Testing 5 Self Defense Weapons From Ali Express!

[@Boyohboi22]

Tyler’s definition of self defense “come up behind somebody”

[@tamastarczy6262]

Yeah my thoughts too bruh! 🤣 I was almost yelling SELF DEFENCE TYLER, NOT CHOKING SOMEBODY TO DEATH SNEAKING UP ON THEM FROM BEHIND, its SELF DEFENCE, TYLER! 🤣🤣🤣💥

[@TC-th1ey]

The best form of defence is the stealth garotte.

[@FlyboyHelosim]

The best form of defense is offense.

[@velxm6652]

This looks bad in writing 😂

[@crash7976]

@@tamastarczy6262 If they're an intruder in your house in certain U.S states, it would hold up I guess

[@bsmdb]

That bead necklace was supposed to be for self defense Tyler lol. You coming up behind someone and choking them is attempted murder at the least. 😆🤣

[@natelax1367]

Well you see the plan would be to run away, sneak up behind the attacker after they give up, and strangle them. Then you can make up whatever story you want. Dead men tell no tales and all that

[@bsmdb]

Lol then you would become the attacker and that said person would have that same bead necklace and the cycle continues 😄🤣

[@DjDolHaus86]

The best form of defence is a preemptive strike, they can't threaten your safety if they're lying on the floor dribbling. This approach does however make trips through the neighbourhood take considerably longer.

[@oriion1]

Plus, if you're strong enough to wrap a necklace around someone and then throw them with it, then you probably don't need the necklace to defend yourself anyways.

[@goreobsessed2308]

Sometimes to defend oneself you have to preemptively kill those that would attack you

[@Aringka]

Tyler, teaching us the fine line of self defense and just beating the crap out of people, or choking to death, whatever comes first

[@screwylooygaming]

Tell that to Jiu Jitsu students.

[@Aringka]

@@screwylooygaming there's beat them up, and beat them up with style

[@tygonzal370]

Tyler: so this is for self defense Also Tyler: maybe if you sneak up behind somebody...

[@donniexiong6306]

The best defense is a good offense

[@thatguybrody4819]

tyler going ham with the collapsible stick made my day. it just kept going and it got progressively funnier.

[@puttitat2851]

I just got frustrated. It's an item you usually see in amateur magic. And ofc you can collapse it again - if you don't ruin the poor thing. Guy's just a dimwit.

[@Bigblanco_otw]

@@puttitat2851 it's advertised as a "self defense" weapon, and he was testing it as such

[@puttitat2851]

@@Bigblanco_otw Aliexpress advertised it. Says it all. Didn't even try to collapse it 😂

[@Bigblanco_otw]

@@puttitat2851 not just AliExpress advertises it as a self defense tool. I 100% agree it's not meant to be used as such, but it seems to me he was just having fun more than doing serious testing.

[@puttitat2851]

@@Bigblanco_otw Except the 'doesn't retract' part. That's just not true 🙈

[@shaunbryan3421]

That collapsible bow staff is actually a really good self defense mechanism I've used before period. I pulled one out at the height of a very intense confrontation and the guy nearly passed out from laughter.

[@skydyverjym]

I figured it would actually work very well. However I thought they would run away after seeing how insane the user is from pulling such a silly weapon in complete confidence of its efficacy

[@Zorg_Picklehelm]

I mean if you put in front of the guy’s eyes before opening it, he’s definitely going to feel that

[@zachaliles]

It also defends any use against getting laid.

[@blissfuldj7627]

Oh dude I pulled out two, and this guy who was about to beat me started crying with pity and gave me 50 bucks

[@theartisticweeb9492]

Had me in the first half ngl

[@shanewright6582]

This was like watching a behind the scenes documentary at the Wyle E. Coyote workshop! I would love to see a product review from Bud K!

[@screwylooygaming]

first few knife purchases I've ever had. Love the products, but sadly most have been confistacted by some form or another of law enforcement over the years.

[@green7449]

Freakin Bud-K, what a nostalgia trip. I bought so much crap from there as a kid.

[@angryasianjim]

😂😂😂 the man says “not gonna lie that was a lil bit scary” then not a minute later “Let’s try to break a cinder block!” Made me laugh so hard

[@MaNNeRz91]

Votes on Tyler getting a macro camera for knife edges. Especially for the sharpening devices in the past videos 🙋🏻‍♂️

[@monhi64]

Kinda weird that it’s called macro-photography because macro typically means large. Although I guess I get what they’re going for, making small things large but then what the hell is micro photography

[@CalebLyford]

I'm pretty sure that stick is a telescoping staff used for magic lol. Not sure why it is advertised for "self defense" 😂.

