрын
Rachael said that the immigration service needed the returns for Melania's citizenship hearing especially for that year. She attained citizenship in 2006. Perhaps someone at immigration found the returns and sent them to Johnson.
@TV-jn4dh
@TV-jn4dh 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen should make a whole monologue through microwave.
@Zetabloxx1
@Zetabloxx1 7 жыл бұрын
YES
@lamingtongirl123
@lamingtongirl123 7 жыл бұрын
Tt kv he did
@tonytune4342
@tonytune4342 7 жыл бұрын
I don't like Trump , but he is playing them like a fiddle.
@seanwarren9357
@seanwarren9357 7 жыл бұрын
Tony Tune If fiddles were made out of shit.
@TheZBUCKNER
@TheZBUCKNER 7 жыл бұрын
Sean Warren ha. ha. ha.
@72marshflower15
@72marshflower15 7 жыл бұрын
Tony Tune All MSM serves the US Capital Establishment, a conservative entity... CNN serves the same entity that owns Fox... looks like they are not the only ones being played like a fiddle... get it?
@elchucofried5683
@elchucofried5683 7 жыл бұрын
72marshflower15 fox news for conservatives cnn for moderates and liberal and msnbc is for liberals
@chestercopperpot9459
@chestercopperpot9459 7 жыл бұрын
And the fake news who made you not like him played you like one.
@luisch1708
@luisch1708 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert is on FIRE! 🔥
@gaiusscipio
@gaiusscipio 7 жыл бұрын
Finally got the chance to watch this. I've been busier than Donald Trump's hands backstage at a Miss Teen America competition
@funkebass
@funkebass 7 жыл бұрын
The band is playing "Actual Proof" (Herbie Hancock) on the out. Too cool!
@the_dead_poet7829
@the_dead_poet7829 7 жыл бұрын
_"He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."_ - Friedrich Nietzsche
@jontraz5993
@jontraz5993 7 жыл бұрын
Its Gotta Be Sky you sir, are uneducated.
@Gemsofafrica
@Gemsofafrica 7 жыл бұрын
lol...Stephen u're amazing
@MrDallas420
@MrDallas420 7 жыл бұрын
You're*
@Bananananananaanananana
@Bananananananaanananana 7 жыл бұрын
MrDallas420 you're* because it wasn't at the beginning of the sentence... Sowwy I'm a libtard so these little things are important to me...
@iikurbypinkyii
@iikurbypinkyii 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert is not so much Conservative side or Liberal side. He just uses his common sense. We need a common sense party.
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 7 жыл бұрын
Gen Can Trump didn't release current tax returns, though. He might as well have released the tax returns of a different Donald Trump unrelated to him and allowed people to make assumptions.
@summushieremiasclarkson4700
@summushieremiasclarkson4700 7 жыл бұрын
Another Trump that no one knows about payed close to $4E6 in taxes? That's a long shot there mate.
@KronicKillin
@KronicKillin 7 жыл бұрын
Hes runs the same agenda as the channel hes on. Never strays away from it. If he did he would lose his job...
@KronicKillin
@KronicKillin 7 жыл бұрын
Chunkboi just admit you don't like the 4th Amendment. The right to privacy. It's 100% legal for the government to look at the paper work of Trumps and they have already done it. Just admit you don't want Trump to have the right of privacy. And want everything from him taking a shit to banging his hot wife to be streamed live.
@KronicKillin
@KronicKillin 7 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind your side did this to Obama as well. Hillary started the Obama was from Africa crap in 2008 at the democrat debates. You guys didn't like him having the 4th amendment either.
@frankeinstein5368
@frankeinstein5368 7 жыл бұрын
The reflection of Stephen's teleprompter in the microwave door is priceless.
@royallion271
@royallion271 7 жыл бұрын
Yea, he just released a tax return just for the year of 2005! That's it! That was done intentionally just to show the people that he paid taxes! he is hiding something behind this! what about 2006-2017!!!
