Very Really Good

[@anna_banana414]

can we talk about kurtis’ rant on the double standard on women confidently posting their bodies and pictures of their bodies getting leaked to the public without their consent. it’s fucking gross, and im glad kurtis brought attention to that

[@polinab.3392]

right!

[@raynabrooke6145]

bae asf

[@sararenner9963]

This is why I love this and only this man. He gives me hope for all cis men to be better people cause if our boy Kurt can do it then so can others.

[@yungkim5834]

Cringe

[@anna_banana414]

@@yungkim5834 ???

[@nehanair8475]

“How old are you, Kurtis?” “22” “How long have you been 22?” “A while”

[@ameliah708]

This is very funny

[@panfluteskeleton]

22 plus shipping and handling

[@melisacaceres8740]

Getting that pokemon immortal glow

[@Sitcomabed]

The secret is that kurtis is actually 69 years old and thats why he has so much wisdom

[@lillianpeters9780]

so true!!!!!!!!

[@sarahnonye9556]

In his most recent video, near the end, he said that he was young, but then the older version watched him. And in some of his earlier videos, he had a dollar shave club sponsor who I believe sells lotion. So I believe he puts that on after each video to make himself look younger, However, it only lasts a few hours before wearing off. ITS ALL COMING FULL CIRCLE

[@kittiecatnat]

reki pfp reki pfp

[@KnightOwlization]

He’s clearly 14 and a quarter

[@skitzosoup]

Nice pfo

[@codytoeung5089]

The more Kurtis says "Cheug" the more it sounds like an obscure slur.

[@namyagarcha9354]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING SAKHLASJLFHAL

[@megan7506]

Yes I’m 25 and when someone asks me how old I am I literally want to say “oh I’m 19”

[@lordoffrogsinbogs]

I feel like that's gonna be me, I mean I'm still 19 but I'm gonna be 20 in like two days

[@aarontheperson6867]

@@lordoffrogsinbogs happy early bday

[@morganbodhi9492]

the other day i went to the dmv and almost told them i was 16 but i’ve been 18 for like 3 months

[@veronicasuxxx1502]

I'm 24 and I had to use calculator recently to figure out how old I am

[@lordoffrogsinbogs]

@@aarontheperson6867 thank you :)

[@megan7506]

Some men who claim to be heterosexual really do be hating women. Like are you sure you like women? 🤭😩🤔

[@GreenAndGoth]

LOL, honestly.

[@Sophie-rg9hm]

This is similar to my homophobe theory like why are you so homophobic why re you concerned with what guy ppl b doing, you jealous??? It's just too homophobic to be straight

[@joliesally1836]

I love how men exclusively sexualize women but trash them for having the agency to profit off of that 🙄 it’s so blatant that it’s because they find it threatening.

[@greenlast_7249]

They want to sexualize us against our will, but we can’t sexualize ourselves, we can’t have that control over ourselves. It’s disgusting.

[@miad6160]

It’s the same shit with bras, lots of women hate them. Especially if you have small boobs. - Makes you break out, gives you a rash, and it’s overall uncomfortable if you don’t need the support. - bUt wE cAn seE yOuR cOvered nipPles I have the rIgHt tO lOok If yOu doNt likE me stAriNg wEat a bRa evEn tHough it hUrts. You’re aSking fOr me tO lOok.

[@limeisfine3843]

I could understand the perspective of being jealous that they can’t do the same thing and be as successful, for example if you’re a person who isn’t as conventionally attractive. However, most of them aren’t saying that and are just being incels

[@renl9893]

Does anyone else try to guess what sound effect kurtis is gunna use while he's looking for it lol

[@rubykgarrett]

YES LMAOO

[@AriaLouisa]

Yes, but sometimes I get it wrong and I feel like a dummy

[@seanfarrell4099]

I usually guess fart sound by default

[@renl9893]

@@AriaLouisa same!! Thats what happened to me in this episode lol

[@renl9893]

@@seanfarrell4099 i usually guess the one thats like ehhhUAH??? (idk if i spelled that in a way that made sense but i rlly tried!)