[@MrEsphoenix]

I believe it started as a TikTok with someone showing off their amazing collapsible self defense baton. Guess it was a good way to make a quick buck amongst the less intelligent people in our society.

[@LuckyStone888]

I was surprised Tyler had never seen it before. It is a pretty interesting illusion prop and that's about it.

[@dotar9586]

Great for scaring away potential mates.

[@REexpert44]

That thing is more dangerous to the user than anyone. Especially the super cheap ones. Its just super thing, razor sharp coiled up metal that could easily shred your hand upon opening, or closing or general handling.

[@myfatassdick]

Eddy S yea I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what it was from It was some guy in his mirror showing it off and then I think another KZbin channel pointed out how useless it would be

[@deliverygodyato2641]

Im actually curious how much those buddah beads go for, Tyler you should totally start posting the links to things that actually work in these videos

[@MrEsphoenix]

None of them worked apart from the bat. do yourself a favour and stay away from these dumb self defense gadgets. If you ever had to use them you'd end up in a worse situation than you started in because the person attacking you would just be more pissed off.

[@CrazyGamebino]

Found 1 for around 30 bucks not including shipping with a quick google search and also found the shoelace spikes he featured on the same site so it might be the one tyler used but I can’t say for certain

[@The_White]

@@MrEsphoenix Well, the beads did the exact same thing as the bat propably just as well as the bat so I think they are fine

[@dobbaphoenix4843]

FACTS!

[@MrEsphoenix]

@@The_White No they didn't. Surface damage on a hard surface doesn't equate overall stropping power, especially against something made of flesh and wearing clothes. There's a reason you don't see any serous company selling self defence beads, there's simply not enough mass on them to cause any serious damage, it's poorly distributed, you need to land your hit accurately to do anything and you telegraph your hit so much since you need such a wind up to get any force out of them that even the slowest person will be able to react. All you'll do is piss someone off if you try to use them in self defence. Don't fall for gimmicks. If you genuinely want something for self defence go for one of the many proven weapons, not some internet tat.

[@smftv]

With the siren, my mom had something very similar back in the 80's. Something you may not have considered is the battery. Hers was much louder with a fresh battery. Who knows if the battery that it comes with is at 100% capacity.

[@TheCuriosityChronicles4]

The brass knuckle type things are meant to be held with the fingers between the dividers and for most people between their middle and ring fingers. It hurt because you had way too much of it in your palm, though I'm sure it won't be a whole lot more comfortable the other way. The smaller piece acts like a fist pack, similar to holding a bic lighter and the top lip is more meant for stability and small amount of protection for your fist.

[@darlenefraser3022]

Kinda like using your car keys between your fingers

[@TheCuriosityChronicles4]

Exactly. You can tell Tyler never has. Lol. Not that that's a bad thing.

[@TheCuriosityChronicles4]

I'm an idiot. I didnt see the little lanyard ring thing on the lower part the first time I watched. That pretty much makes it impossible to hold it like that. Lol. What a stupid design.

[@michag4337]

I think that thing is a window punch. the staff was a magic stick so who knows.

[@darlenefraser3022]

@@TheCuriosityChronicles4 You were giving it FAR too much credit! 😂 😂 😂

[@Blalack77]

That little baseball bat reminds me of my great-grandma's billy club. I think it was like an old table leg but it had a metal band around the top. But she kept her little club for possums that would sneak into her house from holes in the eves. She was a tiny little like 5 foot tall, 80 pound old lady but I believe she clubbed several varmints to death through the years. That'll probably upset someone but she lived through the great depression and the Port Chicago incident where she was working in a factory (the official story is, it was a munitions explosion but it was supposed to be a Japanese sneak attack) - but anyway, they just handled things differently.

[@mrasterio8530]

10:00 Tyler: it'll definitely get people's attention. My anxiety: Sure, it'll get people's attention, but, are they gonna do anything to help you?

