Very Really Good

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This week, we talk about probably the worst country song ever, we read some Craigslist missed connections, I do the full video game controller tier list from my last video, and so much more!
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[@daimy8504]

I don't know the worst country song, but i do know the best: Blood Related 😎

[@imnotagingeriswear]

Yessssss 🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@marcusnewman1750]

Hahaaa yeetyeetyall

[@semaphore5150]

Yee yee

[@whale7056]

Yee

[@bethanyallison6825]

Yer the yee to my haw 🤠

[@mikesmic]

the mustache is high fashion

[@queenqueef3803]

oh hi bestie michael microphone!! didn't expect to see you here

[@ectooo]

we stan a king with good taste.

[@netizenrealness]

hey bestie

[@asiaw8888]

Bestie who’s an Italian girl from New York is here ✨

[@ottovogel8191]

Where is the Mikes Mike/Kurtis Connor collab just asking

[@Olivia-jw5sd]

I had a roommate in 2015 who would CRY when God Made Girls came on the radio because she thought it was so powerful and beautiful.

[@fredbarnesjr.1044]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂....oh you were serious??

[@skywatermelon70]

Oh god the second hand embarrassment

[@lightypedia]

PLZ

[@shaf2317]

STOP

[@fredbarnesjr.1044]

@@shaf2317 stop what?

[@xoxoseoulmate]

"Something beautiful and breakable that glows in the dark" ?? ah yes, the two genders, boy and glow stick

[@SpiderLegs666]

🤣

[@racheln3050]

I'm glad that everytime Kurtis gets comments like "I don't like your mustache" or "too many sketches", he sticks up for himself and keeps doing what he loves to do. screw those people kurtis you do you

[@kay-collins]

Same!! I hope he never changes!

[@aleyak1472]

That song is actually really popular in my hometown in Kentucky. Trust me when I say there are far worse country songs that include lines such as “chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit”

[@gobydick3]

oh thats right

[@morethanaveragejoe5701]

that song slaps tho

[@aleyak1472]

@@morethanaveragejoe5701 it nauseates me, international harvester is where it’s at

[@Duck-mn8xp]

As a fellow Kentuckian, this is 100% true, please save us, I hate it here

[@Not-a-Clitori-a-ClitorUS]

I know exactly what song you’re talking about

[@kaleysiemsen7323]

Boats don’t really float, they actually just have legs and just walk

[@naniborgesen1818]

That would be pretty funny

[@k.d.9132]

Hey Kurt, I’ve been sober for a week now and i’ve been really busy and just really stressed, but this podcast brought such a smile to my face and made me feel so much better tonight. thank u

[@ssnowstarr4985]

hey, how ya doin? checkin in after a year, hope things are well

[@sophiathefurbst]

i’d also be curious 💕

[@bellhop_phantom]

Me too! Really hope things are good with you :]

[@chandlerwadeart]

So you really threw a Hello Fresh ad directly after a “which controller you should shove up your ass” tier list? Bold move

[@zoec4624]

that’s the most kurtis move ever

[@graceh6000]

fyi the artist, Raelynn, made the God Made Girls song in 2014 which don’t get me wrong is pretty off putting. later in 2018 she released the song, “Queens Dont”, which is much more empowering for women, so i feel like it deserves some recognition that she’s grown over the past 7 years.

[@cowboyclayton1683]

2014 WAS 7 YEARS AGO ? Gosh I’m old

[@candaceallison506]

Agreed!

[@lcr8817]

Oh, then she doesnt deserve hate this much lol. Good for her :)

[@fairycat23]

Good for her

[@sophiajasmine1162]

good for her 😌

[@shaneyney216]

I can’t believe people were talking shit about his last video, it was a fat chefs kiss 💋, 6 AM Hotdog my dude!

