Very Really Good

[@5am_nightmares]

Just in: Epic alpha man instantly dies when oat bro mentions homosexuality

[@emmaearthling444]

Oat bro 😂😂🙏🙏🙏😍

[@emmaearthling444]

@@sophiavanderson it needs to be lol

[@Em-fz5uh]

haha brilliant !

[@mixedemotions8141]

I’m your 1000th like

[@parker6765]

Oat bro, I fucking love that

[@riverdaisy4215]

Anti SoyBoy: “Why don’t girls like me I’m a nice guy” Kurtis: “you should be nice to women” Anti SoyBoy: “no that won’t work”

[@pepiyeol2914]

Anti SoyBoy: "I tried pretending to be nice to women, but after a while they all figured out that I was trying to get something out of it >:("

[@donovangibbs7396]

@@pepiyeol2914 doesn’t just being nice without getting anything from it leave you still single?

[@trikitrikitriki]

@@donovangibbs7396 Yes. Because there's no hack for attracting a date. Women are not machines that spit out sex when you put in enough kindness coins

[@kay-collins]

Literally. That’s how all incels think.

[@kay-collins]

@@trikitrikitriki yesss!

[@svenbtb]

I love how the definition of 'soyboy' is literally "guy who doesn't conform to stereotypical or toxic masculinity". lol like good burn bro, thanks for the complement.

[@pretty948]

Soyboy is basically a guy who's secure in his masculinity acc to them

[@yaboio3349]

Does that mean kurtis is a sigma male

[@lencervaz]

Disagree most of them pretend to be nice or secure in thier manhood there a difference

[@genderlessmonster4284]

I like soy boys

[@kingroberti9643]

@@yaboio3349 Nah Kurtis is more like an infinity male, he transcends the alphabet (Which really isn't hard to do since insecure males made up the whole thing)

[@shadythot1765]

fun fact that my bio teacher told me: alpha wolves aren’t even a real phenomenon or thing in nature. The researcher who “discovered” alpha wolves was watching and observing a pack for a couple weeks, and after his conclusion he decided to come back a year or so later and observe wolves again to understand the alpha wolves more. He then realized when he came back that the “alpha wolves” he observed, were just the wolves parents. So I guess guys who say they’re “alpha males” are just declaring their fatherhood to all the other men around them, and you therefore have permission to refer to them as daddy and or mommy.

[@cassidyh3047]

started reading this for science, left crying at that last line 💀💀💀💀

[@duckielooloui]

Yes! I love seeing people recognize this. It was a researchers misunderstanding of wolf behavior. The "alpha male" behavior has never been recorded in recreated in wolves. And neither with other animals we usually associate as having "leaders" like lions.

[@pretty948]

There's a whole episode of Adam ruins everything on KZbin saying the same thing

[@fakename151]

@@pretty948 thanks for mentioning, haven't watched adam in awhile

[@lisarodriguez6966]

That's not quite right, how long between observations, and the wolves he saw first were captive vs the wolves in the wild that debunked the notion. His earlier video explained it well, from the 8th of Jsnuary.

[@stephieXboo]

“That’s what makes yellow right? Green and blue make yellow?” “Or is it blue and green that make yellow?” -a legend

[@beniminxz9725]

changing the order of the colours definitely changes something

[@mer9181]

@@Dana-up2vp our mayor did not deliver. :( sad times.

[@skylol7042]

-a high person

[@mordecai8707]

Okay so what is the actual combo

[@aislingmol]

Hank Green got that Stank Peen 😤😤 BARS 🥶🥵

[@shelbyk7229]

Men who know virginity is a stupid concept are the true kings.

[@lazariswann7483]

Say it louder for the people in the back-

[@whenthebughits9356]

thank you :)

[@pissapocalypse]

Virginity is just something to shame women with and make them think less of themselves just because they had sex

[@pissapocalypse]

@Sekai Wrld Guys say that

[@andiwatts1900]

Yassssssss 🖤❤️

[@person1232]

“Does green and blue make yellow, or is it blue and green make yellow?” It’s about time someone started asking the real questions around here! This is how you start 2021 off right!

[@-ology-yellowghost1530]

no silly, you have to mix yellow with water

[@an1ah]

i didn’t even realize the words were-

[@iva8111]

soyboy kinda smart

[@zoeishahaha]

@@iva8111 Oat milk boy

[@acejango1]

i was on my way to comment this 😂

[@embird]

soyboy? not even oatmilkboy? that’s harsh.

