[Vinesauce] Joel - Shadow President ( Part 1 )

Joel becomes the US president, and proceeds to obliterate the world. Hey, what did you expect?
Date streamed: April 11, 2014
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[@jacinath]

>threatens Iraq with military invasion >threatens Iraq with nuclear strike >"Sir, which side would you like to assist?" >picks Iraq Never change, Joel. Never change.

[@emperorhobbs555]

Hey, if ya can't beat em join em

[@VariksTheLast]

>Becomes President. >Immediately nukes Norway with 5k nukes. >IT'S JUST A PRANK BR- >Dies.

[@lungless1767]

FrostyTheTrollman [Donald Trump joke]

[@seanwilson5753]

*FUCK YOU, NORWAY!!!!!*

[@crackcobain9845]

I will bomb sweden one day...

[@crackcobain9845]

***** Good, let us team up.

[@rebelfleettrooper9881]

If Logan Paul was President

[@898ozzy]

Joel attacked Iraq, a country with almost one million soldiers, with *two thousand* soldiers. Best president.

[@scottkrafft6830]

A million? That's gotta be like 25% of their entire fricking population lmfao.

[@the_wooden_bear]

For america to win... They would have to take out 500 iraq soldiers for each american soldier of 2000...

[@IrishRhapsody]

Just send the Irish. Don't need guns, just booze

[@Praetorian8814]

And later on he fought WITH Iraq against Kuwait. Lol

[@hentis100]

Iraq: 952,723 US: 2,000 "Yeah, I think I have a little bit more."

[@krekkyboy5816]

"Did America like Nuke indonesia a couple years back?" - Joel, 4/11/2014

[@jed4110]

;-;

[@randominternetuser5872]

I mean, they never mentioned that America nuked us, but that's probably some bullshit propaganda, so yes

[@corsojames]

​@@randominternetuser5872 Yeah, the US nuked Jakarta over an argument on PSN. They forgave each other but it's still a shame about those 10 million people :/

[@ZeromusHarvey]

It took Joel less than 15 minutes in power to send a storm of nukes out.

[@danielecattabriga2301]

+Zeromus22 best president

[@MugginsHere]

If it was me, all of Europe would be decimated within 5 minutes :P

[@MugginsHere]

+Joar Frodigh jeese, it's a joke. man you're edgy.

[@fiona9891]

+Joar Frodigh Ow the edge.

[@BuffedAmbush]

+Zeromus22 And 6 in-game days to get assassinated.

[@Destragond]

"Was it Iran or Iraq that pissed us off? I don't wanna blow up the wrong one." Spoken like a true president of the USA.

[@ghostcoffee1099]

The funniest part is it was some dudes from Saudi Arabia

[@xavrag2225]

​@@ghostcoffee1099 You're thinking of the war in Afghanistan

[@M3taphys1cal]

Soviet Union: *Keeps attempting to progress human rights, raise diplomatic relations, and increase aid to other counties* Joel: "How bout I nuke the sea"

[@jakes1714]

Joel wanted to create SpongeBob by nuking the sea

[@M3taphys1cal]

Squirtletator watch the video

[@spacegodzilla9391]

He just wanted too create godzilla

[@tsar389]

@@oboss7740 they were in the game

[@oboss7740]

Tsar Nicolas II I know

[@thegreatcarraway]

I swear the audio in this game is spooky level 9001.

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

+thegreatcarraway the shooting at the screen after joel nuked Norway and everyone hated him kinda made me jump.

[@christianbenedict3983]

+thegreatcarraway waiting for someone to write creepypasta for this game, because it seems to offer an interesting premise

[@christianbenedict3983]

more like the west wing theme

[@ame.e.]

whenever he opens up the global peace standings for a country the sounds there spook me

[@christianbenedict3983]

The music in DEFCON is much more unsettling.

[@YourFavoriteUrsine]

Can someone please explain to me why Hank Hill is an economic adviser? "Joel, instead of sending nukes their way, why not show them the power of propane?"

[@madmatrix30]

That's a clean burnin Norway I tell ya what!

[@rybak908]

Mr. Bear XD

[@rybak908]

The Mad Mac a sonic underground profile pic and a king of the hill reference. Immediately subscribes

[@rebelfleettrooper9881]

Bwaaah!

