Very Really Good

[@merelywords]

Kurtis said “early tee time,” but my brain went straight to Kurtis and his boys having a tea party at 6:30 am.

[@egg4417]

wait that’s not what he said

[@maryjohn9163]

Whattttt???? I thought it was tea party tooo 😂😂😂

[@momomathebula8297]

Dude I was so sureee😂😂😂

[@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924]

Dude same 😂

[@brib6046]

I know. I don’t know why I could see Mayor Kurtis having a tea party before he was playing a game of golf

[@moonriverinc7896]

I can't stop thinking about that one time Jake Gyllenhaal was on the Ellen Show playing some game and they asked "what's your greatest fear?" and he responded "this show" and slammed the button

[@babyturtleshoe8451]

What a savage

[@bonestartapes]

*kurtis sfx noise* OOH

[@aaliyahstark7948]

Honestly he’s iconic. And when Harry styles played the same game on Ellen and she asked “what’s a lie you recently told?” He replied with “I wanted to be on this show” and just hit the button💀

[@tarrenr8159]

man i live for jake, and ^ the other reply about harry lmao but everyone who goes on the show doesnt seem to enjoy it unless its a person who knows they're gonna get money out of it

[@pleasesetmeonfire1166]

Jake Gyllenhaal, Robert Pattinson, and John Krasinski are my top 3 strange male actors that I experience aesthetic attraction to

[@il3077]

Kurtis is the perfect example of being a comedian without having to offend anyone. I laugh so much during these and his other KZbin videos

[@Thomas_Winters]

Not my preferred brand but he's cool.

[@FAYcampers]

Just the intro itself had me chuckling

[@lizzyd9082]

Weak comedians always resort to offensive jokes, Kurtis is just superior

[@chalochaparro5176]

Ellen is so funny

[@papaya3642]

i love it❤️

[@briannahyder4173]

my girlfriends mom died of cancer over 10 years ago and we’ve been together almost 5 years. one day we were at her mom’s grave and my girlfriend said “what if i was just pranking you this whole time and my mom was alive and like in prison or something” so...same energy ig lmfao. you gotta joke to cope sometimes

[@moonriverinc7896]

as someone whose mom also died of cancer, this is so fking funny, dude. Tell your gf I said hey and I'm using this.

[@melodyhaviland9393]

dude i use jokes for coping with my depression and shit and it does NOT go over well most of the time

[@mpswims]

This did so wholesome yet sad at the same time

[@makiyat5861]

I joke about my mom being dead and people get SO uncomfortable 💀💀 I'm like dude its jokes this makes me feel better

[@eleanorp3202]

Amazinggggg. There's no correct way to cope or grieve.

[@charliel8151]

all this podcast is is just horrifically bad puns and i'm living for it

[@melodyhaviland9393]

i think you spelled “terrifically amazing” wrong

[@melorsomething1006]

The lack of editing makes it so so funny because I can tell exactly what would have been edited in a KZbin video. I can hear all the sound effects and zooms and deep fry. The jokes are still so funny but it’s like... dry humor without the editing which is gold.

[@iguesslol6637]

@@melorsomething1006 my god I thought I was the only one. I can hear the bruh sound effect and his head being really big and round. It's so funny how we already know his editing patterns and it's amazing

[@d_0fficaill355]

I think you meant “absolutely hilarious” 😳

[@marchforth3515]

hello, fellow text pfp

[@Emma-zc5jm]

Ellen's entire show is centered around the idea that humiliating people in front of others is funny; I don't know why people are surprised to find out she's mean.... All she does is make fun of people and make celebrities uncomfortable on her show. Look at how she treated anyone.

[@rafi7397]

The only reason it wasn't too obvious is because the audience is laughing so when you're watching you don't feel like it's wrong but when you think about it's really clear how she's not really being funny, just mean

[@rafi7397]

@C C yep, but she laughs at the end of the sentence so it's all fine :p

[@Hip.Username]

I had to stop watching years ago because I couldn't take watching the pranks, I don't think it's funny to scare people, and especially in front of an entire audience. You have to be mean to be ok with potentially triggering something serious

[@wyun220]

Exactlyy. Every single clip I've ever seen of her show has always been her embarrassing someone. Like that Selena Gomez "like a little brother" one about Justin and jump scaring celebrities for no reason lol

[@UnnaturalDreams]

I never really watched ellen so all i know is that she went from 'that nice lesbian' to 'that not nice lesbian.' but hey, if you want a cool gay talk show host, check out Graham Norton. The brits got it right with him.

