Very Really Good #93: Pawtrón

This week, we talk about the best prank you could ever pull, crying Pokemon, the iDubbz fiasco, and growling boys.
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[@Xblackjckqueen]

harry styles been real quiet since jenna’s photoshoot😳

[@charlieleo92]

i will forever be grateful for those pictures

[@uhoh2307]

I really just need Kurtis to film his review of fine line, is that too much to ask.

[@charlieleo92]

@@uhoh2307 yes!!!!

[@Rose-mz7ry]

wait what are you talking about? i'm lost

[@charlieleo92]

@@Rose-mz7ry twitter.com/kurtisconner/status/1247402369287172099

[@wesleysutherland2281]

A doctor could cure a woman’s cancer and he’d be called a simp

[@panicatmybrain5933]

lmao but its also sad

[@angelicamedina6481]

exactly! like this whole “simp” thing is stupid to me

[@christomlin3878]

Helping a woman? Simp

[@angel-gu8co]

guy: *respects women and treats them as equals* the internet: SIMP ALERTTT

[@ervakerti6823]

What pisses me of is that the all the "feminits are problematic" guys are always acting like if a man respect woman they do it for pusSy. They suck. (Im not a native speaker sorry if i have mistakes:))

[@ervakerti6823]

Thats exactly what u said. Fuck i lost my brain cause of quarantine😔😔

[@sushyy2886]

when u get called a simp but ur a girl appreciating other girls:

[@gabby05030]

this just in: the black death, one of the deadliest plagues to date, actually had only FIVE victims! update: the total deaths from the black death have risen to a total of seven! stay safe out there.

[@delishdelish]

gabbo i swear you’re in every comment section

[@gabby05030]

@@delishdelish i'm magic~

[@camitripp6078]

all y’all got the wrong definition of simp!!! Squirrels In My Pants

[@queenqueef3803]

PREACH the Gospel!

[@elliottp5455]

Cami Tripp you’ve unlocked memories I forgot I had .

[@marleybayne6233]

And thats on 2 Guys n the Parque

[@metalmickey777]

THANK YOU

[@masochistic_art]

kurtis ranting about people forming their own boundaries within their own relationships in regards to sex work is music to my ears

[@cyluma]

Yeah ngl, as an Internet Thot™ myself, OnlyFans has helped me pay my bills so many times. It completely shocked me how many influencers I liked previously that I ended up deciding I no longer wanted to invest time in because they shat on Ian for his girlfriend's decisions and made it seem like someone who does sex work is worth less than anyone else. I understand that some people are just jumping onto the simp meme, but there are others (ie AtoZy) who I just lost all respect for. Like y'all, it's 2020. We're supposed to be supportive of sex workers. Thank you so much Kurtis for being so open-minded and standing up for us and our partners ❤❤

[@BoglimWrangler666]

you're delusional. "we're supposed to be supportive of sex workers" so we're supposed to encourage misogyny, men being gross and using women, and turning womens bodies into nothing but a commodity? your brainwashing and forcing people to have no morale or standards is CREEPYYYYYYY. Stop it. also atozy literally never said anything mean or harsh, i'm sorry not everyone agrees with you. you can do what you want nobody is saying you can't lol. but you're delusional and you are living in a fantasy world while blinding yourself to the sexist, male pandering, woman degrading realities. and again, atozy was very polite actually and never said "yeah his gf is worthless haha kill her" like you're pretending. "its 2020, lets support misogyny even more uwu". shut. up. thank you!! this recent wave of blind liberal feminism has got to stop. it's not feminist in the slightest, everything would be fine if you weirdos would stop trying to force everyone to buy your money obsessed lies.

[@ms.bigbooty]

@@BoglimWrangler666 Ummmm you realize it's not just women who are sex workers..? Theres also men..? And very horny women who pay men as well?? Not to mention the mass amount of LGBTQI+ representation in sex work community. Also if you're soOo concerned about people being "turned into commodities" then just hate the work force in general. If you work at mcdonalds, walmart, forever 21, literally ANYWHERE you are being bought and paid for your service. At least with sex work you get better hours and get treated better than working in retail. You sound like someone whos either insanely ignorant and doesnt know what there talking about or a bitter old lady. Either way you're out of touch and you need a hit of reality dear.

[@ayzhank5381]

"with sex work you get better hours and get treated better than working in retail" you're joking right? please take off your pink sunglasses and face reality, millions of women are exploited in porn industry, forced to be prostitutes from early age, raped on camera, even killed. Most of women are brought to porn and sex industry against their will and you can't really speak for all "sex workers" because sending nudes to people for money is a privilege. I hope you and other people will understand it eventually.