[@giadagrant8290]

HAHA

[@jeweliskewel]

it does have a nice ring to it tho 🥴

[@puggyboy694]

Oatmale

[@randomhavoc123]

@@puggyboy694 wait 😳

[@puggyboy694]

@@randomhavoc123 Like oatmeal.

[@Magicbus373]

I'd rather take dating/relationship advice from the guy with a long-term girlfriend than some guy trying to build a pick-up artist career in the year 2021

[@pretty948]

Yes please

[@kianaafsharr]

@Rvqsx - women aren't fish tho 🤯 they're human beings with complex emotions not some fucking prey that you hunt

[@TheMaztercom]

Maybe is better getting experience, not every girl is the same, so following advices is just dumb

[@Magicbus373]

@@TheMaztercom Following advice from men who have healthy long-term relationships with women is actually smart. Maybe you're just too stupid to understand that.

[@leehalloway8787]

Plus that pick-up guy has a profile on an escort site. I am not judging him for paying for sex but he makes it seem like he can effortlessly pick up multiple women, why is he on an escort site?

[@Ch3rrychainsaw]

Kurtis has a mostly female audience and is in a long term relationship with a woman but do not ABSOLUTELY DO NOT take his advice on what women like or want 🙄🙄🙄

[@chaicat3]

Wdym

[@roseev5493]

@@chaicat3 they're being sarcastic :)

[@ousontmeslunettes9891]

They would tell us: "yeah yeah you monsters s*#% you like him because he's a beta male simp who let his girlfriend run over him" some shit like this 🤦‍♀️

[@chaicat3]

@@roseev5493 oh ok lol

[@liberty_bibertyy]

What’s your full name?

[@GustavoSousas]

I love the fact that for these guys, "getting girls" is THE ONLY THING that matters, EVER.

[@brib6046]

But women have no power and aren’t that important 🥴

[@Monica-cc3dj]

ikr like get a hobby, my dude.

[@evakonopka121]

but- but business!

[@peony6818]

They wanna get girls yet hate women at the same time 💀

[@oight]

@yassi jass he needs to stay out of women's business-

[@ayvette333]

my sense of humor is kurtis quoting harry potter in a bad british accent

[@dartboardbaby]

Legendary British accent*

[@newta5208]

Same but it's also my worst nightmare

[@myricn]

Basically my sleep paralysis demon

[@TaurusWitch29]

Makes me laugh everytime he does an accent lol

[@baffled_clam]

Soyboy? More like JOYBOY, Kurtis brings us such happiness

[@Letthembelightpeaceonelove]

Except there’s nothing wrong with being called a soyboy. In fact, cows milk has far more estrogen than soy milk lol and it’s the kind that can actually affect your hormones: mammalian estrogen. So jokes on them.

[@stringcheeseofficial1977]

Jean soyboy

[@pretty948]

We love our mayor

[@tinapaytinapay]

This is so fuckin cute wth

[@LaDeeDah]

Yes! We love funny guys!

[@lucerix6033]

the silence after kurtis' joke when he was trying to find the 'boo' button i---- i felt that on an astral level 💀

[@tortiachippp]

Kurtis: does blue and green make yellow? Yellow, a primary color: 👁️👄👁️

[@pretty948]

If you take blue away from green you can get yellow

[@Lady-Lilith]

"Don't listen to me talk before you've had my coffee" needs to be on a coffee mug.

[@MartellaNutella]

YES!

[@relishcat]

Amen

[@kaelagrossman8293]

merch! merch! merch! the speed at which i will purchase that mug would break the sound barrier

[@boglarkazajzon9827]

Oh no what happens if I do? ?

[@MaeBarronMusic]

These guys are confusing "exposure" with "getting exposed." Not the same, boys.

[@SailorOrbiter]

BOYS is 100% accurate.

[@yurinoworry]

big facts

[@raylonbailey4791]

it’s still exposure though... just happened to be bad exposure due to being exposed.

[@lotsofuwuenergy3983]

@@raylonbailey4791 I think the main difference is that "exposure" brings (mostly positive) attention to an artist or creator's work and persona, like word-of-mouth for an indie movie director. But "getting exposed" is when fans or media unearths some shady things in the past-- usually people getting exposed already are famous and established as public figures, whereas people that need "exposure" aren't. But I do agree that at the end of the day getting exposed is a bad form of exposure.

[@rutgerhauser2377]

@@raylonbailey4791 All press is good press mentality.