[@iloven1rvana]

honestly idk what i would do if kurtis didn’t exist. i’d probably be bored out of my mind 24/7

[@oracle6162]

Honestly

[@luci.ana777]

Kurtis is bae

[@FAYcampers]

The scenario at 23:03 had me in actual tears

[@iloven1rvana]

Iori-kun sameee

[@lavanvickneswaran63]

so true

[@darlingblue]

And Ellen basically forced Mariah Carey to talk about her early pregnancy a few weeks before she miscarried, despite Mariah not wanting to lmao.

[@goldenknox]

Tries to force her to drink alcohol to prove her claims, which makes it a thousand times worse

[@ceciliap5336]

G S yes!!! i was gonna bring that up, it was SO messed up on so many levels that ellen pressured her into it

[@elodieelvira7913]

she did what now?!?! I never watched the show but I cannot believe that she would do something like that

[@dounialaghrim3584]

@@elodieelvira7913 she gave her a glass of wine and pressured her to drink it all and she didn't want to. Ellen kept bullying her like a 6th grader saying "haha see your pregnant, she's pregnant guys". It was super awkward and Mariah was super disappointed in Ellen saying "why are you doing this Ellen". She miscarried right after the episode aired and I believe that was the last time she spoke to her

[@YutingHong]

Also Ellen very much insisted on Mariah having to raise her kids in traditional gender roles, discrediting Mariah for wanting to be more gender neutral... which was kinda cringy too. The lesser offence here tho.

[@iamsam6111]

Anytime kurtis says “dude” or “man” someone’s day is much better (mine and anyone who likes him lol)

[@waitwaitwaitno3182]

Nah, I like the implication that kurtis has the power to make any random person’s day better, and all he has to do is say dude or man. Especially if he just doesn’t know it lmao

[@iamsam6111]

What should I name my channel yea he can make anyone’s day better just in general and I see you are a fan of UNUS ANNUS you are a man of culture

[@waitwaitwaitno3182]

Pretty nerd105 😌🖤🤍

[@iamsam6111]

What should I name my channel 🖤🤍

[@thatgirl8592]

this is totally irrelevant but sHuNgiTe

[@elliezrimec2029]

You can tell Dakota Johnson was like already annoyed with Ellen and when Ellen said that she was like U KNO WHAT

[@lani0979]

on the ellen thing, look up interviews of her with sofia vergara. she makes fun of her accent and her english and sofia is so visibly uncomfortable but she handles it so gracefully but its super messed up :(

[@zulfav2666]

YES!!! It makes me so angry! Sofia is clearly so intelligent, talented and nice and has so much to talk about. But on Ellen show somehow they only talk about her pronunciation and stuff. Like ????

[@holly695]

lani ;0 I’ve noticed even on America’s got talent they make fun of house she says things, she handles it so well but you can kinda see she is annoyed with it.

[@heralisa3202]

i saw that and it wasn't fun to see, yes sofia has a really clear accent but that's something she can't change and imo it's pretty

[@tarrenr8159]

yes! same with on AGT one time sofia asked "do we have a medic?" and heidi went "what?" and howie said "i think she asked about a medic" like she wasnt right there and shes my favorite by far because shes the most calm and level headed and very sweet individual and her accent isnt even that thick like c'mon guys

[@kiwii5463]

I agree. My parents are Colombian but I was born here in Canada and I never wanted my mom to speak around my friends because they would make fun of her Spanish accent and say that they "can't understand anything that she says" and it was really hurtful :( even if it's said as a joke it still hurts people

[@sammurgia327]

the 6 dislikes are ellen, the stokes twins, jake paul, sebastian ballz, and the person who thought u were joking abt jacobs cancer

[@PeachysMom]

I’m number 200

[@valkyrie4350]

There's 25 😳 must be all the celebrities who said Ellen is nothing but nice

[@ankiebonnema9247]

And all the Karen's

[@carlzjr7169]

@@PeachysMom good for you

[@kaylanh]

lmao

[@alicemik443]

the face kurtis makes after he says "Degenerate", and then instantly realizes it sounds like "DeGeneres" but stops himself from making a joke is iconic ( 16:25 )

[@poopypants2286]

Facts I've seen this face only on him 😂

[@babyturtleshoe8451]

Moistcr1tikal was not afraid to call her ellen degenerate

[@val-cy7so]

@@ayzhank5381 do you mean ableist

[@vickyle4518]

ayzhan k how’s it ableist? A degenerate just means someone who’s immoral

[@ghostii716]

BAHAHAHA

[@fionadreesbach3685]

The thing that makes me so mad about ellen is she's probably the most popular lesbian out there so whether she likes it or not, she represents us to the general public. So I'm scared middle aged white moms will see ALL lesbians as mean (which is obviously isn't true). I hate that we have such terrible rep

[@ggeminem9399]

YEAH LIKE??? shes gonna create a sterotype about us

[@Arya-hh8sf]

Ikr I was just thinking about it!