[@elliottp5455]

Look I agree with on most things but Atozy was just joking .

[@ms.bigbooty]

@@ayzhank5381 woah woah woah ok if you think all sex workers are being raped and doing it against their will than YOU are delusional. Sex workers are consenting adults with a job. The people who are forced to have sex for money arent "sex workers", their captive victims being held against their will, that's not a profession. What you're talking about is illegal and comeplety evil and should be stopped completely, but it isnt "sex work".

[@melonpope666]

This is what I listen to during online school now I guess

[@kirioun3269]

Words/phrases that Kurtis owns: 1. Dude 2. Pardon 3. Fuckin’ 4. Yikes 5. My guy 6. (burps) 7. Hey man don’t do that

[@biz26]

“👏🏽folks “

[@sarahbearah6297]

a guy could really say "yeah maybe women should have equal rights" and someone would say simp. Don't argue and say we have equal rights and protections, we don't

[@juliendagher4101]

my cat slept on my hand the whole podcast

[@goldenknox]

My cat slept on my stomach :)

[@thebirdsworkforthebourgeoi8167]

My cat died

[@dreamingofvenus0364]

Julien Dagher that’s adorable

[@gollygeewillikers]

mr small that’s adorable

[@ve1434]

mr small yeah they do that

[@valodate]

as a kurtistown citizen with an onlyfans page and a loving partner of 3 years i'm just here to say thanks for being dope about sex work

[@jadasakurawatches]

We stan

[@bizlypequeno8361]

Keep vibing fam

[@lee2791]

kurtistown supports sex work my dude! good for u

[@the-postal-dude]

as an aspiring stripper with an accepting girlfriend, i agree

[@welldressedbird3101]

dude i was crying when he said "could you imagine if someone asked you for your best blue whale sound" lmao

[@gabby05030]

when you find cheeto dust on your scalp and your first instinct is to EAT IT? how relatable 😻😻

[@iamarat7667]

gabbo I thought you said cheetah 😳

[@gabby05030]

@@iamarat7667 im not sure which is worse, eating cheeto dust or CHEETAH DUST off your scalp

[@3vivk]

best part of having a gamer bf is always having a snack around

[@HMSmueller]

Lol I'm 9 months pregnant and I am not due in a safe time

[@maudgone5262]

Hanna Mueller congratulations!!! i hope everything works out for u! good luck to u and ur baby

[@panicatmybrain5933]

oof good luck

[@urieldaboamorte]

if I was your baby I'd flex my birthday so much

[@Artist_Dakota]

Renan Andrade “I was born during a global pandemic”

[@rosemarybearden8839]

My cousin's baby was born during the pandemic in Boston and they're all alright, good luck to you too!

[@gorjessisamess]

I feel so validated watching your podcasts. Phonetically pronouncing weird words is what my inner monologue looks like 100% of the time.

[@nola2717]

thank youuu!! i'm not the only person that thinks the whole simp thing is stupid when people are just being nice.

[@Nat-xw6jw]

What if Kurtis just dumped his comedy career and becomes a full time gamer

[@Tellurium52mloid]

id hate that

[@helenlol8821]

dont give him any ideas

[@melanchronik]

the thing about the idubbbz situation that annoys me the most is that people are trying to justify the hate by saying that his girlfriend is an awful person which might be fair but it wasn't about that in the first place and now they're just trying to find a reason for their sexism like alright, criticize her for whatever she has done, fair enough, but don't go ahead and call idubbbz out for supporting his girlfriend and then be like "yeah but she's also a bad person" because we all know that's not why the whole drama started

[@jadelinnea865]

kurtis' is honestly the only podcast i would listen to

[@user-vd8nm8sv6x]

I hope we can meet kurtis’ new doctor friend! he seems very nice :)

[@waitwaitwaitno3182]

Yes, get them to feature!

[@savannahcat2980]

*lowkey this was just an excuse for Kurtis to show us his growl*

[@ellexarden]

kurtis those pictures jenna took of you were so beautiful you are the only man who deserves rights

[@liamcarrion]

As a cis straight man, I would vote that if any one of us deserves rights, its Kurtis

[@michelleeverdeen8767]

Mm there’s nothing like Kurtis vehemently defending women 😤😤 a true king

[@gabby05030]

"aooOOOOOooo" just blue whale tingz 😻😻😻😳🐋

[@whale7056]

Teehee

[@randos3873]

some girl was making her cookies round w a cookie cutter and EVERYONE was so mad at her like. she wanted round cookies?? im sorry??

