two and a half men-jake boobra schmidt.mkv-.mp4

[@seth-uchiha-myers]

the part when charlie takes the drawing and yells “aw dude, why did you sign it?” kills me, that’s something i’d say

[@hannahkaranja9907]

🤣🤣🤣You are on the right path. Future uncle charlie

[@NiVi192]

"...No, but why does uncle Charlie have to suffer?!" 😂👌🏻

[@TheMJKnight]

Good comeback

[@bunnicula38]

Jake is an ass and I can hear, tool.

[@krishna_o15]

Best line ever

[@hannahkaranja9907]

He uses a very innocent voice🤣🤣🤣

[@androsram641]

Charlie: you signed it. Jake: That part I regret If there was any chance he could get smarter with age, it never happened.😩

[@TDKiller415]

Ah, dude, why'd you sign it??? EPIC!!!

[@jean-philipperoch2332]

The Dragon Killer i remember in a live version of this episode I saw on tv , Jake answered " it's a piece of art !!"

[@TDKiller415]

@Amira Djiar There goes that echo again 😅😅

[@ChrisManley1994]

“That country you’re thinking of is THIS ONE genius!!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dez3540]

@Amira Djiar You forgot the "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

Jon Cryer is a very underrated actor, he deserves his own show. He is very good at acting out body language when articulating a point, a very good quality in great acting.

[@Doorstro17]

I couldn't agree more

[@AshaNimo1]

He plays the villain Lex Luthor on Supergirl now

[@gaylenewood7707]

Well Jon cryer was on ncis for a short while and also before two and a half men he was on becker but Jon cryer did had a movie back in the 80s and that movie was good and Charlie sheen had done quite a few movies which you would notice he makes reference to the movies he had done in this show..

[@gaylenewood7707]

@@AshaNimo1 On ncis alan had his head shaved and it looked creepy like from a horror movie back in the late 80s.

[@E.JayViera]

He had a show in the late 1990s where he played a psychologically paranoid guy. He was hilarious on the show. It was called The Trouble with Normal.

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

In my defence, I REALLY didn't want to. LMFAO

[@johnsonzhang3468]

Herbert The Pervert: I believe in him

[@lawless37291]

Selfish behavior

[@kangadillo]

I wonder if Barbara Schmidt was related to Walden Schmidt.

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

heaventree ofstars i thought it too

[@XBarajasX]

Showrunners couldn't come out with another last name -_-

[@ronaldowilliams1588]

Heamerm Rakiioossnn bib baby love to who

[@turtleboy991]

Neither been confirmed nor denied

[@DerekBoldiene360]

@heaventree ofstars It would make sense. After Walden came in my opinion of this show dropped from 95 percent to 50. To be honest I like this show a lot but I like it better with Charlie Sheen.

[@irishnecromancer4335]

"I told you to close the door." "it is closed!"

[@handleyt2024]

Go in your room!

[@dez3540]

@Amira Djiar Fine*

[@edwardveltre1579]

Charlie: “He means go in your room AND close the door genius.

[@henrypeters5291]

He calls the guy who let's him live in his house rent free "undependable".

[@Random_Wierdo.]

Henry Peters it's Charlie's fault he lost his house and pay super high alimony to his wife

[@billsauer8506]

Dude... Really?

[@johnmike8890]

Who would pay rent to his brother?

[@petergriffin7908]

hahahahaha good point.

[@thehunter4873]

TheDDRm97 yes but if Charlie hadn’t got involved Alan would still have the good lawyer so would have money

[@jayNicks10]

Alan - the office opens at 8 Charlie - o’clock? Alan - No. Degrees.

[@Hawk3rR]

“Why does uncle charlie have to suffer?”🤣

[@oliverkupcik2191]

"This one on the refrigerator" "Charlie this is serious" "It really speaks to me" kills me every fking time :D

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

Don't tell Walden Schmidt.

[@PaPaPIG653]

Alan should know his brother had his back more than anyone else .

[@basba_qal]

DANG! This clip reminded me to watch Porky's again.