[@trinischill4051]

6AM HOTDOG CHHHEEECCCCKKKKK

[@Alice-ib4cz]

“It might effect male fertility? Good. Enough people” SK WAIT YOU HAVE A POINT

[@jackolantern9034]

i’m agender so i feel like i neither glow nor reflect light, but instead absorb all light that touches me like a black hole >:3

[@lovely8524]

Hey Kurtis! I also have literally no idea how boats work but I watched a TedEd video on it so here: when a boat is placed in water, it displaces a certain amount of that water. Gravity pushes down on the boat, while a buoyant force does the opposite and pushes the boat up from underneath. So, a boat will float if the amount of water it displaces is MORE than its weight. For example, you can fill up a bath tub or a sink with some water and get a plastic cup from your kitchen. Put your fist inside the cup and push down on the water with the cup, making sure to not get any inside the cup. You will feel resistance when you push the cup down. This is buoyant force. Now, if you take your hand out the cup will probably fall over because it’s too light. So, if you fill it with some water (the amount depends you may have to experiment with it), the cup will end up floating in the water. I learned this from a Ted Ed video, they have a video on how boats work so if this was too confusing you can go over there and watch it. So yeah that’s how boats work. Or maybe science is wrong and a wizard just enchants it idk

[@bandilismmusic6337]

This song has been stuck in my head since i first heard it and it's awful.

[@pixelinnie]

My condolences.

[@victoriamatthews38]

same here, sometimes I catch myself humming it even though it's terrible

[@MediumDingus]

It's like so bad it's good, but in a really bad way. Like the real women vote for trump song.

[@lydia-pl3dv]

i’ve heard it so much i’m starting to like it i’m scared

[@haleigh6089]

it’s been stuck in my head for the past seven years and i just want it to stop

[@gabriellematus7740]

I’m patiently awaiting my crewneck Mr. Mayor

[@luciadreaming9]

loving the crew neck

[@floatingsmiley]

Same

[@anyalaASMR]

why did I imagine you standing outside the courthouse with a sign, saying this in monotone

[@gabriellematus7740]

@@anyalaASMR bc I’m there right now 👁👄👁

[@michellelawrence5168]

“Something beautiful and breakable that lights up in the dark.” Like a glow stick? Do men just want glow sticks?

[@scorpiiiondude3327]

men only want glow sticks

[@natrosenquist]

All boats have dozens of scuba divers under it keeping it afloat. It's a hard job but someone's gotta do it.

[@PossiblyAlena]

“If you’re an antivaxer, let me know why so I can uummm...make fun of you.” Yessir

[@Emi.Leppien]

My mom used to tell me Kid Rock was my real dad when I was a kid. I think that pretty much sums up my childhood trauma

[@queenqueef3803]

fuck man, glad you're here listening to kurtis' podcast, i think we all can agree its the best alternative to therapy

[@abbeycat2543]

Oh gosh I'm so sorry for your childhood

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

That is horrible. I hope you are in a better, safer place now.

[@kayttajaxxau4965]

Just so that everyone knows, the sketches are the best parts of Kurtis’s videos

[@pluto9822]

“they commissioned a local wizard” was it a gay wizard ?

[@cherrychuuu]

yes ofc

[@cadewiley2025]

yes

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

do your best, be a gay wizard asf

[@cadewiley2025]

@@sanjulkapoor6637 i already am a gay wizard

[@m.m9076]

Every wizard is gay

[@lunaloo6971]

as a girl, yes we can glow in the dark, but it’s supposed to be a secret so don’t tell

[@BiscuitsAndGravy69]

I agree and dude, I love your pfp~

[@pp-nm3bk]

Who tf needs lamps when there are us girls smh 🙄

[@sevi6945]

@@pp-nm3bk someones gotta be the one to lamp so god made girls😍😍😍

[@dianaj8153]

Everyone spilling our secrets. First the tampon tea now the glowing what’s next? The 5th hole?

[@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376]

@@dianaj8153 I clean my 5th hole every weak

[@louloudaki_]

“somebody’s gotta wanna hold his hand” me, some unidentified flavor of gay: ok but i’m already doing that

[@fisharecool2849]

"some unidentified flavor of gay" I love this and am stealing it.