[@rainewhispers4890]

I'm sure in the alternate universe where his name is Curtis Connor he's a huge "cheug".

[@user-lh8im2vy8e]

Curtis Connor would fucking idolize Dave Portnoy

[@larrythelobster5892]

but also very very happi

[@grimm7328]

Curtis Konnor

[@squishyyounie]

Quertis Quonner

[@jaywhypee7293]

Conner Kurtis

[@yikesmydude5641]

All my fellow citizens of Kurtistown are legally required to pog because I JUST GOT MY PUBERTY BLOCKERS ADMINISTRATED AND MY FAMILY IS SUPPORTING ME THROIGH MY TRANSITION

[@Eazy_Peazy]

YOOOOOO THATS POG CONGRATS!

[@stella-fv8yo]

POGGGGG OMG SO HAPPY FOR U

[@Raz3y]

I WANT THAT TOO!!! Congrats hun

[@cutesylittlefairy]

YES GOOD JOB!!! SO PROUD OF YOU!

[@redvelvet1552]

WE LOVE THAT FOR YOU! 😩✨

[@AirWreckerr]

Zoning out and then trying to understand what’s going on again during this podcast is wild

[@noonstyles3973]

Yes💀

[@miserabelle]

I'm so deprived of the Kurtis Korner I'm going insane

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

omg hi I love your content so much bestie

[@annaquattlebaum3415]

good to see you here

[@ninin11]

ey didn’t expect that ! love your stuff

[@laurynjirby673]

He’s my most favorite person. But don’t tell it’s a secret lol

[@Eazy_Peazy]

*tells everyone cutely* 🥺

[@skibbidihazel]

@@Eazy_Peazy umm..cutely ?

[@cyonlinee4278]

*tells everyone rudely* 😡

[@thatdude8022]

HEY KURTISSS

[@ajcrowIey]

tells everyone very really goodly

[@samihauke4895]

the 14 things i’ve learned in my 14 years of being alive, as a list: #1 you have to poop eventually

[@addy6543]

Dude that's some words of wisdom right there

[@bunnycat24]

may i add #2 pee is stored in the heart

[@crunchylettuce]

@@bunnycat24 yes. but may i also contribute? #3 vomit is the key to success

[@addy6543]

Ah, yes, and 4: Sweat smells bad so wear deodorant. Deodorant is for champions.

[@emilythompson6253]

@@addy6543 someone needs to put that on a poster in school locker rooms lmao

[@gabimogollon1768]

kurtis be like #adulting #livelovelaugh

[@user-yy6su8ko2n]

#blessed 🙏

[@ploopymaster]

#winewiththegirls

[@user-ym5uu7fr9e]

#sundaybrunch 😘

[@miav221]

#wap 🙏🙏😍🤗🤗🥺

[@mereigold]

* #bae

[@manuelafaria6703]

my biggest criticism of those “hot tub streams” is that twitch pushes those girls but doesn’t promote other female streamers, they only pay attention to women on that platform if they’re half-naked. no hate to the hot tub girls, they’re getting easy money, just wish woman could be successful on the internet for something other than their bodies. don’t hate the players, just the game.

[@anna_banana414]

hate to admit this here but ive watched 3 seasons of masked singer. not because i enjoy the show, but because my grandparents like the show and i watched a few episodes with them because i had nothing else to do but now they thinks i like the show more than i do and so now they record the show every Wednesday and i watch it with them because i don’t want to tell them that i don’t like the show because they do. so anyways, im gonna go watch the masked singer with my grandparents because it’s 8:00.

[@matti9208]

Yo thats so cute

[@nothingbutfleurs]

That’s really sweet

[@dtown_demon]

It's so cool that u do stuff with ur grandparents

[@ameliah708]

Thank you for sharing. This was great to read :) made me smile. I like watching tv with my parents :)

[@vickibart3491]

Hope you’re still keeping it up, friend!