@tonybologna6484
@tonybologna6484 7 жыл бұрын
Ramped Upp Idk about 2006 but even you aren't you a little curious to know What's in that doc from 2015? I mean if it's got nothing bad why do everything to avoid it's publicity?
@jimmyjoejoeshabadoojr
@jimmyjoejoeshabadoojr 7 жыл бұрын
Anthony Mendoza you put 10 years of your tax returns up on social media. if you don't, I'll think you're hiding something.
@timothy790110
@timothy790110 7 жыл бұрын
I'm sure colbert pays more taxes that he is required.
@rainmanslim4611
@rainmanslim4611 7 жыл бұрын
timothy790110 im sure he doesn't. im sure maddow pays far less in taxes than she is required to.
@brightbear7183
@brightbear7183 7 жыл бұрын
RoyalLion 0
@jacklawson2474
@jacklawson2474 7 жыл бұрын
These monologues keep getting better and better!
@josearturogarza5114
@josearturogarza5114 7 жыл бұрын
I want my MTV..Microwave Television.
@theoandolaf
@theoandolaf 7 жыл бұрын
Maddow basically fired an empty gun at Trump.
@carlosdanger7263
@carlosdanger7263 7 жыл бұрын
Maddow pulled the grenades pin ... . . . . . and threw the pin.
@mckennapalmer6962
@mckennapalmer6962 7 жыл бұрын
if you think about it, it makes sense, if you don't think about it makes even more sense...stephen, you're a genius
@GabrielaaCOLOMBIANA
@GabrielaaCOLOMBIANA 7 жыл бұрын
Nice, finally a true comedic episode. About time Colbert, great to have you back on track!
@anonymous-zn5em
@anonymous-zn5em 7 жыл бұрын
How was copper wire invented? Two Trumps fighting over a penny.
@anonymous-zn5em
@anonymous-zn5em 7 жыл бұрын
I trademarked that joke in China so I can sue people who repeat it.
@13lack13ird
@13lack13ird 7 жыл бұрын
anon ymous how was copper wire invented? two Trumps fighting over a penny
@kennyhoang4088
@kennyhoang4088 7 жыл бұрын
+anon ymous How was copper wire invented? Two Trumps fighting over a penny.
@EadmundIsenHealf
@EadmundIsenHealf 7 жыл бұрын
HOW WAS COPPER WIRE INVENTED? TWO TRUMPS FIGHTING OVER A PENNY!!!!!!!
@bestcommenteronyoutube9338
@bestcommenteronyoutube9338 7 жыл бұрын
anon ymous pennies are not made out of copper and have not been for a very long time
@ahinckles
@ahinckles 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert the legend lol I hope he stays around until he's the age of David Letterman
@WorstThingsEver
@WorstThingsEver 7 жыл бұрын
And I thought it's not allowed to release your tax returns when they're still under audit... ;)
@anonymous-zn5em
@anonymous-zn5em 7 жыл бұрын
Just click your heels together 3 times while saying "there's no place like home" and you'll wake up from this nightmare.
@bobby3230
@bobby3230 7 жыл бұрын
I want the microwave bit to be a mainstay 😂 it's so damn funny
@amandabertelsen7921
@amandabertelsen7921 7 жыл бұрын
"Is this news or a reality show?" Yes. The Cheeto that lives in the White House made it so.
@HereForTheComments
@HereForTheComments 7 жыл бұрын
I can agree that 2005 was a nothing year, and we need the whole scoop to know how Trump is a tax dodger. But it is a start, right? Isn't this what we all wanted? Tax returns? It's not the whole story, but that's what we're trying to get.
@paulcasanova1909
@paulcasanova1909 7 жыл бұрын
5:50 "How can I pee on myself if I'm standing right here?"
@musikinspace
@musikinspace 7 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Colin Firth be critical of his own side once in a awhile.
@jimmye.787
@jimmye.787 7 жыл бұрын
Feels good too laugh at the Colbert show again.