[@ComePollinateMeHey]

I think that's her demographic unfortunately, middled aged moms.

[@helloitsme8575]

Yeah and now king princess is an asshole too apparently 😔

[@ampersandcastle1091]

Anna M I’ve heard there are rumours going around about her. What did she do?

[@eviemarianne3947]

"I'm the boss of my own sleepy time" me: *gets Superbabies flashback*

[@j4ymay816]

bAbY bUnTiNg bObO

[@j4ymay816]

sorry.. iTs tHe kAHuNa

[@asilkstar1771]

"but she's been nothing but nice to me" makes Ellen look even worse. it's something i heard a lot while going through abuse by my parents. Ellen tricking people who only meet her once into thinking she's kind is the perfect way to mask her bullying/emotionally manipulative behavior.

[@loveinthetimeofsocialism]

i’m sorry about what you been through, and people are manipulative assholes sometimes. honestly the world would be a better place without sick fucks like her.

[@paulai.santiago6885]

I knew all those prizes she gave was for a reason. She was just winning people over 💀 I hope you are doing well 💖

[@mammoneymelon]

same 💀

[@MaddisonintheSky]

Ellen is what middle aged straight women think is funny, and 90% of them are the people retail employees dread

[@ashtonreece1893]

kurtis talking about how funny jacob is makes me feel less bad for being so enamored with jacob in the last video. like i thought kurtis was the funniest and then here comes jacob

[@bestbirdbuds6746]

Jacob is so pure dude. When he laughs he literally makes the XD face and it’s so great

[@sarahviola3942]

“Simply jailogical” okay that was FUNNY

[@meatgr1nder39]

wait did she do something??

[@sarahviola3942]

ari_b e a n s 69 no hahaha cristine (simplynailogical) is a wonderful person it’s just hilarious to me that kurtis of all people is making a joke referencing them 😂 I love it when the community overlaps and interacts like that

[@chupawup4517]

In the LGBTQ community we literally call Ellen and Rupaul the straight people of the community.

[@anotheroli]

Why have i never heard of that lmao they’re not “straight” they’re just so commercialised that they lose all their care for the community because they mostly care about their show. But i dont think you can compare ru and ellen in any way other than that

[@chupawup4517]

@@anotheroli That's...the joke

[@anotheroli]

@@chupawup4517 it isn't straight to care about your show tho lmao

[@ambereyedbabygirl]

Dude rupauls show with the little kid was so offensive. The way he talked about how the addict mom is a piece of crap and its okay for him to kidnap her child and lie about it. Fucking disgusting

[@anotheroli]

@@ambereyedbabygirl you mean aj and the queen? haven't watched it and never will, i couldn't take their (ru and the other drag queens starring) acting seriously and it's probably really bad too

[@KB-vr2ms]

dang i didn't see the "does he actually have cancer" comments... these people are probably twelve year olds caught in the youtube vacuum. Jacob has a really wholesome online presence. I mean I guess maybe idubbz has joked about having cancer, and the likes of jaystation will make content about anything, so maybe these people are so used to that kind of shit that they don't even recognize something real when it's right in front of them.

[@Jennifer_Devote]

Who the hell is Jacob? I'm 28 and dont have time for youtuber drama. Also cant know of everyone.

[@Batmantherealbatman]

I thought it was a joke because 1: I don't follow Jacob on social media so I haven't heard about it 2: it sounds so unreal that I thought he shaved his head and was making jokes. But I did of course realize after like 2 minutes like "oh shit this isn't a joke I'm an idiot". The guy he showed is actually stupid if he didn't realize, he needs to put the peices together

[@KB-vr2ms]

@@Batmantherealbatman I can understand why you'd think it was a joke for like a minute or two. I'm more just talking about those people that are super immature and watch a ton of prank channels or follow people who would make those kinds of 'edgy' jokes. I feel like that mentality is more what I was annoyed about. But I hear you.