[@DavidFlowers777]

By the way, these studies that say "soy is bad for a man's body because it contains estrogens" have been proven wrong over and over again and are based on the missunderstanding, that *phyto-estrogens* would be the same thing as the estrogens in a human body. Also milk has actual estrogens in it and there have never been such claims about milk making you "unmanly"

[@letBIGGIErest]

not only that, meat has more estrogen in it than soy. If you're eating animal flesh, and we're assuming that animal is female, you're eating all the estrogen that was in her body as well.

[@eurydice7086]

The whole “soyboy” bullshit was popularized by guys insecure about their masculinity who do everything to prove that they are manly so it’s a really lame insult.

[@underscorekay]

@@letBIGGIErest *aggressively logs info into brain for future use against misogynists*

[@Letthembelightpeaceonelove]

Yeah cows milk is 10 times worse than soy. It’s for baby cows not humans. Plants don’t have anywhere near the same effect that mammalian hormones will.

[@Letthembelightpeaceonelove]

@@letBIGGIErest yeah most of the animals in the meat industry are female since they have more body fat so lots of estrogen. It’s insidious. Same with eggs and dairy. The egg and dairy industry are built off of the exploitation of females and their reproductive systems which means lots of estrogen in dairy and eggs as well. I wish I went vegan sooner. I can’t believe how fucked up the animal agriculture industry is.

[@maxiacavazzi7632]

I used to get mad that kurtis didnt label his soundboard, but the pause he takes to search for the *perfect* sound effects cracks me up almost every time

[@hellbornbrat]

I’d rather date a soyboy than an alpha male honestly

[@pretty948]

Soyboy2021 let's actually reclaim the shit out of this word

[@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376]

@@pretty948 YES

[@shwty9215]

Same

[@heylol9166]

yeah exactly lol

[@fakename151]

@@heylol9166 as another lesbian agreed

[@gothclown9013]

i think it's so funny when the people kurtis criticizes in his videos "thank him for the free clout"...like none of his subscribers are gonna follow you, your demographics do not overlap lmao

[@ganzlove]

right? i will go out of my way to avoid them after seeing kurtis talk about them haha

[@adrenalineliberation]

!!!

[@mariafausti3128]

^^^

[@pretty948]

Yeah I mean if I ever come across his videos I'll probably just dislike and report for hate speech (misogyny) or misinformation

[@sleazeballgangslimbostroke6486]

Funny you said bc their actually blowing up now and one of the main reasons for that was kurtis Conner reacting to their video bc out of all of the millions of people who watched that vid probably about 10k of them subscribed to them so he was actually giving them exposure be reacting to their tik tok

[@ryanh2600]

voldemort being called zipzopzooey instead is the funniest fucking thing in the world to me

[@babygroot5594]

@@MSoundous kskxkemf im dying thats too good

[@lautaromariano4069]

'It was foolish of you to come here tonight, Zipzopzoey, the aurors are on their way..'

[@drewberriesandcream]

kurtis: *talking shit about his jokes* me: *absolutely dying of laughter*

[@msola5]

the eggnog filtration system was top tier comedy

[@AriaLouisa]

Same. I laugh so much during these

[@syrina1561]

@Sekai Wrld uh ok troll? lmfao

[@elijahwinchester6690]

@Sekai Wrld literally just piss off, then? it's not hard at all.

[@kailynmae13]

they aren't actually excited about the "free exposure" thats just what they say to feel better about themselves cause they're embarrassed LMAO

[@pretty948]

Ain't that the truth 💅

[@bds010]

They went from 20k subs to 160k in less than 2 months...More men are taking the red pill ladies

[@animepiglover]

More men can stay single then bruno 💖💕😘

[@thecheshire5762]

@@bds010 ‘more men taking the red pill’ well if you losers stopped subscribing to extremist ideologies that actively harm women then maybe you guys would actually be able to be a normal human being and stop whining about how women ignore you

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@bds010 The Matrix was directed with the intention of being a metaphor for being transgender. Glad to see a fellow supporter of transgender rights! Next you should try supporting women.

[@TheDfhdr]

The movie's called Grease because Danny and his friends are greasers. Greasers were a youth subculture that originated in the 1950's among teenagers in northeastern and southern United States. In the northeast and southern states, the Greasers were one of the first types of street gangs.

[@tercazajo]

@@sarahjordan4845 yup, the translation of this title means "(hair) pomade" in my language, but idk, more things can be true

[@kristopher4130]

YES thank u

[@oshawott946]

Interesting how similar they are to Pachucos from the West in California and even some in Chicago. However not all Pachucos were in a gang, since they were a subculture trying to become something else besides just the American and Hispanic, in most cases.