@The_Bashar
@The_Bashar 7 жыл бұрын
Tin-foil hats people, the microwave ovens are watching!!
@Zip-id7pm
@Zip-id7pm 7 жыл бұрын
I do not like Trump... that is all.
@naveendotcom
@naveendotcom 7 жыл бұрын
Yurick Hunt i didn't like your mom either. Fatcow.
@Zip-id7pm
@Zip-id7pm 7 жыл бұрын
Trump Train The whole point of the comment was to expose people like you, I honestly hope not all Trump supporters are like you.
@Zip-id7pm
@Zip-id7pm 7 жыл бұрын
Trump Train I'll have you know I wank in my room.
@Batmanananana
@Batmanananana 7 жыл бұрын
Yurick Hunt Glad he didnt get elected to become ur bunk buddy.
@Zip-id7pm
@Zip-id7pm 7 жыл бұрын
Henri Alanko Mmm.... I don't think you got the point of my comment.
@johnpark5608
@johnpark5608 7 жыл бұрын
I swear late night shows are ruining trump lol
@sharoncatwoman
@sharoncatwoman 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert is the funniest guy ever. Whether we are liberals or conservatives we have to laugh at ourselves sometimes.
@franckmbolo2911
@franckmbolo2911 7 жыл бұрын
Those $3 donations though ... a smart move 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@flynnryan6165
@flynnryan6165 7 жыл бұрын
always nice to see him actually point out that it isnt just conservatives can be idiots, hes usually so one sided it gets old.
@lolalinda97
@lolalinda97 7 жыл бұрын
Flynn Ryan He didn't say she was an idiot Everyone is just upset that she built up to something that didn't really reveal anything or wasn't even recent
@flynnryan6165
@flynnryan6165 7 жыл бұрын
she is kind of an idiot though
@miragexl007
@miragexl007 7 жыл бұрын
exactly...although it lasted like 1-2 minutes....and had to get off that subject and move back to his Leftist/right-Trump bashing views
@66fiveandahalf
@66fiveandahalf 7 жыл бұрын
All of the excitement of Geraldo opening Al Capone's vault bwahahahahaaaaa!
@catladymb1864
@catladymb1864 7 жыл бұрын
This tax return is from 2005, 11 years ago! It was 10 years ago he paid NO tax, so let's see 2006 taxes! More importantly let's see 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 !!!!
@shanedussault740
@shanedussault740 7 жыл бұрын
OldCatLady MB 2017, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 09, 08 (ten tax years ago), 07, 06, 05(thirteen tax years ago) try counting just a tad harder?
@catladymb1864
@catladymb1864 7 жыл бұрын
Vakarian Mocha You are a genius aren't you? This year you file last year's taxes, so it is a year behind. Try thinking or become more knowledgeable before you criticize?
@catladymb1864
@catladymb1864 7 жыл бұрын
Vakarian Mocha Oh, to make it simpler for you, 2017 taxes will be done NEXT YEAR, that is 2018 ! So kid, when you grow up you will actually know something.
@catladymb1864
@catladymb1864 7 жыл бұрын
Vakarian Mocha Still figuring it out? You can count, but can't subtract?
@shanedussault740
@shanedussault740 7 жыл бұрын
OldCatLady MB sleep is a thing? also I suppose it depends on where you live, as I just filed my 2017 taxes. regardless even if we go by your offset it's still not 10 years ago
@DianeBanks1
@DianeBanks1 7 жыл бұрын
Love the microwave moment - I thought we were going to hear the voice of Obama from it, lol ;)
@squatch545
@squatch545 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert has the best writers !!! He's killiing it!
@kris.i1249
@kris.i1249 7 жыл бұрын
I really must buy that micro oven with more pixels and better speakers. The picture is all fuzzy and the voice disappears. 😛
@roguecactus7
@roguecactus7 7 жыл бұрын
Kris.i you need to upgrade to an fMRI tv. You see everything.
