Twilight is actually pretty funny

here is another contribution to the Twilight Renaissance/ Revival
Hope you enjoy!
EDIT:
[Footage]
1:46 - Mean Girls
5:16 - Tik Tok @Benkro_TV
6:12 - Tiffany Polard on The Flavor of Love
6:39 - Pretty Much It Twilight commentary
7:04 - Supa hot fire ohhhhhhh!!!
[Music]
0:03 - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Theme
0:42 - Jenna and Julien quoting vines
2:39 - "Twelfth street rag" sponge bob
3:18 - "Another Day of Sun" La La Land
3:35 - Mii Channel music
4:12 - "Renai Circulation" Kana Hanazawa
5:33 - "Tomfoolery" sponge bob
6:16 - "Juicy" Doja Cat
9:17 - "Roxanne" Arizona Zervas
10:17 - "Loyal (cover)" MattyBRaps
10:30 - "My Type" Saweetie

[@SyntheticRose]

All songs and time stamps are in the description, if you're curious please check it out! (hopefully you're not getting any ads on these vids, but if you are I'm sorry idk how to turn ads off) Edit: thank you for 1 million views!! 💕🌸✨💖🌸🥳

[@amani9323]

Synthetic Rose This video was hilarious thank you for making it this made my day

[@EndeavorRose]

You’re awesome for doing that

[@sunshine.e3922]

Synthetic Rose please do moree

[@nathaliaarcos1852]

Synthetic Rose WYM no ads??? Monetize them and get that bag sis!!!💰

[@SyntheticRose]

Nathalia Arcos girl I wish! 😂But this is technically not transformative enough. That’s okay tho! It’s really fun to make these and read your comments and that’s enough for me :)

[@pirategamer6630]

"Say it - say it out loud. What am I?" "A mosquito?" "F*cking close enough."

[@srtalee1322]

I’m dying😂 THAT part

[@avachwalek7745]

that took me out

[@gaithrislife]

Dead

[@RoseBaggins]

I found this comment right as I got to this part. Just dying laughing. Absolute perfection.

[@london4345]

There's a twilight parody-idk if you've seen it but they go : "I know who you are" "say it, say it out loud" "you're... A Jonas brother!"

[@danielsandraordonezylachis82]

“Say it, out loud” “A MoSqUIto”

[@aaromray]

Lmaao i died 😂

[@angevale7957]

I was expecting anything BUT a mosquito... I can't even...😅😂😅😂

[@maylina5526]

I was expectibg other killer animal but a mosquito:) i'm dead now

[@t3mp0ra6]

Yess, a BenkroTV meme!!

[@merpymat]

WAS THAT DAMIAR? Benkro_tv?

[@sydneydelix6071]

Omg just imagine reading the script and it says: "bounce around in circles pretending to hit your friend in a wheelchair and look really awkward while doing so"

[@noiremin4646]

i like to think that its just a really great cast stuck in a really bad movie

[@jessicasimpson6041]

noire min yeah, I feel like they changed a bit too much from the book but in the small details. And while that’s usually necessary, I think some of them made the movie miss the mark a bit. Like Bella in the book has more personality, Edward is supposed to look boyish, and so on. Me and my mom were talking about it and honestly (no offense to the actor he’s great) I think the actor who played Stephen in the vampire diaries would’ve been the perfect fit for Edward from the book

[@georgiemcdevitt8322]

imagine reading the script and it says to call your husband "my monkey man"... i'd quit on the spot

[@jessicasimpson6041]

Georgie Mcdevitt I’ve never laughed so hard at a comment 😂 it’s like I wanted to be an actress so bad until I saw what the marvel movies looked like during shooting

[@roseannah.9963]

@@noiremin4646 it really is honestly

[@jav4346]

I just realised that out of all the unrealistic things in twilight, the teens in the high school were actually realistic

[@erincorcoran5936]

Ik I love how all the secondary characters and extras are just fucking around in the back of any scene they're in lol

[@julim7957]

fr the worm part too

[@dra2521]

Kinda awkward, kinda immature and idiotic, yepp sounds like typical teens LOL

[@fauxbitties]

@@erincorcoran5936 God and Jesus love you

[@sophieh.4097]

I love human squad !!!

[@titusaldinger9331]

Imagine Bella was a vegetarian and when Edward told her that he ate animals she left him

[@ArthiChetty]

What makes this funny is that Kristen is vegetarian

[@nicia1460]

YOOOO HAHAHAHA

[@sinwolfe4868]

Vampires usually eat humans so for them eating animals is vegetarian

[@idislikemints]

I... Actually want to see a version like that.

[@marijackson3707]

I laughed too hard at this 😂😂😂

[@peach-mn4bq]

Y’all remember when Edward brought Bella to his house for the first time and mans had a whole wall of graduation caps💀💀💀💀💀

[@gigigiooo]

peach hey that was pretty funny actually

[@CeramicQuill]

Why would they choose to go to HS year after year, go to college. Gosh dang it.

[@embry_embers]

@@CeramicQuill They do, but they don't like to have to move every 4-5 years. So they start their "new" lives midway through high school so they can have about 6-8 years to stay in the area before moving again.

[@gigigiooo]

Ceramic Quill they did

[@mariakara2419]

OFMGO FR I-

[@neogotmywig5770]

i died at the last two jasper edits, when he doesn’t look like he’s experiencing kidney failure he’s so cute

[@SyntheticRose]

he's the cutest bloodthirsty cowboy i've ever seen

[@i_dontknowaskme_later2593]

@@SyntheticRose Finally someone who understands me!