[@chaotic.content]

"father stretch my ass" why am I laughing so hard at that omg

[@g1ngerph0bia]

babe wake up, kurtboy is talking

[@ekp01]

absolutely need you to check out the country song “honky tonk badonkadonk” by trace adkins 😭😭 its so bad and the radio STILL eats it up

[@SM-yz4hi]

with all due respect fuck you that’s a classic 😭

[@ekp01]

@@SM-yz4hi LMFAO

[@koiifsh]

honky tonk badonkadonk should be the sounds that cars make in a traffic jam, not the name of a song

[@thedictionary5709]

There is nothing more attractive than kurt boy talking about how warm his mustache is change my mind

[@marcusnewman1750]

Nah its truth

[@london2518]

lesbianism.

[@marcusnewman1750]

@@london2518 I'd be a lesbian for that stache

[@cavsszn8231]

we already know what the best country song is

[@leifhelland6313]

Blood related. Obviously.

[@estellesmith4118]

Merry Go Round?

[@crystatittude._7408]

how Very Really Good podcasts goes : 1 - *Kurtis trying to talk continuously* 2 - *Trying to make it interesting* 3 - *Starts giggling out of the blue* 4 - *Extreme funny mode*

[@twig2730]

the fact that kurtis's beanies sold out just goes to show how he is a man of the gays

[@beee2034]

this is a whole community of girls gays and theys

[@panoskatrin4910]

@@beee2034 lol str8 white man kutistown citizen here dude

[@chatnoir9038]

@@panoskatrin4910 It's okay, we accept you

[@anyalaASMR]

@@panoskatrin4910 you’re allowed, but only if you can respect the girls, gays, and theys.

[@panoskatrin4910]

@@chatnoir9038 ❤

[@robbieshapirbro2213]

I thought I ain’t had no purpose on this earth but now I know I’m making y’all clean them trucks amen to that sisters

[@briAgu55]

Amen 🙏 🙏 🙏

[@QuinnEthanR]

Whoever said you had too many sketches in your whisper video was WRONG because that's, at the moment, my absolute favorite video of yours. Literally every single new video that comes out it becomes my new favorite

[@TheKatieBusby]

I absolutely love the phrase “commission a local wizard” 😅

[@Alex-bz2cp]

“Someone gotta be the one to cry” Me and Kurtis: *uh oh*

[@quill_bee]

The whole bit of "Kurtis shave off your mustache" and the fart sound effects had me cracking up way too much

[@justasquid8930]

Dude kurtis's smile is so pretty im jealous

[@cookieblast1499]

I, for one, love the mustache and mullet. It just looks like you're supposed to have them.

[@cookieblast1499]

Also keep the sketches coming 😤

[@ghostplant24]

She cracks her bones and then lights up

[@saraiahdonnelson5163]

i believe in kurtis conner mustache+mullet supremacy.

[@benjammin8632]

I like the mustache and mullettttt Don't get rid of them, they suit you so well!

[@maxnelson597]

Agreed! ✨

[@lenora_v1366]

Oh no now he's gotta shave it 😔

[@san1yah]

SAY YOU HATE IT BEFORE HE CUTS IT😥😥😥

[@blask_czerni3396]

i love how kurtis farts to deal with criticism

[@lolbollius]

The people on the Titanic forgot to bewitch the boat, that's why they sank.

[@eros3692]

Get a load of this guy he doesn’t know that boats were actually invented for hogwarts

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

John Boat was the most powerful wizard actually

[@leeeeeeeeeeeeeviathan]

imagine thinking there are too many kurtis sketches dude you could make a 10 hour video of just your sketches and i would watch it every day for the rest of my life

[@stephaniekeith4377]

same

[@mollysockmonkey]

Europeans talking about how excited they are for this summer when their lockdowns will end: Me, an American: I don’t even know when the f*ck anything will happen anymore I feel u Kurtis

[@abbeycat2543]

Same. Lockdown doesn't end BECAUSE SO FEW PEOPLE FOLLOW IT. gjekeofkflrld

[@ruby-hx7oo]

I LOVED THE WHISPER SKETCHES????? THEY WERE ALL SO FUNNY

[@maxipie35]

i used to go fishing with my dad, i can confirm that he hired a wizard to bewitch our boat

[@siddhishinde.575]

I just imagined kurtis covering true crime cases. damn.