[@Tera_totally]

Of all the critics they could give of hot tub streamers, "they're taking viewership away from me!" Is one of the dumbest. That's like me saying memes should be banned from Instagram because memes get more likes than what I post.

[@shadowcultist]

and 52 year old rick saying "nice feet😍" in chat was never gonna watch their red dead playthrough anyways...its not the same target audience whatsoever

[@elleofhearts8471]

and viewers can choose what they want to watch. Literally the point of video/streaming platforms. Why cant they respect other's decisions? They somehow managed to blame not getting the attention they're not entitled to on women.

[@elleofhearts8471]

and thirst trap content isn't even new nor is monetizing thirst trap content new. From only fans, Instagram , and now twitch. it's nothing new . As long as there's a platform where you can monetize visual media , there's going to be thirst trap content and people who choose to watch thirst content over something else.

[@ajjconcertat2am]

watching this video and thinking man ill never be 27

[@ChickenNugget-st6st]

respond to this comment when you are 😳

[@ajjconcertat2am]

@@ChickenNugget-st6st You know what i will

[@sam-jf7lk]

gotta reply so i know when u come back and ur 27 haha

[@s3xypunkgrll420]

I'm thinking I'll never make it past 27

[@sophiecashen9292]

see you when you're 27!

[@uzmk_mato]

what's up kurtistown

[@KazBodnar]

whats up slappers

[@Eazy_Peazy]

Sup

[@yikesmydude5641]

The rates of suicide in minors

[@rosaforest642]

@ Yikes my dude....yikes my dude

[@desology444]

hiii💗

[@anae7135]

Those farmhouse barn doors on every wall and entertainment center is super cheug. Top it off with a live laugh love sign in your kitchen and a sign in the guest bathroom that reads, ‘ El baño’.

[@kh-wp1mj]

My mom thought if I read the secret it would cure my depression

[@Vampire_Nightshade]

I mean... you already know the secret You're Kira

[@therealgreyprinceslashskeleton]

@@Vampire_Nightshade I mean.. he do got those potato chips tho, have to agree

[@getou5759]

Maybe L thought if he read the secret he’d find KIRA ... ig y’all were both lied to

[@therealgreyprinceslashskeleton]

@@getou5759 F

[@dilfhunter77]

That was my ex best friends advice to me, too 💀💀

[@lofi7259]

I left my hometown and lived in NYC for 10 years, and then I came back to my hometown and the longer I'm here the cheugier I become...and dude you're right, cheugs are way happier. I don't know shit about shit anymore. I am so offline. All my footwear is comfortable. This is great. I remember back when it was "basic" and I was trying to explain it to my therapist and she was like "It sounds like it's just people enjoying things" and I was like...yeah that's kind of it. Leaving a comment this long is fucking cheugy.

[@facelessdrone]

Being basic is fine as long as you don't harm people, I dont get why there is such a policing of styles, I get its the age of aesthetics, but humans really need to chill. If we're going to start genuinely policing style, police the guys who think its ok to wear neo nazi merch in public as if you aren't literally violating the constitution by doing so and creating a clear and present danger through free speech.

[@ollieollieoxenfree3246]

@@facelessdrone let them wear their nazi merch, at least that way we can see them coming and AVOID

[@CakeEatersLovePie]

"Saturdays are for the boys" is 100% male cheug

[@haileyabecassis3713]

I feel like these podcast episodes are just like you doing a "just chatting" stream, but without the chat, so if you need more hours, you could try streaming your podcast? 🤷‍♀️

[@repulsethemonkey1396]

VRG live streams?

[@haileyabecassis3713]

@@repulsethemonkey1396 yeah

[@Californiagirrllllll]

yeah like dangelo wallace does that and i LOVE IT. it's just nice listening to someone talk

[@repulsethemonkey1396]

@@Californiagirrllllll and we can all say "hi KZbin!"