[@themaxterz0169]

Why show the power of propane when you've got that pro-pain

[@hbaggg]

One time when I played this China was getting pissy so I nuked them and kinda started world war 3. Everyone was nuking eachother. Like literally EVERYONE.

[@SunnySydeRamsay]

@AliceTechTipsYTP so basically Bush got the idea to invade Iraq from Shadow President is what you're saying.

[@jamescarrotcsl8]

@AliceTechTipsYTP iraq also starts research on nuclear weapons in the original game super Iraq just massively accelerates it

[@xijinping4418]

> Kills 3/5 of Norway's population > It's just a prank bro

[@heckyou2105]

I think 5000 nukes will kill a little more than just 3/5 of Norway

[@Angelgamester]

+Alex VO It says how many were dead after the nukes. If you just look at it it seems like around 3/5

[@shivshankredemption5024]

at 12:25 you can see Norway's population dropped to 860k, loosing about 3.4 million. It's way more than 3/5

[@xxluigi123]

it would also cause nuclear winter like 5x over

[@super_7710]

There were 4.3 million people living in Norway at the time.

[@ASDKFJ1234]

"Now I sound like an ignorant American" Thinks that America nuked Indonesia Can't find Iraq on a map "Was it Iraq or Iran that pissed us off?" "Is Japan a communist country?" Joel pls

[@phoroz1905]

He also said that Liechtenstein was the smallest country in the world, when Vatican City is the smallest country in the world.

[@jacobw7454]

Sealand is the smallest country in the world lol.

[@mr30u79]

Jacob Wick Sealand is not a country, it is an oil rig that a few mentalloids stuck a flag on.

[@juan5050juan]

well japan once had a communist party.

[@mr30u79]

vincent hernandez America has several. Having a communist party doesn't make it a communist country.

[@benhaggerty8707]

I'm with Joel on this one. It was only a nuke, come on guys.

[@princefleaswallow5182]

It was only a nuke, or five thousand,

[@MIchaelArlowe]

It was a social experiment.

[@TheMetinPorta]

@@princefleaswallow5182 one, five thousand, what's the difference?

[@proplection]

It was at most an inconvience

[@TeamOneDay]

Joel: WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME?! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH?!

[@TeamOneDay]

Ren and stimpy reference

[@xRetroCritic]

+Enderlord Alatreon They are dealing with Fuck Freedom Cheeseburger Man

[@anonpony1693]

+Kyle Kellum (TerribleGamer) "I do not fear scientists" "Kung fu lessons for everybody"

[@ioletsgo7539]

I'M NORTH KOREA BUT BETTER

[@CeciliaGomezisawesome]

Ren & Stimpy 😂😂😂

[@KevinFinkbeiner]

Why does history not remember the Great Norwegian Genocide of 1990?

[@elephystry]

Because it was swept under the rug!

[@majorborngusfluunduch8694]

+Zach Simmons suuuure she hasn't.

[@pugnome]

+Zach Simmons soon

[@KevinFinkbeiner]

It's a miscarriage of justice that President Joel was never brought up on charges.

[@AA-mb6sk]

K

[@RainbowLizardOne]

There's still 802,000 survivors of nuking norway.

[@colegilliam2379]

+Goob Person is there a download link for this game?

[@livingghost5930]

Mutants

[@Bighomie39]

@@livingghost5930 they have become like Joel

[@Bootystank99659]

Ah jeez just noticed this was commented 5 years ago sorry

[@voxlvalyx]

"The time has come and so have I". I didn't know Joel was Bill Clinton. For some reason, I've always imagined rivalry between Sweden, Finland, and Norway... Does this video mean I was right? Imagine playing as the other countries with Joel: "President JORGEL of the United States has offered a nuclear aid package consisting $5,263 Million. It is difficult to determine his reasoning at this time. Do you wish to accept?"

[@verisimuli]

+Ailuri Catbear Sweden and Norway have been enemies for quite a few centuries. It's Denmark's fault.

[@jeroxfin8613]

+Ailuri Friendly rivals, but if someone attacks one of us and we unite.