[@lilbaddie4502]

isn't it the great ending ever? lol, he's just so madly cute and hot at the same time😣❤️

[@colette.78]

neogotmywig i replayed him flipping the bat way too many times

[@etherealintoxicatedcanary9296]

Jasper is the hottest one fight ne

[@baileyshort2784]

OK but did anybody notice at the very end of the movie when she’s in the hospital and she says “you can’t leave me,”and Edward is like where else would I go. Then in the next movie he goes to FREAKING ITALY, like dude. Apparently you would go to Italy

[@Honeyvee22]

He’s just looking for Bella’s roots

[@nickio4185]

This comment sounds so dramatic to me for some reason and it’s sending me 😭💀

[@bluespectrum1348]

@@Honeyvee22 This killed me.

[@georgiana-ralucasamoila9941]

Actually he went first in Brazil, then he went to Italy.... just sayin'

[@georgiana-ralucasamoila9941]

@Suvdiaa I only remember about Brazil bro

[@thiccbexi5417]

I think Robert Pattinson hating Edward more than anyone else does is the funniest part about the Twilight series

[@martianqueen3553]

Lexi Marie YES EXACTLYYYYY it’s like the only thing that doesn’t make me regret my twi-hard phase.

[@lcmassine]

Same tho!!!!!😆😄😁😅

[@berri3792]

Lexi Marie He needed to make that BREAD

[@mariakara2419]

Lexi Marie YES AHAHA

[@Cllocopine]

I mean, the only part about the movies I don’t find ok or even good are the parts where Bella and Edward are alone, but even those parts can be tolerable when you’re imagining Robert cringing saying all of his lines out loud.

[@raissaemerencio8179]

Rosalie: Is she even Italian? Emmet: hEr nAmE iS beLLa

[@awkwardsity]

Raissa Emerencio stronks

[@javierav8930]

awkwardsity Rosalie clearly hasn’t seen the Lizzie McGuire movie

[@awkwardsity]

Javi Vasq. Highkey love that movie

[@winterblossom9546]

Book!Twilight would be so embarrassed and ashamed of their movie counterpart

[@awkwardsity]

Winter Bliss agreed. Although I do actually like the first movie... maybe not how blue it is but the cinematography is nice otherwise

[@nb-uq2zf]

“aren’t people from arizona supposed to be like... really tan?” “oh my god karen you cant just ask people why they’re white”

[@mhayepadasas3658]

OMFG this should have more likes

[@maggiedeering9854]

I love ITTTT

[@Sloanestudios8]

Lol😂 this is perfect 👌🏻

[@brittanyrenee1978]

10/10 comment

[@petedavidson7003]

SHES PALER THAN EDWARD I DON”T GET IT

[@okaymoonstorm]

“A mosquito?” “Fucking close enough,” I SNORTED BRO I CANT-

[@victoriaruiz1328]

😂💀

[@lexi4474]

I WAS STRAIGHT FACED THE WHOLE TIME UNTIL THAT PART

[@JJpartridge_cc]

ikr same!!

[@Dani01x]

I spat my water and laughed like a hyena 😂

[@Ellianagreenwood]

SAME

[@kenedytaylor8136]

"are you sure she's italian?" "well her name is BELLA" five vampires and not a BRAIN BETWEEN THEM

[@letyourselfrest8932]

"MOM SAID IT'S *MY* TURN TO GET THE BRAINCELL !!"

[@parkchimmin7913]

Anonymous It’s like that one scene with the Three Fates fighting over the eyeball in Disney’s Hercules

[@letyourselfrest8932]

@@parkchimmin7913 yes precisely

[@Privacymode]

@@letyourselfrest8932 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjOl5SnnrZqqJo

[@mariakara2419]

Kenedy Taylor i’m screamifndkajab

[@im_an_oyster]

These movies have the most accurate portrayal of teen stupidity I have ever seen in Hollywood

[@sashal1493]

Joyce K I know right, it was ON POINT.

[@illegalmaknae550]

I haven't seen the movie yet but when I saw the scenes of the teen in it I'm like "that's me & my friends 100%!!! XDD so accurate!"

[@allegraanegra455]

Definitely they never asked the important questions and neither do the parents but with all of that I still loved it.

[@materialgirl1585]

I remembered watching my friends fighting over Edward and there was me standing there completely lost

[@im_an_oyster]

@Katie Dyer if you're a teen rn trust me you'll look back at your teen self when you're older you're gonna say wow I was dumb. Actually scratch that you're gonna be doing that for the rest of your life you'll be 30 looking back at your 20 year old self and saying wow I was dumb

[@lustrousient5584]

Bella and Edward: *Just talking* Bella’s perpetually ignored friends: 👀👀👀👀👀

[@grandpayoongi7619]

i remember watching Bella's friends watching Edward and Bella 😌

[@lustrousient5584]

I never noticed it until the video called it out 😂

[@itchyballsack9132]

The “Bella look it's a worm” then the giggles at the end are the most accurate thing I've ever seen in a teen/high school movie.

[@ihateallyall]

for me is mike throwing his ass in a circle while she’s at the diner with charlie

[@chorizoramen93]

Facts lmao

[@izzaghassani7187]

legit, like it definitely has happened to me irl before

[@cjfeisty]

it has NEVER occurred to me that jasper could hear jessica roasting him and this has made that movie 10x better without even trying

[@sashal1493]

CJ Feist LMAO YES.

