two and a half men-jake boobra schmidt.mkv-.mp4

[@seth-uchiha-myers]

the part when charlie takes the drawing and yells “aw dude, why did you sign it?” kills me, that’s something i’d say

[@hannahkaranja9907]

🤣🤣🤣You are on the right path. Future uncle charlie

[@NiVi192]

"...No, but why does uncle Charlie have to suffer?!" 😂👌🏻

[@TheMJKnight]

Good comeback

[@bunnicula38]

Jake is an ass and I can hear, tool.

[@krishna_o15]

Best line ever

[@hannahkaranja9907]

He uses a very innocent voice🤣🤣🤣

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

Jon Cryer is a very underrated actor, he deserves his own show. He is very good at acting out body language when articulating a point, a very good quality in great acting.

[@Doorstro17]

I couldn't agree more

[@AshaNimo1]

He plays the villain Lex Luthor on Supergirl now

[@gaylenewood7707]

Well Jon cryer was on ncis for a short while and also before two and a half men he was on becker but Jon cryer did had a movie back in the 80s and that movie was good and Charlie sheen had done quite a few movies which you would notice he makes reference to the movies he had done in this show..

[@gaylenewood7707]

@@AshaNimo1 On ncis alan had his head shaved and it looked creepy like from a horror movie back in the late 80s.

[@E.JayViera]

He had a show in the late 1990s where he played a psychologically paranoid guy. He was hilarious on the show. It was called The Trouble with Normal.

[@TDKiller415]

Ah, dude, why'd you sign it??? EPIC!!!

[@jean-philipperoch2332]

The Dragon Killer i remember in a live version of this episode I saw on tv , Jake answered " it's a piece of art !!"

[@TDKiller415]

@Amira Djiar There goes that echo again 😅😅

[@irishnecromancer4335]

"I told you to close the door." "it is closed!"

[@handleyt2024]

Go in your room!

[@dez3540]

@Amira Djiar Fine*

[@edwardveltre1579]

Charlie: “He means go in your room AND close the door genius.

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

In my defence, I REALLY didn't want to. LMFAO

[@johnsonzhang3468]

Herbert The Pervert: I believe in him

[@lawless37291]

Selfish behavior

[@ChrisManley1994]

“That country you’re thinking of is THIS ONE genius!!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dez3540]

@Amira Djiar You forgot the "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

[@henrypeters5291]

He calls the guy who let's him live in his house rent free "undependable".

[@Random_Wierdo.]

Henry Peters it's Charlie's fault he lost his house and pay super high alimony to his wife

[@billsauer8506]

Dude... Really?

[@johnmike8890]

Who would pay rent to his brother?

[@petergriffin7908]

hahahahaha good point.

[@thehunter4873]

TheDDRm97 yes but if Charlie hadn’t got involved Alan would still have the good lawyer so would have money

[@lutherfromtherogues8074]

"oh for the good old days when you could wander into the girls locker room pretending you were blind" XD

[@lukesmith720]

Genius

[@astan26]

I bet you never have walked in a girls locker room or bathroom, pretending to be blind.

[@Archangelsvoid]

@@astan26 That's probally why they quoted it and not said they did it.

[@meadster308]

Life today isn't a Porky's movie.

[@androsram641]

Charlie: you signed it. Jake: That part I regret If there was any chance he could get smarter with age, it never happened.😩

[@oliverkupcik2191]

"This one on the refrigerator" "Charlie this is serious" "It really speaks to me" kills me every fking time :D

[@kangadillo]

I wonder if Barbara Schmidt was related to Walden Schmidt.

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

heaventree ofstars i thought it too

[@XBarajasX]

Showrunners couldn't come out with another last name -_-

[@ronaldowilliams1588]

Heamerm Rakiioossnn bib baby love to who

[@turtleboy991]

Neither been confirmed nor denied

[@DerekBoldiene360]

@heaventree ofstars It would make sense. After Walden came in my opinion of this show dropped from 95 percent to 50. To be honest I like this show a lot but I like it better with Charlie Sheen.

[@Hawk3rR]

“Why does uncle charlie have to suffer?”🤣

[@PaPaPIG653]

Alan should know his brother had his back more than anyone else .