[@KB-vr2ms]

@@Jennifer_Devote I mean Kurtis kind of explained who he was in this podcast but ok lol. I'm just saying that if you saw someone that looked like they had cancer, it's weird to have your first reaction be "oh is he joking about having cancer? if so that's messed up" and not "oh shit maybe he has cancer". Secondly, it's not youtuber drama... it's a reference to what kurtis said in the beginning of the podcast about a video they did... there's no drama here it's just twelve year olds being dumb in the comment section.

[@jasperbrooks6869]

jennifer devote kurtis made some videos with him on his main channel, they’re really funny. they’re good friends :)

[@cottonycloud]

Man those haters have notifications on. There's already one dislike. Smh this is definitely the work of a criminal in Kurtistown

[@dagbebo1299]

send Sheriff Jenna to take them down

[@basil116]

The dislike is gone! Probably just an accident

[@ratedpending]

i think someone missed the like button since it went back down to 0 lmao

[@cottonycloud]

@@basil116 they were scared of the police force of Kurtistown

[@loveinthetimeofsocialism]

it has to be

[@boop4643]

twitter detectives realized that the weekend of dakotas bday party was when ellen was at that football game with george bush... she ditched the party to hang with a war criminal LMAOOO

[@MaddisonintheSky]

Fr the epitome of white privilege are ignoring someone’s immoral actions because they’re “kinda funny”

[@ninjasanin500]

Wasnt Ellen the one who made that awful sketch making fun of Nicki Minaj's butt? Her being mean and making fun of people in a cruel way is nothing new lol

[@pd9052]

Her costume one year was a Nicki Minaj nip slip. She's such a bully and somehow it's considered comedy.

[@mw7845]

Dev Pat just looked it up...wtf why??

[@pd9052]

@@mw7845 I'll be damned if I know. I really feel sorry for Nicki in this situation tbh.

[@Adonisbloodyamore]

That was good one i actually laugh.

[@ObeyLucifer]

@@Adonisbloodyamore no

[@amiyahk9904]

“She’s a degenerate” *stares at camera*

[@doritos2311]

"Maybe he's dating that gun" ngl I'm fascinated by Kurtis' mind

[@anarios173]

Ellen is Niall Horan´s evil twin

[@babyturtleshoe8451]

Imagine: Ellen degeneress crawling in your ear. You tell her to stop but she’s in there

[@babyturtleshoe8451]

jin’s phat bussy I swear I posted a comment. In response to yours. Whatever let me redo. Imagine: you go on a date with ellen. You order a filay minion. Then Ellen violently pushes you against the wall. You reach to grab her d but it’s not there “Ellen where’s your d” you ask. Then she says “I’m a old lesbian did you think my saggy bussy was a bulge”

[@vebvin]

She does not crawl in your ear, but she crawls into your eye.

[@jenova5148]

Babyturtleshoe LMAOOO

[@babyturtleshoe8451]

Scarlett Latham I give the people what they want

[@easelminch6887]

Who else thought he mean “tea time” like having a tea party & not golf

[@4skin-gaming]

me i was like ayo that sounds fun tbh

[@grace9186]

wait i actually didn’t realize that’s what he meant

[@eleven-hopper]

wait that's what he meant?

[@goingtotahiti]

Same lol

[@malachitemalice]

I'LL GO GET THE TEAPOT,INFUSER,KETTLE,5 DIFFERENT TYPES OF LOOSELEAF TEAS,AND CRUMPETS!!!!!

[@losigreti]

i think niall horan should host "ellen" nobody would notice .... Omg 171 yeeyyy

[@losigreti]

36 peapole "think what i think " yeyyyy

[@saraali9631]

The part where Kurtis goes "one single Canadian nickle" that was so cute bRO.

[@pia.r.002]

Mr. Balls is like the only one of those obnoxious KZbinrs who actually listens when people say "hey that video is messed up, take it down." He still has some pitfalls and is pretty garbage, but at least he listens

[@hotmamma2126]

More like because he's scared of the backlash than actually understand what he did was wrong. He hears but he doesn't listen

[@pia.r.002]

@@hotmamma2126 Oh yeah, it's disingenuous but the bar is low for this stuff

[@zypper7213]

@@hotmamma2126 Exactly, he also set one of the videos that Kurtis and Jacob had criticized in their first video to private and then immediately went back to making shitty content that made light of serious issues so... :/

[@beepbeepcasucha]

Do you think it's maybe an attention thing? Mess up, apologise, make a mistake in the same stroke, repeat...