[@kaldurskipper6821]

True. They might notice something is going on, but a depressingly large number of incidents have happened right in front of people without them caring enough/having the guts to step in and help so...good for possibly getting the assailant to put their hands up to their ears versus on you

[@raimogeel9497]

The little knife like thing is in my opinion the best self defence tool. Pull it out and your opponent will laugh himself till death 😂

[@midnightfairy7594]

I couldn’t stop laughing with the knife & the pole!!!! 😂 Thank you for that & can’t wait to see if you do anymore Aliexpress items!!

[@joshzachary5648]

About 99% sure that coming up behind somebody and choking them with the Buddha beads is NOT considered self defense 😂

[@DizzyDJW]

Now I wanna see him try "Anti Vibration Gloves" with the bat and cinderblock. As the gloves are designed for use with Jackhammers.

[@UltimatelyEverything]

Poor Garry he's seen better days it's nice to see the old fella's still alive and kicking barely but he is.

[@goreobsessed2308]

Bro ain't go no legs he ain't kicking nothin

[@ku7342]

@@goreobsessed2308 lololol. Thanks for the laugh this mornin!

[@UltimatelyEverything]

@@goreobsessed2308 Very funny i see what you did there

[@z.t.8224]

We need a TylerTube X Huston jones crossover where Tyler just buys random weapons off the internet and tests them on Huston

[@Mandopoorian]

Tyler whipping a stick around made my day.

[@RohARc]

That collapsible staff is a magic trick lol it's not meant to be used as self-defense it's meant to be hey look what I pulled out of nowhere. Oh and you can actually put them back in their original size as long as you don't break it.

[@TheVanillaGorilla93]

Okay so the spikes for your boots are actually supposed to be used on a boot with laces and they actually work really well, if you get a pair that's slightly less bulky, they work better. Highly Impractical, however because unless you're working an active combat occupation and/or grappling people enough day to day that you need to ground and pound option, then you probably don't need them. But to their credit, when used properly, they DO work. Buddha Beads are a nice tool to keep on hand when knives and guns aren't an option and you like to stay ready, so you don't have to get ready. I keep a set in my truck and in my backpack for such occasions. Easily overlooked by anyone who's mind is not geared that way or at a glance

[@levilashley811]

Tyler is the finest example of chaotic neutral I have ever come across.

[@ConcernedCitizenPPCA]

Lol Tyler going all Star Wars Kid on the punching bag with the collapsible stick is pure gold.

[@MatthewTyreeKS]

The black piece of plastic you were punching the bag with are meant to be used for pressure point takedowns, not as brass knuckles. You apply a force using them to amplify the pain levels induced.

[@ajpereira29]

He is also holding it wrong

[@BuffaloKinggg]

This makes sense, I thought it was a window punch

[@tac6557]

Still terrible.

[@WarSpaz]

Tyler fighting his bag with a collapsible magic wand :D

[@thegingineer0]

Biggest concern with that necklace is that while you're wearing it, that's a choking hazard. Same reason security guards wear clip on ties if they're wearing a tie. Seems like using a pull-to-open clip closure rather than having that as a solid loop would be a good idea. You'd still be able to whip someone with it, and if not at a long distance, without risking your own neck.

[@TheOriginalCoolDad]

The kick spikes are meant to be worn across the top of the foot, not along it's length. They're intended for running shoes, most of which have padded tongues in them. The standing on one foot though..... LMAO!! Loved it!

[@tac6557]

That's got to be the worst one lol

[@schattenlaufer2191]

9mm is still the best self defense out there

[@travellingslim]

Those beads were certainly made for self something, probably not defense :)

[@Doorbell8808]

Tyler showing us his efforts to defend himself…now every mugger out there is going to be looking for him 😳

[@jordyfarmer9527]

I think that “brass knuckle” thing is more used for pushing it into skin and bone if that makes sense. Like in a grapple situation or whatever you push that into the top of someone’s head etc it’ll get em off quick. I watched a vid on it ages ago and I think that’s what it’s for

[@MartinvanHelden]

That's what I thought. More like a kobutan style self-defense

[@romatic]

8:00 I use something like these for trip lines while camping.

[@antonchigurh6590]

That was so funny when the collapsible baton bent over and progressed to get worse there after! Love your videos as always Tyler 😆

[@yourlocalrealestatelad]

When he wasn’t sure what the bow staff was, he was stressing me tf out!!

[@DJH316007]

"You could come up behind somebody." Are you sure you thought this was a self defense item?

[@Fun.Guy.Forager]

Dude that stick thing is awesome. Once it expanded it would freak anyone out and just go all out like a whipping stick.