[@TruGamingReloaded]

NORWAY NUCLEAR FALLOUT PRANK (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (GONE APOCALYPTIC)

[@rebelfleettrooper9881]

9000 NORWAY NUKE PRANK *WE GOT KILLED*

[@livingghost5930]

Last video on KZbin

[@JosephMendoza1054]

(POLICE CALLED)

[@degurkin]

Joel sent 2.000 men to fight 952.693 men and he lost Then he told all of his people to get there and an hour later issued another attack just after receiving the message that his troops can not be sent there This time 1.600 people where sent

[@ilikebananasbananasaregood8014]

This is the real story behind Fallout.

[@TehSlan]

Sends 2000 troops against 900,000. Expects victory.

[@davidhubbard8353]

Against a rag-tag team of Mercenary Assassin people.

[@marten7715]

I like to imagine Joel, in a suit, running in and screaming "F*** you Norway!" Before flipping the bird to toward Norway and pressing the big red button with his extended middle finger.

[@SchlubbyTomHanks]

"Bad idea."

[@JackLecerf]

Ziltoid the Omniscient nuh uh

[@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2]

These Norwegian pussies need to be taught a lesson in humility, okay?

[@sillymari01]

Norway has to DIE!

[@TayoEXE]

32:57 I love that Joel didn't notice that Norwary had a much better quality of life than Sweden.

[@REM_sheep]

For some reason, the sound effects in this game are really fucking unsettling to me.

[@vagrant7512]

I'm glad it's not just me!

[@teckworks]

Compressed, blaring sound effects breaking the deathly silence. Uses black as a primary background color. Gritty, lifeless imagery. Revolves around watching the world destroy itself. ...naaaah, I can't imagine why. :V

[@GoredonTheDestroyer]

teckworks I know you! You do that thing!

[@MezzoForte4]

teckworks That's pretty much a perfect recipe for nightmare fuel for children in the 90s. I was so scared of shit that had those things, mainly a black background with no music and suddenly a blaring compressed sound would break the silence. It's why I became terrified of the Duck Hunt theme. Those were the days.

[@bcordone]

I never really found the sound effects unsettling. The one I found annoying was the "Wump-wumpwump...wumpwumpwump" when a country surrenders, and I liked the little "BLEEP-BLOOP" when you got condemned or action was taken. What always makes me jump is being assassinated.

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

The best part is Joel slowly getting more and more bewildered as the nuke count continuously increases.

[@DracoHandsome]

13:55 "Norwegian ninjas? Come on." 14:12 killed by Norwegian ninjas

[@warnegoodman]

I like how the game doesn't even bother with an explanation of who killed him or why, just your approval rating is 0.0000%, everyone hates you so you died.

[@Kinzokugia]

"If I Nuke someone and go down to 50%, then wait til everyone forgets, I can just nuke as much as I want." Welcome to American Foreign Policy 101.

[@ffreedomcheeseburgerman9205]

Joel was a great president, i'll finish what you started!

[@awestriker0076]

NO GOD NO!!!!!! PLEASE NO

[@ffreedomcheeseburgerman9205]

Awestriker007 It might not be 2016, but someday... My eternal fascist republic shall happen!

[@awestriker0076]

F*** Freedom Cheeseburger Man No..I rather have Trump in office then a guy who wants to baptize us in atomic fire

[@awestriker0076]

jyliothe epicgamer You sir are insane

[@thatyoutubecritic8229]

+Awestriker007 You sir are an SJW

[@Lokuulio]

5K nuclear missiles on a nation as small as Norway and people are still able to send out press statements? Bahaha!

[@ethicc_]

Thanks for LosSantosMan for this For shits and giggles.... 5000 Nukes vs Norway - THE REALITY 5000 nuclear missiles 100kt US cruise missile Radius - 1,480 ft 1,480 times 5000 (number of missiles joel launched) 7,400,000 (7 million 400 thousand) put that number in a radius calculator (EDIT: Radius calculator start point is Oslo, Norway, or Norway's capital city by the way) HOLY SHIT JOEL BLOWN UP THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD EVERY INCH Bad Idea? yeah i'm starting to think it really was watching from space

[@rune216]

the nukes were send in only 1 place

[@BlazingBarrels12]

+Stalker Konquer Yes, they might've only struck one place, but realistically, the nuclear fallout from that many bombs going off, not only would the explosion wipe out a good portion of the -ENTIRETY OF EUROPE- but we'd be dying in hours from God-awful levels of radiation.