@yogi919
@yogi919 7 жыл бұрын
Rachel gives good americans a bad name... when I say good americans.. I mean people that have a heart, do not listen to lies, and never lose hope in people.... I do not like trump, I like helping people, I believe this is a nation built by immigrants, I love and respect women, I respect the military and those who have served with loyalty and not dodged service with dishonor, I respect military families, I respect veterans that have been held captured, I respect a deal, do not support putin or his criminal human hating ways.... i can go on but you get the picture... do not let your hate red for colored people or your greed for money dictate what is right.... either way, if i find you on the side of the road in need, I will help you, immigrant or not... why? because its the american way.. IN GOD WE TRUST!.... and i am not advocating religion.. if you do not believe in anything, i still love you..
@norsethehorse8179
@norsethehorse8179 7 жыл бұрын
john doe people will hate you because you said something about god... even if you aren't advocating religion. Sad times
@dmc1673
@dmc1673 6 жыл бұрын
wat
@StrangeThingsHappenInAmerica
@StrangeThingsHappenInAmerica 7 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one thinking Trump hired a 12-year-old to be in charge of his Twitter account?
@Vinddraken
@Vinddraken 7 жыл бұрын
Strange Things Happen In America he is in charge of his own account. Choose your own conclusion to that.
@BombDaBase1
@BombDaBase1 7 жыл бұрын
No way a 12-year-old would be way too qualified for his position
@sidneyalberts2916
@sidneyalberts2916 7 жыл бұрын
You mean, Barron? :D
@Syndie702
@Syndie702 7 жыл бұрын
That's rather offensive to twelve year olds, don't you think?
@FLyyyT_
@FLyyyT_ 7 жыл бұрын
his brain got the most votes for his twitter, seriously. tremendous. huge votes.
@stagger5863
@stagger5863 7 жыл бұрын
Now i want a microwave selfie stick and walk everywhere and take microwave selfies
@omikl
@omikl 7 жыл бұрын
You know. This is really entertaining. I just wish I was watching it from another planet...
@kdawg3475
@kdawg3475 7 жыл бұрын
"Is this news or a reality show?" Dude it's been even less legitimate than a reality show for years.
@joshuaford9714
@joshuaford9714 7 жыл бұрын
why should we care about tax returns from over a decade ago?
@vmgx
@vmgx 7 жыл бұрын
Joshua Ford Because if it has something illegal in it that could be grounds for Impeachment and prosecution
@BoopBoop508
@BoopBoop508 7 жыл бұрын
Vitor Gullo turns out he paid more taxes then bernie sanders.
@Former_Halo_Fan
@Former_Halo_Fan 7 жыл бұрын
Logan calkins So? He also has more money than Bernie Sanders.
@BoopBoop508
@BoopBoop508 7 жыл бұрын
But he still paid more money then the average billionare.
@erichooper2794
@erichooper2794 7 жыл бұрын
Peter he paid a higher percentage of that money than Bernie sanders, trump paid 25% Bernie and Obama only paid 19% both of which harp about people "paying their fair share"
@duxnihilo
@duxnihilo 7 жыл бұрын
7:00 I CAN SEE THE TELEPROMPTER! XD
@robertthompson9643
@robertthompson9643 4 жыл бұрын
Nice catch!
@elmuchachoenamorado6764
@elmuchachoenamorado6764 7 жыл бұрын
03:06 is that The Joker Laughing in the background? 😂😂😂😂
@desi4422
@desi4422 7 жыл бұрын
I can visualize Maddow crashing into the MSNBC meeting discussing how they should report on the tax returns and grabbing the returns. Then running away and locking herself in a room to air her epic fail.
@mattheus5433
@mattheus5433 7 жыл бұрын
1st Stephen Colbert skit that I LOVED.
@FreddyFuFu
@FreddyFuFu 7 жыл бұрын
The greatest nothingburger of all time
@questioneverything-rf3yf
@questioneverything-rf3yf 5 жыл бұрын
....is Trump.