[@papkinn]

To person that struggles to find friends - i would suggest finding yourself a community based on what you like for example D&D, alternative fashion, coffee making etc. People don't even realizes there are communities of people until they get interested in the topic, i found a lot of friends just because i got into Japanese fashion and i had no idea community is so massive and spread all over country. If you get really interested in something you will eventually meet people who likes the same thing either by just walking on a street, searching social media or going on a convention (post covid ofc). I'm friends with people i met through hobbies and interests i no longer have, don't limit yourself to just a college and your peers.

[@esfjjkfifhgi5283]

anyone else 20, barely able to wrap their head around being 20 let alone thinking that one day they will b 27 like our lovely amazing mayor kurtis connor?

[@Chootiecheese]

Yes me right here turned 20 in January :/

[@Halokon]

I turned 32 last month. The inexorable march of time will leave you confused and tired and you won’t ever wrap your head around it. It’s a fun time all round.

[@kbaggott1]

i felt this when i turned 20, i turn 22 in september and still feel like this😩 i just realized earlier i'll age with wrinkles and have aches and be like my grandparents 😧

[@spicymint7972]

the fact that when we are 27 our mayor will be 34,,,, sounds fake to me idk

[@matti9208]

I'm turning 21 this year and I hate that

[@blu8949]

this upload is the first good thing that’s happened to me today

[@blu8949]

I fell out of my chair one minute after posting this

[@fatimashafiq1410]

I hope everything good happens to you from this moment onward.

[@blu8949]

@@fatimashafiq1410 Thank you!!! I hope the same for you

[@blu8949]

@@liekebos6663 No worries, I hope you’re doing well atm

[@fatimashafiq1410]

@@blu8949 thanks bro

[@4546bees]

Being very vocal about one’s obsession with bacon is the gold standard of male cheug.

[@madia7955]

the secret is just "youre not praying hard enough" for spiritualists

[@emilythompson6253]

The response i get from having literally any illness

[@GamerSisters]

For people trying so hard not to be Christians, they are extremely similar

[@Vincisomething]

@@GamerSisters Like Christians, it depends who you talk to (you might get Girl Defined or you might get God is Grey). There's definitely some toxic positivity in the community with a couple other issues. And like any practice or belief, it can be used by bad people. For example, there are infamous (and maybe not so well known) cults that used spirituality and Christianity.

[@Vincisomething]

Also manifestation isn't about praying hard enough lmao.

[@madia7955]

@@Vincisomething No but as mentioned by kurt it is often said you didnt get something because ur not manifesting enough or to insinuate someone can just manifest themelves out of poverty its goofy

[@esfjjkfifhgi5283]

cheugy was the popular aesthetic when i was in middle school oh my god the flashbacks... thank god i wasn’t a cheugy (no hate just minions aren’t my thing)

[@LauraisLoading]

The way sex work innovated the internet in a way that allows for concepts like Twitch but streamers throw a fit whenever a women is remotely sexual

[@helloliahi]

to have the stereotypical astrology girl response, i feel like kurtis being a taurus makes so much sense

[@marzipan7152]

Absolutely- a Taurus

[@sillygirl_444]

as a taurus this is like a top tier compliment

[@floridawatermusic]

yes yes so much

[@floridawatermusic]

Tauruses are the best - taurus

[@Janiyahh]

It doesssss. I always think this and I just know he would make fun of us for saying it lmaoo.

[@pastyginger]

"Happy wife, happy life" and the cheugier the person the happier, apply the associative property: cheugy wife, happy life

[@erebedragons]

male cheug is stormtrooper memorabilia on literally everything and graphic tees that just have slogans on them

[@JonGearComics]

So what do the people that think being in a bikini is sexual do when they go to a beach, or like swimming pool? Just tell the women that they are using their bodies? What would they want them to do, go in a parka?