[@supermansuperman3047]

+BlazingBarrels12 it only takes 10000 nukes to cause a nuclear winter.

[@astrwolf5507]

only 3 thousand people died though, right

[@SyscalineGaming]

3 thousand *thousand* people, or 3 million people, which is around 3/5 of Norway's population.

[@crugtheneko]

for some reason this has become my comfort vid

[@tycho7006]

NUKING NORWAY PRANK (GONE WRONG)

[@anonpony1693]

(I GOT ASSASINATED!!!!!)

[@baraness24]

+Tycho (Illumighandi) (GONE NUCLEAR)

[@SomeDork353]

(Almost nuked)

[@jftuxxy864]

+Tycho (Illumighandi) FACE SURGERY PRANK (GONE WRONG)

[@secondandonly8032]

+Woolydog The Wolfman (FUCKING BLOOD AND DEATH EVERYWHERE)

[@woop6727]

I think that 5000 nukes would not only destroy Norway, but Sweden too...

[@gianmagliotti]

The radiation would "destroy" the whole fucking Earth!! xD

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

Pretty sure Finland would also go with it and the earth would become completely uninhabitable due to the radiation in the atmosphere.

[@supercheetoh946]

Joel: "I swear if my popularity goes up..." Popularity goes up to 34% Joel:"WHAT THE FUCK MAN" Love that part XD

[@MotherSoren]

"Nobody likes canada" Canada is best US ally. They declared war on Japan when Japan bombed pearl harbor before we declared war.

[@prosecutorzero1989]

Canada is like that friend you treat like shit but would never betray you. Canada best friend.

[@CesarGonzalez-eb6ck]

ProsecutorZero given current and future US standings our government will and most likely continue to beg for help but treat them afterwards like crap cos most if not all US citizens tend to keep their head jammed and locked in their ass when it comes to foreign affairs, much less affairs back here at home.

[@mildlyharmfulmalware3929]

Cesar Gonzalez Too much media emphasis on Nickie Minaqs booty, when we should be talking aboot other countries' issues and how we should nuke 'em for it.

[@LordSmuggington]

+Ashens Couch We are a modest little (big as fuck) conuntry :3

[@orionalternative4015]

but joel lives in sweeden, but dont worry. Now the U.S. declares war on sweeden!

[@TayoEXE]

19:19: "1990... 3 years before I was born." Wait, Joel was born in 1993? That makes him only a year older than me. Weird.

[@brendan9734]

"I am gonna NUKE everything!" Well, Joel's got my vote.

[@TomasioTV]

"Do it" "No, I mustn't kill Norway!" "DEW IT" *presses red button*

[@NicoChrisIsAwesome]

"The time has come and so have I" -Joel 2014

[@FangzV]

Joel was so preoccupied accidentally going to war with Iraq that the Soviet assassination attempt on him went totally over his head.

[@bubbaschannel248]

Game: Hi President Joel welcome to.... Joel: I want to send 5,000 nukes to Norway

[@christianbenedict3983]

12:59 "come on, it was a nuclear strike." - President Joel, 2014

[@svinjamaria]

I like to think that every one of our past presidents had to play this and win it to be able to be president

[@TheMamaluigi300]

Svinja Yeah, the Bill of Rights was actually written in MSWord

[@TheGoop22]

Norway for fallout 5 confirmed

[@MarshallBananar]

If it's produced by Obsidian I am cum

[@sixx5043]

+didierthesuperstar I mean, we all basically cum.

[@GodfamZeta42069]

how was fallout 76

[@venomjoe1030]

You have inspired our high school model United Nations team as world leaders. Lol... I'm not kidding though

[@venomjoe1030]

mayb

[@venomjoe1030]

Yes

[@prettybarf]

Still better than Nixon.

[@ExaltedUriel]

*Obama

[@prettybarf]

NIXON

[@ProfesserLuigi]

*OBAMA

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

DUCK SEASON! FIRE! *Blam*

[@TheDragonCat99]

BETTER THAN BOTH

[@Xarx3s]

I guess Joel isn't aware that the gulf war in 1990-91 was between the US-led coalition and Iraq if he finds it eerie that a game made in 1994 is having Iraq causing trouble.

[@yvyrose195]

I can't help but laugh when Joel got pissed at Japan for being impeached.