[@randomhavoc123]

Kurtis: **talking about his hundred Grease DVD's** My brain: **flashback to "I'm writing this on both my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVD's" vine**

[@bella-sv9lp]

"Dear diary, today I couldn't find my diary, so I'm writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVD's"

[@oof-nk9sj]

Oh yeah Danny's so funny!

[@sydneyastrid]

oof LOL

[@randomhavoc123]

@@sydneyastrid your pfp 😳😏❤️

[@frogdog5501]

“Today just went from good to great”

[@prismmillerpryor9414]

kurtis i’m in the floorboards and i’m stuck please help me out of here, ed sheeran s down here and he keeps singing shape of u

[@gennyyy.13]

i’m in love with the shape of you💯⛽️push and pull like a magnet🥶😈

[@rileynunya1649]

spray anti ed sheeran juice on him

[@pickle4672]

Here lemme call dr Phil he might be able to help

[@underscorekay]

i’m sorry for your loss

[@pickle4672]

Update dr Phil on a date with baljeet sorry looks like u stuck homie

[@erinhills8341]

i don’t buy youtuber merch EVER but if kurtis made a hoodie saying “soyboy” i would 10000% buy

[@erinhills8341]

@@MarcHendry BRILLIANT

[@mekullag]

@@MarcHendry damn that‘s awesome! But I‘m too much of a soyboy to impulse buy clothing, so I‘d like to know whether I can realistically expect these to still be sold in half a years time or more?

[@cecilygreen5295]

@Mekullag they don’t look limited edition but the website does say there’s only one left in stock. assuming it’s restockable, probably. not trying to tell you how to spend your money, that’s you decision. but have a nice day!

[@stanislavlushenka]

same but about the fake merch he made for the jatie vlogs video with jacob that said “WE GOT DIVORCED”. i need that

[@mapiluna9414]

actually his please be nice to me! merch is so cute and aesthetically pleasing even non fans or ppl who have absolutely no idea who he is could buy it, it’s that cute!!!

[@lucerix6033]

"the whole concept of virginity is stupid but we're not talking about that" *dont be shy, talk some more* ✨

[@esuriolitum9169]

I was waiting for the rant and it didn't happen 😔

[@pretty948]

I'll do it for you, The concept of virginity is : First of a social construct Heteronomative Disrespectful to rape survivors Excludes males (for the most part) Objectify females Reduces women to how men perceive them sexually Reinforces oppressive ideals of femininity and masculinity Reduces sex to male penetration Was created to "keep women in control" (in turn oppressing them) Weaponize penetrationasa depreciation against women.

[@esuriolitum9169]

@@pretty948 thank you 😌

[@alyssashih2895]

And then he did in EP 113!!

[@TheMaztercom]

@@pretty948 nope, virginity was created to punish rapists.......maybe if you know about the human past and prehistoric era you will understand but, someone who talks like a leftist is never going to get braincells

[@ys-qb1uv]

the funniest part of each podcast is the awkward 7 second silence while kurtis is trying to find a sound on his soundboard

[@sopita2236]

Kurtis, mayor of Kurtistown and King of The SoyBoys

[@m_9370]

I hate that “they get girls because they’re famous”. That’s just implying that every girl is just shallow. Go get a life lmao

[@shadowcultist]

Fr I would not want to date a famous person tbh, their significant others get so much criticism for no reason

[@ratlsd]

and it doesnt even make sense bc they also called him a virgin??

[@charlie.justcharlie.8373]

It's even better when you realize these "alpha males" have probably had to pay every woman they've interacted with

[@m_9370]

@@ratlsd lmao you’re right

[@the-postal-dude]

@@charlie.justcharlie.8373 i hope the women got paid a lot

[@miaatkinson1067]

“SJW” advice, because apparently showing women basic human decency and respect is a radical idea to this man. Also, anyone who still uses “SJW” and “soyboy” as insults in the year of our lord 2021 is pathetic. Imagine not liking soy lmao Edit: never would’ve imagined how divisive my soy appreciation post has become

[@irongirltoni]

I dont like soy Because I'm allergic to soy I dont know why I mentioned this

[@miaatkinson1067]

@@irongirltoni ok that is a good reason to not like soy. But otherwise soy is tasty

[@jemberlou]

@@miaatkinson1067 soy makes me violently ill, is that a valid reason to not like soy?