[@nikotatara4185]

i remember being on tumblr when millennials were in full swing with saying "i did a thing" and finally there was some younger person saying "y'all sound stupid when you say that. stop it" and sooo many ppl were pissed they were like "we WORK all day at JOBS and have to CLEAN and COOK so let us talk like BABIES if we want to because ADULTING is so hard and you just wouldn't get it!" lmao

[@wmurd]

oh nooo lexicon police, don't say things or other people will think you are cringe nooo

[@grilledcheesus]

Had no idea that “I did a thing” was baby talk, I thought it was just someone saying they did something

[@zoey3543]

things i’ve learned as a list: (saw this somewhere else) 1) don’t wash your socks. because if you wash them, that means they’re dirty. so don’t wash your socks. DONT BE STUPID

[@sofie9763]

so true Mr Bean

[@fennelmaloney487]

You can't just bring up Flowers for Algernon like that all casual. I can't handle the emotional weight that that book title holds

[@miafreeman777]

Reading that in middle school did not do my emotional stability any favors

[@fennelmaloney487]

@@miafreeman777 Same. For some reason our teacher had us read it in 5th grade and it wasn’t even the most traumatic book we read that year haha

[@facelessdrone]

Idk even know why they made us read it... there are literally zero lessons from that story that other books haven't done better, in a more eloquent way

[@zaspo_sapin7620]

What is it abt?

[@fennelmaloney487]

@@zaspo_sapin7620 It’s about a man with an intellectual disability named Charlie who’s given an opportunity to have a complex new medical procedure to increase his intelligence which was tested on a mouse named Algernon. Most of the book is about Charlie adapting to his new intelligence and realizing people don’t like him anymore and him bonding with Algernon. There’s also a movie based on it called Charlie which is pretty good. The book and movie don’t handle intellectual disability great but it is a really endearing book.

[@gloopyglorpy]

“yes i’m 22 put it in both my eyes” will forever be one of my favorite kurtis quote

[@lindseyblack9234]

kurtis i know some people don't like your hair n mustache but it looks so good on you.

[@prius1385]

I didn’t choose the Cheug life... the Cheug life chose me. ✊😤

[@rockandstick]

GOOD MORNING FROM AUSTRALIA FELLOW KURTISTOWN MEMBERRRS. Have a good day, remember to drink water, eat some fruit and give yourself some luuurve. ✨💛

[@saturngxrl]

Good morning from Strayaaaa 🖤

[@itsaname9100]

Good morning from the uk

[@lpsizzabellastudios-1530]

good morning from kurtistown 😳

[@mariatorregrosa5942]

Morning?????? 😳 I didnt know the time difference was that big

[@maririvperez5320]

It’s so rich for xQc to say that the hot tub girls are pathetic when he makes his living sending his fans to hate on other people and being a general villain on Twitch...

[@MasonzeroDigitalWorks]

Also as a content creator, I feel like he should be more worried about why those creators are talented/smart/strategic enough to get viewers, while he can't. If he's so good at streaming he should just be able to innovate, right?

[@kiiturii]

do you not understand that twitch is not a porn website? they don't have any protection for their sex workers unlike porn websites. I mean for fuck sake they don't even require you to be 18 to do it?? people aren't mad at the people who are doing hot tubs streams they are mad at TWITCH for being fucking lazy about their platform and letting this bs happen. xqc saw the just chatting category and called twitch pathetic, not a specific creator. It's not always about misogyny, the real world isn't black and white.

[@kiiturii]

@@MasonzeroDigitalWorks he literally get's 100k+ viewers every single day which is tenfold what hot tub streamers get, nobody is jealous of them dumbass

[@YungH00n]

@@kiiturii yeah what lmao, i don’t know why ppl only think the streamers are at fault when twitch is the biggest problem, didn’t they ban a cosplayer for something small but allow this it’s weird?? I’m all for ppl showing off their bodies or whatever but they just shouldn’t ban others who aren’t doing this for things that are way minor

[@buppycat]

what i’ve learned from this is that the cheug aesthetic is a requirement to be a high school language arts teacher

[@loraloo]

Stop rn, my high-school English teacher/drama teacher is 100% millennial cheug 😵‍💫

[@claralark]

I usually only listen to the podcast on spotify but today I couldnt find it on there and came here, and the COMMENTS i dont know if im ever going back to spotify because yall are the best

[@jojo-iy8bv]

omg kurtis we love our mayor

[@lpsizzabellastudios-1530]

yes. kurtis 2024!