[@auocados4875]

imagine Jasper just roasting Jessica back 😭

[@sashal1493]

softmika yes 😂😂😂

[@sweetestaphrodite]

I can’t be the only one that found him attractive doe 😳

[@auocados4875]

nora 노라 the quiet ones always packing 👀

[@nitabby]

“ah yes, a balanced human meal” *milk, chips, soda, fries* 💀💀💀

[@SyntheticRose]

Quarantine gormet 🤠

[@phibby]

Juanita Espinoza only one to two people tops eat an actual lunch at my table tops, it pretty much looks like that

[@mialevi1341]

This just reminds me of a scene in a really good vampire comedy movie where this newbie vampire ate a fry and he was puking blood afterwards. You gotta check it out its hillarious. The name of the movie is What we do in the shadows

[@malinasworld]

Protein, fats, water, fibre and carbs. I'll say it's balanced.

[@clairedixon5471]

but why are we acting like they didn’t get it exactly fucking spot on

[@SkylerReads]

Knowing how weird Robert Pattinson is ... really makes it clear how he’s trying not to laugh

[@anonymoususer3888]

It must have been so hard for the actors 😂

[@naheenisapoet69]

Same with his chick

[@lindsaytallman]

Naheen Taba i read “same with his dick” and i was like wha-

[@naheenisapoet69]

@@lindsaytallman happens sis happens 😂😂

[@ss059]

Oh thank God i wasn't the only one who noticed

[@myyaa555]

the one where Rosalie says “is she even Italian” and Emmett says “her name is Bella” is one of my favorite lines 😂😭 ! and Edward did flip Emmett off 💀

[@matchamelon330]

Emmett’s just a big dumb bear and we all love him

[@dy-fathiyana3385]

I love emmets 😂😂

[@myfarts]

when did he flip him off

[@LongPham-fv5fx]

@@myfarts It's during the baseball scene, both Emmett and Edward jump up to catch the ball, but instead they collided into each other. Emmett then asked: "what are you doing?", to which Edward flips him off, saying "f*** off". It's a very quick moment and easy to miss (especially the audio part)

[@elfodelputoinfierno]

@@matchamelon330 he's a himbooo Himmett

[@ArgoBargo]

I love how dramatic they made the “say it” scene when in the book he’s just driving her home and she’s like “so you’re a vampire” and he’s like “haha yeah”

[@amyturner2034]

I think the main reason the movies are so trash is because they just didn’t follow much of the book. And the actors weren’t exactly peak.

[@bella7955]

@@amyturner2034 the cast were great they really didn't just follow the books

[@lumossk3657]

@@amyturner2034 The books are far worse. The movies are cringe but at least they made something out of it. I mean who could possibly watch a girl fantasizing about her vampire boyfriend for 2 hours straight

[@animamikonyan514]

@@bella7955 Totally agree!

[@sophie-mh4gb]

Lumos SK true the books are so horrible

[@cupcakesarah43]

"Say it!" "A mosquito" "Close enough" 😂😂😂

[@Influencerchaos]

😂😂

[@roxyhannah1220]

I LITERALLY SAID IT THEN THE SOUND SAID IT and I LOST IT 😂

[@jo__00__]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AyanaBananaPanda]

I’m crying 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[@bananaborz1]

Yo I read that the same time the as the Audio me I’m deceased 💀

[@lv5106]

“And that’s how Regina George died” I-

[@ecampbell9506]

I screeched

[@ariannanogrande]

the second hand embarrassment i get when bella hits jacob with the door is just-

[@evangelinehane6216]

Ur pfp and usernameeee 😄💕

[@ayy_nayeli7771]

That scene was so awkward 😭

[@Wendigirl11]

she was READY to make another black immobile

[@sparrow8534]

but that typically teen akwardness so it makes it so much better 😂

[@laynidawn8764]

but the whole “i become the meal” makes my SKIN CRAWL

[@leiaorgana_]

I love that everyone on the planet agrees that the Baseball Scene™️ is cinematography at its finest.

[@eceerbas9819]

Amy DeMoney song makes it 37284838 times better

[@cjjenkins6357]

I’m the 1000th like and I’ve never been prouder of myself

[@alexismaynard9983]

Allons-y, Alonzo!

[@mai-ya-hee]

Plus supermassive black hole

[@taycatsqrrt9997]

What baseball scene??

[@pipergrant7903]

2:15 "Um she's with Jasper, the blonde one who looks like he's in pain." I'm crying LOOK AT HIS FACE

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

Jasper constantly looks like he's in pain or constipated. As does Edward. Cause they're both super hungry for Bella's blood.

[@elisemcdonald7475]

There just holding back there massive farts the entire freaking movie....

[@adrianasuarez1858]

I was not ready for that Miley Cyrus stare

[@beefstroganoff4459]

Caught me off guard

[@nicholashernandez9352]

it was the best part of the video

[@rustyshackleford6633]

The cool thing is these movies are a time capsule of what it’s really like to have been in high school in 2007. The hair, the awkwardness, the vampires. Man it was a different time.

[@XxAmberFarooqxX]

Wait what?

[@godpilled9077]

I remember the emo vampires in high school they would always get into fights with the mall goths.