[@panicatmybrain5933]

what are u talking about lmao

[@milkywaymokke9870]

Panic! AtMyBrain 28:00 it’s kind of the same idea

[@miyahmccraney1327]

Tasmanian devil has been real quiet since that tik tok

[@jadalynwalker9760]

I'm doing online school 🤷‍♀️ I'm still gonna watch this instead of doing my tasks 👀😬😬😬

[@ranasalari9922]

no one: not a soul: literally not one person: kurtis: welcome back to veryreallygoodpodcast

[@SkinnyPickens]

call kurtis a simp all you want but i’m a simp for kurtis and kurtistown 🥺

[@XxLeafGreenxX]

coronavirus: *happening* kurtis: *makes mountain dew puns*

[@cryingingucci3040]

hi I freakin loved ur latest ig pic I think I'm gonna paint it

[@waitwaitwaitno3182]

Omg yes do it! It would be a great painting! He a faerie

[@graceholmes9219]

u could do dumb buzzfeed quizzes or tier lists. or even do a pod with jenna if she’s comfortable

[@katimakittykat3885]

You're super respectful to women and I appreciate it a lot!!! :)

[@shyshy1894]

Imagine getting homework from not only school but from Kurtis 😫 Just kidding. This is probably the only homework I’ll actually do.

[@ashlinmarie001]

Someone seriously needs to animate the bits he creates during his podcasts!! I know it’s pretty difficult to animate things, but just throwing the idea out there!

[@poopoopeepee5942]

I think that girl also made the “hey mamas” tiktoks 🤢

[@marleybayne6233]

The absolute horror in his face when the growling video started to loop 😂😂

[@pissgarbage2655]

plagoo, oh, the plagoo killed seven peepeelee.. the plagoo killed seven peeohple

[@mackenziesturm6876]

i mean, factually, at least 7 people died of the plague

[@Madeline-vu3yo]

When are you going to have Jenna as a guest on the pod??

[@faithrichardson7786]

So nice to hear a mature take on the idubbz situation

[@stupididiot5678]

How the times have changed,,, someone growling before: “ew cringey! gross! furry!” someone growling now: “sO hOt oMfG!! sO sExY!!”

[@VOMITGYAL]

no i still believe it’s cringey #iMnOtLiKeOtHeRgIrLs

[@izelflores7167]

nobody kurtis on his girlfriend's posts: wowwowowwowwowwowwow

[@diamondsprince]

You know what they say about guys with short podcasts

[@nosophiesallowed]

I love the episode series!! analytics can make you feel discouraged but its so entertaining

[@Han-qn7nb]

I continuously yelled for Kurtis to stop when he played the growl compilation... I'M SO UNCOMFY

[@kuromikendall]

doctor: “you have 38 minutes and 48 seconds left to live” me:

[@nathanlee9080]

"-itis" (medical term) means inflammation. You have inflammation of the Epic Gamer

[@franklinokra6996]

Eyeitis, Idk why I thought of that first

[@anna_banana414]

I hate when people make these types of names eyetits

[@glatres5789]

emia meaning presence in blood

[@Umwhatever]

one of the growling boys had a "saturdays for the boys" poster in the background ..... makes sense

[@pipersteele5580]

I've finally heard the best canadian say "eh". I can die peacefully now.

[@alvinemp9042]

the growls sound like frogs im gonna cry

[@dinah1840]

I don’t know what to Mountain Dew about this pandemic.....

[@flashleyy9199]

These growling noises are so disgusting lol I prefer the “meow” boy 1000%

[@audreyswanson6593]

« who are you though? » made my whole night thank you

[@daisy-wn8fw]

i don’t know if this is just how the podcast usually goes but i’m pretty sure kurtis is going slowly insane someone get him some bang energy

[@ms.bigbooty]

I wish there was a person in the comments who would make timestamps for these videos 🥺🥺

[@jazzcabbage6759]

He should just make a separate channel for veryreallygood podcast clips

[@baekiee]

i was doing hw to this n hw has never been this entertaining, thanks krutboy

[@gollygeewillikers]

no one: captions:“butt plug you killed seven people”

[@robertcox1623]

wait when

[@_lauren.n574]

i absolutely love you and all you’re videos including the episode videos so much so thank you sm for posting and providing me entertainment

[@leahc2907]

Play stardew valley, it’s a good one. Also, due to the pandemic my mom waited on hold for 7 hours and they never answered.