[@lutherfromtherogues8074]

"oh for the good old days when you could wander into the girls locker room pretending you were blind" XD

[@lukesmith720]

Genius

[@astan26]

I bet you never have walked in a girls locker room or bathroom, pretending to be blind.

[@Archangelsvoid]

@@astan26 That's probally why they quoted it and not said they did it.

[@meadster308]

Life today isn't a Porky's movie.

[@MrGrownman455]

"dude ... Why did you sign it? " 😂 That would be my first question I asked my son before I said anything else.

[@johnmichaels1413]

Charlie would’ve been the best uncle lol

[@ps6474]

One thing that always bugged me about Alan was the way he insulted Charlie, like here Alan has the nerve to say that Charlie is selfish and undependable when Charlie is letting him live rent free under his roof and pays for all the food and expenses and actually cares for for Alan(in his secret way) more han Alan does of Charlie. Alan was always a freeloader and smoocher.

[@erickalejandrocv]

Well charlie did help with alan being homeless, because he slept with that psycho lawyer.

[@offline.h]

wtf everybody analyzing this like it was real life… IT‘S JUST A SHOW… those are ACTORS

[@erickalejandrocv]

@@offline.h because we humans analyze music, movies, etc. And its fun, so deal with it.

[@ps6474]

@@offline.h Because in tv shows or movies, you put yourself in the scene as if real life situations.

[@earn-chan]

@@offline.h is this perhaps your first time consuming entertainment?

[@mihikaroy1643]

Alan calling charlie "selfish". I had to laugh. The irony.

[@lukesmith720]

Yet Alan is a freeloader

[@maryhaynes3364]

@Amira Djiar call me crazy but i sided with alan for this one charlie shouldve helped his brother at a time like this

[@jackdurbin4324]

Jake is a very smart boy he so funny he cracks me up all the cast members to jack

[@jipke]

I'm gonna use this one: "In my defence, I really didn't want to!"

[@jameswattersco.solicitors2109]

Child: You know in some countries your innocent until proven guilty. Father: you confessed? Child: oh yeah.

[@xero_theory7056]

Lol

[@dhoneofficial]

The first Xbox….time flies!

[@59771006]

Charlie: Oh for the good old days when you could wander into the girls locker room pretending you were blind Alan: You actually did that that's horrible Charlie: No the horrible part was stealing the dog from the blind kid I love that part it always makes me laugh

[@Barrett-tq7pq]

I tried so hard not to laugh

[@oliverwilkes3996]

Alan: I cant rely on you Me: you rely on him everyday merely by staying in his house, why does he have to provide responsiblity for jakes actions too?

[@Leon_der_Luftige]

For anyone wondering: The game Charlie briefly holds up is "Crimson Skies" for the original Xbox. The PC game is arguably better imo.

[@Henry-kz4gn]

He depends on him for everything all the time..

[@lustrals1273]

Imagine if Walden found out about this

[@tpl608]

Alan complaining about Charlie not being there as Alan lives there free, eats Charlie's food, Alan has Berta to clean, Charlie let's Jake stay there, etc. Charlie should have said "oh, I'm not there for you" and reminded Alan of this.

[@rachellerossetti6778]

I like every episode that I ever saw I heard a rumor or it's true Charlie Sheen wants to come back but she only Half Men I hope it's true and I wish you lots of luck perfect

[@jessyscreentime]

Imagine In Season 9 Walden found out that it was jake who did that and Barbara Schmidt was his lil sister

[@nickw5432]

“Uh...I didn’t want to” 😂😂

[@rustynail2783]

"What's a Porky's movie"? Clearly there is still much that Charlie must teach Jake.

[@JamesimusPrime2798]

Jake should of signed someone else's name on it and got off Scott-free, but he would of gotten into trouble since the teacher would of seen what colours he had in his pencil case.

[@hueyfreeman2156]

Jake snitched on himself 😂😂😂😂

[@cassandramitchell2387]

Allen knows how to respect woman!!!

[@turborun2345]

I get it's a tv show but Charlie's right why on earth would you sighn that 😂

[@stagna1959]

Perhaps he will become famous artist / painter like Picasso or Andy Warhol . Then his signed work is worth millions of dollars

[@sugarandsalt1261]

You know with the tattoo on the buttcheek drawing and this one Jake really had a great potential for becoming an artist.