[@Keekswinds]

THE CGI BABY IS THE SCARIEST PART OF THIS ENTIRE SAGA

[@xpeepwrld]

Agreed 😭😭

[@purva4857]

its weird but i found it cute

[@lExN34]

Bruuuuh, same😂😂😂

[@Keekswinds]

akshay satish is that the movie with Bradley cooler and the baby doll😭😭😭

[@scarlettoc8108]

I AGREE

[@vavaiva4080]

"Is she even an Italian????" "Her name is Bella, duh" im dyinggggg

[@ellefitzherbert7533]

Wish we had more scenes with the Cullens talking 😂 It was sweet how they decided to cook for her too 💕

[@yanouyang1010]

We StAn An ItElEcTuAL KiNg

[@-venicebltchsshitthatsheus4106]

okay but why is he me

[@isabelleizzy1927]

Our intellectual king✊🏻😌

[@sirenenoire4091]

My cousin is named Bella. She’s black...😂

[@Isabelle-hi1ut]

"Is she even italian?" "Her name is Bella." *we stan an intellectual king* Omg I laughed way too hard at this lol.

[@its_meenay]

😭

[@notky848]

BYE I WAS SCREAMING 😭😭

[@soscili5126]

I don't get it

[@azula9830]

wtf even 😂😂

[@maecarswell5728]

@@soscili5126 bc isabella is a italian name - and i think that these vampires kinda have smt 2 do with italy idk but im fully italian and idk an6 isabellas

[@Potterhead315]

Ok so Edward tells Bella that they shouldn’t be friends and to stay away but he’s the one always approaching her

[@jrose4260]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST WATCHED THE MOVIES AFTER READING THE BOOKS LMFAOOO

[@arahas6802]

Yes and he does it in the books to

[@spacebar9733]

You have to read midnight sun

[@arahas6802]

@@spacebar9733Yessssss

[@paigee5269]

"he always looks like he's in pain" it gets funnier when you realise jasper can sense peoples emotions, and he's in a high school cafeteria. Edit: for those who didn’t understand, my joke was that jasper looks as If he’s in pain because he’s feeling the pain of the students around him, if you read it another way, that’s still fine lol.

[@dysmissme7343]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ashcanicall5297]

That and he's Hungry all the time cause he's the newest vampire in the family. They really didn't think that one through.

[@fatema861]

Underrateddddd

[@zighaah9359]

@@ashcanicall5297 He should've just been homeschooled or something.

[@daydreams6956]

@@zighaah9359 he would probably get bored and i don't think he would stay away from alice for that long

[@xoxoquinny]

“But Emmet likes to be tall” had me dead

[@deserae2891]

idk why it reminded me of that one scene in that 70s show where kitty gets a dog and shes grooming him on the counter😭😭

[@caitlinistired1050]

"Edward doesn't LIVE.... in town" HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT

[@ecampbell9506]

Well technically you're right, but she was mainly referring to the fact that they live just outside of forks, so technically not IN town.

[@emh.1111]

TECHNICALLY

[@purva4857]

i didn't notice it tooooo

[@brooklynluna1626]

OHHHHHH

[@robertthomasdouglasp6564]

Oh my god Karen you can’t just ask people why they’re white!!! Got me LMAO

[@sophiahaun4978]

Fun fact- jasper flipping the baseball bat was not part of the script, the actor who played him said he was just messing around between takes and it turned out they were recording when he was doin it and decided to keep the clips :)

[@lyrinis]

good because whew did I need to see that 😍

[@neversaw]

Explains Rosalie copying in the back lol

[@rokatunder663]

7:23 :)

[@scarlettjade1059]

"man f*ck these fries!" had me dying because i never noticed how angry and disgusted he looked in that scene

[@oliviaflores9512]

HAHAHAHA

[@leahxfinity]

Tell me why this has 2.8k likes and had only one reply- 😂

[@judeannethecandorchannel2153]

😋🥰😋

[@judeannethecandorchannel2153]

@@leahxfinity Good point...🥰

[@Lizzy3D]

Bella's classmates have such natural teenage interactions.. I don't think I've seen it that good elsewhere

[@SyntheticRose]

Yeah! That’s one of the amazing things about this movie! Every teen character acts like a believable teenager. I’m other shows like riverdale all I see is a bunch of 25 year olds pretending to be teens but when I watch twilight I get nostalgic about my high school days cuz I see my dumbass cringy teen self in them and it’s heartwarming to see a movie where teenagers are simply teens. Ya know besides all the supernatural stuff lol.

[@dee_deer]

Synthetic Rose riverdale teens are HORRIFYING lol

[@Rita-ri4jq]

Diandra agreed

[@uhnyluh]

@@dee_deer oh God don't remind me...DID YOU SEE JUGHEAD SINGING "EXQUISITE CORPSE" 🤢 i was SCREAMING

[@pietraharrop]

It's really great... I think they tried to make them as normal as possible to contrast with Edward and Bella being really weird old souls hahah

[@juliannewagley2228]

These movies are like cocaine to me- like I know that they are awful but I can’t get enough of them

[@ellenl.r.p.obrien4661]

Omg same lol

[@yamilaperez9789]

mood af

[@phibijoseph]

Your own personal brand of heroin...

[@mik-exe-]

Someone actually put it into words 👆👏

[@krispy2669]

exactly

[@Chelsea2.0]

Bella saying “as in.. I would become the meal.” GAVE ME SO MUCH SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT I ALMOST CRY EVERY TIMEA

[@oliviafreeman3083]

I actively skip that part cause I cringe too hard

[@pennymoon1668]

Bella's dad was the best part of this franchise and y'all know it...