[@eviekehoe2467]

he’s kinda like jake paul bcz he’s always messing up, apologizing, and then messing up again

[@phoebekelsey3951]

Next Sebastian balls prank video “telling my girlfriend I have cancer”

[@mackaylastephenson4339]

Phoebe Kelsey bro why do I feel like he's already did that

[@eviemae9624]

Do U get extra greetings on here I’m in need of one

[@ellewoodford262]

same though, we should get 2 extra

[@bhib1960]

i can greet you if you want :)

[@katharinaayran1006]

hope yr doing well!!

[@spencerwaterbottle1461]

hello, you’re great!

[@KZesty]

What's up, how's it going!

[@user-ud9xc1hr3g]

My grandpa ran the entirety of Route 66 when he turned 66 years old. He was invited to come on the Ellen show to talk about his accomplishment. Grandpa had a long beard for as long as I can remember, and (as a stunt) they wanted to shave his beard on camera. When my grandpa refused Ellen basically told him to get lost. Also, rest in peace Geores Buttner-Clevenger. You're my hero, gramps.

[@kelsynicole9135]

She wasn’t nice to NikkieTutorials when she was a guest!! She was very cold and unfriendly and only cared about the Jonas Brothers.

[@matilda4664]

i love that half of kurtis's joke's are taking sayings literally and the other half are puns

[@videosbyrose5986]

“It’s me who else would it be” Kurtis Conner the poet😻

[@gabijulie5915]

Dr Seuss could never

[@acidspitpandas]

also kurtis, please make more videos with jacob, he’s genuinely funny and sharp

[@yinjagio]

He is pretty sharp. Jacob Sharpe

[@megan-ladon-shark]

The way he like defended Jacob from the people that thought he was faking. You can tell they’re true friends by the way he talks about all of it 🥺

[@mel-xt1hr]

years of therapy came after my college roommate actually faked having brain cancer oop

[@loveinthetimeofsocialism]

joking about brain cancer is a big no no, and i hope you’re okay

[@roj6895]

omg girl i hope ur okay

[@mel-xt1hr]

Ro I am, thanks! My therapist was awesome

[@athenajaxon2397]

Um what????

[@zsakh]

when i watch his podcast, i feel like kurtis just talks to himself and we're just listening.

[@toast3273]

apparently the kevin spacey knock in the intro is supposed to be an ode to house of cards, netflix’s first original series

[@kathrine466]

what kills me in that dakota johnson on ellen clip is that the audience laughs when she says her birthday is October 4th?? these people laugh at everything they're told to huh

[@erin4974]

i think they were laughing because ellen gave her a birthday present and it was way past october 4th (judging by the set decorations)

[@signalred]

Ah yes, my favourite crime KZbinr, Simply Jailogical.

[@lee2791]

Cristine more like Crimestine hahA bad joke but that’s what we like here in kurtistown

[@pinkopia8420]

I actually laughed out loud at simply jailogical

[@disneyqueen6236]

If anyone wants to hear about Jacobs cancer journey, listen to his podcast “the mr friendship podcast”. So interesting, educational and inspiring. I learnt so much about cancer just by listening to him talk about it and I really recommend it to y’all if you want to learn more about his journey and help support him. Love his podcast, nearly brought me to tears.

[@natasha5553]

Thanks for the Recommendation!!!

[@starfire555]

Lmao how hilarious and cute would that be if the camera panned over to Flubber podcasting alongside Kurtis wearing headphones and all

[@Thiswildliz]

KZbinrs in Jail is the the one thing I want to be made into a KZbin Red series

[@beepbeepcasucha]

Banged Up Abroadband

[@madisonqueen7742]

lol i used to work at starbucks and some lady made me cry when i was working the drive through window. she came back later with a $10 gift card to apologize?? which is unheard of bc normally karen’s don’t roll like that.

[@sanderssides7390]

damn, really? thats,, kinda very wholesome 💘

[@madisonqueen7742]

🌸Easterpop🌸 it was!! it was super unexpected but it’ll always stick out to me as a reminder that people are still pretty good

[@loveinthetimeofsocialism]

Madison Queen wait how’d she make you cry? like i’m glad she apologized and everything, that’s really sweet, but i kinda wanna know the story

[@madisonqueen7742]

c a v e v i b e s so i was still pretty new, and i have major social anxiety, so being on the window was basically a nightmare already. that particular day, i had an argument with my partner and i came into work extra sensitive. we were understaffed and multiple customers had expressed their frustration with how long it was taking. this lady was the fourth person to complain, and she was really pissed. she sternly told me that this was the third day in a row it had taken her a while and she told me she wouldn’t be returning. then i just BAWLED my eyes out. she didn’t yell, but she was clearly pissed and was so direct about it that i just lost it. when she came in later she told me she never wanted to add to the shitty parts of someone’s day, and apologized for taking it out on me. i was so stunned that she apologized.