[@oplkfdhgk]

you know it's gonna be fun video when it's about ali express. :D

[@anthonyyuuhh4497]

16:16 "don't get any closer to meee" that's my boy 👩🏻‍🦲

[@PARKSGAMING82]

it's 5mins later as I'm typing and I'm still laughing Tyler is getting attacked and pulls out his wire whip and the smallest knife to ever exist then the attacker pulls out a gun so Tyler turns around and starts hopping away cus he hurt his foot with the spikes that are tied to it haha oohh man

[@lesdatraveller217]

It's weird that I only watch TylerTube after midnight, and these videos are weirdly therapeutic...

[@Random-Wanderer232]

Thanks, Tyler. Your videos are always funny and informative, I appreciate your work! 👍👍 Sending love.

[@davidp2888]

"That hurt SO much!" "Let me do it again!" Spoken like a true masochist.

[@blissfuldj7627]

Nah hes comfortable with the whip, he's a sadist

[@KrisHall7997]

I come for the raw toast & stay for the comedy show 🤣😂🤣. I absolutely love watching your channel and I have a conspiracy theory that I'm going to save for myself

[@tamastarczy6262]

Oh no, now you gotta tell us, dude! 🤣🤣 (Does it have anything to do with pickles? 🤣🤣🤣)

[@KrisHall7997]

@@tamastarczy6262 🤣😂🤣 maybe 😂🤣😂

[@megaverner]

That "collapsable baton" thing is just a magician's cane. Maybe you're supposed to intimidate the attackers? “Get away from me, I have magic on my side!!!" *Sproing* "Tadaa"🎉

[@applesauceisgood32]

Love the content, these ‘self defense’ weapons always make me laugh. Would they hurt? Yep. Would they stop a determined attacker? Probably not, more likely make them more angry.

[@crash7976]

That was my thought for the things he "passed" xD

[@LizzyThatB]

Nothing really can stop someone if they are determined enough. A gun won't stop a tank. If someone wants you enough they'll just get you.

[@toyosup88]

“Let me do that again….Ooooooo!” 😂

[@shanethrelfall416]

The best self defence against muggings is not to buy stuff from Wish or Ali express in the first place

[@TheTreasureHunterX]

That Magic Staff got you didn't it? We see that Red Mark that "Magically" appeared on your arm there.... 🤣🤣🤣 Let's see those Outtakes, lol

[@Portersouth]

Love these vids Tyler

[@melancholycreature1990]

0:44 "this is probably the smallest knife I've ever seen" it looks average size to me. Some may say big even

[@alejandrozapataq]

well the first knife is actually a self defense weapon, you never said against what, so if there are cockroaches or rats you could perfectly stab them with your ninja skills

[@oilybrakes]

I think you'd loose against a rat. 😅

[@alejandrozapataq]

@@oilybrakes probably yes lol

[@Neon_Koopa]

The collapsible baton segment was funny 😂

[@lordfluffatized3135]

Just started video. The tiny knife can do as much damage as a normal knife...it's still something y can puncture skin with

[@gavingallagher7584]

You can get a deep paper cut with it

[@kevinperron5767]

Hey its average ok

[@MrEsphoenix]

Same as it can do as much damage as a sword. There's no limit to the tiny knife!!

[@tylerloveless3080]

Tyler definitely has practiced ninja moves in his garage when no one is looking

[@blackmistninja]

Butt-a Beads 😂

[@spookyboilanny8842]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that smooth little move he does with the stick at 4:15?

[@captiancarpy3218]

Let's go love your channel

[@Emo_Twiz]

The way Tyler handled the pop out staff when he said "imagine this thing is collapsed" was too smooth. Is Tyler secretly Robin? Tune in next week to find out.

[@lowmofo]

Still waiting on that survival challenge video......

[@TylerTube]

when i hit 1 million

[@ButIPoopFromThere]

11.5 minutes in Tyler goes into "how to murder" mode.

[@coryminnick1256]

I’ve used Kuba Kickz before. They go in existing laces of a boot with laces. I’m a martial artist and it’s definitely a force multiplier if you’re familiar with kicking. It’s beneficial to have a thicker tongue on your boot or shoe also. Furthermore you don’t have to kick full power to cause significant damage. Mostly used for shin/leg kicks or groin.