[@WinterSPF15]

I agree so hard. All I want is a rewrite comedy where Charlie is the main character, the rest of the story stays exactly the same, we just see how he rationalizes all the weird shit and then finally learns what's going on. (That scene with Jacob in the woods is the best lmao)

[@SillhouetteSonata]

Lol it could be a horror comedy like Tales From The Gad Station

[@TheOMGRamen]

I've been saying this for YEARS

[@queenelizabee7246]

Agreed

[@lillith5389]

don't forget michael sheen

[@parkchimmin7913]

Never realized how Bella’s human friends have more personality than the main characters themselves edit: YO YOU WATCH PRETTY MUCH IT TOO?! Edit: Oh wow, all of the side characters have more personality

[@prisceIIa]

PRETTY MUCH IT GANGGGGGGGGGG

[@parkchimmin7913]

Priscella Ahumada GOOOOOO TIGERS

[@prisceIIa]

Park ChimMin GOOOO TIGERS 😭💙🤍

[@geniusdork1476]

AAAAAAA SAEYOUNG MY HUSBANDO

[@lyrac723]

People really miss the gems of twilight: Bella's dry humor, Edward's faces, all the good music

[@Olivia-dm9jd]

lyrac723 THEY PLAYED THE SAME SONG FOR EVERY SCENCE THO 💀😭

[@lyrac723]

@@Olivia-dm9jd lmaoo i knowww. But you can't help what you like😭

[@Olivia-dm9jd]

lyrac723 yeah you’re right lmao 💀💀

[@tnawarna]

and Carlisle. don't forget Carlisle

[@2000fiona]

Decode and A Thousand Years aaaaaaa

[@bridiejones2696]

"almost flipped off emmet" bro i think he actually did 😂

[@josied2009]

He definitely did and that just makes it that much better

[@Angelbabylove1218]

“And that’s how Regina George died.” I HOLLERED

[@ikeepscreamingbutgodwontan3132]

Lol yeah

[@sweetpea1086]

Ecspically the part after it “I’m just kidding”

[@theooooogreenheart]

Same omg

[@mochachocalatteyaya3577]

Oh no I'm totally kidding 😅

[@clarawilloughby5449]

lol yeah

[@WaaOos]

Ok but I can just picture this as a really light hearted movie about Bella being a socially awkward teen living with her socially awkward dad, with her dry ass humor and being done with her dumbass friends 90% of the time and Edward the emo vampire that is perpetually embarrassed and disgusted by his weird ass family and WHY COULDN'T WE HAVE THAT GOD DAMMIT

[@jliA7]

I want to see this 😂 Also I love it how Edward was funny and teasing Bella in the books (or in Twilight, I don't remember the rest). In the movies he was more serious or just awkward.

[@cthonisprincess4011]

Shui MM The sad thing is that if you remove the creepy parts of the books, the Twilight Saga would actually be pretty cool. There is so much you could do with the premise.

[@auocados4875]

i would’ve loved that

[@woolfmcwolf]

@@cthonisprincess4011 But isn't their immortality always going to be a major creepy plot point? Edward being a 109 or whatever in love with a 18 year old

[@theskyisonfire]

When Jasper doesn't look like he's having a stroke he's actually freaking hilarious 😂

[@Andjelka99]

That training scene in 3rd movie 😍. I fell in love. Honestly that training scene is only good thing from that part (maybe fight)

[@ArturGlass.C]

Jasper was always my fav. i'm glad to see him finally being appreciated. It's about damn time.

[@gingersnaps576]

@@Andjelka99 I love Jasper and that part. But at the same time, I didn't like that scene because I felt like his country draw was super forced, overly done and didn't sound natural to me. He didn't even have an accent in prior scenes up untill that point, at least not as strong. Idk just kinda bugs me. 🤷‍♀️

[@ashyroy9454]

@@gingersnaps576 just think of it as training bringing up memories and that causing his accent to reveal itself. At least that's what I like to imagine

[@gingersnaps576]

@@ashyroy9454 Yeah, I guess that's a good way of looking at it. Lol

[@aholman102]

5:45 Rosalie: "is she even Italian?" Emmett: "her name is Bella" is literally peak comedy

[@faesforest]

Fun Fact: when my parents went to see Twilight when it came out they almost got kicked out of the theatre for laughing too hard at the acting

[@jenniferjansen4063]

I had to reread the books after seeing it because I couldn't believe how bad the movie was, lol

[@anonymoususer3888]

Haha that's awesome

[@faesforest]

Jennifer Jansen oof mood

[@faesforest]

Anonymous User my parents are legends but also need to work on being less annoying in public lmao

[@anonymoususer3888]

@@faesforest same, haha

[@365partyg1rl]

oml the cooking scene when the cullens cooked a whole ass feast for Bella and then she just declined it- IT WAS SO AWKWARD

[@kiara8968]

technically she didn’t decline it, edward declined it for her even though i’m sure she would’ve tried eating it. but yeah, i hate that scene

[@SJ-vv8vt]

Anon A I interpreted that completely differently. Bella was pretty much guaranteed to die during childbirth and Rosalie didn’t give a single fuck because she was so desperate for a baby that she didn’t care if Bella died. Remember when she was human, all she wanted was a family? That’s what made me hate her.

[@TheColorfulMermaid]

Anon A every time I see those last two movies it definitely seemed like Rosalie wanted to steal that child 😭 Bella would hold her own kid for like two minutes and Rosalie would come around like “My turn!” Like no, that is not your child, let me hold my own kid lol.

[@asif7858]

Anon A lmao yeah, as soon as Bella gave birth, she didn’t care about her anymore. Everyone was worried if Bella was gonna pull through, and Rosalie was too busy playing mom.