[@Hip.Username]

@@madisonqueen7742 that sounds less karen than I was imagining, I think most people would just hear that and not take it personally, so I'd imagine she was pretty shocked when you started crying lol. I've had an old man throw his change at me and lots of other stuff simply because the line was too long, it's nice to hear happy endings

[@dimmiek]

the one dislike is ellen on her private account

[@notsobritish5213]

Jacob’s a really good sport. I wish the best for him

[@papaya3642]

the tweet that said: “raised/donated $125 million...” just because she raises money doesn’t mean she is nice/Not mean

[@madinfrica654]

Kurtis' flubbers are like willy Wonka's oompa loompas

[@catgirluwu3413]

Don't act like the kurtis corner isn't just the update corner except your knees don't hurt

[@itsjustkennyg]

nobody: kurtis: heh heh holy shit that’s so funny

[@stellamitkov2500]

"huge brain cancer prank on my friends and family" ...like...like that kid on reddit? edit: since everyone's asking, some 14 year old dude posted in (i think) r/teenagers basically "i have brain cancer, im gonna die soon, q&a" and he got so many awards and shit for it, and then a few weeks later when he got like 100 awards and reddit premium and coins from it he edited the post and went "thanks for all the awards guys, i was joking the whole time lol" and literally the entirety of reddit absolutely lost their shit at him for weeks

[@jasj122]

w h a t

[@momomathebula8297]

Huh😦

[@stellamitkov2500]

Emily Hume i edited an explanation into the comment, hope that clears it up for you 😌

[@stellamitkov2500]

Emily Hume sure np! :)

[@momomathebula8297]

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE 🙆🏾‍♀️

[@youngfunny1824]

In regards to why Cory moved to the White House, it was because his dad got a job as a chef in the White House and they apparently lived in it too.

[@kosmic_overlord]

which, tbh there's no way that that would happen 😂😂 but that's what I get for taking Disney plots seriously

[@janicec9854]

Kurtis Corner..... just like Danny Gonzales’s Update Corner 👀👀👀

[@Kyran1996]

It's a cornerspiracy.

[@ulrickoopman2970]

Get him on his knees

[@hexahectagon]

I have observed that this podcast is indeed very really good.

[@ellenberry650]

my name is ellen and this was hard not to take personally

[@13quizz]

It’s fine because Ellens are genetically modified to be really nice people:) “Ellen”’s name isn’t actually Ellen, it’s actually Snortox Degenerate from the planet BäbæEetër

[@ellenberry650]

@@13quizz oh sick

[@chatnoir9038]

Don't worry, we love u ellen! ❤️

[@nina.robbs565]

For the person talking about joking about other people to their friends: I feel like if you make fun of their actions and not them, and things they can't control like weight, looks, money, etc, you're good. Like the example they gave, making fun of the Instagram story is probably fine.

[@bri2149]

Nice profile pic, but also, unus pride

[@kai_cries]

Hello brothers

[@wheezyzone]

UNUS

[@nat2057]

Spoken like a true unus/annus. Memento mori, friend

[@preciouse]

I just can't comprehend why people wouldn't like this man

[@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924]

It’s the mysogonists and Idiots that he brings Down with a bunch of facts, they cant handle it 😂

[@LemonSmug]

@@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924 Weird people: *Are weird* Kurtis: You're weird, stop doing that. Weird people: HoW dArE yOu!??!!!11??1

[@shanareilly6649]

Wait ppl dont like kurtis

[@preciouse]

@@shanareilly6649 I guess, he does get dislikes on his videos unfortunately. maybe they just disagree

[@jacklyntree7752]

People can just disagree with what he says or how he says it

[@serenabreeze6634]

I didn't really care about Ellen until I watched her hosting BTS on her show and that was all I needed to know. She asked them straight to their face if they'd ever hooked up with fans and it was incredibly awkward. I felt so bad for them. Every celebrity that she talks to is always visibly uncomfortable with her.

[@mammoneymelon]

not only is that super uncomfortable, but the fact that no one did enough research into korean culture to see how rude that is- ugh it pissed me off

[@dylan2588]

@@mammoneymelon honestly bad in any culture, but (as you said) like much worse to not even bother to translate your "politeness" to another culture.