[@nataliewhitfield1289]

I have to write an essay about what happiness is (because my English teacher loves to make her students realize how depressed they really are) and now I need to change my thesis to “your level of happiness is dependent on your level of cheug”

[@kites9]

Yo the permanently 22 thing... SAME like why can’t I progress past 22

[@PoserDoser]

I'm about to be 28 and I still sometimes cant comprehend that I'm older than like 24.

[@1hinita]

honestly tho. im 27 and i still dont know what the hell is going on lmbo

[@st-kz6in]

kurtis actually made me appreciate podcasts so much. some time ago i naver thought i would listen to a podcast but now look at me

[@mariskamagazine]

ok 8 minutes in and i learned that im old for reasons beyond my random joint pain. i LOVED dilbert comics when i was like 9

[@aliyah256]

Its exhausting to never be able to win as a woman, but I feel a stronger urge to keep going anytime someone like you talks about it sincerely. Thanks my guy

[@007daggerlex]

I don’t know when the poopcast about Hank green came out but I can’t get hank green got that stank peen out my head, help ;(

[@kehndole]

Well you didnt have to remind us-

[@dtown_demon]

me too lol :(

[@lucygraceffo8157]

kurtis has said cheugy so much that saying cheugy is starting to seem cheugy

[@justinwatson1510]

Kurtis, if I raise a child and they turn out anywhere near as awesome as you, I would consider that a success beyond my wildest expectations.

[@FlowerxHead907]

On the topic of the secret, when I was working at a bookstore once, a lady came in looking for the DVD copy of it, and she was trying to explain to me that with it once she says something into existence then it happens, and I so badly at the time wanted to say “so if I want you to leave I just have to say it?” But I didn’t want to lose my job

[@mare5028]

I was so desperate to get the vaccine before my first shot, i literally said to a friend “they could put it in my eyeball and I wouldn’t care. Just give it to me” and my friend was like yeah but it doesn’t go in your eye, it goes in your arm. And i was like, you simply don’t get the point, I just want to be vaccinated. I felt so dumb because they didn’t get it. I can’t believe you just said they could put the vaccine in your eyeball omg #moderna

[@rees3s_puffs]

my little sister is going to be born tomorrow, thats such a coincidence- happy almost birthday! :)

[@cartismoked]

KLEE

[@namnamnam4779]

Happy bithday to your little sister

[@alejandravasquez-crumpacke5549]

I turned 17 on may 4!!! We have the same bday and are 10 years apart. I feel like this means we might have to fight to the death or something?

[@samihauke4895]

r we feeling spiritual sky burger today?😇

[@Eazy_Peazy]

Yes 🤪

[@vertebraea]

i am feeling coastal dj

[@anitakhcreate]

😌✨I AM THE SKY BURGER✨😌

[@MamaSwole]

I hope our mayor had the best bday

[@lolno4384]

Tip for first advice brobrah, so Kurt boy didn't cover what to do if you're older than the usual age (by more than a year or so) and starting community college, like I'm 28 and had to start at 27 cause of some chronic illnesses. Legit all you gotta do is get there early or walk in once like half the class is seated, look around for someone w a t-shirt or binder or some shit you enjoy, and sit next to them and start talking about whatever it is. "Whos your fav character/song/etc" for example. Ask questions about them, ppl love talking about themselves. Foolproof system, hasnt failed me yet.

[@BugMeal]

the only thing that bothers me about the hot tub streams is that they’re v obviously s**ualized and get posted to the home page while there’s tons of kids on the site, i think there should be a system in place to keep kids from seeing that but that’s twitch’s fault not the streamers

[@colemcgowan6083]

Exactly. Kurtis kinda strawmanned it. People are mad at twitch and not the streamers for being sexual.