[@katieb3172]

@@jemberlou i would put that in the same category as Irongirltoni’s “allergic to soy” so yes

[@harini6092]

For my guys who don't have a soy allergy, have you ever had soy patty for a burger? It's so nice, idk how you make it exactly but I think it's some soy with seasoning/spices of your choice. Highly recommend it 👌

[@Oh_liv_ee_AY]

The one time I took advice from an 'alpha male' it went fucking horribly. Every time I've taken advice from Kurtis, it made me a better person soooooo

[@soupaw]

He looks to happy everytime he goes to press a sound effect- I can't

[@pretty948]

Our mayor do be cute af

[@autumnday449]

petition for kurtis to get better at finding and pushing the buttons on his sound effect machine thingy

[@maryspringer7540]

He just messed up the button as I was reading this comment

[@louisemarnell6298]

No the moments of silence make me laugh harder than the noise itself

[@natsinnett9751]

Hey! You’ve gotta be nice to him, it’s the law!

[@Smiley-jf7ee]

Rejected, the awkward silences are much too entertaining to stop.

[@maryspringer7540]

Russel Hartley: thanks for the exposure!! 🥰😜🤡 People of Kurtistown: 👁👄👁🖕🏼

[@pretty948]

He got exposed

[@turnipopolis]

The whole concept of soy boys isn't even scientifically proven. It's so utterly frustrating. The estrogen found in soy products isn't compatible with the type of estrogen found in mammals anyway. I encourage people to watch Hbomberguy's video on the topic of soyboys. He explains it well and it's quite entertaining

[@chatnoir9038]

I love that video

[@LimitLook]

so true! Soy is amazing and the negative effects are fucking myths.

[@TheMaztercom]

Maybe they refer to that term in the sense that soy is commercialized in a rude or hard manner like beer

[@pandabear8862]

You know what has loads of estrogen? Actual milk, because it's from a cow therefore, their hormones are gonna be in it...

[@osml]

@@TheMaztercom I mean that would be an interesting point to hear out, but there are so many people saying that soy is HRT, it feminizes men and how femboys will rule the Earth to weaken society.

[@shartedbarf]

Kurtis slowly working himself up into a rant about absolutely nothing is why I watch these every week

[@MF-R]

Kurtis telling his joke, then having his soul visibly die was priceless. You're really very good big guy.

[@jynxstynx]

I ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPED TO THE END WHEN I WAS TRYING TO FULL SCREEN THE VIDEO AND HE JUST WENT "Hello- balls *shart*" I'M LOSING IT

[@riley5865]

Timespamp

[@animorphslookalike9099]

@@riley5865 56:48

[@thistle_flowers5018]

Kurtis’s nudist colony joke was fucking HILARIOUS nobody can change my mind

[@compactdisk8263]

i recently had surgery and i’ve been avoiding your content because it used to hurt to laugh... *but the time has finally arrived*

[@kaepiper]

glad u can laugh again!

[@mariannestrgzr9374]

omg best comment out there

[@MathLady42]

The soy feminization thing is actually completely made up, the youtuber HBomberguy made a really funny series of videos debunking it

[@babybingbing]

kurtis not knowing its called grease because they're "greasers" is killing me

[@JessicaSmith-fw8se]

Kurtis:“Green and blue would make yellow, right?” Me, a college art student: wait a minute I have to think about that.

[@BlkPrm]

Wouldn’t it just be more blue

[@JessicaSmith-fw8se]

@@BlkPrm Good question, color theory is pretty hard to explain so hopefully this helps. So “Blue-green” would be more of a blue considering it’s blue with a touch of green. But if you were to make “green-blue” it would be more green with a touch of blue. To some it up it basically depends how much you are using of each color. Hope that makes sense.

[@pretty948]

Yellow 💛+Blue 💙=Green 💚

[@janhib4712]

I think it's like for rgb stuff

[@zoeishahaha]

"Grease as well" -Kurtis Conner, 2021

[@sopita2236]

I am aware of the grease

[@puggyboy694]

Grease II: Things get Greasier.

[@DavidFlowers777]

Guys like them or Russel Hardly are trying so hard to act cool. Its like these guys who think they can do a back flip, fall on their fucking ass and then talk about how it didn't even hurt.