[@99kiwifruit88]

Nani Torres In the books it's made pretty clear she is jealous about the baby

[@eviexiong7985]

This makes me think that this whole movie was never real and it’s always been just parodies

[@flamingivy7334]

i thought that through the entire first movie (after reading the books)

[@lilithhecataniangoddessesm187]

If the movie director decided this is a parody, this would’ve succeeded big time

[@xxbluegalaxyxx4752]

9:25 THIS WHOLE SCENE I WAS CRACKING UP BECAUSE THE ACTOR LOOKED LIKE HE WANTED TO CRY SO BAD

[@gretchenreyes1160]

THIS IS HILARIOUS, the baseball scene will forever hold it’s place in cinematic history.

[@justipooh6866]

Omg tell me your name is actually Gretchen.

[@gretchenreyes1160]

•JustiPooh• yes i’m so fetch

[@isabellahernandez5461]

gretchen reyes heyyyy Gretchen

[@friedoreos7354]

Isabella Hernandez aren’t you from Arizona bella? Aren’t you supposed to be like..really tan?

[@edidi5717]

i think it's really cool but i will never understand why they need lightning

[@kjxnz]

The fact that Anna Kendrick doesn’t remember being in this

[@micah4204]

SHE DOESNT!?!!!

[@jaydebarroso]

Just Kaijxnz ARE YOU SURE

[@lisalee1557]

maybe she wants to forget

[@ulasonal]

dude WHAT where does this happen I need to see

[@ilovehaseul5010]

Idk but I remember the interview

[@jennifer386]

Ngl i almost thought Shakira played Rosalie when I first saw this movie

[@SyntheticRose]

They are both blonde and powerful women that never age lol

[@kpopmessedmalifeup]

BROOOOOOO I SCREAMED, SO DID I !!!!!!!

[@BriarMaeriSibyle]

why would you do shakira dirty like that

[@rachelbowers912]

YO I USED TO THINK SHAKIRA PLAYED VICTORIA!

[@lofieəìføľ]

I SEE IT NOOOOOOOOOOO MY IDOL ~My fangs don't lie~

[@magzdilluh]

I love how even the Twilight haters have no choice but admit the vampire baseball scene is friggin amazing

[@booksforver]

There was no dialogue

[@avacrying]

"Chill babe it's okay. Bella's a true bro." THE WAY I CACKLED.

[@luciabreccia1901]

I love that we hated these movies when they came out but now tey're creeping their way into being cult films.

[@cassieearle9196]

we gonna make them into cult classics. "the Room? i don't know that bitch, twilight is my go to cringe movie."

[@inkyluminals8487]

cassie earle oh hi mark 🥴

[@cassieearle9196]

@@inkyluminals8487 bella swan is literately Johhny.

[@howlwhat4498]

i was one of those ppl who saw it in theaters 6 times and waited outside of hot topic for the midnight release of the dvd lol

[@pizzalisp5427]

Not gonna lie, I was a former hater. I still think they're kinda bad, but I can appreciate the atmosphere they were going for. Kind of a guilty pleasure, really. I still need to see them all the way through tho ^^'

[@christinaaspen3800]

“Is she even Italian????” “Her name is BeLLA.” 💀

[@RedVinesTheUmbridgeW]

are we not going to talk about the literal child in their gym class at 1:24 lmaoo

[@wreniththegreat5088]

YOOO LMAOOO WHAT

[@britlynnlukens5092]

ha, freshman

[@kikiafentoulis9710]

Oh oh my

[@bradenandcharityrice7859]

I was looking for this comment I'm dying

[@syarifahsitiaisyah_1546]

OMG THAT'S REALLY WEIRD

[@buniiyuii]

Y'all the most important thing we learned is that they won a golden Onion

[@talkingtoawall5123]

Golden Oño

[@rioooo9703]

Omg Hii god say Hi to rolling thunder for me ♡

[@winterfox0734]

I love your photo

[@wodkeneldoldksldkkdleldld5630]

LMAOOOOO

[@devynescatell8301]

“And that’s how Regina George died.” I HOLLERED

[@croire7341]

“bella being a danger to herself and others, count” 💀💀

[@smellylorenny]

This just goes to show that with the right editing, a movie can be totally transformed of its context and atmosphere. I really wish they had considered putting more of a laid back and humorous spin to the novel through the movie. It would have worked really well.

[@SyntheticRose]

In the books they act more like teenagers doing and saying dumb things and I feel like the first movie is the only one in the series that comes closest to capturing that tone

[@smellylorenny]

@@SyntheticRose Yeah it really got swept up in the melodramatics of everything else. But we can still appreciate the first film and at least the second film to some extent.

[@embry_embers]

The fact that they took out many of the jokes and pokes at Bella wanting to be a vampire but not being able to see blood without passing out or panicking, is what made me dislike the movies so much. There was so much potential to make it more believable and more likable.

[@smellylorenny]

@@embry_embers right like some actual character flaws that were what made Bella a three dimensional character not just some lovesick moody teen. They did Kristen a disservice by giving her a script that make Bella out to be so bland. YES she has a dry sense of humour and irony, but there was more going on with her that went completely missing in the films... So much missing potential. I'm just glad its getting a bit more recognition again.

[@isabe11e99]

They also could have made it rated R, and scarier . I mean we r dealing with vampires here ! Also they could have made this happen in a different period of time, that would have been cool

[@katatonic3450]

Edward: What’s in Jacksonville? Me: Jason Mendoza, an amateur DJ that sells fake drugs to college kids.

[@holyspaces]

The good place

[@luck_val9346]

YES

[@usernamefortynine]

bro I thought the same thing 😭😭😭

[@LilianDramione]

Bortles!!

