Trying To Watch: Baby Geniuses

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[@krischapman748]

This is footage of a man slowly being driven insane.

[@fruitbatfox]

This'll just be found in the archives of the police report

[@notyou6674]

know what i mean

[@cieli_asmr]

Not You Wut.

[@anikmonette2140]

If a IHE movie is ever made, it would probably be a horror, found footage film.

[@CaylexT]

You can just hear his soul leaving his body at about 10 minutes in (which is probably about 1 hour in to the real movie). RIP.

[@onamor9918]

"I think it's fair to say that this film is so bad that I died while watching it."

[@iamaturtle6474]

Dear God, you are the bravest man.

[@davidshulzy]

I am a turtle seY

[@delt-4462]

robo miner Actually, I studies latin when I was really young and those letters don't look anything like Latin letters. They resemble greek ones if anything (even though they're Russian)

[@McHeisenburger]

Not even God can watch this movie without silently weeping on the inside.

[@jackies.6211]

10:48 This is when Alex lost his mind.

[@ell6122]

I don't know why but I have fallen in love with this channel so much. It has a sense of humour that I really like. So keep em coming bud

[@irinman3225]

5 years and this is still my absolute favorite video on youtube, there's something about being able to pinpoint the exact moment where this movie drives alex insane that really gets me

[@xXSUBJECT4Xx]

IHE! You're not supposed to watch the FIRST movie! It really gets good at the finale of the fourth movie, when the writers of the show- I mean, movie, found out about the fandom surrounding this movie series! EDIT: Unfortunately, I have to say this, since not enough people get the joke; This is a joke making fun of the Bronies who berated IHE for watching the first episode of MLP and had simultaneously recommended that he watch the finale of the 4th season instead.

[@chickenlover6489]

Please, for the love of God, tell me you were joking about this movies series having a fanbase.

[@xXSUBJECT4Xx]

Mateo Bevilacqua Watch the "Trying to Watch My Little Pony" Comment Comeback, and you'll understand the joke. I don't think this movie series has a fanbase, either fortunately or unfortunately.

[@kaiden2319]

Trying to get on comment comeback -_-

[@xXSUBJECT4Xx]

Soo superior FTW I was joking. I was making fun of the Bronies who told IHE to not watch the 1st episode of My Little Pony and instead watch the finale of the fourth season.

[@ralek592]

Subject and how the fuck are we suppost to know that?.

[@Mango-xn8sd]

Listen I don't think this was a fair review. This guy is obviously not invested in the baby geniuses lore

[@jermbonotrombone]

Thank you for writing the words “baby geniuses lore” I never knew I needed that in my life until now

[@michaelbullen3104]

@@jermbonotromboneBaby Geniuses lore is a fucking disgusting cursed combination of words

[@marmotbro4673]

10:54 IHE.exe has stopped working.

[@clawzx1195]

Farberbur

[@notachannle]

as an american, I think your Britta accent is flawless

[@notachannle]

*British

[@kiracaroso]

+notachannle That is because he is British.

[@notachannle]

Kira Caroso Oh shit, really? I'm shocked.

[@notachannle]

I Use Logic To Justify Things Its fucking sarcasm

[@supersonic7914]

+Kira Caroso isn't he norwegian?

[@28Hazefur]

As an American I can say that the "American voice" your talking about is super fucking annoying. It's a relic of the 90s that producers are clinging onto. It has featured in more anti drug videos and educational videos than I can comprehend. It is the stupidly stereotypical west coast cool kid voice. Just rides rides in on a skateboard and says "Remember guys, drugs are for losers."

[@keenanirwin6702]

Russian people better be angry against gay laws still.

[@battias199]

keenan irwin there is still a ton of homophobes here.

[@keenanirwin6702]

The owl thinks its stupid and they're supposed to be the wise animals.

[@battias199]

keenan irwin​​​​​​​ I don't understand what you're really trying to say XD. 

[@Kaozorier]

keenan irwin I really don't understand what you're trying to say.