@zeewann
@zeewann 7 жыл бұрын
Just 150 million in annual earnings? Thought he was a billionaire.
@miragexl007
@miragexl007 7 жыл бұрын
more to personal total wealth than annual earnings? Food for thought there educated one.
@StevenTorrey
@StevenTorrey 7 жыл бұрын
Let's just say I don 't nuke my coffee naked while I'm naked anymore. Not that I believe, but you can never tell. Best to play safe!
@GDIEternal
@GDIEternal 7 жыл бұрын
I love how the band breaks into Herbie Hancock's "Actual Proof" at the end. How apropos.
@lazydude2646
@lazydude2646 7 жыл бұрын
Trump is the annoying orange!
@Alexis-jd3wu
@Alexis-jd3wu 7 жыл бұрын
I want to see his taxes from every year. He bragged about not paying them so I want to see what's true. Not just one year from over a decade ago
@korsaegiovanna8592
@korsaegiovanna8592 7 жыл бұрын
"We demand he releases his tax returns so we can prove he dodges taxes" *releases tax returns* "Oh we didn't care about them anyway!"
@williamwalkup988
@williamwalkup988 7 жыл бұрын
Now that was well written, delivered and funny. Huge... expose Rachel. Follow the bouncing ball of money Maddow.
@AlexBobalexRavenclaw
@AlexBobalexRavenclaw 7 жыл бұрын
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Beautiful performance, Stephen! I really felt spoken to through the microwave!
@Dani-wr2wx
@Dani-wr2wx 7 жыл бұрын
this laugh from that black dude is so weird lmao
@Adolfhitler-ge2om
@Adolfhitler-ge2om 7 жыл бұрын
who gives a fk abt 2005 we want 2006-2016......
@aarontrump6589
@aarontrump6589 7 жыл бұрын
Maddow has lost it. She lost any journalistic integrity she may have had. (seriously)
@sunshinebutterfliesandrose1003
@sunshinebutterfliesandrose1003 7 жыл бұрын
Mik Smith How? She reported on Trump's 2005 tax return truthfully. It may have not been newsworthy; but it was true.
@mistym0rning
@mistym0rning 7 жыл бұрын
Tirzahbeloved Joyrose - yeah it was all true, but she could've had the integrity to report on it in a segment of approx 5-10mins length (since there was not that much important information to cover) instead of going on and on about irrelevant pieces of info. Not her finest hour.
@sunshinebutterfliesandrose1003
@sunshinebutterfliesandrose1003 7 жыл бұрын
mistymorning195 I agree.
@el_equidistante
@el_equidistante 7 жыл бұрын
Aaron Trump? lol how pathetic can you be
@AWrestlingHistorian
@AWrestlingHistorian 7 жыл бұрын
Biggest journalist fail since Al Capone's vault.
@marias3786
@marias3786 7 жыл бұрын
"...that adds up to..... zero fucks being given." i died
@dav0n
@dav0n 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen’s Trump voice has gotten SO MUCH BETTER! (Like if this is still a good ep in 2020)
@Tinandel
@Tinandel 7 жыл бұрын
My God, that band guy's annoying cackle and his stupid sound effects...
@avedic
@avedic 7 жыл бұрын
Rachel Maddow's fuck up is really unfortunate.....because she is _by far_ the most intelligent ethical and honest investigative journalist on tv. So it sucks that she flubbed this up so badly....because she's going to get undue scorn for this. This one fuck up aside, she's normally incredibly rigorous and astute in her reporting.
@sunshinebutterfliesandrose1003
@sunshinebutterfliesandrose1003 7 жыл бұрын
avedic She will bounce back. The alt-right and Trumptards are out to discredit her. She need to be very careful what is sent to her through a third party who may not be as meticulous as she is.
@lcoop3505
@lcoop3505 7 жыл бұрын
She is too biased for me as a moderate. Be careful with her.