[@TheJinxCast]

They got a donation of billions of dollars in nukes, ungrateful bastards

[@SlamTF2]

Still a better game than "Democracy 3", at least you can do things involving other countries and the menus aren't just a bunch of useless information and sliders.

[@blarghinatelazer9394]

"The time has come, and so have I." My new favorite quote.

[@thebladezmanII]

5,000 nuclear missiles against Norway with only 3,439 killed. Norway is hardcore....

[@jaukkurik8294]

3,439K KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[@Kooljex12]

The k on the end means thousand.

[@shivshankredemption5024]

Thats almost all of norways population at the time. and considering fallout, that "country" would be a wasteland

[@thebladezmanII]

I misunderstood the K at the end meant 3,439,000 rather than just 3,439. Either way, there would be nobody left in Norway to condemn President Jobel's actions...

[@davidhubbard8353]

***** They are still hardcore people..Joel sent 1 nuke on Iraq and it killed about 2 million.

[@JoLiKMC]

You know, I think firing 5,000 nuclear missiles at Norway was a _little_ excessive... Next time, maybe just 4,000?

[@Smell-O-Vision-Citrus]

Your profile picture is adorable, that is all.

[@GuruSUPERmaster]

Who else got flashbacks to this stream after what's happening in the world?

[@kbaweshumvideos7454]

Joel was the one who started this.

[@Necro_Cancer]

I was in another tab while the last part was playing and when I switched back to KZbin I saw babby Joel's face on Godzilla and I proceeded to lose my shit

[@TheTwinTailedFox]

Did no one notice that Joel somehow managed to nuke Iraq when he was in the war room?

[@robosexual8822]

Joel makes me proud to be an American. Joel4pres 2016

[@MrJones52]

The reason why Joel wants to nuke places so bad is because he wants to start the nuclear war from the beginning of Fist of the North Star

[@Ohflipsnap]

I think the reason Joel is struggling with his American soldiers versus Iraq is because they've got access to Desolators.

[@demonicloaf2100]

And all America has is the airdrop :/

[@MariekeLisette]

"Oh my god, I'm running a country of idiots." Best line ever

[@DStecks]

1:07:25 Sweden was absolutely not a member of NATO when Joel made this video, and it would have been basically unthinkable at the time that they ever would be.

[@fjlsfljsalfkjasdflka]

Actually I think you lost that war because you tossed 2k soldiers at 900k soldiers, lol.

[@TheMamaluigi300]

Toss 5k nukes at them, then!

[@repubblesmcglonky8990]

"America's Quality of Life - 100%" - yeah, I really doubt that, this game is toooooootally unbiased...

[@Senor_Penor]

"Ya pull a little prank on'em..." *3,500,000 people dead*

[@mccnshyyne]

‘Australia does not give a shit’ I live here and I can confirm that

[@dylanmantell299]

*Nukes Soviet Union*Soviet Union:"Kup teraz"

[@yyyyzryrd8545]

Kup Teraz means buy now. bad joke fam

[@dylanmantell299]

+mr wolffdtamps You saw straight through my disguise...I'm ashamed.

[@yyyyzryrd8545]

Dylan mantell It took all this time for Google to finally process your comment to me. gg gogogogle. ggg

[@bones384]

Polish...

[@SotheX]

Kup teraz

[@DeathlessHaze]

So is anyone gonna talk abt how when Joel got assassinated (after he nukes Norway) that there's 6 bullet holes, but there was 7 shots fired 'n the only one that hit didn't leave a hole in the screen...? Also lookin at the amt of blood on the monitor that cant have been a strong enough shot to end him as there was hardly any of it on there. Ig unless somethin vital was hit? ...Jus me?

[@28Hazefur]

Joel, you invaded Iraq with only 2,000 troops. Just.....just *facepalm

[@TheLoneyPirate]

Anyone here after the new video where Joel became the president?

[@IRyanHutcH]

TheLonelyPirate Yep :)

[@EatMeGoogleStopChangingShit]

This is after Fuck Freedom Cheeseburger Man won the election.

[@anonpony1693]

+A Crit charged Rocket Jumper rocket TASTE THE FREEDOM!!!!!!