[@ricstormwolf]

If Alan had a spine, he'd beat Jake daily.

[@geraltofrivia9424]

"I will never depend on you": dude, you live in his house with no rent and you eat the food he pays for

[@Thebeatles19632]

Why didn’t Alan hire another doctor to work with him or hire more receptionists

[@coolrank12]

Because knowing Charlie, he will end up sleeping with them and Alan will always get beaten up for it even if he had nothing to do with it and he ends up suffering for it

[@hakc97again]

​@@coolrank12Melissa

[@kingryand]

No, the horrible part was stealing the dog from the blind kid.

[@Jose-vg3yq]

letting your brother live in your Malibu home and his kid when getting kicked out from his owe home is plenty of what he can do for his brother

[@guillerminaarias3820]

Love uncle Charlie! Not just because he is funny, he is generous with his useless brother.

[@punisher467]

a man should not depend on anybody but himself.

[@ZombieN8YT]

Ooh look everybody! Big bad Alan doing evil things this episode. He pretends to be all big and bad around Jake, he threatens Charlie, and he gets yet another woman to hate him. (That last part isn’t shocking at all)

[@shezziesbaby]

Ah dude, why'd you sign it 😂😂😂

[@ashleybrown5382]

Ok, that part I regret.

[@BelldandyAsuna]

At least Charlie's honest.

[@lawless37291]

The burning question is "why in world would he a draw picture of this girl?

[@alextv2944]

Ah sweet! Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge!

[@timothychavis5291]

Good thing Alan got the picture before Judith did.

[@ytht21]

I don't remember crimsonskies being multiplayer game

[@satheeshramasamy8260]

It did. It had Multiplayer death match.

[@anupbhutada87]

because I am undependable :)

[@nightmarewood5927]

"Good old days"

[@samuelboateng6829]

I got in trouble for something like this at skoop

[@molassio1989]

"close the door!" "It is closed."

[@xiayabennett6982]

Berta scaring Jake about it was the best part

[@AnCapone1899]

"Hey, no convictions". 😂😂😂

[@swissprefontaine5830]

ok in my defence, I really didn't want to, LMFAO.

[@realistic.optimist]

Love this show. No Charlie you do not deserve another chance. No Alan you should never count on anyone. And Sorry means absolutely nothing. People are never sorry they did something they are sorry they were caught.

[@rak7039]

This and slamming door at judith's face Savage chuck

[@mrulizez12ify]

Undependable? Guy lives on his brothers Malibu beach house for free

[@YEOsCanal]

Honestly I think that they all exaggerate when jake is older I could understand this excitement but he is still a child.

[@gabrielmendivil5]

0:52 Walden’s Niece

[@tracyshepke6664]

What's the name of this episode?

[@ashleybrown5382]

Principal Gallagher’s Lesbian Lover.

[@basba_qal]

I don't know which episode it was, but I think the writers got inspired/stole the scene from Porky's where Alan got caught naked.

[@iamalongusername]

Crimson skies, I loved that game

[@mavetyan]

Charly is still trying to be friends with Alan. ))

[@turtleboy991]

He's not wrong. Perverts are a dime a dozen. Stealing a service dog from a blind person? Now that's horrible

[@vincentvandogh2294]

How can you expel someone for sexual harassment when boys on Jake's age aren't even interested in girls.

[@davidhenderson3400]

That does not matter any more now days. Kids in K1 and first grade now days get hit with sexual harassment charges. It is crazy.

[@anjalikndwl]

If this is how he objectifies when he's "not interested"...?! Such uncivilized behavior should be taken seriously and positive intervention can make him a well developed man.

[@petergriffin7908]

That's because you hangout at brothels in kings landing all day.

[@CertifiedGenius007]

@@anjalikndwl he didnt objectify, he merely drew what he saw. Well developed man.. ? more like man suiting to ur needs

[@anjalikndwl]

@@CertifiedGenius007 I agree, there's a difference in objectification and drawing what he observed and yes it might not be considered sexual Harassment . Point well made. Noted. :) By developed I only meant someone who doesn't treat women as objects. But I see that it is moot. I see your point. Baarbra has big boobs. We should tell Jake not to make fun of physical appearances, though. I mean, what's offensive is not the picture alone but the words "Boobra".