[@magnu_TM]

As a non-binary person, I’m always scared I’m going to do something I’m not supposed to. Am I allowed to sing in the front seat? Do I have to move to the back? Am I allowed to cry? Can I wear skirts or dresses?

[@Duck-mn8xp]

Am allowed to glow in the dark??

[@abbeycat2543]

I know this is a joke but I still must say live by the "even if I'm femme I'm still a them" mentality and do you!!

[@DeadlyAnteater]

okay ur opening segment about boats made me think of how, when i was a kid, my family tried to get me onto a motorboat, but i was HYSTERICAL, & i simply refused, bc i thought it would sink if the motor stopped and no one could convince me otherwise ??????????? yeah LOL

[@luciadreaming9]

Also yes you're allowed to feel stuff. We shouldn't compare our pain/frustration with that of others and your feelings are valid and *insert motivational therapy quote here*

[@listenboi]

Kurtis’ giggles after he says literally anything is what gives me life

[@yohananbadgardener]

As someone who works at Texas Roadhouse, hearing someone roast the ever loving crap out of the worst song on the playlist, which is already a low bar, is very satisfying

[@sarahcha]

I’m in Texas and our governor just decided to open up the whole state and get rid of mask policy. Our vaccine rollout isn’t good either, less than 10% for sure 🥲

[@Forestfreud]

"i don't need therapy, i have my podcast" i didn't know kurtis was my dad

[@feliciavocado9745]

cruise ships are banned in kurtistown‼😜

[@PoserDoser]

"A Charlie Sheen Christmas". It may be July, but boy is it still snowing.

[@berkeleyisonline160]

fantano put god made girls on his worst songs of the decade list 💀

[@cousinscollabxo1285]

every country song is the worst, except for kurtis conner’s

[@alivenotwell]

rmr

[@Duck-mn8xp]

I would also like to add Dolly Parton to that list

[@bagel2316]

I used to listen to this song on repeat when I was like 9 struggling with the idea of death and god Anyways I’m agnostic now so 😎

[@devonkelly44]

the fact that kurtis thought the gamecube one could go into an ass easier than any of the E-tier ones 💀

[@Sitcomabed]

We already know the best country song BLOOD RELATED SUPREMACY 🤠🤠

[@franken.stein.]

REKII❤

[@Tiffany__B]

don't listen to those people who say the sketches in your videos are too long or there are too many, because that's NOT TRUE!!! the sketches you make are PERFECT the way they are and they always make me laugh so so so much, you're literally the funniest person and your sketches are f*cking hilarious. don't even listen to those people who say otherwise cause they don't know what they're talking about. i love u kurtis 🥺💖🌻

[@ratsbum6026]

we've been making commercials in video editing class and I choose products that are so plain like a oven mit and i make the commercial the most insane, elaborate, and unnecessary as possible. A few of my classmates asked why and how I come up with it, and i respond with "I watch Kurtis Conner... My brain is superior."

[@ghostguy312]

i once got lost on a cruise ship and it's the most traumatizing thing that has ever happened to me

[@abbeycat2543]

Please tell more of this story. Why was it so traumatizing? Just like... Large? Boat?

[@ghostguy312]

@@abbeycat2543 yeah and like i was also a super melodramatic kid so i genuinely thought that i would never find my parents and would have to live on the ship for the rest of my life

[@abbeycat2543]

@@ghostguy312 oh gosh!!! I feel so bad for small kiddo you! I'm glad you aren't still living on the cruise ship ❤️ (I mean all of this sincerely!)

[@lyra6383]

I feel like thinking boats will just *sink* is the same as thinking that if i held my knees up i could float in mid air

[@zeenxdownzshorts5641]

PC: new device detected name MAD Google: sign into your new device

[@madboxdahila]

Wow, I really just went “CHFI98.? How crazy, I listen to a 98.1 station too!” After seeing his mug, then went, “oh right, he lives in Toronto.” Forgetting that I’m a city over from him and thinking he’s an American living in LA

[@kumquatfairy]

when i go to hell i'll be shocked if i don't see a demon with a box of console controllers and kurtis' tier list waiting for me

[@sabrinas.1094]

Okay but I love Raelynn and her new music has a completely different message. She's evolved!