[@jenna2918]

Trust me bois, once that extra greeting disappears the world hit different

[@Tellurium52mloid]

are we getting 2 da point where girls are starting to say “bois”

[@ItsLyrLyr]

Simp is an AAVE term that slipped into internet culture like tea and wig :/

[@gollygeewillikers]

Lyric Campbell AAVE?

[@maeble777]

Lyric Campbell african american vernacular english- a term that comes from the black communities in america :) hope that helped 💚

[@sapo6105]

exactly.

[@XpopxrocksX]

I love everything you’re doing including your standup. It’s helping keep me sane during this fucking plague.

[@rose-is-swag480]

you know whats worse than those pokémon sounds? the sounds that ghasts make

[@charlieleo92]

thank you for another great episode :) i'm so grateful for your hard work

[@jordyngalvan8558]

These are honestly so relaxing and I love listening to them.

[@maddied6827]

this podcast is the only thing keeping me going through social distancing

[@christomlin3878]

Kurtis can you address those 'real fairy' tiktoks?

[@isabelschaffmeister2746]

The growling tiktok really reminds me of my 1 1/2 y/o who is currently obsessed with leopard noises and does them all day

[@raamina5948]

oh kurtis i watched the animal crossing stream yesterday bc I missed the actual stream- pls play Minecraft

[@nothere6963]

Raamina Khan yes Minecraft pleaseee 🥺🥺

[@SamFioreMusic]

I want a shirt that says, “That’s not how you cook a steak!!” I would wear that!! Just so people would ask me, and then I could say, “Idk!! I thought you knew!!” Lol

[@mayamoon9207]

The people calling iDubbz a wimp are the kind if people that think a man should be in control of his woman. Also those growls in that tiktok just sound like they're very congested

[@daniellamadrigal8855]

your voice is literally so soothing i can’t😔✋

[@raamina5948]

do buzzfeed quizzes on the next podcast >:(

[@FinntheAutumn]

Kurtis, if you like the 1975, you should definitely listen to The Japanese House. she’s AMAZING!

[@olivesteyn8050]

Funny South African thing: in Afrikaans we use the word ‘kak’ which literally means ‘shit’

[@Princess_Pink]

I live for these. All you content really makes me happy. I hope your doing well. I'm doing safe hope you are too.

[@l1zbee]

i was honestly having a shitty day,, had a fucking sleep paralysis and this genuinely saved my day??? i love u

[@toast3273]

i dont like idubbz because he’s says the n-word lmao. but it was cool of him to respect his gf like that

[@goldenknox]

I dare you to label a blank map of Europe or the US or smth

[@sashhhaa4874]

I double dare him to do that 😅

[@eflip4583]

YOUR STORY LIPSYNCING TO LIAM PAYNE HAD ME CRYING LAUGHING

[@Tajah8145]

1:53 - 1:58 almost made me spit out my water 😭😂

[@olliewollie3449]

plssss make tier lists on the podcast or on stream, i would watch that all day

[@saileshdas9010]

I did the exact same sound as Kurtis at the blue whale part lmao highlight of my week

[@nina.robbs565]

Tik tok boys growling do be sounding like my dad when I was younger trying to play scare me 😬

[@wickedswag4836]

the growling segment was HILARIOUs thank you Kurtis.

[@mc2shirts]

epic gameritis; you're too sick bro

[@getrealgetright]

I've been playing a lot of Stardew Valley lately. I got it for the switch and the game came out a while ago so I'm kind of late to the game (hah) but I'm loving it. If you haven't played it you should, it's only like $15

[@juliette4859]

Love this

[@ExtraOni]

Curtis Conner; destroying the news paper industry single handedly since ever.

[@francecsaholmes9533]

That Liam Payne video never fails to amaze me how funny it is

[@femmeslash]

I loved the word simp to tease dudes mad abt getting friendzoned tbh but then it started getting used as a replacement word for cuck and used on anyone that has like, liked a woman before and it's now a word i Hate

[@Tiffany__B]

thank GOD we're in quarantine in kurtis town, I couldn't handle being stuck in any other place that wasn't the best town on earth (kurtis town)

[@shyshy1894]

Kurtis said 👾

[@Sydrae3160]

the music at the intro really soothes my soul

[@em46177]

Poptropica🥺

[@lilbish6277]

please don't stop making episode vids i love them

[@alyssacorona9815]

misogynistic dudebro twitter using the word "simp" as a rebuttal is to kpop twitter's fancams

[@nny6848]

2:05 made me spit out my drink 😭😭