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

Don't tell Walden Schmidt.

[@jayNicks10]

Alan - the office opens at 8 Charlie - o’clock? Alan - No. Degrees.

[@basba_qal]

DANG! This clip reminded me to watch Porky's again.

[@TheOfficialDHONE]

The first Xbox….time flies!

[@jackdurbin4324]

Jake is a very smart boy he so funny he cracks me up all the cast members to jack

[@MrGrownman455]

"dude ... Why did you sign it? " 😂 That would be my first question I asked my son before I said anything else.

[@johnmichaels1413]

Charlie would’ve been the best uncle lol

[@ps6474]

One thing that always bugged me about Alan was the way he insulted Charlie, like here Alan has the nerve to say that Charlie is selfish and undependable when Charlie is letting him live rent free under his roof and pays for all the food and expenses and actually cares for for Alan(in his secret way) more han Alan does of Charlie. Alan was always a freeloader and smoocher.

[@erickalejandrocv]

Well charlie did help with alan being homeless, because he slept with that psycho lawyer.

[@offline.h]

wtf everybody analyzing this like it was real life… IT‘S JUST A SHOW… those are ACTORS

[@erickalejandrocv]

@@offline.h because we humans analyze music, movies, etc. And its fun, so deal with it.

[@ps6474]

@@offline.h Because in tv shows or movies, you put yourself in the scene as if real life situations.

[@earn-chan]

@@offline.h is this perhaps your first time consuming entertainment?

[@mihikaroy1643]

Alan calling charlie "selfish". I had to laugh. The irony.

[@lukesmith720]

Yet Alan is a freeloader

[@maryhaynes3364]

@Amira Djiar call me crazy but i sided with alan for this one charlie shouldve helped his brother at a time like this

[@jameswattersco.solicitors2109]

Child: You know in some countries your innocent until proven guilty. Father: you confessed? Child: oh yeah.

[@xero_theory7056]

Lol

[@jipke]

I'm gonna use this one: "In my defence, I really didn't want to!"

[@nickw5432]

“Uh...I didn’t want to” 😂😂

[@59771006]

Charlie: Oh for the good old days when you could wander into the girls locker room pretending you were blind Alan: You actually did that that's horrible Charlie: No the horrible part was stealing the dog from the blind kid I love that part it always makes me laugh

[@Barrett-tq7pq]

I tried so hard not to laugh

[@rachellerossetti6778]

I like every episode that I ever saw I heard a rumor or it's true Charlie Sheen wants to come back but she only Half Men I hope it's true and I wish you lots of luck perfect

[@lustrals1273]

Imagine if Walden found out about this

[@rustynail2783]

"What's a Porky's movie"? Clearly there is still much that Charlie must teach Jake.

[@Michiganrailfan]

I'm with Charlie at 1:15 😂

[@gabrielmendivil5]

0:52 Walden’s Niece

[@oliverwilkes3996]

Alan: I cant rely on you Me: you rely on him everyday merely by staying in his house, why does he have to provide responsiblity for jakes actions too?

[@tpl608]

Alan complaining about Charlie not being there as Alan lives there free, eats Charlie's food, Alan has Berta to clean, Charlie let's Jake stay there, etc. Charlie should have said "oh, I'm not there for you" and reminded Alan of this.

[@jessyscreentime]

Imagine In Season 9 Walden found out that it was jake who did that and Barbara Schmidt was his lil sister

[@Henry-kz4gn]

He depends on him for everything all the time..

[@hueyfreeman2156]

Jake snitched on himself 😂😂😂😂

[@AnCapone1899]

"Hey, no convictions". 😂😂😂

[@sugarandsalt1261]

You know with the tattoo on the buttcheek drawing and this one Jake really had a great potential for becoming an artist.

[@B.DAnthony92]

Alan’s eye rolling 😂😂

[@lawless37291]

The burning question is "why in world would he a draw picture of this girl?

[@ZombieN8YT]

Ooh look everybody! Big bad Alan doing evil things this episode. He pretends to be all big and bad around Jake, he threatens Charlie, and he gets yet another woman to hate him. (That last part isn’t shocking at all)

[@shezziesbaby]

Ah dude, why'd you sign it 😂😂😂

[@ashleybrown5382]

Ok, that part I regret.