[@hazelanicia8848]

that analogy is gold

[@angelkato1401]

and then if you took a video of them failing, they scream and follow you until you delete it bc their ego cabt habdle the idea of proof of them looking stupid

[@samn.326]

I’ve just been reporting their tiktok account until it gets taken down again

[@TwStrwd_Cwshk__]

A true hero

[@pretty948]

I'm not on tiktok but I will do my part on KZbin. You, my Friend had inspired me to take the misogynistic dudes

[@animepiglover]

How is that going i will also enjoy this task

[@Stupidspritez]

me listening to kurtis trying to come up with alternatives to soyboy: *Say almond boy! ALMOND BOY!!! COMON SAY ALMOND BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!* . Get it.... cause.... almond joy

[@ineza2425]

I laughed to much at that.

[@pretty948]

"Oatmale" like oatmeal (I didn't come up with this. I saw it under another comment)

[@amukthapotato1102]

Cash”dewd” thanks I’ll leave now

[@madisongreen8782]

not to be emotional or anything, but i can not express how much i needed this podcast today. im spiraling back into my depression and today i just felt ugly/sad, so as im sobbing i open my computer to see a new podcast! i feel better now, all thanks to you kurt

[@myrnaweis6663]

I hope you feel better soon :)

[@beti5618]

Sending love💗 i am proud of you

[@scarb5256]

I’m glad you found something to help! I have a friend right now going through it, she has a scar now from self harm but she’s getting better. It really does get better, just make sure you have somebody and/or something to get you through it.

[@pretty948]

Here's a hug for you 🤗

[@binniiemylove]

This may be 2 months old but I'm sending hugs anyway🤗! I hope your feeling better!

[@mrsawesomesause6265]

"Women are people" 🤚🤚🛑 hold UP. Thatssss a bit much

[@lukepitts8529]

Next thing you know people are gonna be saying they deserve rights smh

[@fakename151]

@Apocalypse Pony I love you now, imma go do a wake n bake.

[@jayahmoore7251]

Bruh I read this as he started saying it.

[@miloriku]

The clapback is like: Enemies to..lovers???? to Enemies again

[@emmslc1226]

"does green and blue make yellow, or is it blue and green that make yellow?" gives me such "we have jam and bread, OR bread and jam" vibes

[@slemire]

Now that I know Hank Green listens to this podcast I feel like my teacher is sitting in the back of the room as we're watching a movie

[@morganthuemmler4936]

Kurtis its called grease because Danny and his friends were "greasers" (a subculture from the 50s)

[@zoeyiguess]

OHHH that makes sense I thot it took place in Greece or smth

[@ugh1230]

@@zoeyiguess cause he pronounced it that way lol

[@Mumiah862]

@@ugh1230isn’t that how you pronounce it

[@ugh1230]

@@Mumiah862 I mean, no, normally it's easy to tell the difference in pronunciation between those words

[@burningrose_bailey]

@@ugh1230 what language you speak where grease and greece don't sound the exact same

[@tomatosoup6899]

My man is really posting in the middle of my Macbeth lecture

[@epicepicgirl]

oof have fun with that. I remember doing romeo and juliet and that killed me

[@user-xq9mc6fc3k]

I never cared about chemistry anyways 😩😩😩

[@zoeyiguess]

Rlly inconsiderate of him 😒

[@emmawallace8264]

you’re really having a macbeth lecture in the middle of kurtis’s posting schedule?

[@arbubbles876]

I'd like to think YOU'RE the one giving the Macbeth lecture and your notification for this video went off so your students are just watching you type this comment all distraught

[@AshleyfromTX]

VRG is like getting to hang out with Kurtis and just chilling.

[@enjae7962]

Yeah we chillin....

[@evan_teo5482]

being a fem guy, and also being chinese, the term soyboy just simply confuses me. i can’t tell if it was created based on the bs protoestrogen misconceptions or blatant racism against asian people and our cuisine.

[@evan_teo5482]

also, i remember when this whole soy estrogen thing really got popular, the poor trans women who thought that it would work as hrt. it was heartbreaking to say the least. i remember actively avoiding soy bc i was scared of accidentally detransitioning

[@styrlinrowland7922]

Kurtis: “blue and green make yellow” Yellow being a primary color: 🟡👄🟡

[@mayflyforyou]

"Don't listen to me talk before you've had my coffee." Yes, okay.

[@mayflyforyou]

@@antisocial.socialist Oh noooooo :(

[@kaluluwa1951]

start a petition to boycott grease until they apologise for naming an entire musical after danny zuko’s hairstyle tbh

[@zoeyiguess]

Ur pfp gave me a heart attack😭😭

[@navya.559]

i see u like shawn and all i have to say is, u have great taste

[@kaluluwa1951]

@@navya.559 so true his new album is just mwah

[@puggyboy694]

Fun fact: People during that time who acted like them and had leather jackets were called greasers. That's mostly why they called it Grease.