[@itscarter4864]

I know the episode. It is "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"

[@B.DAnthony92]

Alan’s eye rolling 😂😂

[@NBE21]

Crimson skies is amazing

[@Steel-101]

I agree what Jake did was mean(with the drawing) but come on to be expelled over a silly drawing? They’re acting like he packed a Bowie knife in his backpack 🎒. Lol 😆

[@rickynelson2971]

Jake Harper drew Taleah Gunther being held up in Ricky Nelson's arms. Jake Harper drew Taleah on top of Ricky Nelson. Jake Harper drew Taleah Gunther on top of Ricky Nelson in naked.

[@dorissanchez232]

Oh dude why did you signed it ? 😂😂😂

[@justinsmith5095]

Wrong alan we're definitely living in a porkys movie

[@orppranator5230]

Back then, a picture like that is considered sexual harassment? God damn. It’s gotten so much worse and yet it was STILL fucking ridiculous back then.

[@Pravdacz-tp8zu]

I think that what Jake did that was wrong was that he signed it and showed to others.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

It’s pretty obvious that picture is OBVIOUSLY sexual harassment from how it demeans something in a cartoonish way by mocking how they look. Especially to a child.

[@kurthooke-cz7mf]

Alan has the nerve to say charlie is undependable when he lives in his home for free

[@rebeccaross8470]

Jake harper is so funny 😂

[@Polar-f2h]

I wonder if Jake has a crush on the girl Barbara Schmidt, and wasn't trying to make her feel bad.

[@arcticangel1628]

Well, she did. Sorry.

[@MichaelBadillo-s9p]

Who is Boobra Schmidt though lol😂?

[@yattaguru]

Charlie is letting you stay there rent free and he's the bad guy here? I don't get it 😒

[@tengkualiff]

Lol

[@johndelorean7353]

He is the reason he lost all of his stuff

[@bornfree8073]

Why are the comments filled with these types of comments? Do you have a brother? Do you not see that charlie enjoys alans company?

[@abcd1235911]

@Amira Djiar Charlie is the reason Alan lost everything and became a pauper.

[@Barrett-tq7pq]

The horrible part was stealing the dog from the blind kid 😂😂😂

[@williamnguyen8663]

Jake may have a career in manga

[@stefanthechef3436]

Funny that the girls last night is the same as Walden later on when he buys the house Coincidence.

[@absurd3694]

Sometimes they both argue like couples

[@mitchellarmstrong3759]

Why'd you sign it?

[@gregoryrook-green453]

what episode is this?

[@datinfe9691]

You are innocent until proofen guilty. Crying in Kevin Spacey

[@brooklyncanfield45]

Whenever Alan gets mad I laugh

[@MarcoAntonio-wn3qi]

"We no longer live in a Porky's movie..." hahahahahaahaha

[@ashleybrown5382]

“What’s a Porky’s Movie?”

[@MarcoAntonio-wn3qi]

@@ashleybrown5382 old movie that actually inspired American Pie. It's a bunch of students doing pranks and shit.

[@MarcoAntonio-wn3qi]

@@ashleybrown5382 oh wait... I now get it you're just quoting Jake, haha

[@battlestar1788]

Why haven’t I though about that I though I told you to close the door jakes responds it is close while standing out side lol 😂

[@elainesaturn2092]

Boobra Schmidt seriously Jake?!🤣

[@timkumpost6036]

OK, Charlie acted like a jerk, but I think in this case Alan is being an even bigger jerk: he's forgetting that Charlie is letting him and Jake live there rent free.

[@gaylenewood7707]

I hope berta is having fun with orson bean and Darth vader where they are..

[@axeladame9376]

Jake Is In Trouble

[@ashleybrown5382]

He fucked up.

[@tunisreads]

Undependable? You live in his house rent free, that's pretty dependable

[@colonelbuendias]

Hence a massage parlor is born!

[@inspectorpineapple98]

Character replacement: Michelle, Claire and Rachael from “The Boss”