[@JamesimusPrime2798]

Jake should of signed someone else's name on it and got off Scott-free, but he would of gotten into trouble since the teacher would of seen what colours he had in his pencil case.

[@molassio1989]

"close the door!" "It is closed."

[@Leon_der_Luftige]

For anyone wondering: The game Charlie briefly holds up is "Crimson Skies" for the original Xbox. The PC game is arguably better imo.

[@nightmarewood5927]

"Good old days"

[@turborun2345]

I get it's a tv show but Charlie's right why on earth would you sighn that 😂

[@stagna1959]

Perhaps he will become famous artist / painter like Picasso or Andy Warhol . Then his signed work is worth millions of dollars

[@xiayabennett6982]

Berta scaring Jake about it was the best part

[@guillerminaarias3820]

Love uncle Charlie! Not just because he is funny, he is generous with his useless brother.

[@vincentvandogh2294]

How can you expel someone for sexual harassment when boys on Jake's age aren't even interested in girls.

[@davidhenderson3400]

That does not matter any more now days. Kids in K1 and first grade now days get hit with sexual harassment charges. It is crazy.

[@anjalikndwl]

If this is how he objectifies when he's "not interested"...?! Such uncivilized behavior should be taken seriously and positive intervention can make him a well developed man.

[@petergriffin7908]

That's because you hangout at brothels in kings landing all day.

[@CertifiedGenius007]

@@anjalikndwl he didnt objectify, he merely drew what he saw. Well developed man.. ? more like man suiting to ur needs

[@anjalikndwl]

@@CertifiedGenius007 I agree, there's a difference in objectification and drawing what he observed and yes it might not be considered sexual Harassment . Point well made. Noted. :) By developed I only meant someone who doesn't treat women as objects. But I see that it is moot. I see your point. Baarbra has big boobs. We should tell Jake not to make fun of physical appearances, though. I mean, what's offensive is not the picture alone but the words "Boobra".

[@punisher467]

a man should not depend on anybody but himself.

[@samuelboateng6829]

I got in trouble for something like this at skoop

[@ricstormwolf]

If Alan had a spine, he'd beat Jake daily.

[@Thebeatles19632]

Why didn’t Alan hire another doctor to work with him or hire more receptionists

[@coolrank12]

Because knowing Charlie, he will end up sleeping with them and Alan will always get beaten up for it even if he had nothing to do with it and he ends up suffering for it

[@hakc97again]

​@@coolrank12Melissa

[@geraltofrivia9424]

"I will never depend on you": dude, you live in his house with no rent and you eat the food he pays for

[@tracyshepke6664]

What's the name of this episode?

[@ashleybrown5382]

Principal Gallagher’s Lesbian Lover.

[@BelldandyAsuna]

At least Charlie's honest.

[@alextv2944]

Ah sweet! Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge!

[@cassandramitchell2387]

Allen knows how to respect woman!!!

[@CommonCent]

Charlie is letting you stay there rent free and he's the bad guy here? I don't get it 😒

[@tengkualiff]

Lol

[@johndelorean7353]

He is the reason he lost all of his stuff

[@bornfree8073]

Why are the comments filled with these types of comments? Do you have a brother? Do you not see that charlie enjoys alans company?

[@abcd1235911]

@Amira Djiar Charlie is the reason Alan lost everything and became a pauper.

[@timothychavis5291]

Good thing Alan got the picture before Judith did.

[@kurthooke-cz7mf]

Alan has the nerve to say charlie is undependable when he lives in his home for free

[@rak7039]

This and slamming door at judith's face Savage chuck

[@rebeccaross8470]

Jake harper is so funny 😂

[@MarcoAntonio-wn3qi]

"We no longer live in a Porky's movie..." hahahahahaahaha

[@ashleybrown5382]

“What’s a Porky’s Movie?”

[@MarcoAntonio-wn3qi]

@@ashleybrown5382 old movie that actually inspired American Pie. It's a bunch of students doing pranks and shit.