[@coolperson6843]

ive watched this with my cat for almost 2 years. she passed away recently and this is the first week without her. always loved the podcast!!

[@DakanFluff]

sending much love to u ❤

[@margaux4707]

I'm so sorry for your loss :(

[@jeydanguyen100]

sending love. the people of kurtis town are always here for you 🤍:)

[@mackenziebrown1828]

I hope you’re doing well. Stay strong!

[@lilymarie8644]

sending much love, I hope she rests in peace

[@ghostsontoast7866]

me: bored as frickety heck youtube: kurtis's podcast is out me: my life is complete

[@nattyrm21]

"Every e-boy is Ellen"-Kurtis 2020

[@sophieschroer42]

The Stokes twins literally did what Kurtis joked about Steven Harrison doing. "No, your honor. This was obviously just a prank obviously"

[@lxllipop9610]

"Jake Paul is Ellen." is this a roundabout way of you telling us that Jake Paul is an E-boy

[@clobeth1]

imagine going to watch 13 reasons why on netflix and all you hear is “bring the beat in. anything for you beyoncé” 💀

[@dannyhotemo]

dude the time Ellen harassed Taylor Swift until she cried???

[@dylan2588]

SHE WHAT?

[@crochetingcat2870]

BlackSeptember you can find a clip of it on KZbin. It’s pretty messed up

[@baileytaylor203]

Wait till Kurtis finds out about prison tik tok. Also one example of Ellen being rude is her and Sofia Vergara idk if I spelt that correctly but she used to mock her accent all the time on the show

[@lipa8229]

truuuue, honestly i feel like sofia Vergara is always made fun of in talk shows for her accent and culture or shes just harassed for her beauty, like remeber the Gordon Ramsey situation? its so messed up, but yes. Ellen?? booooooo

[@sundance3945]

the only person who jokes about cancer is aides in gallagher or whatever his name is

[@melodyhaviland9393]

and jacob lol

[@nicodiangelo4185]

Aides in Gallagher🤣🤣🤣

[@ameliagrady]

loaf boy

[@troyfernandez8331]

Aladdin gallbladder

[@mathilde3693]

🍞

[@b1oodcore]

Kurtis: "We hit 100 Thousand subsribers" Also Kurtis: *Puts 152k on the screen*

[@Tiffany__B]

I genuinely don't understand if kurtis actually has a podcast producer or if it's just a funny bit, what's going onnnnnn

[@helloitsme8575]

He does

[@babyturtleshoe8451]

Anna M :O he does? Like an actual one? That isn’t a green amoeba?

[@aaliyahstark7948]

Babyturtleshoe Nope! It’s called very really good ( duh ) I listen to it on Spotify

[@babyturtleshoe8451]

Aaliyah Stark ooooooh oki

[@sophie7598]

last time i was this early Shane Dawson was doing blackface

[@leoissleeping]

soo,, not that long ago?

[@blue2209]

did him dirty💀

[@seungnuts]

i-

[@stellamitkov2500]

😳

[@person1232]

...

[@ghostnie]

I love how most podcasts are two people having a structured conversation, but VRG is just Kurtis slowly descending into madness. Aka my last braincell.

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Ellen has the vibe of the girl in high school who would start rumors/call you names just so she could fight random people

[@Sunny-qj4ci]

one time i had a teacher in college who lied about having ball cancer so he could stop teaching hahah

[@madelyngw]

wow i just refreshed hoping that this would be uploaded and here we are

[@allredpost]

Now 154k very really good people of Kurtis Town are aware of this podcast. I'm really proud of our Mayor.

[@avarose12]

When you go on Netflix to watch the umbrella academy the opening is Aidan Gallagher singing “𝑙𝑢ℎ𝑣, 𝑙𝑢𝑢𝑢ℎ𝑣, 𝑙𝑢ℎ𝑣𝑣𝑣“

[@hadiaalkhafaji2025]

Hehe

[@LexiPixeL_]

I wonder if the Stokes twins think them going to jail for four years means they only have to do two each.

[@rimmalatypova1102]

Imagine Netflix and chill with the goat sound

[@sammurgia327]

i just listened to this episode with my mom and she was laughing pretty much the whole time, congratulations

[@livjsph]

so i bought vrg merch for my mom, my dad and i and then they asked me “what is this?” and i said “shut up, shut up” and then punched them in the stomach, then said “i’m the captain of my own ship” and then ran away from home...i didn’t actually wanna run away from home so i came back 20 minutes later and when i was back home, my dad punched me in the stomach and now i’m dead. they also took away my vrg merch and gave it to a horse which turned out to be my long lost sister and russell hartleys wife. russel then burned the merch and my ashes. so thanks for your advice kurtis! appreciate it :) PS; this is my ghost self writing this

[@PopBunny8899]

I love how kurtis’ jokes are just silly banter that escalates. This is my type of comedy.