[@emirtaha6542]

11:11 "Self defense"

[@stephenvanboening2147]

When that thing extended in slow motion it was the funniest thing I've ever seen on your channel.

[@MrYodith]

Yaayy..new video

[@menchelke]

Omg I almost died choking from laughter when that stick shot out 18 ft long and took out your ceiling. Can guarantee if you pulled that out for self defense, your opponent would fall over in stitches!

[@mkh8076]

I haven't watched it yet, but I seriously fear for Tyler's safety. I hope this isn't the last video...

[@Grizzylikedatt]

What?

[@mickiethugmouse7834]

Anyone else notice that Tyler getting shape I haven’t watched in a while but I can tell

[@kingcrack4422]

FIRST COMMENT! :D

[@kingcrack4422]

ty for ur content Tyler, u"re a really unique youtuber, and i LOVE your stupidity! :D meant in a fun way man!

[@oplkfdhgk]

0:44 what? that's a knife? i thought it was a condom but i guess even a condom could be considered self defence. :D

[@erichoefer5268]

I bought a bottle w/ your link, make sure you get paid. You deserve it for being one of the realist KZbinrs on the platform!

[@tadmckowski3348]

Hahaha when you choked gary with the necklace, and then chucked him over you back 😂. Greatest moment of the video. I laughed so hard

[@TwelveBadgersInASuit]

Tyler: "Wow, that really hurt. Let's try it five more times just to be sure. Yup, it hurt all five times."

[@Aspie_Geek_UK]

did anyone else notice how much Tyler seemed to be enjoying that whip just a little too much 🤣

[@paulakaFATBOY]

I like these self offense videos keep em up lol

[@catherine382]

Tyler LOL 😂😂 Perhaps the self defense comes from your opponents hysterical laughter making them to weak to continue with the attack...

[@remcovanvliet3018]

Item @7:40 is a purse alarm. You put the gizmo in your bag, attach the lanyard to your person, and if somebody snatches your bag and takes off with it, they're now carrying around a blaring alarm.

[@nickcrossley1667]

The what just beeped moment had me laughing my head off 🤣

[@mattstanford9673]

Been binge-watching these videos, and I love the fact that the noodles from a year ago are still up on the wall behind Tyler. Lmfao.

[@masterroshi2158]

14:06 looks like it's designed to hit pressure points on the body so that you can break free and escape

[@j4ck3t]

The cave mans favorite is always effective! But the steel bead necklace was also pretty good. Flesh is soft so I don't think the necklace will whip back at you.

[@tekonena]

Self-defence turning to murder-choking with the necklace XD

[@codyburgett7962]

Literally every time in the last few times he’s used the crane scale, it doesn’t properly measure and save the number. Maybe time to get a new crane scale Tyler

[@alexlongville9957]

The tiny knife will defend you from baby gnomes specifically

[@z33thr33]

The necklace is cool, but you should wear it as a bracelet, not a necklace. Add in some padding underneath, and things get spicy. You could also wrap them around your palm/fist for a strike, like brass knuckles

[@Kristian179]

that exploding this is an appearing cane that magicians use

[@CallOfDoobieSmokeOps]

Woooo new TylerTube videoooo

[@YTRevancedAccount]

That baseball bat seems like a real solid froduct.

[@MissInformer]

With Buddha beads, one of the selling points is supposed to be versatility of use. I always wear a stone bead necklace, because I can wrap it around my hand as an impromptu knuckle enhancer.

[@jonnyhooks9943]

Cleanest worken boots I’ve ever seen 😂😂

[@esracoon]

you flailing about with the extracto-stick thingie had me rolling.

[@dj-kq4fz]

That expanding stick looked like a special effect of some kind. Pretty funny, thanks!

[@Coonder92]

16:23 : “As I’m hitting the whip” Made me laugh as I pictured him hitting a disgusting whip 👋🏻 \_😳 |> /\

[@Adamisgood24]

Things that I will no longer tricked to me buy them online, thanks to Tyler!

[@pizzaholic]

That dead pixel in the middle of Tyler's camera gets me every time.

[@GunFu_Panda]

Nobody: Tyler: "I'm not a professional kicker." Also RIP Tyler's wrists

[@zachhendrickson469]

I try not to watch your videos but there is something that draws me to them so keep making them and I’ll keep watching even though I’m in amazement how

[@james653]

Bro, I've been watching for years. You NEED TO TEST STEEL TOED BOOTS!!