[@katatonic3450]

@@LilianDramione JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS

[@itskhawl]

this just made me realize the casting of the high school students was so good and funny except for the whole vampire stuff

[@gabriellecarlen3452]

This movie just made me have 2nd hand embarrassment. Like when Bella said, “meaning I would become the meal.” I cringed soooo hard.

[@kate26883]

UGH SAME

[@snows12152]

Ah shit I cringed so bad even when I first watched dat

[@gabriellecarlen3452]

Lol

[@belm3883]

I cannot watch that scene without cringing. Every. Single. Time.

[@razrv3lc]

I’ve literally never watched the rest of the movies because the first one embarrassed me so badly. I tried watching the second one once but had to turn it off in the first ten minutes lmao

[@jamescain2141]

I want a whole movie that’s just vampires being badass playing sports bc i don’t think anyone can get over the baseball scene

[@bils.silence1255]

For real!!

[@RoseBaggins]

Right? That was the only part I ever wanted to rewatch.

[@Sub_Zero23]

I also think the baseball scene was pretty cool ngl

[@divyankapal9087]

hell yeah!!

[@desidejongh6456]

But i still didnt get why they needed lightning to play

[@sparky5415]

5:25 can we appreciate the bucket staying perfectly still when Edward literally heavily jumps on her truck

[@sukanyaupadhyay7161]

You are a good observant😅

[@anisacovarrubias9039]

"I know what you are" "A Masqito? " "Close enough" 🤣🤣

[@scottpilgrimpwns]

I know we're getting the new book in Edward's perspective but honestly I'd kill for a chance to get a movie about the other kids just fucking around in the background.

[@natashadwyer8336]

WE AREEEEE WHENNNNN

[@fkae1227]

Natasha Dwyer check Stephanie Myers website

[@rawanx_x]

Natasha Dwyer TAG STEPHENIE @STEPHMYERS bitTCH GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND TAKE SOME NOTES

[@razz0dazzle]

@@rawanx_x @stephmyers please see the above lol

[@LadyArtemis69]

Why would we want anything in Edward's perspective? I totally agree with the movie about our high school kids just doing what they're doing.

[@Rita-ri4jq]

“A mosquito” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@autumnrayne4255]

Rita Ferreira that’s my favorite part!!! I DIED😂😂😂

[@jayleeng1217]

I actually crackled

[@ziggystardust123]

Ahahahahaha "fucking close enough"

[@_.idealistqueen.]

I choked on my water I’m fucking hollering 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xochilth8776]

I DIEDDDD

[@teagi]

"la push baby, la push" i can't stop laughing 😭😭😭

[@entertain7us148]

*"cAn yOu At LEasT wATcH whERe u wALk"* and "look bella its a worm!" kill me every time

[@Casandraochoa2]

“And that’s how Regina George DiEd” I LOST it 😭😭

[@isabellefarrand444]

“No I’m totally kidding” 💀💀😭

[@lailavetter3847]

Gen Z humor be like: “Bella Look! It’s a worm!”

[@uhronnie]

yes yes that's my humor

[@sky_saga]

😂 accurate

[@ollie.1564]

Alrighty then

[@nightlysobbing]

Would Edward date Bella if she was a worm?

[@sheridanvance7426]

@@nightlysobbing😭

[@user-we7vf6di7u]

the guy standing next to “the cullens don’t come here” guy is literally so beautiful

[@Coelacantha]

Does anyone know his name??

[@user-we7vf6di7u]

Allyson Mora the actor’s name is krystopher hyatt

[@Coelacantha]

@@user-we7vf6di7u thank you!

[@cyncovon]

OMG RIGHTT!!!, I was like “who’s this cutiee“😗 when I watched it recently

[@jillianowen7030]

he’s so ugl

[@Sara-dp5dg]

Twilight did Robert Pattinson dirty. I was watching a vouge interview of him the other day and he looked cute as hell. His hair was cute, face and demeanor was awkwardly cute. I thought he was so ugly in twilight but he's so attractive in real life

[@SyntheticRose]

That’s understandable everyone has their own taste :)

[@importantstuf8870]

He gets better looking in the later movies

[@Smandythk]

Sara yesss you should see him in “ water for elephants” that movie really highlighted some heroic romance aesthetics

[@caseohfuckr69]

Sara i thought he was so unattractive when twilight first came out but rewatching it like +10 years later (can't believe this came out in 2008 omg) i find him pretty attractive now..

[@mon.xox0]

I've been searching good movies to watch during this quarantine and I founded lots of movies where he appears, I watched High Life two nights ago and OMG HE LOOKS SO HANDSOME. He's beyond attractive in that film, and trust me I also grew up finding him quite ugly (I perfectly understand people's different taste) but now I see him as a really hot man!

[@entertain7us148]

9:07 I CANNOT handle this, i never noticed he literally looks like hes having a seizure and she looks physically repulsed but lmao its supposed to be a romantic moment

[@aaliyahsibinski9038]

Emmett being a himbo: *giving the safe sign when Rosealie gets out*

[@user-N20]

What am I? SAY IT. OUT LOUD. a mosquito? THE WAY I LAUGHED

[@susiecarmichael4254]

IS THAT JUSTIN WHO SAID THT

[@eitac8962]

I laughed way to hard at that 😂😂😂 oh oh and then I WANNA BE A COWBOY 😂🤠

[@leleslayss7021]

🤣

[@BiG-JuPO1O1]

I would say Snowman.

[@tanvikhare9710]

@@BiG-JuPO1O1 bloodthirsty snowman. Thanks, for the new plot of my nightmares😀

[@hayleelyon6464]

when i see the baseball scene my head immediately goes to 'i dont dance' from high school musical 2 lol ok

[@SyntheticRose]

Yes! The taste is immaculate

[@mackenzied9535]

Hey oh! Play ball!