[@thekneesbee]

Kurtis: talks about the president butt chugging eggnog Kurtis: i don't know if a fart tweet is the best introduction to me

[@Tintin-wo4wc]

I've just gotta say - as an artist, who loves and respects kurtis very really much; hearing him say "blue and green makes yellow" made me hurt, physically, and i do not know if i will ever truly recover from that pain

[@TaurusWitch29]

Mike Tyson "NOW KITHHHH" 26:00 its so funny that his insults are all compliments 😂😂😂

[@stephanietilley9079]

“Doesn’t matter, but I’ve done that before” go off Kurtis 😂😂

[@herandnoone6969]

u could do ‘mens rights activists’ video, that’d be kinda funny

[@kiralangpap461]

yeah and include that one romarmy chick that yells into her mirror

[@kalilach.vtuber4065]

PLS

[@0-79kmj]

he should talk about the ultimate alpha, our beloved derrick

[@terrierlovesyou]

it’s called “grease” because the main character is a greaser kurtis

[@weirdautumn5263]

Im just sitting here wondering how kurtis has never heard of greasers lmao

[@nevadanate4957]

Not only that, I thought it was just a reference to all the pomade guys wore

[@xstarsystemsx]

Oh thank you, i actually went looking for a comment about this

[@reneedailey1696]

...which was taken from all the grease in their hair, so he still nailed it.

[@DrGameNwatch]

What exactly is a greaser?

[@valeriegrey8328]

my favorite activity is rewatching after falling asleep to this podcast and understanding why my dreams happened the weird way they did

[@jasperrosa1369]

People who are like F&F are literally middle school boys

[@GradientTowers]

petition for the population of Kurtistown to now be called the *soybeans*

[@omnical6135]

what's with the hate on soy tho? i thought people LIKED soy sauce

[@pretty948]

Yesss soybeans are the citizens of Kurtis town

[@sh0tgunsh1pping]

@@omnical6135 idk it kind of burns going down ://

[@Shisha2025]

Kurtis is moving up in the world, from a Mayor to a 👑!

[@whydididothatoops]

Of COURSE bongo bongo is a metaphor for capitalism, how did I never see it before

[@AuroraArtemis]

The invisible hands of the market👀👀👀

[@monipooh25]

Is it 1999? Who still uses virgin as an insult 😂😂😂😂

[@PossiblyKayla]

At some point my headphones disconnected and I thought Kurtis was serving dead air and I was honestly like, here for it 😅 I love his pauses. Especially in his most recent podcasts when he’s look for the soundbite switch for a solid 5 seconds 😂

[@KatrinaLovesYou]

I read somewhere that High School Musical was originally going to be a modern follow up to Grease. I am too lazy to look this up so i'm just going to believe it.

[@gemmasd9788]

''if u wanna kiss me just say so''

[@ArticTheGamer]

You'd literally have to have 17 to 19 portions of soy a day for at least a year to see any changes on your body, which is around 2 cartons of soy milk and 6 blocks of tofu a day lol

[@blairjohnson6014]

Probably not even then. Changes in mouse fertility have been observed, but humans process isoflavones differently than mice (obvs), and in addition to being weaker, phytoestrogens don’t exhibit the same effects as estrogen and may even lower estrogen levels in some cases due to the way they bind and interact with existing estrogen receptors.

[@pretty948]

Okay but like since when did these dudes ever believe in real science. Don't they still believe in alpha wolves and shit. They'll only believe in sciences if it's misogynistic/ supports toxic masculinity

[@Steamstrike]

probably the main reason you'd see changes in your body at that point is because you'd be shitting nonstop

[@bunyumie]

kurtis conner's comment section makes me feel so many emotions

[@lllllagoosling]

"every band needs a bad trumpet player" is the most accurate thing i've ever heard

[@Tyoda9]

I've been called a soy boy before, so I just told them that I actually prefer oat milk

[@pretty948]

You're an oatmale now

[@leehalloway8787]

Oat milk is pretty fire.