[@rootsmudge]

Me, cracking my knuckles getting ready to deck somebody, my fingers are glowing like glow sticks. My opponent is shaking in fear.

[@MsLivvy96]

"I don't need therapy. I have my podcast." put that on a shirt

[@riyadh_reprise]

This is seriously one of your funniest episodes I can’t stop laughing

[@valeriag9443]

I’m so happy I watched the podcast with Hank before this one because it makes me feel happy for Kurtis since he now knows how boats work

[@vianna9428]

“I don’t need therapy I have my podcast” is definitely the best thing I have ever heard

[@megannewman8917]

Dude, I freakin love the sketches. I love the escalations, I love knowing it's your favorite bit to make!! Keep doing what you want, this is the only "podcast" I consume anyways.

[@boredkitty]

"There's too many sketches!" "Oh really? Then I'll put MORE next time, out of spite" Oh dude that's totally me too lol

[@AngelicaBarlow]

My mom is an anti vaxxer, but she’s also transphobic and homophobic sooo... I’m not taking advice from her anytime soon

[@ategrass666]

as someone who spent 3.5 years of their high school career learning marine services the beginning is hilarious to me

[@FM-er1rv]

Idk why but the moustache makes Kurtis look exactly 23% more Canadian

[@abbeycat2543]

I sorta feel like it makes him 41% more canadian but that's probably just me :(

[@s-a-r-a-h]

"who's gonna wear a pretty skirt?" the Scots, duh

[@kathymathy368]

37:20 as a girl, I can confirm, yes! We do glow in the dark! But only if we stay outside in the sun for a while 🤪

[@LP-xg9bl]

Honestly the mullet and mustache combo is powerful

[@raymondmabrey2452]

Your sketches are the best. There's never too many

[@akascow]

"yeah man? your name is travis. no one cares what youre doing" omfg

[@Duck-mn8xp]

This is Travis McElroy slander

[@cultureshock916]

I heard that “God Made Girls” song once years ago and then I never heard it being played or referenced again since... but I always remembered it from time to time as a song that made me angry for no reason. When I read the title of this video, it came to mind by reflex, and then I actually saw it in the thumbnail and couldn’t believe it. Finally someone’s talking about this weird song.

[@greenfox42]

Keep being your beautiful self Mayor Kurtis! Mustache, mullet and all! #kurtistowncitizen

[@madisonwalker3112]

Dude your last video was one of my FAVORITES. I watched it multiple times, and made my boyfriend watch it too and we fucking loved it. The way the jokes build on each other and circle back is just *chefs kiss*

[@noahmorales9717]

It’s great getting confirmation that Kurtis takes inspiration from I Think You Should Leave, the greatest show ever made

[@tanyaaaa257]

Petition for Kurtis to get Hank on the pod just to answer all his questions about everything

[@MF-R]

I love your sketches Mr.Mayor, please make more. My broken brain finds them highly relatable.

[@briannafreshwater2025]

for some reason i have watched this podcast so many times on and off and everytime i forget about the controllers part

[@briannafreshwater2025]

again

[@johanboersma6195]

Nobody: Sailors: I forgot to load up the tank! Now we're gonna- *sinks*

[@emifukakado-msjoke]

“can girls glow in the dark” first thought: AFAB…assigned female at bioluminescence

[@sydneylittle9822]

California is extending vaccine eligibility to people who are pregnant mid-march and Im actually soo excited. I’ve heard about tons of pregnant women getting it and itd be such a relief to have that protection and know I’ll be safe & won’t have the risk of late term loss/preterm birth due to catching it.

[@hobbitilheu]

I'm actually curious to see a eddy burback level of mustache in ya

[@mycologyqueer]

something beautiful and breakable that lights up in the dark. a lightbulb

[@jonaspadilha8243]

33:59 is when he finally starts talking about the song by the way.

[@jasmynaminah]

4:28 when he said this i immediately thought “he’s a taurus” and i googled it and i was right😩‼️‼️👨‍🎤

[@lovely8524]

I take great satisfaction in knowing that Kurtis and I are the same sign haha