[@DannyLemonFace]

6:25 >British baby America did this, we call him stewie griffin...

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lol

[@ZimVader-0017]

And halfway through the movie, he finally looses his mind.....

[@justagirlandherphone]

I'm currently laid up in bed with COVID, and your commentary made me laugh so hard that I spat hot tea all over myself... 😭 While I'm most sympathetic to the suffering you clearly underwent whilst watching this monsterous abomination, please know you brought joy into my otherwise dreary day. Might I even suggest that *you,* Good Sir, are a "Baby Genius" in your own right? Anyway, thanks! 🙏🏻

[@theobrill5161]

I think I accidentally watched this movie, but the memories were suppressed.

[@kikimonique9479]

Same XD

[@ashtynplunkett8572]

Yeah! I remember the scene where they kidnapped the baby from the playground but can't remember the rest of it or when/where I watched it. I think I blocked it out. Thank f*ck I did though.

[@g_h1663]

theo brill same. But i dident suppress it. I am forever haunted😱😱😱😱😱

[@petercurry1799]

All I remember is the babies talking and it looking weird.

[@Johnnythat1dude]

You know what's strange about this movie? The director of this made a Christmas Story...This piece of shit was directed by the same guy who gave us the classic, a Christmas Story.

[@Clay3613]

They threw money at him.

[@casketbase7750]

This one and "The Bat People" are tied for most entertaining in the whole "Trying To Watch" playlist. Bat People for the sheer amount of bat puns Alex makes to pass the time, and this one for how slowly he unravels over the course of about fifteen minutes.

[@del5981]

Omg Alex I'm only 5 minutes in and you're going nuts XD XD it's oddly adorable but noooo

[@1-genuine-wheeze-later-408]

Im America but the insults to America are hilarious to me

[@hourz]

Oh my, the "English Baby part" had me LOLing hard.

[@danirust4543]

I remember when I was little this was like my favorite thing in the world. Please forgive me, for I was young and stupid. But little me saw the second one and was like THERES MORE OF THEM THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED

[@evanm7592]

4:14 I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE

[@scorchtitan3442]

+Evan M (Stereoraptor) That part killed me

[@CPMeowmeow0]

+SCORCHMASTER102 badum tss

[@CPMeowmeow0]

+SCORCHMASTER102 badum tss

[@siegmeme2887]

10:48 is the exact moment when alex snaps.

[@ronnieluna7173]

Ihe's watch alongs are so much better than popcorn talk and shit like that, it feels like your watching it with him

[@Emily-mo5sy]

I Hate Everything A pat on the back for going through this movie to make these videos for us...

[@Finchspielberg]

Your english baby voice sounds like one of Jason Steele's voices of film cow.

[@victorjc5229]

The baby looks like Alex.

[@petrichor04_]

I like how 75% of this video is just Alex having suicidal thoughts

[@HARBINGER8752]

"Baby Smarts" would have been a much better title.

[@darksidegryphon5393]

That giant baby just got from the depths of the uncanny valley.

[@thatdeliveryguy8975]

Its nice to see your channel expanding at this rate thumbs up'

[@keekeem9602]

This movie was my childhood, next to look who's talking.

[@johnclavis]

LOL I noticed that two cast members had the last name "Koster". so I went down the IMDb Rabbit Hole. Turns out the casting director has the maiden name Koster, and the married name Paul, which happens to be the last name of the co-producers. So the casting director is married to one of the co-producers, and she just happened to cast some of her relatives in supporting roles in the film. This makes it feel even more like the entire production was an incestuous money grab clusterfuck.

[@argon2532]

2:10 The timing on that moment.

[@Shmaples]

Why are your barfing sounds so fucking convincing.. like jesus I was really concerned for about 3 seconds. Also I am proudly ashamed to say that I really loved this movie when I was younger. I had it on VHS and I watched it more than twice *cough cough barf sound*.