[@MarcoAntonio-wn3qi]

@@ashleybrown5382 oh wait... I now get it you're just quoting Jake, haha

[@Jose-vg3yq]

letting your brother live in your Malibu home and his kid when getting kicked out from his owe home is plenty of what he can do for his brother

[@anupbhutada87]

because I am undependable :)

[@realistic.optimist]

Love this show. No Charlie you do not deserve another chance. No Alan you should never count on anyone. And Sorry means absolutely nothing. People are never sorry they did something they are sorry they were caught.

[@orppranator5230]

Back then, a picture like that is considered sexual harassment? God damn. It’s gotten so much worse and yet it was STILL fucking ridiculous back then.

[@Pravdacz-tp8zu]

I think that what Jake did that was wrong was that he signed it and showed to others.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

It’s pretty obvious that picture is OBVIOUSLY sexual harassment from how it demeans something in a cartoonish way by mocking how they look. Especially to a child.

[@swissprefontaine5830]

ok in my defence, I really didn't want to, LMFAO.

[@iamalongusername]

Crimson skies, I loved that game

[@justinsmith5095]

Wrong alan we're definitely living in a porkys movie

[@mrulizez12ify]

Undependable? Guy lives on his brothers Malibu beach house for free

[@turtleboy991]

He's not wrong. Perverts are a dime a dozen. Stealing a service dog from a blind person? Now that's horrible

[@Barrett-tq7pq]

The horrible part was stealing the dog from the blind kid 😂😂😂

[@NBE21]

Crimson skies is amazing

[@ytht21]

I don't remember crimsonskies being multiplayer game

[@satheeshramasamy8260]

It did. It had Multiplayer death match.

[@Donfrak]

i love this guys. hahahahah

[@sibonisiwedlodlo3182]

Me too

[@basba_qal]

I don't know which episode it was, but I think the writers got inspired/stole the scene from Porky's where Alan got caught naked.

[@YEOsCanal]

Honestly I think that they all exaggerate when jake is older I could understand this excitement but he is still a child.

[@brooklyncanfield45]

Whenever Alan gets mad I laugh

[@dorissanchez232]

Oh dude why did you signed it ? 😂😂😂

[@mitchellarmstrong3759]

Why'd you sign it?

[@mavetyan]

Charly is still trying to be friends with Alan. ))

[@bigd2911]

It really speaks to me😂😂😂

[@tibaazher2792]

That's hilarious 🤣😂😅😆😁😋

[@Polar-f2h]

I wonder if Jake has a crush on the girl Barbara Schmidt, and wasn't trying to make her feel bad.

[@arcticangel1628]

Well, she did. Sorry.

[@MichaelBadillo-s9p]

Who is Boobra Schmidt though lol😂?

[@datinfe9691]

You are innocent until proofen guilty. Crying in Kevin Spacey

[@sharonboling4397]

Yet he lives rent free.

[@kingryand]

No, the horrible part was stealing the dog from the blind kid.

[@williamnguyen8663]

Jake may have a career in manga

[@gregoryrook-green453]

what episode is this?

[@rickynelson2971]

Jake Harper drew Taleah Gunther being held up in Ricky Nelson's arms. Jake Harper drew Taleah on top of Ricky Nelson. Jake Harper drew Taleah Gunther on top of Ricky Nelson in naked.

[@absurd3694]

Sometimes they both argue like couples

[@axeladame9376]

Jake Is In Trouble

[@ashleybrown5382]

He fucked up.

[@itscarter4864]

I know the episode. It is "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"

[@ashleybrown5382]

2:25 did he just drop the F Bomb?

[@tristanherbert2006]

Bruh, are you deaf? He said "fine."

[@BigRenzEnt]

……you mean “fine”?

[@tristanherbert2006]

Bruh, that isn't the F-Bomb.

[@battlestar1788]

Why haven’t I though about that I though I told you to close the door jakes responds it is close while standing out side lol 😂

[@colonelbuendias]

Hence a massage parlor is born!

[@stefanthechef3436]

Funny that the girls last night is the same as Walden later on when he buys the house Coincidence.

[@inspectorpineapple98]

Character replacement: Michelle, Claire and Rachael from “The Boss”