@kbrue54
@kbrue54 7 жыл бұрын
How is she ethical and honest? Remember when she was nearly cying after the election? She's one of the most biased reporters in my opinion
@lcoop3505
@lcoop3505 7 жыл бұрын
***** agreed. Idk if she claims unbias, but if she does, she should be fired.
@AJC073099
@AJC073099 7 жыл бұрын
avedic I want whatever you are on. Best investigative reporter? This instance proved the opposite.
@queensinthesky
@queensinthesky 7 жыл бұрын
A bit disappointing that Colbert's writers are so harsh towards Maddow, but I guess it's important to be equally harsh to both sides when possible.
@sunshinebutterfliesandrose1003
@sunshinebutterfliesandrose1003 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Murphy I like Rachel; but she has to be careful to not fall for the tricks of Trump's attorney and Steve Bannon. She is in their crosshairs. Maybe these jokes at her expense will remind her to be more discerning when information is sent to her. She is a brilliant commentator; She just need to stay vigilant.
@sh4rksh4d0vv
@sh4rksh4d0vv 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Murphy Oh no, don't make fun of the poor liberal
@queensinthesky
@queensinthesky 7 жыл бұрын
It's gotten to a point where it's just ridiculous for either side to criticize the other for needing 'safe spaces' - Trump and his supporters got so triggered by Snoop Dogg shooting a fake clown gun at someone dressed up as Trump that it kind of destroyed that whole snowflake argument the right loves to use.
@davidmaroney7967
@davidmaroney7967 7 жыл бұрын
Equal?... Ha! That's funny.
@queensinthesky
@queensinthesky 7 жыл бұрын
I'm not 'mad' he's bashing Maddow, just was a bit surprised, and isn't it obvious? It's like asking you why you aren't mad that Trump isn't bashing Bannon and Pence as much as NBC and Obama.
@Roonifer
@Roonifer 7 жыл бұрын
Bahaha, he was reading a script inside that microwave.
@tiredoffools8929
@tiredoffools8929 7 жыл бұрын
"Always remove your tin foil hat before you put your head in here." LOL
@Sean-dv8qt
@Sean-dv8qt 7 жыл бұрын
People get mad at him because they think he didn't pay taxes so then there's proof he payed taxes and they say no one cares
@lolalinda97
@lolalinda97 7 жыл бұрын
Sean 3756 10 years ago though People are mad because they want to see recent tax returns
@golammorshed9082
@golammorshed9082 7 жыл бұрын
Tharon Pleiades why doesn't Pence show his Emails. You know the private email that got hacked with confidential email
@alikhoobiary6595
@alikhoobiary6595 7 жыл бұрын
Actually sally, it was HIM who said I didn't pay taxes. Remember?
@nothanks2806
@nothanks2806 7 жыл бұрын
Golam Morshed yes because people are going to openly show their emails lmao. It's not like Hillary showed hers 😂
@antonelabakavic4045
@antonelabakavic4045 7 жыл бұрын
Sean 3756 wtf????
@Joni_Tarvainen
@Joni_Tarvainen 7 жыл бұрын
It's great to see how Stephen can handle this from the neutral point of view, with common sense as should. I don't know when liberals are happy. I'm not Conservative, hell I don't even live in America but in Finland. But straight up following what's happening in the North-American continent is just troubling. I mean They got his Tax returns, and he even had higher percentages than for example Obama had, or Bush or any senator/state Representative. Left-wingers lost their election 'cause they lobbed Bernie down from taking him off from the table so Hillary would get more votes, but it backfired and those large number of those Bernie supporters found more sense in Trumps ideology than Hillarys and now they've been bitching about their own mistake for half a year. Liberals proposing insane gender identity laws (Canada) and all these "Peaceful protests" where Starbucks retailers seems to be the hardest victims on material costs. Denying free speech. For what I've understood, Trump doesn't even take President salary as it's basically worthless to him and leaves it to go on helping the American economy, which often Liberals/Left-wingers conviniently forgets.