[@xunjo]

I think it says a lot about Ellen's "friends" for tweeting that they consider ending a 40 year friendship. Is it too hard for people to be there for their friends and help them see when they do something wrong? There's no need to give up on someone if you've known them positively most your life, like what even?

[@kyjacu]

Right and when their actions don’t change THATS when you stop being friends. Adults on social media are weird💀

[@bbekah]

Exactly, there not real friends they're just around her for the attention and perks of being friends with her. And then those perks go away, so do the "friends"

[@tasman655]

Some of it was PR, Tyrese didn’t meet Ellen. Notice how Ellen is nice to other rich people. There are rumors of about how much an asshole is was to waiters, PAs, normal people.

[@pd9052]

Ellen doesn't have friends, only victims for her bullying

[@letsparchmentitupyo7566]

0:01 - intro/talking abt his morning 7:09 - new vid about mr balls + jacobs cancer 11:56 - new reoccurring segment: burp time!! 12:57 - *(curtis corner)* ellen 19:18 - netflix intro sound 24:15 - jake paul FPI house raid 33:22 - advice jingle

[@KelliConan]

Nah the hairstyle is “Karen”. She’s mean so she’s wearing a Karen hairstyle in that Time cover.

[@julissadc9227]

Is everybody just sleepy today cuz kurtis is tired, I couldn't get out of bed today, and my friend texted me saying he was sleepy af lmao

[@spicyleg6723]

im insanely tired, i just wanna go back to bed but alas im an adult with a job and bills.. ill still probably sleep lmao

[@julissadc9227]

@@spicyleg6723 lmao we're all dead today I have online school right now 😪💀

[@abbyjones826]

i just took a 4 hour nap so yes

[@spicyleg6723]

@@julissadc9227 yeah luckily i work from home so i can nap in my downtime lol

[@julissadc9227]

@@abbyjones826 okay August 11 is officially known now as the day everyone was a bit more sleepy than usual lmao

[@saea8677]

Confirmed: Kurtis is a *boss babe* 💅💯

[@NatalieeeHnt]

Why is Kurtis a mix of John Krasinski and John Mulaney

[@bestbirdbuds6746]

Dude I’ve had an awful week. This is just the thing I need

[@meong3803]

Emily Hume Maybe you don't need this, but for me sexual identity doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, asexual, etc. We just like who we like, aint no way of controlling it. So my sexuality now is just whoever I happen to like lol. Ofc it's fine to find out and clearly label your identity if it fits you, I'm just saying no need to stress about it. Love is about joy and learning from experience, so good luck! Hope this helped a bit :)

[@josterfun4330]

“108 out of 110 I could feel a little bit better” 😂

[@patolaioli]

Kurtis if you see this, I just want to let you know your podcasts make my days so much better & brighter! All the love Xx

[@patolaioli]

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW U HAD A PODCAST UNTIL A COUPKE WEEKS AGO, NOW I DONT HAVE YO KEEP REWATCHING MAIN CHANNEL VIDEOS 😂

[@rachelwhite8677]

My brother died from cancer when i was in high school. People joked about it all the time thinking testicular cancer is funny. Really fucks you up. Thanks kurtis for being real about it

[@silviabarone7890]

I'm new in town but my little heart gets so excited when he stops talking to think of a joke that I think these are the only moments when I feel alive during the week

[@odetteb6173]

about 8:17, I know a person from my college who pretended to have cancer and he used to speak openly about it to everyone... then he just magically healed and gave motivational advices... we never knew what type of cancer was or saw the progression of his "condition" ://

[@coolbeans7571]

I don’t remember how I lived my life when I didn’t know kurtis existed

[@bestbirdbuds6746]

Same dude

[@andies3817]

Kurtis’s comment about rude ppl was something I really needed to hear today 🥺 thank u dude

[@kateemma22]

Dakota Johnson’s 50 Shades of Slay!

[@Elizabeth-ti7ei]

50 shades of shade

[@Elizabeth-ti7ei]

no wait that sounds dumb nvm

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

Kurtis softly singing the Cory in the House tbeme was the energy I needed to start my day.