[@mysunshine492]

its very much the streamer's fault too lol. twitch doesn't enforce their rules but people shouldn't also be trying to find loopholes (as kurtis himself said) in order to do softcore porn on a non-porn website. that's adult women we're talking about, they know exactly what they're doing and as a female streamer, that kind of bullshit becomes what people expect of me and others to do too. this is not female empowerment, it's hurting everyone that doesnt follow suit, when no one should be doing that as twitch is not the place for it.

[@samluvspoppy]

IM SO GLAD YOU LOVE CHEUGY KURTIS OMG it came from my former sorority and I've been waiting for it to catch on for years Also cheugy came from people who are currently 22-25 I think

[@sweetie9672]

whew I'm 21 🤭

[@rubberducky0325]

Kurtis sounding like a math teacher talking about "I did a thing" and proposal posts. "She said yes... to what???" "5 WHAT??? APPLES? BANANAS?"

[@KazıklıMaria]

I don't get this trend for overly categorizing people. I mean yeah it's funny and all but like... weird how people are obsessed with nametagging anything they don't like or find kinda old fashioned. also just like the Karen meme for some people it's just a new way to hate women

[@ManzanaDeMuerte]

its the misogyny

[@urbestcowboy]

i don’t think the karen thing started off to hate women

[@KazıklıMaria]

@@urbestcowboy yeah but some people used it that way

[@oight]

karen was originally created by black women for black women to talk about their specific experiences with white women. it wasn’t meant for non black people to use, and now even white men are using it 😭 white men don’t have any right to use it lmao, it shows how much it’s been removed from it’s original meaning

[@ultraviolent]

@@oight bro calling shitty soccer mom women karen/calling a haircut a karen cut has existed for years now i was seeing fuckin impact font memes with it in 2012 not everything is about aave on the internet lmfao

[@pastyginger]

The Secret is 'reality shifters' for 40 year old women

[@_weasel]

"Cheug" is just the kids calling me lame in a new non-ableist way. Nice.

[@Tiffany__B]

the whole thing about age, i really feel the exact same, Kurtis.... my birthday is close to yours (may 10th), I'm a year older than you, I'll be 28 in a few days and goddddd..... i just really don't feel 28 AT ALL, I don't even feel 27, it just feels so weird to grow older, my mind is still stuck at years ago, it's all so strange and insane to think about oh but!!!! happy birthday, dear kurt-kurt 💓🥺 i hope this year treats you well

[@sisenbach]

kurtttt i am a 20 year old struggling with the EXACT problems that you read in the advice segment wtf this feels like quite a sign from the universe that was such good advice thank you so much!!! i also was getting dressed wondering what to wear to go visit my friend at her college today literally at the exact moment you said the way you dress helps with confidence. and i was feeling ugly today. love u stinky boy

[@adcmmv]

kurtis u have no idea the joy that flows into me when i see that there is a new very really good episode

[@Ash-mr9dg]

Its so comforting when a funny and successful person opens up about being insecure or struggling in life in general. Thanks for sharing kurt 😎❤️

[@WitzeExpress]

its hard to believe that in 20/30 years people will be dressing 'vintage' like some do today but instead 70s/80s it will be egirl or early 2010s 'aesthetic'

[@witchymindfultime]

I'm so baked I keep clicking out then realizing I didn't finish your video then coming back.

[@isah4249]

On the age thing I do the opposite ghjffh,,when people ask for my age I mindlessly tell them I'm like 2-4 years older than I actually am,, my brain just feels REALLY old and tired all the time lmao

[@repulsethemonkey1396]

Genius! Tell people you're older than you are so they'll be impressed by how young you look for your age👍

[@avery_big_knobhead3683]

The word “cheuge” brings me pain I can’t explain

[@sarahcha]

3:33 Me at age 18 thinking I’d die soon of some freak accident but now being 22 and having to decide actually decide on a career path 🤠

[@alicia379]

That “milk comes from cows” comment gave me big Trisha Paytas energy. They said that, unironically.