[@anikmonette2140]

Babies know the secret of the universe, yet nothing ground breaking happens with that knowledge. They don't spread it, they don't utilize it, they don't even try to keep it a secret so it won't fall in bad hands! This movie is the very incarnation of pointless and that's pretty frustrating...

[@erin4855]

I was lightly giggling during this video but honest to god lost my shit when he finally snapped at 10:47

[@Iyana]

I don't know why but your silence when the movie ended made me laugh. xD

[@hugoklijn1152]

Thank you for going through hell for us

[@ZeXiOn26]

I can't believe the guy who brought us the horror classic "Black Christmas" cursed us with THIS abomination

[@kjellludvigsen8883]

I imagine this movie would be 10 times worse for me, since I find babies one of the most annoying living things ever.Next to mosquitoes and douchebags.

[@darksidegryphon5393]

What about baby douchebags?

[@kjellludvigsen8883]

DarkSideGryphon Well then, I'm going to prepare for burning down a orphanage in New Jersey.Now that you mentioned it.

[@rabidamio]

How about mutant mosquito-human baby douchbags?

[@rabidamio]

***** You turning into jontron over there?

[@ZoSo1973]

Rikki Vaillancourt For having an opinion? Lmao you stupid fucking parasitic carcinogenic disease of a human being

[@justabitsusinnit5906]

He secretly adores this movie

[@tobias1273]

Hey here is a suggestion for a "I HATE" video I HATE APPS

[@krisson3750]

Free*

[@tobias1273]

Yeah them

[@miofudge]

krisson80 *Freemium

[@doubledio3061]

I hate hotels

[@arkues1161]

TheGamer Toby You cant suggest what people should hate though.

[@onthedre]

I Hate Everything glad to see your getting popular you will be famous in about 5 months to a year! :)

[@ThatDarkAbyss]

Breakdown at 10:45

[@brum1784]

PART OF THE START OF THE INTRO IS MISSING! I AM UNBELIEVABLY UPSET RIGHT NOW.

[@Masdrain]

This and Sharkboy and Lavagirl were my childhood favorites. I was not a bright child.

[@IFlooperc]

Congrats on getting 90K subs :D

[@RichardCraig]

Just noticed, if those rotating things on the left are supposed to be like the spools in a VHS tape, they should be rotating in the same direction.

[@Hothhorn]

5:07 oh shit, I forgot that prince gumball was in this movie... huh.

[@final9829]

I find it funny that this is on Netflix

[@Drd0llar]

2:21 I literally got up and ran out of the room, nearly crying.

[@tigerbeauty]

Hahaha I've never heard you make such noises, I'm so sorry you had to watch this.

[@aethonius2970]

11:00 Alex begins to go insane

[@BlackandBlueWeekly]

Your English baby voice over made me laugh.

[@Megwan36]

i used to watch this all the time when i was little this is so creepy now

[@antoinemerpe2226]

The dislike is from Kathleen Turner

[@C00bAyee]

IHE is our saviour

[@mikasashanigua-san5644]

Just trying to watch Genius Babies makes you the bravest man ever

[@Bloodstream36]

This movie is a legend

[@del5981]

Oh God i love your laugh

[@onemegabyteplays754]

Make I Hate Mars Bars

[@TheChicagogamer]

I just watched a hockey goaile get his artery slit I now im here wow

[@sanhayes]

is it bad this was like... half my childhood? XD

[@frenzy2061]

11:50 Why is she wearing my clothes. But seriously I love your videos

[@anabananakarina]

"Horrible fuCKING GARBA-"

[@Blubberbusen]

4:19 Merkmusic is that you ? huehuehuehuehue

[@derryair9419]

I swear Alex went crazy while watching this. He was acting so weirdly.

[@jasso8339]

dunston checks in was my favourite movie as a kid

[@johnplus7069]

"Baby Smarts" I cried

[@DeepEye1994]

11:28 HOLD ON A FUCKING SECOND... Isn't that the same building that appears in "The Running Man" with Arnold Schwarzenegger? You know, in the scene where the villain arrives on a limousine and is greeted by a crowd of people?