[@r.1882]

Literally thought it was gonna play that song

[@ChopSuey968]

That Jasper edit with “That’s My Type” is a work of art 😭😂

[@mandyslittlelife]

damn hot!

[@butera2942]

Hot asf

[@caiawilk]

i agree a thousand percent

[@melaninmagic8742]

What part was that😂😂

[@ChopSuey968]

Melanin Magic 10:38

[@triniteeelvert9563]

jasper is SO underrated 🙄🤚🏾✨❤️

[@GalaxyWolf2882]

When everyone is Team Edward or Team Jacob but you’re Team Jasper.

[@asobimo5532]

Ah I see, you are a man/woman of culture as well ❤️

[@mankosdream6138]

i’m team emmett nalfjsga

[@caseohfuckr69]

mankos dream taste!! he's so underrated and idk why

[@chelseawilson7723]

i'm team carlisle as fuck

[@mankosdream6138]

Chelsea Wilson also a wonderful team eheheh.

[@taeyangshairdryer6478]

"SAY IT OUT LOUD" Bella: a tAmPOn

[@Ren-ut7qu]

I am dying

[@estefanotaraborrelli6424]

Fun fact Jackson Rathbone who played Jasper said in an interview that the scene where he plays with his baseball bat and Nikki Reed (Rosalie) was copying him was kinda backstage footage, it wasnt really filmed for the movie at first, but the director liked how cool it looked and it made it into the final cut.

[@SyntheticRose]

That’s so interesting! I love hearing about behind the scenes things

[@miss_B_]

It does look reaaaaally natural and fluid, that's cool.

[@bellalouise5126]

“Did you see how I minded my business?” THIS KILLED MEEEEEE 💀💀💀💀

[@partypoison5135]

"The feature's dead Angela, don't bring it up again" well that's another candidate for my yearbook quote

[@nevaehlumiere5418]

Except it's "the features dead!" (Not future)

[@partypoison5135]

@@nevaehlumiere5418 oh thanks for clarifying :)

[@yucknomegusta]

I thought you said the future, and I was like "you ain't wrong"

[@sandrae.9156]

@@yucknomegusta haha, good point

[@erinbathie-moore8478]

*emperor palpatine voice* Dewit!!!

[@cleofgirl]

Actually "jasper" didn't realise that the cameras were Rolling in the baseball scene, so this was Just Jackson playing in the set🤣 He said it by himself in an interview

[@cleofgirl]

@thatssirgwainetoyou kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpempYyFqdGmgNE

[@jadahoizer9668]

Time stamp?

[@cleofgirl]

@@jadahoizer9668 you just brought laziness to the next level. It's less than 3 min video

[@cleofgirl]

@@jadahoizer9668 0:14

[@jadahoizer9668]

CleoFgirl ! It’s a comp the question is relevant

[@jesssancia2280]

Bella: i know What you are Edward: say it. Say it. Out loud. Me: YER A WIZARD CEDRIC!!

[@Sunshine-vt5tf]

YES

[@lillithlisk7483]

This made me weeze

[@coldcovoi5408]

We really clowning on “Good news, Edward isn’t technically alive either?” That shit was HILARIOUS

[@poppydriver4145]

2:23 "Sitting like a true cowboy" How did I never notice this

[@nisot8401]

I WASN'T READY FOR "THATS HOW REGINA DIED." LMAOOO

[@Minimei77]

The face Edward makes at 9:12 takes me out every single time. He looks like he's beginning to have a stroke.

[@bellatrixryddle1731]

Jasmine Guo lol that’s so true 😂😂😂

[@megan7788]

Robert was trolling there, he almost got fired because of his faces.

[@prettymuchaheadass348]

the only thing this is missing is carlisle’s “good kitty” 😩😩

[@alexeifiore8573]

THE AUDIO OF JENNA AND JULIEN GOING "WHAT IS THAT? WHO YOU FIGHTING" WHILE CHARLIE AND BILLY ARE PLAYFIGHTING HAS ME IN TEARS

[@libradoodles]

This is where the video won me over lol 😂

[@juiciebox]

SAAMMEEE

[@vi8lets]

I miss 'em :(

[@libradoodles]

Violet Sutcliff me too :(

[@haleyc.3032]

It was the 'Man f*ck these fries!" for me

[@wiktoriawallentin5240]

LMAO ME TOO

[@sfjlss]

same

[@Monie71793]

Me when my McDonald's fries get cold 😩😂💀

[@thelegendoflife7392]

Absolutely 😩😌

[@okaymoonstorm]

What’s funny was the fact that it was a cookie and Robert Pattinson admitted that he was talking about how much he hated cookies 😭😭😂

[@AmberW28]

Jasper is surprisingly cute and I never realized that as a child??? Caught sleeping on the Cowboy man

[@brenjaime5753]

I know! I just notice it too 🥴

[@literaIIyshy]

I feel the same way about Emmett! And I disliked him so much when I was younger lol

[@packrat2004]

Honestly! Jasper, Alice, and Carlisle are the pretties actors in the movie imo

[@vernafohr266]

Highkey in love w jasper & carlisle & Alice & Rosalie

[@Anyonelsebut_you]

Alice is enough to turn any girl lesbian

[@werewitchling4317]

The prom scene with Jessica and Bella talking about her boobs makes me laugh so hard like Bella giving us thumbs up oh my gosh so funny I'm crying 😂😂😂