[@kemosonicfan123lbp]

11:34 Fun fact, that was the entire population of norway back in the day, so a mass genocide has been committed

[@madlad2819]

"how did a WHOLE FUCKING ARMY lose against a rag-tag team of mercenaries?!" -Jobel (or something along the lines of it)

[@Goretantath]

**plays a-team theme midi**

[@mechalo5271]

Y'know, looking back at this, this may as well be the most historical moment in Shadow President's history - Joel launching a nuclear strike of 5000 missiles towards Norway...then paying for it. Clearly, this means accepting a "Bad idea" will result in a HUGE downfall.

[@Dante_Rick]

I will vote for Uncle Jobel on the 2016 elections. #NukeEverything

[@hoovy5147]

And Cheeseburger Freedom Man is the Vice President.

[@Cpt_Natalia]

Dante_Rick No plz. Plz don’t nuke my California. I live here.

[@raptordave]

Joel for president. OR ELSE!

[@sambennett3311]

Or else he will launch 5000 nukes to your house

[@punch3322]

Arf 234 And JinTrin will eat your face.

[@gamesux420]

***** NOT JÄNTRÄN! :C

[@raptordave]

Dr.Kuhmilch Oh. Johnny the tronny.

[@fullbepis4677]

Jonathan Jafari for president 2016 In ECH we trust

[@tropican5554]

*Nukes Norway* It was just a prank, bro! *Norway*: Dude, you killed 3/4 of my population with your entire Nuclear Arsenal.

[@pupinator98]

wait, was that a 5000 missile strike or a 5000 warhead strike? either way, the 3.4mil deaths seems far too low for that many, considering a normal city's population density edit: apparently norway's 1990 pop was only 4.233 million, so an 80% kill amount is pretty good

[@Epicname333]

Norway is pretty sparsely populated too

[@thorbjrn6939]

Not only Norwegians die as a result of Jöhl's nuke. The game's fallout system severely fucks over Sweden, Denmark and Finland as well. My high-horse e-peen was spared of severe internet anger issues, letting me off with enough frustration to write this comment, knowing that Swedes and Danes died as well in a video game.

[@dizzyroach]

One day I'll tell my future grandkids about the time a popular livestreamer killed 3.7 million Norwegians

[@burritoman2k]

I died when he make a whole joke about the Norway Genocide being "Natural Selection" XD

[@hoovy5147]

'' I was Adolf Shitler'' ~ Joel 2014

[@CaptainAlliance]

40:20 Actually the Iraq invasion of Kuwait WAS in 1990.

[@FumiTaki]

why TF most the sound effects sound so scary and unsettling?

[@samrosenbaum4744]

"At least I was better than Bush." -Uncle Jobel, 2014.

[@hushmychild6745]

1 Jobel. 10 minutes. Five Thousand fuckin nukes. BAD IDEA? Jobel: 🖕🏻🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🖕🏻

[@xavrag2225]

1:35:06 That noise absolutely caught me off guard, ive never heard it

[@ZeromusHarvey]

Gotta watch out for those Norwegian Ninjas.

[@washingtoniaofficialyoutub4551]

There’s cheeseburger freedom man doing his first thing as President

[@miker1463]

Joel I don't think their over reacting you sent 5000 nukes at them

[@bijeY2K]

Cheeseburger Freedom Man decides to nuke the whole world.

[@stubbydoesthingsyay2843]

Don't kill Texas Joel! WE INVENTED THE STEAK YOU AND YOUR DAD ATE AT THAT FANCY RESTERANT...I think

[@bundleoffuck2986]

5K is still just a number.

[@CboTheSecond]

"I support President Joel's decision to send $5 billion in nuclear funding to Japan" -51% of Americans, 1990

[@jagerzaku9160]

Classic kino

[@fullbepis4677]

During the bombing he should have played bring back the bomb by GWAR

[@mr30u79]

Joel, please make another part. This stream was great!

[@TheRamblingSoul]

"Nook Iraq. Nook Iraq. Please, pleeease let me do things." - George W. Bush, circa 2003 5:53

[@Spookhunter7]

And not a single human being liked joel for being president but all the skeletons in them did.

[@Shellsock]

Alt. title: Why Joel Shouldn't be Given Nukes.

[@PointsofData]

not even a week into his presidency and he declares nuclear war on Norway. *slow clap*