[@vtmorphine]

Sounds healthy

[@friday3829]

when he said it was monday my brain died i was very confused

[@evakonopka121]

"How long has quarantine been? A year?" Damn, it's really been that long, hasn't it. 😭

[@sav2602]

i zone out for 2 seconds and zone back into not having any clue what kurtis is talking about it - i love it

[@mind.over.madnesss]

Is it just me or does Kurtis seem absolutely ZOOTED in this video

[@peeblestem]

i was recently made aware of the fanfiction "my immortal" by a friend and its fucking insane and i think maybe u could cover the world of fanfiction coz its mad

[@honeylavenderbakery]

it's incredible to me how long it's been circulating! there are a lot of "generations" of fandom :'D

[@ZaDe2002]

What's it about?👀 I think I've heard of it but I'm not sure

[@honeylavenderbakery]

it has harry potter characters, but it's nearly unrecognizable 🥸

[@nathanlee9080]

Omg Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Way 🥺

[@thistle_flowers5018]

god if Kurtis read all of my immortal I would laugh for the rest of my life

[@odetowren]

The nudist colony joke actually made me laugh

[@thecassyscorner]

You could’ve said grease 2: greasier

[@AkatsukiHostClub]

The band kid story reminded me of my uncle. He played the French horn in middle school, so the band teacher wanted him to join the advanced band the next year. However, he didn't want to do more band, he wanted to do woodshop. So he got the forms to transfer to woodshop and the band teacher signed it without looking. The school year starts, and my uncle isn't there, so he contacts him later and asks why he didn't show up to band. My uncle says that the teacher didn't sign the forms to join the advanced band, he signed the forms to transfer to woodshop. It's incredible that he tried that and got away with it lol there wasn't anything the teacher could do about it.

[@Jenna-ko6im]

I’ve been having health problems lately and horrible anxiety because of it, watching your videos helps me stay calm and keeps some anxiety at bay, I like to listen to your videos when I’m falling asleep! Thank you for sharing this stuff

[@canderamirez271]

dude, i don't think you understand how much i love this podcast

[@riley5865]

Fr same

[@kaluluwa1951]

british accent harry potter soyboy grease kurtis content we love to see it

[@heavenlyboy9698]

These “professional men” are really triggered by your existence, like wtf 😂😂

[@dylan8423]

and now these guys are taking other channels down for criticizing them😬

[@heavenlyboy9698]

@@dylan8423 omg??

[@dylan8423]

@@heavenlyboy9698 they were taking down channels like jamari, playback, aba and preach, and even some small commentary channels as well by abusing the copyright system

[@turboshazed7370]

Jamari schools those fools

[@gracejordan110]

The section at like 16:30 of the Eminem bars sounds like when Dev Lemons did an impression of Eminem for that hivemind video.

[@worm.on.a.string.]

I did-... I did standup for a.. nudist colony, an' I got so nervous, I had to picture everybody with.. with their clothes on... .. I'm- hold on- *BOOO! BOO!* 'Cause, y'know- the joke I- *Sigh,* I'm not even gonna fuckin' explain it- ..goin' through it, guys-

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Questions: does that dude think Chris Evans is a Beta because he's technically a SJW...

[@nothinghappens9811]

Probably, even though Chris Evans is a God among men.

[@pretty948]

Who tf is Chris Evans lol

[@nothinghappens9811]

@@pretty948 Captain America

[@souper.scooter]

When grown adults don't know their primary colors- I mean...other adults. Not Kurtis, because as a citizen of Kurtis town I'm not allowed to be mean to him...

[@pretty948]

You have to be nice to him

[@souper.scooter]

@@pretty948 its the law

[@tea4532]

gee, today is a historic day indeed... yeah we have a new prez ig but more importantly KURTIS HAS BLESSED US ONCE AGAIN WITH HIS PRESENCE! i pledge allegiance to the kurt-

[@joyfromthemountain]

and it's my 21st birthday

[@willologist]

@@joyfromthemountain HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 😁

[@josieharner6585]

him: only masculine alpha males get the girls my type: fem skinny boys with eyeliner yeah ok move on sir there are instagram cat boys more famous than you

[@rottencat6318]

same here . my type of men is the ones that are skinny, soft and wears eyeshadows !

[@pretty948]

My type of men are ones that aren't misogynistic. Yet to find one ❤ I still have hope 😢

[@TheMaztercom]

Fallacy, just because you are not in the majority, doesnt make the argument wrong

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@TheMaztercom I keep seeing you in other threads saying the stupidest shit like what is your point? Just say you hate women and go

[@elisecode2212]

mmm they are cute 🥰

[@samanthamarie3607]

"green blue make yellow? or is it blue and GREEN make yellow" when I tell you I died