[@simulate2601]

I actually liked this movie a lot. Though, I was 4....

[@koldunaskoldunas9448]

I like how they showed this on tv in my country a few times

[@ImortalZeus13]

When IHE eventually kills himself, we have to act like we didn't see it coming.

[@thecreepydolphin8540]

I'm sorry you had to endure the Baby Geniuses

[@knifebladeplayz3670]

I’m 10 yrs old Please, just just…no, my friends love it, just end my suffering

[@999theWRLD]

This movie was my childhood, but they didn't have the "Cute Little Babies"

[@Mrhellslayerz]

I think your rage broke, IHE.

[@snail632]

13:09 "Fuck you Ellen" My name is Ellen, and something about hearing someone say that fills me with great joy. I almost want you saying "Fuck you Ellen" as a text tone or alarm clock or something.

[@GeoNeilUK]

Will the search for the worst include the Garbage Pail Kids Movie, The Mask 2 and Tentacolino?

[@AlexWilson93]

At 6:43 I think it's creepy where a homeless man, takes a baby in diapers as he cleans up after he escape from a dirty diaper truck

[@aboy9887]

This movie apparently made 36.5 million dollars at the box office, which isn't much at all, but it shouldn't have been made in the first place. Let's say this movie sold for like, twenty dollars each. If we divide $3,650,000 with $20, you get 182,500. If my math isn't total shit, this movie numbed the minds of somewhere around 182,500 children, give or take.

[@briemcconnell8293]

I love you for this video. Thank you so much... I love you.

[@AtenaHena]

0:44 is that mat pat....

[@thevoidlord1796]

Here are some reccomendations: -I hate Michael Bay -I hate advertisements -I hate racism (shouldn't be too hard) -I hate Nintendo -I hate Sega -I hate Sony -I hate Microsoft -I hate Apple -I hate sickness

[@paisleymarie641]

I enjoy watching you while eating a piece of cheese

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

And to think this was directed by the same guy who directed 'A Christmas Story'. Goddamn it.

[@BOBBYCHOP]

TAKUUUUUAAAAA!

[@jordyziebell2136]

Please do a trying to watch "FoodFight"

[@stotch7337]

I don't like babies in general. They're annoying. And kinda gross.

[@valiantiansproductions5904]

+Aidan Lappin news flash that was you.

[@stotch7337]

Valiantians Productions Why do you add "news flash" in order to make your comment look smarter? We know, and we aren't really proud of it. I was probably an annoying baby too.

[@spencerflare387]

+stotch7337 Yep. You don't sound very smart. You were one once too and that "I'm not proud of it" doesn't make any sense. You don't have an option,idiot. If you weren't proud of it your mom should've got an abortion. Then again it's Oh so very obvious that we need to keep the human species populated so maybe you should get over your bullshit. This is coming from someone who doesn't even like kids.

[@dionyzoz4208]

I think the same but if you actually say that to anyone they get really pissed. can anyone answer me this, Why does people think babies are cute?

[@Matchamatcha699]

ikr fucking hate babies

[@LimeDoe]

Great, now watch the sequel...

[@reclusivemoth]

That ending though! XD

[@Irrelevant402]

Uh the little kid in Phantom Menace was the least of that movie's problems.

[@bigmacgoofy7510]

Can you get rid of or make the gears smaller and make the screen with the movie bigger. Thanks for the awesome video, this is probably your best one yet.

[@itimdatahtisawtsujderobeno2406]

BIGmacGOOFY COPYRIGHT, BAISH! DO YOU WANT HIS CHANNEL TAKEN DOWN?

[@carmenskankey3681]

Did they film this in the Adventure Dome in Las Vegas?! It looks exactly like it.

[@gghgg948]

a total of 53 people made this, just 53.

[@tomakacap8405]

they are babies that's why it's funny

[@flaare6809]

Under 301!

[@buddingblossoms]

i applaud you for even turning the movie on jesus christ

[@TheForever206]

This was my favorite movie as a little kid. Lol