[@dtown_demon]

They also said they didn't know about WW2. 🙄

[@dtown_demon]

@@user-ho7uc7bg5o I don't remember, but they did say something about Jewish people

[@LisaFevral]

that article is making me fume, he sounds like a guy who dates freshly 18yo to abuse the power dynamic and "solve" any relationship problems by saying "you'll understand when you're older" 🤢

[@anna_banana414]

like, if someone in a relationship with you is “too young to understand” then MAYBE their too fucking YOUNG????

[@LisaFevral]

@@anna_banana414 yeah not for Todd tho ahahha she's "very mature for her age" but he is an old soul🤘🏻🤢

[@emilytalerman]

Very specific but correct

[@whyamialiteraltrashcan6253]

@Papapapalpap imagine being a man, go fight in a war

[@matthewgriffin4068]

@@whyamialiteraltrashcan6253 imagine being a trash can😍 literally the dream

[@graceallphin8900]

kurtis: cargo shorts are so cheug me: immediately after gets an ad for cargo pants

[@reesehill2630]

yooo my grandma made me watch the secret on her tiny ass tv like 7 years ago and she lives by that damn movie

[@littlelemon1012]

im time traveling back to junior year when I got bangs and posted a pic saying "I did a thing" and slapping myself

[@isabelk0601]

Kurtis is the same age as my music teacher with gray hair and dad vibes and i physically cant perceive that theyre the same age. (My music teacher is 27 or 28 and half his hair is gray cause we stress him out so much)

[@akashkhan4655]

im probably gonna be bald by 27 bc my hair falls sm 😭

[@nikkichucklespartdeux]

Happy Birthday 🎉 Mayor Kurtis 💜 Another year older Another year wiser 💯❤️

[@uncleboatshoes]

I feel like people using the word "Sportsball" is pretty Cheugy

[@cheergc2011]

Thank you for making me aware of cheugs, I set aside a cotton swab holder at the store I work at to buy later and it literally had that skinny font that said cottons swabs... I’m 23 I cannot be cheugy, I put it back and grabbed the plain clear one instead, thank you for saving my reputation and keeping me hip❤️

[@adrienh.8219]

happy late birthday kurt boy!

[@mort8711]

kurtis will explain something in the most insane nonsensical way and say "y'know what I mean?" and I will always say yes every time

[@Maya-sw3qz]

i had a dream your name was kurtis comrade and that you were secretly a spy and you made a coming out video but coming out as a spy

[@vancebruges1417]

Male chugie: getting obsessively into marathons or cycling, craft beers, and grown up hipsters. Female chugie: Anthropologie

[@annmarie.celeste]

I clicked on the video and didn’t realize the volume on my AirPods was all the way up. And then good ole Kurt boi apologized for the volume and I’m all good now HAHA

[@darnocfan13]

I just want the people who ask Kurt for advice to know that a lot of times it’s something I struggle with too and need advice on you’re not alone I’m 23 and looking for my friend group too lol. And many of the other advice on other episodes was relatable/helpful for me too! ❤️ and anyone in Kurtis town has a friend right here :)

[@leilonnie]

Fun fact: Kurt is actually a time traveler and he turned 123 today. Happy birthday! ❤️

[@charlottebarrett6913]

So just found this video… I think I’m in love with this mans humour 🤍✌️

[@shaelyn-_-7416]

thank you for posting kurt

[@hanpedunkten]

It takes the maturity if a 26 years and 364 days to appreciate being Cheug from a wholistic perspective... that is the REAL SECRET.

[@ellamoran3225]

I cannot wait for Kurt to do standup again 😩

[@G625-s1c]

cheug is just what i’ve been calling ‘white republican apparel’ all this time

[@devongeorge344]

Happy birthday Kurt 🔥♥️ well it's tomorrow in South Africa already but yeah... have a great one. Love you