@lolalinda97
@lolalinda97 7 жыл бұрын
Joni Tarvainen You sound pretty conservative tbh Complaining about gender identity laws and this imaginary attack on free speech and acting like a filthy rich guy is so nice for not taking the salary even though his wife and kid are costing tax payers in New York a shit ton of money and he's costing a shit ton of money by going on vacation every weekend
@lolalinda97
@lolalinda97 7 жыл бұрын
Joni Tarvainen and I was a Bernie supporter Any Bernie supporter who stupidly voted for trump as an alternative to Bernie was probably never interested in Bernies policies anyway because the only thing they had in common was talking about helping the working class and only Bernie actually meant it
@Joni_Tarvainen
@Joni_Tarvainen 7 жыл бұрын
lolalinda97 My point is that I can't understand why left-wing can't accept the fact that Trump is now the president and that's the fact. He's entertainer and business man, he knows how human mind works. Or he's just bat-shit crazy. Either way, by making Trump a joke made his job easy as "Every promotion is good promotion", this applies on everything. And which is admirable but same time extremely scary, is that he's actually politican who seems to fulfill his campaign promises. About that "imaginary attack on free speech", don't you find somehow worried that in Canada you can sue people for not using gender neutral pronouns towards someone and licences don't have sex anymore as it's seen as violation towards the person who holds the licence? For me it's absurd, but you have to remember that I don't live or have even ever been in the whole continent, so I can only speak through outsiders eyes. p.s. I personally found Bernie as the best candidate of all. His views were something that once again in my Finnish eyes seemed *only* reasonable options for the government should work.
@Joni_Tarvainen
@Joni_Tarvainen 7 жыл бұрын
And I could see atleast plausible that those Bernie supporters might have went on Trumps camp because of the working class issues alone and see Hillary just as a bad choise as I saw her. As well as I saw Trump.
@Joni_Tarvainen
@Joni_Tarvainen 7 жыл бұрын
JT Nelson I think I've made pretty clear in this thread that I didn't see Trump or Hillary either to be good choise for such position. If I were even American I would have been in Bernies camp. But that's only trough my Finnish eyes. I have never even been in America so I can't judge your systems or how you want to make your points heard. All I've ever said that in MY EYES there's alot of shit happening and I don't understand why people can't unite as a nation. We don't have such problems in Finland so my political view to North-American policies is purely from observation By my views. As I said earlier, in the thread I straight up say that Trump isn't fit to be president of the most powerful nation of the world, but neither should have Hillary been. If you want to see that destroying starbucks retailers is great way to bring your "Peaceful message" out then believe so, I'm just confused how that helps anyone?
@ParisDylan1
@ParisDylan1 7 жыл бұрын
"Donald Trump. Donald. Trump, Donald. OK, stick around and we'll Donald Trump!"
@AL-SH
@AL-SH 7 жыл бұрын
parisdylan You can always watch Fallon playing games with celebrities if you're not pleased.
@ParisDylan1
@ParisDylan1 7 жыл бұрын
haha, true :/
@throwler
@throwler 7 жыл бұрын
But wait.....this just in.........Trump, Trump and.....you guessed it, more Trump. Stay tuned for more......
@KatchouroBlade
@KatchouroBlade 7 жыл бұрын
Trump living rent free in Colbert and his audience's heads - I love it. :)
@JonathanNeilRhodes
@JonathanNeilRhodes 7 жыл бұрын
There is so much content there to make fun of - you can't blame the late night hosts for doing it so much. Even those like Fallon who do not do it too much are being told to do it more because otherwise they miss out on ratings
@fatfinger5286
@fatfinger5286 7 жыл бұрын
Best episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert in a loooong time. ;)
@floydthebarber71
@floydthebarber71 7 жыл бұрын
Teleprompter in microwave door reflection? Killed the buzz
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